💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[sharp vale]

That's what he was

[signal seal]

yeah that's what i was thinking of

[sharp vale]

And his weapon is the bloodhound fang

He's really just a shitty outrider knight

[final fossil]

lol

[sharp vale]

In ds3 my favorite inflictions were frostbite

So I got my ass beat several times trying to farm those mfs early for that one sword

And now in elden ring I really love bleed

[signal seal]

just so you know

anything with arcane scaling won't actually scale damage it's a known bug

[sharp vale]

Go ahead

Arcane?

Bc I haven't spec'd into arcane

I refuse to use anything magic related

[signal seal]

yes so a +25 arcane weapon will not scale

arcane is what bleed scales off

[sharp vale]

Interesting

No mames

[signal seal]

int = magic faith = holy arc - bleed

[sharp vale]

There's this one ash of war that's specific to fist weapons

It heals you when you activate it

And I was gonna put that on my claws

[signal seal]

i think there are better ones

[sharp vale]

But now that I know it won't scale off arcane I guess imma switch over to bloodhound fang early

[signal seal]

you can switch art of wars any time, at bonfires. they aren't consumed when applied

and you can duplicate them. so it's fine to try them out

[sharp vale]

Nah bc it switches the scaling

Makes it go to E in dex

And C in arcane

Which I have 0 of

Well, 10 of

[signal seal]

yes but if it has any arcane scaling, it won't actually scale damage

the bleed procs will increase but the base damage of the weapon will not

[sharp vale]

Yeah

It's not even worth using it then

Bc the blood loss build up gets dropped to 46

And I'm pretty sure vampiric weapons in souls games aren't Great either

[vestal ember]

only good for getting through areas to find bosses

[sharp vale]

Imma go around fighting evergaols instead of progressing through the actual game LMAO

[vestal ember]

that is real progression

[signal seal]

there are fewer than you think

just do them when you get there

today i found a building that ||turns upside down|| it was really cool

and Jarburg ||where all the koolaid man people live, and they are peaceful and won't attack it's just a happy villiage||

[sharp vale]

JARBURG LOOL

I am so embarrassed

I just got my ass beat by crucible knight

[signal seal]

crucible knights ain't nothing to fuck with

i'd rather fight a tree sentinel on foot

[vestal ember]

you dont fight tree sentinels on foot?

[signal seal]

there are a few

that you have to fight on foot

[vestal ember]

thats for my queen ||ranni||

[sharp vale]

I fight em on foot

All the time

[vestal ember]

i comet azure em

[golden mica]

tree sent: 5
me: 0

[signal seal]

yeah playing my mage comet azure is ridiculous

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

I literally just stand under their balls and stab em

I beat a tree senti level 0 with a club

[vestal ember]

frost died 3 times with me in his world fighting the tree sentinel outside of the church of elleh 🙏

[signal seal]

i am really liking my 65 dex / 30 faith build (adding faith as i'm leveling now)

[vestal ember]

level end

[signal seal]

how far have you got krypted

[vestal ember]

im ng9

[signal seal]

wtf

no second character or pvp chars?

[vestal ember]

i have a 125 vagabond

blue knight for summons

[signal seal]

eww blues

i hate blues

i used to invade my friend at SL20 in DS3 and she would OOB and watch me kill all the blues that got summoned

my character name was "I HATE BLUES"

[vestal ember]

i meant my main char is a blue knight that i do coop summons with

but yeah the ganks are also cancerous

they invade and camp near world bosses

[signal seal]

low level invasions are where it's at

[vestal ember]

low level invasions are so jank lol

[signal seal]

38 +2/+6

[vestal ember]

every spell just strong as hell

[signal seal]

bro i use short spear and dagger and i win my ganks

[vestal ember]

hoarfrost doing 700 damage level 60

[signal seal]

hoarfrost stomp

[vestal ember]

yes

[signal seal]

yes i use it on my LL dueler

along with dagger talisman

[vestal ember]

you deserve to be only invaded by eclipse shotel users

[signal seal]

so i can one shot riposte

[sharp vale]

If I knew this fucking crucible knight was going to give me a fucking furry outfit I would've just let him live

[signal seal]

no i invade

i kill ganks i never gank

[vestal ember]

the misericorde is hella good

[sharp vale]

Mfin crucible knight really gave me a goddamn TAIL

A TAIL

[vestal ember]

always put bloodhound step on misericorde and put it on a second slot

use it to riposte 140 crit scale 😈

[signal seal]

too high dex req on my LLD

[vestal ember]

good ol hoarfrost

[signal seal]

dagger has a 130 crit it's fine for one shotting a LL

[golden mica]

I just want to solo this MF

[sharp vale]

Mfs who use weapon arts are dumbasses on god

[vestal ember]

broken af

[signal seal]

they shouldn't have turtled

[sharp vale]

Ez

HOW'D YOU DIE TO THAT

JUST DODGE LEFT

ALL YOU GOTTA DO TO BEAT HIM IS DODGE LEFT

[signal seal]

why are you just holding onto 185,000 runes

saving them for later 🤔

[sharp vale]

Real

[golden mica]

there we go

[signal seal]

superstar

[golden mica]

because I don't want to just cheap/t my way through the game by having a ton of extra levels

just wanted to get 18 int so i didn't have to start my run again

[short idol]

http://chinese.foreskin.market/product_images/d4c7c30c.png

cop or drop

[sharp vale]

Drop

That looks ugly as fuck

[signal seal]

you'll want those levels later 🤔 but maybe you don't want to level up and that's ok a lot of people don't

[short idol]

i need a shirt by friday

[vestal ember]

its because i gave him those runes lol

[signal seal]

Souls games are really not something you can judge someone for playing how they want esp for an extra challenge like not leveling

[signal seal]

oh, yeah jump off a cliff (in game)

[sharp vale]

Yes, like me

[signal seal]

i just farm the chicken for smithing stones

185k is like, 2 smithing stones

[sharp vale]

I level up whenever I get enough runes

I don't farm runes unless I want to absolutely slap a boss

[signal seal]

yeah but the chicken gives 2 million runes per hour

but i just use those for smithing stones

i still haven't committed to making anything a +10 or +25

[short idol]

i need a green rugby shirt by friday night

[vestal ember]

😩

[short idol]

send help yeetim

[signal seal]

i'm missing a somber stone 7 on my mage

[sharp vale]

The what

[sharp vale]

Something American

[signal seal]

the chicken that commits suicide

[vestal ember]

pepela

[short idol]

what does this even mean

[signal seal]

my mage has like 12 hours of gameplay i rushed to the royal city and haven't really done anything except get mage gear and clear field bosses

level 100 though 😄

[vestal ember]

mage is elden ring easy mode

[sharp vale]

Brooklyn

[golden mica]

I will probably do full mage build next, having sword is fun but I like distances

[signal seal]

anyway i don't feel like getting the bell bearings right now

[short idol]

i do not live anywhere near brooklyn

[sharp vale]

The what

[sharp vale]

You also don't live any closer to Ireland

[signal seal]

mage is a kinda screwed when you have like 4 dogs attacking you

[short idol]

yeah but appropriating ireland for st patricks day is the american dream 😩

[sharp vale]

Not unless you have one of those swords that scale with faith

[signal seal]

giant demi-god boss? no problem

[sharp vale]

Brooklyn

[signal seal]

3 rats? yeah that's death

[sharp vale]

Fuck RATS

[vestal ember]

royal rat authority 😢

[sharp vale]

Bing

@signal seal

Are there any weapons similar to the dancer's enchanted swords in elden ring?

Something with multiple damage types?

[sharp vale]

I love you

Any more like uhhh

Dual blades?

I want to be kirito unironically

But actually ironically

I just know a lot of enemies are weak to flame

[vestal ember]

only dual blade i know of is starscourge

[golden mica]

is there any way I can review what I'm supposed to do, I know it's an openworld game but I remember my maiden telling me to take her to a tree, and some pretentious prick telling me to go retake a castle etc

[sharp vale]

Nope

That's the beauty of souls games

You're tossed out there and if you don't remember what to do, you just go out and find your own way

[vestal ember]

@sharp vale you can do the funny darth maul build too

[rancid shell]

Zavala drip scale?

[golden mica]

I found a boss with a mf cutscene

he killed me after doing 4 attacks in succession cheater you shouldn't have that much stamina

[vestal ember]

this is the only dual blade ik of

[trail citrus]

goddamn i get on halo and then people ruin it for me

everytime

[vital roost]

how

[golden mica]

Margo robbie the ugly dead

[vestal ember]

wtf you can shield and attack with a heavy thrusting sword

[vital roost]

bounties and also #💬destiny-chat

[trail citrus]

game ends, start tbagging to dance, two enemies shoot and kill me instead of dancing with me 😦

[vital roost]

rip bozo

#💬destiny-chat

[hardy mesa]

oh fuck

[smoky matrix]

Not really but if you open your map, the yellow line things coming from sites of grace vaguely point in the direction you need to go

"need"

Take your time just chilling and exploring at your own pace

[vestal ember]

not allowed, go speedrun the game.

[smoky matrix]

Brb gonna get world first sub 25

[sharp vale]

Elden ring really do just be Dark souls: breath of the wild

[golden mica]

died after like 20 mins in stormveil castle, my poor runes

[sharp vale]

I literally cheesed my way up the divine tower of caelid

Used my horse and jumped up onto it off a cliff

[golden mica]

man put on noclip

[sharp vale]

Found my new rune farm

[vital roost]

he was just that angry

you were so shocked by him breaking reality that you fell to your death this is so sad

[smoky matrix]

oh god the strongest enemy

Elevator shafts

[sharp vale]

LOL

[smoky matrix]

There is nothing more deadly

[sharp vale]

Cliff sides

[smoky matrix]

"Try jumping"

15 bloodstains

[hollow marten]

lolw

[vital roost]

idk snakes are p scary

heya alex

[hollow marten]

hiya

[vital roost]

how's u

[hollow marten]

uhh

alr

[vital roost]

when are we playing ror again

[wind axle]

Why are you running around with 152k runes

[hollow marten]

i was waiting for you to ask me bruh

[vital roost]

i'm bad at asking people to play games !

[trail citrus]

play a good game

[hollow marten]

i am too

[vital roost]

risk of rain is good

[trail citrus]

no

[golden mica]

I DID IT AGAIN AT THE SAME FUCKING SPOT

AHHHH

[vital roost]

hold shift and u can't fall off ledges

[smoky matrix]

Holy shit i didn't see that

[trail citrus]

unironically all my friends like ror2 but it bores me to death, idk why, i really tried to like it

[smoky matrix]

WHY are you just holding 150k

[somber anvil]

Try harder

[trail citrus]

no

[golden mica]

because runes were donated to me and I dont' want to cheat my levels too badly

[vital roost]

you just suck at it

[hollow marten]

if u dont like rougelike stuff then it isnt for you

[somber anvil]

Fine dont try

[hollow marten]

and yeah you prolly suck

[trail citrus]

i dont suck

[vital roost]

yes you do

do lie to the good people of gen chat

[trail citrus]

i will just play games i like without trying

[somber anvil]

Skill issue

[vital roost]

well most are good

[smoky matrix]

How do you get runes donated?

[golden mica]

krypted dropped 200k for me

[smoky matrix]

Didn't know that was a thing you could do

[golden mica]

welp, karma is a bitch

sorry @vestal ember shoulda taken your advice

[vital roost]

@hollow marten i've been trying to hit wave 50 in the simulacrum, i did it w/ nene but man it gets hard around 30

[hollow marten]

it does yea

[vital roost]

have yo ugotten it?

[hollow marten]

i have

[vital roost]

what char

[hollow marten]

engineer

[somber anvil]

Thats my contribution to the Convo Back to sleep i go

[vital roost]

engineer is super based

[hollow marten]

it was super easy

[vital roost]

i've barely played engineer

[smoky matrix]

Byee

[hollow marten]

mushroom = w

[vital roost]

but he seems so easy

[hollow marten]

he is easy

[vital roost]

just stack fungus and hope for the best

[hollow marten]

v esay

i did the wave 50 on day 1

[vital roost]

might actually try rn

[golden mica]

this knight has now killed me more times than the tree guardian did

I am tilting off the face of the earth

[hollow marten]

my massive brain just thought hey this is esay mode then boom

[vital roost]

me and nene got to 61

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

i keep getting shafted by void boss rounds on my solo runs tho :(

wait i meant on monsoon btw

[hollow marten]

i always do monsoon

[vital roost]

oh god you know what an item that's easy to do if you get enough of

[smoky matrix]

I think I killed that dude so fast he didn't get a single jump off

[vital roost]

gasoline and ignition tank

[smoky matrix]

But I'm also using a colossal sword so he staggered easy

[golden mica]

you cost me 100k runes mf, get bagged https://i.imgur.com/JSeqtA0.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

Nice :D

[vital roost]

michael being toxic what's new

[golden mica]

I'm tilted let me be

[vital roost]

smh

[hollow marten]

i kinda wanna play apex but friend is asking to play density

[vital roost]

i haven't played apex since i think last time i played w/ you

just not rly the type of game to play solo imo

[hollow marten]

play tonight with me

[vital roost]

okie just lmk when

[hollow marten]

bet

[wind axle]

Do u need help

I can join if you want

[golden mica]

oh no this isn't a boss

this was just a run of the mill knight

[wind axle]

I know

[golden mica]

killed him, now the latest knight is bullying me

[wind axle]

I died there 10 times when I started

[golden mica]

I'm just going to run past him in tears

[wind axle]

There's a grace up ahead just get to there first

[golden mica]

yeah...

a bit late for that, I already lost my 100k runes

[wind axle]

💀 💀 💀

[golden mica]

now it's this MF who is bullying me, so ima just run past him i think
https://i.imgur.com/x3pSrla.jpeg

I can put him to like 3/4 hp before he reacts, but once he does I'm just chain staggered to death

[smoky matrix]

Remember

Every enemy that isn't a boss is optional :)

[golden mica]

cheesed him, fuck him

[smoky matrix]

You uh

Might wanna get used to those dudes

They will appear a lot in the castle

[vital roost]

no michael don't fuck the knight

[maiden goblet]

what is the elden ring lore

is there like a really old ring or something

[golden mica]

where do you think I am

[smoky matrix]

:)

[smoky matrix]

Someone broke a ring so everyone got mad and did war crimes

[maiden goblet]

as you do

are they even war crimes if theres just like

huge fucking crabs

can you commit warcrimes against monstrous huge ungodly crabs

[vital roost]

isn't this just the story of lotr

[smoky matrix]

No but you can commit war crimes against eachother

I think that counts

[golden mica]

I've seen this name more times than I'd like for the next year

[smoky matrix]

):

[maiden goblet]

stormveling(ing my tears when im crying)

[vital roost]

do u wanna talk abt it

[sharp vale]

Godskin apostle is a pretty difficult boss

[smoky matrix]

simply hoarfrost stomp

repeat until you win

[golden mica]

3p for the win

[smoky matrix]

oh you're there now

[maiden goblet]

[smoky matrix]

be careful :>

you can sneak around to the left and only aggro a couple

[golden mica]

zero crimson flasks :>

[smoky matrix]

ok so

[sharp vale]

Me when my summons get killed

[smoky matrix]

there is a bonfire a little up ahead and you can just run for it

[sharp vale]

THAT'S MY GUY

THAT'S MY GUY

[golden mica]

found a dungeon with a pack of rats instead

[smoky matrix]

oh there

[golden mica]

A PAINTING NOT WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW GAME

[smoky matrix]

GO FIND IT

[sharp vale]

GO FIND IT

[smoky matrix]

DROP EVERYTHING

[golden mica]

NO I HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS

[trail citrus]

zero bitches

[sharp vale]

I haven't found it yet but I know it's important

[smoky matrix]

ITS PAINTING TIME

[golden mica]

false, I have a maiden now! the game gave me one

[wind axle]

Isn't that spot like right after 3 birds and a grace

[trail citrus]

maidenless activities

[wind axle]

How did you lose all your heals to 3 birds

[sharp vale]

MY SOUUUULS

[smoky matrix]

nah he's further ahead

[sharp vale]

I mean

RUNES

[wind axle]

That's the church no?

[smoky matrix]

this is before you go out to all the ballistas and the plump sort

[wind axle]

Oh

[sharp vale]

Lemur where's the painting

[golden mica]

FREEDOM

[smoky matrix]

NICE

[sharp vale]

I mean the actual location on the map

[wind axle]

POGCHAMP

[smoky matrix]

idk lol

[golden mica]

the birds are free, I literally just maged them

[smoky matrix]

I forgot I had paintings to go find

[wind axle]

Ew mage

[golden mica]

perfect time to level up, IF I STILL HAD RUNES

[sharp vale]

LOL

[smoky matrix]

:>

[golden mica]

katana mage

[sharp vale]

You didn't earn those runes

[smoky matrix]

that's how it goes

[wind axle]

You're the one who lost it without using any 💀 💀 💀

[smoky matrix]

I mean

[golden mica]

miniscule details

[smoky matrix]

not wanting to spend 200k runes and be stupid overlevelled and ruin your experience is fair

still sad they got lost

[sharp vale]

Very much so

200k is a shit tone of levels

[golden mica]

I'm sorry say what

[sharp vale]

They're wrong

[smoky matrix]

are you on kbm you poor soul

[sharp vale]

I'm on kbm

How you do that

How do you make your controls tell you what keys

[smoky matrix]

there's a setting

to change key prompts

[marble loom]

guitar hero controller bros

[sharp vale]

Where

[smoky matrix]

logitech racing wheel mfs

[sharp vale]

Where

WHERE

[smoky matrix]

can I play elden ring with a hotas

I need to know

[sharp vale]

FINALLY

FINALLY

[golden mica]

Never owned a console in my life

[sharp vale]

DEVICE FOR ON SCREN PROMTPS

[smoky matrix]

settings>sound and display

oh you found itnice

[sharp vale]

NOW I CAN KICK THREE TIMES MORE ASS

[smoky matrix]

same but, I still find it so much easier with a controller

personal preference though

[sharp vale]

You DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES I GET MYSELF KILLED BC I KEEP PRESSING THE ACTUALLY Y KEY TO DEINK FLASKS

[vestal ember]

@golden mica buy a controller for elden ring lol

pvp with kbm only

[sharp vale]

Souls games are much easier with controllers on god

[smoky matrix]

you fool

you buffoon

[sharp vale]

I know right

[near hill]

Purple chat

[sharp vale]

But I still be beating all these bosses underleveled

[sharp vale]

GTFO blue name

[near hill]

damn got me

[smoky matrix]

I was beating bosses underlevelled and then radhan bullied be so hard my game crashed twice

[golden mica]

Buying a controller and learning how to use it for a single game

[smoky matrix]

so then I actually left and came back for the first time

[sharp vale]

I'm barely level 40 fighting this goddamn godskin apostle

He's really not that hard

I keep getting him down to 30%

My issue is that I'm getting cocky and try bum rushing his ass

[smoky matrix]

getting greedy smh

instant death

[wind axle]

Damn I really got nothing to do after beating the game huh

[sharp vale]

Explore all of it before beating the game

You messed up bruh

[golden mica]

Ng+ with new build

[sharp vale]

If you decided to go full linear with elden ring it'll take you about ten hours to beat the game

5 hours if you're good

But if you actually explore everything and go everywhere it'll take you longer and you'll enjoy it a lot more

I did that in my first dark souls playthrough and I loved it.

In ds3 I rushed it in ng5 and realized how hollowing it felt

So in elden ring I'm not making the mistake of beating the game too early

[vital roost]

what if you're a god gamer like me

[sharp vale]

3 hours

[wind axle]

True, I kinda wanna try out a spellblade build

[mild crystal]

hello

[wind axle]

I explored like 80% the rest I couldn't be bothered cause of copy-paste bosses

[mild crystal]

off topic ?

[sharp vale]

I ain't beating the game til I collect every single fun weapon

[wind axle]

This is off topic yes

Real

I kinda wanna help out some off topic gamers tho cause I ain't got fuckall else to do

[grave jacinth]

how do u change ur name on this discord, since u can change it in game now?

[golden mica]

I think that's what I'm using

[vital roost]

change my name

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[grave jacinth]

where is that?

[vital roost]

did u

did u miss the bot's message

[grave jacinth]

oh ty

[vital roost]

nw

[wind axle]

Can we pvp

[golden mica]

Absolutely not

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo ily

[golden mica]

Lmao elden ring server is not what I expected

[wind axle]

It be that way

It's just people lazy as shit and begging most of the time

i wanna play elden ring with some off topic gamers

[trail citrus]

No shut up

[golden mica]

That sounds like lfging frost!!

[wind axle]

yes!!!

but its just for fun and i get scaled down anyways!

[golden mica]

I would but I'm not at pc for ~45m

[wind axle]

🗿

guess ill just do invade/hunt pvp

[exotic leaf]

bully

[shell panther]

lmao wtf

elden ring LFG💀

[trail citrus]

what are you gonna do about it

[exotic leaf]

mald and fart

[vestal ember]

pvp !?

@wind axle can you help me mule something 🙂

[vestal ember]

i was spamming lf devourer's scepter and bolt of gransax a while ago

[naive spade]

guys i found a way to "bypass" the mutes on this channel

"flarc"

like, what the flarc is a flarc?

idfk

lol

just kidding

wait wrong channel

fuck

[wind axle]

Perhap

[terse pilot]

EGO

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/FDQ-sDDqWvk

[wind axle]

Wow elden ring pvp is so fucking toxic lmao

Everyone either spams instakills or stunlocking spam spells

Then tbag or pointdown

Fucking sleep

[mild crystal]

Kahoot! In go live vc 2 😄

[wind axle]

No

[mild crystal]

😭

[golden mica]

why does this seem accurate...

Another cutscene boss

[wind axle]

Godrick easier than margit

[golden mica]

first try

[wind axle]

Yup

Now go kill the funny tree sentinel

[golden mica]

He was first on my hitlist when I completed my build

[wind axle]

Oh

Now come kill me

[golden mica]

Should I keep putting my points in vigor?

[wind axle]

I'd say go for damage first

[golden mica]

max appraisals??!?

[wind axle]

Yes

There's a lot of appraisal beggars

[golden mica]

these mfs putting text infront of walls

"no hidden path ahead"

I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN CHECKED IF YOU DIDNT PUT TEXT THERE

[wind axle]

I mean hidden paths do exist

I just check every one just in case

Have you fought Alberich yet?

[golden mica]

no idea who that is so no

[wind axle]

Round table

Jump down to main hall

Npc invade

[golden mica]

i will look after

also is there seriously no rewards in this castle

outside of killing that godrik angry boi

[wind axle]

Yeah stormhill fucking sucks lmao

Oh yeah

Go activate his great rune, it's really helpful at early-late game

[golden mica]

lost 100k runes for this 💀

[vestal ember]

😭

[golden mica]

do I take this to that lady who wanted to touchy my fingers?

[vestal ember]

roundtable hold lady

[wind axle]

How are you getting blues I never get them

[wind axle]

The husk woman

You can also sell it for 20k runes

And duplicate it at walking mausoleums

[golden mica]

runes don't matter, I can beg krypted for more if I need 😇

[wind axle]

💀

Fight me I'm bored

[golden mica]

no!

[wind axle]

I get scaled down to your level though

[golden mica]

I still dodge the second an enemy moves, you've beat the game, you have slightly more knowledge on how to play

[wind axle]

True!

[vestal ember]

frost pvp me

[golden mica]

Where can I see goldrik's rune so I know where to go

[wind axle]

Aight, I'm gonna use my shit red lightning build though

[wind axle]

Key items

It's in the roundtable hold, opposite from main hall

[vestal ember]

goldrik

[wind axle]

Krypted where fight

[vestal ember]

anywhere

[golden mica]

Don't bulli new player

[wind axle]

Freezing Lake

skyrim

[vestal ember]

me here

[wind axle]

At El Graco?

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

Ion see no sign

[vestal ember]

password P?

[wind axle]

Yes

[golden mica]

Do i want da axe or da dwagon

[wind axle]

See it now

[wind axle]

Depend on build

[vestal ember]

da dwagon 😄

[golden tangle]

.

[mild crystal]

dont ever take 4g of shroom at once ohhmygo

[smoky matrix]

I will fight you and lose

[atomic burrow]

Anyone know how to fix discord voice chat overlay wont show up?

[golden mica]

At this rate I really shouldn't be surprised that this is a "god" in elden ring...

[smoky matrix]

(:

[golden mica]

what now

[wind axle]

Kinda close fight no lie

[wind axle]

Lesgo

[smoky matrix]

location

[wind axle]

Freezing lake

Do you want me to be red or u

[vestal ember]

very fun

[smoky matrix]

haven't gotten to that area (:

[wind axle]

Okay where have you gotten to

[smoky matrix]

just made it to altus

[wind axle]

Aight right at the first altus grace then

[smoky matrix]

abandoned coffin?

[wind axle]

Altus Plateau

[smoky matrix]

don't have !

I didnt' take the lift

[golden mica]

frost stop bullying!

[wind axle]

I'll come to coffin

[wind axle]

Shoulda taken lift

[vestal ember]

lol

[smoky matrix]

I hate caelid

couldn't be bothered getting the other half

[wind axle]

Issue of skill

My signs down

Also the other half is right next to free 74k runes

[vestal ember]

summon me too 🙂

[golden mica]

I got invaded and 2 hit, that was fun

[wind axle]

Host advantage Host advantage Host advantage

Rigged rigged rigged rigged

[smoky matrix]

frost my game literally froze for 3 seconds

[wind axle]

Mine froze for 3.1

[smoky matrix]

bope

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

ok you win

[vestal ember]

it was an npc invader u noob

[wind axle]

Again

[vestal ember]

elden ring doesnt let u get invaded when ur playing solo

[smoky matrix]

you can with some items

furcalling remedy and the thing that attracts invaders

[wind axle]

I don't think michael uses either

[vital roost]

@hollow marten i'm having an insane game rn

[wind axle]

Rematch where

[hollow marten]

ayo

[smoky matrix]

bruh

pain

that was a short fight

[golden mica]

I killed it 2nd time

[vital roost]

@hollow marten i have 5 aegis

[vestal ember]

gg lol

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

gg lol

I missed that jump and it was all over

[wind axle]

Which one?

[golden mica]

idk some bitch with a two handed meat cleaver

[wind axle]

Oh

[golden mica]

why do I feel like I don't want to go over this wall

[smoky matrix]

AAAH

what was that fireball omg

[vestal ember]

flame of the fell god lol

[smoky matrix]

gg

that hurt so much

[vestal ember]

it oneshot you 😭

[smoky matrix]

30 vigor with godrick and a health charm

[vestal ember]

i cant drop you rune arcs 😦

[smoky matrix]

instant death

[golden mica]

BRUH THESE BIRDS ARE NIGHTMARE FUEL

[smoky matrix]

oh no you're in caelid

[vestal ember]

the birds and the dogs lol

[smoky matrix]

caelid built like australia fr

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

They suck yeah

[vestal ember]

summon me again

[wind axle]

I just ignore them

Honestly I feel the large dogs are worse

[smoky matrix]

the large dogs chase you so farrr

[wind axle]

Shit look like a trex

Where me rematch

Maybe I just suck

[smoky matrix]

greatsword jump is scary tho

[wind axle]

It do hurt a fuckton

[smoky matrix]

it do it do

[wind axle]

Time to Respec again, red lightning megashit

[vestal ember]

all red lightning spells

take 10 years to cast

[wind axle]

And you can get interrupted so easily, it's so bad

Wish it was better cause it's cool as fuck

Time to revert to filth

[smoky matrix]

tf what that???

stunlock button fr

[vestal ember]

agane

[smoky matrix]

I was mashing dodge but you can't dodge out of it 😭

[signal seal]

they scale off dex

[vestal ember]

do you need erdleaf for the remedy?

[wind axle]

They scale off dex yeah but it's still stupidly slow for a spell

[smoky matrix]

erdleaf flowers

[vestal ember]

i have 83 dex and it still takes years to cast

[signal seal]

oh jeeze

[vestal ember]

i meant to ask if you need any lol

[smoky matrix]

oh I have no erdleaf left

but I have 10 remedies left

[vestal ember]

ok

summon me and i can drop

[golden mica]

Is this pog?!?

(say yes it was very hard to obtain)

[signal seal]

it's probably not bad

[smoky matrix]

tyty

[wind axle]

Moonveil superior

Go to Gael tunnel in caelid to get it

Pretty easy boss

[smoky matrix]

50k from one geez

[signal seal]

Moonveil people chew on tinfoil instead of bubble gum and put water in their cereal

[wind axle]

Fucking annoying as shit though

[golden mica]

oh I went past gael, I will investigate that

[smoky matrix]

gonna savour these for when I get stuck and don't wanna level

[wind axle]

I do

[smoky matrix]

ty vm

[signal seal]

dirty moonveil user

[wind axle]

Yes

[vestal ember]

moonveil scales hard

[wind axle]

Lemur fight me again it's time for me to become ape

[signal seal]

i will parry your moonveil frost

[wind axle]

Parry rotten breath

[signal seal]

omg you're actually that guy

[smoky matrix]

aah I got greedy at the end there gg

[vestal ember]

gg

[languid kestrel]

Man, I hate the real world.

[vestal ember]

sucks

[languid kestrel]

Unfortunately, in order to see fantasy, we have to be anchored in the REAL world.

I'd love to just twist reality to fit my own needs.

[wind axle]

wheremst lemureth

[vestal ember]

frost come abandoned coffin

[wind axle]

I am there yes

[vital roost]

@hollow marten i hit 100

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

oh I'm at roundtable lol

I can come back

[wind axle]

I did some mimic gaming on krypted

And got backstabbed as a bush

[smoky matrix]

HAH

[vestal ember]

lf1 red sign

[wind axle]

Tis down

[golden mica]

WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD CAELID

[vestal ember]

ive sat at the site 2 times trying to summon you

[smoky matrix]

welcome to caelid

[vestal ember]

kill it by the tail with ur uchigatana

[wind axle]

Welcome to florida

[smoky matrix]

we hope you enjoy your stay

[vestal ember]

and use a gold foot for extra runes

[golden mica]

"by the tail" MF he moving

[vestal ember]

oops wrong dragon

[golden mica]

I know the one you're talking about lol

[wind axle]

WHY DO I ONLY BECOME A STATUE

[vestal ember]

😭

[wind axle]

Ggs lmfao

[vestal ember]

that sword sucks

[wind axle]

Moonveil is stupid

[signal seal]

krypted you got any tips for Malenia?

[vestal ember]

mimic tear

[signal seal]

hellll no

[vestal ember]

bloodhound's step

[signal seal]

i'm going to enjoy this fight

[wind axle]

Black Knife Tiche

[vestal ember]

stagger her with colossal weapons

[signal seal]

i've been working on parrying her, i've riposted her twice in a row without taking damage

[vestal ember]

shes really easy to stagger

[wind axle]

Wait isn't she nakey in her 2nd phase

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-aoogah-awoogah-awooga-love-gif-19805850

[wind axle]

Malenussy

Wait that just looks like male pussy

[vestal ember]

i forgor to change my great rune

[signal seal]

does it even matter if you don't have a rune arc active?

[bitter heath]

[smoky matrix]

MAN

that gravity attack hurts

you have so much cool stuff I have never seen

[vestal ember]

no but why wouldnt you want one active at all times

[wind axle]

There's a lot of cool spells in elden ring

Some are downright stupid tho

[signal seal]

how do you have so many?

[vestal ember]

dont die

[signal seal]

i mean my low level invader has like 60

[wind axle]

Lf1 host of fingers

[vestal ember]

i also get summoned a lot for blues

and help kill bosses

[signal seal]

me in a nutshell moments after using a rune arc

[wind axle]

Where do you go for blues I've never gotten summoned as one

[vestal ember]

nowhere, someone just has to be invaded and hope rng chooses you

[smoky matrix]

that's fucked up frost

[wind axle]

Ez seppuku

[smoky matrix]

that was bullying

[signal seal]

i don't like being a blue because the invader is usually ganked before i spawn in

[wind axle]

Fucking deleted LMAOOOO

[golden mica]

how the fuck did I jumpscare even when a had a message warning me in advance

[wind axle]

Gg lemur

[smoky matrix]

gg gg

[smoky matrix]

man does not care

[thin kelp]

free game

[golden mica]

he's straight up botting his twitch views, I got the same DM from a diff account

[vestal ember]

can someone summon me i want to test some spells 🙂

[smoky matrix]

I'm done for now, need to go watch a lecture

[golden mica]

bruh how are people getting in there

[vestal ember]

ggs

[smoky matrix]

gg

every time we fought you used new cool spells

[vestal ember]

🙂

[signal seal]

you'll find out keep going

[smoky matrix]

I feel like I am missing so much cool stuff by using only big sword

def gonna have to revisit

[vestal ember]

the spells im using need 60/70 int

and faith stuff

[smoky matrix]

I am not smart

[golden mica]

Lemur just wants to swing da sword

[vestal ember]

start leveling!!

[smoky matrix]

GEEZ

I am not even 70 lol

[golden mica]

GRASS>?!?

[wind axle]

Rune farmer moment

[vestal ember]

real

[smoky matrix]

I will rune farm after I beat the game

no farming until then

[golden mica]

I love this image

[smoky matrix]

its one of my favourites

[wind axle]

Ok I just got skill issued by krypted

Gg

[golden mica]

message: be wary of trap
ghost character: clearly pointing to spikes on floor
Me: walks over it anyway and gets poisoned

[wind axle]

Michael why are you like this

[golden mica]

bruh poison is so overpowered

lf cure

[vestal ember]

gg

[wind axle]

Use an antidote

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

I just use the incantation

[wind axle]

Lf fun

[smoky matrix]

super convenient

[wind axle]

I just use the flame cleanse incantation yeah

[golden mica]

where obtain?!?

[wind axle]

Crafting items in this game is stinky

[sharp vale]

Guys

[vestal ember]

lf memory slots

[vestal ember]

craft them nerd

[sharp vale]

How do get down there

[smoky matrix]

try jumping

[wind axle]

not from there

[sharp vale]

Duh

[wind axle]

youre welcome

[sharp vale]

That's what the tricky messages say you harlot

[golden mica]

literally just wasted 3 pots on this one trap I really gotta get me some antis

[sharp vale]

They're basically useless

Find yourself a flask of wonderous physick

And then go hunt down all the minor erdtrees

[wind axle]

michael ping me if you need help with gael tunnel for funny sword

[smoky matrix]

semp talk to the funny guy at the round table with a thing around his neck and buy the incantation

only needs a tiny bit of faith and fp

[golden mica]

da mage, that's a thought

[wind axle]

i dont have anything else to do so ill prob just lie down and watch funny video

[sharp vale]

Speaking of flasks

How do upgrade wonderous flasks

[smoky matrix]

can't afaik

[sharp vale]

Fair

[smoky matrix]

just get more things to mix in

[sharp vale]

Seems op

Wonderous flasks op

The Regen abilities last an incredibly long time

You can wait through your entire health bar when you get attack and not have to use a normal heal

[golden mica]

chatbox I pulled a lever in the dungeon, if I go back to a grace, will it stay open

[smoky matrix]

yes

[sharp vale]

At least for me anyways because I don't spec into vitality

[vestal ember]

wonderous flask mix in the one that completely removes fp consumption and use comet azure

[golden mica]

oki good, I will go regen my pots

[wind axle]

yes

[sharp vale]

FP is useless anyways

Time to log off elden ring for da night

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[sharp vale]

No but seriously

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

How do I get down there in the river area

[wind axle]

post map

[vestal ember]

fp is not useless

sorceries run the game 😭

[wind axle]

even moonveil needs fp

[sharp vale]

I don't do sorceries losers

I don't use fp

[vestal ember]

L

[sharp vale]

Except for maybe quickstep which is basically useless too

[vestal ember]

missing out

[wind axle]

Melee-only

[vestal ember]

lemur jump incident

[sharp vale]

Melees only shawty

I'm 12+ into my hook claws

Next weapons im gonna start leveling is my sweet sweet beloved CLAYMORE

I loved it in DS3

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

Chaos claymore? Cheff's kiss

https://tenor.com/view/pacha-perfect-emperors-new-groove-very-good-gif-5346522

[smoky matrix]

you have so much more health than me holy

[wind axle]

How about you make some clay with more bitches

[sharp vale]

When the weapon (claymore) scaling is just right

[smoky matrix]

no wonder it felt like my jump attack was weak compared to frost

[wind axle]

Krypted has 99 vigor 💀

[vestal ember]

but casting in elden ring is so clean

[smoky matrix]

my jump on you did like half health, did only like 1/5 on him

[sharp vale]

Lemur out here tryna roleplay gutts like "CLANG CLANG CLANG"

[smoky matrix]

I am reading berserk as we speak :>

[wind axle]

Can you put seppuku on greatswords

[smoky matrix]

dunno

[wind axle]

[smoky matrix]

is it an ash of war?

[vestal ember]

its exclusive to rivers of blood

[vital roost]

heard my name

[smoky matrix]

@mild crystal GOD I hate that question

I actually have no idea which one it would be

[mild crystal]

i just need answers!

[vital roost]

defo doors

[sharp vale]

I am not surprised that the gutts sword is in elden ring

[vital roost]

easily doors

[sharp vale]

It's in literally every fromsoft game

[wind axle]

No it not

[golden mica]

pretty

[wind axle]

Seppuku is the one where you stab yourself to do more bleed

[mild crystal]

i think wheels

[sharp vale]

Beg someone to buy you elden ring rn whore

[wind axle]

Those help you see if you did by falling

[sharp vale]

NEES

[vital roost]

pretty much everything with wheels has doors, + doors are on buildings

[sharp vale]

NEED NEED NEED

[vestal ember]

i wouldnt know because i keep killing ||giant|| before going to church

[wind axle]

oh my fujcing god you can

[smoky matrix]

the criteria for what counts as a door is very loosely defined and I think doors might win out of you push the boundaries a bit

[sharp vale]

SHOW ME THE LOCATION ON THE MAP WHORE

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

you can put seppuku on greatswords

[wind axle]

you can dual wield seppuku greatswords this is fucking nuts

[vestal ember]

location of

[smoky matrix]

can't put it on ugs though

[vital roost]

i don't know, i wouldn't have anyone to talk with and i wouldn't want to talk in here abt elden ring

[sharp vale]

Rune farm

[vestal ember]

siofra river

[sharp vale]

Sounds like an EXCUSE

[sharp vale]

SO I CANT USE IT ON MY CLAWS

NOOOOO

[smoky matrix]

no

[wind axle]

Mohgwyn Palace rightmost grace

[smoky matrix]

and I can't use it on my big sword

[vital roost]

[void slate]

Do you have claws? @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Yes

[wind axle]

It works on bigsword

[golden mica]

killed him damageless

[smoky matrix]

not on bigger sword

[golden mica]

summoning + magic is so unfair

[smoky matrix]

colossal weapons excepted

[wind axle]

Nutty

[sharp vale]

Summoning is for pussies

[wind axle]

I didn't know about summoning when I did Gael tunnel

[sharp vale]

Unless there's a hard boss in which case, go hard

[wind axle]

Also I was level 12 💀

[sharp vale]

LOL

Is gael tunnel a reference to dark souls?

[golden mica]

THIS ISN'T THE MOONVEIL!?!?!?

[vestal ember]

yes

[smoky matrix]

just summon a mimic tear and let the game play itself

[sharp vale]

I haven't come across it

[wind axle]

I fuckin bumrushed moonveil

[wind axle]

It's under the caelid limgrave border

[vestal ember]

@golden mica go get the easy mode sword

sword of night and flame

[wind axle]

That's not Gael tunnel 💀

[smoky matrix]

is that the soulstream sword

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

Kamehameha sword

[golden mica]

[sharp vale]

Guys look

[vestal ember]

comet azure but better

[sharp vale]

So the moonlight great sword is in every dark souls game right

But is it in elden ring?

[wind axle]

GAEL TUNNEL NOT GAOL CAVE

MICHAEL

[smoky matrix]

michael read challenge

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

THERE'S A GAEL TUNNEL AND GAOL CAVE WITHIN CAELID!?!?

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FROST HAVING ZOOMER BRAIN

[wind axle]

MICHAEL

[smoky matrix]

you have boomer brain

[sharp vale]

Where do get me need

[vestal ember]

tied to ending

[wind axle]

caria manor

[sharp vale]

Show me

[golden mica]

💀 mfw

[vestal ember]

1 second

[wind axle]

mfw old

[sharp vale]

Where caria manor

[sharp vale]

No fucking way

[wind axle]

oh

[sharp vale]

You're lying

[wind axle]

i thought you were talkin bout night/flame lmao

[golden mica]

@vestal ember level suggestions?!?
https://i.imgur.com/34DaWI5.jpeg

[wind axle]

yeah thats tied to ranni's quest

[sharp vale]

No I was

[smoky matrix]

not vigor

[vestal ember]

oh

[sharp vale]

YOU'RE LYING