💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[golden mica]

I really should get on density, I've been on elden ring all day

[wind axle]

dex/int/faith as spellblade

[vestal ember]

fp

[smoky matrix]

no no its ok

[wind axle]

no

[vestal ember]

ur already going into int

[sharp vale]

What's the moonlight blade called in elden ring?

[wind axle]

oh yeah nightflame is caria manor, moonlight greatsword from ranni quest

[sharp vale]

Idc about getting moonlight sword but it is iconic

[golden mica]

Alright after that epic time in gaol tunnel, time to find gael cave

[wind axle]

GAEL TUNNEL

MICHAEL HOW ARE YOU THIS DYSLEXIC

[golden mica]

YES

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

Lame

[wind axle]

🤓

[vestal ember]

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

He didn't even read it right he is dyslexic

[wind axle]

fr

[sharp vale]

I REQUIRE THAT SHIT HOLY FUCK

QUADRUPLE SCALING?

[wind axle]

ping me if need help im gonna go be a worthless piece of society on my sofa

[sharp vale]

I could MAKE A HYBRID MAGIC AND DEX BUIL

[wind axle]

yes

D scaling kinda shit tho no lie

[golden mica]

interesting... TIL you can't negate falldamage by double jumping

[sharp vale]

God I miss I MISS DANCER'S BLADES FROM DS3

[vestal ember]

starscourge stronger

[wind axle]

yeah its kinda stoop

[sharp vale]

RIGHT? DUMB AS FUCK

[sharp vale]

Wtf is starscourge

[sharp vale]

I hate fancy great swords disregard

[wind axle]

Radahn sword

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna main claymore for my great sword

Why is all your shit only +10?

[vestal ember]

💀

[wind axle]

💀

[vestal ember]

not okay

[sharp vale]

No mames way

[hollow marten]

@vital roost dude i just had a game with 10 kills and lost to the last team, literally malding rn

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[golden mica]

those birds are... rough

[vital roost]

:((

[vestal ember]

nerf nerf nerf

[wind axle]

Oh yeah michael if you wanna kill the free 74k rune dragon lmk I can help with that

[vestal ember]

me too 🙂

[sharp vale]

Just jump and roll lol

[sharp vale]

I need that

[wind axle]

Just torrent away

[vestal ember]

🙏

[sharp vale]

Where's bing

@signal seal BINGUM

BINGM

[golden mica]

bruh I hate these soldiers so much

I hate this game in general I think

[sharp vale]

Mad cuz bad

[golden mica]

of course?

[mild crystal]

so started elden ring wish me luck

[wind axle]

Thank you china

[sharp vale]

mad cuz bad 😔

[vestal ember]

🙏

[mild crystal]

np

[vestal ember]

elden ring server now

[edgy hemlock]

Overwatch headed into 2022 with about 6.8 million average players in the last 30 days.

[sharp vale]

How

[mild crystal]

I had it in my library tbh but did not start it yet

i started like yesterday

[sharp vale]

6.8 millio? Average? Jesus

[mild crystal]

and its fun so far

even tho I keep dying but the mechanics is what's important to learn for me and upgrades i guess

[sharp vale]

Mechanics absolutely

Tons of people don't utilize their dodges correctly or are aware of invincibility or hyper armor

That's where most people fail at the game

They panic and get afraid to get hit and doge AWAY

You should always be dodging towards, or sideways

Only ever dodge away in a scrappy situation or unless the attack cannot be dodged any other way

[edgy hemlock]

Now, tell this someone in a twitch chat to get banned

[mild crystal]

i mean twitch is just a show

[edgy hemlock]

Its the perfect game for creators, takes them years to complete and the subs just fly in

[mild crystal]

so no need to bother typing all that lol

some people do want to learn the game and some just want to put a show etc etc

easy money

[sharp vale]

The game is incredibly easy

You just have to know how to pick your fights

[near hill]

cap af

[mild crystal]

i doubt it

[sharp vale]

It's not cap

You guys are just inexperienced

[near hill]

Fallen order was incredibly easy. Elden Ring is hard. It's just not as hard as other souls-bourne games

[mild crystal]

the game is not easy and it should not be but with skill you can make it easy

thats how i feel about it

[sharp vale]

Once you've played a few souls games and you understand the recipe for success in the games it boils down to the same steps to win at the game's hardest encounters

[mild crystal]

the point here is that I dont think i have played any souls games

[sharp vale]

And at the end of the day, knowing the recipe to success makes everything easy

[edgy hemlock]

Yeah, the game itself isnt easy since you have to learn certain mechanics, but once you did, it CAN be

[mild crystal]

exactly

[sharp vale]

My point being is: that it is easy once you have experience

[vestal ember]

to say the game isnt hard to new players isnt fair

elden ring has its own learning curve

[sharp vale]

I never said it wasn't hard to new players

[near hill]

The game is all about not being fair

[edgy hemlock]

Isnt that a rule for literally nearly everything lmao

[sharp vale]

I literally just said that once you play a bit you start learning how to succeed

[mild crystal]

i love how its hard and forces me to actually pay attention to what im doing or im just going to die like a dumbass lol

[near hill]

All games fit this though

[sharp vale]

Yeah, but the game isn't inherently hard, it's just a learning curve

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/w6LA639.png
💀 okay good first attempt

[wind axle]

Fallen order isn't even comparable lmao

[edgy hemlock]

[sharp vale]

Some of the easiest bosses and you get yoinked at 90% health

[wind axle]

Need help lmao

[smoky matrix]

its literally his first time playing be nice

[thin kelp]

WHY CANT I GET BR IN TACTICAL SLAYER

[near hill]

Mechanically the same type of game. It's a good comparison.

[sharp vale]

Oh yeah

[wind axle]

You don't get 2 tapped in fallen order

You don't have to abuse iframes in fallen order

[near hill]

On master you do.

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

yeetim forgets no one actually cares for his mindless boasting

[vestal ember]

[spark oracle]

yeetim pretends to be good at games

[vestal ember]

what is your uchigatana at?

[golden mica]

yeetim pretends to own multiple cars

[spark oracle]

gotta get some sort of attention lol

[sharp vale]

Pretends

[golden mica]

also hi p1

[sharp vale]

Like I haven't actually proven it

But go off

[vestal ember]

real [AS] player1 ⁉️

[golden mica]

+4, wanted to get funny new sword to upgrade with all my stones

[mild crystal]

do you guys think i have the skills to kill this golden horse boss at the first area

[vestal ember]

what funny new sword..

[spark oracle]

you haven't

[sharp vale]

I have

[vestal ember]

whats your weapon level at

[spark oracle]

the best part is you kick it in a server for a game you don't even play, and even donated

[sharp vale]

Just because you didn't bare witness doesn't mean it doesn't apply

[sharp vale]

Who said I donated

[mild crystal]

im going to make it +3 if i ever find anymore wetstones i think or gemstones

[sharp vale]

Who said I donated

[vestal ember]

you need smithing stones

[spark oracle]

either way Yeetim, chill out a bit

[near hill]

Sounds like he doesn't want donator player

[sharp vale]

Chill out for what

Y'all are coming at me

[vestal ember]

whetstones let you apply different scaling to your weapon

[sharp vale]

Through ashes?

[mild crystal]

I see

[vestal ember]

through different whetstones

whetblades actually sorry

[sharp vale]

Weren't you there when someone randomly donated under my name when I wanted to show bing a picture?

[spark oracle]

for many (including you, until you do it enough), souls-like games are rough. Try not to make others feel inadequate by doing some strange form of boasting

esp when you are not a great gamer

[sharp vale]

How am I making someone feel inadequate

[golden mica]

moonveil, frost said it's in here

[sharp vale]

"esp when you are not a great gamer"

[spark oracle]

gottem

[sharp vale]

Oooo boy that was literally the most embarrassing thing I've ever read

[vestal ember]

moonveil abuser

[wind axle]

He is a mage samurai

[golden mica]

can't be an abuser if I don't have it... yet

[vital roost]

[spark oracle]

kid's too easy to tease lul

[vestal ember]

TRUE

[near hill]

@sharp vale sound farmiliar?

[vestal ember]

im a mage samurai and i would never use moonveil 😡

[vestal ember]

frost are you on ng1?

[sharp vale]

I didn't insult anyone. Saying someone is inexperienced just means they have to learn a bit

[wind axle]

Haven't started ng+

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever

[spark oracle]

he still don't get it lol

[mild crystal]

alright then time for elden ring

[sharp vale]

If someone comes to me and says "you don't know how to do this yet" I'm not gonna feel offended lol, I'm just gonna understand that I have to learn

[vestal ember]

do you have rivers of blood

[wind axle]

Gonna go get all the main material ball bearings first

Yeah I have rob

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/r3bEnkS.png
You're cooked in the head if you think this isn't a direct insult

[vestal ember]

are you killing all the merchants?

@golden mica you too nerd

[wind axle]

Should I?

[vestal ember]

kill all the merchants you find

[wind axle]

Feels kinda fucked up

[vestal ember]

and give their bell bearing to the twin maiden husks

[golden mica]

merchants are friend not food

[vestal ember]

you can respawn them

[wind axle]

In Ng+?

[golden mica]

FRIEND NOT FOOD

[thin kelp]

cope + L + ratio + no maidens + i havent even beaten the first ds3 boss the dude is so hard + tarnished + touch grace

[vestal ember]

yes

[sharp vale]

I didn't intend it as an insult, just an innocent tease

[vestal ember]

in ng+ everything resets

[wind axle]

O

[vestal ember]

fresh playthrough again same character

[wind axle]

I'm trying to get the smithingstone miner ball bearings tho

And the gravewort collector ones

So I can just fucking buy the materials

[vestal ember]

gravewort collector are in hero graves

[wind axle]

Ic

[sharp vale]

Literally have clips of me beating bosses with little to 0 progress in the game with minimal effort lol

[wind axle]

I'll abuse interactive map for it

[thin kelp]

askers?

[vestal ember]

and some catacombs

[sharp vale]

Your mommy

[vestal ember]

interactive map ❤️

[thin kelp]

rest in pizza 😔

[sharp vale]

Great meme

[vestal ember]

[thin kelp]

doth one who proclaims "no maidens", hath yet procured one hisself?
let one with maidens cast the first doubt

[sharp vale]

For a tall skinny nerd with an outdated bowl hair cut from 2006 and an obsession with games, kaiba is a fucking giga Chad

[thin kelp]

MANGLER AGAIN WTF

[sharp vale]

Just play elden ring

[rough drum]

hey guys anyone her like Ragnarok online?

[thin kelp]

elden mid

[vestal ember]

😠

[thin kelp]

legit easy game, i beat it with my feet blindfolded

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

magma wyrm is actually so incredibly fun.

[vestal ember]

randoms in trials

[wind axle]

Rip bozoid

[vestal ember]

summon us 😈

[wind axle]

Use a shield for his non lava attacks and try to stay near his head

That or just dodge like a pro gamer

[golden mica]

shield that's a thought

[wind axle]

Yeah, 100 phys negation shields are clutch in this game

[golden mica]

dodging seems pretty unlikely, his whole body just bodyblocks you into walls n shit

[wind axle]

Yeah it's really not fun

The arena is way too small too

[signal seal]

get behind him

[vestal ember]

artorias greatshield 😩

[signal seal]

if you're not using melee and keep distance

or summon me and i make him go poof 🙂

[golden mica]

yeah this build feels confused, it has a mix of range and melee

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-super-kamekameha-gif-11639484

[wind axle]

Average spellblade

Summon me and krypted

[sharp vale]

My first day on elden ring

[wind axle]

Stadia

[sharp vale]

Bad screen record bc I couldn't get the file

[mild crystal]

dragon balls

[sharp vale]

Too large for my phone to download it

[sharp vale]

Amd link

[thin kelp]

just fly

[rough drum]

what is amd link?

[spark oracle]

@sharp valecome into Cams Required

[sharp vale]

Huh

Why

[near hill]

cause

[vestal ember]

pepela

[sharp vale]

It is 1:20 AM and I am in bed

[rough drum]

cams required is fun?

[near hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812948853618769940/818917709861355571/image0-5.gif

[thin kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867085533070622796/874351255638642718/image0.gif

[sharp vale]

AMD link basically connects to AMD based computers like a fancy chromecast

It basically is just "casting" software

[rough drum]

ah cool

[thin kelp]

AMiD

[sharp vale]

Nvidia has something similar to it too

[thin kelp]

ratio + YB better

[golden mica]

getting there

[rough drum]

i use steam link for playing games remotly

[thin kelp]

the hardware or the software?

[rough drum]

nvidia has one but steam link has amazing intagration

[sharp vale]

My PC simply is not well set up for all that stuff

[wind axle]

Michael let me in I want a second moonveil

[sharp vale]

I don't have a large majority of software people use or have

Or hardware for that matter

[rough drum]

steam link is built into steam

[sharp vale]

At this point my PC is a bit outdated

[rough drum]

you just need to install on phone

[sharp vale]

Didn't know that

I just play game and move along my day

I don't even have discord properly installed on my PC, I just have an emulated APK of it via BlueStacks

[sharp vale]

When he runs at you just sprint right, around, and behind him.

When he's throwing up lava like that you can summon and get a bunch of free hits in from behind

[golden mica]

summons seem too mid for this fight, just saving my FP for unsheaths

they just die and then respawn into lava and perma dead

[sharp vale]

Depends on the summons. On some bosses they're useful just for free hits

If you can get a far enough distance, you can have the boss aggro on them and then you can just spam distance attacks

[hollow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-fr-ong-gif-24732056

[sharp vale]

If you have any ranged summons like the bow dudes you could use those

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/omorihero-hero-happy-fr-no-gif-21897451

[wind axle]

Spirit jellyfish is a pretty good summon

Kinda tanky, has range to pull aggro

[sharp vale]

Cap?

No cap?

[wind axle]

Not

[mild crystal]

this cat looks like me

[sharp vale]

I haven't used jellyfish

[wind axle]

It's a good starter summon

[hollow marten]

Real

[sharp vale]

I like the marionette line of summons

You know the ones with the cage body

[wind axle]

Oh yeah they're pretty aight for damage

[sharp vale]

Especially the avionette

[wind axle]

I prefer funny black knife tiche

And mimic tear

[sharp vale]

Avionette for me bc it stacks with my bleed procs

[wind axle]

Oh fr? Didn't know it did

[sharp vale]

So when I'm fighting bosses I get like two or three free bleeds

Yes it does

They could be attacking a boss while I'm healing and I could walk right in and hit em once and proc blood loss

[quick hearth]

[void slate]

@sharp vale Hello Yeetim how are you this fine day

[mild crystal]

mochi ?

why is nyx not pink

[quick hearth]

Perhaps

I mean I used to be

Unless you refer to a different one, there's quite a few

[sharp vale]

LMAO LOOK AT THIS DUMMY ASS CLIP

LITERALLY WOOP THE BOSS'S ASS AT 0 LEVEL PROGRESSION AND THEN THIS HAPPENS

[mild crystal]

i mean i would assume you are the only nyx in this discord

[sharp vale]

Tired and about to sleep, just cleaning my amd clips out

[wind axle]

4 fps

[sharp vale]

When I record it thanks

Tanks*

I know there's optimization for it but I cannot be assed to troubleshoot when mostly nobody will be watching these anyways

I mainly recorded a few boss fights to show my friend so he could get an idea of how to dodge more effectively

[golden mica]

first-ish try

[wind axle]

No second moonveil for me

[quick hearth]

[wind axle]

Congrats michael

[sharp vale]

Bc he was trying to fight the first tree sentinel without leveling

[wind axle]

Now go kill god.

[sharp vale]

But nakes

Naked*

[golden mica]

@wind axle this sword OP yes? I should try level it up a lot?

[sharp vale]

What's that talisman that raises your attributes but makes you take more damage?

[smoky matrix]

moonveil is good yes

[vestal ember]

huge

i can level it for you (-:

[sharp vale]

I think I have Marika's soreseal

Imma just call em soreseals

[vestal ember]

thats worthless

[sharp vale]

Soreseals are chad

[vestal ember]

marika's scarseal better

[sharp vale]

Oh YEAH

The one I have is the scarseal, I just couldn't quite remember the name of the one I have

[smoky matrix]

chatbox I have made a judgment error

[vestal ember]

i didnt know marika's scarseal was a thing pepela

[quick hearth]

Any of you using the night & flame sword? Is it as good as people are saying

[golden mica]

?!?! I didn't know this game was devved by bungie

[smoky matrix]

that [number] represents level not quantity

[golden mica]

[sharp vale]

I like using those talismans that make you take more damage at the gain of attributes

[smoky matrix]

its a bit backwards yeah

[quick hearth]

nice

[golden mica]

ok so I need to find lvl 1 & lvl 3 somber stones then

[smoky matrix]

good game

[sharp vale]

Actually yeah how farm stones?

[quick hearth]

[vestal ember]

buy them

[quick hearth]

You can buy certain sombers from a certain blacksmith

[sharp vale]

I've been running around the map like naked link in breath of the wild without caring for any upgrades up until yesterday when I beat the moon bitch boss and dumped all my runes

[vestal ember]

^

[quick hearth]

And I think the twin-husk vendor sells lvl 1-2 stones but not sure

[sharp vale]

Interesting interesting

[quick hearth]

They're probably limited quantity anyway

[vestal ember]

twin husk will sell 1-9

unlimited quantity

[quick hearth]

Oh do you just need the bell hearings?

[vestal ember]

just need to find the bell bearing

[smoky matrix]

yeah

[quick hearth]

I haven't gotten much of those yet

[sharp vale]

I want to overlevel my weapons before I overlevel my character so that I can pick and choose my scaling attributes first

[smoky matrix]

I was getting the second one but the selia crystal tunnel boss goes hard fr

gonna have to revisit that

[vestal ember]

i can help

[golden mica]

@vestal ember how I find somber stone lvl 1 & 3 easily

[sharp vale]

Literally the only reason I ran through the game for 30 hours without leveling is because I've been stacking my souls to see if I got a weapon that would determine my scaling

[smoky matrix]

there's a merchant you can find later

[vestal ember]

the mining tunnels always have smithing stones

[sharp vale]

And then I got obsessed with hook claws and bleed proc

[smoky matrix]

to the northwest ish

[sharp vale]

And now I need smithing stones

[vestal ember]

do u want me to just level it for u

[smoky matrix]

I appreciate but I wanna beat everything by myself at least once

ty anyway

[golden mica]

lvl it to 5 since that's what I can lvl to, saves me finding this f'ing stone

[sharp vale]

Selia tunnel kicked my ass so hard I just ran out after I lost 10k souls at level 10

[wind axle]

Very good

[vestal ember]

go to church of elleh @golden mica

[smoky matrix]

It was fine for me until the boss and then I just perished

[golden mica]

oh wait no, lvl to 4

cause then I can't see it at 5

[wind axle]

The max on specials are +10 btw

[sharp vale]

The boss that made me "nope" was that falling star beast mf

[smoky matrix]

radhan?

[sharp vale]

No

[vestal ember]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map

[wind axle]

Falling star beast isnt so bad after you kill the fully grown one

[sharp vale]

I went to this uhhh teleportation portal thing

[smoky matrix]

normal weapons go to 25 right?

[sharp vale]

Right? And it sent me to a cave right above the swamp

Where you kill commander oniel I think his name was

[golden mica]

me looking for da funny markings on floor

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/A48XmAw.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

ty

[sharp vale]

The one with the rot

[vestal ember]

lf1 finger remedy

[smoky matrix]

have you used the item

[sharp vale]

In that cave there was a shit ton of these mobs that shoot their spines at you

[golden mica]

I did

[sharp vale]

And then I got to the end and got killed by the falling star beast at the end of the cave and just dipped

[vestal ember]

how about now

[sharp vale]

Did not want to get my ass beat my homing needles from centipede looking mfs just to end up with three flasks again to a boss I knew would take at least ten tries to beat

[wind axle]

You coulda just left the cave

[golden mica]

I see red summon

[vestal ember]

thats me

[wind axle]

Use

[golden mica]

red summon bad D:

[wind axle]

No

[sharp vale]

I did

[vestal ember]

no boss in the area so you wont see my coop sign

[sharp vale]

After I lost 6k souls

Which isn't a lot now, but it was a lot at the time

[somber anvil]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[sharp vale]

Just yoink his sword

Pro gamer move

[smoky matrix]

rob him

[sharp vale]

Rob him

[sharp vale]

Lemur let me help you beat bosses

[smoky matrix]

no

[sharp vale]

I am pretty good at fighting bosses

[vestal ember]

LF1 DROPPED MOONVEIL @golden mica

[golden mica]

I was struggling

[sharp vale]

When you get summoned to a trading meet and get jumped by a bunch of reds and one of them yells "AYO TAKE HIS MOONVEIL"

[vital roost]

miranda cosgrove

[void slate]

🆒

[vestal ember]

@golden mica if you can see the moonveil drop use an emote

[golden mica]

I wouldn't know how to emote in the first place

[sharp vale]

Press esc and look to the right

Emote tab on the bottom right

Just click on em

[vestal ember]

@golden mica GG

[sharp vale]

I think, idk I haven't used em

[vestal ember]

i upgraded it to only +3

and you cant see it

[golden mica]

SMHHH

WHERE MY MOONVEIL KRYPTED

[vestal ember]

because you havent upgraded a unique weapon to +3

HAHAHAHAHAH

[golden mica]

scammed

[vestal ember]

what smithing stone do you need

[sharp vale]

Fell for the RuneScape trick

[golden mica]

1 & 3

[somber anvil]

Bruh wat

[golden mica]

That's all well and good, I still need the mf moonveil

[vestal ember]

do you have a different unique weapon

[smoky matrix]

@golden mica

[vestal ember]

that uses somber smithing stones

[smoky matrix]

gotta do that to get it back :>

[sharp vale]

Depending on what his progression is he could've gotten the rapier from that one dude you summon to kill mariners

[golden mica]

so I have to get the stones to see it

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

smfh I gotta cook dinner 😩

[sharp vale]

You have to get the stones to even be able to pick it up

[vestal ember]

go go go

[golden mica]

the world's biggest scam

[sharp vale]

In an effort to obtain power

Sempithanos seeks the stones

[vestal ember]

look at my new build @wind axle

[sharp vale]

LMAO JUST YEETED HIS MOONVEIL FOR DUAL WEILD

NO MAMES

[wind axle]

DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST YOINK HIS MOONVEIL LOL

Fucking menace

[sharp vale]

Menace

[smoky matrix]

robbed

[vestal ember]

he cant get it back until he has somber stone 3 😦

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix henlo henlo

[sharp vale]

Should've seen if coming

[wind axle]

Rip bozoid

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid

[wind axle]

Can't you just drop stones

[vestal ember]

nope

[wind axle]

Lmfao

[smoky matrix]

nah

[sharp vale]

Fuckin L

[smoky matrix]

morning

[sharp vale]

But actually

[golden mica]

There's no scarab here

[sharp vale]

I love elden ring

There's something so satisfying about taking off all your armor and being so nimble you dodge right through bosses and yeet em

It's so nostalgic

One fight reminded me of the nameless king and I was eagerly hoping there would be an armor set similar to his

WHICH THERE IS but I can't find it

[vestal ember]

@golden mica have you gotten to liurnia of the lakes yet

[golden mica]

yes

[vestal ember]

wait really

did you find war counselor iji

[sharp vale]

Wait guys

[smoky matrix]

iji is pretty far into lakes I doubt he has

[golden mica]

no

[sharp vale]

You know that one npc who asks for an extra glintstone key?

[vestal ember]

yes

[sharp vale]

Where tf does he go after I give him that goddamn ket

[vestal ember]

raya lucaria

[sharp vale]

I want to continue his questline

Well yeah raya lucaria but WHERE

Is he like in the mfn debate bonfire or what

[wind axle]

Go find iji

He sells somber stones 1 to 4

Unlimited

[sharp vale]

🅱️rost

[rough drum]

what is brost?

[smoky matrix]

let this poor man play the game
the moonveil incident

[queen osprey]

😄

[sharp vale]

THE MOONVEIL INCIDENT OF 87?

[queen osprey]

= D

[golden mica]

TH E MAP IS WRONG

[vestal ember]

theres 3 different somber stones there u noob

[sharp vale]

LOL

[golden mica]

homie

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/LGx8vy1.png
https://i.imgur.com/RllIHw1.png

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

LOL

[golden mica]

you can literally see I'm on the same spot

[sharp vale]

Doesn't look like it due to this zoom

[golden mica]

You can see the same triangle at the top

[sharp vale]

Yeah yeah I see it now

Also the shape of the hillside right there

[wind axle]

No I cant

[signal seal]

anyone on elden ring can help me mule an item?

[wind axle]

What item

[sharp vale]

Oh lord we're muling again

[signal seal]

beatman's curved sword to my low level invader

[sharp vale]

Oh lord he's smurfing weapons

[signal seal]

i'm doing 1v3's i need any advantage i can get

[wind axle]

I'm too lazy to get outta bed

[signal seal]

yeet are you on

[sharp vale]

Oh lord low level pvp meta in souls games makes a comeback

[sharp vale]

No I am laying in bed

[signal seal]

low level is where it's at, way less bs

[sharp vale]

True but I get my ass beat incredibly easily

Dark souls PvP is just something I cannot get good at

The learning curve there is insane

[near hill]

idk i found it incredibly easy.

[sharp vale]

I remember the pontiff bonfire courtyard fight club

Getting my ass parried with the watchdog sword

[golden mica]

Smh actually scammed out of the sword I spent like 45m grinding for

[sharp vale]

Utter embarrassment

[signal seal]

watchdog sword was pretty ass

[sharp vale]

If was fun to use tho

[vestal ember]

my deepest apologies mr michael

[sharp vale]

Semp got himself robbed

[golden mica]

No apologies, how fix

[sharp vale]

He thirsted for power and now he lost it

[wind axle]

Just go find iji

[vestal ember]

you will receive the moonveil when you are ready for it.

[sharp vale]

Collect stones

[golden mica]

Mf you better not go to bed in the next hour @vestal ember

Ima cook this dinner and then go hunting jiji

[sharp vale]

Speaking of which

Guys I'm going to bed

@signal seal

[wind axle]

@vestal ember you should give me the moonveil

[vestal ember]

@golden mica THE SCARAB IS RIGHT THERE

[sharp vale]

You should give yourself some maidens

[golden mica]

WHERE I DONT EVEN SEE IT

AND THAT IS STILL WRONG ON MAP

[wind axle]

ITS INVISIBLE ITS THE TRAIL OF LIGHT

[golden mica]

WHO THOUGHT INVISIBLE ENEMIES WAS A GOOD IDEA

[sharp vale]

LOOOOL

Wait til you start hitting random WALLS LMAO

[smoky matrix]

You are not ready for the invisible assassins that backstab you

[golden mica]

INFACT ITS NOT EVEN INVISIBLE ENEMIES

[smoky matrix]

At least the scarab can't fight back

[golden mica]

I jump scared like 3 times during the castle from mfs who just hid behind walls

[sharp vale]

Just use targeting and make your life easier

[smoky matrix]

I can't wait till you find what I mean

[sharp vale]

Targeting makes kbm so much easier

[sharp vale]

That MOTHERFUCKER who parries you right before the moon lady boss fight

[signal seal]

very nice cat

[sharp vale]

I literally equipped my load out to a parrying shield just to beat his ass out of spite

[signal seal]

are you on elden ring rn?

can you help me mule something

[smoky matrix]

I mean the black knife assassins

[sharp vale]

I know, but the parrying enemies are worse

[smoky matrix]

nah

[sharp vale]

Speaking of black knife assassin's

[smoky matrix]

ugs jump go brrr

[sharp vale]

What are those enemies again in ds3

[vestal ember]

wait a minute that scarab didnt even drop the smithing stone 😡

[signal seal]

i wish there was a shared chest for unupgraded weapons it's such a pain to mule

[vestal ember]

yes

[sharp vale]

The dudes with the blood hand who can make a shield out of blood

[signal seal]

omg thank you

[golden mica]

Don't do it

He'll scam you like he did me

[smoky matrix]

bing is going to get robbed

[sharp vale]

THE DARK HAND

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

Does anyone know if there's anything similar to the dark hand in elden ring

[vestal ember]

@golden mica

[sharp vale]

I loved that thing

[golden mica]

I killed him

[golden mica]

He's what dropped me the [4]

[signal seal]

can you meet me at the First Step, password is bing5
my characters are Miyu and V

[vestal ember]

gg

[sharp vale]

WHO HAS THE CLINGING BONE

[golden mica]

Not gg, you ain't sleeping till I get my moonveil back

[vestal ember]

sign is down

[vestal ember]

i wasnt planning to do u dirty like that mr michael

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-trusted-you-believe-in-you-jared-harris-absalom-breakspear-carnival-row-yelling-gif-16571432

Ofc not, but this is a much better villain arc

[vestal ember]

😄

[sharp vale]

At the end of the day

[smoky matrix]

robbed and led on a wild goose chase around caelid

[sharp vale]

Sempiternal did work for his +3 moonviel

[smoky matrix]

a fate worse than death

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

😩

[vestal ember]

@signal seal

lf1 host of fingers

[sharp vale]

That's just how he worked for his +3

[golden mica]

YOU GO TEST IT, IM COOKING

[vestal ember]

yes sir

[sharp vale]

At this rate it genuinely would've been faster to start a new character and raw ass the boss again for another moonviel

And then mule it across

[golden mica]

Refer back to what I've said 4 times now

I'm cooking

[sharp vale]

Yes

I am just hypotheticalizing

Ing

[signal seal]

i've never seen that spell before

[sharp vale]

Cooking? Me neither. Never heard of it

Heheh

[queen osprey]

some people are truly just too stupid to be alive sadly

[sharp vale]

Rude

[wind axle]

Just like me fr

[round patrol]

Where is the first boss in this game?

[wind axle]

Elden Ring? First mandatory boss is Margit

[golden mica]

The first story boss is in the castle to the north

[round patrol]

Who and where is that

[wind axle]

???

It's to the north of spawn michael

[golden mica]

The first boss is... like 10 steps out of the spawn

[sharp vale]

Has anyone tried to actually beat the first first boss that is supposed to insta kill you?

[round patrol]

Not that guy

[wind axle]

Margit Fell Omen

[golden mica]

Youtubers have

[sharp vale]

Bc I think I'm gonna try that now that I'm used to it

[wind axle]

At the start of Stormveil castle

[sharp vale]

Used to MnK anyways

[wind axle]

MnK stinky for soulslike

[sharp vale]

Imma try it tomorrow

[wind axle]

I bought a ps5 controller to play elden ring better

[round patrol]

Also what do I gotta do so that I can actually equip these weapons i got says can't use it with current stats

[wind axle]

It literally says the requirements in the equip menu

[sharp vale]

Progress through the game until you can level up

[signal seal]

@vestal ember what was that spell where you few at me with the red lightning

[sharp vale]

You mean the dark side of the force, right?

[signal seal]

huh neat

[wind axle]

You get it from Placidusax

Fun boss

[sharp vale]

Bing

[vestal ember]

it would appear that it was a somber stone 4

[round patrol]

How to unlock spells

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

here

guaranteed 3

[wind axle]

Iji is like right there tho

[golden mica]

ruining my experience by making me dive deep into the game

[vestal ember]

deepest apologies

[round patrol]

Why no horse in co op

[smoky matrix]

good question

[round patrol]

Horse is the best thing in this game they should put horse in coop i wanna ride with the homies

[wind axle]

Horse cock

[signal iris]

you can horse when mimic tear, not not horse when player

[round patrol]

What

[signal iris]

one sec

[round patrol]

Yeah Oki but I want horse with player I am going to send an email to Miyazaki

[wind axle]

why do you have 1 heal and 12 mana pots

[scarlet quest]

just better

[signal iris]

i did it bc my mana is so low
an i was using night and flame

[wind axle]

oh

[round patrol]

I went up this hill into the windy place

[wind axle]

how do i go here

[signal iris]

i think that's the starting area

[wind axle]

Is it?

[signal iris]

you need a special item from a quest the first npc you see to go there (starting area)

i don't know, it might be, but i might be wrong

i assume it is, bc of the building to the left, it seems like the one you spawn inside

[vestal ember]

@golden mica 😴 🛏️

[wind axle]

Give me his moonveil before you schleep

[smoky matrix]

everyone gets a turn of semps moonveil

[wind axle]

Yo what the fuck there's a huge cave under stormveil castle

[vestal ember]

are you gonna be on for a while

[signal iris]

his moonveil?

[wind axle]

its 4pm yes

[signal iris]

what that

[wind axle]

🗿

[vestal ember]

church of elleh

[signal iris]

huh, where he get that?

[vestal ember]

he didnt. i yoinked it

[signal iris]

you have two of them?

[golden mica]

No sleep, I'll be back at pc in ~10

[golden mica]

SHOULDNT HAVE SCAMMED ME

[vestal ember]

YOU SCAMMED YOURSELF

pepela

[smoky matrix]

robbery

[wind axle]

Omw

Lf1 host of fingers

[near hill]

This hurts me

[vestal ember]

i was summoned

[wind axle]

Who dafuck

[vestal ember]

blue summon

[wind axle]

Where moon

Where moonveil

??????

[wind axle]

That's a pest glaive I dropped

[wind axle]

Fuck

Lf1 hof

[golden mica]

back at pc, back to my ride through the landscape

[wind axle]

I have the funny moonveil now

Lf1 Michael scott

[golden mica]

I need to get up there somehow!!

[wind axle]

Horse parkour

[hollow marten]

Holy

[golden mica]

horse true

[hollow marten]

You guys have been talking abt elden ring for like 7 hours now

[golden mica]

nothing different to how I spent most of my day in #💬destiny-chat

[hollow marten]

Bros talking about it more than actually playing it

[golden mica]

I'm in-game rn!?!?

[smoky matrix]

it is possible to play and talk at the same time

[wind axle]

Yes

[smoky matrix]

if you are skilled

[hollow marten]

And I'm in-bed rn!

[smoky matrix]

clearly you are not skilled

[golden mica]

frost do you know if this spot is a ramp? that north west spot

[hollow marten]

I didn't say it was a problem btw

[golden mica]

nvm found a funny air whoosh, we're fine

[wind axle]

It not

Air whoosh go hard

Omw to go find comet azur

how the actual fuck do you get here

[void slate]

Elden Ring?

[golden mica]

Am I going right way?!?!

[wind axle]

No

Where are you going

[smoky matrix]

you have gone to the sad place

[wind axle]

That's the shitty poison village

[golden mica]

I'm a little blind!! I can't see where my goal is :c

https://i.imgur.com/9eq3ZrQ.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

put a beacon down in the rough location and then hug the wall

[wind axle]

Moment

[wind axle]

bruv

[smoky matrix]

man this is kinda shitty I feel bad for you Semp

[vestal ember]

rolled

[smoky matrix]

experience hijacked

[vestal ember]

i feel bad and im still sorry

[golden mica]

I literally can't see where I'm trying to go

[smoky matrix]

misunderstandings and unclear game systems go hard

[wind axle]

Fr

Maybe go find the map first

[smoky matrix]

he hasn't been to where you get the map

i can't see the marker anywhere in the image

[wind axle]

Oh

What if perhappenstance

Michael

You join my world and then we go there together so you remember the route

[golden mica]

why would I do that

that sounds like 2x the time l0l

[wind axle]

So you remember the route

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

Also truw

[golden mica]

I will continue pressing W

[wind axle]

Good luck

I'm going to continue searching this stupid fucking mountain

No fucking shot I have to ride around the entire fucking volcano

God fucking dammit

[golden mica]

hmm... giant staff wearing mf...

[smoky matrix]

I know that's horrible quality

you were over by the south x, iji is the north x

so just head very north I guess

the area map is there somewhere

[golden mica]

😩 I was roughly at the right spot and I fell

rip 7k runes and however far I just travelled

[smoky matrix]

did you not find a single grace alnog the way

[golden mica]

BRUHHHH

[smoky matrix]

surely you would have seen at least one grace

[vestal ember]

summon me michael 😭

[signal seal]

that area is riddled with graces you just were not riding passed them 😄

[golden mica]

not that I could spot

[smoky matrix]

:>

that's annoying

got so close

[golden mica]

I mean you can kinda see how few there are on the west coast

which is where I am lol

[smoky matrix]

true I guess if you're west and just hugging the cliff face from down in the lake

[golden mica]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[smoky matrix]

ghomst

friend maybe

[wind axle]

Spooke

[signal seal]

yeah white phantoms show up as you play, they're other players in the same area and you can't interact with them

[smoky matrix]

that looks like a giant tho

[vestal ember]

that is not a player

[golden mica]

bing

that was a giant

[signal seal]

oh yeah there are giants

they teleport

[golden mica]

chat I am at location, I am now LF corpse

that looks like it's not on the main cilffs

[smoky matrix]

wait

are you going for a stone and not iji

have I led you astray

[vestal ember]

no

iji is right beside you at that point lol

[golden mica]

oh yeah?!!?

[smoky matrix]

iji is further north

[smoky matrix]

iji is just north of kingsrealm

[vestal ember]

hmm yes yes

[golden mica]

iji isi backup plani

[smoky matrix]

go over and grab the grace near him anyway surely

grab any grace

[golden mica]

I found 1 here

[vestal ember]

@wind axle give him the moonveil!!

[golden mica]

no no

one grace

I can't find the shard here, I will go to iji

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

do you have 4k runes

[wind axle]

what the fuck im flying???

[golden mica]

yes

[smoky matrix]

ok good

[vestal ember]

issa glitch save and quit to menu

[smoky matrix]

you are dead

[golden mica]

speaking of, krypted if I'm too poor for +5 I will be hunting you

[wind axle]

it killed me okay cool

[vestal ember]

i made it +3 only

[golden mica]

no i mean when i upgrade to +5

[vestal ember]

oh ok

[golden mica]

okay back to my road trip

[vestal ember]

iji sells somber stone 1-4

so you'll have a +4 moonveil

[golden mica]

I don't think I have a 1 yet

I have 2,4,5,6

[smoky matrix]

omg

you might need to get a 1 as well

[golden mica]

probably

I'm just not thinking about that

[vestal ember]

you dont have a +1 because you upgraded your moonveil to +1 you noob

[wind axle]

You can just buy the 1

??

[vestal ember]

you dropped it to me at +1

[golden mica]

did I?

[vestal ember]

alzheimers moment

[golden mica]

strange, I can't quite remember, ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAD THE SWORD

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/ubsvuJs.jpeg
Also chat, look what I spy in the distance 👀

[vestal ember]

🙏

[golden mica]

I CAN SEE

[vestal ember]

why dont you try seeing some women

my deepest apologies, i had a momentary lapse in my judgement.

[golden mica]

holy shit... I need to clip this

this is a literal clip of my journey to this fucking sword

[wind axle]

Michael

It's a hidden wall

There is a message right there

💀 💀 💀

[smoky matrix]

go smack da wall

[golden mica]

false

[smoky matrix]

lies, deception

but yeah go bonk the wall and it'll open

[wind axle]

the gigachad himself

sir

[golden mica]

iji, bud, do I have a fucking story for you about my day
https://i.imgur.com/KnL2W70.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

at long last

[wind axle]

the chad

god i miss iji

[smoky matrix]

what a journey

[vestal ember]

HE MADE IT

[smoky matrix]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISS HIM

[wind axle]

nothing

[smoky matrix]

WHAT HAPPENED TO IJI

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

nothing

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

he lives very far away

[golden mica]

at long last, I can finally pick up my sword

LOOK AT WHERE I WAS IN THE GAME

[smoky matrix]

misery

[vestal ember]

its called progression

i made you a better adventurer 😄

[golden mica]

I'll progress this sword through your stomach

[vestal ember]

i can finally sleep now that you've been reunited with your broken katana

[golden mica]

you can't sleep yet

[wind axle]

I have the sword

[golden mica]

1. I'm still lf frost
2. I might need to swindle you for runes

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

I don't have a lot of pocket runes but I'll drop em if you want

[smoky matrix]

semp don't risk it

[wind axle]

Elleh time

[smoky matrix]

just take the sword and run

level it yourself

[vestal ember]

im getting back on pepperlaugh

[wind axle]

Imagine I drop my +10 and he can't pick it up

[golden mica]

we know I can't pick up the +10

[wind axle]

I don't

[golden mica]

I think it costs runes to level is what I mean

[wind axle]

My signs down

[smoky matrix]

get them yourself

look where skipping progression got you :>

[wind axle]

Wait lemur isn't that avatar from that one manga

[golden mica]

no :>

[vestal ember]

now this is what adventuring gets you

[wind axle]

💀

[wind axle]

Fuck

Okay you might have to level a special to +3

[golden mica]

I cannot even begin to describe how I feel rn

[vestal ember]

summon me in

[smoky matrix]

this is why you just progress naturally

[wind axle]

Blame krypted lol

[golden mica]

actually y'know what, that's fairly accurate

[vestal ember]

i can drop you a special to level up lol

[golden mica]

I had you on the ropes for a second

[wind axle]

Wasn't used to being so low leveled in a while lmao

Didn't realise I had so little health

Michael if you summon me again I could drop a special

[golden mica]

I mean I can't see either of your summons

[wind axle]

Did you use the funny item

[golden mica]

yis

[wind axle]

Reuse

O

Item

Take

YOU

[golden mica]

I COULDN'T WARP

[wind axle]

Bro really just scammeroo'd me

I DROPPED RUNES FOR YOU

[golden mica]

I aint scammed NUFFIN

[wind axle]

MY GUY

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

God dammit now I also gotta restart my game cause it isn't picking up my controller

[golden mica]

okay stupid weapon^3 done

[wind axle]

Give me 2 min

[golden mica]

now let's find out it if works

[wind axle]

I want to murder you with my toys

L

[golden mica]

let me tell you I do not care, I just want my funny sword D:

[wind axle]

Fair

My edlen ring fucking BLACKSCREEN

I HATE THINS GAME

I'm gonna lose it