#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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encyclopedia?
Thank you pat
what the fuck?
I have 💀
I'm on mobile
i have an encyclopedia collection
you guys are missing the point
i used to want to be in the industry but just dealing with smoothbrained, toxic "gamers" made me realize i wouldnt be good since id end up snapping at everyone...
I replace all h with g
Lmao
A with e
And buncha other stupid shit
And I have been told My handwriting illegible
what video makes yall cringe?
anything posted in here
im not cringing
Shoot up foot lady
how about this one
K
U r the cring david
this is a good video 10/10
I am not downloading that
lol
Midwest moment
ive never posted this one before
PAIN
Pls stop
innocent macaroni salad, what will be added?
Cum
correct!
Is that
gaming

me and who
peter
My role is a slave with privileges' 🤣
no shot
BONK
Yes but a very valuable one 
ok tbf i used to have a mask tan cause i worked outside
not sure i have any brown memes
Find some
How else can u bully me in meme form
I had to use word finder, not gonna lie.
ill have a look
It's not easy
oh no, i know this video
Rando face reveal 🤮
I enjoyed that a lot pat thx
Pat on the left

Pat Sandwich
Patassium
@desert pilot
Pat where did u get all these a tier memes
whats up
my phone has memes dating back to 2012
I need to download for videos
let me find a banger
How much storage is image and videos
he looks very handsome
And videos 💀
How women react to pat and how pat reacts to women
Thought It would be way bigger for the amount of shit posting u do tbh
Nah u must recycle shi so much
yall save ur memes ?
Just pat so he can post em here to feel relevant
found footage of rando fighting someone
Hey dont diss my main man Mat
Ur pcs so sick wtf
Mat
And?
and?
roll on deodorant
Pcs gotta stay fresh and eaten
its a roll on deodorant
What's the word in English eaten doesn't sound right
@hard spindle would you consider either of these men visually similar to you
Not at all Lmao
gamers don’t use deodorant
interesting
what is it doing there
That's just u bc ur depressed and smell like shit
just propping the gpu up...
Sir u stank

Go take a shower
Pat why is your pc on life support?
i’m a density player i don’t do that
@vital roost @vital roost @vital roost
idk
god I wanna send a gif to that but got no perms
Density players shower. Ur just fucking rancid
rando u might just be the worst offender
Many of you have been asking about a new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series.
With every new project, our goal is always to significantly move beyond what we've previously delivered. We're pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in the series is underway.
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oh
mayo already posted this
w/e
repost!
Pat is better than me. I cannot do technology. Rando cave man brain to smol
Takin mayos glory wtf
Time to become Sylveon, did u know that the ribbons are made out of Sylveons flesh and are emphatic and can read ur mind ?
i literally gave credit
Kinda messed pat
shit yourself rankbot

Nah I can send u it sec
I can only ask for a "family friendly" option Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joy
Obviously violence is going to be a feature, but there is something to be had as an example with using corny silly bonkers voice lines instead of just full obscenities. Granted it is a GTA game, but still Smirking face
what does this even mean
rando don’t you have revising to do
Done my tests loser
good british meme
Rando got A * s zzz
Cap
ash would you like to eat tea and dunk crumpers
Dunk dn
I did not do a single ounce of revision in the time I said I would though
Hs?

yeah hs 
Isn't like American hs piss ez
aus hs is pioss ez too
gm ash 
isn’t an A down to 75 in british
what is that grading system ?
For a reason the lmao
idk
Exams and content hard at unlike sleep us shi
you would have to look up
how the vce operate
because its very confusing and too long to explain
and cant be fucked
(cbf)
I'm convinced some of you don't sleep
u can miss 1/4th of the content
Understandable have a nice day
Ur exams are literally multiple choice 💀
And knowing content ain't gonna get u marks
not all of it
Most
u have any MTC questions ?
hi
I shoulda stayed in Japan 4 the education though tbh. Britian was like my next best option but idk it's kinda bleak
heavily depends on the test
wow you coulda been a weeb?

True saved myself there
like math is always never multiple choice
What if I gave you multiple choice meth questions
America hs ez and bad zzz. Reform when
"always never" nice grammar
Your mom will reform sooner than Washington
It's almost like...English isn't my first language dipshit
And Pakistan will sooner adopt gay marriage
Ashy said that tho
I love dipshits
I was trynna reply to pat but LMAO disc moment
Ily
i meant almost but auto correct
english isnt my first language either 🙂
HMM sus rando=ashy confirmed
:/
Did you just call me a deposit
Bro we got taught 5 languages in school at minimum
but my parents knew i would get stomped on if i didnt learn english real well
Wow didn't ask...but what is it
chinese
Fucking autocorrect
...Don't compare me to that failure
I love failures
A deposit of salt
All of us here are disappointments just in different ways
Nice
Speak for urself degen rando winning
what are you winning
-793 days until lost ark*
bot'd
debated playing on KR or RU
density 2 lfg ego points
so true
@vital roost sleep check?
Your heart
also i couldn't @ you this morning i thought you left
finally went to bed at 6 only to be woken up by dogs at 9ish 
i can’t leave this server is my coping mechanism
how did u sleep bing
like a dead man
awh hell yeah
I'm your mom now Ash, you need to sleep more
yeah also woke up to like 16 inches of snow
oh jeez
we have about that much here as well
i walked up to the house in the middle of the day yesterday and the middle of the night last night
and i couldn’t see my footprints at all when i did the second time
it was raining while we had daylight and i was just like, well guess no snow, but then there was snow
i guess the whole "if you want to know the weather just look out the window thing" isn't really reliable
yeah
i don’t mind the mass amounts of snow tho
it’s the first time we’ve had this much in forever
bing chilling
this is the last pic i took before i stayed in for the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNAt4Q44Bc
me when i hear players age
#Shorts #Kevinhart #Damn
I thought u lived in like da city
Rando sctizo moment
nah
my room is just to the right of that pic
it’s not connected to the house at all
so i have to trudge thru the snow every time i want to go to the house
Show me LMAO
ew that sucks
this is before the snow came down
U live in a fucking shed?
the ash shack bro
granny flat
Imagine inviting bitches back and u gotta take em to the shed 💀
bro u sleep on some wood pallets dont clown others rando
Ash uniroincailly when u inv ppl back to ur place how do you convince them the shed is it room and not a murder nest
Pat u sleep alone
yeah it’s really nice except the ceiling
Show me the ceilling
it’s open in the middle
no i have to walk up to the house for bathroom
Spent some time fixing it up and it would look so sick and a mini cozy upper floor
Nvm that sounds so shit 💀
My room is thank god right next to the bathroom
ehh it’d be rly cramped, better to just use for storage space
How small is ur room
it’s okay i only go like twice a day 
so is this place rent or parents
same
all the eevee I've caught are males 
Wait. U dont play rent. You eat like a gremlins. Where does it money go?
thigh highs
Bro would u pay rent 4 that 💀
ive seen some shit lmfao
Tbh id take money 4 thigh highs. No shame
...elaborate
too many
yeah mainly clothes lol
Jesus how much do you spend on cloaths
not a whole lot anymore
i’m broke rn
i have a friend who has to pay rent in their own house by pretty much giving up their whole pay to their mother, while getting treated like crap
what the fuck

that’s so disgusting
Client? What's it job pat
How do people not look at that and feel disgust
pat is michael but hands on
That's how I imagine it kitchen if u lived alone tbh
Yo wtf pats cool???
nah i dont do it anymore
Someone bring superglue quick
no i keep my room and stuff clean smh
Do aussy builders make bank?
is this your house
that window sill is pure grease
so nasty
Just not urself smelly?
nah a client
I see
i shower almost everyday !!

Who lives like tha
you
Hi Claire
you
Almost...doesn't use deodorant. Musky
ayo
Shut it shed boy
i use deodorant >:(
LMAO

U said u don't
ok that’s trashy but it’s kinda funny
that was a joke randie
LMAO real professionals
the fireplace looks nice
It my pfp
It has been a long time since someone called me Randy. Feelin old
ash use that pepela emote


ashyoo 🤧
Skype 
ew
i hope it heals okay
Literally just malware
damn you good?
bless u
yeah
Pat u have bd u know what I said
Pat u know what I said
my old maths homework from uni
We vectors
I hate mechanics and vectors ong
I hate mechanics and vectors ong
vectors icky
agreed
yeah
and like you’ll almost never use them too
it was wild times
unless you go into very niche fields
Well unless you’re an engineer
peter i hate this

the amount of times I've hurt myself at work
:((
Make sure u cover the wound and watch for any redness or swelling
try to keep yourself safe claire <3
i am GETTING out of bed
I love the pleading emoji. Hades makes me feel special with it 🙏 🙏
it's kinda just whiteish rn
Very cool Rando ty for sharing
a lil red
It’s probably fine just make sure nothing gets in it
U don’t want it to get infected
bandaid in my car, and i can't just go there to grab it
imagine studying math 🤮
Yea imagine
literally couldn't be me
(I totally haven’t studied math)
would be dumb !
I'm sneezing for real now
bless u for real now @void slate
god pure math fucking blows
It’s not like I purposely went too hard in math and was really ahead for no reason or anything

Wtf
Noooo donkey why
he let the voice of love take him higher
D:
he took the flight to heaven
why is the succession theme so catchy
i watched that show like twice and its stuck in my head
New deadly #coronavirus not infectious enough to pose global threat, researchers say http://t.co/oOscyDfHhN
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never heard it
pog my emergency room isnt gonna be packed anymore
rev this is almost a decade ago
Np I thought u should know so u could use it to 🙏 🙏
u mean nice femboy thighs
lmao gotcha bitch
Nice and femboy don't belong in the same sentence
dont think i didnt see that peter
I didn't what was it
wait im getting deja vu
hasnt the nft joke already been made
yes
Delete this 🤮
Do you guys know what NFTS actually do? As in what they can be used for outside of art.
I just love it when im perfectly fine in a minute and the other mood goes down without any reason
....rando?
non fungible tiddies
pls don't lecture us on nfts
i just... don't care...
I asked a question lol.
But I'll take that as no we don't but don't want to sound stupid.

pat loves NFTS
that's me
🤨
Wym rando. I haven't done anythin
oh i wanted you to watch the vid i posted
@barren dagger is this you irl
he looks like my friend gold
i like to cause jokes to happen again
Fun fact - ||there is a skeleton inside of you||
u made me doubt my sanity
I am at a friend's I am not putting that on full blast 🥲
this is just silly string
because he is straight vibing, I will say yes
lol
:D
Connection here is dogshit oml
oh this one is nice

i like the crazier wires
hey
descending into chaos

I love this emoji
guess i'll check xur and sit in orbit for another 2 hours
it's so emotional
xur sucks
spoiler alert it sucks
yeah i thought so
why he ourple
gensym knight set finally so
fashionista koemi
i got a spy main angry on tf2 just not and hes trying to add me 😩
i hope i get more hatemail
i love getting hatemail
nothing like playing the same song until i cant stand it anymore :(
I want to stick my dick in it

🤨
⁉️
Dw I gotchu
when my waistline seems to have gotten slimmer when it's not my goal LOL
I have a thick waistline
:)
oh jesus
is this a washing machine
i was trying to figure out what that was but that's a car right
lol im playing clay is clutch rn
Bing not chill in?
Crocs
Lol I didn't ask. But what is it? Any good?
Don't ask, don't tell
he's good bro
I'm chillin
any
haha funny internet drug number
Chill in da snow
half my team left :(
i need to charge my watch
Askers?




burger
What the hell are cocos
I messed up chats again...
yo wtf i think aegis is on my team lmao
Ping him
@clear shell y u in my control game
Soul food place
Lewshifer
It's like a local meal
No density 2 chat in off-topic wtf ryf!!
Lewshifer is a local meal? 😳
whatsa a coco
Damn I do like soul food
Local soul food place
Rlly good but rlly pricey bc it's popular af now
Yes sir 😩
oh
i used to work at kfc
did the chicken like you
no
did you steal the gravy Pat
i was abusive
Pat give us a mini resume
dude when i first started
You could abuse me
NO wAY
That's sick wtf
Why
WHY WOULD THEY RAT
Fucking fatty wanted the chicken for themselves
won a kfc competition
Snitching 
HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MARVEL ACTOR CRISP RAT
I have a math test I don't wanna take
KFC MEDAL
Anyone wanna take it for me
For what
to queensland
what's the math
how many queens live in queensland
Descrite
Damn
leading to the front door of the store we were competing in
Actually that sounds like somet to be proud of tbh. Sounds lit
It's factorials permutations and combinations
it was so fucking funny
Fuck it in getting kfc fuck soul food
What did u even have to do
just cook to procedures
all I got from that was factorials, good luck
Wait what
What's 5! Ninja
like
R u fucking me. What were they even judging u off
they give you an order
and you just cook the chicken
make sure you follow all the procedures
What a shitty comp
And you had the best chicken ?
i dont think so
KFC chicken is shit but the fried stuff is good
just eat the skin and throw the chicken away
Would you do a little caption for me pwease uwu owo @thin kelp
Fried before chicken for a reason in their name
Holy shit
o hello
Which vid is it pat?
no dont be sorry lol
its funny
NO. Why were there producers and why did u have to narrate everything lol
hi
because it was a competition
i just wasnt expecting to see u in my control lobby
Hi
lol
For what though
err
clout
during the awards ceremony they had a magician
and i was on the stage
he makes me draw an image without showing him
I rlly wanted to see like a young pat look like a melt
and he describes it perfectly
❤️
How old were u?
18
lol it was surreal
Ngl woulda been so funmy
U were 18 sure u didn't take to much acid
18 Weary E
my only memories
of kfc
was that challenge competition
and starting a fire
in the store
Pat are u sure u won't trippin balls
str8 vibin
Sounds like a fever dream
how did he get the medal then
oh man
proof?
kfc uses breasts for their fillets
but they would do
thigh promos
and the thigh meat is way more tender
so fken good in the burgers
bro i hate getting a breast but it turns out to be a big thigh
breasts just have so much more meat
Jesus Christ Ghost of Tsushima is so good
Yo?
yes
but thigh and drums are the most tender
I hate breasts. Thighs are so much better
based
@hard spindle This makes me think of u
NO WAIT I DID THIS
When I was like rlly young
Peter
Well kinda did this

Lew make a snow angel
yeah not as bad as last time though
SNOW ANGEL LEW NOW
i got very bad today
i made a snow angel for Rando ||it was actually a snow angel from last snow don't tell him||
how would Lewshifer handle 10 inches of ||snow||
WHAT
im doing school work 
BETRAYED WTF
yeah well i did make the snow angel
you're either doing school work or school work does you (mentally)
And? More important than a snow angel
i already changed my pants and socks once today i'm not doing it again
...That's messed
proof bing?
SNOW angel
its both rn
well i own like 5 pairs of grey 511 levi's so they're actually the same pants
i havent even changed out of my pajamas lol
except the pocket was frayed on the old pair 🤔
ASH WAIT ALL PPPL WHO IT SNOWING ME SNOW ANGEL PLS
https://i.redd.it/694yfdjr9sf81.png Dinosaur
yeah that's a dick
sus
Uhhh where was it for...research purposes
ill make you a snowman later rando before i go into my minecraft k hole
My sims' house so far (I got 250 left)
I wanted snow angel 🥲
leicester square
Lol near my work
i love the indoor garden :)
it's a greenhouse sort of
what kind of interior are you going for
anything they can afford atm
where is the brain wallpaper
is there a dungeon?
I don't want to cheat money
i mean they need something
I made an Undertale house for Sims 3 with kind of a dungeon
Yes 4 bad boys who lie to me
my sims gallery id is uh_no420
That is the most lew name ever

heck ya 420


@exotic leaf
💛
Humble beginnings
no bed or anything huh
They are robots they don't need anything (I will add some stuff in the future)
@exotic leaf do you wanna see my new haircut
Do you think I should have them all live together and then move each sim as they get a partner
i think you should move everybody in your house even the partners
sure!
Why all the hedges in front of the door
That's just asking the amazon delivery guy to throw your packages on the ground and call it a day
answer for your crimes Peter
hedges in front of your door are nice, when they grow tall you have privacy
That's what the door is for 
tbh, most games are like this
typically single player games, though some offer replayability
yeah i saw multiplayer was an option, i'm not sure how robust that is though
open world + multiplayer = 👀
but then again Fallout 76
i played the beta it was fucking awful
refunded my pre-order and watched the chaos ensue on the FO76 subreddit
the final bosses were just reskinned skyrim dragons 😄
theres something cathartic about watching fanboys disintegrate when the games they hype up suck
Wut
like cyberpunk it was so funny to see that subreddit implode
yea i get that, what i mean is all those ppl were saying how it was gonna be the best game ever and all that and they had never even played it lmao
Reddit and the internet is why I never talk about what I like. People always find ways to make you feel like shit for what you like
:(
Cyberpunk is proof you should never trust a game studio
i liked cyberpunk

Tho when I do I just say, “fuck you, you ain’t me”
i just want jackie back
i played 68 hours of cyberpunk before refunding it, it had a great story but it was dogshit and i couldn't accept it
driving some of the cars was really fun
but the AI was a joke, you just slaughtered everything
good thing i modded my game to hell to fix it
Imo if you got it then stick with it. Commit to your purchase
I didn't 
Good morning oomfies
hi iris
Don’t think I’ve ever refunded a game. I didn’t like it I just ate it and moved on.
I fought tooth and nail with the steam rep to refund my cyberpunk purchase
And that’s why you’re blocked :D

i keep forgetting to test my mhw mods
oops!
I got some mhw mods but haven’t bothered to try them
what game is this
oh no blocked by some random weeb loser on the internet what will i do
monster hunter
off topic chat toxic today
skull emoji
💀
Skull emoji
💀
skull emoji
💀
good joke guys meet back in 5



the first dying light did it too, it was pretty good
dead island too
i miss dead island
Dead island was interesting, haven’t finished it though
What do you think of my book club? @exotic leaf @desert pilot
very fresh
reminds me of the Goth family
looks like a perfect place to spend some time relaxing
looks like shit
rude
Bope
sorry
:(
There is also a cinema
I work overnight and last night I worked without any sleep that whole day beforehand
finally got home and fell asleep for only 3 hours and have been wide awake since, I hate my body 
Rooms for rent
me
i know
Morning all
welcome to the club
@lament egret my finger still hurts when i run cold water over it (for a bit)
😔
Unreal
can't even properly wash my hands bc of it
It should learn it on its own
the first two i had learned it after evolving

Well you can wait to evolve it
do you have Neosporin or anything similar
never seen that before
its an antibiotic ointment
tasty paste
Ashy no
it helps prevent infection and provides a lil pain relief
mmmmm
yum tasty paste
apartment living was a nice addition to the sims
ok true story i once accidentally put that shit on my toothbrush when it was dark
yyumymmy?
not a good time i was like half asleep and didnt notice
at first
had to throw away the toothbrush
weak
:(
it's antibiotic it's good for u smh

bandaid applied
guys, it's friday
That doesn’t sound yummy
Oh it is Friday I have a good video
it was not
bing can i have a hug


the basketball part was gold
So many deliveroos in kfc the wait is hours. Crying
Hello
I'm a huge fan
Thanks gamer
Nene the woman
Huge fan of putting deez nuts in yo mouth
Who did u think u were talking to a normal competent person? Get ratioed loser
Lol arceus hair
honestly I'm having fun with that game
Meow






