dude cannot even go on the offensive
#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
thin kelp
thin kelp
actual sweat lmaooo
hushed hazel
if i get invaded i literally just whip out moonveil and frost magic
they either ragequit or get frostbite and die
thin kelp
youre the reason why i never turned on invades in dark souls
hushed hazel
i actively invade to farm rune arcs
hushed hazel
i need them for the endgame boss fights man
the godrick’s rune health buff is nutty
thin kelp
i wonder whats gonna happen when u finally perfect it
does a piece of you die knowing youll never go further
or do you just start another build lmao
vital roost
yeah i might give it a try, heard nothing but good things abt it, however like i said i’m broke so it’ll be something i do in a bit
although i’m abt to be making actual money soon so
thin kelp
just be unbroke
hushed hazel
or do you just start another build lmao
i’ve already switched up
vital roost
bope™️
hushed hazel
i was originally zoro with 2 uchigatanas with blood slash
but it go so boring because everything would just die to bleed instantly
so then i switched to Bolt of Gransax or whatever and had some shield/spear fun until that also got boring
hushed hazel
now i’m on magic for a bit, then i’ma try out str
sadly i was a moron and got rid of my radahn reflection
hushed hazel
nah str is better than dex and magic
magic is brainless except for 2 weapons and dex is just ‘attack boss until blood loss damage’
smoky matrix
I love big sword but it's so underwhelming compared to magic
hushed hazel
at late game str can get kinda funny
hushed hazel
you can get a shield and i think a greataxe from a tree sentinel typa guy
they are very funny
the shield especially
it does so much damage that you can literally use it as a primary weapon
golden mica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx-qiCIwZaQ
People should watch this video tbh
it's a masterpiece of editing
hushed hazel
michael you should fight tree sentinel off spawn
smoky matrix
That would be funny I think
golden mica
michael you should fight tree sentinel off spawn
golden mica
michael you should fight tree sentinel off spawn
the video I linked is the EXACT reason why I will not do that
hushed hazel
wait i forgot u dont spawn with a horse
golden mica
please watch it 
I beg
hushed hazel
ok i will watch
golden mica
my man
hushed hazel
bro he just jumps off a cliff straight into water 💀
golden mica
hushed hazel
HES FIGHTING AGHEEL WITHOUT A HORSE 💀💀
void slate
Semipaternal <3
hushed hazel
this poor man
golden mica
Semipaternal <3
golden mica
HES FIGHTING AGHEEL WITHOUT A HORSE 💀💀
You're not even at the best bit yet
willow cave
anyone live in finland here? i need help with somthing
hushed hazel
You're not even at the best bit yet <:PepeLaugh:621872235522818075>
now i am
golden mica
hushed hazel
miyazaki hardcore trolled this man
golden mica
oh no, he's just stubborn 
golden mica
did you kill him on your first blind playthrough on an unlevelled char?
void slate
bro the horse guy isnt even that hard
Horse guys are tight
thin kelp
no, i havent killed him at all. i havent played elden ring
golden mica
this is why I flame you
void slate
What does flame someone mean. Does that mean setting them on fire?
thin kelp
flame these nuts, then theyll be roasted enough to eat
golden mica
actually that's not true, I flame you cause you lied through your teeth in our first interaction
thin kelp
about what
golden mica
solo flawless prophecy
thin kelp
hushed hazel
did you kill him on your first blind playthrough on an unlevelled char?
i actually killed him as soon as i got torrent
void slate
golden mica
IM JUST SAYIN
hushed hazel
he actually killed it
thin kelp
LITERALLY DMD YOU
golden mica
i actually killed him as *soon* as i got torrent
I have no idea with torrent is 
hushed hazel
I have no idea with torrent is <a:CatJam:741068157552296050>
horse
void slate
Guys I made some oatmeal in the microwave
hushed hazel
Guys I made some oatmeal in the microwave
i made cheese in the toaster
thin kelp
nice
golden mica
LITERALLY DMD YOU
yes, with a random user's name as proof to which I replied that I'm gladd and you deleted it all
golden mica
thin kelp
yes, with a random user's name as proof to which I replied that I'm gladd <:KEKW...
how would i delete your messages too
golden mica
your msgs you numpty
go scroll up in our DMs, you deleted all your excuses
part of me wants to watch some beginner elden ring videos, part of me wants to just blind it 
vital roost
blind blind blind
void slate
Blind it and then watch videos
thin kelp
if i said id run solo flawless prophecy again just to show u, you'd probably say yes huh
hushed hazel
<:ResidentSleeper:467134969295405058>
samurai = easy early game melee W and high base stats (and best dex wep + cool armour)
play it blind but if you get stuck for more than 2 hrs on something watch a video / guide
otherwise it becomes unfun
i was running around for 4 hours trying to find smithing stones
golden mica
<:TE_ResidentSleeper:559796836295114765> if i said id run solo flawless prophecy...
do it with heir like you said originally and then I'd leave it 
signal seal
can any elden ring gamers on PC help me mule a weapon? i'll reward you with stuff you want
golden mica
samurai = easy early game melee W and high base stats (and best dex wep + cool a...
Samurai 
thin kelp
do it with heir like you said originally and then I'd leave it <:ohisip:87468444...
bet bet
golden mica
Samurai <:peepoThink:586436411922710558> <a:mhmhmnoted:888414841579139102>
who is the magic boi, since I heard magic is gud too
hushed hazel
faith is confessor (lightning stuff at end game)
magic is astrologer i believe?
i forgot what str is i think hero
smoky matrix
hero and vagabond
hushed hazel
yea magic is astrologer @golden mica
you start with 2 spells and decently high int/mana
signal seal
where my elden bros at i need to move a item between characters 
smoky matrix
vagabond has 2 less strength than hero but a little more vigor and dex
signal seal
i need help
hushed hazel
where my elden bros at i need to move a item between characters <:Sadd:874562304...
which item 
golden mica
i need help
#eldenringlfg
hushed hazel
do u want mine
golden mica
signal seal
you would GIVE me yours? i'll give you something
signal seal
huh
hushed hazel
do you have a spare moonveil
signal seal
yes
hushed hazel
ok bet
signal seal
i'm going to DM you
hushed hazel
let me turn my elden ring on
exotic leaf
hi bingy 
acoustic lion
Lf1m looking for a drippy hunter to help me with cinematics dm
hushed hazel
@thin kelp i have moonveil zoro build now
signal seal
hi bingy <:s_yunoko_froggielove:824795968591364096>
Lew 👋
Sky the MVP traded me a gransax for a moonveil 🙂
hushed hazel
time to upgrade and then bully some dudes in pvp
hushed hazel
need to kill 3 chickens for 40k runes tho
golden mica
vital roost
so close
patent delta
@strange osprey lol
golden mica
@vital roost
vital roost
hi 
smoky matrix
https://i.imgur.com/PsheBlJ.png
<:PauseChamp:813218998262693899>
so close so close
golden mica
hushed hazel
michael ill beat tree sentinel for you!!
smoky matrix
tree sentinel not bad once you get torrent
signal seal
https://i.imgur.com/PsheBlJ.png
<:PauseChamp:813218998262693899>
OH NO NO NO NO
Michael is playing a new game
golden mica
I will beat tree sentinel myself after I overlevel x100!
smoky matrix
just hit and run
golden mica
I still don't get what horse has to do with beating big angry horse boi
signal seal
he gets you away quickly
hushed hazel
you can just run away from his attacks
go back to him and hit once or twice and run
smoky matrix
he has a horse and you don't: hard to run and move
signal seal
horsey is nice for meteor and healing
smoky matrix
you have a horse: easier to run and move
signal seal
but i prefer to attack on foot
vital roost
<a:peepoWaveFlamingo:762699266127822879>
we shall talk later 
hushed hazel
i fought draconic sentinel on foot
smoky matrix
I prefer on foot combat more yeah
horseback kinda clunky somehow, but its def useful
hushed hazel
does anyone know where to get 2 somber stone 5s
smoky matrix
does that giant not sell them?
hushed hazel
he sells up to 4
golden mica
does anyone know where to get 2 somber stone 5s
over there
smoky matrix
ah
signal seal
i fought draconic sentinel on foot
you have to before Blackblade
hushed hazel
and i bought them all anyway
smoky matrix
I know there's a bell bearing for 5
hushed hazel
the giant mountains?
smoky matrix
yeah
hushed hazel
oh nice im about to go there
void slate
How are you this fine day?
hollow marten
poggies
velvet quest
smoky matrix
radahn's so aids
welcome
velvet quest
<a:AA_Bye:848470658085552188>
Do not refer to me here anymore please thanks
I will no longer be here
smoky matrix
also Nyx your pfp and banner are always so aesthetic I love it
smoky matrix
I will no longer be here
@velvet quest
velvet quest
smoky matrix
you've changed the world twice now this is unacceptable
quick hearth
also Nyx your pfp and banner are always so aesthetic I love it
ty 
sharp vale
Alright guys
I have been fucking around in elden ring hard assing everything there is
I finally decided to spend all my souls and am merely level 41
Beat two of the main bosses and a shit ton of other side bosses, what do next
Someone tell me what I should explore next
signal iris
@velvet questwtf why u unfriend me?
sharp vale
Raya Lucaria area
Already ran through raya lucaria but I might as well go through it again bc I got destroyed there at level 20
sharp vale
The academy
What academy
OHH
Mf I thought raya lucaria was the underground open world area where the skybox looks like stars
signal seal
level 20 is pretty low and the crayfish are literally spec ops snipers
sharp vale
I already killed the moon lady
signal seal
break the seal and explore that
sharp vale
The first two main bosses aren't godrick and moon lady?
signal seal
oh then go to Raya
sharp vale
Raya lucaria
signal seal
or Remmi or whatever and do her quest
signal seal
the wiki is really good for that
sharp vale
Have you beat the boss at the bestiary?
sharp vale
the wiki is really good for that
I don't want to use outside sources
I'll use outside sources before the final bosses
signal seal
i've beat most of the bosses
sharp vale
That way I can run around collecting secret weapons and what not
And then fully leveling em for the boss fight
Y'know this is gonna sound like a bad take but I really wished that elden ring would've been a live service game
I love dark souls so much but I hate how it's limited to only what you get for the time being
fickle sentinel
@trail citrus
trail citrus
funny rule 1 moment
signal iris
it's not a fromsoft game if there isn't at least 1 area like this
shut sun
Anyone in here like cats?
fickle sentinel
ayo why you got antlers
signal iris
bc they look rly cool?
fickle sentinel
fair enough I suppose
hollow marten
Send
signal seal
sweet cat
hollow marten
OMG
shut sun
What’s a good name?
shut sun
He’s very calm. He loves to cuddle and sleep with my dog
hollow marten
Wowow
signal seal
post another picture
hollow marten
Ummm I'll think on a name
signal seal
doggo
shut sun
3 legged black lab ❤️
hollow marten
Aww
signal seal
did you make him a peg leg?
hollow marten
My neighbors had one like that that passed away a few days ago :(
shut sun
did you make him a peg leg?
Lol
Oh also my cat really likes the smell of weed for some reason. 😂
He always wants to sniff it. 😂😂😂💀
desert pilot
he wants to get high wit u
shut sun
On jah.
signal iris
@signal seali cannot progress the volcano manor quests bc i went too far into the story
F
i cannot do this one
signal seal
oofta mega rip
speaking of you just reminded me i think i screwed up and forgot to get invaded by dung eater
signal iris
i opened the door but left him alone bc i didn't start rya's quest
thin kelp
hollow marten
how
idle steeple
t
shut sun
LOL
hollow marten
I honestly can't think of anything
somber anvil
Real
wind axle
Damn I'm actually boutta finish elden ring
I've only got Elden Beast left as main boss
This shit fuckin sucks tho no lie I physically cannot see anything during this fight
smoky matrix
I've heard mostly good things about it but I've never played it
stone shore
Why does it say im NA when i should be EU?
smoky matrix
role machine broke
signal iris
is it fun?
yes
wind axle
Already killed malenia
signal iris
malenia main boss
i will have no chance against her bc i'm a dual wielder
wind axle
And mohg
wind axle
i will have no chance against her bc i'm a dual wielder
Bloodhounds step
vestal ember
average elden ring enjoyer
vestal ember
Rune farm?
wind axle
Pog
hallow perch
Sup everyone
vestal ember
what bird one
wind axle
Yeah that one go hard
vestal ember
also do you have the bolt of gransax and devourer's scepter?
wind axle
I have both I think yeah
Need it for the achievement? I can lend it but I'll need em back
Tryna make a red lightning build
vestal ember
yes will need to lend real quick
void slate
Oggers
wind axle
@vestal ember loggin on rn, where do you wanna meet
vestal ember
<@84769824718200832> loggin on rn, where do you wanna meet
password is P
vestal ember
leave
wind axle
O
golden mica
Didn't get a single hit on the scripted death boss, good start
void slate
password is P
Password is too short
vestal ember
brb with them
wind axle
Alr
wind axle
Didn't get a single hit on the scripted death boss, good start
L
How long do you need to borrow em for?
vestal ember
not long
wind axle
Aight
vestal ember
just making them +10 for you
wind axle
Oh shit thanks
void slate
How are you this fine day
void slate
How are you this fine day
I'm fine
wind axle
vestal ember
rip my boy
wind axle
How are you this fine day
I'm doing quite poggers
wind axle
rip my boy
Kinda wanna rematch no lie
vestal ember
i was not trying
vestal ember
yer
wind axle
Game bad
vestal ember
i was not expecting that at all
wind axle
I go kill elden beast now
vestal ember
lemme join
vestal ember
signs down by boss
wind axle
Pogging
signal iris
radahn
vestal ember
radahn coolest fight idgaf
vestal ember
signal iris
radahn coolest fight idgaf
now that's an avengers level threat
signal iris
lightning spear my beloved
what level are u?
vestal ember
connection error moment
wind axle
Epic game crash
vestal ember
lightning spear my beloved
what level are u?
level 403
that was some monster hunter level shit
wind axle
Rune farm ez
signal iris
i still have hero runes, but i don't use them
vestal ember
simply become a blue knight like me
signal iris
bad at pvp
wind axle
Ic
wind axle
Yeah radagon is cringe I can't be bothered
Shoulda just ended the game at Godfrey lmao
Epic connection error?
vestal ember
good game
wind axle
Real
God dammit I think I have to restart my game it stopped recognizing my controller input
Fuck
cold nebula
Hello
wind axle
Hello
cold nebula
Can I terrorize your DMs again?
vestal ember
which
wind axle
What's the 2nd
cold nebula
vestal ember
wind axle
Oh it's that one
vestal ember
get the boss to chase you in a straight line lol
golden mica
Chat if you're wondering how my elden ring experience is going, this sums it up
wind axle
Got his ass
vestal ember
huge
wind axle
Elden Beast down baby let's fucking go
vestal ember
i was about to put on a full comet azure nuke build
wind axle
Real
vestal ember
pvp !?
signal iris
wind axle
"0 easy modes"
Night/flame or comet azur
Mimic tear/black knife riche
Shields 
amber wigeon
somber anvil
@amber wigeon 
amber wigeon
hello
cold nebula
Hey
lament egret
thick orbit
quiet night
void slate
signal iris
"0 easy modes"
Night/flame or comet azur
Mimic tear/black knife riche
Shields <:...
still requires skill
i dont use shields on elden ring tho lol
might have used one for a bit near the start, but idk
bitter lintel
why not use shields
thick orbit
@void slate best sims in your opinion
For me it's either 2 or 3, thinking 3 is better then 2 nowadays
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long tundra
Rankbot is wrong, can't change tags at the moment
south citrus
ok thanks
golden mica
okay 2h down, time for a break, still very bad at game, still very confused, I need objectives 
but it's somewhat fun?! @smoky matrix
turbid igloo
BRO i cant make an account in the star wars the old republic thingy
signal iris
why not use shields
idk, i overused them in dark souls and it's kinda meh
void slate
<@548216676676534293> best sims in your opinion
2 is probably the best content wise but has some game breaking bugs, sims 3 is good but it's not 64 bit.
thick orbit
Yee
There is a new sims type game coming out paralives
Just think its good since sims will finally have a competitor if it is good 
mild crystal
bruh omg i got to a party at 12:20 ish pm , now its 10 pm and i just went home
golden mica
His attacks are very weirdly telegraphed 
smoky matrix
okay 2h down, time for a break, still very bad at game, still very confused, I n...
density players when they don't have a waypoint 
hardy mesa
man 2 years ago today...
golden mica
density players when they don't have a waypoint <:omori_afraid:84707055223767042...
true
I almost want to start again to make a mage build, but i'm 2h deep so probably not
I just... dont' use my bow at all as a samurai
thick orbit
density players when they don't have a waypoint <:omori_afraid:84707055223767042...
don't let em play morrowind they are gonna have to read text to know where to go~!
smoky matrix
I almost want to start again to make a mage build, but i'm 2h deep so probably n...
the game is very flexible with how you spec
you can just put points into what you want, the starting class isn't a game changer outside of gear and some stat difs, you can still build for what you want
and later in the game you unlock the ability to completely respec
lucid sigil
Where waypoint
lucid sigil
Just think its good since sims will finally have a competitor if it is good <:Pr...
looks meh imo, very cartoony and indie
thick orbit
looks meh imo, very cartoony and indie
I think it will be good tbh, think they are going to have a workshop, also looked at their planned features after release seems interesting
shell panther
I almost want to start again to make a mage build, but i'm 2h deep so probably n...
2 hours is literally nothing
golden mica
2 hours is literally nothing
that's 2h I'd have to do again
shell panther
well the second big boss unlocks a npc that can respec your points
desert pilot
that's 2h I'd have to do again <:PepeHands:443171107194011650>
too real
safe walrus
2hours 
ive been playing for 60+ and im still not done with my firat run of elden ring
sharp vale
Ez
sharp vale
Chat if you're wondering how my elden ring experience is going, this sums it up
Parry this, casual
elder spindle
Is there any way to change my region role?
sharp vale
Prisoner best class
Tf you mean? The wretch best class
vital roost
Is there any way to change my region role?
no
move to na so it’s correct or else the bot is gonna kick u
desert pilot
i dont want to live in NA 
vital roost
well yours says eu so you’re okay
desert pilot
bullet dodged
sharp vale
i dont want to live in NA <a:Sponge3D:945219498317864960>
I do
Imagine living in a country without muscle cars
desert pilot
we have muscle cars
cold nebula
Hello
vital roost
hi moon
cold nebula
what's upp 🙂
desert pilot
i got out of school an hour ago and im still not home
vital roost
where are you?
desert pilot
still on the bus
vital roost
just a long bus ride or
desert pilot
public transportation is so useful
desert pilot
just a long bus ride or
no i transfered
vital roost
thankfully i lived close enough to my school that i usually just rode my bike or drove myself
vital roost
i need to bike more
desert pilot
but i live so far away from my current school its impossible
vital roost
maybe i’ll buy one this summer
vital roost
but i live so far away from my current school its impossible
:((
desert pilot
biking on a cool summer night might be my favourite thing ever
desert pilot
so quiet and relaxing
desert pilot
yeah
cold nebula
also i like your pfp
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
vital roost
like in middle school when no one cared what i did
cold nebula
I woke up without working internet. And I could not tether my phone to the PC
vital roost
good times
desert pilot
those days are over now so we have to make even better memories now
cold nebula
So I had to drive to the office
vital roost
I woke up without working internet. And I could not tether my phone to the PC
annoying:( did you ever figure out why?
cold nebula
Yes, some maniac set on fire a connector base in my hood
I called my provider they are still working on it
desert pilot
oh man
runic helm
Fun
runic helm
They better
cold nebula
They are fixing it for the entire neighborhood ahaha
I hope all is fixed till end of my workday, otherwise will be a sad evening
cold nebula
I can't even watch TV cause tv comes trough LAN as well
I will probably paint some warhammer models thou
lament egret
any ror2 gamers
cold nebula
ror2?
quick hearth
any ror2 gamers
Maybe when I muster enough motivation to play a new game 
hard spindle
Tf you mean? The wretch best class
Prisoner 
vital roost
any ror2 gamers
do u want me to come carry u in risk of rain
lament egret
do u want me to come carry u in risk of rain
im playing railgunner 
lament egret
pog
sharp vale
Prisoner <:FeelsCringeMan:585569606702202896>
I used wretch
sharp vale
do u want me to come carry u in risk of rain
Can u carry me to heaven shawty
hard spindle
I used wretch
U also suck
sharp vale
U also suck
I'm good at the game
hard spindle
🧢
cold nebula
vital roost
@lament egret hi sorry i just got on
lament egret
alright gimme a sec
signal iris
His attacks are very weirdly telegraphed <a:pepeHand:657278324615151628>
tru, i never tried to parry on this game
and i hate enemies with spears/lances
signal iris
I used wretch
me 2
base stats 10 and rl1
wind axle
Parrying in elden ring kinda dookie
Just use a 100 phys negation shield, works way better
sharp vale
Just use a 100 phys negation shield, works way better
That's for pussies
wind axle
I am pussies
sharp vale
I am pussies
Wuss
cold nebula
Oh how I wish for
grizzled ether
@hardy mesaNapoleon Dynamite
leaden forge
It’s kinda crazy to think that if everyone in here donated $5 to you you would be a millionaire
near hill
It’s kinda crazy to think that if everyone in here donated $5 to you you would b...
This is how pyramid schemes get started
leaden forge
Lollll
vital roost
skill issue the discord mod
everyone point at him and laugh
grizzled ether
This is how pyramid schemes get started
short idol
everyone point at him and laugh
i would ping him but i cant find the @
vital roost
@barren dagger
grizzled ether
barren dagger
<@!812142215223574548>
hello
barren dagger
earnest aurora
Im back and bored
somber anvil
Discord mod
hollow marten
earnest aurora
o-o
signal iris
everyone point at him and laugh
i will make u a mod in my server just to make everyone laught at u
hardy mesa
pinged
hardy mesa
<@!78655795457167360>Napoleon Dynamite
shut fuck up
lament egret
lucid sigil
vital roost
this is taken out of context
void slate
@vital roost 🤧
vital roost
<@291322462950391828> 🤧
bless u
vital roost
I have clovis 19
so sad :(
void slate
Being sad is tight
cold nebula
Can't wait to see Sabaton live this summer
somber anvil
lucid sigil
<:nekopat:863016619599986709>
rancid shell
mild crystal
^
bold forum
bitter heath
Can't wait to see Sabaton live this summer
I'd love to see alestorm live, sabaton sounds like it'd be cool but alestorm sounds like it'd be fun with all the drinking they normally do
but alas, I dont think they're coming to perth anytime soon
hollow marten
Happy mondee
bitter heath
I am going to see smith street band in october though
cold nebula
I'd love to see alestorm live, sabaton sounds like it'd be cool but alestorm sou...
I seen them both on one stage, Alestorm where warming up for them
naive spade
hey thats ror2
sharp vale
She/her
cold nebula
Were they drinking as much as I've heard they do?
On Stage, i don';t remember, I just remember it wa awesome
bitter heath
I assume because they're all Australian bands plus I live right near the city tame impala is from
sharp vale
@red cloak WHERE r u
bitter heath
Doing child things probably yeetim
sharp vale
<@510980795276591115> WHERE r u
Yeah just like peter Scully is from Australia
bitter heath
The child rapist?
void slate
What's going on
sharp vale
The child rapist?
Correct
bitter heath
No idea, yeetim randomly brought up a pedophile for zero reason
pseudo stone
so there i was
sharp vale
Y'all want to see a 10/10 car picture?
void slate
Yeetim @sharp vale wtf
bitter heath
Nope, couldn't care less
void slate
Could've cared less
sharp vale
No idea, yeetim randomly brought up a pedophile for zero reason
Idk you said Australia and idk why I got randomly reminded of that case
cold nebula
I only ever really get psychedelic rock bands here
😦 Now when I remembered I seen Sabaton Twice, first with Hammerfall and then with Alestorm
bitter heath
I've never gone to see any bands live, Smith Street band will be my first
vital roost
<@510980795276591115> WHERE r u
he’s in class rn
sharp vale
he’s in class rn
Can I be in ur class
vital roost
<@291322462950391828> I LOVE YOU
feeling is not requited i’m sorry
cold nebula
I've never gone to see any bands live, Smith Street band will be my first
Why? They don't tour around?
sharp vale
feeling is not requited i’m sorry
:(
vital roost
bitter heath
Why? They don't tour around?
Uh, They don't do it often at the very least
sharp vale
<a:bwp:938627385639731200>
ASHYOO WITH THE FULL FEMBOY COSPLAY IN BANNER
bitter heath
Plus with covid everything has been fucky
sharp vale
HE'S GONE OFF THE EDGEE
signal iris
Haven't obtained it
neither, i just know it exists
bitter heath
Yeet that's been there for days
vital roost
ASHYOO WITH THE FULL FEMBOY COSPLAY IN BANNER
sharp vale
Yeet that's been there for days
Idk I've been busy
sharp vale
<:felixcool:767507928407474206>
Did you play too much elden ring,m
vital roost
i haven’t even bought elden ring
cold nebula
I feel tension here
pseudo stone
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
cold nebula
A lonely Moon
pseudo stone
come to butthead
somber anvil
@cold nebula 
cold nebula
<@292831228678373376> <a:SilverHugs:845798119853391872>
I love those emotes
somber anvil
Silver emotes are cute yes
somber anvil
Good day today im in a good mood wbu
red cloak
<@510980795276591115> WHERE r u
somber anvil
Neko ryf has appeared
red cloak
somber anvil
Henlo!
sick wyvern
Hi
red cloak
somber anvil
Hey i dont make the rules
lucid sigil
red cloak
If I die it’s gonna be because I rage so hard I have an aneurysm
somber anvil
Ryff you are not allowed to dieee
red cloak
stuff happens
somber anvil
Reee
red cloak
Sometimes elden ring pulls some nonsense
hollow marten
Hamen time
somber anvil
Hi repter
red cloak
Omg hi repter
hollow marten
Hi
sick wyvern
just keep grimble in lap, will take away the rage :P
somber anvil
Yo trur
red cloak
Repter where are my heirloom shards??
somber anvil
Tell kitten grimble to Comfort you
sick wyvern
ngl i read that as heroin shards at first...
somber anvil
💀
hollow marten
Wattson main
red cloak
That heirloom is no good tho
Honestly I know this is kinda a cringe opinion but I think wraiths is still the coolest
hollow marten
Bruh
red cloak
hollow marten
Revs is the coolest imo
hollow marten
Literally a massive scythe
hollow marten
@bitter heath
red cloak
Bloodhound heirloom skin is the best
It’s alright
hollow marten
It's mega mid
bitter heath
Go sleep @Zac#2834
Can't get to sleep for whatever reason
void slate
Revs is the coolest imo
You are the coolest
somber anvil
You dont
paper stump
ok then im from the na i guess?
dark shoal
sneed
somber anvil
Yup
somber anvil
This is america
void slate
This is america
This is Europe
sharp vale
<:slpyEZ:503676440932515871>
RYFFY ily
red cloak
Hi yeet
sharp vale
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh lord
red cloak
Uh
sharp vale
I've been raw dogging everything so far
red cloak
Do the quest the guy in front of the starting church gives you
Then kill the giant in the place that unlocks
sharp vale
38 hours into the game and I've barely even gotten into the 40's in terms of levels
red cloak
What bosses have you done
sharp vale
And I've been running around collecting runes and beating bosses I'm too underleveled to beat
sharp vale
What bosses have you done
The first main three progression bosses and like 15 other side bosses
red cloak
Ok
At this point your best rune farm is what I said earlier
Shoot giant, wait for it to fall and die, rest at grace, repeat
sharp vale
Shoot giant, wait for it to fall and die, rest at grace, repeat
I can just yeet the giant in a few seconds
I already know a good place for that
red cloak
sharp vale
I assumed there would be better alternatives
Like the DS3 fat golden angel knights with the serpent ring, the shield, and the back stab method to get more souls
Easy souls all day
bold forum
sick wyvern
Hi Kim
bronze plumeBOT
zeg#5416 has been warned
fleet phoenix
queen osprey
nobody plays wordle anymore
green mauve
void slate
Are nun chucks the weapon of choice for nuns
lament egret
chuck the nun
void slate
Finnish people when they realise they aren't real @desert pilot
void slate
i have no idea if im real
desert pilot
so true
jovial ravine
.
cold nebula
vestal ember
real
lethal prairie
nobody plays wordle anymore
I do!
cosmic atlas
okay, this is about as unrelated to the game as I could imagine, but is anyone here gifted at CAD/FEA?
atomic wharf
sharp sage
nobody plays wordle anymore
doesn't mean your not bad at it
hollow marten
swag
modest kraken
@dapper crag what do you need
On xbox rn
dapper crag
golden mica
@vestal ember I need your opinion
vestal ember
hi
cold nebula
leaden forge
Okay so earlier I mentioned how if everyone gave one person here $5 they would be a millionaire…. So if@you think about it…. Every single day we could all collectively make each other millionaires
vestal ember
ROLLED
golden mica
golden mica
ok, I spent like ~2h collecting some stuff for a mage-samurai build,
turns out my int was far too low
https://i.imgur.com/6mSlhFd.jpeg
idk how hard it is to farm runes at lvl 20, do I try farm however much I need to get to 18 int
or do I run it back
vestal ember
i can drop you some
signal seal
you should pump vigor for a bit first
signal seal
🙄
vestal ember
@golden mica go to church of elleh
signal seal
which staff
golden mica
full trav set, uchigatna +4, metorite staff, rock sling spell
golden mica
<@!155677488150740992> go to church of elleh
oh right about that, I'm also trapped in some description
vestal ember
wha
golden mica
nvm we ok
signal seal
clip is too long to post the whole thing but i also killed his phantoms first
golden mica
this mf looking like he's slain a god or two and I look like I've just came from the fields
https://i.imgur.com/rsLF2ZK.jpeg
signal seal
outback warrior
sharp vale
doesn't mean your not bad at it
Weren't you a mod?
vestal ember
wauby demoted !!!
sharp vale
Okay so earlier I mentioned how if everyone gave one person here $5 they would b...
Sounds like a Ponzi scheme
sharp vale
you should pump vigor for a bit first
Ain't no one need vigor
Sempiternal is just simply a Chad who dodges everything perfectly
Off topic d2pclfg chat has officially become elden ring pclfg chat
vestal ember
chad michael
i gave him 4 lords runes and he popped all 4 for 200k runes
and used only enough to level to 18 int
golden mica
you don't understand, that is peak chad
vestal ember
that is serious gigachad restraint
golden mica
leaden forge
Sounds like a Ponzi scheme
Sounds like genius
vestal ember
summon me in for your boss fights
sharp vale
and used only enough to level to 18 int
That's unchad
vestal ember
i will comet azure for you
leaden forge
Plus it wouldn’t have to be reported to the IRS
sharp vale
cheat via friends and become overlevelled?
Unchad semp behavior
vestal ember
everyone is cheating in the end game
sharp vale
everyone is cheating in the end game
.... Who?
vestal ember
like mr frost arrow farming a bird
sharp vale
I raw through all souls games
vestal ember
this is what he gets though
sharp vale
I literally underlevel through everything bc it makes me a better player
So when I inevitably become really good at reading the enemy telegraphed moves I just yeet them with max points in everything else except vigor
sharp vale
I'd be level 50 mid-end game and have only 20 vigor
golden mica
soft cap!?!? Density!?!?
vestal ember
pvp meta is SL 124
sharp vale
It's been like that for like every souls game
vestal ember
yes its nothing new
signal seal
Ain't no one need vigor
bro some of us aren't mages 😐
vestal ember
but the builds in the game are so much more enjoyable
sharp vale
bro some of us aren't mages 😐
Dex + strength main here loser
vestal ember
and flexible
signal seal
i'm 65 dex building on faith
vestal ember
bloodhounds step abusers??
signal seal
i'm at like 30 faith. just melee scales faster than incantations, and dex affects cast speed
sharp vale
I'm like 20-20 on both Dex and strength
signal seal
bruh
sharp vale
I've been obsessed with the dual claws
golden mica
Krypted would you believe me if I said I nearly lost it all already I'm very bad around cliffs
sharp vale
They're my favorite weapon in this game
signal seal
claws are dex though
vestal ember
i knew you would
sharp vale
I know
signal seal
i guess you can make them quality?
sharp vale
The bleed proc is insane
vestal ember
pepela he doesnt know
sharp vale
It makes every boss fight/every fight a cake walk
signal seal
bleed falls off later in the game on some bosses and enemies
vestal ember
rivers of blood same thing when they fix its arc scaling
signal seal
but it's really good early/mid
sharp vale
but it's really good early/mid
Exactly my point, but I'm hoping there's an imbuing portion to this game
Sorta like in dark souls you can make chaos weapons with the chaos stone etc
signal seal
like carthus rouge?
sharp vale
Unless there isn't a system like that
signal seal
yes you need ||wetstones|| to apply different types when you add ashes of war
vestal ember
whetstone
signal seal
i'm not sure where the bleed one is but it exists, as do the others, however there is no chaos in ER
sharp vale
like carthus rouge?
So the ashes of war in this game replace the stone system?
vestal ember
bleed is bloodflame or passive bleed
signal seal
yes
vestal ember
or blood grease
vestal ember
if only hand of malenia could have bloodhound's step
signal seal
is that the teleport sidestep?
signal seal
i haven't done Malenia, i'm near but I'm on ||Loretta the real one||
decided to stop there and make dinner
vestal ember
do you have mimic tear
vestal ember
omegalul
signal seal
i've cheesed nothing
vestal ember
i mimic teared on a boss and was buffing both of us
it comet azured the boss to death before i finished all my buffs
golden mica
something tells me I don't want to fuck with giant battleaxe winged lookin mf
vestal ember
bestial sanctum 
signal seal
yeah this is my 1st character and melee so I'm doing first playthrough with no cheese, etc.
i'd like to learn all the movesets for when tear etc gets nerfed
signal seal
something tells me I don't want to fuck with giant battleaxe winged lookin mf
that dude is reallllly strong
but
i think you can take him
vestal ember
something tells me I don't want to fuck with giant battleaxe winged lookin mf
go fw him
signal seal
make sure to clip it
vestal ember
try finger but hole
signal seal
Behold... dog
vestal ember
golden mica
those messages are hilarious
hey krypted, wtf is the key for unsheathe ability on mnk
golden mica
bing, I kid you not
signal seal
you don't have one do you
golden mica
I've literally never owned a console, I do not own a controller
cannot play elden on controller even if I wanted to
signal seal
i think souls games are easier on controller
but i mean people do use MKB so i'm sure you're fine
did you kill the gargoyle yet btw?
golden mica
no I didn't fw giant great axe
signal seal
it's made of foam it doesn't hurt
vestal ember
hey krypted, wtf is the key for unsheathe ability on mnk
hold e
wait unsheathe you need to two hand
then hold shift and either left or right click
golden mica
giant rock is nearly dead which totally isn't a dragon
https://i.imgur.com/51EmTaW.jpeg
sharp vale
@signal seal I have a question bing
Is there anything like the shield of want in elden ring?
Tfw the grass crest shield is literally a fuckin turtle shell in elden ring
golden mica
not even close
sharp vale
not even close <a:aomegablobsweats:552095198453432340>
Wtf is that sword
Looks like something a kid would draw
golden mica
run of the mill generic katana?
sharp vale
run of the mill generic katana?
Lame as FUCK
Guys wtf are those holes called again
The rings with the stone worms made of spheres surrounding em
signal seal
Is there anything like the shield of want in elden ring?
no
sharp vale
The ones where you enter it and it lets you fight a spirit
signal seal
evengoal
signal seal
Evangoal or evergoal or something google that you'll figure it out
signal seal
bro
sharp vale
Anyways
signal seal
i've done literally all of them i know what they're called 😐
sharp vale
I love those
sharp vale
i've done literally all of them i know what they're called 😐
I trust you
signal seal
Evergaol
sharp vale
Evergaol
Yes
Anyways
One of them dropped the sword of that one wannabe outrider knight mf
Which procs bleed and is Dex focused and I'm gonna main that for the second half of my playthrough
sharp vale
What was his name again
signal seal
godskin?
sharp vale
I just know he's an outrider knight ripoff
signal seal
godskin apostle
sharp vale
No?
signal seal
yeah not nearly as aggressive as an outrider knight
sharp vale
Nah
signal seal
those things are nasty
vital roost
hi bing hi yeet
signal seal
Ashyooo
sharp vale
It was like an outrider knight mixed with a Farron watchdog knight
signal seal
are you an Elden gamer yet Ash
signal seal