#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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@golden mica
She would hate you for 2.5 hours and then be your friend
very cute
of course it would be
I could live with that tbh
i can imagine lmao
whats the material of it all
ping me you cowar- oh right you did 
silky
when the weather conditions are against you
tyty
:D
i did 3 guesses got two yellows and put it off for 4 hours

you have v pretty eyes
i will finish it once i get back to my room
She is currently losing her mind trying to clean herself and fend off a fly at the same time
ashy new banner with smoothest thighs i have ever seen in my life no cap
Can I be your cats friend
No sorry you are restricted to her babysitter
losing her mind or beyond your understanding?

She did a flip and headbutted the couch idk chief
if you lose your way when an enemy attacks the enemy has won
lemur lets introduce your cat to obi
the ways of cats are beyond us
he's a lonely inside cat that needs to know he isnt the only cat in the world
Who is obi
bc she knows whats going on man. never verbally attack your cat again or I will attack you
@sand wolf
dont you attack people regardless
She is a fucking asshole and I won't hear otherwise
She is still friend shaped though whether she likes it or not
this is literally why yo dad dosent love you stfu
Yooo that’s fire
i crave violence and bloodshed tho
my sisters cat
I willl not hear slander against that mf
Same
can i drink your blood
masochism in the bedroom honey its not meant for public
does anyone own an ultrawide monitor they'd like to suggest by any chance?
one that's wide
i only have my tv monitor i use for my pc
omegs hi koemi
hi
can you drink mine 
Yes.

can i pet your cat
Cat :D
Cat
I could throw him far
i recognize this glass, i have your address, i'm coming to your house @bitter heath
I have a glass like that
yo can i come, that would be epic 

gen chat meetup at the cat

If I can drink yours first
can we drink each others blood and eventually it'll be completely swapped
same. now edate??
Yeah
infinite blood transfer
where we dropping (im currently nosediving in a plane)
🤨🤨
no homo i meant
rn (i didn't bring parachutes)
Was gonna say yes but you said no homo 👎🏻
you literally just need to ask tbh
FULL HOMO
🤨
😭 dont do this to me
what's your address

(don't actually send it to me please)

Send it it would be funny
to late
@hard spindle I found another face do you wanna see it
if its not yours yes
rando don't make me do it
do what bitch?
instead ill send you your address and confuse you c:
You.

I am not complaining
you do live in my walls so it'd make sense

I MEAN *generic rando 3 comments"
suspect
:3
never insult ur cat again we besties now
cute kitkat

Me when rando isn’t being annoying
This is crazy
Meow
1/100000
based cat enjoyer rando??
meow
your one to talk 💤
@signal seal
who?
So true bestie
u little shits
who
When am I annoying

every time you open your fatass mouth to talk
🥴🥴
im sorry man that was messed
relentless
when the chill is zero
that's not even the worst thing you've said why are you apologizing
brr



slips into something more comfortable
He doesn’t even mean it either


unlike your stupid headass I like dolph
time to go assassinate some people
for u I mean it 🥺
This emote goes so hard for no reason

LOL
If only I could send images
dayz minecraft edition
lol
this is what male peak performance looks like
rust
dm it 4 u i send it in chat
and this is @sharp vale
true!

lmao
@golden mica i'm so fucking stumped on this word btw
The word is gullible
Go ahead and send it
UH HU< AKHCTUALLY GULLIBLE IS 8 LETTERS, WRODLE IS 5 LETERS!$*(#

Oh-
Tried to spray flies with the fan on.. Guess who got a face full of fly spray
c:
NICE ONE
thank
you are so talented
its Australia things always go the opposite way they're supposed to
gravity is opposite
did you die
i got fucked. nothing first line, 2 yellows second line.
i live in pain. i am pain
Gravity is fake
No 
you are not a fly
skill issue
Damn I wish I was.. There is a movie about a guy dying and reincarnating into a fly and getting payback on the people that killed him or threating his family
i didn't even know this was a word @golden mica
ren have u tried asking the flies to politely leave huh ??
Eaga?
use your words not violancing -lego ghandi
YOOO YOU DID IT
Yes~!
i had || i placed in the 4th slot, and NO vowels in the first 3 so i knew i had to reuse either i or use Y, cynical was the only word i could think of||
wordle spoilers for 2/14
||yeah I had the exact same thought process, I could only assume there was a Y cause there wasn't going to be 3 consonants in a row||
iris what's your favorite ghost pokemon
Zorua
zorua is just dark isn't it
The new one
oh the hisuian vers
i just asked my friend and he said darkrai 

what the fuck
Darkrai is dark type bruh
how to do
Literally me
am back
hi welcome back 
ate a burrito 
AYO
have you watched this movie yet 
NO :(
i will soon™️
you better 
ive tried to watch aot 3 or 4 times in my life and i failed every time
Based sceptile enjoyer 
nows a good time to start cause its literally going to be quite possibly the most epic anime of the last few years
And zekrom 
I would have chosen black kyurem but I didnt want to fill it with legendaries
also does anyone know the name of my fighting type pick
Sawk
SAWK ON THESE NUTS
No
you are cringe
pardon?
ive tried 
you could probably just watch a recap video of the first 3 seasons and then only do the 4th
prob
cause lets be honest, those 3 are nothing compared to this
all i know is that i have fallen asleep more than once trying to watch it
and that there was a lot of talking and nothing happening

this is what im currently at with my wordle and im completely stumped. i have no idea what to do
Check out my score
guh
they brought back the season 1 music and the ODM scenes are animated beautifully
@velvet quest
@velvet quest
lots of baby pokemon
or only three actually
I just realised that in mine you can barely see the dragon type pick
my favorite pokemon on here is fire but i can't remember it's name
bright mf
ultra necrozma literally gives me trust issues with pokemon games
No way!!!
though the new game fucking blew that little fear out of the water with the new bullshit boss fight
i can never remember his name :(
oh we doing pokemon lists hold on
My ex gf drew this for me
omg that's so cute
Pretty based
Damn, that's nice.
nobody is falling for it
i tried
slugma?
this wordle is making me want to die
thats why I am never doing wordle
bro.... spoilers.....
just get it?
Guys should I sleep or just stay up for no reason
sleep obvs
true
no robux : (
I think I will stay up
you know what
i return
fair enough
ok here u go chatbox
hello koe 
v good list 
I love sleep but like also
My list would change heracross to hisuian lilligant and dragapult to hisuian zorua
based rampardos enjoyer, i would have put him on mine but I went nosepass cause his design is funny
Don’t want to sleep
you should be going to sleep soon aswell ashy
rampardos is so raw
so while i get up to go lie in bed I am going to post this for you
this one? @velvet quest
Shiny rampardos is really nice
Yea
rampardos is my favourite fossil pokemon
idk i love the dress look of normal lilligant
i would put krookidile in my list but wooper is shaped like a fren
content
Real
i recognize this light, omw

this stream was so good
anybody tryna play some raft and chill
What's bestiny
Bope
amen
Amen
Hello chat what are we doing today
Your mom
so cuteee
What
😳


World War 3
World war 3
My roomate pulled his back at the gym now I have to drive him to the doktor 
😐 what

it's @quick hearth

bruh this movie is pretty cool
You're pretty cool

Holy shit the physiotherapist just destroyed my roomate
"So you were at the gym today huh? So no valentine?"
There's been a murder

not as cool as you 
Nothing
Sme as usual
😳
LMAO LITERALLY
@thick orbit
😳
ur such a dumbass
Happy Valentine’s Day chat
💛
coc
@red cloak send cat
Hes at school he might not reply immediatly
Hi
smh always responding when im at work
just dont work then! easily fixed the problem!

You pinged me at 7am 
That is sleepy duk time
skill issue
will you make me rich?

yes, I have this get rich easy quick trick I just need you to send me 500 USD
i am not falling for your scam
no u
woah! am I not a trustable person? this isnt a scam, but an opportunity
IS THAT GRIMBLE
Yes
show more grimble
Am waiting for a lecture so can only show old pictures
:(
I love grimble
He’s in my hoodie in that picture cus he small
grimble is such a good name its not even funny
Density helper
he observe
touchy
His head is so big
Cute
It’s so funny cus he’s so small with a huge head


big head
good morning usa
just realized it’s valentines day ruined
:(
Me this morning
:(

I don’t like that valentine lemur




the koemood for the day is

I don’t like the koemood today
i dont think anyone will
It’s valentines y not happy koemood
:(

Did u all hear abt Elon musk’s microchip monkeys
More fuel for my bonfire of hatred 

u can have a laugh 40/49 of star links satellites fell out the sky thanks to a solar storm
Honestly I can’t think of a project he’s done any time recently that isn’t garbage
but but but he posted a funny meme on twitter he's so down to earth and relatable wholesome 100 /s
starship is continuing progress so thats there
My favorite stupid thing he’s done is hyperloop
Dude literally made a shittier road
It’s like an off-brand train or smth
and it literally still gets traffic jams 
miles long vacuum tubes that can have only 1 pod in them at a time genius idea
its not even that fast bro just make a faster train the chinese made one that goes 600kmh
Literally just make a train
Ppl in the US want anything but a fast train
And I don’t get why
he literally built a train but way worse
trains are awesome high volume transport that takes advantage of ecomies of scale epic
it even SOUNDS like a train like, "hyperloop" sounds like it would be a train or something
No train 
this is nothing i saw an even worse idea recently
can we make a moebius strip train that never gets to its destination and goes on forever
Real Möbius strips are impossible :(
unfortunate
so trains have compartments right? u can take and separate them and make each carriage battery powered so that now u can have 500 brand new problems and charge a million batteries
they made a dumbass cgi video and everything
So hyped for the first human brain chip person to have a seizure after Elon tweets abt some shitcoin
oh u disliked his tweet no seretonin for u for the next 8 hours fuck u
ads streamed directly into your brain
companies can just straight up collect brain information from their users
5g towers in your brain
i agree that technology is great and brings progress but this is progress literally no one wants who tf is this for like wtf
Not all technology is good
good and bad are human societal constructs there are actions and their consequences
Imagine hacking ur brain to make u do something
can someone cyberpunk 2077 my brain to make my eyes explode ty
Hey any Canadians you should totally Not take this as advice it would a real shame if u happened to damage a truck 
long haul trucking first industry to completely fall to automated driving 
Well not industry
Profession


wasnt asking u
I do not care mostly
cared enough to reply 💤

lemur look at this
Capybara
Can I look too
sure
I have GTFO, it actually requires brain
Go visit her fr
wait do you actually?
You wanna play with me?
Yes
check dms 😳
But I am pretty bad at the console commands
dw I or duk or eddie does em
Thats good advise, good way to spent the evening
What do you think?
Peter can you go all the way to ny and pick me up in a plane
Land directly on my apartment

I think if Russia invades they will probably reach Berlin, again
I will arrive shortly
And if it is the same as last time this happened, they will massacre my family, again
Pff, why don't just swim to there
Oh my goodness
peter be like
Sussy
what is first door? 



I wont forget this. 💔
@hard spindle
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

Gm
morninggg

grandmaster
morning ash
hiya
morning ashy
why the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-tRPaIAnU
Watch the Jurassic World Dominion trailer for the upcoming movie and conclusion of the Jurassic era, starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, and Sam Neill.
Jurassic World Dominion takes place four years after Isla Nublar has been destroyed. Dinosaurs now live—and hunt—alongside humans all over the world. This fra...
why couldnt this shit end with jurassic park 3 and that be it
bruh plus they're bringing back sam neill and laura dern
money to be milked yes, but the amount they're spending on these actors must be insane
obviously they're making it back
making it back plus a lot lot lot more
ppl fuckin love jurassic park
jurassic park was the original five nights at freddys
Gm ash
No the original five nights at Freddys was Halloween or Friday the thirteenth
oh thank god
Jurassic park isn’t a horror genre 🙄
?
entertainment place has cool attractions they break loose and start killing ppl
catdog
clearly a dogcat
says its the end of it
conclusion
jurassic WORLD era

jurassic galaxy coming out soon
ohhh I see
it doesnt say world, which hopefully means they're done
if not I'm going to start doing some milking of my own
what’s the time period after jurassic
🤨
what are you milking
who are you milking
hi
he found a femboy and put em in his basement probably
zac milk me platonically

everyday this channel strays further from everything holy and pure
we dont have basements here in aus
oh right you have attics
wait really
sure thing
why not
I hate this game
worshipping god
they really arent seen at all
oh it’s just uncommon
it's very rare to see one
i thought there was like an actual reason for it
i used to like live in my old house’s basement
I havent seen a single basement in my almost 20 years on this awful rock floating in space
i miss that basement :(
at one point as a kid I was living in what was essentially the attic
now that I think about it, that room was where the skeleton appeared
mmm calcium man
oh god oh fuck
did you befriend him
the recurring nightmare that followed me through six houses and across the country, so no I did not befriend him
Wtf u on about
pain
I did
you're my demon 
that way you get funny demonic powers
omg the only power i can give you is random thigh pics in dms
he befriends all the femboys that haunt his dreams while he's down under
💀
that power is pretty cool, the only power I can offer is making your body break down at a faster speed than everyone elses
how much faster
@amber wigeon 

well, my bones feel like they belong to a 60 year old with all the injuries I have so like 3x the normal rate

deal



aggressively rubbing
It’s his arthritis acting up
Hes murdering me grrr

🤨
hi wiz
hello
stab me
come over and I'll do it
but like not deadly i need a reason to not get out of bed
my 20th birthday everyone comes over and we take turns stabbing ashy with things
papercut
Just say you have ligma
good idea
@bitter heath im ready to go btw
date time
They want to be stabbed
L
:l
damn that link looks like it's a southern american trying to say discord
southerners are dumb
what does this mean
i’m not a southerner worth
Means not rn.
The worlds least shady link
it's just so funny to me that people fall for these
frost
It’s an idiot test, same reason scam emails have spelling errors
he fell for one
They want the most stupid people like frost to fall for it

According to scam phone calls I’ve received, I’m currently wanted in 50 states for tax fraud, and the us marshals are on their way with a swat team to kill me. This is true, but they didn’t have to call me out like that
I’ll use my golden gun on the cops
the unmatched power of the sun
Cant one shot a gm champ
hey guys, 11am plaza man here. the unmatched power of the sun meme is the one meme that I couldn't explain in the comments and youtube wouldn't remove because they didn't understand either and were scared just like me.
Subscribe to The Meme Plaza today:
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Subscrib...
I always knew they glew in the dark
he means the 007 golden gun
They told me I was crazy but I knew all along
mommy pieck
off topic horny
did you sleep
Caption this
i got like 4 hours yeah
The cutest indignant meowing and whining
IG: @ellieandeevee
ok and?
prove it?
@mild crystal 

i shouldn’t have asked

Rev just scarred ash's Pure innocent mind
excuse me
Reason: Duplicated text
F
@somber anvil

ayo?
@bold forum 

ashyoo 🤧




bless u


Hi chat
hi ryf

Hi ryf
grimble? where is he? is he safe?
I hate this


omg hi reverie
literally a you problem
hiii
Flushed emojis are tight
I am making it your problem now



Grimble is safe 
proof?
I had someone go check on him last class

no pics no proof smh my head



:(

😳

Chat what’s happening
devolution
O

Happens every day
yes
reject humanity embrace monke, where banana?
Hi rev
@desert pilot
here i am
hi 


Close 
that worlde looks sus
Fuck it does a bit

looks like stat distribution
💀
Katniss and Peeta play their first gig with their newly formed band, Obsidiots.
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Also be sure to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOZgQy8qrw
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god why do the trailers and cutscenes look so good for this game
that is pretty
What game is that. It looks somewhat familiar
then the game looks like this
nooo mr suit guy there is a lightsaber man behind you 
Wordle 240 5/6
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
💛
it's no longer that bad thankfully
ah yes wordle
but uh, that screenshot is from a trailer for an expansion for the old republic from 2015
Ab yes lemur
pre rendered cutscenes usually look good tho
prove it
fatherly love
oh I've seen this one

wouldnt call it that
what about the one where they shoot all the flares?
it's only about half as bad now, let me get into the game properly and I'll screenshot

better you than me
Meow


The new cinematic trailer from the official Star Wars: The Old Republic. More info can be found here: http://www.swtor.com/
Guess who's downloading Lost Ark
you
this one is good
guess who never streams sims 4
Obama
Hi lew
obamna
obama streams on obamagaming
shit was badass
hi lewna:)

Aww you remember
hi lewie
real lew no way
hot hands
caught red handed or something idk
!ban lemur bad pun

no it’s me welfare on my second account
oh my mistake carry on
real?
@exotic leaf hi welfare you are cute
no she's holding the lightsaber back with the force
still be hot being that close
share?
carlos said no /:

hi
hi peter
how do you enjoy another warless day
what did pablo say
@exotic leaf Caption this
:(

Cat cant be honest to itself

Friendship ended with carlos
cat just wants attention
cats are tight

yes they are peter
Yes 
No.
fucking badass
hi its me cat
Damn
omg hi can i pet you
pet peter

im sorry luna only one cat


rev sends me meows in dms
Wow

that’s not who i meant to reply to
I remember when rev sent me meows

I am truly broken
are you going to watch Dr Cringe: Universe of Madness
meow
meow


usually when superhero movies come out i get dragged into it by my father
which i enjoy the fighting scenes don’t get me wrong
but it’s a lot of turning off brain
I agree, turning off brain is tight
it’s all i ever do
no think = no sad
mew
mew2

🇫 🇦 🇷 🇹
🇦🇷🇹
lol AR became argentina LMAO
Ronaldo face reveal ❤️
I would never have such a bad fashion sense peter
prove it?
When I log on gtfo later I will show u da fit
okay
randolando always packing the kovak gear man
none of that basic ass black mask shit
@smoky matrix
Why me I am not a pieck fan
guess who's almost caught up with aot
what's aot
attack on titan
always on time obvs
!!!!
WHAT YOU CUT OUT
piss?
guess
Peter? 😳
ayo
True.
yeah i was gonna say peter
no but I also love peter
Peanuts?
I am allergic
weak genes
potassium?
i’m not allergic to anything
nien
not even poison ivy !

your a skinny white mentally ill gamer boy that dress up as weeby women
destroyed

don't be so hard on yourself
women?
thats not even weak genes its just tainted at that point
there we go
Randolando likes men?
I am not white beter
only u
You probably say that to all men
do you see me saying that to ash?
Wholesome gay relationship
ash is a girl
real
im not gay
only for me?
I no longer like ash
im not gay.
maybe for mE??
🤨
at least on valentines day rando?????
its valentines day 4 me rn fym
same!!!!
they femmed your femboy. how it feel?
It is no longer Valentine's day
didnt ask aussie
Don't care brit
rando a little closeted but we love him for that
they all say I am not gay
I said why are they not dating me not that I was gay
if you want me just say
i have a valentine
why would you date gay men if you're not one 🤨 🤨
its me 😏
maybe he just wants to be friends
then stop trynna gaywash me
bc they are hot???
Untrue
Answer here:
https://youtu.be/pIDcaoINwMg
gay gay gay gay
true now cope
Wait actually omg
if u want me just say zzz
no lol
im saying it dumbass!!

u think ash has game L
I was gonna be so happy for u
Sadge
I cant hear u
try dating a local middle aged alcoholic
unless...?
aye aye captain
Real
👁️👁️ ⛵
dont be a coward expose em
hawt
i don't think she'd like that 
do you know arabic
also they're not even in this server anyways
I'm not gay, but ||精液愛してる。||
I need to know who to permantly avoid
all I understood was cum
🤨
im in
me
Maybe he's a sperm donor
Nope
I already do that
Do you know that Batman movie where Batman says he's not an executioner and explodes a building killing several people in the process.
Batman kills
what movie is that
Batman Begins I think
i haven't seen that in a while but im pretty sure that didn't happen
Lemur go sleep
it did
you mean when his mansion burned down
no when the ninjas exploded
yeah i don't remember any of that

What

peters on coke dont mind him







