#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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how the hell did i just remember where i parked just by looking at a dude wearing thongs?
what a terrible day to have eyes
??
Stay safe Stevie
im gonna run in traffic
a dude wearing thongs
offtopic moment
what's wrong stevie? what happened?
Thongs is like flip flops
NA 

huh thong is flip flops since when

bro don't break your brain thinking about it
ngl I don't see the connection 
But damn , u park in weird places
Foh Yuo
it's bc when i parked my car and went to work, i saw that same guy
you call the mcec car park a weird place?
Is anyone here a drainer?
Ahh I see 
Idk, i don't live in NA so
neither do i
aussie wifebeater
vs american wifebeater 
Yeah I beat my wife, cry about it
I'm asian

proof 
why do have your phone while taking a shower
Ayo dms? 

Because it’s water resistant and I watch YouTube
"youtube"
How can I waste water there’s a whole ocean of it??
No don't say that
did not need to know that fam
who wants to play terraria 😩
Christian server
Sorry 
Gm iris @velvet quest

for now

Good morning

Funny sex number wow!
8=D
hilarous


you
😎
@bold forum

exactly peter exactly

Wtf funny kimmy emoji
I must bully you with them


How
mostly because the ones you have look weird but im too lazy to get rid of them 
Please oomfie 
Cmooon oomfie 
to true breastie oomfie
ban on oomfie when
No damsels?
Ban Peter when
now
Thank god
after you, macguffin

blanket dog is tight
lets all touch rocks together

Stop saying things are tight

1984

Ok oomfie i Will 
Stop saying oomfie
no handshakes, this spreads covid
Its ok im wearing mask
furry mask?
what the FUCK
Lmfao

YES

Guess im not allowed 
twinks don't think
no femboys allowed in the facility


They’re out of containment you can’t stop them

I love dis emoji

IVE ESCAPED

Back in your cell 
That's a troll
I love trolls
Ur a troll
Ur a meanie Luna
i trust da bug
assholes are tight
Bruh.
he's not wrong
Guess im back to saying oomfie then
most are anyways
Shush nyx

flushing the flushed emoji down the toilet
_>
sus
Can someone explain why most Lost Ark reviews are mixed now
Mieszane
It looks pretty mid to me solely by first impression
I'm sure people here have played it
Polish
🥱
Rip
Probably the constant server issues? Dunno without reading them
ok yeah but how does it relate to the donating blood part
Guh
guh??
That’s kinda the point
Many countries have laws, regulations, or recommendations that effectively prohibit donations of blood or tissue for organ and corneal transplants from men who have sex with men (MSM), a classification of males who engage or have engaged in sex with other males, irrespective of their sexual activities with same-sex partners and of whether they i...
goofy af

🤣 Ofcourse the lost was versus Adeptus Custodes
I never played tabletop, only dawn of war
Aahhh, I thought you have armies. I love Dawn of War
oh right
I sadly dont
I have been watching more 40k media lately
Stuff like https://youtu.be/RlL7SR8hv0Q
Check out Displate by using my link! - https://displate.com/2ux
What faction to collect in Warhammer can be a trick thing, with this video I go through every faction to tell you what they're all about as well as the benefits and drawbacks to collecting them.
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Aye, great channel
I think best are Custodes, Tau and Drukhari
Best to start, I believe orks and space marines
i feel the pay to win stuff is probably the dividing factor
bc sometimes depressi and you just end up taking your phone into the shower with you
Yea he says space marines too
what phone you got?
Im interested in custodes/grey knights/imperial guard and orks
iPhone 12? I think
Imperial Guard are pretty cool
Grey Knights are pretty good and really easy to start
They absolutely will not let you donate blood if you have HIV tho so
yeah they wont
A date with a tree going super fast 
Ngl if a women actually asks me out, I'm literally gonna say I have a bro, sorry
? why
No, i don't wanna pay taxes 
just if anyone's wondering, the blood goes into batches and is tested as batches, so if HIV positive blood gets donated, it just ruins a batch
thats a big if 

Another Honest dream: Women asking to be a gamer bro forever
Gonna be honest, i can't let that down..
Tbh, anyone asking me that, I can't let it down
Fax
what does this mean
Gamer bros are a myth
Definitely not what your thinking
Maaaan last Demon Slayer episode really trying to make me cry for a demon
True.... especially if they say "Yeesss sir"
Animation was neat
bro don't almost all of them do?
also I've not seen season 2
you should watch it
Wait, they drop the ep
i've read the scans but still, season 2 is amazing, and so is the animation
Ima go watch
I haven't been watching anime recently and I need to
Goodnight, sleep tight
you know I know some good animes
gn Peter
I have sm planned out I'm just going full on braindead mode and just gaming instead
if you check the list in my about me on my profile there's like 29 good animes you should watch

Gn Peter
I need to ruin my mental state tomorrow and binge akame ga kill
the duality of man
Wait since this is probably the last episode of this arc does that mean that we have to wait again for a new season?
Since this was Entertainment district arc
Ig so yea
fuuuuuuu
Spring lineup tho 🥵
Guessing next arc will come out next year or the year after, in the village of the smiths
sneed
Spy X Family
really want to see that one
i started reading the manga
S2 of shield hero got me messed up
Dead chat
that's out now?
Oh i forgot Danmachi S4 also
Pog
love this anime
Danmachi is peak
i legit rewatched like 5 times
@queen osprey Patrick pls go to sleep
17 hours straight cannot be good 4 u 💀
mf still hasnt braked
Sex
real
Yeah with you

Mid
When?
iq in this discord is lacking
Quite so
💀 ur one to talk after that operation
BRO. Andrew is malding to me rn
why
Yeetims revolver going off. The amount of missed shots
Yeetims c foam. The poor plays
It was such a mess ong
Does not exist
lmao
For 4 years now

hug
Hug
Get some rest 🙏 🙏

hi ryf
hi
no

Sex
Sex
careful, dont want to get banned
You’re not allowed to
boil it
I want a kitty like that someday
aww
i love grimble
cats are the best drugs
Wow how quirky and edgy
My revolver did not go off that was cap
Stop the cap 💀
I DIDN'T
Only 3 revolvers. Wasn't mine. Duk never done it b4
Yeetim wouldn't have been ur first yeetim moment that game either ong
Ur good 
I literally wasn't holding my revolver tho
P sure it was just a clip of him showing he wasn't the shot
But duk was looking at me when it happened
Bope
Yeetim im ngl in super sus it's u bc of how badly u played 😭
I told you I haven't touched my mouse in two WEEKS
I've been working on cars. You know how weird it feels to go from gripping a wrench super goddamn hard to remove bolts
How many times have you touched grass in that timeframe?
Every morning
Fake
And then you know how sensitive I have to be with my mouse
Mf it doesn't take much skill go listen when I say only c foam when I tell u 😭
Or to know flicking your flash light at enemy's is dangerous
U flickered ur flash light in combot zones so much
I would fuck around and spam click em but I didn't point em at enemies
better having high sense than needing to yeet your mouse over the whole table TWICE for a 360° turn 👀
And I'm so sure u alerted the enemy's so many times by moving during flashing phases
No, I actually kept my flashlight off the entire time and just walked to glowing stuff I saw
It's still dangerous at 💀
I did do it once
BRO U defo did it more than once
Gn chat
We had a game just b4 with duk almost no alerts
No it was definitely not more than once
gn luna
After the first time I alerted em I straight up just started freezing every time we went into a room
Okay but on god the second run we did was a major improvement
We went through 90% of it up to the generator without taking large damage
BRO the generator isn't even the first hurdle
Finishing the reactor is to start the actual mission
We shouldn't have lost or lost v little health
Trust me run was so fucked from the start

I should've clipped
Yeetim that is so sus
Is2g a gun did not come out of my inventory that entire time
Maybe u accidently rolled mous wheel and shot
I agree tho
Cause 100% that clip shows u going hammer switch. Gun and flash from u then u say get naenaed right after 😭 😭
I literally killed them too before the gun fire
Yeetim da imposter vote him out guys
That's why I said "she kinda thicc tho."
BRO that clip is so sus u can't say it dosent look like u shot 😭 😭
LMAO ur down bad bro
I'm telling you the curves on that mf bro
NAWH YEETIM BRO 😭
Down astronomically
She could get it no cap
I even checked to see if it had a chest
So I could make sure if it was female or not
I looked twice I swear to god I was examining the body bro
Down geometrically
Yeetim nawh wtf 😭 😭 😭
Literally because we got sent so low into the geosphere it's not even funny
Look at th video again look at how close I was looking at it
I have never seen someone this down bad for a sleeper
She kinda bad tho bro
😭
She is not kinda bad. That is a rotting infested corpse that has been killed twice
You had to see it
You tellin me you wouldn't get down with a witch from left 4 dead?
Or a nurse from silent hill?
Yeah but fr tho bro wtf is actually wrong with those mfs
Idk man we had a few theorys
Artifact corrupting ppl and driving them insane
The virus isn't a virus but connecting/merging ppl with another time line version of themselves or a future version of themselves from the other dimension
Why they all infested
The two theory above all we got
Those two theories do not make any sense
Oh and maybe thoes flying ones are some sort of parasite
Why not?
The biology of those mfs don't even look like it could be plausible
How so?
Who watching superbowl
Can we not talk about fucking fictional women please?
Personally from the tanks I think it's some sort of experimentation on some of the prisoners
We're not he was simping over a zombie we over it now
Also there is no real way to know if it was even female
Maybe started like that and broke out but the other two theory would still stand
I was just pushing a down bad joke
Were you reading any of the screens along the walls?
There was like data logs about mutations and radiation
Idk if you know this but this all stems from some sort of artifact that was discovered that is somehow linked to another dimension or timeline
Yeah there caused by the artifact somehow and our theorys are the 3 I said
No I did not know that
Yeah some weird artifact and other dimension full of sand and shi
But a thing to note is the only enemy in the other dimension is only thoes flying fuckers
What if the flying mfs are actually uhhhh
And thoes flying fuckers only started appearing after we reopened a gate into the dimeosn and followed us through
Powerful beings that can change biology
And they're the ones directly responsible for mutating everything
Yuh hence the parasite theory
And the artifacts are actually a way for their influence to reach a victim
And sometimes when you hot SLEEPERS heads they don't die
They keep going with previous intelligence and that tongue thing in the body could be the parasite
Weird ass tongue
But the parasite theory falls through when you rember we got infected from the gas
And that infection gas is everywhwre
Something about spores was mentioned on the monitors
Yeah there's spores in the gas
It's rlly hard to tell what's going on tbh but we will get there
My guess is that the spores were created by breaking down the properties of the artifacts
The artifacts were found underground left over from some cross dimensional bs
The floating things made the artifacts and when the artifacts were used to make biological experiments, it got out of control
And the gas was left over as a result of leaking containment
And I'm pretty sure it's only a problem there in only that facility
Because there's no news of the world being corrupted
It would make sense too linking everything altogether
No known way to break down the artifact. It's immune to all damafe
Possibly but it sounds more like everyone in the facility was caught off guard by there existance/attack in one big swoop
That's not what the monitors were saying
We have no news of the outside world
Are you sure it wasn't talking about breaking down irridum?
I'm sure
What did they say?
Infact it was saying that iridium was a by product of the artifact and experiments
And there was iridium levels
We're prisoners being sent down by a bigger force
As in high iridium radiation levels seem to come from all artifacts. Possibly due to it existing in the other world
Clearly if the outside world has enough time to source agents from prisons, society hasn't been affected by an infection
Not necessarily . This higher forces seems to be a defence AI
And the facility could have been utilising prisoners b4 the thing
If it was, we would've quarantined and shut off anything leading to the zones
Also we aren't 100% sure but we have potential evidence saying that the whole prisoner thing is a lie
If prisoners are still active and alive that means that society hasn't collapsed and prisons are still active and functioning for there to be people to be forced to do things against their will
The prisoners are kept in cryostasis
Nah, because the characters talk amongst each other about being convicts and their crimes
And only unfroxen for missions
When?
No
And isn't their a biography about what their crimes are?
Just the lines about SLEEPERS and shi
Then I'm rarted
Where?
They have severe memory loss
Supposedly from cryo
Nvm nvm
Either way
Their machines would have to be maintenanced though
Everything they're doing would have to be maintenanced
It's self sufficient either way
Including cryo
Means that there are still active society
Also why are we sent down there?
Not necessarily. It hasn't been that long since the breach
To furfill the wardens objectives it gives us which will supposedly somehow save the lab idk
Ye previous missions give some context but we still missing da big pieces
Nap time
Dead chat
sauce
hi
hi koe hi
Hello there
Good chat
good talk
Good people
#Life goals
This is extremely disrespectful I hope he was reprimanded well
yep
imprisoned for their crimes
Density assistant
What the dog doin
The Kia Sedona commercial is funny. The ending of the Sierra Mist commercial is weird and the Walmart commercial is rather obnoxious! Also Shrek shampoo? Who wants to smell like Shrek?
It also includes a Twinkies commercial, a Shrek 2 cereal commercial, and a Baskin Robbins commercial.
Shrek 2 is owned by Dreamworks Pictures


@bold forum who bought you nitro
fuck why is kimmy here?
kimmy is cool
furry
Kimmy is sexy
mine hasnt ran out yet
why not 
livesplit spotted
speedrunner cat

norman reedus pisses on you
getting freaky with it
broooo did u see the superbowl halftime
Cincinnati with the first touchdown of the second half
video games
i did, i guess
int
man odell really shouldnt have gotten a noncontact acl tear
they’ve just been going downhill after odell
50 cent during halftime show

Boomer score
Imagine not having a brain so large that you don't even need to guess, you just already know the word.
nice!
Ashyoo and I do! we discuss it every day 
That's called cheating 
In dms
How has today's con been
“Bope” “
” “ratio”
unhinged
YESSSS
i’m so exhausted
it was short today
we got there at like 11 and left at like 4
Oh welcome home
yea its lowkey kinda dumb
and i got maybe 7 hours of sleep
can do it here but cant anywhere else
Did you do crack to keep yourself awake
no i farted a bunch of times on my arms
might as well have been crack
I was not talking to you
Based
typing*
Oh you're already back home?

i’ve been home for like 4 hours
Nope I’m using text to speech. Get fucked retard
sneed @vital roost
disabled moment
ngl i crashed and just woke up
Was the con good for you though? Are you feeling fine after going

yeah it was aton of fun
cant get bitches
and i feel more confident in myself


people asking me to take pics with them because they thought i was cute inflates my ego too much
time to go pop it
Pop your cherry?
sneed @dark shoal

No.
Yes?
I'll pop it for you


what the fuck
who would even think that
ruthless
Lot of non pink names actin up today
who are you
IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

ARE WE LIVING IN A DREAMMMM
because i was dressed up and it’s v normal to take pics of cosplayers !
a menace, wbu
a 13 year old
BAN
cool
ban
Be careful of the mods, especially caddince
i have heard all kinds of stories
I hear he likes to take kids and make them ||play fallout 76||
i will be careful
Godspeed soldier
unfortunate
L
wait, today's the super bowl?? 
yes
Yeah if you don't keep up it basically files by
today is that day my boomer parents dont bother me all day 
and its 11pm for me
honestly thought it was next week
east coast 
If Bengals win I will give nitro classic in chat
if bengals win i will claim that nitro classic
5 of them
all 5 of them
Not scientifically possible
Besides I have very quick fingers, maybe I will steal them for myself 
can i claim 1
I think the bengals will win because harambe is watching over them
Sure if you're here
And fast enough
i dont know anything about football
Heresy
so ill just expect theyll win now
im brazilian


I forget everyone from NA isn't from USA
How's Brasilia these days
why isnt there SA tho
there is no south
South america? There is tho
name it
not from there, but isnt that good
Southern america
at least brazil in general isnt good
If South America is so great where’s North America???
soooo yeah
Damn
NA is just USA
mexico and Canada arent aware theyre USA territories tho
the CUM zone


only three lines?
Scott the lo mein
20 to 16 yeah
bengals gonna win baby
fuck bengals
they gonna win bro
They gonna win bro
He eatin good
I couldn’t care less, I just want to watch the ads
The ads suck now
Tho I wanted la to win to see people malding because so many have this irrational hate of anything from CA
as a californian myself i dont really blame them we kinda suck 🤝
but atleast we have.. weed i guess
Not as bad as Tx. But I don’t want to get into political shit
Yeah because California sucks
Oh shit
its all up to joe brrrr
What was that? 
wat
rams won in chiefs honor
Like milk
atleast obj got a ring
"i dont eat oceans and drink mountains" 💀
I just won 800$
refs finally woke up
Everyone of my homies told me i was gonna lose
Bro i just won big time
EVERYONE thought they was gonna lose to the bengals
? were the rams not the favorite
Their defense is phenomenal.
Fr
since when do the chiefs need avenging
Joe Burrow made me fucking nervous but I had a feeling even he couldn't put the team on his back the entire game.
I know a lot of people are gonna be upset tonight in my town lol
My cheeks can crush a coke can after all of this.
hmmg
No free furniture for them because the company owner bet on bengals
anyone else baiting someone hard in dms 
Finally
What does this mean
Should I get legends? Looks interesting and more involved than other Pokémon games
It’s the best Pokémon game since black and white 2
peep dms in a sec
👌
i want to be involved
never played bw2
You’re missing out
is this u can i pet u
God is sleeping in the pasture
tough day to live in cincy 😦
thats me (im going to heavily drink)
Any riots yet?
yeah i am a god
Also it’s less about which game and more the gameplay
now bow
god of what
god of my fist in your face
Yes mommy 
The turn based combat never really kept my attention. The same with the old final fantasy games
Final fantasy is atb not turn based
whats atb
It’s fun to explore and catch Pokémon but the battles kinda get repetitive for me
active time battle
Active time fuck
Guess that’s why I sucked at FF7
instead of turns it's based on who can charge their attack first almost
i like atb systems 
I liked Crisis core, you were more involved in the combat
Any anthem players in chat
nope 
Why!!!!!
not unless u buy it for me
I have it but haven’t played in forever
Step on me first
i thought anthem sucked
Nah it was a skill issue
how goods the fashion in anthem iris
no way its warframe !
It’s fun, but it just lacked stuff to do in endgame
Holy shit my friend now has ownership of a 2014 Maserati Ghibli because someone betted their wife's car on the Bengals winning.

Oof
LMAO REALLY
people forgot that anthem got shut down
man goes hosed by the refs
I'm deadass.
LMAO
i didn't forget i never heard it did
Rams didnt deserve that win
Someone’s getting kicked out of the house tonight
Real
holy shit lmao
i don't follow news of games i don't care abt 
So true bestie
Oh right
damn ok might get anthem
so true oomfie

anthem
To the unaware, this is a 2014 Maserati Ghibli. He won this.
LOL
Such a shame too because I loved the concept and the gameplay
And the suits were bad ass
i was so hyped for anthem but i made da right decision in not pre ordering like i wanted to 🤝
Mustard yellow mf
too bad it had one of the worst launches in recent years and had like nothing to do
anthem got badass fashion wtf
But I guess it’s an example of “if you’re gonna take a swing at the king, you better not miss”
Same. I was literally so close to pre ordering it
People kept saying it was a density killer
every game is a density killer
it looked a lot more like warframe than density
so where is it now like can you not purchase it no more
L
pretty sure the servers are off and you cant buy it lol
I did and tbh I don’t really regret it. I did enjoy what I got
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
Anthem got shut down
I’m just disappointed they gave up so easily
oh
Status Update: the dude's wife just slashed the tires to keep it from going anywhere.
Bruh
bruh

INSANE

Next thing you know someone finds his body in a dumpster
Mfs are volatile 💀
pop up on the news next morning
What scares me is they're all drunk except for the wife who also apparently has severe anger issues and actively enrolls in classes to manage it.
I think this may end horribly.
I hope so

Ngl the dude deserves whatever happens
Purple mf
why he ourple
bro i think if tires are getting slashed i think its already horrible
I’d be fucking pissed if someone bet and lost my car
I'll keep yall posted; staying in a call with my buddy to make sure he's alright.
Also I think I just heard a gunshot
They are having fish sex
Or it was a firework
why are you on the moon
Because I am
Probly a firework.
Okay there's a fight brewing now.
I would too if I lived closer to the city
You don’t live in Detroit wtf
i live like right outside of LA
Didn’t Houston pass Detroit in murders
I’m guessing either Chicago or Detroit
So it’s worse here
Kimmy lives in my walls
Friend just called a tow truck to get it sent to a mechanic to repair 💀
me, a new yorker 
Avoid?
Given I’m an hour away from down town but I gotta go in to take classes and I pass some SKETCHY places

me, a texan 
Based texas
More like lame Texas
Nope
i wanna move to canada
Move into my house
The wife just defecated on the front windshield glass to both block the view and to make sure no one wants to touch it I'M SCREAMING
Except all the idiots blocking the road
WHAT IS GOING ON
Wtf

Actually you do, the based truckers are in Ottawa
Are you there while all this is happening??
“Based”
Yes extremely based
She needs to be in a psych ward
HUH??
Guh????
I'm on a call with my friend who won the car and he's narrating in real time.
Guh
Mf needs to collect his car that he won legally
SHE PUT IT ALL OVER HERSELF AND IS CHASING PEOPLE OFF OH MY GOD
💀
Guh
no way this fr 💀 💀
That’s definitely gonna be on national news tomorrow
If my friend is honest or not I can't tell since it's just a call, but I hear commotion, a chick screaming, and metallic thumps on a hood.
man lost his maserati cuz the refs fucked up on the job
The chick is going inside to clean up since her friend arrived to calm her down. My friend is grabbing the chick's hose off the side of her house lmao
the L is massive
Refs stay ruining shit 💀

Excuses
the refs called a penalty on perfect coverage by a defender while missing a false start call on the offense. lmao
Fortnite was a mistake
I love fortnite

I’m dying
My friend said he hosed the windshield off and the tow truck is bringing it to a mechanic 6 blocks down the road. He got that shit secured for a few hundreds to pay in tire repairs but goddamn he truly got it.
She should be paying for the tire repair
He could probably sue her for damaging his property
What about title and all?
I got no clue how they gonna work it out but the drunk douchebag made a quick signed agreement on a Party City paper towel during the halftime show.
Personally I’d not deal with all the trouble a luxury car has.
Also who knows if that crazy bitch might try to take the car back lol
Only time can tell, but the chick runs real estate and has a beige Rolls Royce Phantom in the side garage so I got no clue if she's gonna do anything or nothing.
A friend just told me they found out that the new people they were training is getting paid more than they are now.
Wut, I’m sure she can just fucking buy another. I mean she has a goddam Rolls and she works real estate
Either things have calmed down or shit got serious over there
By the looks of it, everything calmed down. New tire rubbers are gonna be ordered and my buddy went home to sleep.
anybody eaten the fruits of magnifera indica?
i bet you have
Dude and the husband better watch their backs xD
sounds like it's a mango
nice googling @vital roost
Aww <3
i'm a biology major !!
How was the con ashy?
amazing
I assume it’s finished
Share pics soon?
got home and crashed for like 3 hours
i barely ate anything and got barely any sleep there
real
Oof
I do the same, gotta save money for con stuff
It’s only 2-3 days without food, I’ll be fine 
Goodnight ryf
not even that, i just wasn't that hungry throughout
i'd eat one thing and feel sick
maybe sick is too strong of a word
Get anything cool? Besides the sword.






Walk tall brother







