💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[cold cipher]

i am permanently scarred

[signal seal]

today's was hard

[bitter heath]

it ends up with some fucked up shit.

[vital roost]

no it wasn’t

[cold cipher]

say less

[vital roost]

i’m sorry bjng

[velvet quest]

Damn arceus got hands

[cold cipher]

ash egoing WORLDE

[vital roost]

actually too real

[velvet quest]

Edging the world?

[signal seal]

i was stuck guessing multiple words, there was no way to extrapolate

[velvet quest]

Leave dio’s stand alone

[cold cipher]

ez

[sick wyvern]

Ash showing off their big brain

[vital roost]

guess a word you know is wrong but has multiple letters you haven’t guessed yet

[smoky matrix]

new koe pfp as well omg

also Hihi luna

[vital roost]

oh ares is still doing yesterday’s word

[somber anvil]

Hi hi

[cold cipher]

i beg ur pardon

[vital roost]

ARES YOURE DOING SO GOOD

[cold cipher]

bruh

[signal iris]

so like, when can i evolve you so you can go away?

[signal seal]

i'm not cheating

[vital roost]

CHEATING

[signal seal]

it's not just putting words in to deduce

[vital roost]

what yes it is

[cold cipher]

fuck this game

[signal seal]

it's guessing based on probability

[vital roost]

that’s like the whole point of the game

[signal seal]

you can just cheat then

i'll come up with 5 words guaranteed to solve

[sharp vale]

OKAY GUYS GN

[signal seal]

then you just use a cipher

[vital roost]

a mimir

[bitter heath]

level 40 I'm pretty sure

[signal seal]

i'm not playing wordle to use a cipher

[vital roost]

bing i think you’re taking this too far

[signal seal]

SPOILER

[vital roost]

IM SO PROUD OF U

[smoky matrix]

night night

[signal seal]

that's everyones wordle ares

[vital roost]

that was yesterday’s word btw

[cold cipher]

oh ok

[thin kelp]

oh yall doing wordle? lemme try

[signal seal]

it's just how i like to play

i know i can just cipher the answer

[sharp vale]

Also WORDLE fucking easy

[vital roost]

did you guess ||sharp shark and share|| because i guessed the last one before i got the word SPOILERS FOR 2/2 WORDLE

[sharp vale]

100% win rate

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

I GUESSED THE FIRST AND LAST ONE

[vital roost]

postie cracked

[cold cipher]

how.

[thin kelp]

that O saved me

[signal iris]

alpha sleepy boi

[smoky matrix]

I lost my 228 score coping

[sharp vale]

Not s***k though

[cold cipher]

man post fiuck u

[thin kelp]

skill issue

[cold cipher]

people who are good at wordle are red flags

[thin kelp]

mald armor

[vital roost]

are you saying i'm a red flag

[signal seal]

||Share, Sharp, Shark, in that order. Shard was in my gut though||

[smoky matrix]

how did this start

[signal seal]

i had equal probability guessing the right answer but i chose the most common words

[signal iris]

chat, do i attempt?

[bitter heath]

do it

[thin kelp]

👉 el no sabe

[bitter heath]

hit a backshot

[smoky matrix]

:(

[vital roost]

OCE

[thin kelp]

OCE

[sharp vale]

OCE

[vital roost]

Mald armor

[thin kelp]

Mald armor

[sharp vale]

Literally everyone in this chat knows how to play this game except Ares

[void slate]

OCE

[sharp vale]

Actually embarrassing

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-garfield-when-the-cringe-gif-21404293

[vital roost]

so true, also when are you sleep

[vital roost]

hello.

[sharp vale]

Girl hmu I'm trying to finish this conversation before I go

[onyx schooner]

hi?

[smoky matrix]

is he ok

[vital roost]

nene i straightened my hair and it's soft again

[sharp vale]

Hi NoNo

[sharp vale]

Show us, coward

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-drinking-water-splash-gif-23271391

[vital roost]

i'm in my room again

[sharp vale]

No I'm not, show us the THIGH HIGHS

[vital roost]

i fuckin love this gif so much

[smoky matrix]

I mean if you want

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

[sick wyvern]

Both hilarious but so mean

[sharp vale]

No balls

I am going 11/10 today

[velvet quest]

Damn arceus has MAJOR hands

[sharp vale]

Fuck it. I'M cranking it TO TWELVE

[vital roost]

what happens that high

[sharp vale]

All of you are getting hugged tonight, fuck you

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

NON PLATONICALLY

[vital roost]

NO

[sharp vale]

FULL HOMO

[velvet quest]

Ew

[grizzled ether]

I Got a Shiny Togepi and Shiny Riolu within 30 minute, was mostly EXP farming Alpha Blissey with my Lv. 90 Close Combat Sneasler. This was a slight detour.

[signal iris]

[bitter heath]

told you

[hollow marten]

real

[signal iris]

it is now my highest level pokemon

[signal iris]

it took me two backshots

[sharp vale]

LEMUR IS FUCKING TALL YOOO

YOOOOO

[vital roost]

it's fumcnkingnn cold,,.,.

[vital roost]

you're just short bro

[sharp vale]

HE'S LITERALLY 7 INCHES TALLER THAN ME

He's AN ENTIRE DICK TALLER THAN ME YO

[mild crystal]

Hm tall

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[vital roost]

i don't remember how much taller than me he was

[sharp vale]

ME AND LEMUR GOING OUT

WE'RE GONNA GET ALL THE BITCHES

[vital roost]

he's like 3 inches taller than me

[velvet quest]

[bitter heath]

damn, how short is yeetim then?

[sharp vale]

5"5

[vital roost]

like 4'8

[bitter heath]

is yeetim danny devito size

[sharp vale]

I'm 5"5 bro

[grizzled ether]

Alpha Shiny Golem I got the other day.

[velvet quest]

Ain’t no way

[vital roost]

you're 3 inches shorter than me

[velvet quest]

Who

[vital roost]

yeet

[cold cipher]

imagine not being 9' 4" like me

[bitter heath]

I'm a tiny bit taller than 6 foot

[velvet quest]

Ok shrimp dick

[sharp vale]

More like 4"9

[vital roost]

your height is so hot omg

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/short-fight-tall-gif-21229601

[thin kelp]

peregrine falcons are the fastest animal alive, with a top speed of 240mph when diving. However, this shit excuse does not accelerate when diving, but maintains a constant velocity. what the fuck

[vital roost]

me vs ares

[sharp vale]

Hehehehehe

[cold cipher]

pov: me vs yeetim

[sharp vale]

Real

[vital roost]

everyone vs ares

[cold cipher]

you are so hot

[vital roost]

omg

[sharp vale]

Turn it around and it's me vs area on wordle

[lament egret]

what happened in here

[vital roost]

chatting

[lament egret]

no way

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fly-flying-zoom-discord-gif-21768121

[vital roost]

yes way

[signal iris]

catching high level pokemon seems to be the go

[vital roost]

how does the cat fly

[sharp vale]

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[signal iris]

exp for days

[sharp vale]

ASHY

[thin kelp]

milk

[sharp vale]

POST THE MEME ASHY

[vital roost]

hi yeet

[sharp vale]

PRANK EM JOHN

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-dog-oh-my-goodness-gif-24115765

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

LET'S GOOO

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

[sharp vale]

Okay now post the prank em John meme

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-wake-up-cat-wake-up-wake-up-cat-gif-23378135

me telling my brain to stop being saad !! !

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/look-who-fell-asleep-first-gif-22935821

[sharp vale]

I SAW THAT

[thin kelp]

real

[cold cipher]

RAAHHGHHA UNCALM RAAAA

[onyx schooner]

nice one

[somber anvil]

What did u just type@thin kelp

[strange finch]

@thin kelp 🤨

[vital roost]

ARES NO

[sharp vale]

Hi luna

[thin kelp]

message?

[somber anvil]

o/

[cold cipher]

@thin kelp RAHAHAHAHA UNCALM GRRRRR CHAOS

[thin kelp]

😳

[somber anvil]

Sus

[thin kelp]

ayo?

[cold cipher]

@thin kelp SFOIHFSOIHFOS GRRRAAAA I LOVE STRIFE AND CHAOS

[onyx schooner]

isnt ares a child

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

unreal

[bitter heath]

exposed

[thin kelp]

thats not me, thats my twin

[somber anvil]

Sus

[smoky matrix]

[bitter heath]

I am all for eating ass but on a discord server like that? sussy

[vital roost]

proof?

[cold cipher]

so 13 year olds cant be in a silly goofy mood in chat?

[signal iris]

suffering

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

Hi Luna

[bitter heath]

okay I'll drop my address in dms

[vital roost]

on god

[thin kelp]

pokemon anime thoroughly garbage, please do not watch

[somber anvil]

Hi again

[signal iris]

something to eat to

[bitter heath]

you gotta admit though some of the OPs are bangers

[sharp vale]

Hope you are having a good day Luna

[thin kelp]

true

[sharp vale]

Do u still want to go out for dinner

[vital roost]

i remember watching it when i was like 10 and hiding it from my parents because i thought they'd be angry at me for liking anime

[somber anvil]

It just started

[vital roost]

i still do that to this day btw

[sharp vale]

Hope you have a great day luna

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ATPpDbRVc

[somber anvil]

Ok ty

[lament egret]

stummy hurt

[sharp vale]

<3

[somber anvil]

Ok

[vital roost]

rest

[lament egret]

no !

[sharp vale]

It was that goddamn pilk

[bitter heath]

galactic battle too

[velvet quest]

I got arceus

[vital roost]

please

[grizzled ether]

Gen 5 be a true banger.

[somber anvil]

New koe pfp poggies

[sharp vale]

Okay okay guys

[lament egret]

it wasnt the pilk

[sharp vale]

Guess what time it is

[lament egret]

im just sad

[vital roost]

koe i think it was the pilk

[sharp vale]

It was definitely the pilk

[lament egret]

im telling you the pilk passed when i pissed it all out

[vital roost]

it's getting that time of night huh

[smoky matrix]

did you eat cereal

[somber anvil]

[sharp vale]

Guess what time it is lemur

[smoky matrix]

what if you have cereal with pilk

[smoky matrix]

its cereal with pilk time

[somber anvil]

Time for u to shut up yeetim?

[thin kelp]

oh shit

[vital roost]

damn

[somber anvil]

[lament egret]

i would sooner kill myself than eat cereal with pilk

[velvet quest]

Dojyaan

[vital roost]

then perish.

[sharp vale]

[lament egret]

[smoky matrix]

dissapointing, I got my hopes up for pilk 3

[sharp vale]

Aight gn

[somber anvil]

Gn

[lament egret]

pilk 3 aint happening

[vital roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881746324289105996/935543643425603615/IMG_8868.gif

[bitter heath]

question, pilk before cereal or cereal before pilk?

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-pleading-cry-pleading-cry-cry-pleading-gif-18656617

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

what do i have tod o to get it to happen

[smoky matrix]

night night

[lament egret]

dono to my paypal

[bitter heath]

I will consume pilk

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix

[vital roost]

how much

[smoky matrix]

cereal before pilk obv

[lament egret]

how much can i siphon for cereal with pilk dono goal

[vital roost]

i will donate it all

[lament egret]

hmmm

[bitter heath]

I'll drink a glass full of pilk tomorrow

[vital roost]

please do

i don't have pepsi and i don't drink pop even if i do

[lament egret]

i'll go down tomorrow and grab some pepsi from my bodega

[clear shell]

@Lυna#0002 helloooo

[velvet quest]

IM STILL NOT RANK 10 IM MALDING

[clear shell]

PING FAILURE

[lament egret]

dono me $20 or death

[somber anvil]

Henlooo

[bitter heath]

yeah you need to max out a bunch of entries

like fully max them out

[velvet quest]

All of them or a bunch of them?

[bitter heath]

a bunch, probably not all of them

[cold cipher]

HELOOOOOO

[vital roost]

ares not spam challenge

[onyx schooner]

if you do pilk + cereal i might have to legitimately erase you from my friendslist

[cold cipher]

HELL OOOOOOO

[lament egret]

nene please

[clear shell]

What do u want dumb dumb

[bitter heath]

lopunny has those childbearing hips

[vital roost]

MOMMY? SOrRY MOMMY? SORRY

[velvet quest]

Painful

[clear shell]

Mommy sorry mommy sorry

[cold cipher]

man shut the fuck up no one asked

[vital roost]

goddamn

[somber anvil]

Toxic

[clear shell]

:(

Ok i sleep then

[cold cipher]

no dont go

[onyx schooner]

racist garden farmer killed by child

[vital roost]

@clear shell @cold cipher i made fun of you guys yesterday do u want to see

[cold cipher]

where

[bitter heath]

cringe ass discord scam

[cold cipher]

man remember when ash aegis and i actually played together

THAT GARDEN COULD HAVE BEEN US BRUV

[vital roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzSve2OqnA0 @cold cipher @clear shell

in the comments

[thin kelp]

my beloved

[vital roost]

oh my god i miss these

[thin kelp]

same

[cold cipher]

your profile picture is killing me

[thin kelp]

[cold cipher]

lmfao i love this

[somber anvil]

Okei i go work now have fun

[smoky matrix]

byeeee

[bitter heath]

seeya luna

[vital roost]

byebye

[somber anvil]

💛

[vital roost]

it is sex time

[lament egret]

byebye luna

[thin kelp]

🤨📸

[vital roost]

i stand by what i said

[bitter heath]

I wish to partake in sex time

[onyx schooner]

"one sex"
"ONE SEC**"

[trail citrus]

Wordle 229 5/6

🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨
⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[vital roost]

NICE CADDI

[thin kelp]

pagman

[trail citrus]

still havent lost one yet

[vital roost]

i always get my hopes up too high

[cold cipher]

who

[trail citrus]

asked/cares, make your choice

[velvet quest]

@bitter heath how tf does the legend plate work

[vital roost]

when do i become a mod just so i can post my wordle results without having it get deleted

[bitter heath]

uh, I do not know

[velvet quest]

Boping

[bitter heath]

oh, it just changes arceus back to normal

[velvet quest]

I thought that’s what the normal plate was for

[bitter heath]

and I believe it changes his type to match the enemy so you're always supereffective

[velvet quest]

That makes more sense

[cold cipher]

when i become a moderator it is unironically over for this server

[vital roost]

are you going to do it

[smoky matrix]

it will be in shambles

I look forward to green name ares

[cold cipher]

i will singlehandedly transform this server into a femboy initiation ring

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[vital roost]

it already is that bro

[cold cipher]

we will have barking and meowing channels in place of the fire team and raid channels

[vital roost]

how do i endorse you

[velvet quest]

Are we being horny in off topic chat?

[signal seal]

[cold cipher]

giveaway winners will be decided based on how many discord kittens they amass

[bitter heath]

when are we not

[vital roost]

we'd never be horny here

[cold cipher]

and pink names have to meet a quota each month

[vital roost]

quota of what

[velvet quest]

Discord kittens

[bitter heath]

cherries popped

[cold cipher]

bruh

[smoky matrix]

why is chat always in weird mode when I look back in it

[cold cipher]

youre welcome

[smoky matrix]

thank you ares

[vital roost]

because it's always in weird mode

[cold cipher]

lemur what are your opinions on barking vs meowing

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[smoky matrix]

hmmm

I think its a pretty close tie

both have their merit

[bitter heath]

meowing is a sub thing

[vital roost]

barking is too

[signal seal]

[smoky matrix]

have you seen chainsaw man fans barking, i think barking is a sub thing as well

[velvet quest]

@smoky matrix

[velvet quest]

Barking is a down bad person thing

[vital roost]

astolfo please

[velvet quest]

Meowing is for bottom boys

[vital roost]

what if i'm both

[bitter heath]

gotta find me a femboy that meows

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

Well I know you meow a lot so 🤨

[trail citrus]

L

[cold cipher]

I CNAT DO THIS TONIGHT MANE

[bitter heath]

god I love watching ares get fucking rolled by the bot

[vital roost]

ares go to bed

[trail citrus]

same

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

how the fuck

[velvet quest]

Get real

[vital roost]

@cold cipher what time will it be done

[cold cipher]

in 1 +4 +5 *9 -50 minutes

[vital roost]

9 minutes?

wait i did that wrong

[cold cipher]

💀

[queen osprey]

that

is 0

[vital roost]

why did i think 5*9 = 54

2 am moments

[cold cipher]

babe its time to go back to school

[queen osprey]

gen chat brain lag whats new

[vital roost]

i was salutatorian !

[velvet quest]

This is off topic chat!

[cold cipher]

how do you do that w running start

[vital roost]

my grades that i got in college counted

[velvet quest]

Yeetim going to court after being arrested

[cold cipher]

did you do hella aps?

[vital roost]

no loll

[cold cipher]

then how

[vital roost]

aps didn't count for higher gpa, literally no point in doing them

normal classes counted the same

[cold cipher]

oh did your school not do weighted

[vital roost]

no

[cold cipher]

gotcha

[vital roost]

i ended the year w/ a 3.9 gpa

*4 years

[cold cipher]

salutatorian with a 3.9 gpa ?!?!??!?!??!

[vital roost]

ares max was 4

[cold cipher]

yes so shouldnt salutatorian have 4.0

[vital roost]

[trail citrus]

my gpa was like 2.2

[velvet quest]

Real

[trail citrus]

didnt care about high school at al

[cold cipher]

like not egoing you or anything jus 3.9 wasnt even top 10 in my school so im jus wondering how that works

[velvet quest]

I’ve brought mine up to a 3 because I started trying

[vital roost]

that's valedictorian

[cold cipher]

so only one guy had 4.0 in the entire hs

[signal seal]

what

[trail citrus]

i dont even remember who my valedictorian or salutatorian were, couldnt be bothered

[signal seal]

that doesn't make any sense

[vital roost]

dw you don't need a high gpa to do anything

[bitter heath]

pepperlaugh

[velvet quest]

Dr Pepper?

[signal seal]

some colleges care

[vital roost]

just don't go to college

[signal seal]

gpa really means nothing otherwise

[vital roost]

you can get a trade job so easily with a lower gpa

[cold cipher]

the good ones do + it gets you scholarships

dont turn down free money homies

[thin kelp]

wtf

[cold cipher]

got an issue with barking my lad

[velvet quest]

Woof

[thin kelp]

thats not a dog, thats a devil

[trail citrus]

oh i know

[cold cipher]

no its me after seeing ash new banner

[signal seal]

i got a scholarship with a 2.something

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

just scored really high on the SATs and wrote a good essay

and had good recs

[thin kelp]

i got a scholarship for being a certain ethicity
easiest cash of my life

[vital roost]

femboy fishing

[signal iris]

femboy f

ucking

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

No.

[signal iris]

LOL

[velvet quest]

There will be no sex

[signal iris]

tru

[bitter heath]

wheres the fun in that!

[signal iris]

wtf is sex?

[velvet quest]

It’s like

[vital roost]

illegal

[velvet quest]

Sex

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-what-confused-meh-gif-13712192

[queen osprey]

@high wasp ss please

[velvet quest]

@smoky matrix

[vital roost]

iris stop being horny for lemur smh

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-james-pokemon-crying-unprepared-gif-17339825

[velvet quest]

I’m not !!

[velvet quest]

That’s beside the point!

Also no vtubers

[cold cipher]

horn e

[vital roost]

i don't even know if it's a vtuber

[velvet quest]

It is

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-meter-funny-gif-5251884

[vital roost]

you would know

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-hololive-vtuber-korone-yandere-yandere-gif-21498173

[errant edge]

Korone

[velvet quest]

Unfortunatley… my ex gf was a vtuber fan

[signal iris]

W

[errant edge]

Fortunately, she is Ex @velvet quest

[bitter heath]

I have never seen the appeal

[velvet quest]

There is none

[smoky matrix]

[errant edge]

It is just human in disguised of 2D image streammer

[signal iris]

i don't understand why people hate vtubers, they're people too

[smoky matrix]

I mostly dislike high pitched anime girls in general

find the voices so annoying

[vital roost]

agreed

people are allowed to dislike content creators

[cold cipher]

this is the most vague excuse

i hate everyone equally dw

[vital roost]

except me right

[velvet quest]

I don’t hate them, I just don’t like them

[cold cipher]

yes

[velvet quest]

They are not funny or creative!

[vital roost]

omegs you're so cute

[cold cipher]

kewt

[vital roost]

hat kid

[signal iris]

still haven

t played

[vital roost]

banger game

[bitter heath]

it's in my list of achievement hunt games

[velvet quest]

Forgoror

[errant edge]

Gen chat over there is dead

[vital roost]

probs one of my favorite games

[errant edge]

Hello Off topoc

[vital roost]

hi

[smoky matrix]

good game

[velvet quest]

@vital roost there now you can be included

[vital roost]

what

[signal iris]

@vital roost

[bitter heath]

I am not looking forward to work tonight

[vital roost]

you said you go in at 10pm right

[bitter heath]

yeah.

[vital roost]

:((

[signal iris]

where do u work?

[vital roost]

what do you do? if you don't mind me asking

[bitter heath]

fuckin maccas

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

dogshit workplace with dogshit managers

[signal iris]

[void slate]

Cute

[signal iris]

?

[vital roost]

what does this mean

[signal iris]

dying light 2

[bitter heath]

I literally applied to work at a smokeshop just so I wouldnt have to deal with the new managers bullshit

[vital roost]

i've never played dyling light

[void slate]

Cute emoji

[signal iris]

:(

then get dying light

[vital roost]

i am broke

[signal seal]

take your managers job

[void slate]

It's awesome, like mirror's edge but with zombies

[signal iris]

[void slate]

And much more content

[bitter heath]

I'll take his life

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24346126

[vital roost]

i wish i was that cool ares

[signal iris]

it's dead island, but better

[void slate]

Would you call yourself A Bungo shill

[vital roost]

i've never played dead island either

[signal iris]

bruh

[vital roost]

i play 1 game

[signal iris]

what zombie games HAVE you played? smh my head

[vital roost]

cod

[signal seal]

nah that's a bit too far and maybe he has hemmeroids

[bitter heath]

speaking of, do I have any of you on steam

[signal iris]

no

[vital roost]

idk i'll add u

[cold cipher]

bruh what💀

[signal seal]

i said take his job if you don't like him, he said he'd take his life

[void slate]

It's bad

[signal seal]

it was a joke ares

[bitter heath]

the dude went off at me for having a single earbud in as lil pump blares at full volume out of his bluetooth speaker while its literally rush hour lunch

and got a new crew member to put soap and shit into the washup gloves I was about to use

[void slate]

Just like my life

[signal iris]

bruh

[bitter heath]

dude has it out for me for literally no reason

[void slate]

You work on a ship?

[bitter heath]

no.

[void slate]

What crew is that then

[vital roost]

@bitter heath i friended you!!!

[bitter heath]

the "mcdonalds" crew

[void slate]

I see

[signal seal]

[void slate]

Guardians of the Hamburgers

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEAf60_iX8

[signal iris]

crew is another way of saying co-worker

[bitter heath]

god I love that clip

[vital roost]

oh my fucking god what a golden clip

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

his entire camera shaking like that make me fucking wheeze the first time I saw it

[cold cipher]

whats the joke

[bitter heath]

FIRST RAPPER WITH HIS OWN EEMOTE

[thin kelp]

i remember when i saw him play destiny_ _

YEAH LMAO

[vital roost]

drake has had hotline bling for 7 years before that

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85V_d88ajk

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

I love that he's speaking english for like 2 seconds then starts summoning the demon beelzebub before being completely wrong

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

postie has been hit twice with that in like the past 2 minutes

[thin kelp]

tbh destiny_ _ 1 graphics were kinda shit for being a 2014 game

bot is taking shots

[bitter heath]

just say deshitty like I do

[thin kelp]

lmao ok

[cold cipher]

soulja boy is so fucking funny lmfao

[void slate]

Postninja 🥱
Ashyoo 🤧
Potassium 🍌

[cold cipher]

have you seen his interview on that one podcast

[vital roost]

chat i'm being asked to go to virginia for the weekend to air soft should i

[near hill]

No

[void slate]

Is virginia the land of virgins

[vital roost]

i think i've air softed twice

[void slate]

What is air soft the air soft gun you mean?

[velvet quest]

Soulja console

[vital roost]

ITS A FUCKIN 10 HOUR DRIVE

[void slate]

I love 10 hour drives

[queen osprey]

: P

[void slate]

Part I can no longer post you the pat emoji

This is the end

[vital roost]

chat do i take a weekend break from density to go air soft

is it worth it

[void slate]

Yes yes yes

Everything is worth more than density

[cold cipher]

IM DONE WITH ESSAY WANNA GAME

[vital roost]

surte

[void slate]

surte

[cold cipher]

AYAYAYAYAYA

oh nah

[void slate]

No do essay

[cold cipher]

i just noticed something what the fuck are you playing @trail citrus 💀

[void slate]

Essay is your game now

[cold cipher]

man i was so good at that game in high school

[trail citrus]

game

[cold cipher]

i got a 24 kill streak on a crappy chromebook and a trackpad

[trail citrus]

its just one of those party games you play with friends

[cold cipher]

wait its not shellshock

wtf its not the one im talking about im talking about the egg shooter one

[smoky matrix]

egg shooter??

[smoky matrix]

egg

[vital roost]

ares what is this

[cold cipher]

ITS SO FUN

[trail citrus]

yeah im not playing that

[vital roost]

egg life

[cold cipher]

PLEASEE TRY IT OUT IT LOWKEY IS SO FUN

ITS LITERALLY COD WITH EGGS

and you go around murdering other eggs so the population cant reproduce and then they must have more femboys

[vital roost]

🤨

[cold cipher]

ok thats not true but like its really fun

[barren dagger]

Violent eggs

[vital roost]

ares i have a video fro ypu

[signal iris]

air soft?

[cold cipher]

mmm

[vital roost]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airsoft

[bitter heath]

not legal here in australia sadly..

[vital roost]

[queen osprey]

paintball ias good enough

[signal iris]

is it like paintball?

[smoky matrix]

its like paintball but less paint and more ball

[vital roost]

yeah but with pellets/bbs instead of paint

[signal iris]

bc I've done paintball

[bitter heath]

we have paintball though, always fun to fucking unload like six pellets into someones sack

[smoky matrix]

evil evil evil

[vital roost]

dude i fucking unloaded into someone when the game was over last time i went paintballing

[signal iris]

ive also done lasertag, but i think that was a 1v1

[bitter heath]

[vital roost]

he was so pissed at me but then we made up because i got shot in the neck and he laughed at me and said it was karma

[smoky matrix]

I'm feeling it ;-;

[vital roost]

come over

[signal iris]

bro that's rly cold

[bitter heath]

pay for my ticket and I'll be there within 28 hours

[vital roost]

i'm BROKE

[bitter heath]

or alternatively, a months time I can afford like three return flights easy

[signal iris]

perfect weather :)

[vital roost]

BROKE MF

[velvet quest]

We should airsoft together (but with real guns)

[vital roost]

(i get a gun and you get tied up to a chair)

[cold cipher]

ash what do u wanna play

[queen osprey]

you live in craigieburn?

💀

[vital roost]

idk anything

[cold cipher]

kk

[velvet quest]

(Rolls reversed since you’re the bottom and you like chairs)

[signal iris]

ya, where u at?

[vital roost]

you can't prove i'm a bottom

[queen osprey]

glen waverley

[signal iris]

never been there

[velvet quest]

I’ve seen you meow

[signal iris]

or i might have passed through on a train once, idk

[queen osprey]

glen waverley

is the last stop

on the gw line

[vital roost]

it was at 50 cents before i put in the last of my money

[signal iris]

ok nvm

[hollow marten]

Let's go

[queen osprey]

i mean compared to you its hella east side

[smoky matrix]

share

[vital roost]

wya?

[queen osprey]

so i can imagine not going there

[smoky matrix]

I'm melting

[queen osprey]

but the shops and shit to do there is good

[signal iris]

i live in the north, but been to other places

[velvet quest]

Why

[bitter heath]

I just turned on my aircon and it feels like its 14 come over

[smoky matrix]

its 40 Degrees three days in a row

[hollow marten]

That's like too cold dude

[vital roost]

@thin kelp

[hollow marten]

-17 nawwww

[thin kelp]

Hello yes that is me

[vital roost]

OCE

[hollow marten]

I'm in colorado

[trail citrus]

gang

[thin kelp]

OCE

[hollow marten]

Ayo?

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/imagiraffe-giraffe-colorado-skiing-gif-11410161

[vital roost]

oh it's that cold there? is it because you guys are high in altitude?

[hollow marten]

No it's just been snowing for the past day

[signal iris]

only been on the craigieburn, upfield, lilydale and south morang lines (is that mernda now?)

[queen osprey]

mm

what lines have i been on

probably just glenny and epping

[signal iris]

also taken a v-line to deer park and wallan

[smoky matrix]

I should turn mine on but parents really like to ration it ;-;

[signal iris]

oh yeah, epping as well

[queen osprey]

epping turned into south morang

guess they added a stop

[signal iris]

wait, that's part of south morang

[thin kelp]

You guys have names for your slopes?

[warm pier]

like in Melbourne?

[queen osprey]

theyre train lines

but our slopes have names too

at least at mt bulla

[signal iris]

p sure they added mernda to that line

[thin kelp]

Oh nice

[queen osprey]

yes in melb

[thin kelp]

I wish we had a good train system in the US

[warm pier]

ye in is, i take the mernda line

[queen osprey]

our train system is not good

[warm pier]

im also from melb!

[bitter heath]

I'm basically allowed to have it on for anything over 30

[thin kelp]

Is it reliable at least

[queen osprey]

constant delays

[warm pier]

i used to live in glen waverly

[queen osprey]

constant upgrade delays

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-rat-rat-post-dancing-bounce-gif-16643947

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-rat-rat-post-dancing-bounce-gif-16643947

[queen osprey]

and the prices r shit

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-rat-rat-post-dancing-bounce-gif-16643947

[signal iris]

why does ur name seem familiar?

[velvet quest]

I will not be posting that rat but I’ll post this

[thin kelp]

Only half? 🤨

[velvet quest]

Want more?

[thin kelp]

Sure

[vital roost]

yes

[bitter heath]

I raise you this

[velvet quest]

There’s more

[wind axle]

I'ma need that bottom half

[vital roost]

JESUS THATS LOUD

[warm pier]

idk, sams a common name? i dont know any clair tho, so u probs dont know me

[velvet quest]

[thin kelp]

[signal iris]

reminds me of this girl i became friends with on facebook called sammy i think

[thin kelp]

HEY GUYS THAT WAS A GREAT VIDEO

[lament egret]

balls

[vital roost]

balls

[velvet quest]

Baka

[bitter heath]

I have clicked through like 20 filler episodes of naruto shippuden in a row

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dance-moves-loli-loli-dancing-dancing-loli-gif-19831283

[velvet quest]

Balls

[bitter heath]

help me

[thin kelp]

[amber wigeon]

nice

[wind axle]

Fuck

[amber wigeon]

Virus!

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[bitter heath]

oh thank god I made it through. 36 episodes of filler in a row

[wind axle]

[thin kelp]

I still need to finish the breaking bad

[amber wigeon]

Scream

[velvet quest]

Post these rats

[velvet quest]

Do it now

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

scp

[wind axle]

Infinite rats + 1 🐀

[vital roost]

How.

[wind axle]

I am the 🐀 king

[amber wigeon]

Don't choke the rat

[vital roost]

thank u

[velvet quest]

I wanna eat a rat

[bitter heath]

you're welcome king

[wind axle]

I'll choke the rat in another way

[velvet quest]

(Mmmm yummy rat)

[wind axle]

[thin kelp]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[vital roost]

🤨

[amber wigeon]

Choke on deez nuts

[smoky matrix]

frots 🤨

[bitter heath]

frost is into beastiality?

[thin kelp]

🤨 🤨 🤨

[wind axle]

No I'm in a rat

[thin kelp]

In a rat? Mm 🤨 🤨

[warm pier]

well, sorry to dissapoint, but I am a guy, and im probably younger than your friend, im only 17

[wind axle]

Now

[smoky matrix]

in a rat...

[wind axle]

Yes

[vital roost]

which one of us is a rat

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/flokibonk-bonking-cryptocurrency-bonk-gif-24188885

[wind axle]

Charles "Chuckle" Entertainment Cheese

[lament egret]

vent rat sussy impostor long

please laugh

[wind axle]

Fussy

[vital roost]

thank u for this psa

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

Ay wait

[amber wigeon]

ur welcome I must bring the news to the people

[thin kelp]

:wheeze-1:

[wind axle]

How do fertilized chicken eggs happen

[wind axle]

Does the cock just nut on the laid eggs like

[vital roost]

frost do you want me to teach you how reproduction happens

[void slate]

That's very nice. I've never been to Mexico

[lament egret]

frost do you want a biology lesson

[thin kelp]

I somehow doubt his words

[void slate]

Is it cold in New Mexico

[wind axle]

No I'm confused because shell

[vital roost]

happens before shell

[lament egret]

could you imagine if like

[velvet quest]

No I can’t imagine

[wind axle]

But I wouldnt turn it down if it was a physical lesson 😳 😳 😳 😳

[lament egret]

humans had a shell when they born

[thin kelp]

Yeah they just forgot about the old one and made a new one. Like new york

[lament egret]

like you just give birth and then pop comes out like a snail shell like woah

[velvet quest]

I just said I can’t imagine koe

[amber wigeon]

Woah

[void slate]

They forgor

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

your sense of imagination sucks iris what the fuck

[void slate]

I love imagination

[velvet quest]

Too true oomfie

[lament egret]

peter share my imagination

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-klee-genshin-genshin-impact-klee-genshin-impact-gif-21838233

[lament egret]

dont you think it'd be cool if humans were born as like snails

[void slate]

What does oomfie mean

[wind axle]

I'm going to punch a child

[void slate]

Is this like uwu

[amber wigeon]

Urban dictionary

[storm panther]

When the mommie hen and daddy rooster decide to have babies...

[bitter heath]

it would be cool if humans werent born at all

[wind axle]

What does amen mean is it like slay

[void slate]

Pouncing a child oomfie

[thin kelp]

🤨

[wind axle]

Yo?

Peter ayo?

[bitter heath]

I wouldnt have been brought into this forsaken ball of water and rock

[void slate]

Oomfie

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-going-im-not-going-back-to-rehab-rehab-oomfie-rehab-genshin-oomfie-gif-21656419

[lament egret]

yeah when you say amen you just telling jesus to slay

[amber wigeon]

🤨

[smoky matrix]

trueee

[lament egret]

yaaasss jesus

[bitter heath]

gamen

[void slate]

Hey this is old

[amber wigeon]

YAS QUEEN

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

so true jesus

[wind axle]

Real footage of child soldiers deployed in Iraq

[void slate]

gaymen

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-ill-kill-you-kill-you-gif-12463116

[void slate]

Death

[lament egret]

jesus my number 1 oomfie uwu

[bitter heath]

anyways

[wind axle]

Rats when they

[thin kelp]

No

[void slate]

Oomfie cat lady

[velvet quest]

OMG NECO ARC

[thin kelp]

Anything but that

[void slate]

I forgor her name

[wind axle]

Shut

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-rule1-neco-arc-rule-gif-24261900

[void slate]

Necro-chan

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

bad rule

[velvet quest]

Too bad oomfie

[void slate]

Shit
Shut
Shat

[lament egret]

fuck

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/creatura-dog-la-creatura-cap-dog-cap-gif-20752194

[vital roost]

can i pet it

[lament egret]

why he look like he bouta cry

[velvet quest]

No he will die if you touch him

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-monkey-44-la-creatura44-watermelon-gif-19520577

[void slate]

Would you pet an autistic individual

[lament egret]

check out my monkey

[velvet quest]

No way

[lament egret]

brass monkey

that funky monkey

[bitter heath]

yo we should do a gen chat gartic phone night

[void slate]

Bing well

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/lacreatura-cat-and-monkey-monkey-cat-gif-19258562

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/gudako-fate-funny-run-chase-gif-9421510

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-of-paradise-chaos-final-fantasy-origin-garland-shut-up-gif-24175714

[vital roost]

that sounds like such a bad idea

[void slate]

Guys I have a secret

[thin kelp]

Bruh momento numero dos

[void slate]

I'm a ||crazy person||

[lament egret]

lets do gen chat gartic phone so i can ruin everyone's drawing with my brian griffin

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

Garlic phone yummy

[wind axle]

Don't do it now I'm at work

[velvet quest]

Ok so are we? You’re not special

[velvet quest]

I will not be playing garlic phone

[bitter heath]

I have so many awful saved gifs from gartic

[wind axle]

I hate this

[velvet quest]

AMOGUS????

[lament egret]

we should do the one that like

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-amongus-imposter-sus-crewmate-mistrustful-my-hero-fans-gif-20476875

[lament egret]

you have to finish the others drawing

[wind axle]

I HATE THUS

[void slate]

Garlic phone noooo

[bitter heath]

or a big game of cards against humanity

that one where you can put images on the cards

[lament egret]

tabletop sim cards against humanity chaos

[thin kelp]

I will get any party game if we do a genchat party group

[bitter heath]

YES TABLETOP SIM

[velvet quest]

Jackbox

[bitter heath]

tabletop sim night where we do monopoly

[thin kelp]

Jackbox is pretty fun

[bitter heath]

jackbox is a scam

[amber wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439519668819066880/938500969543651439/ukrainian_man_brutally_executed.mp4

[thin kelp]

Elaborate my good sir

[bitter heath]

insanely overpriced for what may be one or two decent games out of five, they push out a new one recycling old games with no changes apart from maybe a cool wacky new round idea

[vital roost]

why are pigs so cute

[lament egret]

NOOO

[amber wigeon]

Chonkers

Heckin adorable

[lament egret]

tabletop sim is a worthy investment because you can play yakuza monopoly like i did

[bitter heath]

exactly, tabletop sim is great

[wind axle]

Gen chat stick fight

[thin kelp]

Wait the old games get cycled out?

[bitter heath]

I love doing puzzles of mp4 files that move drastically the entire time

[wind axle]

Gen chat Rounds

Gen chat tabg

[lament egret]

i still have my free tabg

[thin kelp]

I bought pubg before it went f2p

[lament egret]

imagine

[bitter heath]

no, theres like 8 seperate games all cost the same price

[thin kelp]

Wair

I meant pubg

[bitter heath]

but they recycle old games in like half of these

[thin kelp]

Ahhh

[barren dagger]

Buy jackbox on funny cheap steam

[bitter heath]

dont waste money on jackbox

[thin kelp]

All landfall games are so fun

Tabg, tabs, clustertruck

Stick fight

[bitter heath]

everyone should just get this https://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/Tabletop_Simulator/

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[barren dagger]

Tabg is fun asf with friends

[lament egret]

its on sale again pog

[thin kelp]

Wait what that's actually super cool

[bitter heath]

theres even a 4 pack on sale for 50% off for anyone that wants to be a mega chad

[hollow marten]

Do a puzzle of ninja

[bitter heath]

oh shit it has superfight as a dlc, is this the one person needs it kind of situation @lament egret

[barren dagger]

I have like 90 hours on table top

[bitter heath]

OH YES IT IS

[lament egret]

real

[velvet quest]

Ok who was it?

[barren dagger]

I just play the binding of isaac game

[bitter heath]

I am buying superfight DLC for tabletop cause that shit is fun

[barren dagger]

Is very fun with friends

[vital roost]

😔 sorry

[lament egret]

@vital roost buy me either of these and i'll do cereal with pilk

[bitter heath]

chat should I get the two side decks

[hollow marten]

[barren dagger]

[velvet quest]

Bad

[thin kelp]

Not recommended, its not very firm. Cucumbers are too large for beginners unfortunately, so pickles do just fine with a bit of practice

[lament egret]

one is megaman battle network rouge lite and the other is an open world metroidvania

well open world loosely

[wind axle]

Gen chat jackbox shirt game when

[bitter heath]

a peeled banana would be just turned to mush trying to get it in