💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[queen osprey]

they're*

[hard spindle]

rona or just ill?

[queen osprey]

[smoky matrix]

they say sleeping is the best cure, and yet I am still sick. Curious

[hard spindle]

how u 25 and still bitchless

[vital roost]

:((

[red cloak]

I did a rapid test and it was negative so maybe not covid

[hard spindle]

who has covid share some more with me

[smoky matrix]

rando I am so skinny ong you could probably snap me in half

[sick raven]

respectfully

[earnest aurora]

Hope u get better and a free frosty hug :D

[vital roost]

rando you are probably fatter than me

[hard spindle]

im not gay srry man

[red cloak]

[sick wyvern]

Most people probably are tho

[hard spindle]

nawh man I have lost big rando muscles in the last 2 years

Cant even see my abs no more 😭

[vital roost]

what happened to them

[earnest aurora]

:D

[vital roost]

just not work them anymore?

[hard spindle]

I stopped working out lmao

[sick raven]

built like a french fry

[vital roost]

ah fair enough

[smoky matrix]

maybe if you get glasses you'll be able to see them

[hard spindle]

gyms close I am lasy man. silly autistic brain cant do thing unless it is 24/7

[vital roost]

:((

the closest gym to me is like 15 min and that’s too far of a drive to commit

[hard spindle]

maybe if u got some bitches you would be able to see a brighter future

[red cloak]

[vital roost]

[hard spindle]

same lol. ones about 15 mins ones about 30

[earnest aurora]

O-O

[hard spindle]

15 min one is so dogshit though all my hs teachers went there

[vital roost]

ew lol that’d be so awkward

[hard spindle]

literally turn up workin out and the maths squard rolls up

[smoky matrix]

will get back to you on that one

[hard spindle]

nawh all my teachers liked me...mostly they just always tried to talk and shi

[vital roost]

yeah i’d be annoyed abt it

[earnest aurora]

Some wizard turn me into a splat ball

[sick raven]

rando

[vital roost]

i’d just want to turn on music and not be bothered

[hard spindle]

literally this

[sick raven]

be proud

[hard spindle]

they offer everyone a place tbf. idk anyone that got rejected

[hard spindle]

honestly if u get rejected from runshaw reconsider shi 😭

[earnest aurora]

Dont worry be happy :D

[sick raven]

i got an apprenticeship at preston as a backup

[vital roost]

oh no what spunchrob doing with a gun?

[hard spindle]

preston 😭

[red cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bob-spongebob-spunch-bop-gif-20201215

[earnest aurora]

I sold him the gun

[vital roost]

why

[vital roost]

[sick raven]

fight me irl :(

[earnest aurora]

Bcs he was mad at mr crabs

[smoky matrix]

when is the rando vs <3 fight video

[red cloak]

ahhhh help wtf

[sick wyvern]

Must be in tx, everyone is allowed a gun

[hard spindle]

I would fold u white boy

[sick raven]

had an interview with some hench guy

[vital roost]

wyd

[hard spindle]

i seen that man I would bench him

[sick raven]

your a twig

[red cloak]

detiny

[sick raven]

wrong

[vital roost]

what in

[sick raven]

run my 1s

[hard spindle]

LMAO. bro u skinny ass white boy shut yo mouth

[red cloak]

idk :(

[vital roost]

:(

[red cloak]

compulsion to open

[hard spindle]

when is me v u fight coward?

[cold nebula]

I feel so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF2PrtDjR50

[sick wyvern]

It’s too cold to do anything, even density

[smoky matrix]

never ( I will lose )

[sick raven]

your still a twig

[vital roost]

i wanna fight someone i feel violent

[sick raven]

and i don’t even know your ethnicity

[red cloak]

i might farm some spoils

[earnest aurora]

Ok lets fight

[sick raven]

💔

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[sick wyvern]

Can fite me

[vital roost]

no i can’t fight the snow

[sick raven]

double barrel vs fists

[signal seal]

*they're

[sick wyvern]

You’re guaranteed to win

[cold nebula]

Arm Wrestle me

[sick raven]

me too

[void slate]

Another femboy gif

[vital roost]

OMG 🅱️ING

[hard spindle]

💤

[signal seal]

hi Ash

[red cloak]

bingbingbingbing

[sick raven]

i don’t see you denying it

[void slate]

🅱️shyoo

[vital roost]

hiya how are you bing

[hard spindle]

crazy

[sick raven]

W

[vital roost]

bless u

[earnest aurora]

Hold up imma turn myself human

[hard spindle]

I have several times u are just to stuborn

[void slate]

🅱️andolando

[signal seal]

I'm ok how are you

[sick raven]

no

rando send a shirtless pic no homo to prove

[void slate]

🅱️addince

[vital roost]

i am also okay

[sick raven]

no homo of course though

[hard spindle]

that is v weird

[void slate]

How are you no homo

[hard spindle]

bro u are like 15 no thx

[signal seal]

we were supposed to get snow but we got no snow yet kinda sad 😦

[vital roost]

:((

[sick raven]

don’t make it gay it doesn’t have to be 💔

[hard spindle]

there is not even rando hand pics out there

[void slate]

Cocaine?

[sick wyvern]

Ash fighting becomes Bash yoo

[sick raven]

your like 1 year older

[hard spindle]

that is so fucking gay shut up

[vital roost]

i think we got a ton of snow but im not out of bed to check

[signal seal]

[hard spindle]

2 dipshit

[sick raven]

or smth idk

shut up :(

[void slate]

Rando said bad word

[hard spindle]

child

[hard spindle]

im srry peter

[red cloak]

all my snow is gone

[sick raven]

rando is a real driller around these parts

[vital roost]

:(

[errant edge]

Your pfp is the pinnacle of Trap

[void slate]

I'm gonna spank Randolando now

[queen osprey]

spank the child

[sick raven]

he runs my town that isnt even my town but close 😭

[cold nebula]

Exposed 2022

[sick raven]

he’s underage

[sick wyvern]

No shit

[earnest aurora]

Hmm if all the snow is gone am i gonna be gone in 2 days

[sick wyvern]

Bye

[cold nebula]

In Soviet Countries we call that education

[sick raven]

are you a snowman irl

[earnest aurora]

Yes

[void slate]

He's in a 18 plus chat

[hard spindle]

pedo pat

[sharp sage]

Sorry for your lose

[barren dagger]

🤨

[void slate]

Pat the pat

[vital roost]

omg waubs is here too

[sick raven]

so you deal crack irl

[hard spindle]

U can spank me anyday

[sharp sage]

Ur literally 18

[void slate]

Spanking is tight

[earnest aurora]

No

[queen osprey]

rando is coping

[sick raven]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-life-discordian-gif-24352768

[hard spindle]

👉 😄 👈

[void slate]

Randolando is the greatest achievement since nuclear warheads

[smoky matrix]

true and real

[sick raven]

-1

[hard spindle]

gay

[cold nebula]

scratch love, the rest is true

[hard spindle]

thank you peter ily2

[void slate]

He wasn't born yet?

[hard spindle]

im 18

[signal iris]

this new pokemon game is cool

[void slate]

18 months

[sick raven]

when did you turn 18

[hard spindle]

last year lmao

[sick raven]

i’m clapped

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

is this that legends of arceus game that everyone is raving abt

[void slate]

I was 18 months old in 1993

[sick raven]

rando do you work at a corner shop

this is a very important question

[vital roost]

i now know your approximate birthday

[hard spindle]

no why?

[void slate]

He works at your local drug store

[sick raven]

damn ur not bossman anymore 💔

[earnest aurora]

I hve 31 bucks and thinking about buying gta

[sharp sage]

Are you in college or high school

[barren dagger]

[queen osprey]

the

[sick raven]

he finishes college this year

[queen osprey]

school system in england

is dumb as fuck

[signal iris]

yeah, got my first shiny

[queen osprey]

hes in year 12

which is high school

but they call it college

[mild crystal]

attention all, load up your league of legends now, and join my game, or i will get angry

[sick raven]

13

[queen osprey]

which then goes into university

[hard spindle]

I never was my family are upgraded bossmen. instead of one burger shop or coner shop it is asain superstore and chains

[vital roost]

british not be dumb as fuck challenge

[mild crystal]

[red cloak]

(impossible)

[vital roost]

(impossible)

[hard spindle]

uk college =/= american college

[earnest aurora]

I dont hve that game

[placid skiff]

[queen osprey]

(impossible)

[sick raven]

it’s optional lol

[mild crystal]

true im so dumb

[queen osprey]

yeah no shit university is optional

the fuck

[signal seal]

So much British hate 😄

[vital roost]

lol

[hard spindle]

ik Americans arent talking 💀

[sick raven]

💔

[vital roost]

as it should be

[mild crystal]

anglophobia

[sick raven]

rando is an arab prince he doesn’t need college

[earnest aurora]

What u mean by that

[sick raven]

uni*

imma go kms i can’t speak

[hard spindle]

ik readings hard but try again

[hard spindle]

good

[vital roost]

phobia means scared. i’m not scared of british people !

[void slate]

I love British

[hard spindle]

if the british didnt exist my home would still be whole 😭

[mild crystal]

Better be.

[sick raven]

someone give me EU role instead of na

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

British gave us a universal global language

[cold nebula]

Do not confuse Phobia with Loathing

[vital roost]

you do not scare me in the slightest

[hard spindle]

shut up twink

[barren dagger]

yay

[mild crystal]

why? i'm very intimidating

[void slate]

I am scared of sneezes

[sick raven]

rare

[signal seal]

@signal iris

[earnest aurora]

Imma go get ramen yall want any

[hard spindle]

no one is scared of british zzz

[void slate]

Imagine you sneezed and huge snot got stuck on your shirt

[vital roost]

yes pls

[void slate]

Men of Ra, Ramen

[sick raven]

they should be when absolute units like you are walking the streets

[vital roost]

britain is literally the least threatening country 😔

[signal seal]

My favorite

[void slate]

No, New Zealand is

[barren dagger]

im threatening idk what you mean

[vital roost]

new zealand is a close second

[sick raven]

true

[barren dagger]

sweden?!

[void slate]

Britain is a stabbing capital

[sick raven]

your last word is scary

[vital roost]

sweden is top 10

[sick raven]

got me crying n shit

[void slate]

scary

[barren dagger]

true

[earnest aurora]

Ok i got 10949 bowls of ramen

[void slate]

Stockholm is rape capital

[hard spindle]

im not British

[earnest aurora]

For every single 1 of yall

[hard spindle]

america?

[barren dagger]

you're now, you dont have a choice

[sick raven]

i meant in britain

[void slate]

Mayo can we get your famous hammer emoji @pure vale

[pure vale]

[void slate]

Rando is Ukrainian

[hard spindle]

fuck off you already abducted me once

[signal seal]

dang nice charizard

[sick raven]

duk i lost the clip of me trickshotting you i’m crying

[hard spindle]

no they are to racist there 😭

[void slate]

Ty 🫂

[barren dagger]

only reason the us is partially threatening is from spending 97% of their taxes on military

[pure vale]

Garachomp is perfect IV

[sick raven]

discord account got deleted and i lost the gif

[void slate]

Is this a euphemism

[hard spindle]

no politic bonk

[barren dagger]

idk what you mean that never happened

[earnest aurora]

Yall might call me a bitch for this but i am scared of ww3

[vital roost]

based

[barren dagger]

lego money

[sick raven]

💔💔

[barren dagger]

give id of it

[hard spindle]

you have the physique of a twig

[sick raven]

they full deleted that shit

[barren dagger]

i can try search but idk if it works

[signal seal]

i have a perfect IV 2500 CP blastoise really good for PVP

[hard spindle]

who?

[barren dagger]

my 2015 discord acc got deleted

[red cloak]

i have seasonal physique

[signal seal]

and a perfect IV cloyster 😄

[sick raven]

me

[real dirge]

Name

[barren dagger]

I posted funny meme in wrong server and got mass reported

[pure vale]

they call me Cynthia cuz my Garachomp got da perfect IV

[hard spindle]

proof? there is none bc your a twig zzz

[void slate]

🎶 Under the city, there's a heart made of brown but humans will give no love. 🎶

[pure vale]

https://tenor.com/view/garchomp-pokemon-cynthia-gif-23418408

[void slate]

Majonez

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

mommy? sorry mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry

[sick wyvern]

Well need proof they are a twig

[hard spindle]

....

[void slate]

.....

[earnest aurora]

I want it that way tell me why

[signal iris]

@vital roost jokes aside, it's actually scary

[pure vale]

i remember Cynthia curb stomping me the first time i battled her when i was a child

was not pretty

[red cloak]

i apologize chat

[hard spindle]

wtf

[exotic leaf]

cringe

[hard spindle]

pls no gay chat.

[vital roost]

yeah this is the one you sent last night spooky

[barren dagger]

[signal iris]

:( give me tips instead

[earnest aurora]

Guy wut should i buy with 31 bucks

[hard spindle]

a mask to cover yo ugly ass face

[barren dagger]

ironic

[sick wyvern]

Let’s be gay and feminine together

[earnest aurora]

Noted

[hard spindle]

generic british white boy zzzz

[signal seal]

@pure vale you pvp?

[sick raven]

game?

[barren dagger]

would say something, but im not allowed

[signal seal]

you can say anything once

[pure vale]

not really tbh

[sick raven]

if we said generic black boy we would get banned 💔

[void slate]

Dance with me

[sick raven]

pray for us white boys

[hard spindle]

why are you like this

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

Proud Boys

[barren dagger]

like what

[hard spindle]

a child

[barren dagger]

im older than you, ill literally adopt you

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-mets-anthony-recker-i-dont-know-what-girls-is-girls-mlb-gif-22884894

[hard spindle]

by like a few months zzz

[barren dagger]

still older zzz

[hard spindle]

im younger. whats your excuse for being immature ?

[queen osprey]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i cant believe what im fken reading

[mild crystal]

wtf im fully vaxxed up now

[barren dagger]

i know im immature, cope harder kiddo

[queen osprey]

[mild crystal]

yes ash?

[vital roost]

not u

[mild crystal]

[queen osprey]

thats hot bing

[mild crystal]

one day

[barren dagger]

if you didnt steal one of these in your life, you haven't lived

wrong reply

too tuff

[hard spindle]

at least were not dropouts zzzz

[vital roost]

who is freddo

[mild crystal]

yoo i stole some of those (from large corporations [not small local businesses])

[queen osprey]

not yet*

[barren dagger]

i stole one from my local corner shop

[hard spindle]

dropped out. washed out.

[sharp sage]

I'm younger than you it doesn't mean shit

[mild crystal]

evil

[vital roost]

based waub

[barren dagger]

the fucker who made his chocolate bars go from 20p up to like 35p stingy fuck

[hard spindle]

you play gambit and enjoy it. you might aswell be a featus shut it

[barren dagger]

10p to fuckin 35

scam

[hard spindle]

I never bought a freddo after the raise

[vital roost]

why does it cost you pee to buy things

[sick wyvern]

I remember when I was a kid I got busted taking a tiny champagne bottle shaped bubble blower from some department store when my mom was clothe shopping.

[hard spindle]

ash no one likes u get lost

[barren dagger]

pence

[vital roost]

too real

[mild crystal]

the british are fcked up thats why

[vital roost]

vice president in 2016

[barren dagger]

who

[vital roost]

No.

[barren dagger]

[hard spindle]

if the british perished the world would be better

[vital roost]

too real

[sick wyvern]

Mr. “I need to ask mother”

[mild crystal]

except me

[barren dagger]

if you perished it would be even better rando

[mild crystal]

bc im based and epic

[barren dagger]

let me live im so funny and quirky and british

[smoky matrix]

ReverIE

[vital roost]

can’t risk spreading the british disease so no

[barren dagger]

ayo i have that

[signal seal]

ginga-vitis?

[sick wyvern]

Bri’ish

[mild crystal]

its ok im never gonna pass on the british genes

[vital roost]

that’s yes one of them

[vital roost]

woah i never said genes

[barren dagger]

i hope you get cheese touch ash

[mild crystal]

lemU

[smoky matrix]

hi :D

[mild crystal]

bruh it is not air transmissible 😔

[barren dagger]

discrimination

I will not stand

[vital roost]

😔 we can’t take the chance

[sick raven]

fredos are a measure of inflation

[vital roost]

mmmmc hessee

[sick raven]

and that’s the truth

[barren dagger]

i dont wanna believe it though :(

let them be 10p again

[vital roost]

why does british currency weigh so much

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-doin-dog-cute-memes-gif-21800417

[vital roost]

hard vibing

[mild crystal]

hello owo

[barren dagger]

why is your metric system so shit 🤬

[mild crystal]

is today a chips, rice or pasta day

[barren dagger]

have a chip butty

[red cloak]

pasta

[mild crystal]

chip butty it is

although i dont have any bread except from sliced crap

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

eat something other than pasta smh

[barren dagger]

whats sliced crap

[mild crystal]

wtf else u want me to eat ??

[vital roost]

literally anything else

[mild crystal]

???

[barren dagger]

order something from the fish shop

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

no local one is piss

[barren dagger]

damn 😔

i have 1 chinese, indian, 2 fish shops and a pizza place near me

[earnest aurora]

Fuck it im tired of being snow

[barren dagger]

you're literally a snowman

[vital roost]

rip off this mortal flesh of yours

[mild crystal]

ye same rougly

theyre all kinda mid tho

except indian, thats nice, but expensive

[sick raven]

north england moment 🤝

[barren dagger]

have you tried the donnermeat from there?

[barren dagger]

north gang

[earnest aurora]

Im just frosty the snowman

[sick raven]

donner kebab with garlic mayo is banging

[vital roost]

there’s no way this is a real thing right

[barren dagger]

its real

[vital roost]

god british people need eviscerated

[queen osprey]

WHERES THE MEMEM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791246666384015391/937489686706917406/Screenshot_20220130-182858_Instagram.jpg?width=437&height=535

[sick wyvern]

why

[earnest aurora]

-melts- waht the fawk is that

[signal seal]

These poor ppl getting wrecked

[amber wigeon]

samwich

[queen osprey]

hello wizard

are you looking forward to the 2.5 special thing

[earnest aurora]

So that's were my samwich went

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/british-chewsday-beans-beans-on-toast-innit-gif-21451189

[vital roost]

is that gravy

[red cloak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886455860941975572/932786673157275658/spinning.gif

[mild crystal]

no its bbq sauce

[sick raven]

cons: stops you from grinding and getting money

[vital roost]

no i’m over the beans on toast

[sick raven]

👺

[barren dagger]

reasonable

[signal iris]

what the fuck?

[vital roost]

who puts bbq sauce in gravy boats

[barren dagger]

[sick raven]

it’s genuinely good shut up 💔

[queen osprey]

bri'ish

[mild crystal]

no one, theyre gravy lol

[barren dagger]

lmao

[mild crystal]

obviously

[barren dagger]

na intelligence

[mild crystal]

actual american moment right here

[vital roost]

it’s british cuisine how the hell am i supposed to know

[barren dagger]

[queen osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791246666384015391/937489686706917406/Screenshot_20220130-182858_Instagram.jpg?width=437&height=535

[mild crystal]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inference

[vital roost]

i asked if it was gravy mf

[barren dagger]

Im ballin rn

[mild crystal]

i dont like ur attitude rn calm down bud

[barren dagger]

getting feisty

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

after i’ve seen this of course i’m angry

[red cloak]

ahhhh wtf

[barren dagger]

its actually heat

[mild crystal]

chip butty very good

[vital roost]

bri*ish moment

[red cloak]

burn the whole country wtf

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-smallest-violin-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-10796371

[earnest aurora]

And if i dont (jk)

[red cloak]

thats barely even a food

[queen osprey]

when british people thought voting out of brexit would give them newspaper wrapped fish and chips

[hardy mesa]

care for some spotted dick?

[barren dagger]

ill have some spotted dick

[queen osprey]

some eel pie

[barren dagger]

do any na people know what toad in the hole is

[signal seal]

yes

toast with a hole in the center with an egg in it

it's delicious

[hardy mesa]

alright

[barren dagger]

an EGG??

[hardy mesa]

what the fuck

[queen osprey]

we're entering

[barren dagger]

what in the fuck, you dont put egg in toad in the hole

[queen osprey]

dangerous territory here

[signal seal]

what do you put there beans?

[queen osprey]

time for me to leave

[signal seal]

NO YOU COOK AN EGG IN THE CENTER YOU TROGLODYTE

[barren dagger]

no YOU FUCKIN DONT YOU TRAMP

[hardy mesa]

care to explain the naming convention of some of these foods @queen osprey

[queen osprey]

im not a brit

[queen osprey]

i am a straya

[sick raven]

your weird

[hardy mesa]

unfortunate

[barren dagger]

@signal seal EXPLAIN WHERE THE EGG GOES

[queen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HveQLrpq2kE

[sick raven]

what a fucking wrongen

[barren dagger]

bing is actually wet

[vital roost]

british people speaking up

[earnest aurora]

Im bored imma play titanfall 2

[sick raven]

OMG

[vital roost]

@signal seal american cuisine is just better

[barren dagger]

that is horrid

[mild crystal]

come leeds then <3

[vital roost]

those are two foods that actually go together not fries and bread 💀

[signal seal]

there's a reason British people have #1 literally nothing

[queen osprey]

HUNT HIM DOWN

[hardy mesa]

Australians really eating hive larvae

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

so real

[queen osprey]

witchity grubs

[mild crystal]

on ur way ye?

[barren dagger]

[queen osprey]

full of protein

[barren dagger]

yer

[mild crystal]

looks disgusting

[hardy mesa]

disgusting

[queen osprey]

open your mind

[queen osprey]

to new ideas david

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747908950904537138/799455161143656529/image0-34.gif

[vital roost]

you gotta eat some kind of bug in your life time, you can buy bags of them that are made specifically for eating

[sick wyvern]

no

[vital roost]

i wouldn’t eat it every day tho

[hardy mesa]

no thanks, i'd rather not be like that chick in that kojima game trailer who ate bugs for an uncomfortable amount of time

[vital roost]

or probably every again tbh

[barren dagger]

i am fine

[sick wyvern]

well technically everyone does

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IabCk5uTCEU

[exotic leaf]

the worms are under my skin again

[hardy mesa]

pat be like

[queen osprey]

according to @high wasp bugs are the future

[barren dagger]

i will not intentionally eat a bug

[sick wyvern]

theres probably bits of bug in everything

[vital roost]

u eat this and this is worse

[barren dagger]

if I had that infront of me, it'd be gone in 5 minutes

[exotic leaf]

i love bugs

[signal seal]

wtf is that

[queen osprey]

🤮

[hardy mesa]

no one fucking eats that

[barren dagger]

its a chip butty

[vital roost]

british cuisine at its finest

[mild crystal]

literally jsut gonna make that rn and send a picture of it just to trigger u

[signal seal]

nasty nasty nasty

[exotic leaf]

i bet british people love this

[barren dagger]

please do

[hardy mesa]

quite a culinary delight wouldnt say ol chap

[barren dagger]

I do

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

the same people who brought you tea have desecrated the potato and sandwhich at the same time

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

classic

[barren dagger]

we blessed it

[signal seal]

blessed it to the 7th circle of hell

[hardy mesa]

toast sandwhich

[exotic leaf]

[queen osprey]

skill issue is a little deluded

[barren dagger]

ironic

[signal seal]

skill issue bleeding british blood rn

[barren dagger]

I have a good one

[vital roost]

[barren dagger]

@mild crystal do you think they'll like scotch eggs

[exotic leaf]

scotch eggs are odd

never had one though

[vital roost]

all british food is

[hardy mesa]

british people have the weirdest food, one is named after a slang term for penis, another is a homophobic slur

[signal seal]

Do you like Balut eggs?

[exotic leaf]

who tf thinks MMMM JELLIED EELS

[hardy mesa]

british people

[barren dagger]

bing wanna share a scotch egg with me?

I have a few in my fridge

[exotic leaf]

the joke

[vital roost]

i’ve heard it’s good but i don’t know if i could ever eat

[signal seal]

literally better than any british food

[hardy mesa]

are all people like boris johnson

[red cloak]

bing thats a rock

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

have you had them?

well i assume so

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/does-brexit-make-your-passport-expire-does-brexit-maky-my-passport-expire-boris-boris-johnson-bloo-gif-23313759

[vital roost]

are they good

[hardy mesa]

bloo passport

[barren dagger]

[signal seal]

yeah my ex and i tried them in Phillipines and then I ate one again in Cambodia when a bartender dared me

we both ate one

[vital roost]

you like it?

[mild crystal]

gimme scotch eggs

[signal seal]

oh FUCK NO but it's better than british food

[barren dagger]

we could share one

[vital roost]

LOL

i think i’d be keen to try everything at least once

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRar12QZOsQ

[sick wyvern]

well youre pretty much eating a chicken anyways

[signal seal]

it's literally eating a fucking bird

[vital roost]

baby bird consumed, power gained

[barren dagger]

thats so fuckin rank bing

[signal seal]

yeah what isn't included in the picture is the smell

[signal seal]

not as rank as your godamn sandwhich

[barren dagger]

and thats heat

try it

[signal seal]

this cheeseburger i had in Bohol was better than that british shit

[queen osprey]

this is

british food

[vital roost]

what is that

[queen osprey]

eel jelly

[signal seal]

jesus christ delete that pat

[vital roost]

LOL NO WAY

[queen osprey]

yes way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellied_eels

[hardy mesa]

boris johnson type beat

[barren dagger]

18th century

[signal seal]

British People: I'm going to feed a lamb a bunch of rice, then beat it to death with a baseball bat and eat the rice

[void slate]

Girls I have a confession to make

[signal seal]

absolutely vile

[vital roost]

what’s up peter

[void slate]

I love ||your mom||

[vital roost]

aww

[void slate]

we're going to marry

[vital roost]

will u be my step dad

[void slate]

I will be your step dad yes

but I will die after falling from step-ladder

[smoky matrix]

these are good emotes I might just have to steal them

[void slate]

because step-ladder wasn't my real ladder

[vital roost]

no :((

[exotic leaf]

get away from me

[void slate]

Lewshifer 😦

we will never get away from you

[hardy mesa]

is this an accurate portrayal

[vital roost]

yes

[hardy mesa]

ok

[void slate]

where did you get that picture od me

[exotic leaf]

if you like jellied eels stay away

[void slate]

finally a Lewshifer repellent

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

[desert pilot]

[red cloak]

[vital roost]

there is so much snow

[void slate]

🅱️otassium 🤧

[red cloak]

pls give me some

[desert pilot]

you too lol

[vital roost]

we’re in the middle of a giant winter storm

[desert pilot]

good luck

ours just ended

[mild crystal]

what the fuck

[vital roost]

nice

[red cloak]

its just raining out why couldnt it be 10 degrees colder

[signal seal]

it's a cooked fertilized egg, you eat them in East Asia

[vital roost]

sleet

[red cloak]

im genuinely sad i want snow

[hardy mesa]

no you dont

[mild crystal]

god and people think british food is bad

[vital roost]

i don’t think that

[red cloak]

yes i do i love snow

[vital roost]

i know that 💀

[red cloak]

cozy

[desert pilot]

until you have to shovel it for hours to leave your own house in the morning

[red cloak]

been there done that

still love snow

[vital roost]

every culture has its weird food, you can’t judge their entire food off that one food, but british is just one after another bad

[desert pilot]

i do too

[void slate]

I love world of warcraft logo makes me feel nostalgic

[desert pilot]

every nice thing has its downsides

[red cloak]

chat what color thigh highs are u thinking for today

[signal seal]

meanwhile in America we eat real food

[void slate]

mmm pizza

[desert pilot]

are those fucking pickles on a pizza

[vital roost]

lol

[void slate]

those look like regular cabbages to me

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-pulp-fiction-beverage-drink-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17825290

[red cloak]

options are pink black and blue

[vital roost]

pickled pizza dates back to the 17th century bro

[desert pilot]

what kinda mutant cabbages do you have in poland

[void slate]

sorry I meant cucumber

[vital roost]

pickles are just vinegar cucumbers

[desert pilot]

you are correct!

10 points

[sick wyvern]

pink

[red cloak]

oki

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-anime-gif-13872321

[mild crystal]

@vital roost

goes so hard

[sick wyvern]

can i see?

[vital roost]

@red cloak fucking snowy

[red cloak]

snow

[sick wyvern]

go roll around in it

[vital roost]

we’re supposed to get an inch an hour for the next 5 hours

[red cloak]

i want snow so bad :(

[cold nebula]

Seems like we all experience snow

[signal seal]

[cold nebula]

Unfunny for driving

[sick wyvern]

if we get snow then wed probably lose power

[vital roost]

or really really funny depending on who you ask

[sick wyvern]

last time we got snow, it was frozen hell

[hardy mesa]

god sony's fucking huge

[sick wyvern]

literally everything went to shit

[cold nebula]

I can't of hold on for now https://bidfax.info/uploads/posts/2018-12/18/mitsubishi-lancer-gt-2016-ja32u8fw1gu004504-img1.jpg

[vital roost]

wha

[cold nebula]

But pff I don't know here the roards are bad

[vital roost]

stay safe driving

[cold nebula]

and driving can gett you killed in winter espeically when the road is iced

[exotic leaf]

in what situation would a car accident ever be funny lol

[vital roost]

i crashed my car into a pole like 2 years ago

that was scary as fuck

[cold nebula]

Ouch, But I guess no one was hurt, except for the pole and the car

[void slate]

are those hands or ears? i'm confused

[exotic leaf]

THEY ARE EARS PETER

[vital roost]

pole came out unscathed, car didn't

[void slate]

I love being yelled at

[vital roost]

shattered my window and fucked up my door

[red cloak]

[vital roost]

[exotic leaf]

[cold nebula]

I know how it feels, a 80 year old guy crashed into me on the highway. He was driving a Honda Jeep, he had sight problems and then I saw he is also disabled because of the pair of crutches on his side

[signal seal]

clowns crashing into a paint truck?

[exotic leaf]

only if it’s a funny clown horn

[vital roost]

oh jeez, did anyone get hurt?

[signal seal]

a-rooo-ga

[cold nebula]

Hopefully, no one get hurt, but It was me a friend and two girlfriends and it was scary. Also he blamed me, despite he hit me from the back at 100+ kilometers per hour

His insurance covered my damages, but... it was unplesant

[vital roost]

:((

[cold nebula]

Ever since that repair there is water flooding the trunk. Damn that old man ruined my Mitsubishi Lancer

[smoky matrix]

@golden mica I am malding my second guess was so close

[vital roost]

damn that sucks, the door replacement i got didn't fit correctly so it was really off

it was like just right to fit, but not right enough to work correctly

[cold nebula]

It was all over the road, that bad it was

They had to repalce new lid and whole rear armor

[vital roost]

:((

[cold nebula]

So there is a "glitch" somewhere inside that I try to figure out and probably repair my self, cause Ivisit that repair shop 2 times already

[vital roost]

like in the computer system?

chat mods are offline quick post illegal frog gifs

[mild crystal]

🟩 wordle 420 4/6 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟨 🟩 🟨 🟨

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-loop-frog-loop-viynl-frog-viynl-gif-18152140

[void slate]

🐸

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

[cold nebula]

Dragon Age 3 or stacking bounties?

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-theen-chanter-monty-python-gif-9252715

[smoky matrix]

Based Monty python

[vital roost]

love monty python

[cold nebula]

Knights who say Ni

[smoky matrix]

( they need a shrubbery )

[cold nebula]

❤️

[vital roost]

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/knights-run-runaway-gif-8586280

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-bunny-come-here-gif-12275682

[vital roost]

byunm,y

[cold nebula]

Me when I see x750 flawless guys

[void slate]

Tim Cook ❤️

[signal iris]

it's nyx

[vital roost]

can i pet him

[signal iris]

you can ask him in beemotes

[hardy mesa]

so is the semicondoctor shortage an actual shortage or what?

are they like running low on materials to make them?

[void slate]

wtf

[sharp sage]

🍣

[hardy mesa]

ruined

[void slate]

🥺 Do you have phone on your games

[sharp sage]

I have games on my phone

[void slate]

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-king-didnt-vote-gif-8051023

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cm-punk-im-back-gif-22780933

[void slate]

I'm front

[cold nebula]

Hello Front

[bronze plume]

Sody#5645 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[soft adder]

Can’t post wordle I guess

[void slate]

screenshoot it

or become a mod

[soft adder]

I don’t have image perms

[void slate]

sadness

well you can split it into several messages I guess

[soft adder]

Now I can’t post my first ever wordle

[void slate]

post each line separately and hope no one interjects

[soft adder]

I’ll do just do G for green g for grey and Y for yellow ez

Ggggg

GgggG

GgggG

Ggggg

GgGgG

GGGGG

6/6 wordle

Lookie there

[lament egret]

hi chat

[vital roost]

hello oomfie

[lament egret]

hey

[lament egret]

it do be one of those days

[vital roost]

it do be :(

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix when areu gonna stream yuri visual novel

[lament egret]

the what.

[mild crystal]

hi koee

[lament egret]

heyhey

[mild crystal]

yuri visual novel

[signal seal]

pov: turns out he likes british food

[signal iris]

huh ?

[signal seal]

HE LIKES BRITISH FOOD

he was nice to you and so you liked him but then he likes british food

idk

it's not funny when you explain it

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss

[restive orbit]

[void slate]

I got you some ice cream @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

thats actually pretty good ice cream

i've had it before

[void slate]

I never had bj

i don't think they sell in poland

[restive orbit]

ive only had chocolate chip cookie dough, and i loved it so much

[void slate]

well actually ben jerry is in poland but I never ate it

[restive orbit]

considering ive only had it once i cant say much

[cold nebula]

6969

[void slate]

it's probably in some big city stores that I don't have access to

[restive orbit]

it do be pretty

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-sex-party-nsp-mansion-party-ninja-party-gif-16305766

[restive orbit]

[void slate]

ben and jerry supports gay cows clearly

[restive orbit]

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/go-off-oomfie-oomf-oomfie-smook-smokingissad-gif-21380215

[high wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-genshin-impact-oomfie-oomf-oomfies-gif-21509662

[amber wigeon]

based

[vital roost]

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

how are u doing ducky

[restive orbit]

am good :D hbu?

[vital roost]

i'm okay

u have an alt account?

[restive orbit]

yus

[vital roost]

what's it for

ah fair enough

[restive orbit]

yeah, might play it, probably wont

[vital roost]

fair enough

[restive orbit]

but its there ig

[vital roost]

we will replay all of desitny

[restive orbit]

i played a game of cruci with blue weapons only and my fps was on 4 the whole match so i alt+F4'd

[vital roost]

oh jeez wtf

[restive orbit]

idk why, but i was not happy at all

[vital roost]

is that specific to only that acc?

your settings may be different on that acc compared to the other then

[sick raven]

[restive orbit]

well it happened in the single match and i closed the game so i didnt get to retry in another game

[vital roost]

hmm, may want to check the settings next time

[void slate]

that's short for ben&jerry you uncultured swine

[sick raven]

UID Issue

[restive orbit]

yeah, im pretty sure i changed everything to the same as my main acc but idk

[sick raven]

i know

[restive orbit]

probably the tabbing out in load screens thing unless that is fixed now and im dumb

[red cloak]

That still happens sometimes

Especially if ur in full screen

[restive orbit]

ya, so could have been that ig

[fringe umbra]

deadchat

[vital roost]

hiya cassie

[fringe umbra]

howdy\

[void slate]

you can't post frogs anymore?

[fringe umbra]

no

frogposting is no more

[vital roost]

:((

[void slate]

I dedicate this music to you @fringe umbra https://youtu.be/qYNOAr1VrGo

[fringe umbra]

ayyy

this kinda bops

[vital roost]

shooz who asked

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-han-solo-star-wars-gif-18186650

[vital roost]

:((

it sucks ppl actually think this way

[mild crystal]

very cringe!

[void slate]

I love cringe

[restive orbit]

ashy a comedian

[sick wyvern]

I just don’t really like making eye contact much, just kinda awkward for me

[void slate]

I found my people @exotic leaf

[earnest aurora]

Heh im in danger send help

Im getting jump by ion aka BEAM

[void slate]

I'm still downloading #💬destiny-chat so we maybe play during the weekend

[earnest aurora]

Noted

[exotic leaf]

minions

[void slate]

ewwwwww

I hate minions

[exotic leaf]

[wet quarry]

[void slate]

[wet quarry]

[void slate]

🥛

[sharp vale]

YOUR LIFE IS EVERYTHING

You should treat yourself NOW

Cuz you know what I'm here for, TO WORSHIP YOU

LOVE YOURSELF

I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.

[signal iris]

haven't seen duck dude in a minute

[restive orbit]

me?

[signal iris]

yes

[void slate]

you

[sick wyvern]

hai

[void slate]

hai means yes in japanese

[restive orbit]

agreed

[restive orbit]

i sent a message 7 minutes after your message a bit ago, im assuming you had just went afk then

[void slate]

Et tu, Brutus?

[exotic leaf]

yes

[void slate]

Do you think Rotterdam should dismantle Jeff Bezos?

[sharp vale]

Ily claire

[sharp vale]

Impossible

[signal iris]

afk at work

[void slate]

Rotterdam wants to dismantle Jeff Bezos so he becomes a permanent installation on his new superyacht.

[sharp vale]

Impossible

[void slate]

Possible

[restive orbit]

yeah, thought you may have been

[signal iris]

no thx !

[restive orbit]

[sharp vale]

😞

[restive orbit]

rip yeet

[thin kelp]

[signal iris]

been waiting for a chance ro use that video

[sharp vale]

I'll be nice to you instead then

[sharp vale]

Me and Claire don't even have any legitimate conversations either

[thin kelp]

Android

[sick wyvern]

hows ducky

[sharp vale]

Literally our only interactions are just me trying to make advances

And the one time Claire accepted I backed out LOL

[thin kelp]

Yeetim biggest simp of the era

[lament egret]

truly

[thin kelp]

[restive orbit]

good

[sharp vale]

My man 🤝

[signal iris]

i never accepted, wtf u talking about?

[thin kelp]

it was in his dream

[sharp vale]

Literally when you were like "okay I guess" and then I was like "nope"

[restive orbit]

had the trap set, was just waiting for the prey

[signal iris]

real

[sharp vale]

And then berkut was like "I'll make out with you vigorously."

[lament egret]

classic/

[signal iris]

???

[thin kelp]

https://youtu.be/4DxBkW3r8pA

[sharp vale]

Kiss me when

[thin kelp]

Bro got that REM sleep vivid dreams

In 4K

[sharp vale]

Is it strange that I rarely dream

[signal iris]

you're imagining things bro

[thin kelp]

Cum

[earnest aurora]

Waht the fawk

[sharp vale]

Claire I just want to be nice to you bro

[velvet quest]

Good morning gamers

[signal iris]

hell, i even brushed this off

[sharp vale]

Time to simp after muguumin