💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[heavy temple]

doing the funnelweb farm

[desert pilot]

#💬destiny-chat

or yknow just google it

[dark breach]

wtf is this

[desert pilot]

the fucking hros

[dark breach]

damn those hros

even though idk what a hro is

i assume its a high reliability organisation?

[desert pilot]

its a hros

what more do you need to know

[signal seal]

am i crazy or does opening an oven after you pre-heat it make the oven lose its pre-heat temperature

thereby defeating the purpose of the preheat

[vital roost]

how much heat do you think is lost in you opening an oven for like 2 minutes max

@signal seal

[sharp vale]

Guys

[high wasp]

Maybe his kitchen is really really cold

[sharp vale]

Mechanicat

NOOOOOO

Mlemchanicat

[strange finch]

i know u didnt ask me but ovens lose temp very rapidly if the door is open

like 150f in 30 seconds

[signal seal]

at least 3

[signal seal]

kittttttty

[sharp vale]

Mlem

[signal seal]

BAM there it is

The preheat conspiracy is true

[sharp vale]

Giving me image perms was a blessing to this server

Clearly ashyoo never studied basic thermodynamics

[vital roost]

depends completely on the type of oven, the amount of heat, the heat of the room etc

even if that figure is true that's usually at minimum half of the heat needed to cook food, and preheating is still better than not

[strange finch]

ye

[vital roost]

[strange finch]

if you have a convection oven the temp will drop even faster

since it cooks by circulating air around the oven

[sharp vale]

ASHY ASHY

[strange finch]

its still worth to preheat tho

[vital roost]

hm

[sharp vale]

It's always better to preheat

Heat transfer is better when preheated

But it has to a little bit

[sharp vale]

Hello aahy

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

Ily ashy

[vital roost]

[high wasp]

Simply preheat the oven 150 degrees higher than your goal temperature

[sharp vale]

May I have kith

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

<3

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

<3

[sharp vale]

Ashy go on a date with me bc girls are lame

[vital roost]

very true

[swift mesa]

does anyone know how i can change my server name

[high wasp]

You can visit d2lfg.com and register to change to your Bungie name but that's it

[velvet quest]

ash and i are already dating

[sharp vale]

I'm better

[velvet quest]

bope

[unreal compass]

o

[sick wyvern]

If ashy is coming all this way for yeet, they may as well visit me instead 😏

[sharp vale]

When is this happening

[sick wyvern]

When tx completely freezes over. Otherwise ashy would melt.

[willow quartz]

wtf yeet isnt yellow anymore

i dont like it

[lament egret]

am i lame

[sharp vale]

Yes

[lament egret]

😔

[sharp vale]

Deal with it

Girls hurt my feelings go away

[willow quartz]

i hope you strip a drain plug tomorrow stfu

[willow quartz]

nice

[near hill]

Thanos with human skin looks like an offensive line coach

[mild crystal]

Did you just copy paste that and rephrase it from a bro bible post

[woeful crag]

why did you have to bring that here

[bronze plume]

USA#6050 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[near hill]

rip

[mild crystal]

Thats an L move

[fringe umbra]

looks like that guy who played hank on breaking bad if he was a thumb

[near hill]

thumb-os

[fringe umbra]

fr tho removing the sump without getting oil all over your hands and shirt is a power move

[near hill]

Resident evil 5 with and without the piss filter

[hardy mesa]

bottom looks way better wtf were they thinking

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-jimmy-neutron-office-visual-studio-windows-gif-24182560

[near hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878637810486226954/948036518059049030/cpu-nutella.mp4

[fringe umbra]

me when

[vital roost]

woahg,.

[fringe umbra]

ashy... is there something u want to tell me

[vital roost]

yes

hi cassie how are you

[fringe umbra]

been better ngl

wbu

[vital roost]

eh

i'm trying something new so hopefully that turns out

[fringe umbra]

hopefully

[vital roost]

yes hopefully

[velvet quest]

did you get approved yet

mine happened within the day

[void dirge]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-spongebob-spongebob-meme-mr-krabs-exploding-drunkwithzayn-gif-22590353

[vital roost]

hrrngng

[fringe umbra]

oh are you getting a gun

[lament egret]

ashy packin heat

[vital roost]

yeah that's what that means

[lament egret]

hes had enough

[fringe umbra]

what r u getting i want a sig

[vital roost]

LMAO IT COMPLETED AS I WAS SITTING HERE @velvet quest

[lament egret]

im nosy i want to know ashy

[fringe umbra]

i am also nosy

[vital roost]

ttyl virgins

[lament egret]

wh

what is this ashy i need to know that it isnt illegal

[vital roost]

gg koe

[lament egret]

im so confused

[vital roost]

@velvet quest

[fringe umbra]

OH GOFD OF FRUCKJ ASWHY GOT A JOB NOOOOOO

might as well just end it now

[lament egret]

bruh!

[velvet quest]

you get an hourly wage?

or is that estimated

[vital roost]

that's what is made on average

[fringe umbra]

ashy got a reasonably paying job? in this economy?

grats brah

[vital roost]

something like that

[lament egret]

i wanna try working at this museum in nyc at the desk but

[vital roost]

ok chat who wants my routing number (to give me money of course)

[lament egret]

send me money instead

[fringe umbra]

ashy does this mean u can finally afford some bitches

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

wage

also please provide your routing information, social security and your mothers maiden name

[vital roost]

No.

[fringe umbra]

whats ur paypal ill send u some money for soe bitches

[vital roost]

[e-mail]

[lament egret]

no way

[thin kelp]

Ash is such a chad, he transferred all 8.5 billion his checking to his savings, just so he didnt have to flex #humble

[fringe umbra]

was gonna do a whole bit where i photoshop a paypal cert that i send u 1 cent but then i rember i cant post pics

[thin kelp]

[strange finch]

any elden ring gamers in chat

did servers just go down or is my net poop

[near hill]

Elden Ring is literally Dark Souls

[strange finch]

correct

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-redditor-big-chungus-wholesome100-reddit-gif-18816605

[thick orbit]

Karma matters hello~!

[thick orbit]

You balling

[vital roost]

ikr

[thick orbit]

Also happy birthday ash

[vital roost]

thank you thank you

[thick orbit]

damn it

[vital roost]

first person to tell me, you're a real one maya

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/er5aJy0fHvI?t=116

Time stamped it

[vital roost]

wait is it your birthday

[thick orbit]

Yes its my bday

[vital roost]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[thick orbit]

[vital roost]

YOU NEVER TOLD ME >:(

[thick orbit]

Ty ty

[vital roost]

i would get you something but uh

[thick orbit]

It okie, my mum hasn't told me yet

Nah nah don't need anything

[vital roost]

i can give you like a warm happy birthday from america

[thick orbit]

[lament egret]

REN HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[thick orbit]

ty ty

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830358737020911636/904926212604969010/khat.gif

[thick orbit]

Drinking my whisky and coke

[lament egret]

omg pog

[fringe umbra]

he so happy :D

[velvet quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480132976110469124/903763928868323348/image0-7.gif

[thick orbit]

I am back at top donator

[sharp vale]

I be Smoove w it

[sharp vale]

NO MAMES WEY

Ashy getting paid more than me? Nah jit trippin'

[vital roost]

what

stay mad bozo

[sharp vale]

Is2g femboys truly are replacing men

[near hill]

good

[fringe umbra]

no horny pls

[sharp vale]

I am straight.

[vital roost]

what was in that spoiler

[near hill]

Something bad

[sharp vale]

Something bad

[bold forum]

🤨

[hardy mesa]

shoes

[sharp vale]

Jk ashy I'm glad you're earning good money ily

Get that bread

[vital roost]

wait but what was actually in that message

[near hill]

something bad

[lament egret]

was it actually

[near hill]

idk probably

[turbid igloo]

guys is it bad im watching modern famiy jus now

[hushed folio]

meep

[proper crest]

bruh

[velvet quest]

bruh

[sharp vale]

Something bad

[lament egret]

dm it i wanna see

[velvet quest]

see this

[void slate]

Hello, fellow discordian

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-peter-otto-octavius-doctor-octopus-spider-man-no-way-home-hey-peter-gif-22940477

[velvet quest]

@vital roost

[thin kelp]

🤨 AYO?

[velvet quest]

pussy

[vital roost]

i saw that one

🤨

[void slate]

Ashyoo 🤧

[vital roost]

bless u peter

[thin kelp]

more down bad than usual huh

[void slate]

I didn't see anything

[sharp vale]

Yes because ashy gets paid more than me

[velvet quest]

stay blind

[sharp vale]

Like literally double

[void slate]

Not seeing things is tight

[sharp vale]

Real

@vital roost teach me how to flirt ashyo

My flirting game TERRIBLE

[void slate]

When you want to flirt, you go to the other person

And declare, Fellow human, I would like to engage in flirting interactions with you.

[sharp vale]

And?

Why did you edit it

[void slate]

And you make raised eyebrow 🤨

[sharp vale]

Now I can't screenshot it and make it look like a seemless message due to plugins

That would've been a good no context message

[vital roost]

uhhh

[clever geyser]

monkawierd

[sharp vale]

PLEASE

[void slate]

Ashyoo 🤧 is a great place to work for and I am very excited about this opportunity

[sharp vale]

I bet ashyoo is a really great flirt

Only mfs with thighs like those can flirt like absolute fiends

[vital roost]

it's how i got my last boyfriend

[void slate]

Hello, did you fall from heaven, because you're literally Satan

[clever geyser]

[sharp vale]

It's how you can get me, wassup baby

[vital roost]

put on the thigh highs

[sharp vale]

I'm masculine and straight.

[vital roost]

and i'm neither of those

[sharp vale]

Does it look like I can pull off thigh highs

My thighs are as thick as this cat c'mon now

[vital roost]

:((

i'm gonna take new pics here soon

[sharp vale]

My jawline on fleek tho

[void slate]

Yeetim showing off his furry pet

[sharp vale]

I find this picture incredibly ironic

My car just sitting there while I drive a truck

[void slate]

What is your name, Yeetim

My name is Piotr

[sharp vale]

I would rather go by yeetim here on discord

[void slate]

I bet your name is Chad or something

Called it

[sharp vale]

If you saw it or have message logger you saw it

Say hi to mems everyone

His name is not actually mems

He doesn't have an official name just nicknames

[void slate]

At least people won't ask how to pronounce it. @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Mr. Mems, Mimimis, Mr. Mimis, Mr. Whiskies, Mlems, Mr. Meowmeows.

I mainly call him mems or mimimis

[sharp vale]

Idk I don't think I look like my name

Here's a picture of my hair a few months ago

Will delete

In like 20 seconds

Anyways here's a picture of my headers that I never showed y'all even though I wanted to show y'all

L

How about you witness some bitches

[thin kelp]

big car part

[sharp vale]

Yes very much so

Long tube headers

[thin kelp]

im gonna steal your catalytic converter

[sharp vale]

LOL okay

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

You do realize

[thin kelp]

No

[sharp vale]

That with headers... I don't have catalytic converters, right?

[thin kelp]

I am not a car head, my good sir

[sharp vale]

It's kind of a necessity to remove catalytic converters when adding performance mods

Good luck stealing something most of us performance guys DON'T have

Also typically unless it's a 4 cylinder or low emissions vehicle you're gonna have more than 1 (one) catalytic converter

Like Toyota tundras I think have six

Toyota tundras also have some expensive ass converters. Like 500$ per each one at the scrap

Nvm they have four. And they're also incredibly easy to steal.

All you gotta do is chop off the top and lower end of the pipes and drag them out because they're not attached to anything except the O2 sensors

And since tundras are pretty high trucks from factory it's not hard to slide underneath there with a grinder

[smoky matrix]

@red cloak he's doing crime again

[velvet quest]

are you surprised

[smoky matrix]

no

[thin kelp]

thanks, ill tell that great piece of advice to my friend!

[sharp vale]

Always

Deleting that bc it's incriminating

@smoky matrix LEMU LEMU ILY

[thin kelp]

I've already watched it

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[thin kelp]

Screenshotted, reported to the IRS

as well as the HUD

[sharp vale]

HUD? Mf what

[thin kelp]

Good luck trying to join a HOA in the future

[sharp vale]

You mean

Dashboard?

[thin kelp]

wh

[sharp vale]

Show us your car post ninja

[thin kelp]

just got it off a shmuck, paid like 4k for this beauty
less than 1,000 miles too

[void slate]

Bold assumption that ninja has a car

[sharp vale]

Goddamn bro

A steal

A 1995 Mazda Miata with less than 1000 original miles for 4000?

Incredible

[thin kelp]

I know right

[void slate]

This is mine

[thin kelp]

I like it

[sharp vale]

It looks swedish

Pop the hood

[thin kelp]

EU cars

[sharp vale]

Pop the hood

[maiden goblet]

da golfa

[void slate]

Nah it's some picture on the internet

[void slate]

Daewoo Tico

[sharp vale]

Alright but fr

Europeans may cap on the united states a LOT

[void slate]

Fr I don't have a license

[sharp vale]

And they try to brag about their exconobox shitboxes

But like on GOD Europe has NOTHING on us when it comes to cars

[maiden goblet]

-man who drives an F150 in the middle of a large city

economy cars slap hard

the world would be a better place if the vast majority of the population drove a Subaru

[sharp vale]

Mfs in Britain be like "Oi Bruv, your shitty dodge got nothing on my 1995 golf GTI with 100HP."

[void slate]

Have you seen Fiat Multipla

[maiden goblet]

i hate every person I've ever met who drives a dodge

[thin kelp]

yeah but muh freedom

[maiden goblet]

at least a dodge truck

[sharp vale]

Economy cars do go hard but even in the united states we have significantly better econoboxes

[maiden goblet]

lmao my friends family has 5 Honda elements

it's hilarious

[thin kelp]

everything would be great if we all rode bikes and horses

[mental oyster]

Man anyone playing elden ring? Game has to get goty

[sharp vale]

In the united states we have cars with triple the cargo space and double the Mpg

[bold forum]

Its my first souls game and ive already put 30 hours into it

its so nice to have a AAA game just be good for once

[mental oyster]

Ohh wow first souls game?

[maiden goblet]

yes but we can't ram then back and forth between two other cars in order to fit into a parking space

[void slate]

Horses produce emissions through their shit and bikes require parts and oil which produce emissions

[sharp vale]

American cars > every other car in the world

[maiden goblet]

as in france

[thin kelp]

car emissions > horse shit and bike emissions

[void slate]

Your mom > Every car in existence

[bold forum]

they should just invent teleporters already tbh

[void slate]

Yeah but that's a lot of shit you would want to see on the road

[maiden goblet]

the emissions come from me burning down park tools when I have to pay $25 for a fucking 7oz container of lube

fuck you park tools

[sharp vale]

LOL

[maiden goblet]

this guy knows

you know how much a tube of grease from park tool costs

[sharp vale]

In the usa we got the jeep renegade with 32 mpg highway miles

[maiden goblet]

$10

pain

[sharp vale]

No but I'm laughing bc you have to pay for that when I work with it for free

Perks of working at a shop

[maiden goblet]

hatred

if I could get a job at a shop I would just so I could use park tools shit on my bikes without paying for it

I used to have a $5 Amazon chain whip and it snapped and nearly tore into my arm

[sharp vale]

Why would you buy a cheap ass chain

Rule #1 cheap = expensive long term

[maiden goblet]

chain whip not chain

literally just needed to take off and clean some cassettes and nearly got my shit beat for it

[sharp vale]

I know what a chain whip is

I'm just saying the chain itself is half of the importance of the tool

Did the chain break or did the thing that mounts it on there break?

[maiden goblet]

so it was like

a thin sheet metal strip

[sharp vale]

Duh doi

[maiden goblet]

I thought it'd just bend if it was going to break

but it straight up snapped in half

super not cool

chain was fine

[sharp vale]

Well that's because cheap tools

Cheap anything that's made out of metal

Has contaminating elements in the forge when it's being made

[maiden goblet]

I never planned to use a chain whip again so I took my chances

[sharp vale]

So it's just super brittle and weak metal

[maiden goblet]

the chances took me back and made me their bitch

[sharp vale]

This is why you don't use cheap tools

[maiden goblet]

yup

[sharp vale]

Ever seen a cheap chrome socket shatter on torque?

Those mfs hurt like a bitch

Now imagine getting shrapnel in your eye

[signal seal]

we doin it guys

[maiden goblet]

no but my friend had a bit explode on him once when he was metalworking

[sharp vale]

God I wish

I'm too afraid to install elden ring bc I heard it's badly optimized and I want a good experience

[maiden goblet]

eye shrapnel no good

[signal seal]

safety glasses yeet 😐

safety squint doesn't work you know

[maiden goblet]

I wear safety glasses when I do sketchy shit

I might be an idiot but its only in one direction

[sharp vale]

I've never been in that situation

Everyone around me KNOWS not to use chromes on impact

But there are stories out there

[signal seal]

bro the 10mm goes missing

as 10mms do

[sharp vale]

And I've seen the videos

My 10mms have never gone missing

[signal seal]

you know i found a 10mm in my engine bay like 3 years after i lost it once

changing an engine mount

[sharp vale]

It got stuck in the engine mount I assume

[signal seal]

just you wait

[sharp vale]

I've seen that happen before

[signal seal]

i had to take off a whole bunch of stuff and it was caught in some plastic guarding

[sharp vale]

Socket or bolt falls into an engine mount that's angled just enough so where it'll never fall out and you'll never see it

Volkswagen plastic I assume

[thick orbit]

@spark oracle You alive I think you might of dced?

[signal seal]

it was the pendulum mount dead center on the bottom

[thick orbit]

or internet has froze

[sharp vale]

I HATE CARS WITH UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF PLASTIC

[thick orbit]

@sharp vale It is my birthday

[signal seal]

yeah well VW moved their oil filter to the engine bay

[sharp vale]

I HATE UNINSTALLING TWENTY PANELS JUST TO DO SIMPLE MAINTENANCE

[sharp vale]

Happy birthday renny ren

[signal seal]

Happy Birthday Ren

[thick orbit]

Ty love you

@spark oracle Can't hear you or your webcam is moving btw

[charred condor]

Hello everyone~

new to server

haven't played since I beat Beyond Light

[signal seal]

Talk about Density in the other channel

but hello and welcome back

[sharp vale]

I just took an L

[signal seal]

smooth move ex lax

[sharp vale]

Actually I'm taking a W I just don't know how to flirt with this girl

[signal seal]

tell her she has nice eyebrows

[sharp vale]

....

Bing you misunderstand

[signal seal]

that is flirting

x = ? now is x = tell her she has nice eyebrows

[sharp vale]

No bing

LOOK

I mean THIS flirting

My nerves? Wracked. My mind? Blown. My game? W.

[soft trout]

looking for a girlfriend, applications are open DM tap in quick don't wanna miss out on a lifetime opportunity

[velvet quest]

You should be the girlfriend

[soft trout]

too much effort

[velvet quest]

Ok I’ll make you my gf

[soft trout]

commitment issues man..

wait ur turn

[velvet quest]

I see no line

[sharp vale]

I got no gf but I be laying pipe

What's wrong with me

[velvet quest]

You’re you

[frank sorrel]

Yo has anyone bought the evanf merch

[thin kelp]

red name = no life

[void slate]

Postninja isn't red name?

[frank sorrel]

Giveaway winner

[thick orbit]

I have like 20 donator roles to give away

I spent $200 on donate

[sharp vale]

No mames wey

[thick orbit]

Yep

I wanted to be top donator

[sharp vale]

Are you?

[thick orbit]

Yep

[sharp vale]

Insane

[velvet quest]

Why do you waste money ren

[thick orbit]

Unless one of the $100 donators donated $200

[sharp vale]

Do you earn lots of money

[thick orbit]

Nope

[sharp vale]

WAIT I CAN POST THESE NOW

[frank sorrel]

Is there even a top donator role :0

[thick orbit]

What?>

No there is no top donator

But i am just going by the top donators in the gofundme link

[frank sorrel]

Dam

Ah lol

[thick orbit]

Yep I donated twice that is $100

For the memes tbh

[frank sorrel]

[thick orbit]

[frank sorrel]

One day I'll be at that financial status

[soft trout]

judging from me being rank 109 rn

i believe u

[frank sorrel]

WHAT

[soft trout]

fr

[frank sorrel]

Reminds me of that guy who was 1500 light b4 wq dropped

[soft trout]

it is what it is

[thin kelp]

[frank sorrel]

Howany bounties u had saved

[signal seal]

what do i name my elden ring character, it's a female

[soft trout]

3 chars

full

[thin kelp]

NoPP

[signal seal]

idk what that means

[frank sorrel]

I usually use a name generator tbh but for elden I named mine "Gatsu" cuz I wanna do a str great sword run

[soft trout]

name it deez

[signal seal]

I'm def going Faith / melee

my favorite DS3 build

[frank sorrel]

I never did a unga str build b4 it will b dif

[signal seal]

str is boring but pretty good for pvp with yhroms

[frank sorrel]

But no knowing dark pyromancy exists I just wanna finish so I can respect into that ;-;

[signal seal]

i hate wizards especially pyros

[frank sorrel]

D: we r cool! Kind offf

[signal seal]

almost as much as i hate blue sentinals

[frank sorrel]

I just like swinging the big sword tbh

[signal seal]

i have a friend who camps OOB in act 2 at SL20 and i just kill all the blues that come

with a character called "I HATE BLUES"

[frank sorrel]

Wow farming

[signal seal]

yeah they dry finger and summon me

[frank sorrel]

I wanna try making a spell sword build with moonveil

[signal seal]

or i invade til i get them

[thin kelp]

🤨 ayo??

[frank sorrel]

Becuz it's weeb but not rly

[signal seal]

spells are too cheesy

soul spear builds 🤮

[frank sorrel]

They r but

Eh pve I don't rly care what u go

And spells actually look kinda fun this time around

[sharp vale]

LOL

They're far too big tho

[thick orbit]

I don't like this

[mild adder]

[thick orbit]

Yeet pls delete

[amber wigeon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532362351186411522/936789119848292372/89089CAA-A5CF-47D9-9F91-2A83889AB2FB.gif

[high wasp]

What's the wall saying

[void slate]

The wall says Why didn't Mexico pay yet

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934768274841952272/942613109661634640/NOFUVKYOU.gif

[signal iris]

fully armoured dude gets beat up by a naked woman with a stick @exotic leaf

[thick orbit]

Hm

[sharp vale]

Definitely buying elden ring and not 🅱️itch queen

Next paycheck

[drifting ivy]

try to kill tutorial boss

oh wait if you're at the soldier you died then

nvm

[drifting ivy]

tutorial boss drops a Sword and Shield

the sword is pretty nice

[sharp vale]

Or

[drifting ivy]

or?

[sharp vale]

You could be a real souls player and run through half the game with no upgrades or load out swap

[drifting ivy]

this isnt a real souls player lmao

[sharp vale]

I made the dancer of the boreal valley my BITCH

[drifting ivy]

i mean the Samurai class as a pretty nice weapon and the bow is strong

so i guess it could work with that class

your strat would work

[sharp vale]

Souls games are actually fairly easy

Just unforgiving

Everything comes down to timing and memory

There is not one single boss in the souls games that inst predictable after a certain recognition of patterns

[rough trail]

that’s why I played sekiro at 15fps

I make the game truly challenging by not being able to predict what attack the 1 frame I was able to see looks like

[sharp vale]

I beat the dancer ez by just running around in a triangle after she destroyed all the pues for me to run around the room

All it takes is timing her parry and just yeeting her

If anything some if the regular ass enemies are more difficult than the bosses

Bc they can genuinely catch you off guard sometimes

[drifting ivy]

yeah but thats what people can't understand, Soulsborne are just games where you need to remember the pattern of attack and it becomes easier

[void slate]

🅱️itch Queen

[sharp vale]

Don't even care about the raid

Got burned out from dreadstiny again

[void slate]

Same

I bought it to support small Indie developer Bungie

[drifting ivy]

yeah i finished the campaign of the dlc and havent launched the game since

[sharp vale]

Mfw Bungie is called an indie dev even though they're a billion dollar business

[signal iris]

i didn't even notice my health go empty

[drifting ivy]

yeha claire the first boss if you pass a certain amount of health it "kills" you

[sharp vale]

This one time I was in wallah's server right

[drifting ivy]

so you didnt really die per say

[sharp vale]

And I argued with everyone about how Bungie wasn't an indie dev due to having major investors in private

[signal iris]

unlike ds1, killed that mf with black firebombs

[sharp vale]

And that they're worth millions and have a bunch of employees

But these mfs were adamant that it was a indie company

Now we see that Bungie sold for 3.6 BILLION

[drifting ivy]

@signal iris If you want to re try that boss later, it can be accessed with a Imbued Sword Key, at an erea called the Four Bellfries, theres a portal there that will teleport you to that zone

if you use the key

And here's what you get from it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_irTGz-uoxU

[sharp vale]

GUYS GUYS THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS

[drifting ivy]

The swords are worth it, the shield a bit less

[sharp vale]

LOL

LMAO

[drifting ivy]

You changed ever since the greebles Yeetim

[sharp vale]

Why do you say that

[drifting ivy]

The greebles have affected you

[sharp vale]

Why do you say that

[drifting ivy]

in your greebling rampage, you greebled yourself

i sitll dont know whta that means lemme check

wtf

[sharp vale]

Mf

GREEBLES is an art style

[drifting ivy]

oh yeah it was about that ghost shell

[sharp vale]

No you dumbass

I said I was going to GREEBLE his thighs

[drifting ivy]

[sharp vale]

As a threat to removing the appeal of his thighs

Bc people like smooth round thighs

But now imagine if it was greebled

[drifting ivy]

eww

[sharp vale]

Nobody would like em

And then y'all didn't know wtf greebling meant

When it's just an art style of adding more material on top of something

[drifting ivy]

yeah i joined the conversation when Luna was going insane bcuz of u

[sharp vale]

Perfectly smooth cube

[drifting ivy]

smouttth

[sharp vale]

Now imagine greebled thighs

@vital roost I will greeble your thighs

[drifting ivy]

-pls no

[sharp vale]

See

Now you understand

[drifting ivy]

yes

[sharp vale]

I wasn't going insane you were just confused

[void slate]

Nessus

[sharp vale]

OH MY GOD

[drifting ivy]

sus?

[sharp vale]

NOW I'M GOING INSANE

VEX

ARE JUST MASS GREEBLERS

[drifting ivy]

nes sus

[sharp vale]

NOOOOO

[drifting ivy]

omfg

[sharp vale]

THE VEX

THEY GREEBLED MY ARM

[lament egret]

We’re not doing this again

dont say the word yeetim

[sharp vale]

the vex are mass greeblers
The government is a lie
God isn't real, THE PYRAMIDS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

[lament egret]

wheres lana when you need her

[void slate]

Crying

[drifting ivy]

probably

[sharp vale]

Who's lana

Is she cute

[drifting ivy]

[void slate]

Lana dell Rey

[sharp vale]

Stolen

[lament egret]

im going to bed 😔

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/893955667872854066.gif

[drifting ivy]

[sharp vale]

Stolen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/840545492181450803.gif

[drifting ivy]

[void slate]

Stolen

[sharp vale]

Wow that was instant

[sharp vale]

Stolen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/937125910480551936.gif

[drifting ivy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666607184326688768/944593729975635979/spongebob-fish.gif

[void slate]

Cute

[sharp vale]

Post this car with incredible delay

[drifting ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-melty-blood-typemoon-la-creatura-gif-22944860

[sharp vale]

You know both of those memes are insane

Both of those memes are incredibly contradictory yet incredibly accurate

If you post this cat instantly, yet you've had the meme for a while, then is not delayed?

[drifting ivy]

literal 5 head

[sharp vale]

However if you post this cat with delay, are you not posting it instantly? Because it instantly showed up on the chat?

[sharp vale]

Yo soy la creatura

[drifting ivy]

pls stop with the cat my brain expolde

[sharp vale]

Schrodingers instant cat

Yeetim's cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-post-post-this-post-this-cat-cats-gif-23104907

https://c.tenor.com/bdkpXwGeELkAAAAM/post-this-cat-instantly-cat.gif

https://c.tenor.com/zddB03FKiygAAAAM/badhaloninja.gif

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/panko-departure-meme-gif-21229160

[sharp vale]

MelSEETHE

[granite umbra]

didnt ask + *your + mom

[sharp vale]

Marry me when

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-cat-cat-staring-confused-weird-gif-24607471

[sharp vale]

Since @signal iris doesn't want to marry me

PLEASE CLAIRE I LOVE YOU

[sharp vale]

https://c.tenor.com/uRrF3gSnAVIAAAAM/dripgoku.gif

[drifting ivy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/913743079738048512/caption.gif

[sharp vale]

https://c.tenor.com/vHT8zM3xwHsAAAAM/monkey-drip-monkey-with-the-drip.gif

https://c.tenor.com/lEWiUlAxe28AAAAM/he-will-never-airistotle.gif

@drifting ivy

[drifting ivy]

Airdripstotle

[sharp vale]

Jesus Christ man

You murdered the pun game today

Jesus

[drifting ivy]

game is deceased

[sharp vale]

I'm going to bed

[drifting ivy]

aight gn

[sharp vale]

Goodnight

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dancing-lizard-cry-about-it-gecko-dance-gif-20175430

[sharp vale]

Marry me when

[granite umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776384960164003841/825741323314921482/image0-24-3.gif

[drifting ivy]

we do a lil bit of trolling

[sharp vale]

Marry me already when

[drifting ivy]

yeetim why do you want to marry someone so badly

[sharp vale]

I don't ||it's just funny to bother||

[drifting ivy]

lul

[sharp vale]

||drip too hard don't stand too close||
||You gon fuck around and||
||Never gonna run around and desert you.||

[signal seal]

well elden ring is insane

absolutely massive

[sharp vale]

No spoilers BING

||BING STOP||

[drifting ivy]

I need towait only a few more hours and i cant experience it

[signal seal]

bro i barely know what's going on actually i have no idea

[sharp vale]

Bing

Bing do you want to see my headers

[drifting ivy]

ive been waiting since Friday for my game to be delivered

[signal seal]

i'm going to bed it's like 4 am

[sharp vale]

Gn

Me too

[drifting ivy]

gn both of you

[sharp vale]

Also from my screen since your pfp is so small, your pfp looks like the ice age but squirrel

https://c.tenor.com/1LDASDNiSu4AAAAM/ice-age-scratch.gif

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/life-imprisonment-cat-imprisoned-for-gif-22568262

[languid bay]

who should I 3 crowns next between hutao c1 or Ei c0?

[mild crystal]

post this cat with considerable delay

[granite umbra]

r5 catch just seems so broken for raiden subdps

add c2 raiden and u have the occasional ult nuke

seriously contemplating if i should go for cons or EL

[drifting ivy]

IT ARRIVED

[mild crystal]

it came

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/arrival-gif-19490664

[drifting ivy]

aaaaand i got to wait 4 more hours cuz drop off site is closed for now

[bitter heath]

what is it?

[drifting ivy]

Elden Ring Collector's Edition

[drifting ivy]

[granite umbra]

just collect it lol

[languid bay]

I have r5 catch but c0 raiden

[granite umbra]

its called collectors edition

[languid bay]

I also have r5 deathmatch so I guess I will 3 crowns c1 hutao next

3 crowns Xiao/Ayaka/Ganyu/Hutao

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

How are you

[desert pilot]

konami let the silent hill website domain expire and some one bought and put this tweet there lol

[thick orbit]

Ratio

[cold nebula]

Before and after excavation

[languid bay]

If it fail then I become beggar

finally 600 yay!

[void slate]

Guys I have 5G now

[desert pilot]

hell yeah

[somber shale]

@void slate i got 69G now 😘

[drifting ivy]

[thorny agate]

I got my pp stuck in a blender ;-;

[void slate]

Hey hey hey

[thorny agate]

SOMEONE TURNED ON THE BLENDER!!

I know have pp smoothie

[desert pilot]

drink it

[thorny agate]

It’s my pp

[drifting ivy]

INCREDIBILIS!

[thorny agate]

AD MORTEM INUMICUS

[drifting ivy]

i reinstalled the game a couple of weeks ago and have been playing Centurion ever since

almost got him prestige 5 i think

[void slate]

Caption this

[thorny agate]

“Sir you can’t just blow a hole in mars” “ambient no fucks given”

[thorny agate]

I’d suggest we 1v1 but you kilometer person

[thick orbit]

eating purple ice cream

[drifting ivy]

eating purple cream

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/블랙핑크-blackpink-bp-rosé-rose-gif-20535997

[languid bay]

that's very italian hand gesture

[exotic leaf]

robot

[drifting ivy]

@exotic leaf @signal iris Look at this beast

This shit is giabt

[thick orbit]

Peter gonna be turning into his sims robot

[void slate]

Robots are tight

[drifting ivy]

Now i can play the game

[void slate]

Playing games is tight

[exotic leaf]

OPEN IT OPEN IT

[exotic leaf]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[exotic leaf]

he was already a robot

[thick orbit]

tru tru

[void slate]

Lewshifer is tight

[exotic leaf]

Peter is tight

[drifting ivy]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

that figure goes right in a jar

[void slate]

The Court finds this statement to be true

[desert pilot]

ayo

[drifting ivy]

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

i hope you enjoy it

[drifting ivy]

The installation is fast too, and then there’s the day 1 patch to install

So like 15 mins and i can play

[void slate]

I hope they install 5g in my home town soon

[desert pilot]

my mom said that she would buy me a ps4 if i want to because were turning our basement into a second living room

does this mean i get to play judgement finally???

[void slate]

I wonder why is that o_o

[mild crystal]

luk how pretty , this was a couple hrs ago tho

[signal iris]

fully armoured dude gets beat up by a naked woman with a stick

[desert pilot]

my fantasy

[void slate]

I didn't know you were Korean

[hardy mesa]

https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1118168212410195975

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

Dates! They are important, because they allow us to clear our calendars for exciting, nay, MONUMENTAL events. Such as the upcoming Minecraft movie, which finally has one! March 4, 2022. Just around the corner! A few more details here: https://t.co/JfIEBYpptc https://t.co/CstpQVKPdY

Likes

36138

Retweets

5697

Twitter · Apr 16, 2019, 3:04 PM

[desert pilot]

no fucking way

[fringe umbra]

what the fuck

please tell me patton oswalt isnt in this one

[void slate]

I hope it's made by the creators of the Emoji Movie

[hardy mesa]

needs to be in it tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNrEQkYVnRw

[shrewd vigil]

Where is blue name

[mossy anchor]

Yo @harsh quartz I think the bot glitched out and banned me from the camera channel when i had my camera on

[harsh quartz]

Bot doesn't glitch out.

Your camera can glitch out though.

[mossy anchor]

Maybe idk

All i know is that my camera was on

[fringe umbra]

lost in in the war

[shrewd vigil]

💀

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-jimmy-neutron-office-visual-studio-windows-gif-24182560

[barren zinc]

Does anyone know how to change the region that shows on our discord names?

mine's flat out wrong. I'm in OCE

[mild crystal]

no its bugged

ur not the first person to ask

[barren zinc]

ahh

[somber anvil]

Ur bugged

[mild crystal]

kinda rude and uncalled for

[sacred oasis]

Rude!

[somber anvil]

Because its not possible for you to be this cute!

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

NO WAY BRO

THE SAME STATE TROOPER THAT ARRESTED ME PULLED ME OVER FOR SPEEDING

NOOOO WAY

It's all cool tho because it's just a citation

The same STATE TROOPER I OUTRAN

[mild crystal]

someone post the meme

[clever geyser]

imagine. how fast we're you speeding to get arrested

[sharp vale]

LET'S GO

LET'S GO HE GAVE ME A WARNING

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

[sharp vale]

I got arrested for OUTRUNNING a state trooper over a year ago. This was the same state trooper

[sick wyvern]

yeet is gonna end up in jail by the end of the month

[signal seal]

not owning a white car so you never get pulled over

i did 85 passed two border patrol cops .5 miles from the canadian border and they just sat in their u-turn 🙂

[clever geyser]

well out running a state trooper implys speeding and evading

[sharp vale]

My challenger is white

[sick wyvern]

Challenger, thats the problem

[void slate]

Challenged car for challenged people

[clever geyser]

GOTTEM!

[graceful plaza]

Why this guy so obsessed with being given a citation 😂

[shrewd vigil]

Das so meen

Say sorry, now!!!!

[somber anvil]

Agreed

[void slate]

how are you Luna

[somber anvil]

Im okay hru Peter!

[void slate]

We have a railroad strike tomorrow so I came from work early today and gonna go on a train at 4:30 am tomorrow xd

[somber anvil]

Damn

[somber anvil]

Its ok

Prefer Fanta

[signal seal]

oh well it's also a challenger 😄

[lament egret]

i love dr pepper

[desert pilot]

me too

dr peba

[void slate]

Dr Pebble

[sharp vale]

Factual

[sharp vale]

A warning

[sharp vale]

Maybe you should be obsessed with getting some bitches

[lament egret]

thats

[sharp vale]

I got pulled over in a Corolla 💀

[lament egret]

no nevermind, do it

[sharp vale]

DR PELK WHEN

[lament egret]

Pay me.

Im not drinking pilk related shit again unless im paid

[sharp vale]

THE KOENLY FANS

[lament egret]

wh

[void slate]

[REDACTED] only fans

[sharp vale]

If you got one of these mfs stay a billion feet away from me

PLASTIC CLIPS

[sick wyvern]

so?

[void slate]

I'm more interested in the dirt in the corner

[thorny mountain]

no memes channel?

[sharp vale]

Pain in the ass to get all the plastic clips and screws and then get everything back together

Me personally, I'd take them all off and drive my car without em

Weight reduction

[sharp vale]

This is the memes channel

[thorny mountain]

oof

cant post videos

[shrewd vigil]

You can post DN

[thorny mountain]

bruhhh

even links arent allowed

[runic helm]

Image perms are p2w

[thorny mountain]

dammmmm bro

im out

[runic helm]

Tbf if 600k people all had image perms imagine how that would go

LMAOOO he actually left

[void slate]

#donate

[sick wyvern]

its like that dude who only installed density to eager edge skate and uninstalled when it got nerfed.

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-spongebob-spongebob-meme-mr-krabs-exploding-drunkwithzayn-gif-22590353

[void slate]

Potassium noooo you murdered a horse

[velvet quest]

Can I send that robot to your house?

[desert pilot]

hey it wasnt me it was some dude in detroit

[lament egret]

of course

[velvet quest]

[void slate]

What if Detroit was in Finland

He stole garage from Detroit

[glossy vault]

[past hull]

yoooo

[main steppe]

yo

[mild crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856706114694807575/948324333179269131/catbed-2.mp4

[upbeat birch]

[glass junco]

[cold nebula]

So fukin depressed

[somber anvil]

@cold nebula

[drifting ivy]

@exotic leaf just died ro Godrick, it was my first attempt at him

He was one hit away

From death

[exotic leaf]

F\

[queen osprey]

bit skill gapped huh

[exotic leaf]

bit skill gapped innit

[signal seal]

Lew 😮

[exotic leaf]

bingy :)

[cold nebula]

awww

[sharp vale]

Cow balloon

They fucking inflated my cow

Can't have shit in detroit

Giving me image perms was the best thing to ever happen on this server

[exotic leaf]

[soft pebble]

how do i update my region roles? there isnt anything to update it in the server access channel for me

[drifting ivy]

@exotic leaf @queen osprey

Game is too easy for me

[modest kraken]

[velvet quest]

Dumbasses

[final geode]

To anyone that crossplays, what do you use to chat with console players? Mic quality is perfect on discord then goes to shit on xbox app and game chat

[hardy mesa]

what do they be working on i wonder?

hopefully a new tf2 sfm

[signal iris]

@velvet quest

[velvet quest]

Grass type incineroar

So far I like the grass type best

[lament egret]

i want the stupid looking fire type

[velvet quest]

It’s been since like

Sinc gen 5 where I liked the grass type best

[signal iris]

idk, i dunno anything about the new games

[velvet quest]

Grass cat, fire croc, water duck

Rip swanna and ducklet

I love cats

Please be a bingus cat

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/bandori-bang-dream-big-chungus-gif-20024093

[harsh quartz]

527513731815440414

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848570452652982282/914927169979949096/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[rough drum]

https://archive.org/details/flash_badger#

[dark shoal]

sneed

[smoky matrix]

can I

[dark shoal]

No.

[smoky matrix]

FUCK

this is so unfair

[smoky matrix]

extremely unthrilling

[trail citrus]

me when i want to order food

[harsh quartz]

470711872312573952

[rough drum]

783172087547953162

[lament egret]

so true

[smoky matrix]

[golden mica]

when will people learn that pissing off the internet is never the way to go

[smoky matrix]

do not anger the hive mind

[desert pilot]

wow wtf happened

[golden mica]

seriously we have char limit here too

[golden mica]

during a giveaway to their "ambassadors" (aka people who give them free advertising), the person who won was a small streamer and so the ceo shit talked their socials/size and decided the streamer didn't deserve the PC

[desert pilot]

oh wow

what a scummy move

[golden mica]

so pretty much every ambassador/partner/sponsor of the company has pulled out on them, it's beautiful

[desert pilot]

absolutely deserved

[sharp reef]

Lmfao

[velvet quest]

your pfp is cropped furry porn isnt it

[sharp reef]

No

[velvet quest]

surprising

[sharp reef]

Ok

It’s just a crop of Lucario

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-spongebob-spongebob-meme-mr-krabs-exploding-drunkwithzayn-gif-22590353