#๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
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And mine?
Ihave my favourites I'm not about to do digging for more that show the same thing
LEMUR ily
no
๐ค
Not even 4 me ๐
Ily
i feel like subhuman trash
Get good
nah.

:SCnotacrab:
i did a vog run without one of my homies when i promised
grip on dn
Probably would

Density talk in #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk ??
you get em pizza cookie
Go away you're literally just a sad face clone
Why r u still on ur alt ๐ญ
It's been weeks sad why
๐งข
x
I try to dm you on ur main and u never respond.
Baiting the simps with animussy pfp
No one falls for that L
๐ I am logged into pizza cuz Iโm doing raids on pizza
Wrong
Ur kidding right?
No
Nah thatโs for my 3rd acc 
Darkmode + L + ratio
How many raids r u gonna do on pizza u monke
A lot
you arent using dark mode? are your eyes ok?
shut fuck up
Hehehehe
Omg itโs ash

i'm always here
Ratio
Hi then
cope seethe mald
you can say hi ash without pinging me and chances are i'll say hi back


You always come back cuz you SMELL THE SYRUP
Already did

excellent
also what does ratio mean
ratio
is this a reddit thing im too normal to understand
๐งข
Now fuck off
Hi ash
Dark mode is supreme
Catch this ratio
I'm on my phone someone do a desntiy ratio gif
why not catch some bitches
Also rando itโs better To alt discord so people donโt call me frown 
hiya postie how are you
shut up, frown
Ok Claire
Who calls u frown?
YOU SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF NOW
Unironically a lot of people
Shitter zzz u will never be r3al frown
And give yourself a piece of that oxygen
LOVE YOURSELF
Cuz you know what I'm here for
To SERVE YOU
Love yourself
I MEAN THAT WITH 100%, WITH A THOUSAND PERCENT
To many anime pfps on friend list purge time zzz
๐
smh who loves themselves? because i hate myself to an uncomfortable extent
U problem. I love myself
I love rando 2
freeway looking mighty comfortable as of late
you're love the wrong thing
I love u 2 sad

i said that, im braindead
Me.
You are love the wrong thing? What
Wrong. I'm speeding there at 100+mph all the time
Okay guys GUYS
Tbh
100MPH for me feels slow
ok
correct
Like I start genuinely fearing speed at speeds past 110-120mph
ok
I feel like that's unhealthy
I be cruising at 110 on the highway all the time
Lowest I go is 80mph
just wait
Is something wrong with me
a random thing is gonna hit you and youre gonna die
Wait u haven't gone to sleep yet?
That would happen at ANY speed
fuck
no
You could be going 30MPH and something could come hurdling at you and you will die due to physics
LMAO skill it's 7am go to fucking sleep holy shit
my dad survived a motorcycle crash while he was going well over 100mph
im not tired
He's built diff
he got launched off his bike
BRO it's 7am
My dad hit someone and they died, they were getting chased by the police tho so wasn't his fault

iirc he landed on top of a chainlink fence
๐ who yo dad the rock
Duh doi
Mf irl one punch
Terminal physics also apply to horizontal actions as well duh
He was in a car lmao going like 80+ kmh at like 2am
Man 80kmh??
O ran him over ๐ญ
That's like
I thought u meant he just punched the mf and he di3d in one hit
Less than half the speed I drive at on a normal basis during the DAY
Kinda his head got like clipped by the side mirror
If he was in a motorcycle, yeah he would've died
But he would've also shattered his arm
RENNY
HI REN
The guy apparently ripped up dope plants and was fleeing from the police
dude no way people are still getting their accounts taken by clicking on links
sadly
tbh, if you get token logged you deserve it
actually how dumb do you have to be to click on a link that some random sent you
I uniroicially thought u meant ur dad killed someone in a single punch ren
lmao
uhhh

apparently his old boss punched his brother once and put him into a coma so his boss never likes fighting people cause scared he would do it again lol
does this not get annoying
no
fair
its him, Eminem
o_O

Ren, renny ren, Ren Ren Ren, renny ren Ren, ren
LMAO WHAT who tf is his boss god
Chika chika slim shady
Mf one punched someone so hard he woke up into the next year
Hands are big
one of these is not like the others
What game is that?
Claire marry me already goddamn
Warframe
Theyโre all the same :3
the other grindy trash space game: warframe
fuck you
We framewar
Okay, I'll be omw
Better then a certain other space wizard game
Best game gtfo. Who wanna buy ๐ ๐
Already have it
Wait fr?
For like three months now
Putting yeetim into th3 back pocket when someone's not on
omg off-topic gtfo team
Star Wars?
lets gooooooooooooooo
Pat join me ๐
Wait unroicially?
Bros I need to sleep
ironically
๐ญ my hopes and dreams pat why man

U take that back pat
or what
The final boss is so dope wtf
I will be in ur dms
p e p e p a i n s
Pat trust gtfo final boss is so cool
can you get some bitches
I actually CAN.
More than u zzz
then why are you here
I'm still getting over my previous relationship
Wait u broke up yeetim?
I literally told y'all what happened
I assure you there is better places for the purest of copium
I wasn't here
Blah blah she confessed she cheated blah blah blah, I talked to her and vented my frustrations blah blah blah I tried to remedy it blah blah
Nene he us confiding in me shush ya mushy
When I was leaving I told her that I was going to leave as in leav e the room "I'm going to leave now."
Curb stop the stupid bitch
And she insinuated leave as in leave the relationship
Body her
Only way to settle this is with a duel yeetim
So I started talking to her about how "last time you asked me to persuade you not to break up if we ever broke up again" and I let her decide on her own
love yourself NOW
And I talked to her about how I won't be back and I won't ever be a friend and how she needs to block me on everything so I don't have an issue looking back for her
I wish you could play Ciri in W3

Drive by the mf
So I wished her the best on everything, wished her well, told her I hope all her goals and dreams come true and that she can move into a nice house on her own
And she hugged me and didn't let go for a bit
But ultimately I left
Broke up and have been moving on since
Drive by her house
Carpet bomb
How could she do this to a gtfo player
Messed af
True because I'm literally told by everyone that I'm the best person to be with in this town
I like being single too much to get into a relationship
And that she has literally zero better options other than me
U mean he a fat nerd who plays to much funny video game to waste ur time
shh
When r we hookin up tf
She was a 9/10 girl too but you know they usually don't get into good relationships or situations
Nah I just can't be bothered with relations
Rn
Ren what if we relationased. We could make great arch enemys
At this point I'm so spiteful of it that I'm literally progressing in life purely out of spite
Tell her to get ran
If I ever see her again I fully intend on telling her how much of a terrible person she is.
Her path in life right now isn't great so it'll definitely hold true.
No don't do that
But I wanted to leave things off on a positive note.
Fucking body h3r if u see her again
Good morning
And I did.
No one cheats on ma boi yeetim
It's 8am sleepy head almost 9
Yes but it's Saturday
Yes that was the intent
It would be very short
Giv us room tour anyway pls
I did so much good for her bro
My room is small i moved there after my dad died
Because it's the warmest room in the house
magikarp?
I'm the reason she started saving money, I pointed her in all the right directions, I made it incredibly easy for her to find a first car that was PERFECT and cheap
unmatched power of the sun
My mom didn't want it because she doesn't want to be in a room where dad and grandpa and grandma died
Show us anyway...pls ๐ฅบ
hey guys, 11am plaza man here. the unmatched power of the sun meme is the one meme that I couldn't explain in the comments and youtube wouldn't remove because they didn't understand either and were scared just like me.
Subscribe to The Meme Plaza today:
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Even 50% of the reason why I ran from the cops was because I was eager to see her that night and was running late from work as is
Maybe
LMAO WHAT
Real
Shit I had the weirdest dream
Wasted so much money, time, effort, and freedom for her
I was CJ playing san andreas
And there was this ancient Asian master who I wanted to kill
Anyways guys gonna schleep now
Man just play true crimes streets of LA
I tried to go through the wall to him but couldn't
So I went around through the beach
who is this absolute unit?
Gn
We fought and i sliced him into thin strips
Gn
Was it me. Was I the ancient Asian master
So he cursed me or something before death
I feel like playing AHIT again
fuckin robbed
And I burned some paper that was embarrassing to me
same hoping there will be another game one day
The paper went on fire but then it didn't burn at all it was still in one piece
That could be a movie tbh
The last boss fight in hat was pretty cool ngl
against the moustache girl?
ye
i think my fav was snatcher
you have a moustache
false!
cap!!!!
definitely not
Captain mArvel!!!
prove i have a moustache then
Who
you
prove you dont
i don't have to, you prove i do
U have a moustache
Wait no ash lacks testosterone
No moustache. Randolando scientist
Your mom has a mustache
rando if you ever become a scientist, god help us all
I am a scientist ๐
nene fuck you
no
@vital roost sleep check
I'm a microbiologist ash
nene do i make bad decisions
on what
online
soonโข๏ธ maybe
thats not descriptive at all
more than 3 hours ๐
We are friends so yes you make awful decisions
do i spot a shiny?
thats a different pokemon
Ground me bing ๐
L + claire cannot see + ratio
mommy bing 
you're exiled to Britain instead
NO NO NO
enjoy british food Lando
seductively takes off glasses wow you're fucking blurry
British food UnIronically good

It's everything else
yeah french fries & ketchup sandwhcihes are good
im buying a house right now
What
ask skill issue
Who tf eats that
all the brits in the server
He's an autistic child. Like actually
you do

U have not seen that means eating schedule like I have Bing
because you do

He eats like a 3 year old on ket
hi ares
Hryyyy ares
actual fuckign gremlin
thats you indulging in terrible decisions
can you send the gif where the guy hits the girl and then calls her an idiot or something
Child
no
???
Oops I woke him flash
animal abuse in off-topic
Ik. I hurt my baby with flash ๐ญ
oh yeah that
why are you helping
bc nene is a good friend
:)
BYPASSING FILTER WEE WOO MODS
henlo iris and ash
hi
They said a bot filtered word go to jail ash

bot filtered in #๐ฌdestiny-chat maybe but not this one
@vital roost hey ur cut
Wait is funny word not filtered here?
hi oomfies
๐ช
Hi koe

i know it's not filtered because i've seen people type it
^^^
yes?
How about u just tell me pat
i loves steve.
@somber anvilfound some bees
Fake

@vital roostwhich do u think will be the one i told u about?
ur lana now, luna
๐ณ
Its the only way these gifs work
you're gonna have to be more specific
my friend got these two full odds at the same time
the sylveon
dumb looking pokemon, i hate parasect
omg
who is koi
hi bingus
o the third one
Ur koi now
pog
Thats the way these GIFs work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7nRorYvy-Q @golden mica
why that one?

why not

ares isn't it late for u, go to bed
i will slay you in combat
Slay me ares 
Sus
ik but my roommate is screaming in the other room and i cant sleep๐ฅบ
likemamongus??
Kneeknee
im doing this to you >:(((
Eww cats xd
discharge
i'm sorry my little ares, these people on discord just don't realize how wrong they are
i'll calm down once i make them realize 
shut up cringe
mane im done i need to sleep
Mean to cat
why does his head dissociate in the last frame
cause of death: no femboyts
rip bozo
good night
Gn
i found an alpha variant
i'll be in to tuck you into bed soon, good night ares
because youre giving him cancer
ugly
look at my lil tomato baby
๐ do u want some too
from you?
yes
SNEAAAAAK
yes mommy 
it looks happy?
Sus
can you spare some for me too OwO
@lament egret
yes of course duckie
i no longer feel the need to normalize the hatred of those who wronged me

based
Just watched garry mod rp troll video
what will you do now koemi
I wish i could do that more
Just eat em
Would be alot more happier then what I am if I did it more ๐
im now just accepting to the events that transpired and accepted that my ex bf is just a pos fishing for sympathy
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eddie drunk
mod aboos
Eddie interrupting koi smh
eddie you ok
yes i meant to post in vip but its fine
i will however normalize those overthinking thoughts in my brain 
they can stay along with the voices
and me right
You are apart of the collective hivemind of voices i keep banked in my brain
Him I feel like playing civ v poland
have you seen the oomfie loomfie from charlie and the chocolate factory
can i be a voice in your head mommy 
๐ณ ๐ณ Do you wana play civ w me sometime
lol!!
Sure
๐ณ
๐ ฑ๏ธanhammer 3
I missed you the most tho

(โฟ_โฟ) in your walls
Might play 3K
Are those the neco arc eyes
pls come out of them i need someone
okie
La creatura
the real question is, what would you do if someone actually came out of your walls right now
@vital roosttold u i would
depends on who it is
๐

Still my favourite part of the opening cinematic
โฟ ฯ โฟ burenyuu
Why does that look so familar

Is that a total war game
Three Kingdoms
Fuck barley played it
Its good just hard to play cause its not as cheesable like warhammer ;-;
Need to remember its normal have deaths on the battlefield
The fuck are these neco arc GIFs
Whaaat. Warhammer cheesable nawh. Dwaves economy is balanced wym

why is it so high quality
Dwarves aren't rich, wood elves have worst income for a settlement faction
Should mske this my banner
High elves are stupid rich
No.
mfw my ear keeps blocking up
Wild lemur appears
clean it ducky
Ong but dwarves economy plus good troops
Dwarves are a strong new player army
That used to happen to me, had to go to the GP and they like sprayed warm water into it
I like how they show the characters
And if u capture dwarves city's from a dwarf player ur set
you want me to stick a cotton bud down my ear canal?
there's other ways to clean ur ears
how
like a needle
Dwarves are easy once you take out their art since they are so slow 
carefully
have ash lick them
letting my body do some shit
i will not lick ur ears 
thats not even funny
just feral
wait said not
get feral
nvm
Become monke.
done, what now
If a skilled player is using em thoes choppers can be brutal
monk
Go live in forest you animal
Mon
ooga booga
rabid dog go arf arf bark at a tree !!!
Fucking ooga booga 
Become monke, embrace poop
If i was monke id only embrace excrament
smearing breadcrumbs on trees doesn't sound very effective
i agree
f
peter youโd be surprised what can happen with just breadcrumbs and a rock
I was told by doctor to twist a tissue into a point and carefully clean with that
what the fuck
Can also do eardrops before that
is your ear wax liquid?
it's wax
omg hello lemur
Eardrops before
oh yeah
Loosens it up
ducky is your ear wax rock solid
no, but a tissue will not move it lmao
makes sense
Candle it
But If it's as bad as mine was and ruins your hearing go to gp and they fix it
That shits made up and doesn't work
Love getting a chunk of ear wax out of your ear
theyโll just scrape it all out or flush it out with water
well my uncle got his ears cleaned out by doctors and his hearing was never the same, so i dont think imma go to a doctor and have them clean it out 
No it like sprays warm water in and forces it out
lol
Hi lew
hi lew
Oh wtf they just succed my ears
GL with that then
british doctors
I was literally deaf in my right ear from wax and after doctor it was perfect
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
hi luna

๐ณ 

Thats lana !!
Public health cares so shot piv for life zzz
fair enough
At least here
Oh yea im lana now
Lana and koi
Lana im slipped
And koe is koi
HAHA NICE
are you a koi fish
you guys really donโt clean your ears out though 
^
Im now in my bed and in a coma now good night 
i cleaned my today actually
Gn oomfie
Goodnight
night night!
i clean mine regularly
I just get a toothpick to scrap the outer part
I'm not a monster. I just have rlly weird ear wax
I do now ๐ฟ
LEMUR U DIDNT CLEAN UR EARS
clean your ears regularly
Nighto
atleast you learned 
gn chat
Lemur why
My parents are failures and didn't tell me I was supposed to
Good morning Lewcy
i had that happen to me when i was a kid though
๐ซ
had to get that shit flushed out of my ear
i had to get surgery in both ears when i was 8
Lew can be ur new mom

hewwo peter 
had to get tubes put in my ears
Why?
I'm going to play sims now
ear infections one after another
I had several ear infections with white goo in the ear
used to be so bad
I used to get an aswell so often lmao
howโs your playthrough going 
they r still poor
They weren't bad bad just happened a lot
Same tbh
Did u try asking them not to infect ur ear

so real
There was a person I knew and you could see ear wax coming out of his ears
buy a paint easel

would you watch a stream
It was because I wore headphones to much and apparently had hairy af ears. Makes my hearing great but was a risk so F
yes, but itโs 3:35 so i might fall asleep during kt 
iโm ready whenever
Who is 6 lvls more than me
tinnitus is scary, i knew a guy who had tinnitus
tittus
we went to the same summer camp
Tits
Tits
so true
i played minecraft for 12 hours today 
and your mom washed the dishes?
vanilla or modded
Not with me ๐ญ ๐ญ
vanilla
Ew
was it an smp or just creative
i play chocolate minecraft
nene is a simp
Simp
nenenene

Never steal my joke again
whatever i played with 7 friends and went back and forth between survival and passive and made a whole village :)
type faster?
creative is boring
Be nicer?
Like u zzz
i figured it wasn't creative, 12 horus of creative sounds like hell
What is this
rando all i do is be nice :(
Finally finish my exams. Friends are not responding pain
Friendolandos
Not nice enough to play gtfo w me
i'm broke
Friendeters
Friend Eaters ๐ฆ
Stop being broke 4 me ashy
Omg peter is friends are gonna eat u
i'll think abt it 

you'll think about eating me?
yes
yes
Youโre not good enough to eat
Oh id eat u out any day
๐คจ
๐ฌ
Take that back peter is high quality



Bwp
@exotic leaf GOLIVE 2
wuss
Bope?

paint easel for quick money @void slate or collecting random stuff around the neighborhood and selling it
omg you have pets ๐ฅบ
4 u I would
๐ฅบ
shit fuck poop the game crashed
D:
that damn cat broke it
what game?

sims 4


guess who i found

i'm back live
:D
oh you're live?

:D
@vital roostvs @restive orbit
wtf it crashed again
D:
oh jeez
this is extremely uncool
something that gerard is doing crashes the game so I'm going to not select him anymore
well it could be the mods
fucken gerard
why they staring at each other like that? please tell me they arent gonna fight 
i crave violence
nyoooo 
probably mods not working with eachother
you will murder the hecc out of me
The cat?
Hello ducky
real

he has clones
@void slate @exotic leaf I've never actually played a sims game, what's the goal? Just building the family?
fucking shit poop
not again D:
ok I'm going to delete the mod
what mod is it
it's probably meaningful stories since it hasn't been updated in awhile
not a very meaningful mod then
I did save the game so I'm not starting from scratch again
would the save work without the mod
it should
Ily
Truly diabolical
Bro? ๐ณ
Ah gotcha u didn't post a unrelated meme
theyโve also added a lot of updates to somewhat do that in base game
havenโt played i a while so i dont know how good it is
goomy
Awkward silence
Amoongus
another quick money thing is taking the decorations out and selling them
What's that dark spot
Makes me want to play TemTem
Is he going to tell a story or not
was temtem even ever good
What's going on
couldnt see it
Yeah
alt + click letโs you move almost anything without slotting


109? christ the most I've done is like 33
weak numbers
just catch more
I'll give you a weak number
gimme
alright I give up, another crash
@bitter heath did you see my shiny psyduck
:(
:(
I also caught a shiny bergmite
:(
byby
its my phone number, theres like 10 people total with it, and two of those are the counselors I booked and then canceled on
Wanna make it 11?
just not afraid to dox yourself, based
the smile :)
I'd straight up drop it in here now if I wasnt afraid of getting banned
real
that number sounds so funny omg
totally
this hurts more than it should
i would do it if i wasn't afraid of having my own number leaked
wait i didn't meant for it to hurt I'm sorry ;-;
nope, I'm going to go cry into my pillow after opening my window then turning my aircon up to 60 degrees
I will cook to death
I forbid it
you are not allowed to
Mmm yummy heat
can we eat you after youโre done cooking
you'd have to be here in perth for that
whoโs to say iโm not
besides I'm pretty sure loki would break into the house just to eat me the fat fucking bastard of a dog
are you finished streaming peter
me, I have a tracker implanted into your spine
where am i right now then
why did it reply to that
on the planet earth
calling a mod for doxxing me

UHHH
APPARENTLY HOLDING THE AIM BUTTON WHILE WALKING UP SOMETHING MAKES IT SO YOU CAN'T SLIP OR FALL IN ARCEUS https://t.co/3xVbc8ccYe
6936
56601
yeah I saw that, wish I knew earlier on in the game
GIRLS ARE NOT BOYS
This is useful knowledge, thank you 

yo someone gift me metal gear rising: Revengeance on steam, I want to replay it but dont want to pay for it
pirate time
but it has so many steam achievements ashy
I have not seen any gameplay of it, all I know is that Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The Only Thing I Know For Real at 0:50 goes hard
I must collect, it's in my nature
collect dn


the entire soundtrack is fantastic, probably my second favourite soundtrack behind a game that I have forgotten the name of as of right now
i love that game

the "I have forgetten the name" game
Yo no way is that THE dn?
That game loves you

๐งข
how did I forget payday 2
No way is that THE 12 year old catgirl
how the fuck is that even possible
No
Fake!
Smh.
#MetalGearRisingRevengeance
Bad Edit, FML :)
โ Song: It Has To Be This Way (Platinum Remix) - Jimmy Gnecco
do you guys ever have an idea that is so good that makes you feel like a genius
No
yeah we could tell
raiden be like
Yes
:( I kno I dum
Would I ever be able to top this house design @desert pilot
masochists be like
This is the perfect house, don't you agree @exotic leaf
god I need to dig my MGR meme folder up
i have too many pokemon
why does it say ashyoo
Cause its cute
it's me
femboy eevee
oh I thought it said ashyoo because it's your user name
just be glad it wasnt a vaporeon named that
If you mass release them you get items that you can use to raise stats
is vaporeon secretly vaporware
vaporeon is furrybait
@vital roostdamn, ur rly strong
Where is the pizza Pokรฉmon
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT ISNT STUPID
huh?
The amount of people that had to glitch through those is astonishing
nobody knew that you could throw your pokemon at them, they thought a special move was needed
femboy strength
bro, i thought i needed a big pokemon to break that (i was on the other side and went around)
i only tried as a joke and it worked
I had no idea you could send Pokรฉmon out to break those rocks 
t r u e
I thought it was something like rock smash
see @void slate this was a genuine thing somebody said which proves that vaporeon is furry bait
i legit thought something like only a rock type could do it
anyways heres one of my best MGR memes

i aspire to be like u
not a good idea
Aspire to be me
lots of people do OwO
๐ณ๐คจ
Aspiring to be a catgirl is good
Ash is catgirl?
No you are
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DN !!
Kinda forgot you shared that sever with me
๐

Womans hat
I dont really chat there
I didn't look at the name I just wanted to find anothe rhat

I dunno that sounds kinda ๐
dont test me I will wear the hat
you'd need it, its pretty sunny outside and that looks like it has a wide brim
slop
Is that pringles man
no it is a hamster
Hmm
why dont you slip slop slap some bitches
Classy
Mapter
What if pringles man is hampster
Hamter
One of the most successful health campaigns in Australia's history was launched in 1981, when a cheerful seagull in board shorts, t-shirt and hat danced his way across our TV screens singing the jingle.
'Slip, Slop, Slap!
It sounds like a breeze when you say it like that
Slip, Slop, Slap!
In the sun we always say 'Slip, Slop, Slap!'
S...
Cancer
hamter










run away


