💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[red cloak]

Hi lew

[lament egret]

guys omg

https://tenor.com/view/rule-174-rule174-dragon-ball-destiny-gif-23723261

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/anti-vtuber-no-vtubers-vtubers-bad-windrat-gif-23638876

[bitter heath]

damn dont do that to claire!

[sick wyvern]

One day imma be a vtuber

[bitter heath]

I say the same thing for becoming a vtuber and doing onlyfans, you will lose all self respect if you go through with it

[sick wyvern]

Can’t lose what you never had :D

[smoky matrix]

[signal seal]

👀

please don't send me a fork 😐

[red cloak]

Y would I send you a fork

[exotic leaf]

hi bby

[red cloak]

Hi!

[exotic leaf]

your favorite sociopath

[trail citrus]

[sick wyvern]

Who doesn’t want a fork from ryf :p

[smoky matrix]

[red cloak]

What does this even mean

[vital roost]

use fork to eat

[void slate]

My favorite Satanist

[exotic leaf]

ilysm

[void slate]

You just blew my mind

I thought fork was a murder weapon invented by John Wick

[vital roost]

it is that too

[void slate]

Forking hell

[smoky matrix]

What came first, the pitchfork or the fork

[vital roost]

pitchfork

[golden mica]

@signal seal are you just living on that website now?

[vital roost]

fork is just small pitchfork

[golden mica]

@smoky matrix pls confirm wordle?!?

[void slate]

Small pitchfork

[golden mica]

ashhh, midnight in 5 min yes?

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

I haven't done it

Eating rn and then I will make tea and do it

[vital roost]

small pitchfork thank you

[void slate]

Midnight was 6 hours ago, I'm from the future

[sick wyvern]

That’s just a fork

[smoky matrix]

Is that slack?

[golden mica]

twitter

[smoky matrix]

Ah

[vital roost]

is this your twitter

[velvet quest]

Omg no way real lemur?

[golden mica]

nah I just hit share and then screenshot it

I don't post them

[vital roost]

oh you just screenshot it from twitter?

[smoky matrix]

[golden mica]

this is literally what I do
Screenshot, crop, then close the tweet

[vital roost]

yeah that's what i meant, i should've worded it better

[vital roost]

GOOD JOB PETER

[golden mica]

🤝

[void slate]

Sharing covid 🤝

[void slate]

Actually covid isn't likely to transfer through touch unless you pick your 👃

[hollow marten]

man

[smoky matrix]

Woman

[hollow marten]

i saw the snow and went out to take pictures

[void slate]

and the child

My neck is stiff

[hollow marten]

this is the only good one i got

[golden mica]

[vital roost]

oh my god i love that aesthetic

[void slate]

Shit I am constantly losing my thoughts

[smoky matrix]

looks spooky and cozy at the same time

[smoky matrix]

well go and find them

[void slate]

We had snow yesterday but it turned into wet mess

[vital roost]

[vital roost]

i hate that

[void slate]

Semipaternal nooo

[golden mica]

lf spelling

[velvet quest]

Licking

[smoky matrix]

you are now semi-paternal

[bitter heath]

simpiternal

[void slate]

Licking snow is tight

[void slate]

Simpeternal

[smoky matrix]

that's how I read it for the first few times I saw it

[golden mica]

[golden mica]

most of y'all know my name anyway, just call me Michael

[void slate]

Hello Michael my name is Peter

[bitter heath]

Michaelangelo

[void slate]

Michael Bay

[golden mica]

@trail citrus out here flexing on us, having friends

[signal seal]

i enjoy it i got 17 in a row until this stupid one

plural garbage

[golden mica]

ROLLED

Chat does anyone know why shipping to aus from US is eyewateringly more expensive than from UK

[vital roost]

tarrifs?

[golden mica]

Is that a thing?

[bitter heath]

scam

[void slate]

No tarrifs are only added upon arival in Australia

[vital roost]

not anymore i guess

[signal seal]

too easy
🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[trail citrus]

sorry buddy

[void slate]

I warn you against ordering from US I bought shit two months ago and still haven't seen it

[golden mica]

Bing giving us middle finger! @ mods

[signal seal]

yeah you can edit in line breaks 😄

[bitter heath]

I bought the big titty vampire shaker from gamersupps back in august and still havent seen it @void slate

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/896329135029383179/931429130896039936/caption.gif

[bitter heath]

they're based somewhere in the US

[lament egret]

the hi caddy gif is dead

[void slate]

:(

[bitter heath]

I did see my scott the woz poster though

[void slate]

Ugh I want to have something interesting to say

[vital roost]

everything you say is interesting to me peter

[velvet quest]

Bruh I found another shiny abomasnow

[bitter heath]

got here and the tube was bent and water damaged, so I am being sent a replacement and 5 random other posters from the company

[bitter heath]

nice, I'm currently sitting in the marsh area filling all that out

[manic blaze]

too easy
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⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[signal seal]

i got yesterday on 2nd guess

but yesterday was my first day

[bitter heath]

too easy
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[signal seal]

[smoky matrix]

first day and hooked

[trail citrus]

[signal seal]

yeah my mom mentioned it last week and then everyone here was talking about it

[vital roost]

my mom spent like 12 minutes at dinner today talking abt wordle

[vital roost]

kill it

[sick wyvern]

Well the post is pretty fucked up atm anyways. If anything is going by usps, don’t hold your breath for it.

[smoky matrix]

I kept seeing the posts in #💬vip and had to join in

[signal seal]

yeah my parents LOVE it

god that emote is so scuffed when you blow it up, it's like literally 100 pixels

[red cloak]

It’s like crossword but ez (boomer’s dream)

[thick orbit]

Went to order a cook book that was $40usd and then shipping it was like 50+ USD

like wtf

[signal seal]

crosswords have culture references, they're cool but like, I don't know some broadway singer from 1988

[bitter heath]

shipping costs should never be more than the item

[smoky matrix]

*72 pixels :>

[red cloak]

Yep

[smoky matrix]

if I can count

[signal seal]

i was counting the transparent ones too but yeah 72 probably

[red cloak]

Gn chat

[smoky matrix]

night night

[golden mica]

Gn ryf

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

[velvet quest]

Goodnight little gay person in my phone

[smoky matrix]

why did you trap a person in your phone wtf

[vital roost]

get real

[velvet quest]

You’re next

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

iris am i in your phone

[bitter heath]

guys help I found a new youtube rabbithole

[vital roost]

what is it this time?

[bitter heath]

tesla music

[sick wyvern]

we're all in Ash's computer

[smoky matrix]

tesla music

[vital roost]

like tesla horns?

[bitter heath]

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNC6aTSKiwk

[vital roost]

OH LIKE TESLA COILS? I LOVE THAT

YES IT LOOKS SO COOL

[smoky matrix]

oh I've seen this stuff, its pretty cool

[bitter heath]

looks crazy

[velvet quest]

Yeah you are

[vital roost]

get real

[velvet quest]

I am collecting cute feminine boys in my phone so I can throw it into the fire once and for all

[vital roost]

schrodinger's femboy

[lament egret]

wh

[vital roost]

hello koemi.

[lament egret]

hi

im playing warframe with my breastie who i love so much

[bitter heath]

I want a schrodingers femboy of my own

[vital roost]

uhmm/.j,./?? dmm/??E??

[vital roost]

omg so cute

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/sxhcMkaGG48

[bitter heath]

@velvet quest have you been finding all the wisps in each area before leaving it?

[velvet quest]

I already have spiritomb

I’m 90% sure all I’m missing is the legendaries and the starters at this point

[bitter heath]

of course, which you dont get til the end anyways

[signal iris]

u

[bitter heath]

you could probably finish off the game now

[velvet quest]

That’s what I’m doing

[void slate]

What r u doing

[smoky matrix]

vibdeo game

[signal iris]

i wouldn't call standing around a workout

[vital roost]

got 70kcal tho

chat my internet just went down so i have to cope with my thoughts

[bitter heath]

cope these nuts in yo mouth

[vital roost]

😔 no

[bitter heath]

[smoky matrix]

chatbox how to stop sneezing

I am in great pain

[bitter heath]

put your chin over a hard surface

then you'll focus on that and not sneeze

[smoky matrix]

real? hadnt heard of that one

[bitter heath]

only after destroying your jaw

[thin kelp]

Disregard the dough looking stuff on the other side, it's just smushed provologne

[lament egret]

wtf i want that

[thin kelp]

Shitty masterchef gaming

[exotic leaf]

pickles

[thin kelp]

I will rawdog eat one in your honor

[exotic leaf]

a whole one?

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

i love pickles :(

[exotic leaf]

i always knew you and i had a special bond Lemur

[exotic leaf]

):<

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

pickles are good

[velvet quest]

Going oatmeal mode

[smoky matrix]

please stay safe

[exotic leaf]

thiccums

[smoky matrix]

post are you ok

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

Yep that’s me 😳

[thin kelp]

Turkey jerky

[vital roost]

what the fuck is oatmeal

[exotic leaf]

[smoky matrix]

[exotic leaf]

are you stupid dummy thic

[void slate]

I line oat milk

[exotic leaf]

peter the oatmeal

[lament egret]

my brain go oatmeal mode

[signal seal]

stir maple syrup into your oatmeal

[void slate]

Oatmeal is yucky

[thin kelp]

Bussin bussin?

[void slate]

Arizona is flavored water

[lament egret]

[signal seal]

do you have maple syrup in poland? like natural from the trees

[lament egret]

shut up peter i hate you now

[thin kelp]

I add more water to it

[lament egret]

post wtf

[void slate]

We have imported from Canada for 7 usd a bottle

[thin kelp]

Too sweet

[signal seal]

yes it's the same price here, it's very expensive

[void slate]

Crying

[thin kelp]

Wair

[exotic leaf]

don’t be mean to peter

[signal seal]

it's 500 liters of sap to make 5 liters of maple syrup

[lament egret]

:(

[exotic leaf]

peter is my favorite

[velvet quest]

Yeah

You know it

[void slate]

Sorry I meant porridge when I said I hate oatmeal

[lament egret]

i aint never seen a mf eat porridge

[smoky matrix]

my parents like porridge in winter

[signal seal]

what is porridge

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/stirring-spurtle-porridge-cook-stir-gif-15830482

[vital roost]

fake oatmeal

[signal seal]

that's oatmeal

[exotic leaf]

cream of wheat smacks

[void slate]

Smacks lips

[signal seal]

it all just looks like oatmeal

[void slate]

Smak in Polish means taste

[smoky matrix]

same in swedish

[vital roost]

well they are very close languages

[void slate]

Nice joke

[vital roost]

thanks

[signal seal]

ha Swedish train announcements last half the ride

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

Polish is just like: chrząszcz

[smoky matrix]

I don't get it

[void slate]

Chrząszcz

[signal seal]

🪲

[void slate]

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie

[signal seal]

I don't know those funny words

[vital roost]

magic spell

[signal seal]

google translate is also not sure 😄

newest season of curb your enthusiasm is a banger

the improv is really good and they've got some good gags

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/wi1UHZ8N138

This video is bad but I am too lazy to find a better one

[velvet quest]

Mmm benis

[lament egret]

yummy

[void slate]

Benis?

[signal seal]

it looks like her face is going to fall off when she's saying that 😄

[void slate]

Benis Hill the famous British comedy

[signal seal]

listening to my ex speak Polish on the phone was like Harry Potter

[velvet quest]

No one from Britain should be famous

[signal seal]

Jeremy Clarkson is alright

and May and Hammond

[bitter heath]

hey, dont you say that about richard hammond

[signal seal]

I love the crew what you mean

[bitter heath]

I was talking to mugu

[void slate]

Polska is ready for war

[bitter heath]

is that dripped out willem dafoe

[void slate]

You'd think

[vital roost]

willem 🥶

[lament egret]

no way

[signal seal]

carrying a cardboard gun might.. just get you shot in the USA

[wind axle]

Willem dacold

[velvet quest]

Billiam

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-spiderman-green-goblin-gif-18037696

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-willem-dafoe-antichrist-antichrist2009-gif-24557764

[signal seal]

[sick wyvern]

wut

[smoky matrix]

chat I may be dumb

it has only just dawned on me that his name it not William

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-idol-i-may-be-stupid-dancing-concert-gif-17227115

[smoky matrix]

and is in fact Willem

https://tenor.com/view/omori-gif-omori-i-may-be-dumb-omori-dumb-dumb-im-dumb-omori-gif-23808209

[bitter heath]

yeah @hollow marten has been saying william over this conversation too

[vital roost]

smh idiots, all of you

[hollow marten]

SHUT UP

[smoky matrix]

we can be dumb together

[hollow marten]

bet

[vital roost]

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Williem Dafriend

[void slate]

Lucifer face reveal

[exotic leaf]

No

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

i have my nose pierced :)

[void slate]

Lewshifer is a man we know it

Oh no i hate nose piercing

I mean I love nose piercing

[signal seal]

is it in the middle or the side

[void slate]

Pierce Brosnan has it or something

Shit my back hurts regularly

[void slate]

Oh no

[exotic leaf]

i have a small septum piercing

[exotic leaf]

i’m crying

[exotic leaf]

i’m sobbing

[smoky matrix]

[signal seal]

😮 that must have hurt

[lament egret]

i was told i would look good with a helix piercing

[signal seal]

I had my frenulum pierced but if it falls out, it needs to be repierced and 3 times was enough

[exotic leaf]

it felt like an ear piercing! there’s a small piece of flesh by the tip of your nose

[lament egret]

i wanna put these worm on a string earrings on

legit the only reason i wanna get my ears pierced

[signal seal]

oh don't google frenulum piercing btw

mine was in my upper lip

but there's.... others

[sick wyvern]

yea...

[void slate]

Yeah

[lament egret]

me omw to search it up

[bitter heath]

I am going to get a frenulum piercing

[exotic leaf]

that’d be cute ive wanted to get those for years to accent my stretched ear lobes

[vital roost]

NO KOE DONT

[sick wyvern]

doit

[lament egret]

man y'all are weak

[signal seal]

it's like a 5-9/10 in pain factor. If you do have a woman do it

[lament egret]

you guys act like i havent seen this before

[signal seal]

women are much gentler at piercing

[vital roost]

it was a joke :(

[lament egret]

:(

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

did literally everyone google it?

[sick wyvern]

i already know

[exotic leaf]

oh no female anatomy scary run for the hills

[signal seal]

idk i don't care but some people might

[lament egret]

bouta pull up to someones house with my worm on a string earrings

[signal seal]

a real worm?

[lament egret]

yeah im baiting you

[signal seal]

bruh

[exotic leaf]

skin worms

[hollow marten]

🤨

[signal seal]

[lament egret]

no its the worm on a string toys and my best friend attached a lil hook thing at the end

so cute

[signal seal]

this thing?

[smoky matrix]

omg I love those

[exotic leaf]

the googly eyes 🥺

[smoky matrix]

they shmoove

[vital roost]

my friend's discord account is "worm on a string" with that as his pfp

[somber anvil]

Gm chat

[lament egret]

hihi luna

[smoky matrix]

[somber anvil]

henlo lemur henlo koe

[smoky matrix]

clean your desk nerd

[bitter heath]

hello luna

[exotic leaf]

[somber anvil]

Henlo Rick henlo lewd

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

EU

[lament egret]

ok brb !!! i need to get into bed bc im not feeling good ! !

[bitter heath]

I just realised my debit card was in plain sight in that video

[vital roost]

good !!

[smoky matrix]

:(

[somber anvil]

Sadge koe

[smoky matrix]

yeah I wasn't gonna say anythning

[hollow marten]

dum

[signal seal]

wtf

[vital roost]

i have your info, i will now be using it

[thin kelp]

Thanks for buying me witch queen deluxe with access to savathun onlyfan

[signal seal]

i've never heard of them

[bitter heath]

most of the stuff there is stuff I sometimes use while at my desk, my phone and kindle, aircon remote and my mask and key for when I go out

[vital roost]

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

but you've got stuff on your mousepad

[thin kelp]

Me when

[bitter heath]

and then the gift certificate I got for 3 30 minute training sessions at my gym

[bitter heath]

I have high dpi so I dont use much of it anyways

[thin kelp]

That's a sweet deal

[smoky matrix]

fair I guess

[thin kelp]

Most gym training session prices really add up to a lot after a while

[stark urchin]

[somber anvil]

[bitter heath]

got it from the owner of the gym for her to personally do the training session

[exotic leaf]

i scared peter away with my nose piercing

[bitter heath]

though it only lasts til the 22nd and I havent used a single one

[signal iris]

chat, I'm at work but i forgot my headphones in my car

[exotic leaf]

GO GET THEM ITS A MUST

[vital roost]

just blast your music at work, what're they gonna do? fire you?

[queen osprey]

true??

[high wasp]

Source?

[lament egret]

[signal seal]

mmhmm

[thin kelp]

[signal iris]

i parked in the carpark of a whole other building

[lament egret]

i feel so

eughhg

[high wasp]

Nice me too

[vital roost]

rest rest

[velvet quest]

My back and balls hurt

[smoky matrix]

bope

[velvet quest]

You are in my phone

[exotic leaf]

hit them it’ll make you feel better

[lament egret]

tru

[somber anvil]

[lament egret]

i think i wanna just lay in bed tomorrow

[velvet quest]

That’s why they hurt in the first place!!!

It is cbt tuesday my dudes (on Wednesday)

[vital roost]

my turn?

[smoky matrix]

correct

what are you gonna do about it

[void slate]

Is Lewshifer a gaming girl!?

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/iphone-shoot-phone-shoot-phone-gif-22748288

[signal iris]

where's the greenscreen version?

[void slate]

Playing gta on mobile

[velvet quest]

Yeah, give me the belt

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

Hold it close to my heart

[void slate]

Bdsm

[mild crystal]

Anyone know what chat i can go too to find people for doe

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/rule3-rule3no-vtubers-goku-goku-ssjb-super-saiyan-blue-gif-22463839

[hollow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/rule60-tenshinhan-tien-girls-frontline-gfl-gif-23538539

[vital roost]

#seasonal-content

[void slate]

At least this one is clothed

[mild crystal]

thank you!

[void slate]

I love thousand island dressing

[smoky matrix]

omg

[void slate]

I hold oatmeal close to my heart

[smoky matrix]

valid

[void slate]

If you could choose between Lewshifer and oatmeal, who would you choose

[vital roost]

oatmeal

[void slate]

🤧

[velvet quest]

[high wasp]

Do you make oatmeal with water or milk

[vital roost]

milk, water is disgusting for that

[strange finch]

mountain dew

[velvet quest]

Breast milk

[void slate]

Crude oil

The chat I killed

[vital roost]

i'm here peter

[signal seal]

new ash banner

and pfp

[vital roost]

i've had this pfp for like a week

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

but yes new banner

this was almost a banner a while ago, but someone told me not to do it

[signal seal]

lol whatever

[vital roost]

true! i'm done listening to them!

[queen osprey]

that

greenscreen video was unnecessarily loud

[velvet quest]

Who tho

[vital roost]

wait was it you

i may be thinking of someone else then

[velvet quest]

What

Was it?

I don’t remember telling you to do anything

[vital roost]

ok then it probs wasn't you

[bitter heath]

boy am I glad!

[vital roost]

same!

[velvet quest]

I don’t even remember that pic

[sick wyvern]

that banner is 11/10

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

well it's a nice banner

[bitter heath]

certainly

[velvet quest]

Ash is mean to me, therefore I will murder him

[somber anvil]

Understandable have a nice day

I didnt bring my airpods to work i am malding rn

[bitter heath]

skill issue?

[smoky matrix]

both you and claire forgor their earphones

[somber anvil]

We forgor

[smoky matrix]

skill issue.

[somber anvil]

💀

[void slate]

Ashyoo is the Anime Girl we need, but don't deserve

[warm pier]

amen lol

[vital roost]

[sick wyvern]

all worship ash thighs :P

[void slate]

Yes

Lewshifer is the best girl

Who is the best femboy

[vital roost]

who is it peter

[signal iris]

ash, duh

[vital roost]

peter are you the best femboy

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

Me

[vital roost]

real

[signal iris]

ash thighs = big lfg "mascot"
forgot the word i was gonna use

gonna send this to nene and berkut

[velvet quest]

Yep, I am the ultimate femboy uwu twink bussy

[sick wyvern]

Ngl I HATED the Bay transformers

[bitter heath]

bussy?

[velvet quest]

Berkut is not alive

[sick wyvern]

Design, story, characters. Wasn’t the same

[velvet quest]

Apparently I beat the game?

Where arceus

[bitter heath]

you havent beat it

you need to now go get all the plates

[vital roost]

dinner plates?

[velvet quest]

Sad

[bitter heath]

rook plates

[sick wyvern]

Nah dinner plates sound better

[sick wyvern]

Still dinner plates to me

[trail citrus]

Wordle 228 5/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[velvet quest]

Wordle bopium

[vital roost]

i'm so proud of u caddi

[vital roost]

chess???

[signal seal]

Chaddince

[bitter heath]

no, fat man

[trail citrus]

[bitter heath]

look at how good I am at wordle

[vital roost]

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

rip bozo

[bitter heath]

FUCK

[velvet quest]

Hmm today I will go catch shaymin and darkrai

[vital roost]

catch some women's hearts bro

[sick wyvern]

Rook is that operators name in siege.

[velvet quest]

Yeah yours

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

why not femboy hearts

I will catch them from their chests

[vital roost]

hand straight thru the ribcage

[sick wyvern]

Ash no

[bitter heath]

fuck discord

[smoky matrix]

I am no longer going near piara waters

[bitter heath]

swear to god this is a character

[velvet quest]

Why are you in pirate waters

[vital roost]

yes fuck discord

woah

[sick wyvern]

Y’all want to fuck discord?

[vital roost]

2/2/22 at 2:22

[velvet quest]

Bope

[smoky matrix]

what were you trying to do?

[bitter heath]

is discord a femboy?

[sick wyvern]

Whatever gets you off I guess

[smoky matrix]

treasure

[signal iris]

genchat dinner

[vital roost]

wumpus is a femboy yes

[bitter heath]

wumpus is a furry

[vital roost]

everyone is invited

[velvet quest]

I think the treasure was the friends we made along the way

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

no I think the treasure was the 347001 USD worth of pirate gold I found

[sick wyvern]

Furry femboy

[vital roost]

iris are we friends

[velvet quest]

Oh true

[velvet quest]

Do you want to be

[vital roost]

yes

[smoky matrix]

[bitter heath]

honestly this sounds somewhat appealing

[vital roost]

[sick wyvern]

There’s plenty

[signal iris]

[sick wyvern]

Should see the people I follow on Twitter xD

[velvet quest]

Then sure

[vital roost]

i lied

[velvet quest]

Epic

[bronze plume]

Ares#2604 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[smoky matrix]

Ares

[vital roost]

hi ares

[velvet quest]

I think you’re lying about lying

[cold cipher]

ppeeppe

[smoky matrix]

!!!11!

[bitter heath]

I am intrigued

[vital roost]

i never lie

[cold cipher]

🤢🤝🇵🤢🤢

[velvet quest]

Get real

[cold cipher]

😂😂😂😂

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

i am real!

i'm literally as real as it gets

[cold cipher]

ayo

as real as it gets by lil baby

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

👍 😭😂

[vital roost]

how are you feeling ares?

[cold cipher]

mane i cant FUCKIGN TASTE MY FOOD

[sick wyvern]

Lots of femboys, furry and furry femboys.

[velvet quest]

🧢

[cold cipher]

i got FUCKIN PASTA AND I CANT TASTE

[vital roost]

put on tongue

[cold cipher]

ain no way

[bitter heath]

drop the @

[smoky matrix]

ares do you have covid ;-;

[sick wyvern]

Need a new tongue ares

[bitter heath]

going to follow them all on my alt twitter

[cold cipher]

getting tested tmr

[smoky matrix]

please don't have covid ;-;

[cold cipher]

zzz

[vital roost]

ares if u have covid you're getting kicked out of our apartment together

[cold cipher]

that would not be optimal

than we could get covid together❤️🥺

[vital roost]

ok fine i won't kick u out i'll make u chicken noodle soup and make sure you're taken care of my little ares

[trail citrus]

[vital roost]

hi candicnce

[cold cipher]

jk kids always self quarantine

[trail citrus]

hi

[vital roost]

how was laser tag

[bitter heath]

ayo?

[velvet quest]

Tag this

[trail citrus]

i didnt work today

[sick wyvern]

DarkISO25 , I don’t retweet much, just go to likes.

[vital roost]

hrrrngnnyhh.,.,..

[smoky matrix]

ayo?

[sick wyvern]

Unless you want to see stupid rants and venting.

[cold cipher]

is this a guy

[smoky matrix]

yes

[vital roost]

that's pyrocynical ares

[velvet quest]

Yes

[cold cipher]

how am i supposed to know

[vital roost]

because it says at the top

[velvet quest]

You just do?

[cold cipher]

the world revolves around me why would i pay attention to anyone else

[vital roost]

so true oomfie

[cold cipher]

dw ash you are also my world

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

🦍🥺 🦍 🥺

[vital roost]

omegs...

[bitter heath]

jesus christ @sick wyvern

[void slate]

Let's covid together 👉 👈 🥺

[vital roost]

[sick wyvern]

I have just scarred them for life

Mission accomplished

[bitter heath]

I am not scarred

[vital roost]

when can i be broken like a stick

[velvet quest]

What happened to Greg

[velvet quest]

When I get to your house

[sick wyvern]

Whenever you want

[cold cipher]

ahdididndndksksjzjxx

[vital roost]

<t:1643837520:f>

[velvet quest]

Is that when I’m coming over?

Shit I better start driving

[bitter heath]

I cant be there by that time, minimum like 26 hours

[vital roost]

u can come over whenever

[sick wyvern]

Just go visit ash and give them a hug

[vital roost]

this ur set up? @bitter heath

[bitter heath]

totally could

[velvet quest]

Nope he’s getting a snub nose in the mouth

[vital roost]

oK? then do it?

[bitter heath]

nah that is that peter dude or something

masayoshi

[sick wyvern]

They’re a twig so one good hug

[smoky matrix]

Masayoshi Soken? the composer for the ost of the critically acclaimed mmorpg Final Fantasy XIV?

get real

[velvet quest]

Final fantasy 14 isn’t real

[smoky matrix]

you aren't real either

[velvet quest]

I’m too real

[smoky matrix]

false

[velvet quest]

You are false

[smoky matrix]

most likely

[vital roost]

i wish

[smoky matrix]

it wouldn't be the first time

[sick wyvern]

We are all not real

[bitter heath]

I could snap ashy's spine for sure

[velvet quest]

It’s ok, you’re forgiven

[smoky matrix]

Bwip is my favourite emote

[velvet quest]

Get bwip

[smoky matrix]

the name is so accurate, like that's definitely bwip

[vital roost]

commit theft

[bitter heath]

but ashy could snap mine in return, it's genuinely so close to breaking on its own

[vital roost]

we could trade spine breaks

[velvet quest]

Mine did snap this summer

[cold cipher]

IM EATING AVOCADO

[smoky matrix]

NICE

[vital roost]

MMM

[velvet quest]

Very cool and based

[cold cipher]

I kinda wanna post a picture of my dinner

[smoky matrix]

CAN YOU TASTE IT

[vital roost]

do it

[bitter heath]

cripple buddies!

[vital roost]

hell yeah!

[smoky matrix]

[velvet quest]

Unreal

[smoky matrix]

I have bwip

[velvet quest]

How????

[smoky matrix]

I am wanted for several crimes

[velvet quest]

What crimes

[smoky matrix]

theft

[bitter heath]

I also commit crimes

[smoky matrix]

no way do you want to be partners in crime

[bitter heath]

sure, lets go throw molotov cocktails at antivax protesters in the city

[cold cipher]

its really simple but im gonna demolish this lol

[smoky matrix]

based idea

[vital roost]

can you taste it

[smoky matrix]

looks good I'm hungry again now

[cold cipher]

i actually can lmao

[smoky matrix]

GOOD

[vital roost]

oh? big.

[cold cipher]

i put extra seas

[vital roost]

cover it in seasoning yes

[smoky matrix]

the seven seas in one bowl of pasta

[cold cipher]

like i cant taste some of it but my mind fills in the gaps

[vital roost]

i think that's just schizophrenia

[smoky matrix]

close enough

[velvet quest]

I love schizophrenia

[vital roost]

me too

[smoky matrix]

but does schizophrenia love you?

[velvet quest]

Yeah and all my friends do too

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-schizophrenia-scizo-based-gif-23614703

[smoky matrix]

omeg that's so cool

[vital roost]

every morning

[smoky matrix]

what cereal he eatin doe

[bitter heath]

absolutely nothing, he's schizophrenic

[smoky matrix]

mmmspoonmmm

[vital roost]

it is jerma afterall

[velvet quest]

Frosted Flakes are yummy

[void slate]

I'm not schizophrenic

[vital roost]

good for you peter

[velvet quest]

Lies

[vital roost]

how do you not become schizo

[void slate]

I'm just clinically depressed and have autism

[vital roost]

real

[velvet quest]

And schizophrenic

[void slate]

I did have a schizoid episode

[vital roost]

besides the autism part

[void slate]

No that's in the past

Mood based delusions

[vital roost]

are you better now?

[void slate]

Yes

[vital roost]

that's good

[void slate]

I just accepted that i won't be good for any kind of intimate relationship

[vital roost]

:( you don't need anyone else to make you happy anyways

[void slate]

My partner would have to be part time therapist

[smoky matrix]

I'm sure you could find someone understanding

but I can see your point

[void slate]

One day maybe

[vital roost]

i believe in u peter

[void slate]

My neighbors were old siblings who lived together

[vital roost]

aw that's cute

[cold cipher]

damn this green goop in my mouf so good and tasty

[void slate]

When the man was 70 he found a girlfriend and moved out

[vital roost]

mmmm avokcado,.,..,

[void slate]

Avockado

[velvet quest]

Nickacado avacado

[vital roost]

there will always be hope for u peter

[cold cipher]

70? good for bro lmfao

[smoky matrix]

just shows there's no rush

[cold cipher]

ehhhh id say theres a tad bit thats an awful long time💀

[vital roost]

don't diss true love ares

[cold cipher]

not dissing just saying whats on everyones mind

[vital roost]

i have something else on my mind smh

[velvet quest]

Your brain?

[cold cipher]

currently its

gaw DAMN new banner

gah dayum

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

Are you drunk

[cold cipher]

lord have murthy

[bitter heath]

it's nothing special tbh

[smoky matrix]

underage drinking omg

[cold cipher]

damn this avocado is so good

[velvet quest]

Yeah and?

[cold cipher]

oh and the banner is cool too ig

[smoky matrix]

Yeah and?

[vital roost]

mmmm avocadoo,.,.,.,

[velvet quest]

Yeah and?

[smoky matrix]

Yeah and?

[vital roost]

sending you something special

[velvet quest]

Yeah and?

[smoky matrix]

Yeah and?

[velvet quest]

Yeah and?

[smoky matrix]

Yeah and?

[vital roost]

are you guys ok

[velvet quest]

Yeah and?

[smoky matrix]

Yeah and.

[bitter heath]

liar

[vital roost]

i don't lie

smh !

[bitter heath]

suck my h? what does that even MEAN

[vital roost]

what?

[velvet quest]

uwu femboy legs

[vital roost]

uwu

[velvet quest]

Yeah that’s me

[vital roost]

you're kinda cute

[smoky matrix]

no way how did you get there

[velvet quest]

Thanks homie

[vital roost]

of course oomfie

[velvet quest]

Teleportation

[smoky matrix]

teach me

[vital roost]

teach me?

[velvet quest]

Simply do it?

[vital roost]

oh it's just that easy

[smoky matrix]

true that did not occur to me

[velvet quest]

Yeah both of you need to get real

[vital roost]

i am real.

[velvet quest]

In my head sure

[smoky matrix]

unable

[vital roost]

living rent free

lemur just got real right infront of our eyes

[velvet quest]

Simply do?

[smoky matrix]

TRYING

[velvet quest]

No I charge rent, you’re just a bad tenant

[vital roost]

dw i moved out to someone else's head

[velvet quest]

Who’s head

[vital roost]

i'm not saying because maybe they'd start asking to pay

[velvet quest]

Real

[vital roost]

nope

[bitter heath]

damn, trash talking me

[vital roost]

no i like u zac

[smoky matrix]

it happened again, I only just realised your pfp is animated

[velvet quest]

Incredible how easy it is

[vital roost]

it's just that easy

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-sus-vibro-gif-24553075

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-omniarchive-its-very-easy-awesome-creeper-gif-22248081

i'm listening to other songs by this artist, i fucking love the vibe

i'll probs add more of their songs to my playlist

i had the one but i never nabbed any others

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-post-this-dog-post-this-cat-meme-post-this-dog-meme-post-this-cat-whenever-you-like-gif-22580233

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-instantly-gif-21407907

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-league-ballcam-gif-19359387

[vital roost]

eilieen in off topic?

real

[teal temple]

so you know those "these edibles ain't shit" meme?

[vital roost]

yes

[smoky matrix]

did it happen to you

[teal temple]

bruh i'm like experiencing the bobby one right now

[smoky matrix]

[teal temple]

ah i gotta find it lmfao

[vital roost]

oh jesus

[velvet quest]

Shrimp on the barbie?

[vital roost]

how much did you take

[teal temple]

so they say 5 mg but the ones i got are supposed to relax you

i took half of a gummy and with this strain of it, that's what it does to you

[vital roost]

how many of the 5s did you take

oh so only 2.5mg?

[teal temple]

half of just one gummy, yep! 2.5

[smoky matrix]

are you telling me a shrimp fried this barbeque?

[vital roost]

i don't actually know enough abt edibles to know if that's a crazy amt, but i'm pretty sure it's not super crazy

[mild crystal]

Lmao

[vital roost]

ayo BUSSY in chat

[bitter heath]

I have not taken any drugs in my life

[vital roost]

same

[mild crystal]

Drugs are cringe

[smoky matrix]

same

[teal temple]

it's a pretty low amount, we've just never had this strain so when i took 10 MG last night i literally felt like my soul left my body

[mild crystal]

Unless medically required

[smoky matrix]

yeah

[bitter heath]

unless you count alcohol

[vital roost]

ah fair enough

[bitter heath]

cause I've had a ton of that.

[teal temple]

my gf takes it to help her sleep, she could probably legally get a green card for her minor insomnia and depression

[vital roost]

i've been drunk a couple of times

i've regretted every time tho

[velvet quest]

Balls

[mild crystal]

https://youtu.be/YuT5E0FNqbk

[vital roost]

balls

[mild crystal]

Alcomahol cringe

[teal temple]

i just don't like the feeling of being drunk or drinking, the warm fire you get in your tummy feels like heart burn and i hate it

[vital roost]

agreed

[mild crystal]

Stinks smells bad

[velvet quest]

You’re balls

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-what-the-dog-doin-what-da-dog-doin-boi-what-the-hell-boi-gif-22449458

[bitter heath]

last time I was drunk I called my friends fake and they blocked me so I'm not eager to get drunk again

[vital roost]

last time i was drunk i drunk texted an ex so i know how you feel

[vital roost]

he do be vibin so hard

[bitter heath]

I could never do that, my ex was a crazy bitch who also had a rape kink

[vital roost]

ew lol

[bitter heath]

plus was a full on druggie

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[amber wigeon]

Last time I got drunk I kissed a girl (she initiated it)

[smoky matrix]

Probably a good thing they're an ex now

[vital roost]

BIG

[smoky matrix]

Insane

[amber wigeon]

That was 7 years ago

[vital roost]

:(

[vital roost]

dw now you're into femboys (they're not better)

[velvet quest]

Last time I was drunk I cried myself to sleep

[vital roost]

too real

[velvet quest]

[bitter heath]

that came with the situation aswell

been in that friend group since 2018 and they dropped me over telling the truth

[vital roost]

fake friends

sucks but it had to be done

[signal iris]

last time i was drunk, i was sad and fell asleep in vr

[vital roost]

:(

[bitter heath]

I may be into femboys but are they into me?

[vital roost]

depends

[amber wigeon]

[velvet quest]

Femboys are real? I need a moment…

[smoky matrix]

wtf...

[vital roost]

no they're not

[cold cipher]

mfw

[velvet quest]

Good

[vital roost]

speaking of femboys hi ares

[amber wigeon]

fake

[cold cipher]

mfw femboy

[vital roost]

(ares is actually 9'3" 823.23 lbs)

[bitter heath]

is ares half a 2015 mitsubishi mirage?

[vital roost]

i think so

[pseudo hinge]

Big L tbh

[vital roost]

kyle it is so far past your bed time

[pseudo hinge]

No

I still have 4 hours

[vital roost]

you are femboy

[velvet quest]

Oops I just cramped my leg

[pseudo hinge]

ono

[vital roost]

water

[velvet quest]

Is yucky

[vital roost]

wrong.

[bitter heath]

but if I love this song does that make me this?

[pseudo hinge]

Ice pack

[vital roost]

yes!

[velvet quest]

It’s yummy with juice in it

Unreal

[vital roost]

mmm

[velvet quest]

Stop having sex

[amber wigeon]

Fake

[vital roost]

can't stop me

[pseudo hinge]

Without us*

[cold cipher]

mad because bad

[velvet quest]

These hands will

[bitter heath]

I did years ago, shit scarred me

[pseudo hinge]

🧢

[velvet quest]

You got scarred from not having sex?

[bitter heath]

no I got scarred by crazy bitches with rape kinks

[vital roost]

this u?

[velvet quest]

Oh facts

[bitter heath]

what does this mean

also you did lie earlier

[vital roost]

means you are going bac kto boys because the ignovussy scarred you

[vital roost]

i never lie

[pseudo hinge]

🧢

[velvet quest]

Yeah ash lied about not wanting to be my friend (we are best friends that want to kill each other)

[vital roost]

(as best friends do)

[teal temple]

@trail citrus aeayreueueue??? euur, eyytuey yet yeyetyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeyy!!!!! ueueueyeueyeu UwU

[vital roost]

is this abt sending you something special? @bitter heath

it's in the mail bro, australia postage service sucks

[teal temple]

me reading reddit roasts on r/roastme

they're roasts are about as hot as a frozen blanket

[velvet quest]

@smoky matrix you are also my best friend but I won’t try and kill you

[vital roost]

wtf why is my life in danger

this is sexism

[smoky matrix]

[void slate]

Hey hey hey

[smoky matrix]

hihi peter

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-peter-otto-octavius-doctor-octopus-spider-man-no-way-home-hey-peter-gif-22940477

[void slate]

Did I write here about cocaine bananas yesterday

[smoky matrix]

yeah I think so

[void slate]

Nice

[smoky matrix]

I remember you talking about it

[void slate]

I'm having back pain and memory issues, nice

Could it be corona

[pseudo hinge]

🅱️eter

[velvet quest]

Because I said so? Bope??

[smoky matrix]

🅱️ 🇪 t🇪 r

[void slate]

Beer

Beer I hate

[smoky matrix]

same

[void slate]

Gives me headaches

[velvet quest]

Beer sucks

[fickle sentinel]

Beer tastes like shit

[velvet quest]

Moonshine is awesome tho

[vital roost]

agreed

[void slate]

🅱️eer

[fickle sentinel]

Anyone that likes beer just forced themselves to drink it enough to start liking it

Rewired their brains

[vital roost]

coffee

[void slate]

It's like homosexuality

You force yourself until you like it

[smoky matrix]

🤨