💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Then I'm gonna rent it out

And live with a roommate in another house to have passive income + pay minimal rent

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-nicki-minaj-nicki-barb-barbz-gif-22084715

[red cloak]

idk u really

[sharp vale]

The speed addicted urge to buy another expensive sports car at a young age and ruin my financial progress

[cold cipher]

TRUUUUUUST ME ZADDY

[barren dagger]

[red cloak]

"another"

[sharp vale]

I've bought like 4

[dawn crest]

lmao

[sharp vale]

Some of them weren't expensive but they were sports cars

[red cloak]

no, youve committed grand theft auto 4 times stop coping

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/nickiender-beygrnd-drake-bbl-affect-gif-22442621

[sharp vale]

I would've had 12k in the bank by now but I took a few months off work and bought some projects that ultimately failed

[vital roost]

L

[red cloak]

:(

[sharp vale]

Massive L

[vital roost]

chat i just found out that femboys are real i will now make this my personality

[red cloak]

wait we're real???

[vital roost]

we got real

[harsh quartz]

http://puu.sh/IH7WT/fa316e1e4e.png

[hushed hazel]

fake

[harsh quartz]

Not pushing ladder but okay 🙂

[vital roost]

hello navist

[red cloak]

huge if true

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bbldrake-drake-bbl-alexswrid-alexswrld-gif-23036985

[sharp vale]

Chat I just found out that girls are fake

[vital roost]

HE SHMOOVIN

[lament egret]

unreal

[cold cipher]

mfw femboy

zamn😩 😍 🇵

[sharp vale]

Teenagers scare me

[velvet quest]

They’re real? I need a minute…

[sharp vale]

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

[velvet quest]

Askers

[vital roost]

u host femboy paradise bro

[velvet quest]

True…

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

whatchu say

[vital roost]

femboy paradise

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Can I have kith

[vital roost]

can i

[sharp vale]

Yes of course

Would I be a good friend if I didn't kith the homies?

[red cloak]

kith

[cold cipher]

mfw

sassy shootas

[sharp vale]

Signature sissies

[cold cipher]

wait ash do u watch aot

[sharp vale]

Wait ares, are you good at WORDLE?

[red cloak]

[vital roost]

i’m not caught up

i’ll get around to it, i’ve never been crazy into it

[cold cipher]

i already know he fertile

[signal seal]

yo so why in Skyfall (007) at one random point does the old man just shoot a hole in his own barn with a shotgun

[sharp vale]

Simmering softies

[vital roost]

ares please

[cold cipher]

got me feenin and foamin

[vital roost]

ares u gotta calm down

[cold cipher]

not my fault they yassify him sm

[sharp vale]

Ares has problems

[vital roost]

are you yassified ares

[sharp vale]

Can't even figure out what a five letter word means

[signal seal]

Ares doesn't have problems

[vital roost]

ares is the problem

[signal seal]

yeah that

[sharp vale]

His cognitive functions are clearly failing

[cold cipher]

the armussy go BRAZY

[signal seal]

wait yeah he has problems

[sharp vale]

The aressy go vrazy

[signal seal]

idk what any of that means

[sharp vale]

Hi bing

[signal seal]

hyyyellow

[sharp vale]

Bingy bingy bingy

Bingy hug

[vital roost]

ares speak for he’s horny for a feminine (ish) character from an anime

[signal seal]

[cold cipher]

mane you never been down bad for some bussy and it shows

[sharp vale]

Bingy hug

[red cloak]

[cold cipher]

🥱

[sharp vale]

Correct.

[vital roost]

you have 0 idea

[signal seal]

Ares why aren't you scoring at the gym all day long

[vital roost]

and no i won’t elaborate

[cold cipher]

because i got covid mane

and i am stuck doing nothing zzz

[sharp vale]

He distracted by 🅱️itches

[signal seal]

you ok

[sharp vale]

Boitches

[cold cipher]

nah im typing this on my deathbed

cause of death: no femboys

[sharp vale]

No boitches

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Ryf

Ryffy

[red cloak]

wha

[sharp vale]

Hello ryf

[red cloak]

hi

[sharp vale]

Have you seen my car ryf

[vital roost]

don’t make me come to the west coast i stg

[red cloak]

nop

[cold cipher]

im feenin rn bru please im dying

[velvet quest]

Any real man would go to the femboy

[vital roost]

oh i can tell

[red cloak]

[cold cipher]

i am broke pls

[vital roost]

[red cloak]

bwip him

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

ares did i tell u i’m going to a convention next week @cold cipher

[sharp vale]

You should see my car and give me your opinion

[sharp vale]

Lies. You're broke.

[red cloak]

but idk a lot abt cars

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[vital roost]

i’m borrowing money !

[sharp vale]

Dming you rn

[cold cipher]

adonde

[red cloak]

my opinion isnt worth much

[sharp vale]

The loan sharks gonna murder ashyoo

[sharp vale]

It does

[vital roost]

columbus

[red cloak]

theyre gonna take his thigh highs\

[cold cipher]

oh even in covid? dedication

[red cloak]

ares are u down bad or just in some type of a mood rn

[sharp vale]

They're gonna take his THIGHS

[velvet quest]

Blue duck

[cold cipher]

no im always like this its just that I repress it

[vital roost]

gonna wear a mask the whole time, also plan on wearing my astolfo cosplay one of the days

[cold cipher]

but tonight in covid i cant hang out with homies and im lonely and im feenin for some bussy

[red cloak]

embrace it

[cold cipher]

MANE IT IS FRIDAY NIGHT AND IM ON DISCORD

dear lord im losing it

[red cloak]

yea i can tell

the moment chat started talking abt femboys you appeared

[velvet quest]

Everyone is always talking about femboys

[vital roost]

so real

[red cloak]

we fucking summoned a bussy demon

(its ares)

[sharp vale]

Ryf is my new GF guys

[red cloak]

untrue

and im a dude

[vital roost]

obviously, women don't exist

[velvet quest]

Real

[sharp vale]

(I know)

[red cloak]

okay

[sharp vale]

This is a lie (jk)

[restive orbit]

and im back

[stark girder]

UwU

[sharp vale]

Go away

[restive orbit]

aight

[red cloak]

noooo pls

[restive orbit]

[red cloak]

dont go away

[restive orbit]

nah id never listen to yeet

yeet baka

[sharp vale]

Nooo pls don't go away you're so sexy ahaha

[red cloak]

yeet's just upset cus i said im not his gf

[restive orbit]

icic

[velvet quest]

My chest itches

[vital roost]

hiya duck

[restive orbit]

this makes sense

[restive orbit]

[hardy mesa]

my hands are so dry

[red cloak]

lotion

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

Lotion is disgusting

[vital roost]

[hardy mesa]

no

[cold cipher]

does anyone want to play anything

[red cloak]

dry skin having ass

[sharp vale]

I only use it for my face at rare times to prevent scarring

[hardy mesa]

it itches but i dont wanna

[sharp vale]

I naturally have healthy skin, sorry I'm not like you guys

[red cloak]

wdy wanna play

[hardy mesa]

not my fault i work outside and do hella dishes

[stark girder]

gloves

[vital roost]

get a new job

[hardy mesa]

do hella dishes at home

[sharp vale]

I work on cars and touch oil all the time so my hands are always silky smoove

[hardy mesa]

must be nice

anyway

[red cloak]

i wear gloves constantly for my job so hands are super soft :)

[velvet quest]

No he steals cars

[velvet quest]

What do you do

[sharp vale]

Do y'all wanna see mechanicat

[red cloak]

emt

[restive orbit]

the tips of my fingers are starting to peel a bunch and i think its cause i wash my hands 24/7

[sharp vale]

Ryf I'm gonna send you mechanicat

[red cloak]

and school but i dont count that as a job

[red cloak]

i love mechanicat

[sharp vale]

Ryf can you show them mechanicat and then delete it after 30 seconds

[velvet quest]

My sister used to be an emt

[red cloak]

sure!

[sharp vale]

Respect

[vital roost]

ayo what he doin

[sharp vale]

Guys look at mechanicat

[sharp vale]

She* is working

[restive orbit]

what da dog doin

[hardy mesa]

what car do we all drive?

[mild crystal]

strange frog

[hardy mesa]

ill go first

[sharp vale]

I drive a challenger.

[velvet quest]

A tank

[hardy mesa]

corolla

[sharp vale]

Too late

[vital roost]

ashmobile

[sharp vale]

ROLLY ROLLY

[mild crystal]

Scorpion

[lament egret]

i wanna drive the akira bike

[hardy mesa]

love this car

[red cloak]

this is the ashmobile

[stark girder]

sounds like your phone company

[hardy mesa]

vodafone having ass

[vital roost]

pink flames instead

[sharp vale]

A pt cruiser? Actually trash.

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-gif-10020115

[red cloak]

lmfao

[lament egret]

me showing up

[sharp vale]

Ryf can you show them my car

[mild crystal]

is that a life sized hot wheels

[vital roost]

just get it ez

[velvet quest]

Get real

[sharp vale]

It's a pt cruiser

[restive orbit]

yo is that akira

[red cloak]

[mild crystal]

classic

[sharp vale]

Actually trash

[mild crystal]

I grew up in one

[sharp vale]

The Plymouth prowler is better

[mild crystal]

they break down so quick but in 2007 everyone had one

[hardy mesa]

yeah bruv i got vodafone

[sharp vale]

They break down so quick because they're trash

[vital roost]

ifunny moment

[velvet quest]

We hate the briish

[red cloak]

that vodafone joke fucking obliterated me david im dying

[vital roost]

this meme has the triple watermark, goddamn

[sharp vale]

Show them but delete after 30 seconds

[mild crystal]

Trash never looked so hot weels

[red cloak]

im tryin

discor not cooperating

[hardy mesa]

i want a minivan tbh

idk or a tacoma

[mild crystal]

I want a new pair of legs

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881746324289105996/928335691476267058/5E3FF2C4-13AF-4EBD-995C-B2D97143C4F1.gif

[hardy mesa]

dom torreto's car?

[sharp vale]

Should've shown them the better pic

[red cloak]

wouldnt work

[lament egret]

yeet why you drive the biggest dick measuring car in my city

[red cloak]

discor hate me :(((

[stark girder]

disco

[sharp vale]

Because I like classic muscle cars

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

everyone who got that car compensating mad hard

esp here in nyc

[sharp vale]

Funny STORY

[mild crystal]

yo getting hit by a car hurt pretty bad sometimes

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

STORY TIME WITH YEETIM AGAIN LET'S GO

[vital roost]

no please

[restive orbit]

stolf gif

[mild crystal]

I will listen

[sharp vale]

The first time I got laid was in my car

[cold cipher]

oh lord here we go

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

And we made a joke like "It's funny because people say I bought this car to compensate"

[red cloak]

thoughts on this car yeet?

[sharp vale]

But then she was like "clearly you're not compensating for anything."

[vital roost]

wow yeetim ur dick is so big 😳

[red cloak]

that did NOT happen i dont believe u

[sharp vale]

Trash, just a riced and expensively modified pt cruiser

[signal seal]

You know about PT Cruisers

[sharp vale]

IT DID

[red cloak]

ive never heard such bullshit in my life

[lament egret]

i am not hearing that yeetim's dick is big

no fucking way am i staying here for that

[sharp vale]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[red cloak]

lying ass motherfucker

[sharp vale]

Bro

[signal seal]

I was once driving on the highway and a PT Cruiser pulled up next to me to race. I hit it and this MOFO blew away from me sounding like a funny car, must've had 500+ horsepower

[mild crystal]

I agree

[signal seal]

he was just gone

[lament egret]

if i ever get anything to drive i want a motorcycle

[red cloak]

theres no way LMAO

[mild crystal]

there is way

[lament egret]

I will die with honor

[signal seal]

yeah it had a built engine

Was a race car

i've only seen a super car pull away from me that fast or high end dragsters

[sharp vale]

Turbo pt cruisers are fun tho

[mild crystal]

cursed

[signal seal]

i'm sure they are, that guy must've been crying with laughter

[lament egret]

O K

[stark girder]

[vital roost]

ok

[restive orbit]

ok

[thin kelp]

ok

[mild crystal]

ok

[barren dagger]

ok

[velvet quest]

N

[barren dagger]

i

ce

[signal seal]

[mild crystal]

🥵

[barren dagger]

shame on you

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-swag-swagtown-gif-24296263

[restive orbit]

smh spiderman

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-sus-heisenberg-among-us-gif-19724947

[restive orbit]

walter the sussy imposter?

[thin kelp]

I'm impressed and disgusted at the same time

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-basil-basil-sad-no-gif-20409302

guys should i make a voice over for that gif

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[thin kelp]

Yes

[mild crystal]

yes

[restive orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeepytori-sleepytori-tori-pyroiscool-pyroiscoolgaming-gif-21205284

[red cloak]

stolen

[vital roost]

basil is so cute i love basil

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

ashyoo i'll make a voiceover for the gif just for u

[vital roost]

omegs

[mild crystal]

basil is p good in spaghetti

[velvet quest]

Yummy flesh

[red cloak]

true

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

basil is trash!

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

blocked!!

[mild crystal]

I meant the spice smh

[restive orbit]

[red cloak]

wtf hes so cute

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-gif-8845122

Me when waiting in line

[vital roost]

basil

[mild crystal]

when I though on sixth coyote

[bitter heath]

trash

[thin kelp]

Is that fucking venti in the back

[sharp vale]

I drove one at work, they're not fast. They're basically just an SRT-4 dodge neon. But when the turbos SPOOL you can actually hear the stututu and feel it

[red cloak]

im tryin to get basil's haircut

[mild crystal]

yes

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

It's so fun

[velvet quest]

What the dog doin

[mild crystal]

stuff

[vital roost]

when

[thin kelp]

I'm stuff 😳

[vital roost]

cute shirt

[lament egret]

thats a cute shirt

[signal seal]

his was something else, probably not stock engine

[sharp vale]

That's a pt cruiser and a Chrysler crossfire

[mild crystal]

👀

[stark girder]

ru a furry

[signal seal]

Probably a built LS1 or LT1 idk

[mild crystal]

what's a furry?

[thin kelp]

this is kinda creepy if you think about it

[red cloak]

literally the next time i get my haircut

[sharp vale]

A well built srt-4 engine can make upwards of 340 horsepower

[signal seal]

yeah i've seen SRT-4's they're stupid fast

[vital roost]

the whole game is creepy post

[signal seal]

they weigh nothing

[sharp vale]

Don't fit in em without major frame cutting and money so I doubt it

[mild crystal]

just push harder

[signal seal]

i mean i've seen a 240z with a LS1

[restive orbit]

@vital roost do you have notifications on for this channel

[thin kelp]

is it a visual novel

[vital roost]

no

[mild crystal]

yes

[signal seal]

where there's a will there's a way

[vital roost]

no i got pinged

[sharp vale]

Bc an LS1 can actually fit in em with minimal modifications

[red cloak]

hair is getting too long :( its even longer than the last time i took a picture

[restive orbit]

oh i see this makes sense now

[sharp vale]

I've read somewhere that you can just adapt some engine mounts and slap in an LS1

[vital roost]

@thin kelp

[sharp vale]

Show us

[vital roost]

spoooky..,,.

[mild crystal]

same I'm starting to grow a mullet

[thin kelp]

Fastest thing to exist is a raptor, american made. Yes sir

[red cloak]

not sending in chat

[sharp vale]

Just the HAIR

[velvet quest]

Show

[sharp vale]

Hellcat

[mild crystal]

don't show it

[red cloak]

but thats like

effort

[mild crystal]

I'm visually allergic to hair

[vital roost]

hair reveal

[red cloak]

dont look silly

[mild crystal]

:(

[velvet quest]

Show rn

[thin kelp]

Me when I come back fron making everuone laugh in the funny off topic channel

[red cloak]

fine chill 1 sec\

[vital roost]

too real

[velvet quest]

Based

[red cloak]

lemme figure out how to blur face

[thin kelp]

Jesus hair

[red cloak]

pag man

[velvet quest]

My knuckles itch

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

scratch them

[bitter heath]

I cant even show off my hair cause its in a bun, but it's currently long enough to go past my shoulderblades

[velvet quest]

I’m biting them

[bitter heath]

punch a wall

[mild crystal]

good enough

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

cocka

[thin kelp]

cocka

[mild crystal]

what?

[restive orbit]

[velvet quest]

I can’t grow my hair

[thin kelp]

Skill issue

[restive orbit]

use mouse

[bitter heath]

[mild crystal]

NEVER

[lament egret]

before i show this do u guys wanna see a tekken clip i edited

[restive orbit]

[stark girder]

ask hair to gow instead

[mild crystal]

no

[vital roost]

yes

[lament egret]

[thin kelp]

Console players when they're forced to do their taxes on PC

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

my brother and i were playing tekken and he kept doing this

[velvet quest]

I do my taxes on my switch

[thin kelp]

No way

[bitter heath]

I dont do my taxes

[hardy mesa]

console players when they find out it's cheaper to own a pc than a console

do they still charge for multiplayer?

[lament egret]

ok now for the @vital roost clip

[mild crystal]

I don't do my taxes, my taxes do me

[vital roost]

me headbutting you when we meet up (32 minutes, i am rapidly approaching you)

[vital roost]

beautiful thank u

[red cloak]

ok hair reveal after i finish hiding my face

[restive orbit]

just block XD

[lament egret]

I COULDNT

[velvet quest]

Just get better?

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

IT WAS COMMAND GRAB THAT GOES THROUGH MY MOVES

[restive orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-mald-cope-seethe-cope-mald-seethe-gif-24371005

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvTAu03FVF4

[mild crystal]

cheese

[vital roost]

mmmm cheese

[lament egret]

alternate take

[velvet quest]

Yummy cheese

[bitter heath]

how the fuck did you even find my epic games account @restive orbit

[red cloak]

kinda a bad picture but its too much effort to retake

[vital roost]

i felt the emotion

[lament egret]

my mic dont pick up my desk slamming

[mild crystal]

you don't

[restive orbit]

?

[mild crystal]

😎

[bitter heath]

you sent me a friend request on epic

[restive orbit]

i dont have an accoutn with that name

[thin kelp]

I love this

[velvet quest]

Real

[mild crystal]

Real

[lament egret]

nani

[red cloak]

wtf

[mild crystal]

desu

[bitter heath]

why did I get a friend request from that account then, what is happening

[thin kelp]

[restive orbit]

i literally dont use epic on anything and dont have an epic account with that name

[red cloak]

im scared

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

What the dog doin

[mild crystal]

stalker

[bitter heath]

did someone steal your username

[vital roost]

skinwalker

[sharp vale]

This is ashyoo

[thin kelp]

Saucy Impasta

[restive orbit]

apparently

[red cloak]

wdym

[vital roost]

he's vibin so hard

[velvet quest]

No I knocked him out

[thin kelp]

THAT IS NOT A DOG THAT IS A CAT

[lament egret]

guys im going to sell my soul and dissociate

[restive orbit]

wtf

[thin kelp]

[restive orbit]

someone in my account?

[lament egret]

monkO

[mild crystal]

wog

[bitter heath]

they're on rocket league right now

[red cloak]

:(

[restive orbit]

maybe my account name is that, but i dont use epic ever and i didnt add anyone

[lament egret]

oh yeah baby here we go

[restive orbit]

im on rocket league

[vital roost]

oh no koe

[restive orbit]

im so confused

[thin kelp]

Its your friendly FBI agent

[bitter heath]

ah, I see what happened

[velvet quest]

Rocket cock

[velvet quest]

Avoid

[bitter heath]

I think when you started playing rocket league it automatically made it

[sharp vale]

You guys are just one person

[stark girder]

[thin kelp]

Hey cousin let's go bowling

[red cloak]

wait its actually totally possible for me to look like basil im realisng

[bitter heath]

and then it added me from that

[restive orbit]

so apparently i changed my epic account to have that name, but i didnt add anyone on epic

[velvet quest]

No I suck at bowling

[restive orbit]

oh steam autoadd

[thin kelp]

Guh huh

[restive orbit]

ive never turned that on though so idk why tf it did that

[bitter heath]

I was so fucking confused

[lament egret]

im so cute

[restive orbit]

bruh now all my steam friends are gonna get epic friend requests

[vital roost]

can i give you headpats

[lament egret]

yes !

[restive orbit]

wtf thats so dumb

[lament egret]

vnow i look even better

[velvet quest]

Get real

[mild crystal]

yo are u flying?

[vital roost]

koe how are you flying

please get down

[mild crystal]

^

[red cloak]

scary what if u fall

[mild crystal]

youll get hurt

[lament egret]

you cant stop me

[sharp vale]

Kiss me when

[stark girder]

koe jumping off

[sharp vale]

Real

[vital roost]

just feel nothing for both, it's what i do

[red cloak]

post i feel like more than half your posts are cries for help

[thin kelp]

[red cloak]

[velvet quest]

Get real

[sharp vale]

Ryf do you wanna hear me wake up half the neighborhood

[vital roost]

[thin kelp]

Anyone know how to get rid of red lines on my eyes

[red cloak]

uh

[signal seal]

eyes or below the eyes?

[bitter heath]

crack

[thin kelp]

Besides getting good sleep, which I will do

[red cloak]

anti redness eyedrops

[vital roost]

lots of crack

[sharp vale]

No that's how you ge more

[restive orbit]

tell them to go away

[thin kelp]

In the white part

[sharp vale]

Do u

[thin kelp]

Ah nice

[red cloak]

idk

[signal seal]

visene or clear eyes. don't look at screens for so often either, it'll cause that

[vital roost]

the sclera?

[thin kelp]

Thanks

[lament egret]

time to dissociate and look at avatars

[signal seal]

for under the eyes use an ice pack

[red cloak]

do u think that post knows what a sclera is

[sharp vale]

Go to an optometrist

[thin kelp]

Thank god I don't have eye bags

[signal seal]

it's just eye strain

[vital roost]

i have eye bags

[sharp vale]

Say yes

[signal seal]

eye drops and fewer screens

[thin kelp]

[stark girder]

you are asking people to not gen chat

[thin kelp]

Thanks Dr bing and Dr ryf

[vital roost]

and dr zac

[signal seal]

exactly. staring at a screen for a long period of time will make your eyes red from strain

[thin kelp]

Ah yes my crack dealer Dr zac

[red cloak]

yes

[bitter heath]

hey! dont tell everyone

[lament egret]

real

[vital roost]

can i have some

[sharp vale]

Guys ryf is nice to me

[thin kelp]

Oh my bad 🤫

[velvet quest]

Meth?

[high wasp]

1 like and I'll accelerate at max speed

[vital roost]

❤️

[lament egret]

oh yeah this is the life i was hoping for

[high wasp]

Not sure why it says view embed

[thin kelp]

[velvet quest]

👍

[red cloak]

ash no

[bitter heath]

I store it in the legs of my bedhead so you'd need to come over @vital roost

[signal seal]

i don't like it

[thin kelp]

View embed

[sharp vale]

Yeah, 60-120 in 9 seconds lol

[vital roost]

supporting friends by liking their videos

photos*

[velvet quest]

Can I have your green name after you’re dead

[thin kelp]

LA

[vital roost]

omw

[tame sapphire]

no

[sharp vale]

Eddie I'm gonna send you the video of my accelerating at full throttle

[lament egret]

iris denied smh

[velvet quest]

Get real

[thin kelp]

Smh

[signal seal]

Can I get wook role?

[exotic leaf]

no

[sharp vale]

Can I get bing role?

[stark girder]

ashy running at 60

[sharp vale]

I'll bring back chat bingo

[signal seal]

his pfp is king of the hill and i post king of the hill emotes, it's fate

[sharp vale]

Bing I'm gonna send you 0-60 video

[red cloak]

😳

[signal seal]

eh what kinda car

[sharp vale]

Mine

[signal seal]

careful yeetum

[sharp vale]

This was ages ago

[thin kelp]

https://youtu.be/RVdZs8Vh0O0

[sharp vale]

Dudududu

[bitter heath]

you wont have enough discord file space to do that yeetim

[red cloak]

we love furret

[signal seal]

that's pretty fast

[sharp vale]

@bitter heath ratio'd

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

I didn't have traction either

[bitter heath]

you cant just say ratio and have it be true

[signal seal]

i would absolutely blow your wheels off though 😄

[sharp vale]

Well it's true so ratio

[sharp vale]

What's your 0-60

[signal seal]

my launch control + differential is so good

[red cloak]

12

[signal seal]

i think under 5 depends on the tires

[sharp vale]

That's painfully slow

[red cloak]

im kidding

[sharp vale]

Samesies

[signal seal]

yours was 6 in the video

[sharp vale]

I was sliding

[signal seal]

yeah like i ever have traction 😄

i spin at 60 mph on some tires

[stark girder]

😅

[sharp vale]

On good tires I get like a 4.9 or a 5.2 0-60

[red cloak]

its actually 7s

[signal seal]

can't just lead foot it need to feel the powa

but my launch control cuts boost and cracks out the diffs, it's like i don't even spin

[sharp vale]

But high end torque though bingy

[signal seal]

then 2nd gear i spin

[sharp vale]

High end torque

[bitter heath]

he's totally lying, Its for sure 320 seconds for 0-60 dudes rolling around in the flinstones car

[sharp vale]

I've beaten cars with more horsepower than me due to how much torque launches me forward

[red cloak]

D:

[signal seal]

driver > car

[sharp vale]

Not in a street drag

[signal seal]

i've seen plenty of STI's run 14-16+ second 1/4 miles

[red cloak]

y do u bully me zac

[signal seal]

uh, trap speed is huge on a race

[bitter heath]

how was that bullying you

[signal seal]

getting off the line on green instead of .5 after green isn't easy

[red cloak]

said i drive in the flintstomes car

[sharp vale]

We driving automatics tho bing

[bitter heath]

ah, I see. I thought you were saying that about someone else

[signal seal]

i'm already gassing it at yellow

[tame sapphire]

I can make you yellow

[signal seal]

but my friend is a much better driver than i am

he can go faster than me in a slower car

[sharp vale]

Automatics take relatively low user input

[signal seal]

he's done crazy racing on a tiny circle track

[bitter heath]

make me green again eva

[signal seal]

DSG isn't auto

[bitter heath]

I cant reapply using the form

[sharp vale]

I know

[tame sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[sharp vale]

I'm just saying in a street drag, skill is meaningless

[signal seal]

Can you make me teal 👀

[sharp vale]

If you have a car that just straight up has more power and faster transmissions, that's it, it's game

[tame sapphire]

can I? yes

[restive orbit]

eva kinda has a few roles

[signal seal]

lighter though?

[tame sapphire]

Will I? nope

[signal seal]

will you

[restive orbit]

im happy being pink

[sharp vale]

The only skill in street drags are just how good you are at staying out of a tree and how well you can launch the car

[tame sapphire]

k out for bed night

[tame sapphire]

I can fix that

[stark girder]

bing sad

[queen osprey]

[restive orbit]

night person with lot of roles

[red cloak]

byebye

[restive orbit]

will you? fuck no

[signal seal]

yeah i'm not big into street racing honestly i used to do it but it never felt safe

[tame sapphire]

say what

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

Same and exactly

[stark girder]

UwU

[red cloak]

smoked lmao

[velvet quest]

No more pink

You’re only ducky now

[restive orbit]

im actually in the grave now

[signal seal]

going to the drag strip was a reality check, because there's MUCH nicer cars and much better drivers than me

[restive orbit]

rip duck

[red cloak]

oh god

[sharp vale]

Exactly

[signal seal]

on the streets, i could beat most cars, on the drag strip, i'm a joke

[lament egret]

man this vrchat just

[restive orbit]

back

[sharp vale]

Mfers have sleepers with 700hp and you'd never know

[restive orbit]

ripped out of the grave

[signal seal]

but i did get some respect for running low 13's in my 07 GTI

[lament egret]

im sitting alone at a bar 💀

[red cloak]

hes been released from yellow name hell

[sharp vale]

I run high 12's in my challenger

[signal seal]

yeah the old GTI 200 hp engine wasn't very good

and the gearing was awful

wheel base was better

[sharp vale]

Heheh old automatic transmissions

Except for some exceptions

[signal seal]

DSG MOTHERFUCKER SAY AUTOMATIC ONE MORE TIME

[red cloak]

here chat

[sharp vale]

I'm aware I'm specifically talking about how slow automatics In the past were

[signal seal]

Oh yeah, clunkers

automatic 5.0's

[sharp vale]

Mercedes made some very solid transmissions back then

[tame sapphire]

automatic automatic automatic

[sharp vale]

So did Ford and chevy

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-pulp-fiction-beverage-drink-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17825290

[sharp vale]

A very well tuned 4L60E from a Chevy can have some solid speed ngl

[velvet quest]

no!

[sharp vale]

Not bad for a mid 90's automatic

[red cloak]

:(

[signal seal]

autos give me actual pain

[velvet quest]

[bitter heath]

I've only ever driven manual. dont understand how people can willingly drive auto

[signal seal]

imagine your mechatronic gearbox hasn't already decided where you'll shift next

and engaged the clutch for you

[lament egret]

menacing

[red cloak]

we astolfo

[bitter heath]

going to rock up on you like

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfcTm6cfkFQ

BUNGIE REFERENCE

FUCK

[velvet quest]

bungie is cringe!

[hardy mesa]

nvm

[red cloak]

[signal seal]

Eva make me green

[lament egret]

no please no please

[signal seal]

i mean teal

[stark girder]

see oomfie plush

[sharp vale]

Imagine a sensor forces you into neutral at 120MPH in the middle of the highway

[signal seal]

that would be pretty awful

[lament egret]

i canT SUCK DICK UNLESS I LOVE THEM

[signal seal]

governor?

[sharp vale]

It is because IT'S HAPPENED TO ME

[sharp vale]

Not a governor, an ABS speed sensor for my rear left wheel

[vital roost]

what the fuck did i come back to

[signal seal]

just mopar things

[lament egret]

its a true statement

im still dissociating in the bar alone

[sharp vale]

Happens to most vehicles with speed sensors. Directly links where the transmission engages

[red cloak]

koe is in her feelings

[signal seal]

i've only blown a turbo

[vital roost]

when isn't she

[signal seal]

nothing like a speed sensor 😄

[queen osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/343597263110668289/939321618327552040/FKt_CcIVcAMBERI.png

[signal seal]

luckily it didn't throw itself into the engine

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Shrapnel turbo

Or as we like to call it

[bitter heath]

god everything about this screams sydney kid

[signal seal]

makes the gray smoke

[sharp vale]

Grenade turbo heheh

[vital roost]

femboy fishing

[queen osprey]

🐟

[lament egret]

someone just dropped this while i was sitting alone

[sharp vale]

Pat gets no fishes

[red cloak]

exactly what i was thinking

[bitter heath]

what is that on the right

[red cloak]

im still waiting for a new season of femboyfishing

[sharp vale]

@signal seal bing bing bing what do you think of my race with the Camaro

[red cloak]

D:

[lament egret]

whats going on

[red cloak]

is that an astolfo pillow

[vital roost]

:(( it's winter

[lament egret]

m-maybe

[red cloak]

cant u fish during the winter?

[vital roost]

certain types of fish

[bitter heath]

that isnt astolfo

[red cloak]

i think he lives in the midwest or smth so idk if he can fish there

[sharp vale]

No one does

[red cloak]

i want to be valentine?

[mild crystal]

Where do I find the Weekly Challenges for the armor?

[pure vale]

😳

[bitter heath]

#💬destiny-chat

[red cloak]

?????

[smoky matrix]

I wanna try that

[velvet quest]

what does this mean

[red cloak]

camera on stick

[stark girder]

[velvet quest]

camera on dick

[sharp vale]

LEMUR LEMUR

[vital roost]

just hit F5

[smoky matrix]

Hi

[sharp vale]

HI LEMU

[bitter heath]

I assume that's one of those 360 degree cameras

[red cloak]

and camera feeds into headset

[sharp vale]

Lemu kiss me when lemu

[bitter heath]

yeah

[smoky matrix]

"no"

[velvet quest]

owned

[red cloak]

why do u want to kiss everyone in the chat

[sharp vale]

:(

[sharp vale]

I figured you would've understood from my dms

[vital roost]

not gay tho

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Exactly

[vital roost]

industrial revolution

[red cloak]

the only ppl ik arent straight are the femboys in here

[restive orbit]

everyone all the femboys

[red cloak]

yea that too

[sharp vale]

Kiss me when

[restive orbit]

probably never if id have to guess

[sharp vale]

Now

[restive orbit]

idk man

you dont seem like a cute femboy

[bitter heath]

you guys hear about the dutch bridge that's getting pulled apart for jeffrey bezos' yacht

[red cloak]

very good point

[sharp vale]

I'm attractive but not a femboy, correct

[restive orbit]

then the answer is no. unlucky ig

[vital roost]

wait can i have one then

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

oh my god he's so polite

[restive orbit]

yes

[red cloak]

^ this

[sharp vale]

And none for me? 😔

[restive orbit]

i told you man

you aint no cute femboy

[sharp vale]

Idc about you anymore

[bitter heath]

yeetim just admit that you're gay

[sharp vale]

I am not

@red cloak confirm

[restive orbit]

if talking to me, then sure. (assuming you too are a cute femboy)

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

I have literally dm'd every femboy in this chat and have made ZERO advances to any of them

[red cloak]

scroll up if u dont believe im a femboy

[restive orbit]

nah i saw 👍

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

Zoo date when

[velvet quest]

@red cloak can i get a smooch?

[sick wyvern]

idk you kept asking if i was a boy or girl and wanting to go to a bar :P

[red cloak]

ofc

[sharp vale]

Bc if you're a homie I would take you to a club

If you're a girl ehh online stuff is really a no go for me

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Some sort of pride

[restive orbit]

if the club is your bedroom

[sharp vale]

I'd rather make personal and friend connections with girls irl rather than online

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

No, I just know a club that does emo night on Wednesdays and they play classics and all my friends irl aren't available anymore

They're all either in the military, moved away, or busy with work

[restive orbit]

sounds a whole lot like your bedroom

[sharp vale]

Your MOM

[restive orbit]

mum* slight mistake, dont worry about it i got you man

[sharp vale]

OCE 🤣

[restive orbit]

[queen osprey]

your muther

[bitter heath]

fantano the plaid shirt guy

[lament egret]

someones singing to me

this is great dissociation

[red cloak]

anthony f*ntano

[restive orbit]

say 'yes' and stare at them

[lament egret]

hes actually really sweet 😭

[sharp vale]

Don't KOE falling in love now

Hehehehe

[stark girder]

you mean the doggo

[red cloak]

awwww

[sharp vale]

Get it

Koe? Go?

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

[restive orbit]

are those?

[sharp vale]

[restive orbit]

no way, there is no way

[sharp vale]

[restive orbit]

banned for spamming

'ive seen people get banned for less'

[sharp vale]

Man what

Oh lord

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

Why are you so mean to me

[restive orbit]

wdym

[sharp vale]

I thought we were cool ducky

I thought we were cool

[restive orbit]

banter not received moment

[sharp vale]

Your brain

[red cloak]

ducky is cool

[restive orbit]

your MUTHA

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

Mean

[velvet quest]

@restive orbit you only kiss femboys?

[sharp vale]

Ryf date when

[red cloak]

[restive orbit]

yepp

[vital roost]

based

[red cloak]

^^

[velvet quest]

based

[sharp vale]

Ashy date when

[red cloak]

ashy typed based before i could

:(

[velvet quest]

man lightweights pulses suck

[vital roost]

rn

[restive orbit]

OwO

[red cloak]

rn

[sharp vale]

Okay let's go we can go on a 140mph trip to a fancy dinner restaurant

[thin kelp]

https://youtu.be/31M_UVjiW6Y

[lament egret]

this fr making me wish i had vr

[sharp vale]

Okay all of a sudden the femboys want to date me

What happened

[lament egret]

claire can u get me a vrheadset for my christmas

[bitter heath]

good thing you arent gay

[sharp vale]

Real

[restive orbit]

i had my pink role removed from me before

[thin kelp]

YellowDuckyUwU

[vital roost]

when i get rich and famous i'll buy it for u

[signal iris]

no, i need my money

[sharp vale]

Kiss me when

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

[signal iris]

wat

[sharp vale]

Just make an only fans

[signal iris]

never

[thin kelp]

Thigh pic onlyfan

[sharp vale]

Date me when?

[thin kelp]

Yeetim will be ur only fan

[signal iris]

never

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

no he wont! he insists he isnt gay

[thin kelp]

Real

[sharp vale]

Hi post, want to go hang out and buy burgers

[thin kelp]

Mod aboos

[sharp vale]

We can get milkshakes

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

It'll make you rich. AND famous

[thin kelp]

Do you live in the vicinity of area code 98556

[red cloak]

can i have a milkshake

[sharp vale]

No

[thin kelp]

Unlucky

[sharp vale]

Yes

[red cloak]

[thin kelp]

I'm only human

[sharp vale]

I already said this before but with my friends before, I used to take them out to Wendy's and IHOP all the time at ungodly hours of the night and buy milkshakes and food

We would get burgers from Whataburger and just chill in a parking lot if we didn't feel like going to a diner

The good old days.

[thin kelp]

🎵 Late night munchies 🎵

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-attack-on-titan-colossal-titan-bertolt-transformation-gif-20399361

[sharp vale]

The good old days were the past two years

[thin kelp]

Nice troll

I've always been fascinated with explosions

[sharp vale]

Guys how do you do the spoiler function in discord

[thin kelp]

The sheer force of the blast and heat destroying everything in its radius

[sick wyvern]

||like this ||

[red cloak]

put || in front and behind ur message

[hardy mesa]

shift key + the thing above enter

[sick wyvern]

right click the message

[sharp vale]

I'm on mobile

[thin kelp]

Spoiler ||you're adopted||

[sick wyvern]

i think just press and hold

[thin kelp]

Bruh

[red cloak]

L

[sharp vale]

||spoilers|| see if I'm getting memes on by ryf

Okay valid

[red cloak]

[restive orbit]

use of stolfo emotes

[sharp vale]

||Guys let's all talk in spoiler text so the next people who see our texts get confused||

[sick wyvern]

Select all and then choose spoiler

[sharp vale]

||hehehehe||

[red cloak]

no ❤️

[restive orbit]

||no|| jk i love you

[sharp vale]

||mean||

[sick wyvern]

I don’t have any emotes ducky

[sharp vale]

||ily2||

[restive orbit]

F

[bitter heath]

I turned this setting on back when spoilers first came out and havent turned it off since

such an annoying feature

damn post, I didnt even need to click

[sharp vale]

||that's because you're lame||

[vital roost]

@thin kelp get a tissue bro

[thin kelp]

you guys are fast readers jesus

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo post what he said

[restive orbit]

@thin kelp

[red cloak]

ur a slow reader

[vital roost]

message logger

[bitter heath]

we both also have message logger

[thin kelp]

cheating

[sharp vale]

I am a fast reader but I didn't get to see it

||ashyoo give me hug ashyoo||