#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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very solid plan
I'm desperate.
we know
I saw that @thin kelp
I’m tired and I should be asleep but I can’t stop looking at chat
it'll be just as degen tomorrow, sleep
saw what

I’m trying ash, but I get curious xD
close phone 
turn off phone 
The longer you look the more you'll stay awake (definitely not speaking from experience)
So I started playing Daemon X Machina because it was free on Epic Games in December or January. And oh my God, I'm amazed at the customization and great quality the music & gameplay is
Oh god I am starting to make old people noise when I sit/stand up
Unfortunately the opposite happened to me 

how.
Suffering from success 
you're a boomer now I'm sorry
Over 25 = almost dead 
I've been doing that since I was 18

Ok imma charge my phone and put it under my bed so I won’t look. Night ashy, lemu
sheeesh
nightnight
a mimir
And ren
Gn gn dark
wtf new attack on titan ep go hard
Go to sleep you buffoon
Although I cannot clown you on the phone charge, I have suffered this as well 
swag
swag
Idk what to do
What should i have with my butter biscuits
Yea should schleep
butter

ARES NO
real pat in chat
hi pat
I MEANT POST LOL
Im cracked at btd 6
The minmax god
Real

ducky! hi 
okay but the art style is cute tho
Ez
same
even though i might not be anymore cause i havent played for a long time
Oh god I am about to eat this box of butter biscuits
with more butter irght
no
anyone else aging at an alarming pace
our names and pfps look nothing alike
it was just something you'd post
Everyone listen to hit or miss by BOYO 10/10 song
i age 1 year every year
I love this

Bruh you tryna play btd with these gifs you posting
I guess they never miss HUH
ok
+10000 hours on btd5 ios
bleh
ducky is a monkey god

yeah the word today sucked
i dont think i will
wait i know what ima play
btd battles 2 is where it is at now. sorry champ
No I don't think I will
forza 
Forza is just scuffed project cars 
Real
I really liked the halo mission, which is out of the only two or three I ever played
I loved fh4 lots and then got bored of fh5 after literally 2 days
put a couple hundred hours into 4 and then like 10 or so into 5 
Damn
i liked horizon 5, i grinded out a car and then that was abt it
i liked how pretty it was
@cold cipher demon slayer time 
i remember sitting on btd 6 for like 15 hours multiple days in a week and just never playing again
:((
a
why so angy
hungerrry
because my brain full !!

empty it
of waht
how is ashy?
uhhh very annoyed
you are so adorable
yeah I pissed ashy off

sorry guys!

nonon not u

@hollow marten I am back on now but I dunno what I'm going to play
what game
Quick check after bathroom trip. Hi and good night all and ducky. .3.
just vc then
I just said I dont know ashy
night night dark
nini dark
vibeo game
Read status 
oh i thought you meant you were on a game and didn't know what to do on it
who's status
mine 
no status
ur offline
Oh 
2000s vibe
i like my status
Wordle 233 3/6
I also like your status
first 3 row one. massive chad moment

3/6 

good idea

10101010101
the numbers, what do they meann

why is my streak 5 when ive played and won 6
played one, took a break, played 5
oh i see
skipped a day or two of wordle
its not win streak, makes sense
or more

yeah
my worldle stats are ¥
pog moment
oof. rip ducky momo
chad gamer
HAR
When when when the communist regime takes over and and and the femboys are sent to the Cole mines thinking they would be full time femboy furry artists

I am done playing noita, it angers me
what the fuck are you talking abt
that didn't take long
i reset computer rq cause of this piece of shit
Screen snip 
snipping tool goes hard
I use lightshot
shift window s
win shift s


win shift s is snipping tool
Snipaste users 
I simply just hit the - key on my numpad
he shmoove
snip and sketch my bad
Everyone I have pretty much ate the box of butter biscuits
with extra butter?
yo guys, genchat stardew?
wtf didn't share
LETS DO IT

do not own 
p
r
this is a poverty moment
i dont wanna peep stardew 
I dont think I have you added on steam
It's a meme
i need to play stardew more
no I don't think soi
Stardew = scuffed harvest moon
we'd have to mod it with the unlimited multiplayer mod if we did it with a bunch of people
Romances tho 
Stardew hack was for clothes I think

When people communist supporters get told by the communist party to work on the quartz mines instead of being full time stay at home comfort friends
i will be marrying abigail and there is nothing you can do about it
Leah is best
what
leah is always my go to
im back

i will be not playing stardew bc of personal reasons 
welcome back 
EVERY LITTLE STEP I TAKE
I always romance the joja mart manager for the sweet discounts
:(
EVERY LITTLE STEP I MAKE

shane?
Leah is best cause ||She is the only relationship one that likes the valley from the get go||
leah's hot as fuck
No the other guy
That too
did i ask you how you're doing today
duality

Pee goes hard
which one
The guy who convinces the mayor to turn the community center into joja building
pretty sure no
Dudes hog is massive
how are you
am decent
bru
urb
y'all wanna see my brother's hours on games
Abigail freaky 🥵
yes show
actual mad man
sure
these are my top 10 in playtime
nowhere near your tf2 horus tho
oh yeah of course
i dont think anyone could top my tf2 hours which is both great and awful
This guy 
I gotta add more people on steam from here
I have added you :D
yeah I saw that

No way
coping hard
close enough to 10
gunfire reborn


I'm going to do a run of that real quick brb
i wanna play more killing floor but who even plays kf2 anymore 
RoR 

The disparity 
I dont have a myman emote so I am going to steal one and put it in my own server
theft
oh we got similar ror2 hours, ashy
we should play sometime
me and my 9 million lunar coins 

me stealing emotes
crime time
real talk though, who doesnt edit their lunar coins
I don’t play a lot of steam games!!!!!
stealing!!!
more like edit the entire game
i like how they look!!
I havent edited my lunar coins till now
when are we playing gunfire
iris are you getting p4au as well 
now
okay! (not really)
Any enter the gungeoners 
i am doing trials
Mayhaps, I’m not really good at traditional fighting games
my brother has it
Very fun
I’m only good at smash really
wait we can actually play if you give me like 5 min @bitter heath
i hope you go flawless rn
Speaking of @lament egret wanna play smash?
maybe not rn

i'd cry and i dont have my switch on me rn
:(
there is another game
fuck sake computer I want to know the temperature not whatever this shit is
is it hot?
Why would you cry
no its nice and normal 24 at the moment
oh nice weather
OCE 

suck my balls post, dont disrespect this dogshit country
freeze
i am.
I'd die at that temp
then perish
IRIS

Big island = continent 
WHAT
PLAY SKULLGIRLS
@bitter heath wait nvm i can't, i wanna play dress up tonight
IDK WHAT THAT IS
AND FACE MY KEYBOARD CONTROLS RUSHDOWN PEACOCK
gunfire probably isnt worth playing, content dryer than deadstiny

thats fine, I demand every picture in my dms!
most!
bottom
🥺
ass
still never proved you werent female
Yeah you are
I need a life
dont we all
so many hours in cookie clicker
yoooo im back
wb 
wiz buy me ff15 or nier ty
did you not finish all the endings for nier?
Hollow knight
bold of you to assume I have money
thats nothing lol
man I cant do cookie clicker without my g502
my fucking arthritis starts playing up with this mouse
its a lot for cookie clicker bro, we arent talking about an fps lmao
my nitro rn is from someone gifting 
i got a g502 
send it to me
no
How tf do you get that many hours in bloons
yoinked
mine broke after 3 years so I need a new one
play lots
i also have a g502, its melting in my cupboard though
I had a spare that wouldnt connect to my pc but its just nowhere to be found
aquire new one
I spilled soda on my g502
bruh
drink it out
misery
my g502 is starting to spin out in valorant, making me very sad
I'm going to next tuesday
yep I started sucking
oh sick
slurp
er, don't take that out of context
ive had it since 2016
i pair my g502 with my rk61 keyboard bc they're both rgb 
far far too late
fug
you took me out of context does this mean I can take you out of context
if I said no I'd be a hypocrite

i got more hours on cookie clicker i think
if you said yes you're ruining your pride

catch 22
This you?
but I'm going to buy this version instead of the normal one
this me?
i love this emote
jokes on you I have no pride
Can't stop the spirits when they need you
fancy fancy
that you?
kda? like league? cringe.
is it?
this is actually good though
are you?
am i?
it's a better looking design though, and the same price
wired black g502 mouse with weights on the bottom my beloved
you are?
dw my mouse is cringe too
no way
absolute best mouse ive ever used
maybe
sitting in my cupboard, using a different mouse. my g502 is unloved

agreed
I gotta be careful sending things from my phone
ghost ping grrrr
so you've said
one wrong tap without looking and I'm getting banned
Holy SHIT I forgot to watch attack on titan
WATCH IT
YES MAAM
NOW
gogogogo
stop
🤨
I am going!!!!!!
I have anime tits right next to things I want to send on my phone its always russian roulette
who won tho
I'm going to listen to it, give a rating fantano style
do i dare
yes
proof?
alright I'm not watching this
I shall dm
guys i have a confession
Chatbox
what is
Confess
aww sisko cute
i have a boob mousepad but its not what you think
omg new peter pfp
KOE NO
its uh
I think I know what it is
I thought that was a raccoon
astolfo version
NO
heh
hold on 💀
I'm going to buy an astolfo ass mousepad
that’s what i have
you would
YES

it very adorable i rate cat/10
i have one with illidans chest on it
thank you for rating the feline
very comfy actually

OK WAIT

perfection
JOSEPH
FUCK I WAS GONNA SHOW IT
I need bleach
wait this is the one you were going to post?
joseph my believed
all wrapped
GOURGEOUS
NO WAY
LMAO THERES NO FUCKING WAY
IT WAS MY 18TH BDAY PRESENT
Mf actually got sniped off spawn

i wish
found it
ZAC YES
🤨
YES
35 dollars but it gets here between march 11th and the 21st
you're scared
Lets hope pat isnt lurking
this chat gets worse and worse
my friend matthew i kept pestering him about it as a joke and we agreed that for a certain year he'd get me it and he showed it to me in the middle of the cafeteria, we were tearing up
oh my god that’s amazing
going in my shopping cart to sit there for a bit
;-;
zac when are you buying me astolfo ass mousepad
never
get me one toooo

ill buy you it rn
ass when
I'm going to buy it for myself and then you can take it as a souvenir if you ever come to perth
and?
perth 🤮
i dont see that an any kind of issue
oi oi
ye perth hot af rn
damn theres a 2b one thats straight up just nude
u from perth? rip
Perth literally just better
melbourne is pretty nice rn
I've lived sydney before perth and I would never go back
no it aint
wtf why are there so many people here from perth
well it was
because its better its that simple
perth nasty tho
its just me and lemur
GUYUS
^^^^^^

perth too hot
im shaking and crying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anOApXWUS4I
try not to laugh funny vine tik tok pizza
it isnt nasty ashy, we're literally one of the only states that are actually keeping it together
too hot !
plus, come in winter for my 20th, easy fix to the heat problem
fort. WA 
when is bday
Everyone Post THIGHS NOW 🔫
come to vic
i dont have any starts crying
9th of june
you are the only state that is isolated and only has one area to live in
No.
ye vic is nice rn
I dont have thigh highs unluckers
yes
💥
wdym you don't have thighs?
and?
bro, no
i laughed too hard guys my chest is dying and i keep hiccuping
💥
water
Don't worry this is just directed at the femboys
well... i guess i do
noted
not femboy thighs tho
Alright time to sleep I guess
why tho
night!
pay big buck to go anywhere that isnt where you are. not saying its bad to stay where you are, but if you ever want to go anywhere then you have to travel large distances
nightnight see you in 5
see u in 20 min
thighs are thighs
i guess u right

what was that zac
hold on, I'm rechecking it
i thank you greatly for this
Out of spite to all of you I will come back now
omg welcome back
A friend sent this to me like 10 mins ago its funny af lol
good one
Go away Claire no one likes you
too real
You missed your opportunity
says the one that keeps getting rejected 
FAKE
yay oomfie! plz commit war crimes for me!
Lizard
I'd sit on that chair
lizzer
Sit on me instead

no am bunny 
Wiz is a male right guys
is this man just eternally down bad
Idk am I
you never truly know
Idk are you?

IDK AM I
IDK ARE YOU??
pay
Low Poly lizalfos appreciation day tmrw
IDK IM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS 
fuck I missed it
Auspost 
Bye
try again zac
just decide who you are lol
L
foiled
ARE YOU MALE JUST SAY YES OR NO
No you got it right
YES
Okay
Yae miko more like yae mid-o
saved
Then yes sit on me
fixed it guys
mommy?
WIZ BALL
it me
Wiz is my (bf) gf now guys
so you are gay
quite immaculate if I had to say

hair is straightened.
nani
i search up mommy in my emojis and get this
I'm wearing socks
@bitter heath what color of nail polish
what colours you got
youre back?
Why the fuck is your registration 845$
pick one
OCE 
purlurple
BLACK
time to browse questionable imagery
SAME
Ashy GO FULL EMO ASHY
i’ve already done that
Can I see your questionable imagery 👉👈

DO IT AGAIN
aight, ill be back in 20
purple or wine red
Idk can you
Yes

holup ill stay for thighs tho
🥱 +
cute socks
agreed
But, MAY I
nope
ok now whos buying me thigh highs and/or a skirt
I will!
this is not a request this is a must
Go full goth emo with short skirt and tube socks
yes
😔
le big sad
i'll have to lfg in the near future so yeah
Look guys
tonight i am recreating pictures of previous times 
its me!
omg hi nyx
We all know ashy has big thighs
hi nyxie
yessss
But does he have a big butt 🤔

omg real Nyx hi
what are you lfging for? @quick hearth
my paycheck this week is like 340 with other payments I got you
A soulmate
I saw the comment you left on my profile like 5 mins ago this hi is for that
340$ !!! That's NOTHING
all you have to do is look at his banner 
Why are AUSTRALIANS SO POOR
wish, and probs dungeons later on
this is for three shifts
ah fair enough
when the horny is abundant
also thicc > big
Mo
wow, you're just now noticing that? 
@vital roost
No, I am ass man
nice
Butt > everything else
I DIDNT GET A NOTIFICATION IM SORRY
I don't look at my profile that often cuz I'm not creative enough to make it look cool q_q
jokes on you, i still have money and i get paid in 2 days
Just post your muscle gymbro
HAHA You're POOR
I'm lean af I don't have muscle
I am lean and have some muscle
my king uploaded
I workout to stay in shape not exactly to build muscle
report of the week 
Rebiewbrah
I am always in shape
wiz please scream at me to do more situps and squats
I have to use up these training sessions soon lmao, someone come threaten me into doing it
@lament egret DO MORE SITUPS AND SQUATS YOU GOTTA MAKE THAT ASS LOOK GREAT IN A DRESS
ON THE FLOOR MAGGOT, GIVE ME 20
circle?
IMAGINE HOW GREAT YOU'LL LOOK IN IT THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION
On god if I were a femboy I would get so many compliments
Rectangle
oddly enough my motivation to get in shape was because I want to attempt cosplaying someday
Don't misgeometry me
actually wait speaking of, my gym is near you @smoky matrix
mine is gonna be i think almost $3k
harder papa I mean what
ayo?
My motivation to get in shape was to be good at sex lololol
AYO
I have the stamina of a goddamn gazelle
oh? what gym?
Jetts fremantle
actually I don't know any gyms
oh my goodness gracious my legs
Latin 
ah I see
Because you're weak
isn't that a long commute to the gym?
correct !
sure
wait no, a bit over 2k
ofc ofc
I will squeeze you so hard your spine will pop
I do it all the time
tell that to me when you get around $2k a fortnight
i love getting my back cracked
yes plz
omg omg
Ow
My back
do mine yhes
I could lowkey go for a massage rn
trying to type without getting nail polish all over my keyboard
I haven't had a massage in like a decade
I used to when I was working two jobs. I would actually get 1600$ every two weeks which is 2200 AUD?
sheeeeesh
what colour?
have u ever watched those cracking asmr vids
Yes I will blow your back out ashy
i shouldnt like those but i do
I mean
sparkly purple
ayo
i've never heard one

PORPLE NICE
ashy NO
Yes I will pop your back ashy 
horny ashy
always
leggies hurt now i am laying down
Erin is based
still watching yt videos 
I'm pretty sure ashy wouldn't mind participating in coitus with me ngl
???

the fuck

you cannot be serious rn
no more horny look at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXruhE_62_4
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i was air blowing my pinky dry and i got it to close to my mouth and now i taste paint
Mmm yummy lead

If only ashy was a GIRL

Why does the month go from 2 to 1 to 27
give or take like $50
last time i got payed was about $1.7k usd
bro we get it you're gay
I am not you dumb non WORDLE solving ass loser
LMAO
go to sleep
why
Why do you make more money than me 😔
🤨
Off topic chat not be horny for ash challenge
you tell me 
impossible
where are MY simps
Gone, reduced to atoms
impossible(for everyone)
Get some bitches and find out

uhhh, night shift, overtime, saturday pay, sunday pay and public holiday pay
I'll simp for you 
ashy is just magnet
pog
I mean, I'm proud and happy for you that you get paid well but PLEASE SPARE ME
this chat is literally a brawl to the death for ashy

that’s kinda true ngl
It's literally because ashy has good thighs and he keeps them well groomed
I mean, I could post my thighs like ash but I'm pretty sure they'd have to delete the channel
bro i normally get paid around $1.4k usd
Per month?
weekly?
14k/month?
Literally anyone, even strait people, will simp either seriously or not seriously just because people like certain body parts
Ashy isn't special, he just makes losers act up
💀
And we are all losers 😳
Very real
@sharp vale ONE POINT SEVEN, NOT SEVENTEEN
you say immediately after saying ashy would probably want to bang you
you too cute 
Oh pft
per fortnight
I get paid like 1.2K biweekly
Fortnight?!?
too real
hehe u said fortnite
Because he WOULD
LOL i still get more on a normal fortnight
Crying
would i 🤨
What do you do as an occupation
cleaning
ok chat i do my right hand i will be back soonn
just come out of the closet my guy, it hurts to watch
Most likely. I have a high ratio of male homosexual Broski's wanting to get w me no cap
cya when get bacc
Real
I am not GAY
then what are you
a person saying this shit sounds so fake
I am very comfortable with my sexuality. I am straight, I will say outlandish things because I am confident in my orientation
you have bipolar disorder
my normal pay is about this much, or more, i forget

source: I am telling the truth trust me guys! dudes totally want to bang me but I dont want to bang them!
one time i got this much
Ask my friends who are mostly gay why they are friends with me and they'll say "I wanted to fuck him first but then we talked and became bros instead"
Me in my dreams
how do u get paid 33 cents
If I had a dollar for every dude who has been like that towards me, I'd probably have like 20$
I totally get hoes
Work one of them jobs where you clock in and out on the minute
I have fucked a few girls a few times but I do not get hoes imma keep it real with you
o.0
I bet you have sex every day man
I seriously doubt you
but you’ve fucked way more men
youre on the road to becoming like berkut
I am NOT
Wow if only we could aspire to be like yeetim

Last time I was sexually active was last month
🧢
Probably a gargantuan orgy huh
i dont think they were being serious 
But then I got told I got cheated on and broke up so I just don't want to think about it anymore
he was in an orgy with a few celebrities too!
How about you think about some bitches
even jeffrey bezos was there
Real
i wanna get black plates for my car so it matches the paint
Yeah duh cuz he's not dead
Famous creator of Microsoft Motors?
Just don't get plates heheheh
ares what the fuck is this
Have any of you actually ever been laid

SO TRUE
No
No
destiny server
I have a kid so I think so? 🤔
You do realize most people don't fuck on a weekly or even monthly basis right?
Adopted
felix popping off
I humbly ask that you could guide me to the path of getting some bitches, oh virile one
yeetim actually begging you bruh calm down
Just wait bro eventually you'll get a job and hook up with a customer or co worker
@velvet questi will eat, then hop on pokimaine
Wtf
oh shit wrong gif
dating a coworker is cringe as fuck
Not too different from you ares 💀

Ares
Exactly why I quit my job and then got a higher paying job
Why do you have that gif saved ares ðŸ˜
I can't post images so just imagine this is the GIF of the guy saying "fair point, you've got me there!"
it was funny lmfao
No it’s not
it was funny as fuck to just see it out of nowhere
Ares has never been laid
I bet the office secretary loves to have you over to show her how to move boxes in excel
He goes to the gym to compensate

L
Bro you think I'm getting office jobs
🥺 mfw yeetim goes on another schizo episode in off topic chat
I fucking WISH
already approaching rapidly
Actually I don't wish most office jobs are city based and I hate driving in the city
my nails are painted
damn my leggies hurt anyone wanna carry me and throw me out my 6 story apartment ty
I mean I bet you'd get hired anywhere with that SICK car

I got you
What color
i'm saving this
thanks iris 

yessirr
I would get hired anywhere with my sick resume
thanks walter
Dm me ur resume
Ashy im going to bless u with a video
Fuck I wanna save that
pls do
No that literally contains my address and fucking SOCIAL SECURITY
is it purple really purple afton purple or purple purple
Bosses wife is probably telling you to drive her home in ur CAR because her car broke down
chuk A Chez

Your dad is my boss, I fucked his wife, yes.
Fnaf creator just got emotionally scarred for life at a chuck e cheeses so he developed games to deal with the trauma
Mmmm pilk
jokes on you, post has two dads
Real
Gayness runs in his family
Two dads because they divorced their wives

Still fucked their wives
at least he got lot of mone from it
He’s based af
Because you have so much sex
mone
That he donated to unfavorable by most people's standards political groups





