💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[thick orbit]

Yes accepted it right away

[bitter heath]

Also, you'll have to add me cause I cannot be bothered to get back out of bed

[vital roost]

[signal iris]

i can dance w u ig

[amber wigeon]

[bitter heath]

My spine feels so fucking hot, literally a hot burning rod in my back

[void slate]

Guys I have a confession to make

[smoky matrix]

:( why

[vital roost]

ice?

[bitter heath]

I don't know

[amber wigeon]

Do you need to go see a doctor

[void slate]

Fuck what did I want to write

[smoky matrix]

its not supposed to do that

[bitter heath]

Oh there's nothing with my body that I don't need to see a doctor for

[amber wigeon]

Maybe a cold shower would help

[void slate]

Guys, @desert pilot is not my real friend, he's my step-friend

[bitter heath]

My spines cracked, ball cancer, knee is worn out, hearing seems to be shot in my left ear, constant tinnitus

[amber wigeon]

[desert pilot]

🤨

[void slate]

Flushed emoji

[thick orbit]

I only see the doctor if I am dying tbh

[bitter heath]

[thick orbit]

If there is a pain somewhere I just wait it out

[void slate]

I wish I was already dead

[amber wigeon]

[smoky matrix]

tinnitus

[thick orbit]

Once I had this weird bump so I stabbed it and its gone now

[amber wigeon]

Can you stab me

[signal iris]

[mild crystal]

tinnitus

[thick orbit]

don't want you gone tho

[bitter heath]

The last time I went in was to get my wisdom teeth removed

[signal iris]

[smoky matrix]

tinnitus

[bitter heath]

Stab me instead then

[amber wigeon]

It'll be a friendly stab so I feel something inside you can call the doctor afterwards

[void slate]

No stabbing may lead to your clothes getting bloody

[smoky matrix]

actual misery I hate it

[mild crystal]

i know too many people with that shit

[void slate]

I love misery

[thick orbit]

Last time was a few years ago and it was cause I had a fractured foot that I had for a year or more

[mild crystal]

in audio circles

[smoky matrix]

its awful !

[amber wigeon]

[mild crystal]

fucking sucks

[signal iris]

I've actually stabbed myself in the hand once

[smoky matrix]

I will never hear silence again because 13 year old me was a fucking idiot and listened to music too loud

[bitter heath]

Oh I forgot to mention my pulverised tail bone that makes it impossible to sit comfortably

[smoky matrix]

ouch

[amber wigeon]

I hate silence

[signal iris]

are the noises loud or faint?

[smoky matrix]

you are a walking injury

[sharp arch]

🤨

[smoky matrix]

loud in left faint in right

[void slate]

@vital roost Explain this

[bitter heath]

The most bloody injury I ever had was falling off my bike and ripping half my left big toe off

[signal iris]

i think i hear faint noises in both ears all the time

[vital roost]

goats are cool as fuck

[smoky matrix]

its fine most of the day when there's more background noise but when its quiet / nightitme / sleeping its super super loud it feels

[signal iris]

no blood came from my stabbing

[void slate]

Oh right I remember you saying that

[bitter heath]

Second most would be taking a wooden spoon projectile to the head and having it cut open

[smoky matrix]

that's mostly normal, you can hear the blood rushing in your ears

[vital roost]

zac are you okay

[bitter heath]

Sadly yes

[amber wigeon]

How was it a stabbing then

[smoky matrix]

spoon had hands

[signal iris]

the knife went in???

[vital roost]

i accidentally stabbed someone with a butter knife before and they had to get stitches

[amber wigeon]

Damn

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

Oh shit another injury that was entirely my fault

[void slate]

I hate fucking bike sectors on trains

[vital roost]

it was a sharp knife

[void slate]

They are full of old alcoholics coming from work

[signal iris]

can you accidentally stab me?

[smoky matrix]

WHY do you have so many injuries

[amber wigeon]

I had to get stitches for a head injury one time because I hit my head on the edge of a metal overhang

[bitter heath]

Being told by my mother not to touch the cigarette lighter in the car back in like 2005

[wind axle]

Just realized I'm no longer in Michael's clan's discord

[smoky matrix]

:|

[wind axle]

[smoky matrix]

fool

[bitter heath]

And then grabbing it and pushing it into my thumb before we went into the shopping centre

[smoky matrix]

FOOL

[void slate]

Frost nooooo

[amber wigeon]

Why was there a lighter in easy reach of a child in the first place

[smoky matrix]

car

[void slate]

Death is tight

[amber wigeon]

😔

[signal iris]

cigarette lighter

[smoky matrix]

old cars have the funny cigarette lighter thing

[signal iris]

the thing old cars have

[amber wigeon]

Oh right I remember now

[signal iris]

new cars have something different now

[amber wigeon]

My dad used to use that thing >.>

[vital roost]

sure!

[bitter heath]

They're trying to phase them out because they understand smoking is bad

So you need to pay extra for them now

[wind axle]

Why do people smoke in cars

[mild crystal]

why the fuck is that even a thing in the first place

[amber wigeon]

Because

[signal iris]

i have two "cigarette lighters" in my car

[wind axle]

Not only will the car smell like shit you'll also literally not be able to lung expand

[vital roost]

old traditions that need to be phased out

[smoky matrix]

mmmm car smoke

[bitter heath]

The real question is why do people smoke in their cars while they have their children in there with them

[vital roost]

ppl used to think smoking was good for them !!

[amber wigeon]

Sometimes people like to smoke one on the way and they don't have time to stop on the way or smth

[smoky matrix]

that's illegal now isn't it

[signal iris]

bc a lot of people smoked while driving or some shit

[bitter heath]

Mhm

[smoky matrix]

I mean people still do it anyway but

[vital roost]

ppl used to think smoking relieves stress

[amber wigeon]

The nicotine does kinda help honestly but later you start to realise how bad it is

[vital roost]

only recently did they find out that cigarettes are loaded with carcinogens

[void slate]

What game should I play

[wind axle]

Stress on the fact that deez balls require pressure application

[signal iris]

good, i would like to cease

[round patrol]

recently

[smoky matrix]

what are the options?

[vital roost]

it’s just you feeding an addiction, the stress is caused from not feeding it

[amber wigeon]

mm for me personally the not feeding it part added onto stress that was already there it wasn't ever the cause for it

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix where are u omg

[amber wigeon]

managed to quit 2 years ago anyways

[smoky matrix]

I didn't think you were actually coming I closed the game :(

[vital roost]

:(( so smoking got rid of the stress t

[signal seal]

@vital roost sleep check

[mild crystal]

omg

[smoky matrix]

omw omw

[mild crystal]

;~;;;

[vital roost]

4 hours ! i am on an hour car ride to the convention !

[amber wigeon]

gave me something else to focus on besides the stressful shit

[vital roost]

:((

[signal seal]

oh awesome. have fun!

[vital roost]

i’m glad you quit though, smoking fucking sucks so bad

[thick orbit]

[amber wigeon]

I smoked for 4 years straight so yea

[signal iris]

i smoked for one night

[vital roost]

yes smoking sucks, my mother thankfully quit recently and now vapes

still not good for you but so much better than smoking

[amber wigeon]

Still get the urge to smoke sometimes but I'm past it

[vital roost]

GOOD

be stronger than the cigarettes

[amber wigeon]

It do be really hard sometimes lol

[vital roost]

:((

[amber wigeon]

We stay strong

[vital roost]

we on the way

[amber wigeon]

car

[vital roost]

car

[signal iris]

car

[vital roost]

imagine how confused that person must be when they find the pizza

[amber wigeon]

I want

[vital roost]

chat i bought a monster to go with my astolfo cosplay when we stopped at the gas station

i don’t even like monster

[signal iris]

pink monster?

[vital roost]

normal

[signal iris]

never had that one btw

[vital roost]

last time i had monster was like 8 years ago

[amber wigeon]

I've never had monster

[vital roost]

i will not be drinking this

[signal iris]

been a few years for me as well

[barren dagger]

I've always thought the normal monster was too plain

[signal iris]

I'll only try that pink one after i get in shape

[barren dagger]

theres only 1 flavour I have, which is like a berry one

[amber wigeon]

Send cosplay pics

[vital roost]

i do it tomorrow !

[amber wigeon]

!!

[signal iris]

send 2 me as well ashtonyoo
do i gotta ask?

[vital roost]

today is sweatshirt and skirt day

[amber wigeon]

Not asking is very unpolite you should always ask

[signal iris]

wig too or no?

[vital roost]

today? no just hair down, tomorrow? yes i have a wig

[signal iris]

that one you wore with astolfo?

[vital roost]

yeah

[barren dagger]

is it just me or discord just being broken

[vital roost]

you can’t search in off topic for some reason

[barren dagger]

ah, never knew that was a thing

very wack

[drifting ivy]

Hello chat !

[vital roost]

hi!

[amber wigeon]

hi!

[drifting ivy]

i awaken after a week of da scho)ol

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/mikasa-mikasa-ackerman-mikasa-my-beloved-goth-goth-mikasa-gif-23053263

[drifting ivy]

Oh hey Wiz long time no see

[amber wigeon]

hi!!

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

[barren dagger]

@signal iris lf1 dyinglight?!!?

[void slate]

I wish I just died already

[drifting ivy]

u good?

[void slate]

I haven't been good for most of my life so it's nothing unusual

[amber wigeon]

I remember the reason welfare added the no sex rule to off topic and vip

[smoky matrix]

what was it

[vital roost]

why

i need to know

chat i am 5 minutes from the con

[amber wigeon]

Someone posted hentai

[sick wyvern]

it should just be no porn imo

[amber wigeon]

Back when vip was first created

So he put the rule in both vip and off topic explicitly

[vital roost]

lol classic

[amber wigeon]

They were a very angry person when they got banned too it was pretty funny

[mild crystal]

[sick wyvern]

ashy actually gonna do the Monster reference 😳

[shrewd vigil]

Ayo proof /s

[amber wigeon]

If I was still mod maybe could've showed XD

[shrewd vigil]

💀

[amber wigeon]

||I wouldnt have||

[queen osprey]

if you

know who to look for

and know how to look

there is still some... stuff

[placid skiff]

[amber wigeon]

The fuck they didn't delete all of it?

[queen osprey]

and

anyone can look it up

xD

[amber wigeon]

WELL THEN I KNOW BOTH SO TIME TO LOOK IT UP

[sick wyvern]

time to go spelunking in discord

[shrewd vigil]

?

[amber wigeon]

Omg you weren't lying pat

[placid skiff]

found it

[sick wyvern]

tho probably some generic everyday hentai

[queen osprey]

yea

i was quite shocked when i saw it

[amber wigeon]

It's history now but sheesh

[placid skiff]

😩

[amber wigeon]

The dark history of vip XD

[sick wyvern]

how does one find it

dm the secrets

[amber wigeon]

You lack the critical information

[queen osprey]

we dont teach the dark arts

at this hogwarts

[void slate]

There is no sex rule because no one here has it.

[queen osprey]

(its really easy though)

[amber wigeon]

I graduated with the knowledge

[sick wyvern]

dark arts? its literally named after me

[amber wigeon]

Being a mod taught me more about using discord than discord taught me about using discord

[amber wigeon]

Man that person was wild lmao @queen osprey

[queen osprey]

i didnt even realise they left the server

[amber wigeon]

I remember their whole ban/unban saga they were so angry about it

[void slate]

What's going on with that person who asked for ban

[queen osprey]

nothing

[void slate]

I forgor their name

Was it Bane from Batman

[queen osprey]

🇧

[amber wigeon]

🅱️

[sick wyvern]

guess ill never see it

[amber wigeon]

Yep you won't

[shrewd vigil]

[somber anvil]

@amber wigeon

[sick wyvern]

dm what it is?

[somber anvil]

Hi dark

[void slate]

Hi dark

[sick wyvern]

hi luna

[amber wigeon]

[signal iris]

at work

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

Guys some breaking news

Ontario declares state of emergency because of truckers

[red cloak]

Adderall do be doin stuff to me

[smoky matrix]

kinda pretty tho

how is class

[somber anvil]

Reeemur

[red cloak]

It good

[sick wyvern]

I kinda think I need to see if I may need meds. Though I doubt I can even afford the doctor trips

[red cloak]

We were doing femur fracture stuff today it was p chill

[sick wyvern]

ouch

was it some poor d-class put in the femur breaker

[vital roost]

CHAT

[sick wyvern]

it begins

[vital roost]

it’s real

@lament egret there’s a scout cosplay here

[red cloak]

[pseudo hinge]

what is

[sick wyvern]

theres always tf2

spotted any other femboy cosplays? XP

[smoky matrix]

lunaaaaaaa

[smoky matrix]

:D thats good

[amber wigeon]

[thin kelp]

Hello chat

[red cloak]

@vital roost

[exotic leaf]

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/groucho-marx-gif-18020632

[queen osprey]

lost ark

opens the flood gates

in 20 minutes

i wonder how cucked i am

maybe i should go to bed

https://i.imgur.com/BpjGDNw.png

yikes

[languid bay]

bazakaaaa go brrr

[potent rover]

Hello

[smoky matrix]

hiihi

[somber anvil]

Lemur i am now angy again

[smoky matrix]

why !

every night you become angry this is not good

well my night

[ornate plover]

Bazinga

[somber anvil]

Maybe its a late day thing and i just start to reminsice and think

[hollow marten]

Its always like that

[somber anvil]

:(

[mild crystal]

@somber anvil why angy

[somber anvil]

So much

[mild crystal]

make luna comfy instead

[somber anvil]

I just came home so im gonna be comfy in bed a bit

[smoky matrix]

GOOD

also gonna do something similar

[hollow marten]

Just woke up feeling the same way

Dope

[somber anvil]

But if i go to bed ill start thinking more

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix lemu sleepy?

[somber anvil]

Grrr

[smoky matrix]

:((

[smoky matrix]

no but its getting lateish and I don't wanna do more control rn and I'm bored

[mild crystal]

play league of legends with me

(for legal reasons this is a joke please never touch that garbage)

[somber anvil]

Dont you unironically play league

[smoky matrix]

I have touched that garbage before

[mild crystal]

yeah but

[smoky matrix]

genuinely tried to learn it and try like it cause felt left out when lots of friends played

[somber anvil]

Lol

[smoky matrix]

but did not like it at all

[mild crystal]

Yeah it's really hard to get into

[somber anvil]

Ah

Feeling left out. One of my favourites

[amber wigeon]

[queen osprey]

league is a good game

[mild crystal]

it's like destiny, people enjoy it sometimes but its shit other times

[amber wigeon]

I like playing the fast paced game mode with friends, don't remember what it's called, ARAM?

[sharp arch]

How did my message get removed what

[mild crystal]

aram yeah

[queen osprey]

there are several fast paced game modes

[amber wigeon]

Oh and URF is cool too

[queen osprey]

aram, urf

[mild crystal]

ratiod by bot?

[sharp arch]

Yeah

[smoky matrix]

also I know that feeling :(

[hard spindle]

virgin detected

[sharp arch]

Stupid not deleted my message using the same word you did

[queen osprey]

ironic

[hard spindle]

just say your jealous and move on league boy zzz

[amber wigeon]

Head empty no thoughts

Finally home now I can lie down zzz

[hollow marten]

[queen osprey]

lol

cope

[smoky matrix]

[amber wigeon]

Stolen

[languid bay]

Meanwhile, me want to play lost ark

[queen osprey]

the game is delayed

[languid bay]

[queen osprey]

https://twitter.com/playlostark/status/1492178267138244609?

Lost Ark (@playlostark)

Unfortunately, due to deployment issues, launch is delayed. We hope to have this resolved in a matter of hours.

Your patience is appreciated and we’ll update you soon.

Likes

176

Twitter · Feb 11, 2022, 4:46 PM

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix do u vc at all nowadays

[hard spindle]

L

[amber wigeon]

[languid bay]

I expected that since 120k asmongold viewer

[mild crystal]

i hardly vc with people anymore not rly been feeling it lately

[queen osprey]

i only vc when i play gtfo with the boys

which is every day

[amber wigeon]

I only VC with clan when we play bad game nowadays

[vital roost]

@signal iris do i buy

[smoky matrix]

sometimes

if I'm not feeling to anxious and its people I trust

but not super often

[mild crystal]

ur voice is cute

[somber anvil]

Hmm going out to dinner this should help

[somber anvil]

It is!

[hard spindle]

pls dont give me hope pat

[mild crystal]

im just really not used to vc

[hard spindle]

anyway pat gtfo 🙏

say yes shitty ark game is down

[somber anvil]

Rev you dont even talk in vc :(

[sick wyvern]

idk ash, $30

[queen osprey]

lol

[hard spindle]

SAY YES PAT PLS

[mild crystal]

didn't have a mic for ages so the last time i did it frequently was like 3 years ago

[queen osprey]

i cant

[mild crystal]

i do sometimes

[queen osprey]

i must play new world

i mean

lost ark

[somber anvil]

Oh

[queen osprey]

XD

[hard spindle]

no you must play gtfo with me smelly man

[somber anvil]

Understood

[sick wyvern]

i usually dont buy anything at cons till like the last day

[hard spindle]

come on for your bestie randolando pat

[amber wigeon]

VC with new people gives me anxiety

[queen osprey]

[smoky matrix]

at least one of us likes it

[somber anvil]

I like it too smh

[sick wyvern]

me too :P

[languid bay]

Damm I really want to work as Data Analyst but I will have to learn from a scratch.

[mild crystal]

yeah i dont talk with new people

scawy

[hard spindle]

😐

[somber anvil]

Relatable

[queen osprey]

https://twitter.com/PkmLegendArceus/status/1491481297084207111

Legends Arceus Shitpost (@PkmLegendArceus)

NOOOOOOO https://t.co/L4EL9BaPqz

Retweets

55234

Likes

243510

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Twitter · Feb 9, 2022, 6:37 PM

[smoky matrix]

you have never heard my voice

[queen osprey]

minecraft time

😩

[void slate]

I love Pat

[queen osprey]

hello peter

[smoky matrix]

but does pat love you

[void slate]

hello pat

[queen osprey]

i only love gtfo

(the video game)

[sick wyvern]

:P

[hard spindle]

NO GTFO TIME FATTY GET ON WITH DA BOIS

[amber wigeon]

VC with strangers is why I don't use big lfg anymore

[hard spindle]

I also only love gtfo

(the video game)

[amber wigeon]

[queen osprey]

hm

[mild crystal]

mfw yellow names don't let me into their normal vog clear because i don't talk with lfgs

[queen osprey]

[void slate]

imagine you and pat in a nightclub in Brazil

[hard spindle]

pat play gtfo with me fatty

[queen osprey]

i cant play gtfo

[void slate]

what would you do together

[queen osprey]

srs

[hard spindle]

oh why 😦

[queen osprey]

because i dont want to

[hard spindle]

LMAO U LITTLE SHIT

[amber wigeon]

Mfw I'd rather have someone muted who knows what they're doing than a talking moron

[void slate]

samesies

[hard spindle]

I am going to wring your fucking neck pat

[queen osprey]

O_O

so much hate in your life

[mild crystal]

no you need a mic for raids!!! they're literally impossible without one!!!!

[queen osprey]

😔

[amber wigeon]

Rando is down under for pat

[void slate]

pat is sad

who did this 😦

[hard spindle]

I was born into an Asian household you see

[amber wigeon]

Yep lfg rules if you don't have a mic don't play the game!!!

[hard spindle]

who is not down bad 4 pat

[void slate]

what does it mean to peter out

[queen osprey]

fringe asian

[void slate]

pat you're asian!?!?!

[queen osprey]

i meant rando

but yea

[void slate]

❤️ Malaysia truly Asia ❤️

[hard spindle]

me and pat are actually brothers

[sick wyvern]

thats why i dont raid. i both cant and dont really like to use mics

[void slate]

I have father issues

[queen osprey]

fringe asian

[amber wigeon]

Sadge

[void slate]

Too bad my dad died before I could fix anything

[somber anvil]

There there

[somber anvil]

Can you not please

[void slate]

I can do whatever I want

[hard spindle]

what does that even mean

[somber anvil]

So be it.

[hard spindle]

I can be your new dad peter dw

[queen osprey]

iykyk

😔

[hard spindle]

pat your such a little shit

[amber wigeon]

[queen osprey]

wiz is a true asian

[hard spindle]

I cannot imagine the time your parents had trying to raise a brat like you

[amber wigeon]

Factual

[void slate]

fucktual

[hard spindle]

Im fucking asain aswell u little shit

[barren dagger]

@hard spindle tenner my arse

[queen osprey]

yeah, fringe asian

[hard spindle]

LMAO. check g2a

[void slate]

cringe asian

[queen osprey]

peter BASED

[amber wigeon]

[hard spindle]

pat I have literally worked in the fields of Pakistan u fat fuck

[barren dagger]

g2a >

[queen osprey]

LUL

[amber wigeon]

The sexual tension is real

[hard spindle]

what

[barren dagger]

now its like 12 quid

[hard spindle]

just say you want me

[sick wyvern]

i actually am but i didnt want to mention it after seeing some of the shit people have said...

[queen osprey]

wiz hates you by proxy

[void slate]

ARS

[amber wigeon]

pat spitting facts

[hard spindle]

we are probably playing it tonight or Sunday ahaha whenever my friend gets home from training

[void slate]

facts are tight

[hard spindle]

who?

[barren dagger]

yes?

[queen osprey]

wh0

[hard spindle]

who want me zzz

[barren dagger]

no one

[queen osprey]

true

[hard spindle]

not what our dms say simpy boi

[barren dagger]

can say the same

[amber wigeon]

zzz

[hard spindle]

okay our dms stay in dms u right

[void slate]

ARSE

malware?

[barren dagger]

[lusty hornet]

nop

[queen osprey]

thats

cringe

[lusty hornet]

i would never

[hard spindle]

your cringe

[void slate]

cringe is tight

[void slate]

my cringe life

[lusty hornet]

aww it got deleted

[queen osprey]

lets cringe together in gtfo if u know what i mean

[hard spindle]

your the best peter

[hard spindle]

ayo pat 😳 . u never said it was like tha

[lusty hornet]

pat is my butter dog program not allowed?

[queen osprey]

yeah ur right

if you think im letting people download

a fucking random exe

from a stranger

ur out ur fuckin mind kid

[lusty hornet]

i just coded it 😄

[queen osprey]

i dont care if gandhi coded it

random exe

[amber wigeon]

pat protecc

[queen osprey]

no shot

[lusty hornet]

pat attacc

[hard spindle]

pat spittin

[lusty hornet]

most of all... pat like to snacc

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

spitting pats

[pure vale]

[void slate]

mayo the hammer of justice

[pure vale]

[near hill]

Peter on this way to say something's tight for the 2000000th time

[hard spindle]

this is unironically the only funny thing to come out of this chat

[willow quartz]

make it funny then rando

weakling

[queen osprey]

yea

[smoky matrix]

he can't

[red cloak]

Hi chat I’m back

[smoky matrix]

welcome back

[sick wyvern]

hi back :P

[red cloak]

Ty

[hard spindle]

I have seen this chats "humour" I am not lowering myself

[hard spindle]

who

[smoky matrix]

this chat is not funny its actually so awful

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-cope-cope-gif-19299672

[smoky matrix]

I don't blame you

[hard spindle]

lemur and rando agreeing on somet wtf man

[red cloak]

[hard spindle]

besties 😍

[smoky matrix]

omg

[desert pilot]

revolutionary

[void slate]

potassium's gifs are tight

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-the-skeleton-appears-love-heart-locket-gif-24672698

[red cloak]

Chat I feel weird

[smoky matrix]

D: why

[red cloak]

Adderall I think

[desert pilot]

what why

oh

ryf is high???

[red cloak]

Well a lil bit

I have a prescription for it tho

[somber anvil]

Ryfff nuuu

[red cloak]

I’m supposed to be on it

[somber anvil]

:(

[queen osprey]

[languid bay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwc59fLjHD4

[red cloak]

It helps me focus

[hard spindle]

pedo game detected

[sick wyvern]

i wanna eventually go see a doctor about that

[amber wigeon]

chatbox

[red cloak]

Makes me 2% less hyper

[somber anvil]

Ryf r u okei

[wanton river]

Inaccurate art, no chernobyl in the background of the olympic art

[red cloak]

Am doin good

[hard spindle]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/fUp4znpeoWm4HgPwre/giphy.mp4?cid=73b8f7b15b579ffbf92371b991d0c0ac71e7459fbbaf6bb6&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g

[smoky matrix]

garden in off topic

[somber anvil]

Ah good you never replied

[languid bay]

LET ME INNNNNNN

[cold nebula]

схшеиеяшсхж

interesting

[queen osprey]

twitta is down

[hard spindle]

I should get a twitter

[queen osprey]

yea

[hard spindle]

I feel like my brain level and anger would fit in

[queen osprey]

so you can post your dog shit takes

[hard spindle]

name one bad take I have had

[queen osprey]

u think ur asian

[amber wigeon]

Shots fired

[hard spindle]

pat I am literally asian tf u mean

[barren dagger]

this is the point of boredom I am at

[queen osprey]

fringe asian

[hard spindle]

tf u mean I think I am literally asain

[sick wyvern]

seriously quit that shit, not funny

[void slate]

crine asian

[hard spindle]

no lmao

[void slate]

randolando

[queen osprey]

not funny to me = illegal

[void slate]

pat is illegal

[barren dagger]

ha watermalon pool

[hard spindle]

pat when Pakistan isn't Asian enough 4 him

[sick wyvern]

been thinking of getting that game

[queen osprey]

lmao

its funny you think it is

[void slate]

lmao

[hard spindle]

tf is it then?

[queen osprey]

fringe asian

[hard spindle]

pat it is literally still Asian u fucking idiot

[queen osprey]

fringe

[hard spindle]

pat when I am not Asian enough for his fat white ass

and b4 u say it Ik you are not white

[queen osprey]

so why say it

[void slate]

My mental state today

[void slate]

white asses are tight

[hard spindle]

bc I wanted to smelly man. grr

[void slate]

ewewewewewwww\

[hard spindle]

so true peter white asses are tight

[queen osprey]

weird

[hard spindle]

shouldnt u be at work pat

[queen osprey]

its 5am

[hard spindle]

why are you still awake then

go to sleep gr

[void slate]

pat is...

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJpsL3XbD-M

[queen osprey]

helllllllll nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wanton river]

Starkid has no right to be as good as it is

[exotic leaf]

||||

[cold nebula]

Agree

[willow quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-saul-goodman-gif-24033192

[queen osprey]

final season of better call saul

is airing soon

[hard spindle]

I am going to bludgeon your fat head

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[wanton river]

I thought the the guy who played Saul had a heart attack?

[queen osprey]

he did

have a health panic on set

but the world moves on

[exotic leaf]

@void slate

[languid bay]

good night

[wanton river]

The ark is lost, also lmao korean mmo 5010230151025201

will die in the west in a month

[languid bay]

[wanton river]

many such cases

[queen osprey]

name the other 5010230151025200 korean mmos

[hard spindle]

randolando mmorpg

[languid bay]

Well even without west version it can stay in KR

[hard spindle]

randolando mmorpg 2

[languid bay]

[hard spindle]

randolando mmorpg 3

[rough trail]

it is soulless Amazon corpo mmo #2

[wanton river]

ragnarock online, tera online black desert online, echo of soul, elsword, blade and soul, half the contents of the death of a game series

[odd remnant]

Hey maybe someone can help me out. I was raiding with this guy who goes by the bungie name olav. But I can’t find him on here.

[hard spindle]

then hes not in here?

[cold nebula]

Shadows fall
And hope has fled
Steel your heart
The dawn will come

[odd remnant]

Lmao he joined an lfg from the LFG channel

But the dude forgot to add me before he got off

[hard spindle]

thats crazy

[odd remnant]

Right!?! Quite the predicament

[hard spindle]

yo no way is that real moon in banner

[queen osprey]

@patent remnant (sorry for the @)

[hard spindle]

your a hero

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJ4iuQY7Yw

[hard spindle]

reuniting these two brothers

[queen osprey]

hopefully its not a case of

a girl giving a dude the wrong number at a bar

[hard spindle]

LMAO

I always give the wrong number

[queen osprey]

you dont give numbers

relax

[hard spindle]

yo mom would say somet diff zzzz

[wanton river]

man this is gonna be a hot take probably but inquisition was awful, if it didn't come out the year it did where every major game was even worse, it would've never got goty

[queen osprey]

keep reaching

[wanton river]

turned the dragon age series into an mmo with collect 10 boar ass quests

all the side quests were worse than previous games, choices didn't matter, and the villain absolutely sucked

literally the worst villain i've seen in any game ever

[hard spindle]

sorry I only play good games I wouldnt know. Like denstiny 2 and gtfo!! real high quality games that everyone loves

[cold nebula]

Oh, because the Villian in Origins was so original

[hard spindle]

💀 moon be nice

[queen osprey]

yeah i love gtfo too

[hard spindle]

when will you love me 🥺

[cold nebula]

Go to elves, to to templars, got to mages, kill arch daemon which is a dragon

[wanton river]

At least the villain in origins was competant, cory's greatest victory cost him his entire army under an avalanche, and then he consistently fails to enact any of his plans throughtout the rest of the game

[cold nebula]

😆

[wanton river]

I can never take the end of act 1 seriously, because haven was literally an indefensible location according to every character there and cory still nearly lost

but we're supposed to feel sad that we lost an unwinnable battle and crushed the entire enemy army under snow like lmao

[cold nebula]

It did not destroyed them

[sharp vale]

What's up homies I have today off

[queen osprey]

when u stop being a fringe asian @hard spindle

[cold nebula]

Otherwise there wont be continuation

[hard spindle]

tf u want me to do change my ethnicity 😭

[queen osprey]

ye pretty much

[hard spindle]

me losing my pakistaniness to make pat love me

[wanton river]

Then the game has you do fetch quests for like 20 hours while occasionally fighting one of cory's incompetant minions before we beat his ass in a pathetically easy boss fight

the only good quest in that game was the orlais ball, because it felt like an actual dragon age mission instead of a generic open world romp

[queen osprey]

dub

[sharp vale]

Valid

[hard spindle]

NO WAY YEETIM ISNT DEAD

[sharp vale]

L play better games

[hard spindle]

IM SO SAD

[wanton river]

Well I do now

[sharp vale]

Bruh moment

No I just be working

[pseudo hinge]

F

[pseudo hinge]

Work to death :) (/s)

[hard spindle]

yeetim is my man he plays best game

[sharp vale]

Okay let's play

[hard spindle]

my friends still away on training week. he gets back today or sunday. we play then

[sharp vale]

Gonna brush my teefs

Okay

I'm off sunday

[hard spindle]

HUGE

[queen osprey]

tfti

[hard spindle]

you reject them everytime

plus its not w eddie so dosent matter lol

[queen osprey]

lol true

[hard spindle]

we only need one yeetim or skill whoever messges me first that day ig

[sharp vale]

SkiiL Lssue

[signal iris]

YES

[hard spindle]

my man

[sharp vale]

My voice used to be deeper in middle school

[vital roost]

i took a pic with jesus

[signal iris]

how much is it?

[sharp vale]

As I grew up it actually got lighter

[vital roost]

idk it was like 30 something

[sharp vale]

But now I am regaining my deep monotonous voice guys

What do

[wanton river]

Ashy has been touched by jesus

[hard spindle]

fun fact my name means jesus

[sharp vale]

Ashy what did you dress up as

[wanton river]

fun fact I am jesus

[cold nebula]

my name means king

[sharp vale]

Fun fact I am god

[hard spindle]

(no pat that isnt an invitation to dox me)

[hard spindle]

hey dad

[sharp vale]

Hey son

[signal iris]

my last name does too

[sharp vale]

Let's go conquer the world and make it a better place

[sick wyvern]

Ashy how is it so far?

[hard spindle]

we are removing everywhere but new Zealand

[cold nebula]

Royalty

[sharp vale]

Why new Zealand

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-trust-chest-pound-brotherhood-gif-17669441

[hard spindle]

bc it has a funny name

[sharp vale]

Can we just rename a different place new Zealand then

And just transfer the wildlife

[queen osprey]

rando is SO funny xD

[hard spindle]

wow your so smart yeetim

[sharp vale]

New Zealand kinda cringe

[hard spindle]

tuff talk from someone who posts outdated tik toks

[sharp vale]

They just a small island with wierd people

[hard spindle]

its better Australia

[queen osprey]

true

[sharp vale]

You're right

[exotic leaf]

dont listen to him pat your memes are funny

[wanton river]

well jokes on you austrailia doesn't exist so neither does new zealand

[sharp vale]

Pat send memes

[hard spindle]

I didnt say they werent funny

[sharp vale]

Valid meme

[hard spindle]

I said outdated dosent mean pat isnt a funny man

[sharp vale]

Real

[exotic leaf]

RIP keyboard cat

[sharp vale]

Tbf lots of memes these days are hella outdated

Like hella

[hard spindle]

but like there so good u cant be mad

[sharp vale]

Some of these memes we've been seeing since 2016

[hard spindle]

one day I aspire to have one of my memes in the pat meme folder

[sharp vale]

Pat you got any dark humor memes

[barren dagger]

Huh

[queen osprey]

yea

[sharp vale]

Hey guys look we got four

[wanton river]

dark humor is that a synonym for racist?

[sharp vale]

No

[wanton river]

oh well then I have no dark humor memes

[hard spindle]

on sunday you and yeetim fighting for the last place in our gtfo team L

[sharp vale]

Dark humor as in not offensive but somewhat impeding on morality

[hard spindle]

waiting for this chat to get cringe

[wanton river]

Its already cringe

[hard spindle]

pat post the Pakistani memes again

[exotic leaf]

its already cringe

[cold nebula]

I can

[hard spindle]

you are here

[wanton river]

exactly

[hard spindle]

bc you are not here anymore 😦

[cold nebula]

I have exactly one pakistan meme

[sharp vale]

I mean dark humor as in like the tone gets dark and offsetting

[hard spindle]

share with the class moon

[sharp vale]

Sure some offensive topics can be like that but I mean like

[queen osprey]

do people make memes about pakistan

idk man

[cold nebula]

https://imgur.com/PGxRsQu

[exotic leaf]

this is still my favorite meme of the year

[sharp vale]

Yes

[wanton river]

people make memes about everything

[queen osprey]

i dont think people care about pakistan

[hard spindle]

TF U SAY PAT

[queen osprey]

its fringe asian

...

[sharp vale]

Only the united states cared about Pakistan during some war

[cold nebula]

Only thing I currently care is Russia Invading Ukraine, as an ex military if this escalates I have to go to war

[hard spindle]

pat deciding relevancy of country's to weather or not it meats western standards zzz

[wanton river]

what is it with the british, they apparently speak english and yet no one can understand them

[barren dagger]

How do we “fight” you imbecile

[exotic leaf]

they speak in cursive

[sharp vale]

Well yeah because you're irrelevant otherwise

[hard spindle]

thats one bad ass sounding gun

[cold nebula]

You have no clue what you talk about.

[exotic leaf]

typical Yeet moment

[cold nebula]

Pakistan is in rivalry with India

[hard spindle]

american...

[cold nebula]

Both nations have nuclear arsenal

[sharp vale]

He gets it

[hard spindle]

pakistan isnt irrelevant remember that time we harboured terrorists!

oh wait are we the bad guys 😢

[sharp vale]

Yeah but that was back then when america cared

[cold nebula]

It is not about Terrorists, it is about conflict with India as both nations have nukes and bloody history

[wanton river]

Scottish is worse tho, Limmy's laptop is legit incomprehensible

[sharp vale]

We don't care much anymore so due to western standards, you're irrelevant

[cold nebula]

If something happens there it can collaps the world

[queen osprey]

fringe asian countries are DEFINITELY irrelevant

[hard spindle]

nawh the british tore them apart. once brothers in arms and one country divided by colonisers

[sharp vale]

If something happens literally anywhere on war scales, anything would collapse the world

[cold nebula]

Even a conventional war can do a lot of harm

[hard spindle]

Australian talking as if hes relevant zzz

[sharp vale]

We got so many countries involved with each other it literally will cause a domino effect anywhere

[mild crystal]

I keep forgetting this is off topic

[cold nebula]

If you really want to poke at country with no relevance - Macedonia

[hard spindle]

it was v sad they were once all brothers now enemys

[cold nebula]

It is a meme of a country

[queen osprey]

?

[cold nebula]

This is deeply historical and political matter. Because of the Indian Caste system, people embraced Islam

[mild crystal]

Pain

[queen osprey]

politics = bad

[cold nebula]

Yes, I know it is not as deep topic as what will Savathun do next 🤣

[hard spindle]

even then with caste system. muslim and hindi people lived with far less strife until the british divided them into seprate regions with limited contact

[mild crystal]

[long tundra]

geopolitics = worse

[hard spindle]

what if we politiced together😳

if u get what I mean

[granite umbra]

tectonic plates have politics?

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/rusev-bulgaria-flag-entrance-wwe-gif-9318757

[hard spindle]

yo mom so fat she is a tectonic plate so yes

[cold nebula]

Anyway

[hard spindle]

anyway randolando stays winning

[granite umbra]

*your

[queen osprey]

gottem

[cold nebula]

The night is long
And the path is dark
Look to the sky
For one day soon, The dawn will come

[wanton river]

The only politics I want to discuss are the politics of hunter supremacy

God made us in his image

[hard spindle]

*yur

[cold nebula]

Moon is a hunter

[sharp vale]

GOTTEM

[hard spindle]

hunt- 💤

[sharp vale]

Rando

Rando, send memes

[queen osprey]

rando has memes?

[hard spindle]

only ones I cannot send here

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-wwe-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-meme-alexa-bliss-reaction-gif-18600408

[queen osprey]

nice way to casually admit to being a RACIST

[hard spindle]

I rely on other memes

[hard spindle]

LMAO I NEVER SAID THAT PAT 😭 TF

[queen osprey]

ur british

its in your blood

[hard spindle]

never say that again 😭

[queen osprey]

gottem

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-wwe-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-meme-alexa-bliss-reaction-gif-21975854

[hard spindle]

dont compare me with them pat thats where I draw the line

[queen osprey]

reeeeeeeeeee

[hard spindle]

moon now I am going to go out on a limb here but are you simping 4 her?

[cold nebula]

Alexa Bliss bro ❤️

[sharp vale]

British are just worse Americans

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/rko-wwe-wrestling-randy-orton-gif-15820595

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-wwe-alexa-alexa-bliss-wwe-superstar-alexa-bliss-mood-gif-23130240

[hard spindle]

now thats hawt

[hard spindle]

know your place american

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-stalin-soviet-gesture-cigar-gif-15512721

[sharp vale]

Know your place, brit

[hard spindle]

never call me a brit again ong

[sharp vale]

That's why we can afford cars worth more than your house

[hard spindle]

I have unironically developed a british accent apparently

[sharp vale]

He be livin in a harry potter room

Under the stair well

[hard spindle]

cars made out of paper and capitalism

[sharp vale]

Cars made out of steel and Detroit muscle

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-driveby-eminem-gif-24008106

[sharp vale]

But not really because steel is a bad material for cars

[sharp vale]

Can you send that in MP4 format

[hard spindle]

I cant found it as a random meme

gif*

[sharp vale]

OMG 8mile road like Eminem????

M and Ms??

Anyways

[cold nebula]

Ah, my home, the Rose Valley: https://cdn.myonlinestore.eu/943d3925-6be1-11e9-a722-44a8421b9960/images/Bulgaria_kazanluk_Roses_www.vitexnatura-wholesale.com.jpg

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-have-shit-in-detroit-gif-20111077

[sharp vale]

Can you make it MP4 format

[sharp vale]

HAHAHA

[hard spindle]

make yourself some bitches

[barren dagger]

[sharp vale]

Sad

Anyways

Rando send memes

[cold nebula]

Happy Valentines Day 🤣

[hard spindle]

SHIT i forgor thats on monday

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUtHjOvPKT0

?

[wanton river]

the moment I get image perms is the moment I get banned for dumping every meme I have

[vital roost]

i got a pic with astolfo gg

[cold nebula]

I have decided to go drunk myself to death tonight

Or until I Faint, I don't actually want to die

[signal iris]

ayo? do show mayhaps? (in dms ofc)

L BOZO

[signal iris]

nice

I LIKE UR HOODIE

[desert pilot]

face reveal

[vital roost]

no !

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[signal iris]

[desert pilot]

[barren dagger]

[desert pilot]

lol

[signal iris]

i understand

[cold nebula]

😦

[vital roost]

2b @signal iris

[void slate]

shit I missed my comedy podcast

[vital roost]

awh can you not listen later

[signal iris]

[sick wyvern]

ash cosplaying as 2B? :P

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/nier-automata-video-game-gif-13006633

[bleak latch]

l

[void slate]

is it time to evacuate Ukraine

[signal iris]

me @ ash ^

[cold nebula]

To War

[bleak latch]

kys

[void slate]

War is tight

[cold nebula]

So is my AK

[bleak latch]

ur mom is

[cold nebula]

I will fight in that war

Cause it smells like World War 3

[desert pilot]

now that one im not sure about

[cold nebula]

The world will become tight when everyone loses it and releases the nukes

[wet quarry]

Femboy body inspector

[vital roost]

[void slate]

FEMALE body inspector

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

ashy would never

[void slate]

turtles are tight

[wet quarry]

2b is pog tho

[void slate]

shit I forgot about my comedy podcast

comedy podcasts are tight

[cold nebula]

All right

I go drink now

[void slate]

drinking is tight

[cold nebula]

Maybe even get arrested

[void slate]

Which person in the picture are you @exotic leaf

[signal iris]

do share

[vestal ember]

i should've bought the founders pack for lost ark

[sharp vale]

I've been arrested

[sick wyvern]

again?

[hard spindle]

You both look musty and crusty af

[vital roost]

anything to keep me talking to you huh

[mild crystal]

boys better

[hard spindle]

Yes I'm your biggest fan notice me 🥺

Nawh fr u look ight there but what's the deal with that hoodie

I swear I always see u wearing the fbi hoodie

[hard spindle]

Wrong

[mild crystal]

i love when you talk down to me

[hard spindle]

i love when you talk down to me

🥺

[mild crystal]

🥺

[vital roost]

my favorite hoodie

also people think it’s funny

i’ve gotten multiple compliments on it

[hard spindle]

It's a nice hoodie tbh

Wish it was more black. Grey hoodies for zzz ppl

Idk why I'm talking like I own any of my own hoodies

[sick wyvern]

Secretly ashy works for the fbi and now we’re all on their list

[somber anvil]

[hard spindle]

If ash works for the fbi the world's fucked 💀

[somber anvil]

World's Already fucked

[desert pilot]

who in their right mind would hire ash to be an fbi agent