#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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How long until parkour not clonk
I think I tried playing dl1 once but got bored so fast
No it's called stalker u fucking melt
I DIDNT READ
Yall gonna get those stalker 2 nfts
for sure
Actually more braindead than a coma patient
im not that far but id say with some stamina upgrades and some speed upgrades plus glider and ghook
i woke up at 11pm shut up
absolutely (no i fucking hate nfts)
it will feel better than the best DL1 had
Get some bitches
u first rando
Don't u have like 80 hours
^
game came out today
Our dms say ur my bitch zzz
bro that shit dropped less than 12 hours ago

Ik I'm messin
Rando (Fucking Idiot) Lando
rando's sense of time is warped don't mind him
woah
his sense of everything is tho
Caddince when he realises what a joke is
what happened to that being weird
you
I'm cool ur a weird white boy. Diff

Still less funny then your birth
pat with the faxxx
I white washed u for the 30th time get shit on.
rando go outside
birth isnt supposed to be funny
Idk when the nurse dropped u p funny

Pls in lonely
bro take care of your yard wtf
Not my yard
we can tell
can hardly call that touching grass, that shit is lacking
not grass thats weeds
where tf are you for the grass to be that bad
bro what size shoes are you your feet kinda small or what
The grass has just been tred on near the path is all
definitely a murder forest
rando has like size 5 shoes
Just kidnappings

13 yr olds haven't grown into big size shoes yet
I'm a us 10
still on kids size

Or a uk 9

youth 10
US 10 


Don't show us your boyfriends shoe size
US10 might as well shop in the kids section bro you must be 5'8" as well
we dont need to see your tiny fuckin shoes
I'm not gay tf
i actually feel called out ngl
LOL
6 3 cry tiny man
yeah but its not cute when rando does it
Wait is us 10 small?
yea
it's like average
no shot youre 6'3 with feet that small tho
mid like the rest of you
Genetic defect lol
174 cantimeters
I am pakistani I need insoles
LOL
I'm a 14 and a half and can't find shoes unless I order them in. Your feet are tiny as fuck
omg


Just say u have fat ugly feet and move on
I'm an 8
Oh no I'm 0.5 below gonna cry
are you growing cats
how tall are u
My mom have 2 cats, I take pictures every time I visit her
Ur one to talk
169
I had her
im tall, and handsome. you look like flat squidward
too true
I imagine Lugi is like 7 feet tall

U never seen me. Keep projecting your insecurities zzz
rando this is when you call him out for playing osu
I never seen you take a W😭
took a w with yo mom last night
p
Nah man he looks like this
No has already failing at life enough
broooo
dont talk about me like im a CS major that aint right
Discord mod, femboy on vr chat and overall fucking loser cancels that out

im not even a mod
Wym it says mod
What's app
this could be us rando
Apply dn to ur face
I'm not a women
🤝
🙏 I expect femboy pics in my dms
what have I come back to
peace
from fighters to lovers
Just say your feeling left out
I am leaving
Oh no we will just be doing a diff kinda fighting
Ok twink
proof?
mmmmm
monkey
how do i achieve this state of zen
its the british tea monkey
No.
thats what i know him for
Don't care about KD, don't be toxic if you fail GM, chill
That is pg tips monke
that’s me
Fucking pg tips 🤮
god i hate british people
Then you achieved xen
feelings mutual
We are friends now
I spent 3 months in UK, I arrived in my country depressed and with broken heart
my unbridled rage towards british people is stopping me from getting there
americans are just.
and americans aren't?
UK is grim overall
you’ll be waiting all your life
Why did u say that like I don't hate Americans more
@vital roost lets go on a school trip and break away from the rest of the class but i go too close to the edge of the cliff but you grab me and pull me back up as im about to fall off
ONG
South-East part of london, people seem to have top living standard
oops haha i dropped you! lol!
I will push you both off
Toris
also this is very specific did this happen to you @vital stump
All toris with egos zz
those are made up words
😦
Lugi wants to relive his childhood trauma as a fantasy
(His way of taking his life back)
I am back in my Third World country and happy

Back to the Rose valley
4 u? I would have. If u fall off can't make sure ur dead
Gotta double tap
🤨
Is that a moore or however u spell it
just dont be shit and it wont be cold or soggy 
british cuisine is inherently shit
Beans on toast is fire. Don't insult good food. Insult bad ppl
this is why you get roasted bro
Nawh actual British food is heat bc of all da spice import from india
imagine being so sad in life that you invent beans on toast
you wouldnt catch me dead with beans on toast lmao
Still winning
imagine being so sad that you dont like beans on toast
Beans on toast is good. Proper Heinz beans and cheese is good
Not shitty American beans
bro come back when you eat something spicy😭
I'm brown
^
I literally come from the land of spice tf
i cant handle spicy shit myself
something went wrong when you were born for you to like beans on toast
Have u tried Heinz beans and toast w cheese?
kidney beans?
I don't like baked beans much now
i have honestly no clue
Don't shit on it unless u tried it ong
No bc im busy getting better flavors in my life

Nawh try it it's such a good meal
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stop trying to get flavour and get some bitches
Don't hate on somet unless u tried it
I ate the last tin of beans yesterday so I can't make more beans on toast
next time I make beans on toast, im sending a pic here
Wait you wanna see something sad
Cheese on toast is good too.
sure
Someone on Reddit tried to pass these off as enchiladas
Nawh just try it once.

NO GUCKING SAUCE

Wtf is that
Where sauce
I unironically recommend every american to try beans on toast, don't shit talk till you have actually tried it [with heinz beans]
Dryer than ur dick

Yeah same tbh it sounds rlly shit but it's worth a try
Don't some people prefer Branston beans?
the fuck is branston
Fucking melts
They make Branston Pickle
bro stores in america only sell dogshit you dont understand.
if I want a good meal here I have to drive into the cities and go to authentic foreign grocers
pickle 
this is why you dont like beans on toast, you have dogshit places
crispy toast with some butter, heated up beans 
Sausage Rolls are banging
Nawh fr?
No I just dont like beans in general all that much
I dont really have a problem with the concept
Its just a meme
That's fair I'm not a big fan of beans
But legit american cuisine is so ass
I have beans with 2 meals, beans on toast and chessy beans on chips
Idk American sweets kinda good
americans make good sweets but thats about it
Nawh floridian foot is heat
good sweets but not chocolate
I also have bad news
our choco is so ass
Florida foot
I wasn't born in flordia. I was born here. I have the British disease
hersheys makes me wanna puke
Man said foot
was boutta ask if hersheys is good but i got my answer
it taste like chemicals
cadbury is actually bangin if you can get it
bc it is
Hersheys deez nuts
we have cadbury ye
Cadbury isn't what it used to be
Cadbury Dairy Milk
ive had hersheys a few times, its so fuckin hard for no reason
Cadbury is kinda buried
this is actually bangin
Dairy Milk will always bee elite
Ye Oreo is good
Cadbury used to be better.
Autoccorect
peanut butter is so gooooood
OKAY SO IT AUTOCORRECTS USELESS SHI AND CUCKS ME OVER
stfu
I have the diet of a toddler, im so fuckin fussy when it comes to food
I am allergic to nuts
sussy

I never tried Reese since they don't sell it in my country
for me food kinda gotta be spicy for me to really like it
Say ur a sheltered mommys boy and move on
i ate a Carolina reaper once and it changed me
Actual spice or a normal ppl amount
rando you know the chicken kickers from dominos
I have Apollo Pepper Sauce
like I need some pain
From Hot Ones
Made u a femboy?
femboy?
It has begun.
you play vr chat, that is cap
oop, i thought i was called upon. My b
Apollo Pepper is so good
and you're currently on osu
afk on osu
still installed it 
mina femboy. got it
Carolina Reapers are no joke
They all want the femboys
true

at least i dont play smash😭
what chat is this again?
just want everyone to get them if they interested 🙂 some of them look nice
What even is osu?
rhythm game
Ohhh ok
I love osu but I'm so bad at it and then I get grumpy and don't play for 3 months
probably better than me tbh
tried to play osu but the moment it involved the space bar i deleted it, like bruh if i wanted to play a game like that i'd go play clone hero
no spacebar in osu
if that's you playing in the clip you're way better than me
yea thats me
i though you had to hit space when the circles closed?
you can hit whatever, just rebind it
i can barely do a two star song on osu.
ah, it was space for me. lmfao deleted that shit so fast
I use k and L
I can barely do a song 
i can barely do high 6 stars.. i wanna do a 7 but they are just so hard
its like who tf does these
did you get 3 likes on instagram??
I don't understand people who play like hard hard maps
yes
like h o w

what do you consider a hard hard map
I can do level 7 on Muse Dash but barely able to do level 8s
idk like 10 star area
i consider three stars difficult
oh yeah well i mean those maps arent even humanly possible to FC
mina femboy
yeah
that one meme anime song that's just random noises
Level 9
Somewhere when the beat goes Brrrrr brrr rb r rbrbrbbrr
best I can do is 8 on that game lol
but i only have a few hours played so maybe soon
darude sandstorm but in osu with 10 stars
muse dash looks fun but I didn't get into it
its really easy
Yee can do 8s just not that comfortable as 7s
Damn their dlc is good cause you pay once and keep getting new songs
if you like muse dash you might like this
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effects are a bit over the top tho sometimes
sometimes i can be decent for like .2 seconds
Maybe
I miss the summer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR72LbBp3Xs
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What
it's a song, what is there to not understand?
thy nibble of 1887
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Shut up
Shut up 2x
Skill issue
I think they missed
Perhaps
Off topic mayo. Huge
Chasing Ghosts in the Moonglow
best girl

ash moment
based
where is the problem
Everywhere
Shut up oml
which is better, a sandwhich after you just got out of the pool at your freinds birthday party in 2008, or a sandwhich on a warm summer day when your fishing and just got done swimming?

A sandwich after I rock ur shit
"1 blocked message" i wonder who that is
Moon u promised me a face reveal in dms 🥲
I will show you my selfie with Tom Cruise
Wait fr?
A newly extended and updated mix of the famous Hans Zimmer track from Days of Thunder. Combining several tracks from the bootleg OST, this mix took 7-9 hours to make.
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L
what does this mean Ares
😎🙏🙏ZADDY😍😩

@smoky matrix 
Pls never show me neither cring like this ev3r again
Reason why I don't have twitter
The Bengals must win the super bowl
They are gonna use the money to kill the kid 🙏

Damn bunch of discords I know got banned 
uh... you have to usually do something severe to get them banned. wtf were you involved in?
Rens a furry
Ren try to do speedrun ban %
do you shop at aldi randolando
nah ur too young, do your parents shop at aldi randolando?
Pat
Pat
My parents have the comptanace and care for children of asain parents
They do not buy me food 💀
Lol
not competent enough to make sure you're studying and learning proper english
Yes I do aldi is so cheap
It's not my first language and I'm p dyslexic
aldi is banger for some stuff but horrible for other things
yes
you got to aldi for like groceries and come back with a leaf blower I swear
Like they have these wok in a box 2min noodle stuff but it isn't good but they have 2min noodle bowl which is banger and for only a dollar
Rando love some chocolate
Went into aldi for a few bits and pieces came out with a robot vacuum
That's just u bc your irresponsible
correct
Guys I did it
I was gonna say a mean thing to lemur and I didnt
R u guys proud of me
Pat you should try being nice to ppl aswell

i am very nice
Starting with this bc u rlly.love me
to people
ur a kid
(you will say something mean to me in the next 5 minutes)
Pat is 3 letters Patting is 6 nice is 4 letter 6 + 3 is 9 you know when I was was nine I had my birthday on first of march 1 + 3 = 4 so Pat is nice
I said I stopped myself then not forever
No one saw the error.
I think you were right the first time yknow
Ren plays skaven. Ren is emotionally unavailable
6+3 isn't 10
Oh wait yes
I read 4
Sometimes I just ya know can't
not this again rando...............
I have uninstalled warhammer 2 for 3
Wow u can count? How about u start count everytime yo dad was disappointed
I cannot forgive you
I don't have enough fingers for that
I unfortunately haven't been hope. Start playing it tonight
Ur fingers are sissy fingers
I still have nearly 600 to categorize
Guys bad news


hold on
whats the purpose
of being friends on discord
where is the mutual benefit
It makes me feel happy inside ::(
Why do you not wanna be my friend pat 🥲
If they aren't in the sidebar I just guess they are offline
Actually don't answer that either
Damn reminds me of a meme but can't post it 
I said don't pat I already know 😩
🇧🇬
I don't need my ego being crushed anymore after that
According to Holywood that flag makes you lesbian
Pat we don't care about it shitty ass memes u get from some shitty page
I should install SpellForce
You should install a braincell for ur dumbass
shut
😭
Cope
L
@hard spindle didn't have shreddies but I now have coco pops 
where is the crust 👁️
That's his first L here what's he excuse?
L !
BRUH
Can't ping pizza cookie
Omg that's so fire

its like the wither
Time to kms
AYO???
Pat get another job
Lol
@pseudo hinge
Eeveecon 1 has started

@hard spindle me and you when?
my classes were cancelled:)
Damn
Sixteen hours to explain 191 perks...
lol christ
the rng gods smile upon me, i am finally closer to perfect eevee research on the pokedex which will increase the chances of finding a shiny eevee (I'll still need to evolve like 7 more tho)
i still need the other 6 eeveelutions too

At the start he said he is streching the 10 min mark...
... It is all one clip

YES~! This is a banger
ur a banger
how many dms will you get
people fr just dm you?
admitting to hiding offline in server he mods smh
there are plenty of people here
true
hi frosty
Hello
U good
hello waubee good morning

GM
Hello
Good we are learning to count to 5 today
hi
Hi ren
hi hizxrdiwadwhwi
big moves for the big man


What if the discord avatar is a costume and its "nose" is just a persons head
agreed
Anyone wanna hug :D group hug
as long as @thick orbit is apart of it

Ok
have u been drinking recently foxxy
Like 2 days ago but I am pretty much all out
darn
I want a pet fox :D

I love Hizxr
i caught an evolved alpha without getting in a fight
it was level 31
hit it in the back with a ball
I found a monarch
Wut
O-O why me
W-why me again
Rando is not around, it was meant for him
Whos rando
@hard spindle
hi
Ok shoot me so i can regrow my snow limbs
... cool
Femboy gif
Hm
Look at his hands
what about them
Those are femboy hands
how does one identify this
Just look
How do i
how do they
With your eyes
@smoky matrix hes saying that hes a femboy beause hes hands are shaved
ah
Or he's too young to have arm hair
who gave this child a gun
hes american its normal
true
t
hihi koe
hey
did you just wake up?
Oof
Sad
I keep forgetting
ive been awake for a little while
Who do i shoot the gun at :D
shoot back at moon
ah ic
I got a total of two hours of sleep let's go
Been up all night vomiting I feel awful
oh geez that's not nice
No not at all
do you know why?
No clue

I felt just fine I went to bed
extremely uncool
get off your phone in class you fucking rat
What. U ping3d me. Tf u want
Today is ✨ stay in bed all day ✨

i wish i could sleep this whole day
I am simply saying hi
Simply don't?
hi lemur
U know what I'm like in what world would that go well
Use ur tiny brain
was just telling frosty 
some of us would like you more if you weren’t so up the ass toxic rando
its ok I literally asked for it
👀
Wait moon wanted me. Where why
shotgun gif
I found a shotgun :D

Found urself some bitches yet?
Shut up
Rando so toxic
shut up and get back to class
rando a lil man
rando is a loser with no friends
Project all u want weeb
toxicity doesn’t make a whole lot of friends but go off
Cry gambit man
Still got em zzzz
do you?
Pat when he finds out you can make friends not online
Okay? Why's this a me problem
no way
I dip for 2 secs wut happend
Stop projecting. This is gonna be a crazy concept to you but ppl can actually like u
i imagine it's a "they have a gc that's more active without him" situation
i doubt it for you
Cope all u want
whatever lol
Whatever u wanna think vog farmer
It's the first time I'm on a scooter at work
It's just that it keeps falling over when the train moves
scooter reveal
what if you hold onto it
will the scooter stay upright or will you fall too
some people use toxicity as coping management sadly
insane
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ooo
I can't believe my eyes, but is a world without sex
I do it's just that a bunch of alcoholics sit on the bike sector of the train and I hate it
They r drinking beer after work
No shot randos on discord who never met me trynna diagnose me
Actually a sick fucking scooter
10/10 scooter
I have a bike
Randos said RANDOlando
Moon bike reveal next?
okay but is it as sick as Peter's scooter
I keep finding shotguns
its a high bar to clear
It's pretty heavy
Ong. Peter spittin
23 kilos
omg will you share?
Yes :D


there i go hurting myself again 
O: i found a nuke
sgot a motor and stuff in it I guess
and a battery?
It has a battery for 40 kilometer ride
usually what i pick up at work when it comes to segways
how much is it in rocks
We love an inclusive king. Including ppl with inferior systems of measure
Rock is a stone
fineee
fucking 23kg 
W
U
hello repter 
Luna from Dragon's Blood
Hiya
dragon's what
Guys I have a secret
wha
im gonna have to spend like 2k this month
I love ||Lithuania||
omg
eeeek
D: why
2k rubles?
have to take license for work machine for me to become a stable employee and earn fixed salary
ah
gonna have to pay car insurance and rent
You got this!
Staple employee 👍🏻
Lemur the worst part about this is I haven't thrown up since I was like 15 or 14
Why is it when i write thumb in polish it suggests thumbs down
But in english it's thumbs up
CHF
Its just plain suffering simulator
same bestie
Chinese Hoarding Fluency
you don't understand, this is different
or however its called
Francs are pain in the butt of polish courts
La Resistance - Owned and Operated by South Park
y what happened
Because of shady "Frank" based loans banks have everyone
@ashyoo wtf did ash leave the server
Fluency? Wtf does that even mean
@vital roost no he didn’t
Bing are u having a moment?
I am
@hard spindle
@vital roost sleep check
hes sleeping i think yea
that's good
No shooting till I get to see your selfie with whoever the celeb was (I forgor)
Tom Cruise
Wasn't he in like church of scientology
You still get me
🥲
🤣
Music video by Roxette performing Spending My Time.
i got so much snow
it is melting here
oh its not THAT much :P
no it's not insane, but it's enough to be a nuisannce
sniped by bot
i'm really good at not getting footprints in them
I love girls (no homo)
What's the trick
Tricks are tricky
I like boys (no homo)
jump in and out, and stand on the edges of your shoes
Liking boys is homo
I said no homo though
How many snow angle to perfect this/come up with this
The correct form is I like boys (no straighto)
You do bot belong in the straightosphere
you either got it or ya don't.
I love angles
I'm not gay though
You are the one asking for femboy pics, thou 🤔
Snow angle god
This is false. From who?
:(( that sucks
body just catching up I guess 
Lemur i found a nuke :D
Secret, time for some rock music and work
Exactly bc I did not. Also what work
Many of you have been asking about a new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series.
With every new project, our goal is always to significantly move beyond what we've previously delivered. We're pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in the series is underway.
see?
Pandemic, work from home
Should I grow long hair and headbang
Ye but what kinda work
oh yikes
Zzz in 12 years
Mayo don't give me hope
they are in no rush to release the game when GTA V still makes them so much money
ONG
Gta 5 is A bank
Unfort they neglecting it and it's still not dying. Kinda sad tbh
gta v 2
did this guy really say they are neglecting gta 5
They have a bit u can't lie
omg
be careful
no but seriously how is GTA not dead after like 30 years
i cbf pointing out all the updates
but they legit update the game
every few months
no way u can say its neglected
they pump out content
like no mans sky
may not be big updates but theyre still there
people still play, they update it. i mean people still play stuff like wow and cs, even rs still has a ton of players
Cbf?
gta v sex update when?
cant be fucked
GTA V has generated 6.4 billion dollars in revenue since its release
cant be fucked
i forget cbf is an australian phrase
Yeah but hacker problems crazy
What's it stand 4?
what game doesnt have hacker problems
Data Scientist and Support Manager
cbf = cant be fucked
id play gtav online more if it werent for hackers and griefers
r$ absolutely neglected gta5
it's not just Australian, "mate"
lol
9/10 non aussies
will say whats cbf
then the 1/10 who learned cbf from aussies will be like
did you know the sniper from tf2 is actually from new zealand?
its not australian
6.4 billion reasons to not care lmao
That's such a badass title
scomo 
Time to steal new word so I now will say the same 5 things instead of the same 4 things!
I wish I was in the gaming industry or something, but yeah...
god damn truly the worst time of politics
Music video by Roxette performing (Do You Get) Excited?.
keep it hunnit rando
What do you actually do? Just compile and process data?

Apart from that communicate with clients, programmers and Traveller knows how many more 🤣
You are you like a big book full of knowledge
Gaming Industry is fun
I was gonna attempt to spell it but pat would roast me
spell what
Sounds kinda boring tbh
your roll is super valuable to basically every part of a company. 
Tbf I think ur jobs just kinda cool
@hard spindle spell what
probably knowledge






