#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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this HAS to be fake
Bope 
ITS FAKE OMG
but look at the glass in her hand
her hand probably moved
THATS NOT WHERE IT WAS SHOPPED
^
but im done simping over abigail shapiro
epic embed fail
instagram doesnt embed
unfortunate for u
I'll unfortunately consume your bone marrow
Big tits wow
OH SHES PREGNANT THAT MAKES SENSE, WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT
It is shopped, comfirmed
SHE ALREADY HAD PRETTY BIG JUICERS BEFORE SO IT MAKES SENSE
post go to bed you have school
yeah, she's pregnant
GUYS DIDNT YOU TAKE BIOLOGY OR SEX ED CMON
post its shopped im comparing them
NO I MEAN THE OG PIC
Also jackets, especially denim or any harder fabrics like corduroy don't bend roundly like on the chest area of her jacket
she has big cans
Post is a child
bope
RIGHT IS THE SHOPPED RIGHT, ONLY SHOPPED A LITTLE
proved by ms paint that its shopped
are we still talking abt abigail shapiro's milkers
YEAH I DONT KNOW WHY THEY FELT THE NEED TO DO THAT, ITS NOT TOO NOTICEABLE IF YOUVE SEEN THE ORIGINAL PIC

y'all are degens to the highest degree
I AGREE
true
Do you have a gf
nene did u not see the tiddies
SKILLY
go back to fake women so its less creepy
hello
my favorite red name
why does this matter
its funny bc its abigail shapiro
To degen or not

@sharp vale I killed beast on isaac first time 
Congrats
When do we play again skilly
Preferable in a way where I don't get CLAPPED
tits
he does, me
No.
dont shoot your sledgehammer this time
Ahsyoo a girl? LET'S GOOOOO
wrong reply but works
THE FAKE WOMEN ALL DUMPED ME
IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED

YEETIM IS YOUR KEYBOARD ALSO BROKEN
no

That's just a you issue
ash is a girl no way
this is him using a sledgehammer
She was THICC tho
She was a baddie

tits
yes iris
I WAS HOLDING A SLEDGEHAMMER THE ENTIRE TIME
DID YOU NOT SEE
vay hek 
yet
VAY HEK
me
literally iris
Who's iris
when did you take off your muzzle flash from your sledgehammer
iris deez nuts
Idk yesterday
IS THAT THE VA FOR THE OVERWATCH GUY
stop talking
No, it's the vay hek va
so true oomfie
it came up n/a
WTF IS THIS, WARFRAME IS SO MID LMAOOOO
WARFRAME 
post did you take your medicine this morning
WARFRAME 
Real
MALD ARMOR 
WARFRAME 
😞

yeah, youre the bitch in prison
I thought your dad was
dont make me look up convict.report
Do it
he was, considering i never knew him
whats with yeetim and convicts
I'm good friends with criminals ngl
same
we'll see about that
weirdge
I'm the type of person stay in line in fire drills when we went outside
hi rev rev
hi
I'm the type of person who lined up early to go back inside during recess
are you drake
All of the good guy things you could say about drake you could say about me ngl
yea
I'm the type of person to keep trash in my car until I can find a trash can to throw it out
Like genuinely how does a goody two shoes like me make friends with criminals
Like how
what does this mean
People make memes about drake being a classic goody two shoes like the generic stereotypes on sitcoms
Like the generic way tv characters brush their teeth
those are jokes
aight, bet
are you saying youre a joke?
Actually valid
this took you way too long
4 sherpas 💀
i'm so proud of you
yea 
Flawlessed a vehicle theft? Valid
I wish, I don't even know how to take my car's clips apart
RYF YOU MISSED ONE
"Search for a guardian..." Should've been "search for a convict..."
what
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Obviously shopped
you
Couldn't have been me
literally me when i saw i missed one
i need to find a mommy
hi
hi
Ash is a mommy???? 
yeah mine
aren't u both literally male
#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk in a nutshell
no
hi
yes they are

can i be one
💀
idk can you
yes!
ok then be my mommy
ash u arent ur hunter'
so true
rdm,..d gbrrr
all my characters are female
valid point
i wish i could change my characters :(
delete remake
i was wondering why you had male ones
PURGE
if they dont add it in wq i am going to
you ever use a toothpick to unstick your shift key switch from the housing because of... activities
no
i hope you never have to
pardon?
Who flosses in this chat
bope
@lament egret mommy,..

ash im abt to streamsnipe u and iris
were on a date leave us alone
no u arent there are 4 other ppl with u
ok a triple date
me and solar are on a date leave us alone
yeah exactly
can i go on the date too
join me on a gm date
sorry zac im tryin to do an ib date
gay
yeah if you date me
yes thats the idea
speaking of actually, do I even have you on steam
seeing as how we're supposedly doing day 1 together
@red cloak join
@red cloak that meme got me loling
:O
which one?
the yeetim one
RYF
LMAO
Busted


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i think its the countertop
i aspire to make this my entire game whenever i finish it
yeah that's my desk
with a mouse pad or no?
Does anyone know where I can get some catalytic converters
conviction.report

I want to go to the bone zone
I don't speak french
🗿
it cant be hidden forever
wtf the bone zone i want in
how about you get some bitches instead

so true oomfie
can I have access to the staff pun channel?
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i wanna see some fire ass puns
eddie I cant fill that out though
i want to see the bone zone
i mean i just wanted to see some puns man i wasn't really interested in bein a mod
@high wasp can i see the bone zone
can you give me the cheatsheet for this
Yeah apply for mod and you can see it
just lemme see them puns bro
hmm maybe worth it
That's what @bitter heath did saw the puns then dipped
super based
LMAO
nah, I got into a course and didnt have time so I asked eva to take it
but then I no longer am in that course so I asked if I could get it back and got 
that story is almost as tragic as hamlet

pp
omg hi ares
hi cut ie
Chat I just had a genius idea for a new Olympic sport
femboy competition
Also a good idea but mine was a breath holding competition
word
Word
On an unrelated note I think I blew a blood vessel in my eye
this would both be incredibly boring yet stressful to watch
ouch
Well idc abt the watching part I care more abt seeing the last 3 minutes
And yes it was from holding my breath too long
Gj
so proud of you
Grimble would be proud
:((
@smoky matrix hi cutie
grimble

Hope I get to see the bone zone :)
Omg hi
theres an urban legend where if you ate particularly gassy foods, the resulting flatulence could be inhaled underwater to boost your breath-holding time
apparently its pretty dangerous, which is why they say don't eat before you swim
Fake
youre just brainwashed
There is literally no study that has ever showed any risk at all posed by eating before swimming

i agree, that lie was just made up to cover the history of this skill so people dont discover it


apparently they called it "bean-induced inspiration"
i kinda wanna play ds3 mods
Inspiration ?? Tf u talking abt
why dont you mod in some bitches
I’ve heard cinders mod is p good
hi kneeknee
hji
another reason the highly-useful skill was slowly phased out of survival books 
theres a global conspiracy of world leaders who have banned highly lost knowledge like this
nuts

Hyperventilate for 2 minutes and then hold ur breath and run in circles as fast as u can
You’ll get xray vision 
No
balls and nuts
We cock, dick, balling
if you like Mediterranean food you should try it
stfu anime girl
Gn chat I’m sleepy
night ryf
east coast 

when ur sleeping you can put your foot off the bed
i already knocked tf out of the gremlin under it
no grabbing today 



this means you're in the room with ryf


no im the gremlin
can you be under my bed
yes
it's where i keep all my fem clothes
i thought you kept them in the rafters
except me
- my mother has seen me in fem clothes twice now
real
fuck you
cope? idk
i'm trying !
bope*


Hello ninja, Fortnite

what

bope
i just found a twitter page thats called Density 2.... its one of you here isnt it
hi nene
hi
NAENAE

get out of my head
Gn everyone
nightynight
Yes
@golden mica
@signal seal
that was fast
easy word
ok time to go back to cuddling

cuddling
this one literally took me 20 seconds to solve
same lol
No one using #939823980821512212 😡
i forgot threads exist
Threads are tight
i hope thats actually a good update 
been wanting a combat overhaul since like, release
Has anyone tried worldle? where you identify the country
pov it all roll to crit rate 
I can't believe I won 25% 5 times in a row, how is this even possible!?
are u at work maya
Nope
Dunno, cause thats when the game releases WW
OH
i didn't realize it wasn't out yet
They actually made the game release when US hits 17th at 12am and not when its like a normal average time 
me and the boys ready for it
You and another person are the only ones who have it atm
My brother will be playing it too but we are game sharing
I brought Iron Harvest since it was on sale to play while I wait for it

Wait they got skins for the RTS game lol
crucible

( its very important )
What's crucible
At least the lore isn't open ending
Like a certain space wizard game
Came into a certain towel?
Something the "architects" created to make space wizards mentally unstable
Isn't that #💬destiny-chat

my boy tyler ninja blevins
hey, thats papi chulo to you
omg i'm so sorry papi chulo
hihi
Postninja?
hi koemi how are you this fine fine night
nah thats preninja
bored actually considering going on the density
Preninja 😳
if u wanna do something i'd be down
i was either considering the lls if its a helmet or just trying the new mission
lls is chest today
lets do gms together!!
hgngrh
hmrngrgr
if its chest all i can really hope to farm is another mantle of battle harmony
or chromatic fire i guess
hello chat 
phoenix is p nice
it's hothead and hung lawyer adept this week
oo that's p nice
i was hoping for helm so i can get a pretty epic nez or astrocyte
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damn, I've got 4 people online on my friends list and they're all in orbit
i was just in the helm, switch cchars tho
im gonna cry and cope in lls
eh, the lls isnt that bad today
what dungeon
isnt it perdition
lls is bay of drowned wishes
ye
mls is perdition
if you need an extra i'll join
sure
word+ussy is getting kind of annoying
Shit
shitussy
how do i sort by platime and csgo is at the top explain this
steam sucks probably
real
god I'm surrounded by idiots, got a clip earlier of my fireteam wiping to a single psion in the gm
how do i get unmute from server mute
🤝
We all unpacking?
no
ddamn
I've already spent too much on games recently
with witch queen and both pokemon games, I'm not going to buy another game until maybe the tiny tina one
though with that I might wait a year til its on steam
Ah yes, a fellow average pokemon enjoyer
elden ring
omg thats me
LETS GOOOO
i thought it didnt release for another hour and a half
This man is sexy.
Yep early release lol

damn that was a good game
damn nice

Ren on warhammer lets go
Early release 
Hacker
Postninja is nice
Game already got me
Peter is nice
Being nice is tight

Hi Wiz
hi wiz feels like it's been a minute since we've talked
hiya
haven't been feeling public chats lately

Understandable
THE END TIMES ARE NEAR
post are u ok
i Have to wajt for a bit to see if im called or not
REJOICE FOR THE END OF OUR SUFFERING IS CLOSE AT HAND
Good
REJOICE
What
brain hurty

real
Hi koi
hihi

BRO WHERE IS THE SBMM, WHAT EVEN IS THIS LOP SIDED BULLSHIT
@quick hearth indestructible bunny
Took long enough
Nyx and lmite
@smoky matrix henlo henlo
Hihi luna good morn
morning luna
Good mornnn to u both

Is that lost ark
time for simp
?
yes
wtf, why did my message delete?
help
not a threat, this is a promise
Imaginative
Whatd you send
insane
it didnt delete
yes it did
i said yes, and it deleted
Weird
Its there
because i sent it again???
How would i know that
i know you can see it
i have nothing installed
Weird ok
its there, base discord
has happened to me quite a few times as well, server got too many people on it smh
Hmm gonna wait a bit more
:(

Sounds just like my dating lyfe, pick both
i will eat it
Nom
it's amazing
Pick
dont ever cook again
Be toxic
@quick hearth 
ANYONE HERE GOOD WITH CRYPTO WALLETS/MONERO/LEDGER
I have a single nft
I have this cool picture
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
1 too many
5/7
can we see it at least @bitter heath
I have this cool video
that is a pretty cool video
Until?
Its time im giving them to call me if they dont im going back to sleep.
Ah fair

do you guys want a cool video
Yes
I am worried now
original name
i also have an edit i made for ashy
This is an extremely cool video
oop
Night nightt
is the new exorcism mission farmable?
byee lana
real
hey hey ashy!
hiya duck
When does summer end >:(
how've you been?
have been good
when does summer start, im tired of this white bullshit piling up on my car and the roads
gotta make sure i get everything done on that game this week
no, snow good
it's been summer since the start of december stupid
how has you been? @vital roost
ashy is talking about me btw

just sick of drama people seem hellbent on bringing up 
yeah that sucks, frickin hate when that happens 
ashy getting bullied? i will not tolerate this


nono nothing like that lol
rewatching wall - e, forgot how akward some scenes are 
what a classic
better not be 😤
nah its bullying cause (im assuming) they keep bringing something up repetitively
it's just annoying, i wouldn't say bullying or anything, i don't really wanna talk abt it more because i'd feel hypocritical
yeah fair enough
samwhich
bring back white rank
You can still have it if you're cool
you dont need to bring anything up we just care about you 
thank u bananaman
yw ashy 
I am never zoned in
sometimes i just let my mind wander and i dont even realize i zoned out
That's how it goes
a genuine disconnect from reality is probably the most relaxed you will ever feel, i'm talking like feeling nothing and thinking nothing.
felt
your just, there.
idk what if i can even talk about it its just all over the place
so true
sometimes adhd goes so hard
ive just been in a state of like not caring/overthinking/drained
we all here for you koe 

I feel the same way bro and I don't even do anything
Omg same
alright i'm probably alone in this but does anyone ever feel that disconnect from reality to the point where you kinda feel like your watching yourself in third person?
genuine auto pilot moment
yeah ive been feeling that way for about a week now
i know that exact feeling
astral projection type beat
i do that but i watch myself in first person
mirror
i do that except i watch you in first person (i am outside your window)
i want to watch you instead because you are so cute
omegs
i think the feeling of nothing is how death feels
damn thats deep

i unironically believe that, i'm trying to avoid all the r/i'm14andthisisdeep kinda clichés
lol
the afterlife is actually density
please no
we are getting a free preview of the afterlife
U CAUGHT ME
, i'm going to ban jail
get out.
if density is the afterlife i will never die
what if we died and then we could play density the best game and now our reality forever and ever
I think that is called hell
the 9th circle of hell
ok but imagine being reborn as a guardian but then being turned into a crystal
WE CAME DOWN HERE AS A SQUAD OF NINE
as long as i'm with you 
omfg mfw they make the slow dance emote into a real thing irl where people actually slow dance
GOT PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE, WATCHED A WIZARD RIP THE LIGHT OUT OF MY FREIND AND FUNNLE IT INTO SOME KIND OF CRYSTAL
"TheY'rE HaRVesTinG GuARDiaNS"
NIGHT ARES see you in 10 minutes
night ares! i'll be in ur room to tuck u in soon!



get a new brain
I wish I could
IT'S GETTING A LITTLE DICEY DOWN HERE, YOU NEED TO TURN BACK
deadstiny these nuts
alright listen here mod
Oop got ratio’d
@teal temple has been muted.
L
jk
L BOZO
wb
Lost Ark fuckin addicting dude
i'd play more, but maintenance
God I love this cup
horny
boob
👀
can i take a drink from the boob cup
massive vampire woman honkers bro
hot
what is in da cup
mango flavoured gamersupps
mango good
ive been a huge fan of vampires for the longest time
vampires are p cool

i'm a vampire, i hate the sunlight 

wasn't terraria done updating like 18 updates ago
vampire knight was one of my first if not my very first anime i ever watched
and my waifu is a vampire
vampires must suck blood to get the vitamin D they can't get from sunlight they're just misunderstood creatures 
yeah, it was meant to be the final one
next terraria update
lmao
I'll give a vampire some vitamin D in a minute
pls
what are they fixing rn anyway?
make up your mind
no idea
pvp is addicting, I am trash at it, but it feels like a fighting game haha
yeah there has been a few terraria updates over the past year or so since 1.14 which was 'the last update' 
What
this will be 1.14.4
how do they keep getting away w/ it
felt like it
im pretty sure people comment on it every time, but they cant 'not get away with it' when its their game
trutru
i just play with mods cause thats super fun
like the only way to play anymore
I never played it 😎
yeah
i feel like i should do a complete revamp on my steam profile
fair
get the donald trump and putin background
what to do
just feels kinda bland
i will give you a jester award
you dont live in japan
should get a background to compliment the purple on the profile
you now have two jesters ash
and name
i like mine
can't prove it
mine on the other hand
claire no

Ash I put way too much effort into my steam profile
mine is bad
cant post my page gang
i will be looking at yours rn
you should see mine
oh yeah you're is super pretty
ash you are currently receiving every single steam award
pls help that was a 3am typo moment
its super boring
i was talking abt reptr's
i'll check urs out rn
i like the yumeko thing you have 
lol i knew it
did u actually 100% bottom right
oh yours is really cool too tho
Yea
@hollow marten your comments though 
did you like find the background you like, then cut it out to make the pictures in the middle? @desert pilot @hollow marten
i used steam.design
Go over a few pages to the + reps
hold on i have a steam guide about it i think
my comments are bad lmao

my friend does steam art works and if you want a specific background then you have to find the one you want on steam, and then put the artwork over the top
Also no I commissioned some guy for mine and got the background after
my profile is so zzzz but I can't be bothered to put any effort into it
ahhh i see, i don't want to put so much effort that i'm commissioning someone to do something
lmao
@smoky matrix
?
ff
yeah, you could do it yourself but im assuming itd just be an image, not an animation (unless you are super good with that stuff)
but same concept, you will have to find the background you want on the steam market
right
have you seen my profile?
yeah i have
I felt that
https://steam.design/ @vital roost use this website to get the artwork for the background
cute astolfo pic
We put minimum effort into da profile cuz the creativity be lackin 

wait did yo uget the astolfo comissioned?
no
fuckin dumbass is spilling the tea


what did soul make then? just curious
stupid mf

my friend did it for free cause we know each other very well
wait so they did draw the astolfo
probably
he was gonna do an animated one but apparently astolfo is INCREDIBLY hard to do (obviously if it was paid that wouldnt matter so much but it was free)
I am dying from covid
im actually gonna ask this rn considering we are in a call lmao
fair lol
please do not I forbid it
die quicker.
immaculate grammar
(so i can harvest your organs)
This is probably why I have had my very long cough
nice
Take it back
actually I can probably do a trial if you still need that the thing I was waiting for is now delayed
mfw when i wake up in an ice bath after a night out
otherwise allg
We love coughing our lungs out multiple times a day
how
(your organs are gone)
We shall do a little bit of money making on FF

Leemur has told me not to die so I shall not be dying
mfw i have a scar where my kidney used to be
die
that's 2 against 1
I am sure this is not suspect at all
he explained what he did but added 'I put it together, thats all you really need to say' i can tell you what he specifically did if you want
surely not !
ah no it's fine lol, fair enough
i have made money off of this today
Fuck up
yeah he mainly does animated ones which take quite some time (animates them from a still image)
cant believe you'd steal my kidney i trusted you smh
a lot of people do
yeah i checked out his profile, seems p cool

you bastard 
Bope
me rn: 

*
yeah bopium
What is that wacky dog doin
thats a frog
thats me im jumping into de water
Woof
Nice government drone
this is the gif ever
My tits are poppin
cat is fucking dead
rip
Why'd you kill the cat
cat dragoon jumped off the edge
Classic dragoons
I think I wasn't watching
monks get shit for being monkeys and then dragoons jump off edges and into trains
Purge the catgirls
wait, this happens often?
I rdm backflip off the map more than I like to admit
oh boy 4am
Or well, at least I used to
I have used DRK plunge off the map too many times
OR when I was first playing reaper and didn't realise the gap closer was based off character not camera
and I woudl keep flying off the edge of things
How do you drk plunge off the map 
please hold
close discord and sleep 

Ive done it anotehr time as well
I forgot where it was though
something else with missing floor
lemur the hot glasses neko
I had this one time in shadowbringers with my static at the time
My dragoon wanted to look cool and backflip into the boss as the fight started
Mf forgot to turn around though so he backflipped off the map instead

I'd post my bun but all the pics of her on my phone are scandalous!
wannabe bayonetta
bro why? i died like two thirds in
they might have been in a party
can't commend other party members
or they were just being nice 
Might've commended for weekly challenge 

Classic
just hold shift and you can't fall off the map
L bozoid
just as easy as that
your hotbar hurts me claire I will not lie 
first time I used reaper gap closer ;-;
idk what i'm doing, m8
Pee
Lol yea reaper movement is weird
I like it when I need to walk somewhere in a city or something
Sam is my fav anyways 

Phys ranged in cities cuz peloton
















