#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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seeing japanese women just reminds me of the greatest woman of all
fix your radar, hoe

look at this woman

Drake 
It is very yikes you're right
Thats why I said it because if people don't know the lyrics it's insta "Ayo?'
Nice for what tho 
Idk I shitpost all the time

Shitposting involves non contextual lyric posting
Yes
Jamie had a chance, yeah she really did, instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids.
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job
He plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
i just had the worst heartburn experience 💀
heartburn vomiting and a got damn coughing fit
my condolences
Avoid dying
It is lunch o'clock, now I gotta figure out what to eat 
Go to bed
deez

what did you end up getting
chicken schnitzel, slaw, harissa mayo on a roll 
and chilis apparently, with the seeds 
Hello chat

humina humina .... awooga ... pant pant pant , heart pounds comedically outside of my chest AWOOOOOO steam blows out of my ears
noice, i'm having leftover spag bol
@vital roost DID YOU CORRUPT ANOTHER???
i do not have to answer this

oooo sounds god
nice thigh highs tho 
Do be looking comfy 
That girl is disgusting
yea response was pretty tame by off topic standards tbh
I got a new monitor
Decided to treat myself for my court case news
Also also also I did my oil change
Sheesh
you are 12 look away
Go away GO AWAY GO AWAY

^^^^^
no
I think he likes thigh highs
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
I am not 12
Why are you 12
I am not :(
I just like the fings ryf be wearing
Stop being 12
I am notttt twelve

11?
13?
He is UNDERAGED
You’re underage
12.5
I'm 20
I am at a age
ohi ashy
hihi
Proof?!?

14
Why
@hardy mesa get rekt
inv back?
My license
Fake
Hi er
F
⚙️
hi oomfie chat
helo
it was pretty epic aside from having heartburn and a coughing fit 💀
im feeling a bit better ish
that's good 
stop projecting
no u
14.5, 15
One of dem 2
14.5 :P
No
15 isnt that far off
not me
still under age
pat i'd assume 
true
damn this psych2go channel do be murdering my brain
please dont die oomfie 
i'll try not to
thanks, i like it a lot better when youre alive 
U can round up to 20
agreed 
So I’m technically just 20
Where's ASHY
hi
Hi ashy!

♥️
how's your new monitor
@vital roost start the gm!!!!!
???
oh i didnt see that
Yes, I just added the finishing touches
Brightness
ooo big big

blink 182
my scott the woz poster finally came and it just goes to show how shitty and careless the australian post system are
this thing looks like it was left outside for weeks and then finally sent to me
adds character??
the poster itself is torn in several places, squeezed so hard in the tube that i'd need to use a weight to keep it open and it would just look terrible like that
:(
aus post is honestly falling apart at this point. they would probably be more efficient with drone strikes of mail at this point
oomfies guess what i got from the bodega
Sandwich
Arnold Palmer
ive seen the drinks, i didnt know they had chips tho
those are fruit snacks iris

Lol wtf

hrrnnggg give me the tea lunachable
Could go for salsa rn

I GOT THE FUNNY DISCORD CALL SOUND
i googled what the odds of getting it are today
i didnt get it for long because they hung up and called again but yeah its kinda rare

goodnight oomfie, sleep well 
NIGHT
i failed at the point between the big add room and the walker because a fucking sniper teleported 

i feel gross :)
why

NO
A new product if anyone wants any investors
whom dis?
Who wants to buy a POCKET ASHY
ayo?
a pocket ashy?
Looks like Nekros
A pocket ashy
elaborate
am i being sold
it's ash prime
Kek
Yes
i thought we mutually agreed not to sell people anymore 
l bozo
Only 4 u bc no one loves u
i am coping
True
You gonna cry? Gonna pee your pants? Gonna shit n cum?
If you're an emo QT3.1415 10/10 girl I'll love you
nop
awful shallow of you
That's the point
Slipknot is actually kinda good
Every time I look inside I know she knows
random q, anyone know of any buildings on a college campus in texas that is really big, big atrium in the center, really bright inside, has a bunch of skylights
Rice university

just 2 left ;-;
do you happen to know the name of the building?
No
ty anyway, i don't think any of those buildings is what i'm looking for
nice
WHATkids
Real Clair snadwhich
shhhh she’s venting
Hi Lucifer
🤫
hi yeet
Any one have a god roll rubicon riven?
@exotic leaf

YES
I remember some going for like 12k plat when i played
hi bby
Omg hi 

Froge
just look at ash's banner
Real





Poor froggy chair, being associated with forknife


Sat it ain't so
cats server and kittens server honestly the best servers on discord, hands down
cassie 
Frog
I've been listening to "emo" music for the past week

Frogg

F r o g e
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAVE ME)
new mod 

Based

yeah you killed it
I'm dying
Jokes on you I'm already there


What the Kyurem doin

College 
Shut up monkey shampoo
whatcha studying
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME
Business student majoring in Finance
oo that's a really good degree, lots and lots of directions to go with it
Indeed
The teachers just somehow manage to make the subject matter mind numbingly boring
business is just numbers, and numbers are boring
^
numbers are fun... when compared to marketing
I'd rather work with money than figure out how to get someone to buy my product over that of my competitor's
b r a n d p o s i t i o n i n g
Kekw

my marketing class has me studying SPOTIFY
makes me want to just ignore the class and take a failing grade
but i cant do that
Spotify has a kinda interesting story behind how it got to where it is now
But like after you go through it once it's not that interesting anymore
yes but does that have anything to do with THIS?
Personally never saw a point to Spotify, with YouTube around anyways
spotify is working on filling a niche, and they gobbled up enough startups with the right talent to do it
Tho after recent drama, definitely won’t use it
they want to make a device that acts as a voice assistant in cars
Spotify?
yep
Kinda pointless since we all have it on our phone
Might be diverging a bit too much from the brand image but can't fault them for trying to branch out honestly
That would actually be incredibly useful if phones and Bluetooths didn't already do that
Researching new avenues is always good
I would love a voice assistant for my car
Ngl if I could have something like JARVIS.
jarvis, show me who asked
my marketing prof
Jarvis show me this guys balls

Jarvis show me
Jarvis show me thighs

You know what to ask for wiz damn

Where is ash when you need em
right here
ayooo


Ass
ssA
sAs
Uwa
i need to buy shampoo
I need
someone to love me
Who
batteries drain overtime

True..
yikes didnt know people in here showered
Gamers carry the stink with them

wh
Who
Marry me when

nice
Gentian impact

Peter
Yeetim
Hola petey
How r u this rainy day
;-; bruh
Can someone explain why pepe emojis are considered right wing by the media
My case is going to get dismissed
because they tend to be used in right wing contexts, but the media misinterprets this and instead links them to right wing activity
because 4chan tends to create trends that the media tends to pick up because they're fucking boomers that don't understand most things and just go with it
my boy don
Also because they're associated with 4chan and a lot of Pepe's are used in association with extremists beliefs
but it is just funni frog emojis that can be found anywhere like twtich etc
remember maps? 4chan made that shit
same with making the ok symbol into a white supremacist symbol
don#0007
Yeah, 4chan made it up to bait mfers to believe something that never existed
and finally with pepe being an alt right frog even though the original creator HATES that
And then mfers actually started associating with it and legitimized it
Alright
Hundreds of retarded people smash their iPhones because the internet tells them to.
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4chan based tho
POOL'S CLOSED
the green text stories are pretty funny
🫀
i watched this whole thing and either this is from fnaf or a weird youtube video
i did enjoy the snapchat things, very nice
especially the grown man child tendies stories
You're based
You're very based
shit's hilarious or the ones that throw you for a loop at the end
theres noone called dom on the b an list
The ones where it's just an elaborate meme
And then the first word of ever line is a Rick roll
Or some other meme
no don#0007 ?
Or they do a complete 180 and it turns out they weren't being legit
oh
that guy is
he got his discord account stolen and the thief used it to break lfg rules
unlucky
UNLUCKY
It’s from fnaf
Brightened FNAF 6 ending scene showing the end of the Five Nights at Freddy's Series. After beating the Saturday shift in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator, you unlock this ending scene. Five Nights at Freddy's 6 was a very intense adventure, and this end scene for it was so worth it!
FNAF 6 Ending (Good Ending) ► https://www.youtube.com/watc...
lmao
when the first couple fnafs came out, i was interested but behind on the lore
with the bajillion fnaf games out now, ive given up and am very confused
It’s confusing but it’s so interesting
Basically a purple man refuses to die because he loves killing kids
exactly my takeaway
the ending for fnaf 6 is fucking perfect, i love the line "the darkest pits of hell have opened for you, don't keep the devil waiting" or something like that
it's just so fucking raw
Mugu you're lame
The entire speech is raw af
it's such a good ending to the series, then security breach ruined it all
fuck security breach all my homies hate security breach
yeah ive seen clips of the new game, definitely seems marketed to 10 year olds
steelwool could've started on a clean slate but no afton this afton that 
I stopped playing after fnaf 4 but I’ve kept up with the story the entire time
fnaf 6 was such a beatiful ending to the series imo
Afton!? FNAF!!
yessir fnaf
welp, too long a message but this is insane how people can do this type of stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZChT-PnszE&t=180s&ab_channel=Shooter25
This is a mod made by a friend, it increases the AI limit from 20 to 50. Also, XOR didn't spawn because he only does when the points are set to exactly 10k (normally 50/20)
Most of the animatronics were affected, they were either more aggressive or more common. For example, Puppet's music box winds down faster, OMC, Afton, Golden Freddy, and P....
50/30?
I only like watching fnaf playthroughs. Playing the game is too frustrating because of rng.
i don't even understand half the stuff they are doing in this, also 50/30 is a mod. you can't make the AI go above 20 normally in UCN
yeah dawko the first guy to beat 50/20 mode in ucn got an interview with scott himself lol
@signal seal hey, i got 3/8" ID tubing, which is basically 6/16, but I'm not sure if that can be interchanged with 5/16" ID tubing?
I wonder how much of that is skills and how much is being lucky with rng
50/20 or 30 is extremely RNG related
its mostly muscle memory
Because rng can wreck your playthrough
get some good clamps

yeah its insane how lucky you have to be to beat it
what are you making again? beer?
Do you know any video game that features game developers throwing temper tantrums
carbonation/soda
oh cool
Kylo Ren would make a good Bungie developer
yandere dev
that yandere simulator dev
Eww yandere
the lore
yeah im trying to drink less soda and this is cheaper than getting a sodastream in the long run
alex pog
Thicc lore
alex will never finish yandere simulator
you want to drink less soda so you are making soda?
the MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
Yes, you should not use the drugs you're dealing
What happened to pat I miss him, i would always respond with pat emoji to his messages
Potassium is golden Freddy confirmed
pat didnt go anywhere
ngl this cosplay is pretty fire

that springtrap cosplay is fucking sick
You're pat now
dub
i think that cosplay won an award actually
Insane
yeah that's the one, the guy's movement was on point too
I'm making carbonated drinks, which could be anything. So fizzy water is still just water, no sugar
Make carbonated tomato juice
I just like the fizzy ok

it is amazing to see what kinda incredible shit people can make

Y'all fw with the prune juice
I want the pepe smile emoji ninja has but i don't want to join the genshin impotency server
That shit is bussin ong
im a filthy water consumer
Vending impact
It's ironic how FNAF lore was mostly made up at first
Genshin impact
Join us 
FNAF literally was not intended to have a story
just steal the emote
You can tell by how vague and stupid it is
Yeah, it was pieced together by fans
and carried the bungie devs
Afton might as well be a wizard and aninatronics can be zombies and bothing woukd change
We can replace dead children with dead puppies
I got these 
Except halo's more was more officially established by the books which far out stepped fan based lore
yeah im talking before the books existed
Halo isn't popular in Poland
yeah i was about to say like 3-4 books built the back story before some games even came out
Growing up I never heard of Halo
and halo 2 had a lot of fleshed out lore
so halo first strike?
Valid but they're fundamentally useless on some car applications
that bungie devs piggy backed
oh that's neat how it has the twist thing so you don't need an allen driver
no u dumb fuk
WHY SO MEAN
im talking the game development timeline
i am tracing your ip adress pat
Do u want to go to emo music festival wif me
i am sending you a letter with glitter in it

yeah pat being mean so we can go
Lmao yeah
mark rober glitterbomb pog
Based
i am going to do this to pat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4&ab_channel=MarkRober
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based
not that funny anymore
Based
Based
I love Asian stereotypes
i am also going to fill your backpack with sand that i know is impossible to get out even 3 years later
amazing
How is the moon doing tonight besides your parking ticket?
i saw a moon halo a few days ago 
they aren't rare but i thought it was pretty
"bring back bullying"
You'll literally be the first target
Pretty!
If I do not chat in this server tmrw just know I died in a horrible gas explosion
ah the cook off classic
gonshin
gonshin
c6 ganyu
POST NINJA FUCKING DIED!
You guys play genshin impact?
Why don't you gain some bitches
I died laughing
I got yoima on my last summon right before I quit the game
All I want is diluc 
Rip Wiz 1919-2022
he sucks
So I still want to get him
I got diluc
diluc was gud till hu tao entered the game
I keep getting qiqi 
I wanted kequing
keq wing
Or Mona
How old is postninja
Let me trade
i have c2 keching
I have uninstalled the game
12 and three quarters


amazing
Why don't you install some bitches
Why don't you amaze some bitches
No
Is this true? I am autistic and I will take this an absolute truth
Why don't you say yes to some bitches?
No I'm actually 9+10
No, post ninja is my schoolmate, he's 21
zoomer nation
I see
910?
Older than 25 = boomer 
No bombers are 50 plus
real
boom
How many slices of cheese I ate last night
she looks cool!
ASHYOOO
what kind
she do
Did y'all get the alternate outfits yet?
No
alternate cheese outfit?
Why don't you alternate some outfits on some bitches
I got Keqing's outfit
Provologne and smoked pepper, some Cheddar too
which cheese is the best on a burger and why is it swiss?
i think my keqing is lvl 20 and i have her outfit
White cheddar
who doesn't like hot girls who carry guns
No wait, American
Fun fact - Polish Millennials are closer to post war American population than American Millennials.
based
Nice
Polish not based
Ashyooo
hi
Ashyy ashy ashy ashy ashyooo
Its a nice outfit
Mid
It looks like her normal
No booba
Where are the boobas
spent 10 rolls worth of gems on an outfit 💀
Hehehe

Postninja doesn't caption my images anymore
I have a guarantee for Yae Miko anyways
i dont give a FUCK
Cod advanced warfare had such satisfying gotcha moments
IS IT

It's treason then.
KEKING
KEKING
KEKING
Okay my eardrum is shaking and idk why
reject wanna be cat girl, return to mom- i mean mommy maid i mean mommy maid
do i care?
Probably got a lot of fluid in there, go to a doctor don't tell us
no i do not care
It wont stop and interwebs thinks I'm talking about tinnitus
based
Another Eardrum rumbler 
If that's a normal thing I fucken hate it
Tinnitus usually is sound
Welcome to the gang
It's not normal, it just means your ears are fucked up lol
Actual degen wtf
Yeah I know its the ēěěęeeĕ
Did you buy all of them
u might have water in ur ears
ee rr
That's what I said ASH
A S H Y O O
S H Y O O
H Y O O
I cleaned my ears earlier today
Oh fuck
It's ear wax then dumb mf
Guys I think I fucked up
missing out
Rude 
Some ear wax gets really liquidy and drains
I might've cleaned it too hard
?????
If you're concerned then go see a doctor
Oh thank FUCK
You'd KNOW if you cleaned it too hard
This you?
Sus af
Can I clean my hard drive in the dishwasher
If you cleaned it too hard you'd have an extreme pain the moment you fucked up by cleaning it
NOELLE BEST GORL
Ah okay
yes!
I would be careful of having Q-Tip fluff in your ear tho
Bro I want zhongli but I don't want to give mihoyo money. I've already spent two hundred on this game 
Nice
Thanks for the help
if you use anyone else you are actually bad at bideo gme
watch you get a 5 star and you lose 50/50
@vital roost come over here I love you
Let me get 300$ for that

@sharp valei will not marry u
Tbh I might just sell my account
Ashyoo 🤧
bless you peter
sup guys

Is it bc I love ash more than you
based 3k hp
I love postninja, he is awesome

the ole hp scaling champ
i mean
alt?
sheesh
all i have are
Me and Claire have a toxic relationship what do
What about me? 
I remember I spent like $80 on genshin and didn't get anything
I love toxic relationships, they are very radiant.
Go away
Unlucky
Yep
Did I ask you
Well pretty sure I didn't get anything
Your mom asked me for something last night
Rule #36, if you feel like you're getting played, you probably are.
Postninja 
Askers
wtf your pfp kinda looks like its bald if you look at it 

what tha hu tao doin?
Its me damn

||jk||
Marry me already smh
Time to look for new pfp I think
constantly being at red hp
Yeah that's an egirl 100% no way that's you
i get Claire's account in the alimony
Correct
I'm not a girl
Get real
I could be or I couldn't be
all i have is hu tao, is it worth it?
get real
who knows
Only if we wear socks
🤨 🤨
High thigh socks*
No
thighs
that too
mmmm
honestly u can probably sell a hu tao fresh account for like 30 bucks
It’d be pretty fun to cut off legs
Jarvis google thigh pics
someway somehow theres a market for ht
Jarvis show me this guys balls

she do be a pretty good 5 star

Why would you cut off that great song with such trash
yes
Real
5 star is the highest rating yeah?>
Yes
Anyone ever been to Petra
Wearing socks is an innuendo to gay sex not being gay if you're wearing said item and both people are consenting for those of you who don't know
So femboys who wear thigh highs are not gay
UNREAL ENGINE 5
No
Math
I don't make the rules
What
thigh highs are nice
Femboys are gay period
It does kinda look rendered lmao

ayo chat, should i make the wish?
Femboys are based
They chaff me
you know what's godly, a cold snickers
Yes
real
Not unless they wear socks apparently
Is Gayshin impact free?
Good. I was about to play it
thighs > everything else
no noelle
Real
Smt - shaking my Thighs
account worth 50$ now
nvm got her
What I would for some thighs like that
YO
NOELLE 
LUCKY
Who else is gay
mommy defence waifu
No one
Not me
this + hu tao
all i have
Yo wtf
Based
Give me your account NOW
y'all ever play an EDF game?
Good. You can go to Iran then
Electronic dance fart?
No? The Iranians like boys there
earth defence force game
No there are no gays in Iran
Me when I spend 1 thousand dollars on png sprites
this game was the shit back in the day for me
Then why are there cases of extremist Iranians abusing young boys
That's a sick cover
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
used to play with a friend all the time
something so fucking satisfying about shooting a spider in it's red glowing butthole to kill it
I don't like Iran anymore
Valid
I have a EDF in my wishlist
except edf is like blocky looking now isn’t it
like i know insect armagedon wasn't canon and just a spin off but i love it so much
:(
That screenshot above doesn't look that bad
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@sharp vale It might be like ancient Greece where they abused boys but didn't accept gay relationships between adult men
insect armagedon > every other edf
Yep lol
Postninja is 60 years old confirmed

i actually got attached to the MC in the game so the ending made me sad 
I got invested in before your eyes MC
be me
log into genshin once every few months and do nothing
also tank class > every other class above the normal difficulty
That's somewhat similar to what goes on but no it's straight up abused
Still feeling sad about that story to this day
Yup, yup
Me except BT
just never log into genshin
BT, nooo
Protocol 3 
I'm just in coocoo land today


eating sushi and dumplings now
Do I play?
No
Okay

Do I play?
REDDIT MARK 
L
i will end you
death
Guys we need a video game where Luke Smith throws a chair at a window
YES
Hmm maybe
Lmaoo
Playing three kingdoms

Connection terminated
I can't believe they actually had shadow with a gun in the intro of his game
Actual chads
Cringe reddit moment
kek
Lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IfzpgGwHkI This is more cringe moment
I hope he will aspire to become a full time dog walker one day when he grows up
This was fucked up tbh
Killed a whole subreddit lol
i saw that, the guy on the left is a total piece of shit as with most people who work at fox are
also the girl on the right tho
Fox? More like based
i thought the person on the right identified as a girl tho?
Ruined a 1.2m subreddit
reddit moderator
Yeah there was no good outcome of this interview for the subreddit
changed it I thought it was someone else who was the girl
ah ye, i was in the thread before it locked
Reducing 1m people to one mod was bound to go wrong lmao
Yep they aren't the face of anything they are meant to be a mod
lotta people just saying the same stuff pretty much, i mean the best thing would have been to just NOT do an interview
^^^
^^^
where internet meets real world is where it all goes wrong
real
Makes sense wiz is retired staff, no mod could be this based
unluckers
Now i realised why I never modded TK all mods are in chinese 
something just so beautiful about killing little tics and the mom tic
well pretty much all of them
Western game that is centered in china
privacy
about the three kingdoms
actually nvm that’s just the internet
Internet
The art work tho 
back to farming doe for purple sword, 210 runs NO SWORD
(with eager)
I’ve only got 1 (one) in total
i've gotten the same ROLL 4 TIMES. I am upset, relentless vorpal does not mean shit to me
I was alluding about much more terrible business practices
I forgot how much i love the woman's voice in TK
women
women 
I need a moment to fuck them
oh god oh fuck

woman
woman








