💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[vital roost]

ok so no

[lament egret]

i still need to teach you tf2 one day

[willow quartz]

Spider-Man deez nuts

[vital roost]

yes you do

[sick wyvern]

Depends on what those crates are

[sharp vale]

Alright suckers

I'm a free man

Let's fucking GOOO

[vital roost]

wow really selling yourself short, you could sell yourself for much more

[sick wyvern]

Wish I could post images, I got a lot of stuff in tf2

[signal iris]

sigh

[sick wyvern]

At least $20

[sharp vale]

10,000,000$

[vital roost]

spooky

[restive orbit]

ive never played tf2 in my life but i used to be a huge overwatch nerd

[vital roost]

yes or no @sick wyvern

ow is weeb tf2

[restive orbit]

yeah

id also personally say its just better, but thats only cause ive played it and havent played tf2

[vital roost]

who did u main ducky

[sick wyvern]

Idk you kinda cut off the item list xD

[signal iris]

@lament egret

[mild crystal]

i have never played tf2

[barren dagger]

who'd you play in ow

[mild crystal]

3k hours in ow tho

[lament egret]

real

[bitter heath]

I was a brig main

[barren dagger]

roadhog mains are superior, not bias at all

[lament egret]

I forgot which crate 80s were expensive, it mightve been 86 or 83

[sick wyvern]

I made people hate me as junk rat and hog. Some bastion and hanzo

[restive orbit]

ill open my game rn and find out

[barren dagger]

junk main, respectable

[lament egret]

@vital roost sell immediately

[barren dagger]

I mainly played hog before he got slapped

[vital roost]

YO

[restive orbit]

it changed a lot, but i think i had all my hours on widow and bastion on xbox and then ill send you a screenshot of my pc hours

[sharp vale]

Okay guys now that the court will be dismissing my case what should I do

[vital roost]

street race

[sick wyvern]

I kinda quit before anything happened to him

[vital roost]

chad bastion main

[bitter heath]

Meth

[restive orbit]

yeah the only golden gun i had on xbox was bastion

[sharp vale]

No that's expensive

[barren dagger]

bastion reinhardt on the payload = gaming

[restive orbit]

i still remember buying it, showing my brother and him just dying inside

[lament egret]

unreal

[restive orbit]

cause i mainly did it as a meme, but i also was cracked at bastion (not very hard to do)

[sick wyvern]

I kinda didn’t like when devs start drastically changing the game. Like adding and taking away abilities. Same with siege

[barren dagger]

but could you open the case then trade the item?

[vital roost]

lol i remember bastion memes

[restive orbit]

i havent played siege for like 6+ months

[sick wyvern]

Rip bastion in ow2

[smoky matrix]

god I meant to sleep an hour ago but got addicted to this yt channel send help

[vital roost]

i played dva mainly, but mercy and widow were up there as well

[restive orbit]

no siege is ass

[vital roost]

siege sucks

[sick wyvern]

I really only played siege for the free charms but then even that wasn’t enough to deal with toxic tryhards

[barren dagger]

I think I played against a few widow mains when I played ranked, I maybe went against 2 or 3 good ones

xbox ow = no good widows

[vital roost]

i was cracked on the sticks

[mild crystal]

i played against taimou once

[restive orbit]

steam says i have 2349.5 hours on siege

[mild crystal]

was very scary

[signal iris]

rate my ashyoo prime

[mild crystal]

u peek u die

[vital roost]

too buff

[barren dagger]

Zen was hella fun when I had to play heal

[restive orbit]

when i first got it on xbox i was like 'hot sniper lady, it would be sick to be good at her' and just only played her to get better

[sick wyvern]

Needs to be smol like ash

[barren dagger]

or lucio

[smoky matrix]

even if you don't peek someone just guesses a wall and one taps you

[vital roost]

gilded her gun too

[dark shoal]

Wtf

[vital roost]

wtf

[signal iris]

you know what? fuck you
unprimes your ash prime

[smoky matrix]

wtf

[dark shoal]

wtf..

[void slate]

[barren dagger]

i ended up buying gold genji just to annoy people when I didnt switch off him

[vital roost]

:(

[restive orbit]

same, jut only on pc

[smoky matrix]

wtf..!

[dark shoal]

wtf??

[vital roost]

spit it out

[smoky matrix]

wtf

[sharp vale]

I can actually pursue mfn CRIMINOLOGY NOW

LET'S GOOOO

[vital roost]

NK YOU CANt delete that

[sick wyvern]

Choose genji, take 1 hp damage and spam “I need healing”

[dark shoal]

Delete what? Huh? Speak. Spit it out. Go ahead. Say it. What?

[sharp vale]

I'm going to get all of you arrested

[barren dagger]

exactly what I did when I gave up on ranked and just solo q'd for fun

[vital roost]

alright that’s it i’m doing it

[barren dagger]

I just minged in ranked

[sharp vale]

I'm going to criminally profile each and every one of you

[vital roost]

what kind am i

[void slate]

[sharp vale]

A spousal abuser ngl

[sick wyvern]

You can try but no one will believe you

[vital roost]

abuser

[sharp vale]

Real

[void slate]

abusers gonna abuse

[sick wyvern]

Abuse me ashy 😩

[vital roost]

No.

[signal iris]

reprimes your ash prime

[void slate]

modders gonna mod

[sharp vale]

ASH PRIME

[smoky matrix]

do me do me

[vital roost]

i would not abuse

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

💀

[barren dagger]

profile dn

[vital roost]

me walking into my parents room at 3am to tell them i threw up

[sharp vale]

You're too soft you'd probably be a hit n run criminal

[sick wyvern]

Ok

[smoky matrix]

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-lmao-gif-9271317

[smoky matrix]

didn't ask you

[vital roost]

how am i a spousal abuser wtf

this is a scam

[mild crystal]

how is ash a spousal abuser

[sick wyvern]

Fine I won’t show you my other gundam when I’m done

[vital roost]

i wouldn’t abuse >:(

[sharp vale]

It's a psychological profile, there's a lot of traits and reasoning behind my basis

[sick wyvern]

“reasoning”

[vital roost]

i feel like u made this up

[barren dagger]

[signal iris]

hungry at 4 am

[vital roost]

eat

[smoky matrix]

consume

[barren dagger]

get cereal

[vital roost]

@sharp vale i know what kind of criminal id be (i have committed multiple crimes)

[signal iris]

ash, can i eat ur soul?

[vital roost]

No.

[signal iris]

:(

[sharp vale]

Ten years down the line, you're married dealing with regret and remorse, probably an alcoholic and disappointed in life. You'd probably abuse your spouse

[void slate]

I love emojis

[sick wyvern]

Have police search every shed till they find you

[smoky matrix]

but do they love you?

[vital roost]

i’ve barely even drank alcohol

[sharp vale]

You have to be wired a very specific yet unironically not complicated way to be a femboy

[sharp vale]

A lot can change in ten years

[vital roost]

oh we can tell peter

[sharp vale]

People who don't like alcohol try it once for grief and then become alcoholics

[signal iris]

my aot 2 character so out of place

[vital roost]

because it sucks, first time i did i threw up everywhere, second time i drunk texted someone that i still regret

[sharp vale]

Peter I'm gonna send you one

[vital roost]

DAMN

wdym

[barren dagger]

Zamn

[vital roost]

No.

[sick wyvern]

I just don’t like the smell, and all the bad shit I’ve seen and heard from people who were drunk. No thanks

[signal iris]

oh i just remembered i bought frozen pies the other day

[barren dagger]

what in da pies

[vital roost]

no i’d rather not send stuff like that to a public server

[sick wyvern]

Cream

[signal iris]

uhhh, beef

[vital roost]

no

[barren dagger]

let it be smh my head

[vital roost]

ooo nice nice eat up

[barren dagger]

im a cool family friendly man who doesn't drink

[barren dagger]

hate it

[vital roost]

what combo is this

[lament egret]

i love that one

[barren dagger]

tbf the only reason i dont drink is because I dont like any alcohol

taste wack

[void slate]

smirk + expressionless

[vital roost]

ah fair

[lament egret]

thanks for the new emote peter

[barren dagger]

Yea, but thats the alcohol that i haven't drank

[vital roost]

robbed so quick goddamn

[lament egret]

i got 3 servers al lfor emotes

do u want in to two of them ashy

[barren dagger]

koe the emote thief, lock her up

[vital roost]

if you want to send inv sure

[void slate]

I didn't do it, mom

[vital roost]

is this pleading and hot

[void slate]

yes

[vital roost]

[barren dagger]

pleading emote is cursed no matter what form

[vital roost]

too real

[void slate]

there's breaking news bbc let's see

[barren dagger]

boris having funny party with staff

[void slate]

some us supreme court judge announced retirement

aren't they judges 4 life though

is he retiring from life

[barren dagger]

apparently not

[lament egret]

after he saw yeetims case he just retired

[desert pilot]

suicide

[willow quartz]

they serve until retirement, death or impeachment

[sharp vale]

Alright scumbags you are all going to jail tonight

[barren dagger]

for what

[sharp vale]

A life service isn't ACTUALLY life lol, typically it's like 30 years

[void slate]

https://louan.me/EmojiMashupBot/

[smoky matrix]

what for

[desert pilot]

"this mf can outrun cops this shit ain't worth it"

[lament egret]

LMAO

[sharp vale]

Breaking my heart

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

real

[barren dagger]

good

[sharp vale]

My lawyer was thoroughly impressed

[smoky matrix]

do you want some superglue

[sharp vale]

I want some pringles

[vital roost]

what kind

[sharp vale]

YOU'RE FIRST

[smoky matrix]

sorry I only have superglue

[sharp vale]

Hot and sour

[vital roost]

hot and sour wtf

that’s not an actual flavor is it

[sharp vale]

Why do y'all think someone can get several life sentences

[void slate]

you didn't caption the image @thin kelp

[sharp vale]

It is, scorchin' chili and lime

[sick wyvern]

then why not fucking say 30

[vital roost]

that sounds better than hot and sour

[lament egret]

like this

[lament egret]

because i love the dinamita doritos so much

[sharp vale]

A life sentence is typical 25 years, that's considered a lifetime

[vital roost]

^

[sharp vale]

For judges it's the same way, 25 years is considered a lifetime

[vital roost]

that is real

[sharp vale]

Valid

[sharp vale]

I love you

[vital roost]

aww

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

koe i love you (platonically)

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[desert pilot]

[vital roost]

damn roasted him

[lament egret]

real

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-fake-meme-family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-20797530

[sharp vale]

I love everyone platonically because I find it hard to love anyone Romantically

[vital roost]

koemi if i open these crates what are the chances i get something cool that i can give u as a bday present

[sick wyvern]

trying to decide if i want to re install warframe

[vital roost]

you don’t

[sharp vale]

You don't

[sharp vale]

1/10

[desert pilot]

i love all of your romantically (jk)

or am i

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

You are jk

[restive orbit]

OwO

[sharp vale]

HOW COME I NEVER GET WINKS

[high wasp]

wtf potassium breaking up with me

[sick wyvern]

me neither

[sharp vale]

Guys let's make more court jokes

[sharp vale]

Remember that one time I carried the NF

[restive orbit]

cope

[lament egret]

very low !! but do so anyway

[vital roost]

idk i don’t think abt it i just send emotes

[sick wyvern]

imma do it, imma install it

[void slate]

Guys I want you to meet my cat

[desert pilot]

i have a way of doing that

[smoky matrix]

yes omg

[vital roost]

CAT IS BALLING

[smoky matrix]

I hate your cat

[desert pilot]

big bucks

[sharp vale]

It needs better eyes

[sharp vale]

Big money

[restive orbit]

wtf lmao

[vital roost]

it’s from coraline, it has beautiful eyes

[sick wyvern]

mf looks like robotnik

[desert pilot]

why not

[sharp vale]

LOL

[restive orbit]

ok ive been on 40 minutes through this movie for the past hour, ill be back when im done cause i love talking to you all so much that if i dont click off i just cant stop

[vital roost]

u go have fun ducky

[sick wyvern]

you cant quit us!

[smoky matrix]

adios

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

ok wait guys

[desert pilot]

understandable we love you too

[mild crystal]

@lament egret i love you

[vital roost]

waiting

[smoky matrix]

waiting

[lament egret]

pick a number 1 - 4

[smoky matrix]

3

[vital roost]

3

[desert pilot]

2

[lament egret]

tf okay 3

[mild crystal]

(platonically[maybe])

2

[lament egret]

[sick wyvern]

2

[lament egret]

ok well 2 wins

[sharp vale]

Ashyyy

[vital roost]

alien is pissed

[smoky matrix]

I got excited for an acutal cat

[vital roost]

hiya yeet

[sharp vale]

Send mine

[lament egret]

ok now pick a number 1 - 40

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix meet my cat

[lament egret]

first one is the case i unbox

[smoky matrix]

sorry I have had my hopes shattered and now I am jaded and do not trust you to show an actual cat

[vital roost]

but did you see how epicyclic me and lemur said 3 at the same time

[lament egret]

i saw !! !

[mild crystal]

no no its an actual cat

[sharp vale]

Send my cat emojis

[smoky matrix]

[mild crystal]

she is a girl too

[smoky matrix]

( you can't send a selfie )

[lament egret]

this was 20 so hope i get something epic

[mild crystal]

a cat girl you could say

[sharp vale]

BERKUT

[vital roost]

@lament egret

[sharp vale]

Tell berkut ily

[smoky matrix]

if I get a catgirl in my dms I will be dissapointed

[lament egret]

tell berkut im gambling away my 7.50 on virtual crates like a madwoman

[void slate]

Can I get a hug?

[sharp vale]

Lemu

[vital roost]

ok i will relay the message

[smoky matrix]

yeti

[lament egret]

epic

[vital roost]

EPIC

[void slate]

I have a new emojo for my pfp

[lament egret]

my internet is not liking me today

[vital roost]

i think it’s discord

discord bugging out for me

[void slate]

My new pfp

[vital roost]

beautiful

[lament egret]

[void slate]

sun + new-moon

[vital roost]

is this u irl

[void slate]

yes how did you know

[vital roost]

because ur so cute

[sharp vale]

It's not about the cuteness ASHY

[void slate]

this is second most <word missing> moment after Shia Lebuff going to robot heaven

[vital roost]

@lament egret what case do i open the mann co or the mayflower

[solar valve]

I got work In 3 hours and I can't sleep

[lament egret]

mayflower

[vital roost]

okie

[sharp vale]

IT'S ABOUT THE METS, BABY, LOVE THE METS, LET'S GO METS

[sick wyvern]

yea mayflower

[vital roost]

like the ship

[sharp vale]

Someone post the Mets meme

[sick wyvern]

manco is kind apointless unless you play

[high parrot]

its not always about the money spiderman

[sharp vale]

(with audio)

[sharp vale]

IT'S ABOUT THE METS

[vital roost]

https://youtu.be/bUMU_fqMK5k

[high parrot]

baby, the mets, love the mets, hit a homerun, love the mets

[sharp vale]

In file format ashdunce

[vital roost]

i don’t have it in file format

[sharp vale]

⚱️

Ash you should be ASHamed of yourself.

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

hi bing!

[signal seal]

Hello 🅱️shyy

[vital roost]

🅱️ing

[signal iris]

bing bong

[red cloak]

No way it’s bing

the bing

[smoky matrix]

No way it’s ryf
the ryf

[signal iris]

norton actually so annoying

berkut is a bully

[desert pilot]

lol

[vital roost]

what game

[signal iris]

destiny_ _

[vital roost]

based take

now what game is he playing

[desert pilot]

i figured out the secret

[signal iris]

he's been playing ffxiv the whole time

[vital roost]

ew

[smoky matrix]

Guess not

[signal iris]

lul

[desert pilot]

yeah definetly didn't

[smoky matrix]

:(

[signal seal]

ryf raf

[signal seal]

Claire chilling

[signal iris]

???

[desert pilot]

claire chilling

[signal iris]

why is that happening?

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

why is what happening

[smoky matrix]

Thumbtack

[sick wyvern]

pizza

[red cloak]

Umbrella

[vital roost]

ice cream

[signal seal]

no it's bing chilling

[smoky matrix]

My mistake I’m so sorry

[signal iris]

bro wtf, my replies aren't sending

[desert pilot]

discord having some issues

[vital roost]

yeah discord is being slow

[signal iris]

bing, i am the opposite of chilling
ash, he didn't say anything about me launching ffxiv

[signal seal]

not warframe will not judge

[vital roost]

i judge all

[vital roost]

L

[hardy mesa]

fine on my end

[red cloak]

Discord

[vital roost]

it seems to be better for now

[lament egret]

i have done it

[vital roost]

done what

[smoky matrix]

What have you done

[lament egret]

i finished my binding of isaac heavy in tf2

[vital roost]

show?

[smoky matrix]

Show!

[desert pilot]

show.

[lament egret]

you could say im a fan

[desert pilot]

nice

[smoky matrix]

Snazzy beard

[vital roost]

i like the halo

[lament egret]

the minigun lets my eyes light up

its really neat and fits the item too

[vital roost]

ooo sick

[desert pilot]

the iron curtain is so cool

[smoky matrix]

Goodnight chat

[vital roost]

night

[willow quartz]

there can only be one

[desert pilot]

good night lemur

[willow quartz]

goodnight lemu

[vital roost]

one what

[willow quartz]

tf2 reference

[red cloak]

Gn lemu

[lament egret]

the real god

[mild crystal]

why do you have norton

[desert pilot]

oh wow

[lament egret]

gn

[mild crystal]

goodnight cutie

[vital roost]

oh jesus

[signal iris]

eye roll

[high wasp]

i forgive them

[desert pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907456394167472220/935956593252634644/Image.gif

[bitter heath]

damn @restive orbit you really pulled an uno reverse card on me

[sick wyvern]

oof

[sharp vale]

Who wannabe my gf
Pros: I'll do anything for you
Cons: I'm lazy so sometimes I won't

[mild crystal]

no1

[desert pilot]

girlfriend application

[hollow marten]

helo

[desert pilot]

hi

[sharp vale]

Wild

[bitter heath]

who wannabe my femboy bf same pros and cons as above

[hollow marten]

Hru

[bitter heath]

living

[signal seal]

why are so many people sending me scam links to NFT servers

[vital roost]

i know of someone

[red cloak]

How do u know they’re scams maybe they’re just very polite nft businesspeople

[vital roost]

TRUE

[vital roost]

become the femboy

[bitter heath]

I'm a big dude with tons of hair that is never happening

tall and broad shouldered

[thin kelp]

Long hair gang

[bitter heath]

hell yeah

I need to get a haircut soon though

maybe I'll shave and go full bald for this cancer charity thing

[thin kelp]

Donate your hair or sell it

[bitter heath]

sell it?

ayo anyone want a plastic baggy of my hair

[thin kelp]

They make wigs for people with cancer I think

[vital roost]

zac i have a video for you but idk if i could send it here

[bitter heath]

dms are a thing

[vital roost]

tru

[thin kelp]

Ash slippin

[vital roost]

all i do is slip

[sharp vale]

Slip on dn

[sick wyvern]

Ash made a video for zac :3

[bitter heath]

it was a dude wearing thigh highs lifting

like my kind of body

was told I should become like that

[red cloak]

Wait I think I’ve seen that video

[desert pilot]

i've seen that video

[thin kelp]

Same

[bitter heath]

I just want to find myself one of these

[mild crystal]

i need a femboy bf

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-blacksmithing-blacksmithing-femboy-smithing-smith-gif-22045794

[vital roost]

i make videos for myself dark

[bitter heath]

have them forge me a dagger to massacre the next antivax protest

[desert pilot]

osha quaking in they boots rn

[bitter heath]

are they gothic boots

[desert pilot]

sure

[mild crystal]

no femboy bf rip gg go again later i suppose

[vital roost]

i thought u liked women

[mild crystal]

i do

[velvet quest]

No way

[sick wyvern]

Dat skirt .3.

[mild crystal]

_<

[red cloak]

Stronger than osha

[bitter heath]

[thin kelp]

This is not up to safety standards

[bitter heath]

you cant stop him, he's too powerful

[sharp vale]

ASHY

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

All fun n games until a 400° piece of metal flys into your thighs

[desert pilot]

[thin kelp]

Oh god

[desert pilot]

hey you guys seen jermas worst face this year

[bitter heath]

is it the one with the light

[desert pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uim2WH5pea0

[bitter heath]

he looks like he's really struggling to take a shit

[hollow marten]

Femboy blacksmith??

[red cloak]

Yea

[hollow marten]

😍

[red cloak]

He smithin

[desert pilot]

he fighting for his life

[hollow marten]

God among men

[red cloak]

He violating osha standard

[desert pilot]

he do be breaking a lot of workplace safety rules

[sick wyvern]

what if its their own personal workshop

[desert pilot]

then he would just be stupid in the head

for one video

[bitter heath]

insane in the brain

[desert pilot]

fr

[vital roost]

well most pe is for when things go seriously wrong, he probs knew what he was doing

[sick wyvern]

killjoys

[bitter heath]

insane in the membrane

[desert pilot]

thats what im saying!!!

[red cloak]

It doesn’t matter it’s a good video + he makin a knife

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrzlb4Hv0Cc

[desert pilot]

i think squashed jerma is way uglier

[sharp vale]

OSHA violations rejoice

[desert pilot]

squashed jerma looking the cockroach from men in black

[desert pilot]

no not that one

[bitter heath]

this one?

[desert pilot]

yeah him

[bitter heath]

my favorite clip is still the teacher noise

[desert pilot]

thats such a funny clip

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTte1scAm0

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-sus-sussy-teacher-impostor-gif-23472834

[bitter heath]

the fact that this man was entrusted with classrooms full of children baffles me

[desert pilot]

he probably broke in tbh

then that fucking sip at the end

so weird

[bitter heath]

his ability to just break out into some bit then immediately go back to normal also baffles me

[vital roost]

i’m gonna be a teacher someday

[bitter heath]

I've had a single time where I've done that and been funny but he doesnt miss

titanfall smart pistol for a mouth

[desert pilot]

will you take inspiration from jerma?

[vital roost]

what did he teach

[desert pilot]

he's a comedic master mind

idk i meant the clip

[vital roost]

ah yeah i will

[desert pilot]

great

[red cloak]

He was the school mascot

[vital roost]

obvs obvs

he didn’t wear a suit or anything the school mascot was just jerma

[desert pilot]

he showed up to random classroom, made weird sounds and left

probably didn't even work at a school tbh he probably just lived in a school basement

[sick wyvern]

who even is this guy, i keep hearing his name... i dont keep up with all the new streamers and youtubers kids follow these days

[bitter heath]

he knocked the teacher out and stood there tposing while making that noise before jumping out the window

jerma is probably the funniest person on twitch

[desert pilot]

jerma is a murderer and psychopath that tries to act normal and he streams

[red cloak]

He got fired because he kept talking to an imaginary person called chat and it was scaring the children

[desert pilot]

"chat im not gonna let the children peep the horror that would be stupid"

[vital roost]

he’s quite an old streamer

[desert pilot]

jerma985 is an international terrorist

[bitter heath]

heres him trying to explain that he isnt a cannibal while saying things that make him sounds like a cannibal

[red cloak]

(Proceeds to let the children peep the horror)

Chat why are you laughing at that

[desert pilot]

he got fired for taking the bodies of the dead children home for the 72 hour memorial stream

[sick wyvern]

ook

[restive orbit]

comment me copypasta, i comment you popypasta

@vital roost the movie was fricking beautiful, i love it

[desert pilot]

what movie

[red cloak]

Which movie?

[restive orbit]

deez

[desert pilot]

deez what sir

[vital roost]

don’t look up

[restive orbit]

'Don't Look Up'

[red cloak]

Oh I saw part of that

[desert pilot]

that movie was funny

[vital roost]

i’ll have to watch later!

[red cloak]

Looked good

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

my mother has been trying to get me to watch it

[restive orbit]

for sure

oh lmao

[vital roost]

and it looks amazing

[desert pilot]

don't watch don't look up if you are expecting a good movie

[thin kelp]

I'm fucking done, this clip sent me

[vital roost]

i just been like half putting it off half forgetting abt it

[desert pilot]

it is just a fun movie

[restive orbit]

yeah thats what happened to me, i was bored tonight and i opened netflix

so i just watched it and its amazing

[bitter heath]

its just so fucking random if you dont know jerma

[vital roost]

ahhh fair

[thin kelp]

True

[red cloak]

Even if you know jerma it doesn’t always prepare you for how mentally deranged he is

[desert pilot]

people who don't watch jerma are always so confused when jerma fans talk about him lol

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOumuhUzFf0

[red cloak]

That’s like my favorite clip

[desert pilot]

jerma fans be like "yeah this guy murdered 48 people and blew up a school but did you see that clip where he went like JNSDHIJDSFGIJN"

[bitter heath]

he goes from that to being normal instantly

[restive orbit]

nah og giant enemy spider is where its at

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50WtUTBaHE

[red cloak]

Yea lmao he is just singing his little song and then he just turns around and walks away like nothing happened

[desert pilot]

jerma has mad beatboxing skills fr

[restive orbit]

yeah

he will just randomly start jammin

mans goes hard

[desert pilot]

he is the most interesting man

[thin kelp]

Truly a modern wonder

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I4K6lYXYvsk

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-psycho-weird-filter-gif-16273193

[bitter heath]

the fucking noises he makes in this video are vile

[desert pilot]

FR

[red cloak]

https://youtu.be/DFa8jQF4MC4

[bitter heath]

and then you cant forget this one where he full power slaps himself on accident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fCnO9TjG0

[velvet quest]

https://youtu.be/oC2dcxwS6IA

Funni video

[bitter heath]

this is good, saw it yesterday

[thin kelp]

Bro stop posting jerma clips I can't keep up

I gotta watch em all

[desert pilot]

jerma will go to the ends of the world to prove a point

[desert pilot]

WHAT

[thin kelp]

Jerma Antarctica stream

[desert pilot]

when did this happen

[thin kelp]

2 weeks ago

[desert pilot]

mmm

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP7WO93IvN4

[desert pilot]

ohh its a compilation lol

THE BANANA BROS

YES HAHAHA

[bitter heath]

potassium power!

[desert pilot]

i love that clip

mfw jerma said my name on stream

[bitter heath]

dude, the hit and run stream was so fucking funny

[desert pilot]

it was insanity

[red cloak]

Hit and run gave jerma severe brain damage

[lament egret]

i remember that stream

[vital roost]

i started watching this one and the jerma finds out what the song is from clip was playing in the background and i didn’t realize

[red cloak]

He was a husk of a man by the end of hit and run

[vital roost]

and i thought it was JUST jerma being jerma

[desert pilot]

maybe two?

[bitter heath]

I also love the fact that jerma didnt know live chat was a thing until late 2020

[vital roost]

thank u wizard frog

[desert pilot]

me and who

[vital roost]

me

[bitter heath]

wizard frog is wrong

[void slate]

It's all coming together

[restive orbit]

yeah its thursday what heck

[desert pilot]

looking good

[void slate]

it's wednesday my dude

[restive orbit]

lies

stop lying to me im at my limit

[void slate]

Oceania is a lie

[exotic leaf]

true

Hi Peter

[desert pilot]

you wrong i win 😎

[vital roost]

thankfully i never lie

[restive orbit]

true

[red cloak]

Can confirm ash doesn’t lie

[vital roost]

and it is tuesday

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

cope seethe and mald

[red cloak]

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRSYqdGqN6M

[dark shoal]

[desert pilot]

how is this man allowed to go outside

[bitter heath]

he isnt

he barely leaves the house anyways

he'd end up being the last living human on earth and not find out until months later

[desert pilot]

fr

he'd be streaming to 0 people but he would have scizhophrenia

[red cloak]

I like to think that when jerma goes to a store he has all the same weird verbal tics and just terrifies employees

[desert pilot]

tbh i would love to see jerma do an irl stream

[mild crystal]

Oh yeah sorry. I forgot the *. It’s only Wednesday for cool people

[desert pilot]

i am fascinated to see how this man functions in a public place

[red cloak]

Yea it would be cool to see how many people step off the sidewalk to avoid him

[bitter heath]

I also love how committed he is to bits

dude threw himself through a window and injured himself on the sims stream, despite the fact that at one point he did a roll on stream and was in so much pain he couldnt stream for 3 months

[desert pilot]

if he starts a bit he will go through with it no matter what

[bitter heath]

I just wish I had the sudden outbursts of funny that he does

[desert pilot]

fr

[bitter heath]

closest I've had was playing 7 days with @hollow marten, having a car blow up on me and Immediately start singing that one song in the IRA memes

[desert pilot]

based

[hollow marten]

What

Oh

That shit had me dying bro

Hear a car explode look over and hear him singing Ira song

[desert pilot]

gaslight carbomb girlboss

[bitter heath]

it started

[desert pilot]

lol i thought he ghosted you

[bitter heath]

he messaged me back yesterday

[desert pilot]

nice

so when will you receive your first paycheck

[bitter heath]

no idea

[desert pilot]

you gonna be making some bank bro fr

[bitter heath]

the dude just paid for the 14 boosts to make the server a level 3 💀

[desert pilot]

💀

dedication to the craft

cryptobro discord gotta be fully boosted

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/farting-chat-bubble-spinning-gif-16955684

[keen delta]

wee woo wee woo

[restive orbit]

[desert pilot]

this is the funniest shit i've seen all day

[bitter heath]

how

[desert pilot]

idk

i can't explain why

[restive orbit]

i read it and barely gave it a smile

[bitter heath]

yeah, I didnt even have a slight smile

[velvet quest]

bope

[restive orbit]

no you bope >:C

[bitter heath]

bape

[desert pilot]

im just built different

[restive orbit]

clearly

[desert pilot]

im just tired lol

[restive orbit]

same

fricking 5:30 already

[keen delta]

Just got my x-ray done

[desert pilot]

sick

[restive orbit]

every bone in your body is broken

[bitter heath]

I'm not tired, my dumb ass slept from like 2pm to 11pm

[desert pilot]

a small nap

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-no-embed-perms-no-image-perms-0bobux-gif-19567942

[restive orbit]

im not that tired but im yawning a little bit for some reason, i woke up at 6pm

[keen delta]

[bitter heath]

not looking forward to work tomorrow, but I come back to hopefully having legends

[restive orbit]

just quit then

[desert pilot]

i have another super short school day tomorrow

[bitter heath]

I'm going to quit after I get another job

rent sucks

[restive orbit]

just go back to your parents home ez w

[desert pilot]

simply don't pay rent and murder your landlord

problem solved

[restive orbit]

i think he will be paying a lot more than rent if he does that

[desert pilot]

nonsense

[bitter heath]

I am, had to move back halfway through the year after finishing school due to my injuries

still havent had the funds to move out

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/farting-chat-bubble-spinning-gif-16955684

[restive orbit]

my wrist hurting for no fucking reason at all

[restive orbit]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-admin-furry-stash-admin-furry-furry-discord-gif-22557705

[bitter heath]

get that checked tbh

[restive orbit]

yeah next time i go to the chiropractor he'll do some magic and either fix it or tell me its absolutely fucked

[bitter heath]

well its also the chance that its carpal tunnel

[exotic leaf]

^

[hardy mesa]

yeah, and im heisenberg

[bitter heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830600268101976084/898011547614453791/caption.gif

[signal seal]

Lewshifer

[harsh quartz]

Hello.

Server is dying.

[restive orbit]

yeah they were taking 10 years to send, and then were deleted, but then the final one i sent, and that message i sent here finally went through

[thin kelp]

Wtf is happening

I'm perpetually connecting

[high wasp]

discord is dying

i think

maybe its back now

[restive orbit]

was that 3 messages sent within 5 seconds

actually abusing mod what hecc

[void slate]

That moment when HTC doesn't recommend using HTC power bank

[thin kelp]

Lmao

[signal iris]

lewdshifer

[signal iris]

i can confirm, i have that power bank

but i don't think wireless is worth it

[void slate]

it is

[signal iris]

i used my wireless adapter for all of two days and went with wired

[void slate]

madness

[signal iris]

it rly isn't, it's so problematic

[void slate]

what headset do you have?

[signal iris]

like display taking forever to show up, cutting off audio, or cutting off display randomly

vive pro eye

[void slate]

do you have ryzen?

[signal iris]

my cpu? ya

[void slate]

I read that it causes issues with vive wireless

hardware issues are the worst xd

@exotic leaf What will happen sooner?
A - Valve releases Half-Life 3
B - Sagrada Familia cathedral finishes construction

[dark shoal]

software issues are by far

hardware issue is for logical gamers

[void slate]

software issues for specific hardware is what I meant

[dark shoal]

peter I have intel

[hardy mesa]

intel on what?

[dark shoal]

Your current coordinates.

[hardy mesa]

vine boom

[void slate]

crying

[velvet quest]

get realest

[dark shoal]

bros play it takes two

[tame sapphire]

it takes two is ❤️

[atomic lagoon]

wait if your gay and think that your good looking, would you be attracted to yourself?

[tame sapphire]

are you sure you're old enough to use discord?

[atomic lagoon]

me?

[vital roost]

i think that's less "gay" and more "extreme narcissism"

[atomic lagoon]

but i mean would it be gay if you think your that hot?

[signal iris]

@vital roosti'm eating another pie

[vital roost]

u should join like a philosophy discord bro

or just not ask dumb questions

[vital roost]

bigbigbig

[dark shoal]

what gambit pfp does to a mf

[tame sapphire]

r/Iam14andthisisdeep

[signal iris]

chilli beef and cheese

[velvet quest]

Pee

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

B- Half Life 3 will never happen

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-no-please-no-gif-5026106

[signal iris]

half-life alyx 2

[signal seal]

||i never beat half life 1 i got suck||

[dark shoal]

bro how do u get stuck in hl1

[signal iris]

i think i had to use console commands to beat the last boss

[dark shoal]

wtf

Claire...

[signal iris]

it was in like 2016

[dark shoal]

yea and

[signal seal]

idk i played it a decade ago or soemthing

[signal iris]

and shut up

[dark shoal]

shut the fuck up i beat half life 1 without console commands can u say the same

[signal iris]

die

[dark shoal]

why would i die im extremely happy

[normal fern]

Who has a plate worth $400? I broke a plate worth $400 at work, why do you even have a plate like that. I also broke the handle on a window. Everything broken including my p

[dark shoal]

he broke his p..

[normal fern]

it been broke

n

[dark shoal]

[hard spindle]

What

Pat the fucking shitter still hasn't changed my name back

What a 🐀

[velvet quest]

Ali?

[barren dagger]

Ali?!?!

[dark shoal]

ALi..

[velvet quest]

I wish stray would come out already… it’s early 2022

[hard spindle]

Don't ask me why he changed it to Ali 💀

[dark shoal]

wtf is stray

why dont u try straying from ur recent activities in the offtopic channel

[velvet quest]

No

Bope

[dark shoal]

can I explode you

[void slate]

Goodnight

[void slate]

explosions are prohibited unless the explodee clearly consents

[dark shoal]

peter do not look under your bed

[dark shoal]

why do u think i ask

[void slate]

what's in there

[dark shoal]

i said dont look under ur bed bro

[void slate]

is my mom under the bed

[dark shoal]

dont look.

[void slate]

is it obama

[dark shoal]

dont look under the fucking bed bro

[void slate]

i don't that's why I'm asking

[dark shoal]

why are u asking..

[exotic leaf]

you got suck

[sharp vale]

I keep that thang on me

God damnit Bobby

They see me selling propane and now they tryna copy

[mild crystal]

😳

[signal seal]

[prisma anchor]

How do u change your server bio on mobile???

Does anyone know?

[turbid laurel]

like a discord server bio?

[prisma anchor]

@turbid laurel moreso the server bio. They are seperate

[young gull]

does anyone know how to get that new emblem

[velvet quest]

Did you guys know that mountain lions are free? Like you can just take one, no one will stop you

[vital roost]

I will.

[turbid laurel]

i believe you can only do that on pc it normally would be under community server settings but that doesnt come up for mobile only pc

[prisma anchor]

That makes sense. Thank you

[turbid laurel]

no as a matter of fact i did not thank you for this wonderful piece of advice i shall apply to my day to day.

[turbid laurel]

np

[exotic leaf]

[dark shoal]

I have 538 mountain lions

[signal iris]

what r u gonna name it>?

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

i think u interpreted that wrong

[dark shoal]

hahahahhahahaha

[signal iris]

OH, i thought you were gonna steal a mountain lion, not stop mugu

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-smooth-brain-idiot-gif-20901280

[vital roost]

smooth brain better, prettier

[velvet quest]

Why would you not take a mountain lion

[thick orbit]

Desk drip

[mild crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287061718775889921/936033100704669726/RPReplay_Final1631252072.mov

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-smooth-brain-idiot-gif-20901280

that's a good one imma steal it

[thin kelp]

Discord is alive

[mild crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287061718775889921/936038283983589406/IMG_8350.mp4

[thin kelp]

[signal iris]

song of storms

[sick wyvern]

now its raining.

[lament egret]

oomfies i beat someone in ddr

[signal iris]

ddr?

[sick wyvern]

dancing game

[thin kelp]

Doki doki revolution

[sick wyvern]

dance dance revolution

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

they marvel vs capcom 2 as well and i was blasting through it lmao

[velvet quest]

Omg oomfie I’m so proud of you

[lament egret]

no drinks unfortunately but i do have a shitton of money on me

tonight was good

[sick wyvern]

fun birthday

[velvet quest]

You should buy some drinks then

[lament egret]

hmmm

[velvet quest]

Go sicko mode

[lament egret]

no!

[cold nebula]

Anyone exited for WW3?

[sick wyvern]

idk, seems alright

might check it out since i do like the BF games

[velvet quest]

Kill them batman

[thin kelp]

Batman when you keep the extra GPU amazon sent you by accident

[lament egret]

hi again oomfies

[hardy mesa]

no, no more oomfies please

[bitter heath]

hello koe

[hardy mesa]

cringe as hell

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657260

delete if not appropiate

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-genshin-genshin-impact-oomfie-sending-gif-23135778

[thin kelp]

Self snitching

[hardy mesa]

fuck not this gif again

[hardy mesa]

rather not lose dono and giveaway winner

[thin kelp]

If you're not teetering on the edge are you even a true giveaway winner

Also what do the Chinese characters on his back mean

[mild crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/655599534357086221/935901524943577118/image08.gif

[signal iris]

what the fuck, koe?>

[thin kelp]

Another Bad rats player

[bitter heath]

that isnt the focus of the screenshot

[lament egret]

i pretend not to see it

[signal iris]

give me your giveaway winner role

[thin kelp]

Says you

[lament egret]

i only see celeste

[bitter heath]

but I've gifted that to some people

[hardy mesa]

no

[signal iris]

you're forever tainted

[thin kelp]

Happy birthday

[hardy mesa]

it's the fucking view bot guy

[thin kelp]

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657254

[lament egret]

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxV14h0kFs0

[signal iris]

gladly

[exotic leaf]

no

[velvet quest]

Hi oomfie

[thin kelp]

[hardy mesa]

_ _

[signal iris]

_ _

[thin kelp]

_ _

[vital roost]

[hardy mesa]

failure

[vital roost]

bope

[signal iris]

ugh

[thin kelp]

[velvet quest]

Bope

@vital roost do you wanna do a few gms later?

[bitter heath]

the worst I have is this

[sharp vale]

Guess who going to jail tonight

[vital roost]

as long as it's over 2 hours later sure

[mild crystal]

BRUGGGGG The new Boba Fett episode

[thin kelp]

Everyone in this chat

[vital roost]

why's that?

[velvet quest]

Tf are you doing

[sharp vale]

Not me

[vital roost]

fair

[sharp vale]

Correct

[hardy mesa]

what the fuck?

[vital roost]

movie

[sharp vale]

God gon post my bail tonight

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

Rough homie makeout sesh when?

[thin kelp]

Ayo

[velvet quest]

Oh ok, well that’s fine

[sharp vale]

My case is being dismissed I am allowed to act once of pocket again

[velvet quest]

Enjoy your movie bozo

[thin kelp]

Is it me or do some gloves elast

[sharp vale]

?

[thin kelp]

Embed fail

[sharp vale]

I fought the law and the law won

[thin kelp]

You know what I mean

[sharp vale]

Well except in this case I raced the law and I won

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

God I love the sped up cat jams

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]