#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Real
new repter pfp just dropped
ye
New ash just dropped
I'll drop ash in a minute

🪦
Yeah I dropped him on his big dumb head
Where’s enrico
true
Tru
hi lew
i wish !!!!
hi koe
Even with the house heater on, my room is still cold =_=
are you excited for snow
i would be but i just aint feeling anything rn
:( i've been getting that way more and more frequently now, my happy high is over
Do you need a hug oomfie

every oomfie gets a forehead kissy

F
sad tea hours 
This is so sad
:((
no u
dumbass
(can i pet your cat tho)
stupid fffuckmin idot ( it looks very polite )
Not at the same time though, you'll be covered in blood
I hope it knocks your drink off the counter
i want to pet ur huskies so bad
He eats my hair. That's why I hate him so much
mmmm hair.,.,.,.
aww my cats used to do that, it felt kinda nice I thought
I hate the feeling of it and the awful noise he makes when he does it
:(
Fucker chews with mis mouth open and makes some weird moaning chewing noise
My door is open for anyone that wants to do so
I need people to hang out with
when i come to perth i'll come over
When and why are you planning on coming to perth
i don't have to answer either of these questions


What is an oomfie
@queen osprey 
StepSisInvader

beautiful awesome cat
support 
yeah
because i started playing league on na servers
and couldnt actually do anything
OCE 
Shut up ashy
Oce isn't real
oce is a made up region
okay!
i laughed (figuratively)




👈 

Oce 

Got a new mouse, had some bad reviews but I like the infinite scroll
Boob mouse
I almost bought that mouse
Damm I need to clean my mousepad, it looks way darker on cam
Wait why didn't you
I forgor
💀
there was something I didn't like about it when I looked at it more in depth
Forgor
but it was just a personal preference thing from memory
what mouse?
G604
ooo i see i see
I only got it for the extra mouse buttons tbh, I'm getting into ffxiv and without a numpad on my 61key board, I can't be pressing on the horizontal numbers
I refuse to use any mouse other than a g502 for long periods of time
Literally the perfect mouse for my hand
Also yeah big hand
I wish I could feel them beforehand
g403 is bae
I rebound all numbers past 5 to other keys near wasd to avoid that
That's smart
also what data centre are you on 👁️
i have a ghost m1
@smoky matrix hi lemu
I think cactuar? Or aether I'm not sure which one you're talking about
OCE 🤣
^
Aether is the data centre, cactuar is the world
Ah nice
but I'm on the primal DC so I can't come visit you 
OCE 
primal is na postie
literally an NA datacentre dont' bully me
Lmao I forgor
I do want to play with more people I know, all I do is just join the duties for the story

All credit to vrybadplayer
Check his channel here: https://youtube.com/c/vrybadplayer
Real
Good video
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP WORDLE JUST DROPPED
uh no its only 10 pm
Rude
Lmao the way the water pushes him
Top quality meme
@thin kelp
G pro wireless gang
oof
Been using g pro wireless ever since
yeah thats why i liuke the basilisk series most comfy for me
still the same one too
super comfy
@golden mica ||i am now thinking about pleated skirts
|| WORDLE SPOILERS FOR FEB 4TH
wow we got it very differently with the same info ||I'd like to see that
||
the ||skirt|| or how i got to the word
||ashyoo in a cute pleat skirt and thigh highs
||

🤨
suree
Pretty~
I don't know if I should be impressed by the fact you just have that on hand 

i have it categorized 
i've been doing this for a while
it's probably closer to like 200 if you include the ones i haven't exported from snapchat
So many thigh pics that there’s categories
130? Ayo drop them all in my dms
gotta remind myself i am straight 

been a sucker for thigh highs for forever 
thigh highs are amazing
michael have i told you that i plan on actually going out in crossdress next weekend
Me too if you’re alright with it .3.
You didn't
just knew about the con
gonna cosplay astolfo
astolfo.. the name is familiar but can't put a picture to ti
😳
the famous pink-haired femboy
The one in ducky’s pfp
I’d be kinda scared to go to an anime con dressed as a girl or femboy, molestation is spooky

nice one bing
Yeah i don't like to cipher it so i take my time guessing it just sucks when i'm multiple words 1 letter
ah yes him, well I'm sure you'll be very pretty in the outfit

Taser of no touchy

Yeah cons are full of those kinds of people
Taser? They’re catching these hands and then this gun in the mouth
@golden mica this is the cosplay (ft. bolt caster)
Not sure if I’m more jealous of the outfit or the sword
i'll take a bunch of pics!!
i'm so excited to go, i love cons
I come from the land of not-every-baby-gets-given-a-glock
lots of fun to meet people who are super into anime and stuff you are
Ashys got a huge sword, hue
a lot of weird people, but there's also a ton of people who are the nicest people i've ever met and i still talk to them this day
ok like 2 i still talk to but that's beside the poitn
Tbh there’s always weird people everywhere
yeah
Especially these days, they’ve all come out of the woodwork

That ain’t gonna fly
quickest hand in the west
Good with your hands eh?
mans got a TLW ready to go
fr though a Glock 19 in the skirt would be 
Disguise it as your dick
iris i have a gif for you that i can't send here that reminds me of that
i will dm u
But really, I wouldn’t actually bring a gun
holy shit that's a bad emote
Yeah that looks like poo
i'm pretty sure you can't bring them into those places, also I don't think Ash has a Glock 19 ||yet||

Idk but yea they won’t let you
i don't have a gun 
Everything gets inspected
Even my cardboard dagger I made when I did my Hei cosplay got tagged
could just hide it
Like dude it’s made of flimsy cardboard and tape, really think I’m gonna hurt anyone with it?
cardboard paper cuts are terrible
they hurt so much
another freebie
Idk, maybe because it was in TX and everyone and their grandma has a gun?
But tbh it’s gonna be a good while before I feel comfortable enough to go to a con
Unless most of the time is gonna be spent with friends and away from the crowds
My head is killing me
i almost passed out from one. it was really deep i had to glue my finger
felt like i got cut by a hot knife
:((
Get a head that doesn't kill you
they do say dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives
Ash come to Vermont and we will go shoot steel plates and complain about the mosquitos
or the snow
i’m currently healing from one in my index finger :) it hurts
True…
PLEASE
so is astolfoy like jesus for femboys
He’s very overrated imo
agreed
It’s just the go to femboy thing
but he's so easy to cosplay
Great question
I'm not particularly well-versed in the weebiverse
@vital roost send pics of cosplay when it’s done 
of course!
Think Felix was first then Astolfo
hair should be in pigtails 
you good at photoshop?
photopea.com is like a free photoshop
i tried
beautiful
@vital roost

what the fuck is this
🦍 😎 🙏 

mouth wide open
For Deez nuts
Your prince has arrived
poor horse
Hi 🅱️eter in Patrick Warburton voice
Ashyoo 🤧
hiya peter
Ashyoo hi ashyoo
hi yeetim
Bless you
Ashyoo hello I hope you have a fantastic time
turkey jerky 
God will personally dunk whoever made this and enjoys this into hell
post too? he edited it
How long do you recon it’ll take to watch everything that is Star Wars? Including tv shows and spin off movies?
Not him
A week if you take breaks but also avidly binge
so close 
Damn ok
You can probably watch all the movies in two days
You can finish all the tv Disney + new tv shows in two days
You can finish the the clone wars in about three days
And have a few hours left over to finish the bad batch
And that is ALL CANON
canon deez nuts
It'll probably realistically take two to three weeks if you have better shit to do tho
Post I thought we were friends
also everything besides the clone wars s7 and the mandalorian is mid
All of the clone wars was 9/10
Also I completely forgot about rebels
Nvm it'll take maybe less than two weeks
clone wars legit my favorite star wars media, even more than the movies
Valid
boba fett is on rn lol
D:
W
Go away I hate you
Except you and @void slate then
Its another day where it's below -20
i also hate me
:D
Suffer with your incapabilities
GOD I LOVE WEIRD AND EERIE STORIES FROM 4CHAN
Clone wars is the best show ive ever watched
I bought some expensive stake today lemur, if was 99$ you want to eat din din
yes plz
Or breakfast. Some of it is breakfast 🥩
breakfast steak
i have no friends, only partners in crime
do you want to be an accomplice when we cross federal lines
@sharp vale can I dm you a photo of the order I’m planning on watching them? My friend came up with it
YES
I couldn't help you on that
Oke
brilliant, get on the bike. be sure to keep your mouth closed, the air resistance WILL knock you off
Watch clone wars and bad batch first before anything
Then watch the prequels
Then watch rebels
Everything else can be watched after but the new 2010+ sequels last

Salute if you like femboys
i don't sorry
I do
Where's the salute

🅱️eter do you like femboys
I can’t post anything
🖖
Yes because I don really want to donate just to be allowed to post images
You mean Vulkan greeting
Nerd
BASED
Wasting food
Fucking moron wasting food
Let's eat the nerds
Excuse me people worked to produce all this shit he's wasting
Well unless he ate them from the toilet afterwards
Real
I don't think nerds are produced by people
Nerds are manufactured by first generation computers
I think most candies that aren't gourmet are mass produced by machinery
Which is another reason why I don't like nerds or candy in general
It cost time and money and people were involved whochever way you look at it
Filled with carcinogens I think
Even sandwiches are machine produced now
Have you seen an egg yolk separator machine it's cool
Yes
Nvm
About the carcinogend
Carcinogens are a byproduct of the machines giving off chemicals and what not
Either way it is a waste but I don't value nerds as much as I value whole filling foods
You're a buzz kill
character limits are inane.
Okay guys time to sleep goodnight bye guys
True
Gn gn gn
Gn wizard
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The operator manually places 30 eggs at a time on the feeder tray using the supplied stainless steel tray. The machine automatically retrieves eggs from the feeder tray and moves them over knives which automatically cut and open the eggshells. Afterwards, the yolks and whites flow down a separator ramp which separates yolks from whites. Operator...
Ashy can we cuddle platonically
You know that all food in plastic containers has micro plastic particles in it
Yes
sure
Which is why I avoid anything in a wrapper
I can cuddle
There isn't much you can eat then
🤝
Micro plastics to make your bones stronger
YEETIM 🫂 The Devil
Actually no. A lot of the food that I eat is cooked and fresh
Comes in plastic packaging but thoroughly washed
Valid
You can't avoid not having any plastic at all though
At least we're not Japan when it comes to plastic waste
Youre saying most people don’t eat cooked food
Be like "Yeah I avoid microplastics at all costs but lemme hit this vape real quick"
All of my food comes from fresh Hispanic butchers who wrap their meats in paper
I hate smoking of any kind ngl
A lot really DON'T though. Most fast foods have their foods pre "cooked" from the factories that produce their food
Still cooked
Yeah if you wanna call that cooked I guess
You think cooking removes mircoplastics
Ego-ing over food
I mean in watermelon case the wrapping doesn't contain the fruit
just eat plastic
Since you don't eat the outer layer
How are we egoing over food
I refuse to eat you
We're literally just discussing how foods can be bad
it's ok, i am bad for u
Foods r bad in general blah blah
You're bad for everyone
reject food, embrace sludge
Get all your meats and foods from your local deli or butcher
Hispanic butchers here in the states clean all of their meats and cut them and weigh them predeterminately and wrap it in a solid paper wrap
Very good because the blood doesn't break down the paper
So the meat stays decontaminated
Life hack, instead of throwing out the paper your meat comes in, boil it for soup 😌
Man WHAT
life hack
Protein AND fiber!
Picky picky
Unironically, if paper was produced in the classical sense like with trees and bark
Without bleach and other toxic chemicals
You COULD boil it
You can boil anything if the water is hot enough
When are you going to go live in a cabin in the woods?
does this say hentai
amazing
where u get the mask from?
not me
gotta do the main story I think
then they sell it in the clothier
Yo no way it’s my favorite tv show
smile emoji
Naughty Dog Studios is looking for people to fill these rolls by the end of February.
can I apply
Yup
I shall apply with absolutely zero experience
why doesn't discord show my xbox status anymore? lol

Because Xbox mid
pc better
I shall apply as a minor they have to accept me 
finally
stfu sadface
:(
chat box come back alive

hello repter
helo
how's you today
felt that 
i've been doing like a whole lot of nothing today and i just now realized it's 2am
oh shit its 12 bruh

also it snowed really hard and i love it right after it snowed so i stayed outside for a bit too long
fukcinmmmg cold,,.,
cold as hell here too
i just had to shovel snow
hello claire
hi
thankfully i don't, my mother hired some guy to plow it
Gm chat henlo Ash henlo claire
w
hi
Hru today
Good :3 ty
:/
mood
da supreme bara
I am dying
hi dying
dying is fun, can I join?
No
bastard
toxic iris wtf
according to nene, i have won the game
Iris always toxic
best weapon
just mod it good
Ignis wraith too close range
you are stupid
all i have on it rn is serration
If I want to burn the entire world I'll stick to funny kuva ogris + gauss
funny 8 forma gun
12 shots in 2 seconds, covers the entire map instantly
dont be broke ez
claire doesnt have access to liches yet so i cant even tell them to get a bramma or ogris
bramma kb makes me cope
these all sound like starts of ligma jokes
ligma what
simply just primed sure footed
that's what warframe is
ligma toes
bro, this thing slaps against level 15 enemies with only one mod and at rank 0
true I do be running psf on every single frame
Bope
it can slap up to lvl 100 where it starts falling off a bit
but it works till lvl 200 iirc but rly you shouldnt be using ur primary against 200s anyways
I simply don't use primed sure footed
you ought to show your mods, never had an issue in funny steel path
skill issue
xaku deluxe...
I dont actually remember where it falls off I havent played in like half a year

real
steel path all I did was contagion/kronen everything
Ew cringe
we do a little bit of meta abusing
I enjoy stripping enemies with xaku
🤨
literally stolen from here
Comedy
@onyx schooneri can't burn infested pods with it :(
how
it's unown not unknown
@thin kelp
lmao
you're unown
so trtue
yo wait wtf, I'm a time traveler
real
don't do those, do the ones on eris/infested tilesets from the broodmothers
tf do you have motion blur on
the legends are true, OCE really does time travel
jfc 
OK 
yall hear the news about that soccer guy, beat up his girlfriend
ft.

i didnt mean to launch but yea
osu players have something in common with genshin players for once
weirdchamp
not the fact that they both willingly play boring games?
neither do I, This is the first time opening it
nice
yes
sigh, got sniped
bot takes no prisoners
as i was saying warframe is about as boring as dead stiny
vibin
SHMOOVING
9/10 meme
SHMOVES
i just hope witch queen story isnt just "fetch quest but the 3rd time" anymore
real
why would it be anything else tho

hopefully it'll be quite combat focused with the new difficulty we get
just kill him in 2 shots
that's literally every mmorpg ever
at least give me hope 
factual
truly
BDO endgame isnt that bad, or at least that's what my friend tells me
the garfield show was such a fever dream but it was so good
have to grind to it tho :(
that's another problem with a lot of mmorpgs, the only good part is the end game
most good content in mmorpgs needs like a week or two worth of time to grind

I mean they do have options to let you skip the boring content by paying extra, at least FFXIV does, idk about others
like a level boost?
but with how good FF's story is you wouldn't want to skip unless you don't care about that
all i hear is that ffxiv's story sucks until you get way later
basically there's 5 expansions, ARR, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers and Endwalker, you can buy a skip till the beginning of Endwalker
Heavensward is when the story gets good but the issue is ARR takes about a week-2 weeks of time investment to get through
i just hate the gameplay of it
im playing a realm reborn and tbh im literally just doing errands for people for +rep
NO finally fantasy 14 allowed
its an acquired taste
You can do ARR in less than a week, especially with roulettes giving you levels like candy
whats a roulette
I mean if you skip cutscenes sure
oh like the duties?
roulettes are basically dailies in FF
ye
those are kinda fun but i got a big question
hold up i asked it here before but i cant find
all these ones
oh found it
they give increased xp once daily and you get heaps
so basically
oh nice, i only have access to like two lol
gear is locked to specific jobs/classes, any gear that you can roll NEED on is equipable by your current class
any gear that is greed only is probably not something you can put on so you should just pass it
and you can tell if gear is equipable here
if you meet the level and are the right job for it
oh shit, is ff14 now available?
ya
free trial, no
^
you can buy the game tho
oh so should i click on every coffer?
if you have an existing trial account you should be able to play
yo who wants to hook me up, its only 29 dollars australian
pretty much yeah, once a coffer is opened by one person its opened for everyone, adn then you roll on the loot
so i can just pass em right. it automatically gives out gear, and its just rng if you get something good?
if the coffer is already open you can pass it, the loot will have done to the loot window
nice nice, just making sure
what comes out of the coffer is rng, it could be for a different class or job than what you have
We only support ff7 in this chat
Henlo lemur 
loot is partywide and then you roll on what you want and hope you get it
mfw i roll 98 and sm1 else gets 99
so how does rolling work? is that what greed is? seems i can only greed a certain amount of times
rng, 1-100, highest roll wins
need gives you a higher roll or something I forgor
need has a higher priority than greed so even if u roll a 99 on greed and sm1 else rolls a 1 on need the need will win
Wanna watch all 4 shrek movies?
"needing" stuff means that a healer can't yoink your monk gear
are you making popcorn
yeah i want to be a monk, pugilist is what im at now
so the person playing the job gets priority for their own gear
Yeah I am
ah you'll become monk at level 30
i'm down to watch it
thats halfway through free trial right
Ok here you go
yeah
thank u
free trial doesn't end once you hit 60 though
thanks google, so very helpful


has to think abouyt it
you just can't level that job any higher, you can still keep playing infinitely and level other jobs
as if I'll still fucking remember in 48 hours
i wanna be a samurai too 
and check this backup google account that I never use
cant be samurai unless you buy stormblood
samurai is in an expansion :(
yeah ill buy everything
yo pog
if you buy endwalker it all comes included 
will do
I just want a good MMORPG experience
I only play xiv for the music 
last one I spent money on was new world and everyone here knows how that turned out
xiv music goes hard
tho with Endwalker kinda disappointed
some of the tracks are just straight up revamped old ones
seemed like the vibe, being the final chapter and all
Collection of clips from the ends of various duty with all but the BGM muted. The track is called A Victory Fanfare Reborn and is FFXIV's version of the classic Victory Fanfare. The track can be found in game and on the latest OST from Square Enix.
This video is part of a larger playlist, hear the rest of the game's music here:
https://www.yo...
okay but ||https://youtu.be/rEQDsaiEuQc?t=110|| lvl 83 trial spoilers
This video is showing gameplay of game Final Fantasy XIV Online, doing duty trial The Minstrel's Ballad: Zodiark's Fall Extreme (AST Healer POV)
Check out Hydaelyn extreme here:
https://youtu.be/0pDUUJ6kfL8
I do not own the video nor audio.
FINAL FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd.
FINAL FANTASY XIV © 2010-2021...
yes but shit trial so 🙃

oh shit
The duty complete track has what sounds like "pepsiman" in it
1:53 made it worth it
i cant unhear it
you say that rn

but wait till you do the extreme version, you will have no love for it afterwards
The ShB combat music is killer
Some friends were gonna drag me through it
I had a look at a vid and it doesn't seem thaaat bad
its annoying, but you can basically get carried through it
follow the leader
@vital roost sleep check
Oomfie
i just booted up density
of course you did
gm attempts time
for it being ||zodiark|| it was so underwhelming after all his hype but I guess he was weakened or whatever 
yea lol
it is what it is, they can only do so much to keep story in check with difficulty of content
Behold, the greatest comment ever
what was this a comment on
yeahh
people still care abt what north korea thinks 
Bopium
also HI I got distracted
@smoky matrix


No way bwip
no it's not bwip, it's bwp
No it’s bwip


See bwip
bwp

Bwip
No!
Bope
Bwip
i will be doing no such thing

genshin players, that's all you need to know
real
the children are all in the lowest tier though
imagine playing genshin 
I doubt they even considered
Isn't the game not even that fun?
heard it was clunky
somehow the people that play it find it fun
i like the story, the characters have cool powers, i spent about what two expansions would cost, good fun
It’s genshin, what do you expect?

genshin players are on the left

Eddie 
fun game
It turns out im living in same country as dialaga now @high wasp
he lives in switzerland? or you moved
You live in sinnoh?
I moved here yes as u know
eddie
hello
how's mod life


Egoed
he said dont ask
That's for old folks
ping who
Pingu
seems they arent even in the server
oh did he

True
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I MEANT TO PING
THE PERSON I ALWAYS PING WITH POLITICAL MEMES
@dark breach
Ping me michael 🥺
HI LUNA I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY 
OMG U TOO 
OmG it’s Luna and Michael
Omg its an alt acc
how am i supposed to know
😳
we accept those 

we actually deny those, you're wrong
I didnt deny ur random friend request zac
hey, it wasnt completely random
U had a v diff reaction to mine...
this is true.

sorry
you better be

L
Whatd u do
damn so many of these hacked accounts today
a
Uh
crackhead moment
Did u fail gm? :(
@bitter heath https://i.imgur.com/RDYGdJP.gif
thank god
and man made it a gif 
He's a pulse rifle climbing gamer dad. Wouldn't take it to heart tbh
omg density in off topic
💀
Shut up skill and get into college already
🧢
daaaang thats a good promo


Sad get off it alt. It's been weeks bro 😩
no
Real sadface?
not real
unreal
Are you real lemur
That is in fact real lemur
who can say
Crazy member of the hit server Beemotes
You arent in beemotes how would you know
aegis
Why would aegis tell u wat
i do not kno
Sus
A bit suspicious even
frown when am i joining in here on my alt and we become alt brothers
right now
i'd have to make one
The alt brotherhood must be instated immediately
I could bring in one of the eight that I have
create the alt account ashyoo
i did have one in here but i deleted that alt
we should all make alts so then 50% of the server is alts and we get to 800k people
true !
WAIT ARE YOU THE 12 YEAR OLD CATGIRL
No

yes he is
🧢ium
LOL
guuuud morning gamers
gm
Good morning K
@vital roost shouldnt you be going to sleep at some point soon
someone stop me from playing vr chat
coming to your house with a gun
with the femboy avatar
Anyways
a video for lugi
hiya maya

🤨
Ayo??? The leak??
what
leak the dms bro
leak DN
Also that
i will continue to talk shit
You are 12.
bro
🧢
you are too young to browse the femboy sub im sorry
L
No
Gm
hello luna 
@pseudo hinge you are literally a 12 year old catgirl
Large pogs
Not real




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