💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[normal fern]

What is this vibe

[signal iris]

i finally have clothes

[exotic leaf]

goddess

[hardy mesa]

oh my goodness gracious

[latent saffron]

indeed

[pure saddle]

L

cope

[visual vigil]

seethe

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo moment

[lament egret]

man i miss ashy

[thin kelp]

What happened? Banned?

[lament egret]

no he just isnt online rn

[sharp vale]

Ur banned

[teal temple]

ash...

[void slate]

Good morning

How are you

It's almost 5 am here, I saw an owl on my way

[random phoenix]

im pissed that is what i am

[teal temple]

life is good, just waiting until thursday to get paid then starting to save money for a trip eventually

[signal iris]

covered in blood

[vital roost]

hm?

[sharp vale]

Ashy ily

[vital roost]

i have bd now yeet

[sharp vale]

What's bd

[signal iris]

dn

[vital roost]

means i can see when you delete a message

[sharp vale]

Marry me already

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[exotic leaf]

go to bed

[signal iris]

@exotic leafi keep dying to margit LOL

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

he’s easy just roll into his attacks and side step

[lament egret]

hihi ashy

[vital roost]

hey

[signal iris]

he keeps jumping back when i try to attack

[sharp vale]

Ashy marry me when

[exotic leaf]

did u summon the sorcerer to use as a distraction

[signal iris]

at first, but now no

[exotic leaf]

his second phase

what level are you

[signal iris]

11

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848570452652982282/914927169979949096/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[sharp vale]

Claire sucks at souls games

[exotic leaf]

try again at 15

ive had server issues and haven’t been able to coop 🥺

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbychess-chess-cat-cat-chess-smart-cat-gif-23441191

[vital roost]

you don't want to marry me

[sharp vale]

You're right, I'm straight

[vital roost]

that probably plays into it

[void slate]

Hello pissed

@exotic leaf Good morning.

[exotic leaf]

hi 🅱️eter

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-chess-cat-cattitude-cat-cats-gif-17575140

he is an expert

[lament egret]

so true

[exotic leaf]

🅿️eter

[teal temple]

the cat putting it back is so cursed, it reminds me of veggie tails where they hold objects with no arms

https://tenor.com/view/spit-veggie-tales-gif-10987637

he is clearly a spitter

[lament egret]

left 4 dead 2 the spitter

[signal iris]

is it, chat?

[untold tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/veggietales-junior-asparagus-gulps-gulp-gulping-gif-19944724

[exotic leaf]

try finger but hole

[lament egret]

lew have u seen the turtle dog

[golden mica]

I went on a nostalgia trip, god some of these songs are old 💀

[exotic leaf]

you mean god

[lament egret]

🙏

[exotic leaf]

hehe yes i have

[lament egret]

i found this on google is this true

[golden mica]

Numb was 07 💀

[exotic leaf]

100% dog

[signal iris]

hand holding

i want her outfit

[lament egret]

murder

[signal iris]

no

[exotic leaf]

that’s mommy no

[signal iris]

she is pretty

[lament egret]

im mommy

[signal iris]

no

[exotic leaf]

goo goo gah gah

[quick crescent]

.

[velvet quest]

so are you

[signal iris]

cringe name

@exotic leafwhere the fuck did this come from?

[signal iris]

i have more stamina than hp LOL

nvm

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/veggietales-confused-shocked-in-shock-tomato-gif-16028926

is it possible to learn this power?

[void slate]

I saw an owl today

[thin kelp]

do this to me pls

[hazy nebula]

koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019

[thick orbit]

That right there should be a national holiday

[granite umbra]

my bus card read 13.37 haha funny number

[somber shale]

To any playing elden ring, do not olace your name "butter" since the game will censor the word "b u t t" to which it make name more offemsive.

[teal temple]

damn chat kinda... dead

[somber anvil]

[teal temple]

mfw nobody wana play amogus

[granite umbra]

[mental oyster]

waihow did u get that many

[velvet quest]

Stop being Tasso

[granite umbra]

stop me

🤤

[velvet quest]

[turbid igloo]

Greatest flexes
I have 3 10 year old pillows and 1 10 year old water bottle

[mild crystal]

mommy can i have cuddles

[lament egret]

of course you can

[mild crystal]

[bold forum]

[mild crystal]

[bold forum]

you

[granite umbra]

meow

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

is this a dog

[mild crystal]

yes

[lament egret]

omg

[mild crystal]

woof

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/nahobino-smtv-shin-megami-tensei-smt-growls-gif-23776016

[mild crystal]

[granite umbra]

[sacred oasis]

Persona 6 gif

[mental oyster]

U got that many from killing an invader?..

[signal seal]

i haven't been invaded yet 😦

idk how anything works

[signal iris]

a friend summoned me to give me clothes

we got invaded

[signal iris]

you need these to be able to summon others

well, players
you can see npc signs without them

[sacred oasis]

Are you able to touch grass in Elden Ring?

[signal iris]

yes

[sacred oasis]

Game of the decade

[signal seal]

i think i have them but i never get invaded

[signal iris]

i think you can only get invaded by a player if you summon another player

[signal iris]

you can ride horse

[sacred oasis]

Ok…that sold me

Buying it tomorrow….
Hopefully

[void slate]

@exotic leaf https://youtu.be/4Il5aZhYy8E

[somber shale]

Be warn thou. The elden ring pc got some stuterring issue in open world @sacred oasis

[sacred oasis]

Ah, welp

If only PS5s weren’t extinct

[teal temple]

good, shit tier game

[signal iris]

worth it tho

[sacred oasis]

[teal temple]

can't say d ead stiny in this chat

[signal iris]

fuck, i lost like 89k souls

[sacred oasis]

Beats grinding a game with guns and monsters

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/ian6CXeFUYc

[signal iris]

at first i thought the map was small, but it just keeps getting bigger lol

[teal temple]

elden ring sucks ass ngl, looks like a ps2 game but on pc with skyrim level playability

[queen osprey]

based

[signal iris]

time for crab

[teal temple]

the thing is i'm not even joking, the game literally looks like skyrim on the ps2

[velvet quest]

Based

[signal iris]

i see this as an absolute win

[teal temple]

subway

[signal iris]

nice dog

[restive orbit]

balls jaws

[teal temple]

balls jaws UwU

[restive orbit]

there is a message at every turtle/tortoise calling it a dog i swear lmao

[signal iris]

ahh, soulsbourne players

[teal temple]

@lament egret important news: local bunny cosplays breadloaf

[velvet quest]

Meow

[lament egret]

omg bnnuy

[mild crystal]

bnuy

[restive orbit]

comedy

[signal iris]

[restive orbit]

lmao, there it is

one of the thousands of people calling tortal dog

[granite umbra]

tort

[exotic sedge]

Well his statement is invalid if he can't speak proper English or formulate proper sentences. Teaches 'are' kids

[signal iris]

god, the crabs in this game are so weak

unlike dark souls iii

[signal seal]

what level are you

[signal iris]

57

[velvet quest]

What level are you

[lament egret]

DOG

[signal iris]

BRUH

[velvet quest]

Dead

[compact bane]

Interesting hint

[somber shale]

@signal iris one inch left

[teal temple]

good

now stay dead and play a different game

[thick orbit]

You took me by the hand and made me man

[somber anvil]

Ill take you by the hand

[thick orbit]

sheeesh

[raven belfry]

i like matrices

[thick orbit]

Should I keep as wallpaper?

[raven belfry]

thats a banger wallpaper

[somber anvil]

You are my wallpaper

[thick orbit]

[amber wigeon]

based wallpaper

[thick orbit]

Still havent finished either niers lol

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-chinese-the-rock-the-rock-meme-gif-23724660

[somber anvil]

@amber wigeon

[amber wigeon]

hewwo

[somber anvil]

Heowo pink boi

[round patrol]

I hope everyone solved today's wordle on the 2nd try

[teal temple]

wonder when the next screenshot of elden shit will be posted by claire

[languid bay]

Weird place to ask but I got a job offer but I will have to move to the company dormitory. I also have another 3 job interview which are near my home, so I don't know what to do.

Should I postpone the first place start date from 7th to 14th (to wait for 3 company's response) or just accept it?

[round patrol]

what the hell is a company dormitory

[languid bay]

It is a company accommodation

[signal iris]

@restive orbit

that was quick

[round patrol]

in a dormitory? ive heard of company housing and apartment blocks but dormitory what kind of job is this

[restive orbit]

lmao

[shadow trail]

Remember how bungie said we could craft old raid weapons im still waiting

[void slate]

Hello people

[teal temple]

this isn't dead stiny chat btw

go take your complaints over there

[shadow trail]

No

[teal temple]

then enjoy being ignored

[void slate]

I don't feel that well recently, what could it be?
A Depression
B War
C Corona

[teal temple]

a mix of all 3

life do be throwing all it can at people right now

[shadow trail]

Why did my message get deleted

[teal temple]

take the hint and read the pinned message.

[void slate]

What message

I don't see any message that was deleted 🚎

[teal temple]

anyway jfo looks sick as fuck in halo, just wish it'd get released already

[trail citrus]

how about they release fucking anything cool

how about that

[teal temple]

i would FUCKING LOVE CONTENT

INSTEAD OF FIESTA, ANYTHING BUT MORE FIESTA

[trail citrus]

Infection where???????????????????

[teal temple]

WHERE JUGGERNAUT

[signal iris]

flood?

[teal temple]

no the game mode

[trail citrus]

Ya know I really thought there would be flood in infinite

Since they made an appearance in HW2

very sad

that they didnt show up

[teal temple]

you haven't found the crux have you in campaign

[trail citrus]

no

i should go back to the campaign

i went through it once and havent gone back

[teal temple]

there's a popcorn crux in there

[trail citrus]

the new enemies

[trail citrus]

what are they

scalpers

[teal temple]

meaning, we might see new flood in campaign dlc

[trail citrus]

or some shit

[trail citrus]

[teal temple]

have you seen the art for the old flood?

[trail citrus]

yeah i know a thing or two about the flood

[desert pilot]

that looks like an arch-vile from doom

[trail citrus]

HiddenXperia enjoyer

[teal temple]

alright now i am going to introduce you to something truly god tier and frightening

this is the Halo 2 anniversery flood infection form

depending on how you view it, this could be nightmare fuel

[trail citrus]

christ almighty

[desert pilot]

how did you get that picture of me

[trail citrus]

flood about to be scary

if they come back

[teal temple]

imagine that chasing you down in a dark forest map with 15 meter radar and the map is nearly pitch black

[signal iris]

[teal temple]

forge is going to be fucking lit when it releases

[trail citrus]

forge

maybe i should remake the maps i made in halo reach when i was like 13 years old

[teal temple]

i'm going to remake all those racing maps i did in forge world during the reach era

[trail citrus]

ngl i was a fire map maker

even as a kid

[teal temple]

used to stay up for like 6 hours making a mongoose race map offline because no xbone live, sometimes my brother would help me and we would race

[trail citrus]

i also didnt have xbox live so it was just me and my 2 friends when they were over at my house

[teal temple]

we also used to push each other out of the map with the giant ass grid in forge world , spawn trapping one another as we just rotated the grid over a spawn point

[trail citrus]

oh yeah i remember doing that shit

i wish there was a way to get the maps i made on xbox 360 onto pc someway somehow

[teal temple]

you ever notice greg 1.0 in reach forge world?

[trail citrus]

i dont want them to be gone forever

what do you mean?

[teal temple]

greg 1.0

aka "the face in the mountain" easter egg

[trail citrus]

oh yes

how far he has come

[signal iris]

fucker has wings
doesn't know how to fly

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-18214305

like how they added an easter egg after my boi

i really really hope in the future we get to visit some night club esc. setting like in new Alexandria with music and stuff

[trail citrus]

it was so good

i looked up a video and id have to get on my xbox 360 to transfer my maps smhhhh

[teal temple]

i never hit inheritor on reach

i got to play literally 2 matches before the servers died

[hardy tartan]

i got work in 15 mins, do i use my last hour of pto and sleep a lil more and then have a full hr to get ready or just rush getting ready and go now

[queen osprey]

how the fuck do you apply for pto 15 minutes before using it

[mild crystal]

just tell them you're using pto?

are you going away for an extended period of time or are you just trying to get your hours with pto?

extended period of time, you need probably about 2 weeks, but if you're just using your pto to get your hours that you missed, i'm pretty sure you can just tell them. that's how i do it here in america

[exotic leaf]

wasting an hour of your PTO to get ready is a waste lmao

[exotic leaf]

wait for other responses. company living accommodations are hit or miss

[languid bay]

[exotic leaf]

A

[signal iris]

[drifting ivy]

@signal iris @exotic leaf i found an extremely cool zone

[signal iris]

don't think i've seen that

[void slate]

How are you this fine day? @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

my body hurts and i am heading to class now

how are you 🅿️eter

[exotic leaf]

it’s literally zanarkand

[desert pilot]

mom reveal

its a beatiful time of year

[sacred oasis]

Ok i have 10 minutes to decide something

anyone wanna help

[winter verge]

go with the red dress and stilettos

[sacred oasis]

ty ty

🙏

[void slate]

My back aches and I'm tired. So nothing unusual.

Which of these images represents your mood atm @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

the last one all the way on the right

[void slate]

Same

[exotic leaf]

smiling gives you wrinkles

[void slate]

Crying

[sharp arch]

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdAdEW67/ piplup sit-up

[vital roost]

this is @golden mica’s pfp isn’t it

[sharp arch]

Yep yep

[amber wigeon]

https://i.redd.it/isvg59ixw0h81.gif

[high wasp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532362351186411522/936789119848292372/89089CAA-A5CF-47D9-9F91-2A83889AB2FB.gif

[somber anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532362351186411522/936789119848292372/89089CAA-A5CF-47D9-9F91-2A83889AB2FB.gif

[cold nebula]

Dark Moon!

[somber anvil]

Light moon!

[cold nebula]

How are you today

[sharp vale]

Moona

[somber anvil]

Good hru

[somber anvil]

Hi yeetus

[somber anvil]

I hate you.

[cold nebula]

I think way better

[somber anvil]

:D

Glad to hear. But stuff still hectic

[cold nebula]

Yes, pretty hectic, but I already have warning about talking such kinds of stuff in channel

Day 1 anticipation makes me feel better

[desert pilot]

cube

[sharp vale]

I love you.

[somber anvil]

Ok

[void slate]

I love hating you

[bold forum]

greeble

[sharp vale]

Go away furry

[void slate]

Look at this speed

[bold forum]

[high parrot]

i will not

[void slate]

Long time no see

[void slate]

But you're leaving fur everywhere

[high parrot]

😦

[bold forum]

hello

[thorny agate]

Sup

🇺🇦

[thorny agate]

How are you

[bold forum]

sleepy

[thorny agate]

Same

I met someone with the name Amy powertop

Apparently she’s a bottom

[bold forum]

🤨

[thorny agate]

Don’t ask me I don’t know

I never know stuff ;-;

Man fuck the place I’m stuck at rn

Apparently the human body can sell for 10,000 legally

Who needs emotional help rn?

[somber anvil]

I did not need to know this

[bold forum]

[thorny agate]

To bad illegally it can be $550,000

🙂

[somber anvil]

Bruh

I know kidneys are worth alot

[thorny agate]

Did you know swans can be gay?

[void slate]

Kidneys are tight

[somber anvil]

No

[void slate]

Do you know what is the gayest animal on record? ||Giraffes||

[somber anvil]

Are we posting useless info

[void slate]

In fact giraffe intercourse is like 90% gay

[thorny agate]

Yeah but they aren’t swans and they taste Piss so… swans are better

[void slate]

swans will hiss at you and chase you down the beach

speaking from personal experience there

[spark oracle]

chilla bit fellas

[thorny agate]

Sorry

I just really hate giraffes

[void slate]

@thorny agate https://youtu.be/JZXhV6s65xw

[bold forum]

[bold forum]

[lament egret]

do i have ur permission to sell mine

[subtle tangle]

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-d4dj-gif-23785520

[potent fossil]

not having rhino in this is a crime

[near hill]

We have 90 pepe emotes even tho people only regularly use like 7

[somber anvil]

Yes cutie

[lament egret]

poggers

[strange granite]

hey

[void slate]

heey

[strange granite]

hru?

[void slate]

I have went insane

[exotic leaf]

robo mode

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[long tundra]

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

wholesome

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

hi lewna 🥺

[somber anvil]

Hi lewdshifer

[void slate]

Before I go lemme compare the size of steel beams in skyscrapers

[somber anvil]

💛

[void slate]

This is the construction of an American high rise please note how thick are the beams

Now compare that to the steel structure of a skyscraper in Tokyo

[hardy mesa]

i dont understand?

[sharp vale]

That's actually misinformation and that theory has been disproven several times

[void slate]

Crying

[thorny agate]

aww ;-;

[sharp vale]

There has never been an actual recorded case of swans being legitimately gay except maybe some rare instances of bird on bird assault

Very common with water fowl species

[void slate]

Japanese skyscrapers have to have thicker beams in order to withstand earthquakes

[sharp vale]

Thicker everything

[hardy mesa]

ok

[sharp vale]

Including the anime bitches

[void slate]

Anime 🤮

[velvet quest]

Peter 🤮

[runic helm]

Is that the onion

[exotic leaf]

The Onion has the best source of information

[brave grail]

@exotic leaf OMG BESTIE

[exotic leaf]

HI BESIDE

[brave grail]

😐

Where you been AT CUH

[exotic leaf]

school plus elden ring sunk its claws into me

[brave grail]

Imagine

WQ IS WHERE IT'S AT

W campaign

[exotic leaf]

WQ little bottom bitch next to elden ring

[sick raven]

elden ring the game where you can barely get 60 fps with a 3070

🔥 🔥

[exotic leaf]

Sucks to suck

[sick raven]

console user above

bad fov cope

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[desert pilot]

jinx

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/askers-no-one-asked-0askers-minecraft-dream-gif-20338555

[desert pilot]

pl_dababy

[high wasp]

wow its the empire state building

[lament egret]

tf2 real

[thin kelp]

real

[harsh quartz]

Is that Terraria in that clip?

[high wasp]

its 3d and has 3rd person so i think thats fortnite

[exotic leaf]

No it’s Diablo 2

[harsh quartz]

Nice. Funny meme anyways.

I should try that game some time

[exotic leaf]

what diablo 2? talk to welfare about it

[sharp vale]

Valid

[sharp vale]

Valid but also makes me seethe

[high wasp]

the gpu doesnt even matter its like impossible to play without stutters

[sharp vale]

Only reason I haven't gone balls deep into elden ring is bc I don't think my PC could play it as well as a console despite performance

[desert pilot]

why is elden ring so badly optimized on pc

[high wasp]

dx12 game not properly utilizing dx12

[desert pilot]

ah

yeah that'll do it i guess

i thought other souls games were good on pc tho

how'd they fuck it up if they got the formula right there

[indigo sky]

.gamermoment

[hazy nebula]

https://i.imgur.com/CQnjKhQ.png

[indigo sky]

scammed

[exotic leaf]

ive had a decent amount of people say elden ring is fine on PC

[proper plover]

test

damn

[near hill]

i couldn't get it to run consistently with my AMD chipset

[exotic leaf]

seems to vary from machine to machine

[near hill]

As all games. I also was getting screen tearing, hyper mouse speed, and frame drops (60 rarely, 30 sometimes, but 20 usually). I'm noticing alot of posts that say that older/slower builds are more stable.

The game really doesn't like my AMD CPU.

[sharp vale]

Bro what

[near hill]

Friend with a Zen1 has no issues at all. But my Threadripper really isn't having a fun time even though it should be easily handling the load.

[bold forum]

i use a 3070 and have had 0 issues besides a little stuttering in some areas on max settings

real weird

[high wasp]

They fixed the mouse speed apparently but I haven't touched it since launch

[exotic leaf]

didnt you get it refunded

[high wasp]

Yes

I really like from soft games though 😭

I'll probably rebuy and pretend that it's fine soon

[near hill]

Even if its a Gpu issue, my 5700xt is more then capable of handle it. I keep thinking its got to be the AMD chipset.

[bold forum]

probably somethin fucky wucky like that

[exotic leaf]

come on give it another try 🥺

[mental oyster]

Anyone plated elden ring?

This game has to get goty dude…

[near hill]

Whoever said Elden Ring is the "most accessible and easiest soulsborne yet", I wanna have a word with them.

[mental oyster]

What level are you?

[near hill]

5

[bold forum]

i would agree with most accessible but probably not the most easy

the first major boss destroyed me for like 2 hours straight

i think its accessible because if youve played open world games before you will understand how things work in here it just has that souls game flavor

[wind axle]

Is elden ring good? thinking of getting into it

[bold forum]

by far one of the best AAA games in the past few years

[sharp vale]

Silence furry

[bold forum]

im not a furry actually

[wind axle]

fr?

[sharp vale]

🤥

[wind axle]

cause a lotta people said cyberpunk was shit and yet i had a great time with it

[sharp vale]

Oh on god? Dm me rn

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

(don't dm me)

[wind axle]

(dm him)

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/857461118707433523.gif

[bold forum]

its definitely not a cyberpunk situation the game is just.. good on release (besides some pc issues some people have)

[sharp vale]

Okay dm me

[bold forum]

[wind axle]

pog

[sharp vale]

No balls

[signal iris]

real, i skipped the main bosses from the start of the game to go to some other area and then i saw this

[bold forum]

i accidently also skipped the first bosses and explored a lot and was really lost and bored for a little while before i went back to the first area lol

[signal iris]

i cheesed the boss that unlocked the ability to get that message

the boss was in the open world, so i hid and kept summoning people after they instantly died

[sharp vale]

Where's my DM WUSS

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

Marry me claire

[sick wyvern]

Yeet thirsty

[sharp vale]

For your mom

[sick wyvern]

necro

[lament egret]

what

[sharp vale]

KOENLY FANS

[lament egret]

putting myself into a koema as we speak

[exotic leaf]

it is the easiest of the soulsborne series

[sharp vale]

Ds1 is genuinely probably the hardest souls game

Because compared to the newer games it's so rough to control

And it just tosses you in. DS2 and 3 actually help you out a bit

[wooden comet]

i just ratiod EddieTheYeti the mod

ez W

[high wasp]

you dont have to specify 'the mod' im kind of a big deal in the community

[exotic leaf]

Eddie fan girl right here

[wooden comet]

yes i do bc ur very cute

[wooden comet]

fr

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

Eddie if you're a big deal can we talk about how I carried the Master NF that one time

[exotic leaf]

caddince :D

[light sail]

i just figured out the only reason savathun wanted the traveler was because

GIANT LAMP

[wooden comet]

L its because she likes balls

[light sail]

NO LAMP

[wooden comet]

balls

[light sail]

LAMP

[wooden comet]

balls

[light sail]

SHE IS A MOTH

[wooden comet]

she is a hive

[light sail]

LAMP

[wooden comet]

balls

[trail citrus]

whyd you delete your message hm

[light sail]

LAMP

[wooden comet]

what message 😅

[wooden comet]

balls

[trail citrus]

boutta expose you in 4k

[exotic leaf]

don’t worry we all saw it

[wooden comet]

okay but can I

[trail citrus]

sure ig

[wooden comet]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[trail citrus]

gotta take what i can get at this point

[wooden comet]

yeah

[wooden comet]

hop on fort 🤡

[trail citrus]

[wooden comet]

are u good at crucible

[trail citrus]

definitely not

[turbid igloo]

Roar

[wooden comet]

oh well 1v1 me and if i win then i get the ability to send images and videos 😂

[trail citrus]

i cant give people donator

[wooden comet]

[wooden comet]

well what if

u gave me a special role called "i beat caddince in a 1v1"

and i can send images and viddeos

[trail citrus]

i cant make or give roles

[wooden comet]

aw man

[wind axle]

pogchamp

[wooden comet]

then 1v1 for $5 that i will donate to the server 😈

[high wasp]

have you played any souls games before?

[wind axle]

i played a bit of ds 3

[wind axle]

and star wars fallen order if that counts

[high wasp]

well its really good. once my controller gets here i will be trying it once again

[lament egret]

frost buy me elden ring so i can flex being a samurai

[wind axle]

no

[lament egret]

😔

[sharp vale]

Can I kiss you

[high wasp]

chat are we rocking with the send message button ⁉️

[sharp vale]

Yes

You have no idea how relieved I get when an app has a send messages button

Back then I hated not being able to use the enter button on my phone to drop a line, and instead it would send the message. Absolutely ANNOYING

[near hill]

I walked through boss one, two, and three in Bloodborne. I died 12 consecutive times on the first boss in Elden Ring.

I died so much that i convinced myself that i was obviously doing something wrong and had missed something that would've made the fight easier.

But no...it was just that hard.

So no, definitely not the easiest soulsborne game

[exotic leaf]

if you ever want a carry through bloodborne i would be more than happy to help

Bloodborne abd Elden Ring are the easiest in my opinion but difficult regardless if you aren’t used to the series

[bold forum]

i have a feeling the first boss in elden ring is just unnaturally hard for a first boss

i breezed through the 2nd and now the 3rd is fuckin me up but never had a problem with any of the side bosses

[signal iris]

i went to the zoo and just saw @smoky matrix just chilling

[bold forum]

real

[teal temple]

Very

[sharp vale]

DM me when

[sharp vale]

She's just trying to make more neets and weak soy boys who stay indoors all day into submissive femboys

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

Dm me when

[bold forum]

down bad

[sharp vale]

Down for you shawty

[bold forum]

[exotic leaf]

jokes on you i’m full of it

[sharp vale]

||LMAO THAT WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS||

[sharp vale]

Dm me when

[exotic leaf]

remember our bloodborne date 🥺

[teal temple]

Does anyone remember that one green text story about making someone a femboy by forcing them to take estrogen in a cage under they're bed

[exotic leaf]

what

[signal iris]

yes

[teal temple]

I gotta find it, it's so weird

[bold forum]

[exotic leaf]

my thoughts exactly

[sharp vale]

Dm me when

[sharp vale]

I SWNT THAT ONE TO ASHY A LONG TIME AGO LMAO

WAIT I HAVE IT I'LL SEND IT TO YOU

[teal temple]

Pls do I lost it

I'm like googling femboy bed cage green text to find it

[sick wyvern]

wait that wasnt about ashy? :P

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

He do be kinda thicc tho

[teal temple]

I have the image now, however it is NSFW so I cannot post it here.

[sharp vale]

He kinda thicc tho

[teal temple]

He do be

[sharp vale]

He do be

[sharp vale]

DM ME WHEN

[onyx schooner]

I regret peeking back in here

[sharp vale]

What's up shawty, let me take you out to dinner

[onyx schooner]

Go back to being a yellow name

[teal temple]

the sad truth about halo shitfinite

[sharp vale]

Being a purple name like y'all is a valid occurence in this cursed discord

[onyx schooner]

halo sucks anyways, L + ratio

[sharp vale]

Mfs truly believed halo infinite would be the greatest thing to come when in reality it never was going to be

[trail citrus]

oh it will be

[sharp vale]

People were just obsessed with "my nostalgia!! Going back to original roots!!'

[teal temple]

your literally playing dead stiny + ratio + #cancelNENE

[onyx schooner]

"infinite" nothing with that in its name is good

[onyx schooner]

i literally cant be cancelled, i wont allow it

[sharp vale]

The entire story in infinite is so BAD

[teal temple]

it's too late nene.... the twitter crowd is angry

[onyx schooner]

they can get in their fur suits and riot

[sharp vale]

Like if I had to summarize halo infinite's story, I'd call it a run on sentence

[sick wyvern]

it was bad?

[sharp vale]

Well no

[exotic leaf]

so much pink

[teal temple]

nene are you implying you own a fur suit and are going to be apart of the riot

[sick wyvern]

i liked it and it seems many did too

[sharp vale]

The story is decent

[onyx schooner]

are you implying you cant read

[sharp vale]

But the pacing and direction is horrible

[sick wyvern]

just as usual the vocal minority bitching

[teal temple]

why yes i'm illeterate why ask do you?

[sharp vale]

The story is literally master chief coming to terms with the loss of a friend. That's it.

[sick wyvern]

and?

[trail citrus]

i thought story was okay

[sick wyvern]

i dont see the problem

[sharp vale]

And it's figurative and symbolic too because the dude who's stuck with him also is coping with the loss of his family in the way that he won't see them again

[sick wyvern]

you didnt like the story, ok

[teal temple]

infinites plot was all over the place, lock being gone, the spirit of fire being boarded, the banished being worse than the flood, the flood still being alive from HW2, etc.

[sharp vale]

It basically shows two sides of the coin of grief

Which is fine. It shows development of where the characters are going

[teal temple]

cortona ||Dying off screen|| like wtf was up with that

[sharp vale]

But the direction and pacing was bad

It feels like you never get to take a break and nothing is fully elaborated

The entire time you're wanting there to be more depth but nothing is delivered

[sick wyvern]

tbh the only gripe i have is they force kb and controller with 0 way to filter. I HATE dealing with controller aimbots

[teal temple]

the writing isn't bad but this is a clear example of when you try to deliver multiple plot points at once without explaining any of them

[sharp vale]

That's one of my points too

[sharp vale]

Exactly

That's why I said the story feels like a run on sentence

[sick wyvern]

idk, i never played it. i just go by what most said

[sharp vale]

It just goes on and on and on but never focuses on something

[sharp vale]

You have to play it to understand

[teal temple]

there's also nothing memorable about the missions either, your either outside doing something or your inside a forruner structer the whole game.

[sharp vale]

Exactly

[mild crystal]

this

[sick wyvern]

eh

[teal temple]

point a to point b, except in an empy open world terrain.

[sharp vale]

It is open world but you're not going through anything fancy or specific

There is no specific place that is more special than the other

[sick wyvern]

i still want to play it

[teal temple]

There's no random banished dudes roaming around to fight, all hvt's died in like 2 rockets, i could go on

[sharp vale]

And the objectives are all open world suffering objectives that require the same shit that any other open world game does

The old halos had a constant change of scenery and pace

Specific changes in the environment to specify changes in the plot

Halo infinite doesn't CHANGE at ALL.

[sick wyvern]

i just ignore negative shit and find out for myself.

[teal temple]

it's fun your first playthrough don't get me wrong but as an avid halo fan since literally CE (aka the deadst iny equivilent of a d. 1 alpha vet), you can see the glaring issues after your done.

[exotic leaf]

this

[sick wyvern]

otherwise if i listend to wall the whiners, i wouldnt play density

[sharp vale]

So it just feels like you're marching back and forth doing petty tasks to see a cutscene which just confuses you because it keeps accelerating

[teal temple]

it's fun , just... when you capture all fobs and beat the story there's quite literally nothing to do

and i mean that in a literal sense, you can't even replay missions

[sick wyvern]

yea, thats called beating the game

[exotic leaf]

all the nerds that complain about density are the same people that throw their money at bungie at the drop of a hat

[sharp vale]

Get to station oh? Person isn't here. Get to another station? Oh I have to do this task to find person? Oh get to station? ALL OF A SUDDEN PERSON IS SUS?? Get to station, OH PERSON IS KIDNAPPED??

[sick wyvern]

you didnt have an ything to do after beating the old halos other than repeating the campaign again, and again, and again

[teal temple]

far cry does it right, at least the old ones did. You can reset outposts and re fight enemies and stuff, this game is a poor excuse for open world

[bold forum]

i saw that it was a live service/battle pass style game and immediately dropped it and got bored

[sharp vale]

It doesn't help

That the pilot, is just an obvious self insert of a character

[sick wyvern]

yikes

[teal temple]

older halos are different yes but this is the first "open world" halo where the open world aspect fails to deliver, i promise i'm not whining and bitching but rather valid criticism

[sick wyvern]

mp is really fun and mostly balanced, i just hate controllers

[sharp vale]

And as an Hispanic person, his forced representation of Hispanic heritage is horrid tbh

[teal temple]

tbf most marines in halo 2 were mexican

actually ALL marines were

[bold forum]

the gameplay was fun but locking core gamemodes behind events and the entire monetization just really turned me off

[sharp vale]

I'd assume that in a future so distant where people have space travel and colonized different worlds, culture would be so intertwined that stuff like that wouldn't be so focal

[sharp vale]

I chalk it up to different nations building different colony ships and colonizing different major planets

[teal temple]

exactly this, the fact that they can't even fix a little visor without taking 3 MONTHS on a LIVE SERVICE game just shows how incompetent 343 truly is

oh wait i have a pic, one sec

[sick wyvern]

there isnt? all modes are there regardless of events

[teal temple]

attrition is gone

[bold forum]

i was under the impression stuff like swat was only for a limited time event

[sharp vale]

Halo infinite feels like an unfinished halo game

[sick wyvern]

nope swat is there

[sharp vale]

With halo infinite out, halo 5 truly was underappreciated

[teal temple]

every single halo infinite update so far

[bold forum]

no forge or infection or coop 3 months after release

[teal temple]

fucking depressing

[sharp vale]

Absolutely

[sick wyvern]

:/ imma go

[teal temple]

BTB WAS BROKEN FOR MONTHS ON FUCKING END

[sharp vale]

And it's not like it matters any ways

[bold forum]

i didnt play long its good that the gamemodes are still there ig

[sick wyvern]

starting to feel bad for liking infinite now

[teal temple]

i'm so passionate about the game and i really really want it to be good but... it's hard to have faith

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

I don't feasibly see how forge will fully pan out in infinite unless it's absolutely ground breaking

Because forge in Halo five was incredibly fun

A bunch of insane uses too

[teal temple]

if they gave us forge and customs browsers like in MCC this would literally give us so much content to play around with

[bold forum]

i wish they would put h5 in mcc on pc its the only one ive never played

[sharp vale]

H5 is better than most people give it credit for

[teal temple]

it really is, after playing 2k games to hit max rank in mythic firefight i would say it's so shit on for no reason

[sharp vale]

People hate the sudden futurism but literally the millitary has been at war with aliens with hyper technology for decades and they expect them NOT to advance?

"oh we have jet boosts? Lame." But like.... The covenant have man cannons with glowing plasma and no one bats an eye?

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/halo3-halo5-halo-meme-meme-willem-dafoe-gif-22995566

[sharp vale]

"The armor is too." Well are we just gonna let them run around in out dated armor?

[bold forum]

wasnt there a jet boost ability literally in like halo reach

[sharp vale]

Jetpack

[bold forum]

the little dodge

[teal temple]

only downside to halo 5 was having only chest/helmet customizability

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

The covenant dodge you mean?

[teal temple]

and that was "evade", good ability

[sharp vale]

I forget what it's called

Yes, very good

[bold forum]

Yeah

[sharp vale]

Heheh it's what got me hooked on nightstalker in D1

[sick wyvern]

tfw you finish soldering something and it doesnt work, now i gotta check each goddam pin

[sharp vale]

H5 was very good

[teal temple]

i like to wash my gpu with soap and water

[sharp vale]

I wish they used to h5 engine for halo infinite but just redesigned it

Halo infinite just does not feel like halo

[teal temple]

me rn

(not stolen off google)

[sharp vale]

Halo 4 was also very fun ngl

[sick wyvern]

that hurts to see

[sharp vale]

I loved how halo 4 felt

[teal temple]

i want to do this with a 3090 ti just to piss off people

[sharp vale]

It felt like a very fluid and smooth updated halo reach

[sick wyvern]

i hated limited sprint, youre a fucking spartan ffs

[teal temple]

sprints for 3 seconds
has an asthma attack

[sick wyvern]

but you sound like you have asthma after running for 2 seconds in reach

and you run just as long

[sharp vale]

Well I chalk it up as like uhhh

Spartans are constantly running

Their animations are at a constant run

So I assume when they sprint they're speeding up to like their max speed

[teal temple]

at least in infinite you can sprint forever

[sharp vale]

And in the lore it's been confirmed they can't keep up their max speed for too long

[sick wyvern]

sure but its worthless and actually a detriment to sprint

[void slate]

It's time for music of the day https://youtu.be/7eXuoJD0cTc

[sick wyvern]

you can walk as fast and dont show on radar.

[void slate]

I'm not a bot and this action was performed manually.

[sharp vale]

🅱️eter

[teal temple]

sprinting is only 5% faster than walking speed which is eh but idk it just feels so right to sprint as a sparten

[sick wyvern]

ok that is actually one thing i really hate that they did. because it fucks over people coming from other games

[lament egret]

mmm

[teal temple]

koe why are you putting poop on your gpu

[sharp vale]

Tbh the base movement speed for the game should be like 30% higher

[lament egret]

ma'am thats my nut spread

[teal temple]

oh wait that's thermal paste

[sharp vale]

Like splitgate

[teal temple]

i was a fool

[sharp vale]

KOENLY FANS

[sick wyvern]

koe dont torture us with that

[teal temple]

KOENLY FANS WHEN

[lament egret]

im going to gut you

[sharp vale]

KOENLY FANS

[teal temple]

OH ON GOD PLS DO MOMMY I MEAN MOMMY I MEAN MOMMY

[void slate]

🅱️EETMI

[void slate]

You're my mommy

[sick wyvern]

you mean "im going to nut you"

[sharp vale]

Oh lord

[sharp vale]

Y'all are down bad

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-giancarlo-esposito-gif-20959485

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-chess-cat-cattitude-cat-cats-gif-17575140

koe did u see my cat playing chess

[sick wyvern]

love you too koe

[sharp vale]

KOENLY FANS

[sick wyvern]

also ffs, i figured out what was wrong. apparently i put the ic in the slot backwards

[sharp vale]

Ic

[sick wyvern]

i swear i thought the marker was the other way

[void slate]

I wheezed

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-whip-and-nae-nae-whip-nae-nae-among-us-gif-20404417

[sharp vale]

NOW WATCH ME WHIP

NOW WATCH ME KOE KOE

[sick wyvern]

its a transistor tester and i put the processing chip the wrong way

[void slate]

Whipped cream

[sharp vale]

NO MAMES OTRA VEZ

A LA VERGAAAA

[sick wyvern]

we speak american in this server >:

[sharp vale]

Spanish is now American señor

[teal temple]

guns, chesee burgers, 2 billion dollar health care and death by debt

[sharp vale]

Like legitimately

[sharp vale]

Send the Kirby emoji

[teal temple]

which one? i have like 5

[sharp vale]

All of them

[sharp vale]

More specifically that one

[teal temple]

[lament egret]

i would send some but i dont have nitro no more

[sick wyvern]

why do you have so many

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/899940261000523776.gif

[teal temple]

kirby is le epib

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/899939493556125758.gif

[teal temple]

[sharp vale]

This is just smash Kirby moving left and right

[teal temple]

no more kerb

[high wasp]

anyone good at coding in the chat

[sharp vale]

Can you get me some bitches too

[sick wyvern]

mouth full kirb

[high wasp]

@maiden linden wake up please

[sharp vale]

My friend who goes to UH for coding

[sick wyvern]

i used to go there

[teal temple]

[high wasp]

what is H? Houston?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[high wasp]

is he in this discord

[sharp vale]

||no it's university of HOES aYYYY||

[sharp vale]

Yes but he's not active so he probably won't talk to you

He doesn't talk in here

[sharp vale]

Please

[sick wyvern]

also, people in this goddam city need to learn how to drive

[sharp vale]

Hehehe

Hehehe HEHEHE

[high wasp]

Do you live in Houston?

[sick wyvern]

worse offenders are trucks and sports/muscle cars

accidents every goddam day and i gotta sit through that shit to get to class

[sharp vale]

Yeetim activities

[sick wyvern]

youre one of them arent you with your goddam charger

[sharp vale]

Challenger

And no I'm actually a very safe driver

[high wasp]

passenger

[sick wyvern]

close enough

[sharp vale]

Eddie. I'm driving that challenger

[high wasp]

oh

keep it up

[sharp vale]

I may speed but I have very specific rules for the way I drive

I never tail gate, I always keep more than enough breaking distance.

[bold forum]

@sharp vale are u gonna finish the dm furry erp yet? kinda left me hanging 🥺

[sharp vale]

I don't swerve in and out of traffic unless I have to, I used to do it but I've seen people get nearly sandwiched, which scared me

[sharp vale]

Oh lord what have I gotten myself into

[sick wyvern]

o3o

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[high wasp]

keep good BRAKing distance so you don't BREAK your car

[sharp vale]

SORRY EDDIE I ALWAYS MIX THEM UP

Anyways again

[sick wyvern]

i knew you were closeted

[sharp vale]

When I speed I always slow down several seconds ahead of time if a car is getting close ahead

[sharp vale]

She's LYING

[lament egret]

i want a motorcycle

[sharp vale]

Definitive proof

[sick wyvern]

mmhm

[sharp vale]

Time to dm her tho because I'm down bad

[sick wyvern]

... get out

[bold forum]

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Vroom vroom

[sharp vale]

Show them the dms

[bold forum]

give me $5 for donator then

[sharp vale]

Oh yeah

[high wasp]

why wont syx wake up

[sharp vale]

LOL

[onyx schooner]

let him stay dead

[sharp vale]

Nenenene

Nico Nico nenenene

[onyx schooner]

what

[sharp vale]

Absolutely nothing.

[void slate]

Yeetim will save us all

[sharp vale]

How

@bold forum ily

||If you were not a furry that is||

[wind axle]

I am so bad at this game

[sharp vale]

What game

[wind axle]

Elden Ring

This tree sentinel is cringe

[lament egret]

more like elder ring

[sharp vale]

You're just bad

[sharp vale]

KOENLY FANS

[bold forum]

im not a furry just dont look at my discord at all

[wind axle]

My horse keeps getting onetapped

[sharp vale]

Just don't get a hros

[bold forum]

I drove past that guy and didnt beat him till i leveled up a bit

[sharp vale]

You drove a hros

[bold forum]

True

[sharp vale]

Can I drive you

||to the pound, that is||

[bold forum]

lock me up UwU

[sharp vale]

Oh lord

I have so many regrets rn

[void slate]

I like planes

[signal iris]

do i spend $22 on a lemur plush

jk i won't

[mild crystal]

off topic

[high wasp]

steal it

[mild crystal]

why is it for 22$ ???

scam asf

should be for 5$

also who buys that stuff

[bold forum]

buy it

[sharp vale]

Girls ||guys|| like claire

[sharp vale]

No, but you can spend the rest of your life with me, shawty

[bold forum]

Wtf cheating on me

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Oh lord

@smoky matrix LEMUR ILY marry me

[wind axle]

I hate the tree sentinel I hate the tree sentinel I hate the tree sentinel

[bold forum]

If you kill him it will be worth it tho

[sharp vale]

People who complain about the tree sentinel have clearly never fought the nameless king and it shows

[wind axle]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Go fight the nameless king

[high wasp]

hes there to teach you that you dont have to fight everything you see and can run away and come back later when youre stronger

[sharp vale]

Unless you're good

[wind axle]

I don't care I have a horse I will kill him

[sharp vale]

Bc literally every boss in these games can be beaten with patience and time at no extra cost except your life

[wind axle]

I managed to get him to 15%

[high wasp]

keep it up

[sick wyvern]

just dont hurt the turtles

[onyx schooner]

why the fuck is there like, a sudden influx of pink name furries

[wind axle]

Why do my frames drop in a horse duel though

[onyx schooner]

did i miss something over the past 3 days?

[wind axle]

I don't understand

Dude this guy's attack hitboxes are so wack

[high wasp]

cope

[granite umbra]

cry about it

🦎

[wind axle]

I am

[mild crystal]

cry about what now

[sick wyvern]

everything

[granite umbra]

no bitches?

🥺

[sick wyvern]

no

[sharp vale]

You're added to list of how many bitches I have

[wind axle]

Pain

[high wasp]

anime girl pfp = girl in real life

[sick wyvern]

definitely

[sharp vale]

Yes totally, that's definitely how it works.

100%, no sarcasm here.

[bold forum]

True and real

[granite umbra]

based even

[queen osprey]

bayzed

[teal temple]

ba