💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

fuck it im restarting my whole pc

[near hill]

atta boy

[wind axle]

Why

[golden mica]

💀

[wind axle]

Loggin in

You will get your sword

Hopefully

lf1 host of michael

[golden mica]

moment of truth

[wind axle]

Enjoy my runes

[golden mica]

@wind axle down

[wind axle]

In my defence it's a +0 weapon

[golden mica]

don't you dare say "in my defence"

you had a 20 attack combo which was unstoppable

[wind axle]

I can come back if you want

[golden mica]

Nah I've got my screenshot

[wind axle]

Lame

I should +10 it

Time to go do that

[golden mica]

it's done, it's mine, it's safe

i don't even know what's so good about it, but it's been a 2-3h journey

[wind axle]

smile

[wind axle]

ranged attack that does magic damage

also ranged heavy does a fuckton of stagger

also it can hit multiple enemies

very good very fun

[golden mica]

ah a similar unsheathe

[wind axle]

Unsheathe but cooler

[golden mica]

can I not make it stronger with scholars arsenal?

[wind axle]

Nah

[hushed hazel]

michael has fallen

[wind axle]

Special weapons can't be enchanted

[hushed hazel]

moonveil users when they do nothing but spam weapon art

[wind axle]

Aside from a really select few

[golden mica]

fun weapon

[wind axle]

It do go hard

[hushed hazel]

bro i beat malenia just now it was so funny

[wind axle]

Dual wield uchigatana is also a solid strat

[hushed hazel]

dual wield uchi with duplicated blood slash is quite disgraceful

[golden mica]

time for some density, haven't played all day

[hushed hazel]

i havent touched density since i copped elden ring

[wind axle]

Blood slash sucks

Use seppuku, it's way better

You can proc bleed in like 2 hits

[wind axle]

When he said retdi ttu slap peni it went hard

[hushed hazel]

seppuku is better for blood loss but blood slash itself does pretty decent dmg

though personally if i was doing a funny blood build i’d run with rivers of blood (?) and then a blood uchi

[wind axle]

I thought rob has a super low bleed buildup?

[golden mica]

fuck it, nothing to do in that game until weekly reset, back to elden

[wind axle]

Exactly

Stay in elden

Elden is your life now

Goddamn invading with Hand of Malenia is so fucking stupidly fun

You just stunlock everyone and they die in like 4 hits

[golden mica]

I'm pretty sure I saw a reddit post complaining about stunlockers

[wind axle]

Magic is way worse imo

There's a couple of spells that are straight up impossible to dodge

And you can't even block it

[smoky matrix]

deathblight aura

my nemisis

[wind axle]

Sleep-infused weapons are worse

[golden mica]

chatbox, I'm trying to find a boss I fought forever ago who killed me a lot

he was in a summoning circle thing

and it teleported me somewhere

I want to go have revenge

[smoky matrix]

doesn't ring a bell sorry

[wind axle]

Evergaol boss?

[golden mica]

yeah just found it

[wind axle]

Pog

[golden mica]

Bloodhound Knight Darriwil, I'm coming for you

[wind axle]

Oh he drops good stuff

[golden mica]

Sit.

[wind axle]

murderer

why are you using rock sling btw it only does physical

[golden mica]

meteorite staff,

S int w/ boosted to gravity sorcery

can I hide multiplayer messages

I can't hit the f'ing lever, because I'm being told it's a lever

[dapper hazel]

skill issue

[wind axle]

Sit on the lift 🗿

Can't use lever if lift is already there

[cold nebula]

World War 1 had some wild equipment

[golden mica]

figured it out in the end

[wind axle]

Pepeg

[golden mica]

I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME PLEASE

[wind axle]

Shield

[golden mica]

my str probably too low for shield tbh

after 2nd boss i'll respec for moonveil + shield

[wind axle]

Ic

2nd main boss is a pushover

Just a quick heads up

[golden mica]

good

next step is to find him

[wind axle]

The big fucking lake

[golden mica]

I was exploring at my own free will, until I fell and died

[wind axle]

Rip gamer

Stop jumping off huge cliffs

[golden mica]

It wasn't a cliff, it was this keep

[wind axle]

Go activate Godrick's rune

It's very useful

[golden mica]

idk how D:

I gave it to the lady in round table and that's all I know

[wind axle]

after activate you can equip it at a grace

[golden mica]

divine tower

[wind axle]

and use a rune arc to proc it whenever

it lasts until you die

godrick's one gives +5 in every stat

very pogchamp

[golden mica]

how tf do you get many rune arcs then

cause I die a lot

[wind axle]

Some enemies drop em or you just find them laying around

I advise using them only for bosses

[golden mica]

aaand I slipped, F the runes I was trying to recover

welp, that's enough exploring this castle

wait frost how the fuck do you get across the huge gaps in the bridge

[thick orbit]

I brought call of duty bo3

[wind axle]

There's a portal

[golden mica]

@wind axle is grease a temporary buff or?

[wind axle]

Yeah

Lasts about a minute

Can't be applied to specials

[hushed hazel]

invade

winning an invasion = rune arc

[golden mica]

I am so down bad for a grace and I can't find any

[hushed hazel]

what location you at

[golden mica]

I was trying to find the inside of the castle, instead of just the outer walls like when hunting godrik

[signal iris]

i think i just got into a relationship :o (they're drunk, i'll ask if they were serious when they're sober)

[hushed hazel]

tbh there’s basically nothing there for u rn bar a seal if ur faith

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

congrats but dont get hopes extremely high depending on how drunk they are

[golden mica]

how tf do i get to the tower then https://i.imgur.com/uFALkYt.png

[hushed hazel]

simple; you run

[smoky matrix]

gotta get there

[golden mica]

SLIGHT ISSUE WITH "JUST RUN"

[hushed hazel]

literally run past all the enemies till you get to the bridge

[signal iris]

you need to get a thing from an npc that will make the tower invert from the inside

[smoky matrix]

wrong tower

this is limgrave tower

[hushed hazel]

there’s a portal

[signal iris]

oh nvm

[hushed hazel]

at the start of the bridge

and a grace i believe

[smoky matrix]

but yeah @golden mica gotta get there, there's a grace, but a lot of enemies on the way

[hushed hazel]

literally i just popped my resistance items and sprinted

[smoky matrix]

you can sneak past a lot of the last ones + the miniboss in front of the grace

[hushed hazel]

what miniboss

[smoky matrix]

the dog thing

[golden mica]

so do I have to just run through the castle like I did the first time?

[smoky matrix]

I mean its less a miniboss and more a strong enemy

[hushed hazel]

am i trippin cos i dont remember that

[smoky matrix]

if you just ran as fast as you could you might have missed it

[hushed hazel]

probably

[smoky matrix]

uhh its a diff way through kinda

I'm not sure how to explain but there are videos

you start from the rampart tower grace tho

[hushed hazel]

it was easier for me from liftside chamber tbh

assassinated the ballistae mfs on the way

[smoky matrix]

I got them as well

so I didn't get shredded when I ran past the rest

[hushed hazel]

you ever cope so bad trying out a faith build that you regress to a +10 sword of night and flame with 52 int

[wind axle]

I could attempt to guide you but I also kinda forgor

[hushed hazel]

its not really hard to find the way tbh, you can literally just follow the main path if you go from liftside chamber

[wind axle]

True

You could also just go from Godrick's boss room

Just follow the road

Watch out for ballistas

[hushed hazel]

yea

[thick orbit]

30 mins to go

[signal iris]

for what>?

[thick orbit]

black ops 3 I really wanna play zombies

[golden mica]

tbh I forgot I could start further into the castle, I'll try there

[hushed hazel]

were you starting from the front gate????

[golden mica]

[smoky matrix]

...

also I just remembered that I was supposed to reply to this and the answer is yes

[void slate]

Semi paternal what happened

[hushed hazel]

oh helll nawh 💀

[golden mica]

Couldn't even make it to the gate so many enemies

[hushed hazel]

summon me

[golden mica]

bruh this fucking ballista is so strong

[hushed hazel]

summon me 😭

[golden mica]

fine come to limgrave tower bridge

[hushed hazel]

im here

password?

[golden mica]

p

[thick orbit]

Time to eat ice cream while I wait for steam to finish

[hushed hazel]

oh wait

game wont even let me put a sign down

[golden mica]

put invader one

[hushed hazel]

oh true

[golden mica]

I assume you can still hit things

[thick orbit]

having chocolate brownie custard

[hushed hazel]

cant place that either

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

thats weird

[golden mica]

no cheating for me ig

[hushed hazel]

did i not activate the summoning pool or sm?

[golden mica]

found that miniboss

[hushed hazel]

oh

for some reason i can place a sign in the room behind the grace

[golden mica]

with the 4 statues or the archway?

[hushed hazel]

middle of the 4 statues

[golden mica]

I no see :c

I have popped finger yis

[hushed hazel]

change multiplayer password to smth

and ill put it in

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

ok i put it down again

[golden mica]

me loookin for where tf it is

[signal iris]

undo the finger and do it again

[hushed hazel]

yea u can cycle it

wait michael is ur multiplayer even enabled cos i see no messages on that screenie

[golden mica]

it is, frost and Krypted have both joined me

[hushed hazel]

ok thats odd

[golden mica]

I guess I will suffer this rune retrieval myself

[hushed hazel]

literally just sprint across the bridge

[golden mica]

no no, I died back in the courtyard

[hushed hazel]

oh

fighting the lion?

[golden mica]

yes, he was painful

[hushed hazel]

ngl i ignored it

[golden mica]

No matter, runes restored, can continue now

[hushed hazel]

but yea once u get to the end of the bridge there's a small portal u interact with, it'll take you over the gap and you're home free

just scale the big tower and go to the top to activate the rune

[golden mica]

CRAZY

you all forgot to mention the THREE fuck off giants in my path

[hushed hazel]

yea just run past them

[golden mica]

I did, after letting out a very big what the fuck

which boss is it I need to kill to respec my stats?

[hushed hazel]

rennala in raya lucaria academy

which is in liurnia of the lakes

[golden mica]

I opened up a general progress guide for curiosity, jesus that's a few steps away

[hushed hazel]

uhhhhh

no its not

i did rennala in the same day as godrick

[golden mica]

this is what wiki recommends

[wind axle]

L

[hushed hazel]

wiki is ass

you can do all that after killing the boss

i speedran the boss to respec, then just went back and explored for items / armour set

except the first step cos thats how u enter raya lucaria

[golden mica]

Okay I have da great rune, how do I equip it

[hushed hazel]

go to grace

[golden mica]

duh

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

farum azula is such a bad area

[golden mica]

huh... angry dragon boi hurts https://i.imgur.com/tDxON9E.jpeg

[hushed hazel]

yea his breath will oneshot anyone lol

his harder counterpart oneshots me with 45 vigor

[golden mica]

harder counterpart

[flint oyster]

Yo any camera pros on

[golden mica]

what on earth is that moon

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[desert pilot]

thank you peter

[flint oyster]

Yo is there any camera pros on here? I need help

It’s a gif…

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[thick orbit]

@thick orbit

[surreal charm]

I still have my original youtube account that joined in Apr 21, 2007.

I have 12 subs, and 4 videos, LOL

[unkempt plinth]

Just don't get hit

If you don't get hit you won't die

You can take my word for it because I invested basically nothing into vigor

[thick orbit]

I am a gamer

[unkempt plinth]

Absolute gamer

[golden mica]

frost you really called renella a walkover

she 1 shot me in p2 O.o

[cold nebula]

Greetings from Bulgaria https://photo-forum.net/static/site_pics/2020-06/1591070755_1k9a4540-1.jpg

[mental oyster]

Is this a scam? I can’t tell these days

[golden mica]

it's not a scam, it's just a spam bot

it's like the 4th one I've seen today for this streamer

he's viewbotting & trying to find viewers by spamming the elden ring disc

[solemn viper]

Is there a way to appeal the cams channel bans? @fervent granite

[wind axle]

She is very weak in terms of health

Also her phase 1 is easycake

Her phase 2 is relatively simple once you learn how to dodge the magic

Just beware of her summons

[golden mica]

she's 4-0 against me now and I'm not enjoying the 5 min walk back every time

[wind axle]

L

Use your summons if you have to

No shame in it

[solemn viper]

Is there a way to appeal the cams channel bans? @placid skiff

[golden mica]

finally

[solemn viper]

Nice

[signal iris]

do i upgrade my laptop to windows 11 or nah?

[placid skiff]

depends what you use it for

[signal iris]

i bought it to play games on it when i'm not at home, it's a gaming laptop

[placid skiff]

then I would avoid it

[solemn viper]

Hey man, curious specifically how you guys prefer to be reached

[placid skiff]

DM's

[unkempt plinth]

Just save your summon for phase 2

[solemn viper]

Ah cause I see a lot of “don’t dm mods” but not how to get ahold of them

[wind axle]

now go fight radahn

[golden mica]

she's dead

[wind axle]

or go do ranni's quest

[solemn viper]

Appreciate it bro

[unkempt plinth]

Yeah but she has extremely high magic resist, I struggled with it until I realised I had spirit summons

Then rock sling go brrrr

[wind axle]

i fucking hate this game lmao

[golden mica]

rahdan is apparently like 4 pages down in this progression page

[wind axle]

why the fuck you following a progression page its an open world game

[quick hearth]

LOL

[unkempt plinth]

Tf? I went straight from Rennala to Rahdan

[golden mica]

Cause I need guidance in my life

[unkempt plinth]

Rahdan was less of a challenge than Rennala for me

[golden mica]

Wouldn't have happened on MnK

[signal iris]

that has happened to me too many times

[unkempt plinth]

Skill issue

[wind axle]

Still would

[wind axle]

Magic spammer spotted

[unkempt plinth]

I just used scarlet rot, he's weak to it

Every boss has some form of weakness

[golden mica]

Should I have some new armor by this stage

[unkempt plinth]

New armour? Who needs new armour?

[golden mica]

me, cause I get hit a lot

[unkempt plinth]

I'm still vibing with my starting equipment

[wind axle]

Doesn't really matter tbh but yeah armor is good

I went for the Twinned armor set

Looks pretty shit but it's pretty good defence

It's from Fia's quest

[unkempt plinth]

Just get the Melania armour set

It's so easy to get, just beat the hardest boss in the game

[wind axle]

It's not even that good 💀

Looks horrible on male character too

Wish the hair didn't stay

dog

[unkempt plinth]

That's kind of the joke

[unkempt plinth]

Could this be dog?

[rough drum]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

nntb#7127 joined this server on: 16 September, 1927

[cosmic shuttle]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Smoke9112#3038 joined this server on: 02 October, 2020

[signal iris]

booba

also booba

[wind axle]

oh i didnt know you could hide the menu

[signal iris]

you could since ds3, dont think you can on bloodborne or demons souls remake

[golden mica]

bruh night's cavalry is one angry boi

[signal iris]

the black dude on the black horse?

[unkempt plinth]

I killed one with poison

[golden mica]

yes

nearly killed him and then he AOE summoned his stead

[wind axle]

theres like 5 different ones

[signal iris]

i think they randomly appear, and in more than one place

[golden mica]

^

[wind axle]

its only at night

they spawn in set locations only at night

[unkempt plinth]

They're in predetermined places and only appear at night

[golden mica]

there's like 5 different frosts

[signal iris]

ah, i killed 2 already

so easy tbh

[unkempt plinth]

There's at least 2 in Caelid

[wind axle]

godfrey is legitimately just straight up saxton hale

[golden mica]

I swear healing pots needs to be a frame quicker

[wind axle]

simply be better

[golden mica]

Good plan, ty frost

[thick orbit]

I did better

I joined late was the only non-mod lobby

[golden mica]

@wind axle what is the big flame sword I see in a lot of videos

[signal iris]

the only flame sword i know is sword of night and flame

[golden mica]

[signal iris]

this sword

[wind axle]

Sword of night and flame

That or Blasphemous Blade

[golden mica]

bruh trigger warning on the scary mf bugs

yes night and flame, that will be my goal for tomorrow

I will respect into int + faith and commit vast destruction of all around me

[wind axle]

Ranni's questline?

[unkempt plinth]

You can get that easily

[signal iris]

it's easy to obtain

[unkempt plinth]

It's literally free

[wind axle]

Yeah you don't have to do much

There's no boss in the way

[unkempt plinth]

No quests required

[golden mica]

DID I STUTTER

[wind axle]

Just a buncha regular Australian creatures

[unkempt plinth]

Just running

[signal iris]

just a little jumping across buildings and that's it

[golden mica]

DID I STUTTER

[wind axle]

Yes

[golden mica]

That will be my goal for tomorrow

[unkempt plinth]

Hey, we don't have giant hands here, we have giant spiders

[wind axle]

No it wont

[golden mica]

idc if it takes me 5 minutes or 5 hours, that will be the goal

[signal iris]

dude talking like he's prepping for the hardest content LOL

[unkempt plinth]

Make sure to get it to +4 from the Smith just outside the manor

[wind axle]

Bro talkin like he boutta go fight radahn

[signal iris]

mine is +9

[wind axle]

Only +9?

[unkempt plinth]

Not even, rahdan you only have to get a dragon heart

[golden mica]

bro talkin like he's having more fun gear hunting than getting slapped by bosses

[unkempt plinth]

Yeah but I mean you can buy up to +4 instantly from the Smith right next to the manor

[signal iris]

ya, i'm not gonna +10 in case i decide to go with something else

[golden mica]

why wont it be my goal

[signal iris]

this thing is the storm ruler of elden ring, useless

[wind axle]

dog

[wind axle]

are you kidding

have you done rykard's fight?

[unkempt plinth]

You'll get it done in like 5 minutes

[wind axle]

you literally just run past iji and youre already there

[golden mica]

[signal iris]

i put this message in front of a body that you can pick up a whip from

[golden mica]

okay how about the uhh, thing I need to respec my stats, will that take more than 5 minutes

[unkempt plinth]

The hardest part about getting the sword of night and flame is remembering which bridge to jump off

[signal iris]

no? i said it was useless bc the only thing you should use it for is rykard
just like storm ruler in ds3 w yhorm the giant

[unkempt plinth]

There's a hidden bear that drops a larva, it's very weak, you can get it done in like 4 minutes

[golden mica]

larva that's what it's called okay

[unkempt plinth]

You can also just buy them from merchants if you have them available

[signal iris]

my beloved

[golden mica]

I will commit food cause I'm hungry, and then I guess I'll go hunt my new weapon

[wind axle]

Oh

[unkempt plinth]

Reject night and flame, embrace meme beam

[wind axle]

Make your goal a boss or exploration

[golden mica]

MF I killed two main bosses and like ~4-5 field bosses today

[unkempt plinth]

^^^^ fight the Lord of blood

[signal iris]

i cannot meme beam yet

[wind axle]

speedrunning cringe

[unkempt plinth]

I had to respec everything into 70 int for it

[wind axle]

go explore shit

explore the underground and shit, do dungeons

kill god

[unkempt plinth]

Go do the no maidens questline

[golden mica]

pick one:
"go kill a boss" or "speedrunning cringe"

[unkempt plinth]

Go talk to the guy who called you maidenless at the start

[wind axle]

a boss doesnt have to be a main boss

[unkempt plinth]

I'm assuming one of those main bosses was Godrick?

[golden mica]

godrick & raella or whatever her name is, already forgot

wizard school academy shenanigans

[wind axle]

go do a quest

[golden mica]

how do I find quests, I HAVE NO QUEST MARKERS

[wind axle]

elden ring peer pressure hours

essentially every npc who doesnt have the same model is a quest

[unkempt plinth]

Go back to the first step and talk to the guy who laughed at you for having no maiden

[wind axle]

or goodle

[golden mica]

Peer pressure? I'm just watching elden ring builds on YouTube

[wind axle]

a

[unkempt plinth]

You get infinite invasions from that questline too

[golden mica]

Maybe I'll find a best lvl 50 samurai build and copy that

[unkempt plinth]

And access to the best rune farming spot in the game

[signal iris]

@wind axlelet's get this bread

[wind axle]

there is no best build

[wind axle]

kill god

[golden mica]

This is all I do in open world games

[unkempt plinth]

Every build is viable

[wind axle]

[signal iris]

strength build is not

[wind axle]

it is

[golden mica]

MAIDEN RUNELESS?!

[unkempt plinth]

Strength is 100% viable

[signal iris]

idk what it's for
i assumed covenants

[unkempt plinth]

Str/fth is stupidly powerful

[wind axle]

i should try a cold/bleed combo

[wind axle]

great rune 🗿

[golden mica]

Strength seems fun just having an insane 2h axe

[wind axle]

strength seems stupid lmao

imagine having one of these fucking things in each hand

while naked, for the damage boost

[unkempt plinth]

Str/fth is just so hard to get started with

[wind axle]

faith is pretty good for incantations

[fringe umbra]

hello chat

[unkempt plinth]

Surprisingly the thing you need faith for is good with faith, crazy

[fringe umbra]

the videogame on which this server is based is not working for me. any suggestions for other videogames

inb4 based ha ha funni

[unkempt plinth]

Elden ring

[harsh quartz]

..... Use #💬destiny-chat Don't be dumb.

Trying our patience? You aren't new around here...

[fringe umbra]

wym? i cant say the d word. im asking for suggesitons on other games to play

[harsh quartz]

Ah okay.

[wind axle]

Moment

[harsh quartz]

You made it so long to read I got lazy and stopped.

[fringe umbra]

bruh

[unkempt plinth]

Based

[signal iris]

phase 2 is kicking my ass

[fringe umbra]

as i was saying

any place to buy elden ring where it dont cost $90

[wind axle]

Come play elden ring casette

[fringe umbra]

im poor

[wind axle]

G2a or greenmanshitting

[wind axle]

Just stay far away, shit has stupid reach

Also abuse mimic more

[fringe umbra]

g2a is shady af. never used gmg before are they reputable or should i hold onto my pennies

gmg has no elden ring keys? what is this madness

[wind axle]

Heard it's decently reliable

[fringe umbra]

i might just hike my mate's xbox copy. lowest ive seen online is $70 and im not paying that for a game again

[wind axle]

It's well underpriced

Is all I'll say

[fringe umbra]

my policy is $1 per hour played

would you say it's worth?

[bitter heath]

Damn, I just buy shit and play it cause I'm terrible with money

[harsh quartz]

lol

[wind axle]

i have about 120 hours and only just killed the final boss

[harsh quartz]

Assuming the average $60USD, I price mine at .30 per hour - I expect around 200hrs of playtime.

[wind axle]

also theres still other bosses i havent even killed

[harsh quartz]

But my genre of choice is usually ones that are replayable.

[wind axle]

also theres still ng+

[fringe umbra]

do games really cost 60 bucks in the US? at release?

[harsh quartz]

A fair few, yes.

Especially console games.

[fringe umbra]

bro

in Aus they cost 90 to 100 at release

[bitter heath]

It's the same price as ours if you consider the value of our dollar

[harsh quartz]

Ouch.

[fringe umbra]

big fkn ouch

they wonder why piracy is such an issue

at least make digital copies cheaper or smthn

[harsh quartz]

Uh yeah... that's too much.

[signal iris]

my mimic died bc it never healed

[unkempt plinth]

I've played a lot already and not even half way done the game

[fringe umbra]

how much is a console new then? like a ps5 from the store no scalper pricing?

[harsh quartz]

http://puu.sh/IOTw2/03d4e06bef.png

From Walmart.

[fringe umbra]

damn our are abt the same maybe 50 cheaper

[golden mica]

This is something I always try drill into people's heads about buying density expansion, you get so much value for time compared to some AAA games which only last you 30h lol

I had that exact issue with HZD, I enjoyed it for 30h but after 30h I just stopped

have not opened it since

[fringe umbra]

navist he said the d word ban him

[golden mica]

It wasn't about D, it was about the value for money vs time when purchasing games

[fringe umbra]

ik im joshin

[lucid sigil]

[golden mica]

Hi rev hi rev

[lucid sigil]

also yeah non story games are like, infinite value

[fringe umbra]

honestly i agree. WoW had it right with the expansion model back in the day

[golden mica]

I still can't tell if I'm enjoying or hating elden ring, but it's an experience anyway

[lucid sigil]

thousands of hours of entertainment for £40

[fringe umbra]

did u play any souls before ER?

[golden mica]

I played like a whopping 4h on DS3, Killed the first boss, ran around, alt f4'd and uninstalled

[wind axle]

How'd it die so quick what

What level is it

[fringe umbra]

u missed out. DS3 was great

[lucid sigil]

But also, giving money to bungie is an L

[harsh quartz]

kek

[wind axle]

It's not density so it immediately counts as enjoyment

[lucid sigil]

they'll just use it to make more astral alignments

[fringe umbra]

based

[wind axle]

I still haven't done Vow

[golden mica]

maybe i'll go back to it after ER? since I'll have more experience at souls movement

but that's a long time coming, still need to complete ER and satisfy my open-world urges

[lucid sigil]

I've played like 1500 hours of league for free but i sold my soul for it so i don't think that counts

[wind axle]

Er better than ds3 imo

The boss designs are way too good

[signal iris]

finally

[golden mica]

it might be a bit less than normal fortunately cause the map isn't aggressively populated by nodes to complete etc

[fringe umbra]

Almost certianly. ER is Dark Souls 2 II

[lucid sigil]

I played like 20 minutes of ds3

[void slate]

@fringe umbra Hey hey hey

[signal iris]

+10

[lucid sigil]

rage quit on first boss

i dont like feeling like i suck at games

[wind axle]

Pog

[fringe umbra]

its the feeling of getting better that makes it more enjoyable

[lucid sigil]

im goated af bruh just not on dark souls

[signal iris]

as far as i can go :(

[fringe umbra]

gundy gon smash u in, and the enjoyment comes for getting better

[wind axle]

I killed the first boss of ds3, got to the 2nd area, quick

[lucid sigil]

and idk if i wanna smash my head against a wall for 300 hours to become good

[wind axle]

I've seen enough ds3 content anyway

I gotta admit tho Soul of Cinder is pretty fuckin cool

[lucid sigil]

It's more enjoyable watching streamers do it because of chat + you don't have to feel the pain of dying 50 times in a row they do

[wind axle]

And Gael is a fucking badass

[fringe umbra]

u gotta go slow and learn. the smoothness of the gamplay is antithetical to the way that new players should approach it

all new souls players should approach their game as if it were DeS or DS1, then build up the skill and confidence to play as intended

just IMO. thats how me and the people ive taught have learned

either that or take off all ur armor and roll spam. DS3 was yucky with roll spam

[void slate]

@fringe umbra

[golden mica]

bloodborne also looked like a good souls game with a flair of not just melee combat

[unkempt plinth]

Go have a chicken Run off a cliff a few times

[fringe umbra]

thank u peter

[fringe umbra]

bloodborne is GOAT souls game. perfect gameplay, enemies, leveling, story, environments, music. to this date the best game ive ever played

the only thing holding it back was the PS4 and the framerate issues

[signal iris]

i play it on ps5

[fringe umbra]

good choice

has the 2 best fights in souls history as well

both thematically and mechanically

[long tundra]

Which do you think those are

[signal seal]

bro when is bloodbourne getting a 60 fps pc port

[fringe umbra]

for personal reasons: lady maria of the astral clocktower. because it was where the entire concept of souls games just clicked for me. was the first fight i didnt summon a friend for and

[wind axle]

Lady maria

[signal seal]

Soul of Cinder is probably my favorite souls fight

[fringe umbra]

the first fight i did without taking a hit. great music, great moveset, and the rythm of the fight is unparalleled in any souls game since

[signal seal]

Bro when the phase 2 music hits on Soul of Cinder

[signal iris]

f

[signal seal]

don't kill him 😄

[signal iris]

it's a message

[signal seal]

i keep reading about people killing him because they take that personal

oh i'm tired i thought it was Varre

[fringe umbra]

second: ludwig fight. fantastic fight in a really good arena, and outstanding boss design. and when you hit the second phase you realise that you fought the beast ludwig first, then the

[signal iris]

just got a gesture after reading it

[signal seal]

which gesture?

[fringe umbra]

old hunter ludwig second. just an incredible fight overall

[signal iris]

bravo!

[signal seal]

oh man i want slow clap so bad

my favorite BM

[fringe umbra]

deffs in the top 5. love that he starts using gwyn's old moveset and that plin plin plon is reincorperated into the fight's track

[signal seal]

the piano

plin plin plon

[fringe umbra]

yos

[signal seal]

😄 i can't believe that translated to music

[signal iris]

found him

[signal seal]

like you wrote plin plin plong and i knew what you meant

[wind axle]

I don't

[fringe umbra]

fun fact: that theme (in DS1) was only played on the white keys, without flats or sharps making the theme sound more... hollow

[signal seal]

I really liked Gael fight too

[signal iris]

i heard about it being something about gwyn

[signal seal]

i never played DS1 or 2, just sekiro, ds3 and ER

[signal iris]

he wants me to invade

[fringe umbra]

gwyn's theme from DS1's final boss was reused in DS3's final boss, who was an amalgamation of all the people who linked the fire in the past (gwyn included)

[exotic leaf]

do it

[signal seal]

yo when Soul of Cinder goes pyromancer for the 7th time in a minute

[wind axle]

Oh

[fringe umbra]

Gael completes the top 5 i guess. Best 3 phase ever that doesnt make me want to DIE. (looking at you fride)

[wind axle]

Invade 3x to complete quest

Don't even have to win, just get into the world

[signal seal]

I like that Gael, if you go in without a ridiculous build, is an absolute health tank

[signal iris]

i know, i watched a youtube vid about it

[wind axle]

Kinda part of his lore I feel

Man legit withstood that fire ring shit on his chest

[signal seal]

but Gael is IMO easier than a lot of Elden Ring fights

i feel like Elden Ring is so much more punishing

[fringe umbra]

I thought it was a nice change, as most bosses in DS3 were able to be insta-dps'd and the fight would be over in less than a min even if you didnt minmax ur build.

[signal seal]

Gael was like a battle of attrition

[wind axle]

Elden ring still has that

[fringe umbra]

s-s...

skill

[signal seal]

Ok Maliketh in ER

[fringe umbra]

issue

[signal seal]

Name a more punishing boss

but he has HALF A HEALTH BAR

[wind axle]

maliketh is pretty okay if you have the item for it

[fringe umbra]

sif bc i cant fight while crying

[signal seal]

bro i can't parry Maliketh with a consumable while i'm fighting

[wind axle]

Gael tunnel magma wyrm when you're level 12 with +0 everything

[signal seal]

i mean i know how to but i can't 😄

[wind axle]

Put it in your flask belt??

[signal seal]

duh

[golden mica]

BEEN THERE, WAS AWFUL

[wind axle]

I spent 5 hours there

[signal iris]

i almost won the first invasion

[signal seal]

i beat DS3 at SL20 which i know isn't SL1 but I'm not an Sl1 person

but i didn't do Gael or Midir

[fringe umbra]

midir but take away the ir

[signal seal]

Wait did you think Placidicadfkljdlkfjs the dragon was a good fight

reminded me of a Midir + Radahn

[fringe umbra]

i liked the wyvern in ds3 because i only had to push 1 button

[signal seal]

ok so wyvern

was like a 3 try for me every playthrough because i always fell to my death twice

[fringe umbra]

lmao i did that a few times. hitbox was stinky

who was Placidicadfkljdlkfjs the dragon? im sorry im dumdum

[signal seal]

DS3 had amazing hitboxes MOST of the time

Placidusax

if you haven't fought him don't spoil it

[fringe umbra]

is this in ER?

i havent played ER yet im poor this is what began the converstaion

[signal seal]

oh yeah sorry

[fringe umbra]

SPOILED REEEEE

[signal seal]

and australian dollar-ee-doos are expensive

everything is like $400 dollar-ee-doos over there

[fringe umbra]

yes our currency is in the toilet

[signal iris]

gankers really have the audacity to point down huh? ganking takes no skill dumbasses

[signal seal]

it cost like 3 bundles of bananas for one gallon of gas here now

[fringe umbra]

a hot, fresh, creamy copy of ER costs 90-99 dollarydoos depending on where you buy it from

[signal seal]

yes gankers are trash, what else is new

[fringe umbra]

petrol is $3 a liter in SA

[signal seal]

well in Philippines gas is very cheap because of subsidies

[fringe umbra]

a liter is abt a quart so u do the math americans

[signal seal]

I paid $5 for a 40 minute taxi ride in Manilla

[signal iris]

< gankers

[fringe umbra]

paid $60 for a 15 mins taxi ride once

[signal seal]

i lived in Austria i know about liters / $

[fringe umbra]

a-are we the 3rd world country?

[void slate]

Yes

[signal seal]

i filled my ex's Rav4 and it was like 120 euro i was like.... fuck

[fringe umbra]

my dad's camping car had long range tanks that took like 100L of fuel everwhere

[sharp vale]

Idk man that dude guarding the bestiary is very bananas

[fringe umbra]

so everytime he filled up he had to sell some organs

[signal seal]

every attack is very readable. tough and hits hard but no surprises

[sharp vale]

Videogames in America are still the same price

[fringe umbra]

navist begs to differ

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

He hits hard Is the issue. No room for mistakes

[signal seal]

video games are riding the $80 price tag

[fringe umbra]

he showed me screenies of his store where new games were $60 hamburger dollars

[sharp vale]

Idk man I haven't paid extra for games

[signal seal]

most enemies have no room for mistakes

wait til you meet Malenia 🙂

[sharp vale]

60$ for a videogame has been standard cost since the early 2000's

[sharp vale]

True

[signal seal]

actually early N64 games were $80 or $90

[fringe umbra]

in aus it is not $60 for a videogame

[signal seal]

Mortal Kombat for N64 was $90

[sharp vale]

Yeah, that's why I didn't want to say early 90's

[sharp vale]

I'm not Australian

[fringe umbra]

i am. thats why im malding abt videogame prices in aus

[sharp vale]

I'm aware you're talking about 90-99$ AUD

But that's like 71$

[signal seal]

Bro restaurants are selling chicken wings at "Market Price" right now 😄

[sharp vale]

I forget Australia actually has a videogame tax LOL

[fringe umbra]

is that a thing?

[sharp vale]

Market price for wings is like less than 60 cents tho

[fringe umbra]

shit even i didnt know about that

[signal seal]

i think Australia has some censors on movies as well

[void slate]

You don't need 🛢 to make video games

[sharp vale]

Australia overall has heavy taxation and censorship for media

[signal seal]

wait it was the BOOK american psycho

[void slate]

@sharp vale Should [REDACTED] replace oil

[sharp vale]

That's why Australia has so many videogames banned

[signal seal]

that's banned in Australia i believe

[sharp vale]

If it's non abrasive and lubricates well, yes

[sharp vale]

GTA is banned in Australia

[fringe umbra]

australia bans all videogames involving sexual content with characters who are "percieved" to be a minor

[signal iris]

NICE

[void slate]

Good

[sharp vale]

Australia is wuss country

[void slate]

No bullshit 3000 year old dragon excuses

[signal seal]

American Psycho by Brett Easten Ellis is completely banned for sale in Aus

[fringe umbra]

which means no hentai games in physical stores. look at the list of banned games every year. 90% are weirdo JRPGs

[golden mica]

do I open elden ring or do I go to sleep (it is 1:30am)
sleep is probably smart

[sharp vale]

Almost everyone in Australia is more broke than the average American

[sharp vale]

Sleep

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/new-girl-smirk-wait-for-gif-3528088

[signal iris]

revenge time, i am at the start of the game

[surreal charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EX0f6V11Y

[sharp vale]

Elden ring past 12 AM is very taxing ngl

[fringe umbra]

we dont censor movies for anything other than scenes that condone drug use or scenes that display graphic sexual violence.

[sharp vale]

It's so easy to play elden ring after you've been refreshed by a good sleep

[golden mica]

🤝

[fringe umbra]

not true

[void slate]

🤝

[void slate]

Is my mom banned in Australia

[sharp vale]

Sounds like wuss behavior to me

[signal seal]

you know i've been watching Hannibal the TV series which is INCREDIBLY graphic with violence but it censored BREASTS on a painting, like a renaissance painting

[fringe umbra]

sounds like an american thing to me. yea kids can see blood and guts but god forbid a titty pops out

[signal seal]

oh i was really surprised to see in Germany an advertisement on a bus stop with a topless woman

[void slate]

GTA - Grain Trade Australia
https://www.graintrade.org.au/

[signal seal]

yes obviously the USA treats that issue poorly

It's why our movies didn't evolve to that theme until well after Italy and Japan, etc.

[signal iris]

chat, it's the ultimate backtrack
was that maiden always there?

[sharp vale]

LOLIS ARE BANNED IN AUSTRALIA

[void slate]

Germans teaches it on elementary school

[sharp vale]

LET'S GOO AUSTRALIA BASED

[fringe umbra]

to be fair tho, australia only let R rated games be approved relatively recently. like within the last 15 years or so

[signal seal]

that shit is sick though and should be banned everywhere

[void slate]

I'm moving there asap, no loli shit.

[fringe umbra]

yes lolis are banned and good riddance

[void slate]

¡Yes!

[signal iris]

lolita cosplay, or lolis in general?

[fringe umbra]

"Sexual depictions of a person who can reasonably be perceived to be a minor"

[signal seal]

the only time that word is appropriate is the novel by Vladimir Nabokov

Kubrick did a terrible job on the movie i am so sorry but i'm saying it

[void slate]

The concept of a child being an object of adult obsession is a no no.

[sharp vale]

I'm aware

[void slate]

There's this movie about assassin and a little girl that's gross i forgot the name

[fringe umbra]

only game worth mentioning that fell under that umbrella and was actually banned (and still is) is hotline miami 2

[sharp vale]

Australia is boring

[signal seal]

not hotline miami 2 😮

[sharp vale]

Only cool things in Australia are the UTES

[signal seal]

BRO CAPYBARA HELLO

[void slate]

https://media.tenor.com/images/2ec9f0c7f1c23e4925605c0d53d42cb6/tenor.gif

[fringe umbra]

iirc it was the (fake within the context of the game) rape scene in the first act

and censors are like. we got rules bro that aint gettin through

[signal seal]

i'm not going to lie when i played Watch Dogs i felt sick, it let you profile people and then just murder them

like it gave everyone a background. such a bizarre litmus test

[fringe umbra]

i shot ppl who were organ donors. kill a person to save a few more

[signal seal]

lmao

it made me very uncomfortable to play that game

i guess i'm not a psychopath (sorry for using a word that doesn't apply to science)

[desert pilot]

some woman fainted on the bus

[signal seal]

did you help her?

[desert pilot]

i did

[signal seal]

fucking Chad

[desert pilot]

she was completely unresponsive

[fringe umbra]

bruh rimworld was pulled from Aus steam

[signal seal]

was she ok?

[fringe umbra]

but dlcs are still there. australia is cringe

[desert pilot]

idk but the ER came pretty quick

[signal seal]

no one ever helps people in public

[desert pilot]

a few other people helped her but most people just watched

[signal seal]

yes it's a weird phenomenon

[desert pilot]

everyone thinks that someone else will help

[sharp vale]

Capybaras are new Zealand

[signal seal]

when i saw a motorcycle crash only one person pulled over to help me at first

but the more people see people helping the more will attempt to join in

[signal seal]

new zealand = australia

i can't hear you lalalalallaa

[desert pilot]

its obligated by law to help people in emergency and i wanna be a good person

or idk if its obligated in america

[signal seal]

i remember when i was living in NYC there was a man who fell in a tree planter, you know how they have them on the street, the metal gate around a small tree

[desert pilot]

yeah

[sharp vale]

Tbf with current events it makes others incredibly unlikely to help someone in a situation like that

[desert pilot]

yeah thats fair

[sharp vale]

In America

[signal seal]

it was about 5 feet wide so he was a little too big and his head was crooked and he looked in pain

and he was holding a bottle of vodka in his right hand still

[sharp vale]

If you help an unconscious person without training you have broken the law

[signal seal]

and no one helped, dozens and dozens of people were walking by or looking

[desert pilot]

not in finland tho !

[sharp vale]

Yeah but America has reasons as to why

[desert pilot]

i actually have medical training

[sharp vale]

If you helped an unconscious person and you didn't know wtf you were doing, and then you injure or kill them due to improper procedures, you will be sued and charged

[sharp vale]

Do you have a medical license?

You have to have a medical license to "help" someone who's unresponsive in America

[fringe umbra]

wait fr?

[sharp vale]

It's one of those situations where the sheer ratio of people we have to people you guys have just means we constantly have more incidents happening

[fringe umbra]

so if someone's on the ground no breathing you cant do CPR?

[desert pilot]

no but i've taken ER courses

[sharp vale]

And we can't afford to let random civilians do work that may harm someone intentionally and unintentionally

[desert pilot]

yeah that sounds very stupid and dumb

[fringe umbra]

or do work that may keep someone alive just long enough for EMTs to show up

[sharp vale]

You can get arrested and charged for a felony in America for practicing Medicine without a license on a non responsive civilian

[desert pilot]

good thing im not american

[fringe umbra]

can you please find a source for this. i cannot

also aren't good samaritan laws a thing over there?

wait those exist on a state-to-state basis

[sharp vale]

Correct and they don't protect you from everything

[fringe umbra]

this website says that the 2000 Federal Cardiac Arrest Survival Act grants those who administer CPR immunity from civil charges, except in instances of willful misconduct or gross negligence.

[sharp vale]

There's not a direct source I can appoint you to, but say you were someone who studied medicine in the army and have skills necessary to save someone in a drastic emergency

[wind axle]

How do you go there

[sharp vale]

And you try saving a victim of a crash without being an authorized professional

Which some aren't when they leave the army, then you can still be charged

Hypothetically that is

If we look at how laws work

[long tundra]

If the person is conscious and responsive, you also have to ask permission (semi obviously)

[sharp vale]

Simply applying first aid isn't medicine, obviously

[sharp vale]

But say you need to pick a hole through their chest for them to breathe, that's technically a medicinal procedure and you have to be trained to do that

[fringe umbra]

I guess its heavily dependant on the actual incident too. Pulling someone from a burning car? probably not.

[sharp vale]

Otherwise you will get arrested assuming someone WANTS to press charges

[sharp vale]

No, good Samaritan laws do apply to events like that

[long tundra]

Yeah, but pulling someone from a non burning car probably is

[sharp vale]

Stuff like that is very very situation specific

[fringe umbra]

impromptu tracheotomy really isnt a thing in a realistic situation. you'd have to have significant throat trauma and even then only an insane person would try that

[bitter lintel]

Ye

[sharp vale]

It's just a point of reference

[signal iris]

@wind axlethe one in the middle of this screenshot

[desert pilot]

i hope the woman is gonna be ok

[vital roost]

an insane point of reference

[fringe umbra]

there really isnt a clear line between applying first aid and conducting medial procedures in the field

[vital roost]

something more realistic would be attempting CPR on a person even though you aren’t certified

[fringe umbra]

like how they say if someone is in a motorbike accident toy shouldn't try to remove their helment because their neck might be fucked

[vital roost]

which is protected by samaritan laws

[desert pilot]

good thing i know CPR

[vital roost]

i do too

[fringe umbra]

impromptu tracheotomy, i would imagine, is not

[vital roost]

and first aid

[desert pilot]

me too

[fringe umbra]

ashy if u put a bandaid on me i will sue

[desert pilot]

i used to be a scout and we got taught a lot of first aid

[long tundra]

Non qualified cpr isn't universally protected, I don't think

[fringe umbra]

"2000 Federal Cardiac Arrest Survival Act grants those who administer CPR or use an AED immunity from civil charges, except in instances of willful misconduct or gross negligence"

[vital roost]

[desert pilot]

in finland you can get arrested for not helping someone in an emergency

[fringe umbra]

unless you're really stupid or really bad at it i think ur fine. in the US at least. dont know how it is in other countries

[vital roost]

bad cpr is still better than no cpr

[fringe umbra]

unless u crack the ribs and puncture the lung

thats happenned before in AUS. the lady fkn died

[vital roost]

true

[fringe umbra]

the guy performing CPR got a suspended sentence because he didnt know how to do cpr and pushed too hard

[vital roost]

it takes a lot of force to break a rib tho

[fringe umbra]

doesnt take a lot to crack them, but to break them? jesus that guy mustve been pushing hard

[long tundra]

Maybe I'm thinking that untrained cpr is like, 99% ineffective? Idk

[placid skiff]

its a common thing for ribs to break even during proper cpr

[fringe umbra]

they say if u dont crack a rib or 2 during cpr u probs arent doing it right

[fringe umbra]

wouldnt surprise me. most ppl havent got a clue what they're doing. end up compressing the wrong area

they dont do the breathe into the mouth thing anymore either. aparrently it dont do much but add to assault charges

[vital roost]

obviously you’re supposed to call 911 and listen to the dispatcher give u instructions on cpr, but again, bad cpr is better than no cpr

[fringe umbra]

indeed

[desert pilot]

fun fact staying alive has the same rhythm as CPR

[vital roost]

yeah that’s what usually gets taught

[fringe umbra]

also funny and kind of concerning thing. was teaching basic first aid to kindy kids a while back and i asked what number to call in an emergency

most of them said 911. for australia

[vital roost]

lol

[long tundra]

I think they use a different song now, since that's so old that kids these days don't know it lol

[vital roost]

what’s the number in australia?

[fringe umbra]

000

[fringe umbra]

what do they use

[vital roost]

damn was gonna say 999 but that’s probs britain or something

[fringe umbra]

gangnam style?

[desert pilot]

ok chat im gonna eat now see you cuties

[long tundra]

I can't remember, my sister told me about it, I haven't been certified in years

[sharp vale]

THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR. You absolutely will get charged every single time for gross negligence. That's why it varies so much.

[fringe umbra]

baby shark?

[vital roost]

baby shark would be too slow

i think

[fringe umbra]

through the fire and flames?

[long tundra]

Iirc it's a pretty common BPM, there are lots of options

[vital roost]

yeah it is very common

[fringe umbra]

another one bites the dust is one

[runic helm]

That hurts to hear

[fringe umbra]

hips dont lie works according to this website

[runic helm]

Like that causes physical pain

[fringe umbra]

boomer moment

speaking of boomer moments. one week by BNL is a cpr song

[vital roost]

tbf staying alive is like 50? years old? maybe 40

[fringe umbra]

1977

[vital roost]

40-50 i don’t know the exact date

[vital roost]

ah 45 then

[sharp vale]

Imagine giving CPR and all you can think in your head is "I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy"

[runic helm]

Even staying alive is more appropriate than that

[wind axle]

Oh, ty

[fringe umbra]

i cant imagine being given cpr and the mother fucker is humming "its been, one week since you looked at me, cocked you head to the side and said im angry" under his breath

[balmy silo]

It's so hard to find a active 18+ clan these days that has active discord voice coms.

[fringe umbra]

no ERP here this is off topic

[vital roost]

did u try #559101450932846603

[sharp vale]

Guys

[fringe umbra]

Gals

[sharp vale]

Time to change the oil on a Mercedes Benz

[fringe umbra]

Dont forget to change the filter as well. Ppl always foeget

[sharp vale]

PLASTIC PANELS

[sharp vale]

I'm not an amateur

[fringe umbra]

yet u purchased a mercedes?

[desert pilot]

whats a car

[fringe umbra]

The 2002 Toyota Camry is the greatest car ever designed by humans and yet you posess a mercedes? for shame

[desert pilot]

just got done eating

[fringe umbra]

what did u eat potassium

[desert pilot]

taco bell

[fringe umbra]

🤮

[desert pilot]

taco bell

[fringe umbra]

☄️

wait

[desert pilot]

wgat

[fringe umbra]

🤮

mistype

[desert pilot]

comet lol

[sharp vale]

I work at an auto shop, I own a challenger

[fringe umbra]

🌮 🔔 🤮

[sharp vale]

Basically the same shit tho

[fringe umbra]

what year

[sharp vale]

2010

[fringe umbra]

good choice

[sharp vale]

Same shit as a Mercedes tho

I know

[fringe umbra]

i have a triple hand me down vauxhall astra

[sharp vale]

The 2005-2014 MOPARS are literally all Mercedes

Literally half of the parts in a charger/challenger/magnum/whatever the fuck

All are the same shit

My challenger has the NAG1 Mercedes transmission

[fringe umbra]

ah yes. words

are any of these perchance a 2002 camry?

[sharp vale]

Infact the chassis on these MOPARS derive from a Mercedes sedan chassis

Pathetic

[fringe umbra]

so are ur photograhy skills

whats that thing in the middle

[signal iris]

i sure hope i don't die

[fringe umbra]

the thing that looks like a wheel bit with 3 spikes in the middle

[fringe umbra]

rookie numbers

[sharp vale]

LET'S GO NO PLASTIC PANNELS

[sharp vale]

I'm actually a great photographer, I just don't care to take good photos rn of a trash car

[fringe umbra]

u say ur a master meckanic but can u remove the sump without getting oil all over ur hands? 😤

[signal iris]

i was gonna say "stfu yeetim" but you're not yeetim, so stfu cassie

[sharp vale]

Yes.....

[signal iris]

bless mohg

[sharp vale]

You've seen me do it?

[fringe umbra]

damn ive been one upped

[sharp vale]

I'll do it again

[fringe umbra]

you win this time

[fringe umbra]

that laminar flow got me bricked up fr

[sharp vale]

I am also not a master mechanic

I however am a somewhat decent mechanic

I know basic level shit like valve cover and head gaskets but not anything like installing an engine or rebuilding one

[fringe umbra]

whats wrong with my car

[sharp vale]

Idk you haven't told me anything about your car

[wind axle]

no fuckinf way

[fringe umbra]

it chugs along violently

stalls even tho its an auto

[sharp vale]

Sounds like you have a misfire or vacuum leak

That could be anything

[cold nebula]

Hello friends

[fringe umbra]

hello moon

[sharp vale]

Fuel pump failure, vacuum leak, bad air filter, ignition based issues, etc

[cold nebula]

How are we today

[sharp vale]

Sounds to me like it could be a vacuum leak

[fringe umbra]

thank u sir

[sharp vale]

If you hear any hissing coming from the engine bay

Then look for any holes in your air lines or any leaks from your intake or manifold/plenum