💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[sharp vale]

If I were a mod you would never see me in chat

Not like I could be a mod anyways

[vital roost]

too real man too real

[sharp vale]

Real

[untold tusk]

Yeetim would ban chatting

[signal seal]

i would just mute 90% of gen chat

[sharp vale]

My behavior changes dramatically when held up to different standards

[high wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/yogurt-cap-oomfie-ok-um-ok-gif-24181814

[bitter heath]

I've already been a mod in here

[signal seal]

I once asked if I could mute people for asking what the legendary lost sector was

[bitter heath]

for like a week

[high wasp]

you did a lot

[signal seal]

and i was told no

[bitter heath]

I didnt do anything

literally nothing because I was trying to get into a course

[queen osprey]

lol

[vital roost]

is the #admin-furry-stash real

[sharp vale]

Yes

[bitter heath]

yes

[signal seal]

Also if i was a mod I would rise up and ban Pat

[bitter heath]

pat was the most active in there @vital roost

[exotic leaf]

i will never come into off topic again

[queen osprey]

yo?

[sharp vale]

If I were a mod I wouldn't even be talking about anything

[untold tusk]

I still have that old discord app that shows all the channels I don't have access to.

[queen osprey]

you mean bd plugin

[sharp vale]

Being a mod must be so boring

[signal seal]

that mod makes discord buggy

[untold tusk]

No, I mean one from 2015

[signal seal]

and it's annoying to find channels

and i realized i just don't care what hidden channels there are

[queen osprey]

its the opposite of boring

[signal seal]

if i could read them 👀

also can mods see when people are typing in channels here?

[sharp vale]

LMAO

[queen osprey]

no

[sharp vale]

LMAOO

[queen osprey]

discord removed that feature

because of lag

[untold tusk]

Illiteracy, an essential part of my Southern US pride.

[sharp vale]

BRUH THE MOD APPLICATION IS THE EASIEST, EASIEST, EASIEST APPLICATION I'VE EVER SEEN LOL

[signal seal]

yeah but you have to also be capable of being a mod

doubt.exe

[sharp vale]

My resume for literally anything vastly outdoes anything in that application

[signal seal]

dm navist directly, be founder

[sharp vale]

Idk man

[untold tusk]

Crow-founder

[sharp vale]

Founder implies that someone found something

[exotic leaf]

were you expecting a difficult application? lmao

[signal seal]

also they probably go through your message history and i don't know how that's going to go

[sharp vale]

All I've found is trouble with the law

[untold tusk]

Nvidia Founders edition

[sharp vale]

Actually yes

Back in Warframe I was asked to mod chat for the second biggest clan alliance on Xbox

I declined because I preferred shit posting over keeping a professional front

[vital roost]

if i had a nickel for every staff member i've seen post furry stuff i'd have 2 nickels

[sharp vale]

In this discord?

[vital roost]

yes

[sharp vale]

I was about to say

[vital roost]

one in this chat, the other in dms

[sharp vale]

I'd be RICH

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-phineas-and-ferb-gif-18102120

[sharp vale]

If it incorporate discord overall

[signal seal]

guys i left obs on earlier and ended up recording an 80 gb video

[vital roost]

"oops"

[signal seal]

2 hours 41 minutes

[exotic leaf]

Bing: The Movie

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/real-realism-obtain-fake-gif-21574597

[sharp vale]

It must suck to be a mod tho bro tbh

All that stigma and perpetual necessity to be serious and be a stick in the mud just to ban mfs who could care less about your well being

[vital roost]

just be like lugi who posts off topic in density chat and is based as fuck

[queen osprey]

i am the epitome if serious

[sharp vale]

Where's the FUN

[queen osprey]

and stick in the mud

[sharp vale]

I used to be

And then I grew up

And then I realized that I was handicapping my social life by being a smartass serious stick in the mud and had 0 friends

Then I became more outgoing, got friends, got a job, made relationships, connections, etc

[queen osprey]

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-black-kid-gif-3535805

[high wasp]

yeah....

https://tenor.com/view/go-off-oomfie-oomf-oomfie-smook-smokingissad-gif-21380215

[queen osprey]

perfect gif lew

[high wasp]

how was my gif

[queen osprey]

[exotic leaf]

[high wasp]

i see that as a win

[queen osprey]

stay winning

[sharp vale]

Did y'all eat today

[exotic leaf]

what are you a cop

[sharp vale]

No I just wanted to know if you guys ate today jeez

[high wasp]

ive been accumulating mass

[sharp vale]

Respectable

[high wasp]

my favorite restauraunt stopped being open in the morning so i couldnt go there after the gym

but now theyre open again in the morning

[queen osprey]

god damn covid

[mild crystal]

BRUH LMAO what

[exotic leaf]

LMFAO

[bitter heath]

redditor

[sharp vale]

Just replace it with home cooking

I refused to go to restaurants personally

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-twitter-oomfie-klee-oomfie-klee-gif-21779770

[sharp vale]

But if someone buys me food from one I'll eat it

[exotic leaf]

oh the humanity

[high wasp]

sorry im not POOR

[queen osprey]

oh shi

[high wasp]

:icant:

[exotic leaf]

:icant:

[mild crystal]

sure whats you're address

[queen osprey]

:cannot:

[sharp vale]

Wdym I just buy food to eat at home

[high wasp]

she has to wear that to go into the lava i think

if i remember right

[mild crystal]

i'll send you dominos

[sharp vale]

Correct

[sharp vale]

No

[mild crystal]

yeah I know lmao I'm watching it now. Thought it was funny

[high wasp]

good show i watched it a few months ago

[exotic leaf]

reminds me of thick powerpuff girls

[flat talon]

Swapped my shells

[exotic leaf]

ultimate gamer move

[sharp vale]

Genuinely I have a terribly slow metabolism so I get hungry during random distant times

[queen osprey]

have you had joycon drifting issues wook

[high wasp]

balling. i didnt know you could do that

[sharp vale]

I eat like twice a day and fill up fast so I just don't buy food from restaurants

[flat talon]

Research ones are ones Nintendo repaired and sent back. I just put the. In new shells

[high wasp]

makes sense

[flat talon]

These are*

My whole switch is done now, one sec let me get it and I'll send a pic

[high wasp]

they should do a thing where you can recalibrate joysticks in the software. like say that the new drifting position is now centered. it wouldnt work for really egregious drift but it would be fine for most people

is there a reason thats not a thing

[sharp vale]

How would that work though if it's a physical thing?

[high wasp]

i mean when its drifting its just stuck a little bit to the left or whatever right

[sharp vale]

The reason drift exists is because the switches get activated because it's stuck in that direction, yes

[sharp vale]

But the only way to fix that would be to lower the sensitivity of the stick

There would be no way to software fix it

[flat talon]

I'm not doing the front of the shell

[high wasp]

oh i see

[queen osprey]

idk

[high wasp]

well i was gonna say you could like subtract whatever the current input level is. like if its moving 10 units left you make it constantly move 10 units

[flat talon]

It's way to crazy to get that off

[queen osprey]

it kinda looks.... wrong

[high wasp]

but then that wouldnt work right

[sharp vale]

Yeah that infact wouldn't work right

Then the digital interface wouldn't line up with the physical space you move your stick

Heheh controller alignment that's funny

We aligning controllers now

[vital roost]

how about you align with some women

[sharp vale]

Because relationships hurt ashy

[vital roost]

too real

[manic gull]

anyone play runescape?

[sharp vale]

Yeah now delete that message

[barren dagger]

Luckily not

[vital roost]

No.

[onyx schooner]

how about you align yourself with some women

[sharp vale]

Post ratio

[barren dagger]

I’m in bed

[sharp vale]

Okay I'll align myself with you

[onyx schooner]

i am not a female

[barren dagger]

[sharp vale]

Yes you are

[vital roost]

proof?

[sharp vale]

Proof?

[onyx schooner]

you claim i am one, you have to prove it

[barren dagger]

Off topic e dating

[queen osprey]

this is....

weird

like

[onyx schooner]

they are weird yes

[queen osprey]

sexual harassment weird

so

cut this shit out

thank you

[onyx schooner]

protect me pat-chan

[queen osprey]

[barren dagger]

🤨

[onyx schooner]

[high wasp]

you know you can press the period button instead of the enter button and then your message will appear in like 1 or 2 lines

[queen osprey]

thanks

[sharp vale]

🤔

Does anyone have the rotating 🤔 emoji gif

[vital roost]

[barren dagger]

Just noticed I had my phone cable in my phone for 2 hours but the plug wasn’t in the socket

[sharp vale]

Close enough

[barren dagger]

Coping

[onyx schooner]

[exotic leaf]

[barren dagger]

Someone pass me some charge

[onyx schooner]

no

[sharp vale]

Closer enough

[exotic leaf]

no

[barren dagger]

Selfish

[sharp vale]

Hahahaha your phone doesn't charge to 100% in 30 minutes?

[barren dagger]

Android + ratio

[sharp vale]

iPhone won't charge + ratio

[exotic leaf]

projecting + ratio+ youre mother

[barren dagger]

iPhone wasn’t plugged in

[sharp vale]

Slow charge + ratio

[barren dagger]

Over night charge + work

• my phone has bigger battery size

[sharp vale]

????

Mf what

[vital roost]

are u guys egoing phone batteries

[sharp vale]

iPhones have like a 3200 MAH

Mine is 4500

[barren dagger]

Android

[sharp vale]

And it chargers in 30 minutes

[exotic leaf]

its giving stick in the mud for me

[sharp vale]

Overnight charging

[barren dagger]

Do you have over priced stuff? No

[sharp vale]

Depends what's overpriced

My phone was 800$

[barren dagger]

I listen to stuff on my phone to sleep

[sharp vale]

Real

[barren dagger]

I forgot how much mine was

I just got the best one

[sharp vale]

My battery lasts around 12 hours though

[barren dagger]

I’m gonna get a gaming phone

[sharp vale]

L

I have a OnePlus 8T I bought about a year ago. Solid phone

[barren dagger]

I got a bigger flex, my moms a higher candy crush level than you

I have like a permanent 15% discount at EE cos my mam used to work for them

[high wasp]

whats ee

[sharp vale]

I have a bigger flex

I've solved more math problems than you

[barren dagger]

Phone provider idk any us ones

[high wasp]

oh thats pretty useful

[sharp vale]

Verizon

[barren dagger]

Them

[high wasp]

did you go to college for math major or something yeetim

[barren dagger]

They do internet also but it’s garbage

[sharp vale]

No I'm just being ironic

[barren dagger]

🤓

[sharp vale]

He bragged candy crush level and I thought we were taking dumb pseudo nerd shots for the humor

[high wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-oomfie-notes-oomfie-klee-gif-23040134

[barren dagger]

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-israel-klee-oomf-gif-22679247

[high wasp]

how long have you been in there do you need anything

[exotic leaf]

yes pls i need water

[barren dagger]

I hate oomfie already

[sharp vale]

I need a will to love

[lament egret]

[high wasp]

first you must learn to love yourself

[barren dagger]

Impossible

[vital roost]

omg hi koemi

[sharp vale]

Drug addictions make me so sad

Sigh

Gn chat

[vital roost]

night yeet

[barren dagger]

Slep

[sharp vale]

I'm not going to sleep I just don't feel like talking

[exotic leaf]

[storm panther]

[lament egret]

same yeet

[vital roost]

that's okay you can come talk whenever you feel like it

[velvet quest]

@lament egret omg hi oomfie

[lament egret]

heyhey

[vital roost]

HI KOEMI

[lament egret]

hi

[vital roost]

uno hora mas koemi

[lament egret]

oh yeah

[vital roost]

rip bozo

[onyx schooner]

rip koezo

[lament egret]

soon

[vital roost]

what does this mean

[onyx schooner]

death

[vital roost]

No.

[onyx schooner]

Yes.

https://puu.sh/IF0cP/1b7eb52112.png

[vital roost]

combine koe and nene and get koene like the hotdog

[vital roost]

nice

wwait @lament egret i realize i have miscounter it is actually 2 hours and i am an idiot

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-social-credit-kakep-kakepus-jimbo-gif-24408180

[onyx schooner]

yes

[vital roost]

Yes.

[torpid trout]

mhmm

[signal iris]

rly at work w this stomach ache huh?

[onyx schooner]

beat it up

[signal seal]

take the day off

[warped aspen]

[onyx schooner]

claire simp moment

[signal seal]

probably been some already

[vital roost]

@mild crystal go be cringe somewhere else

[void slate]

Good morning

[hollow marten]

True

[vital roost]

morning peter !

[sick wyvern]

ello all

[sharp vale]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

TWIST HIS DICK

THE OL DICK TWIST

[velvet quest]

[warped aspen]

[mild crystal]

Long John Silvers has just acquired Amazon. Long John Silvers is now the worlds largest company.

[signal iris]

berkut is my only simp

[sick wyvern]

and now theyre gone

[signal iris]

dms exist

[onyx schooner]

no they dont

[vital roost]

you don't want in nene's dms 💀

[signal iris]

huh?

[sick wyvern]

what if I do

[vital roost]

You don't.

[sick wyvern]

fine then ill get in yours

[signal iris]

i used to be flirty in nenes dms lmao

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-cock-mrekk-vaxei-whitefcat-gif-20435871

[vital roost]

[thick orbit]

Is it okay to get a new keyboard even tho the one I got isn't even a year old?

Have k70

[foggy horizon]

no

[onyx schooner]

ae

[velvet quest]

Can it be Friday already pls

[hollow marten]

I had a k95 and then I switched to a ducky mini

[thick orbit]

I have another keyboard in my closet that wasn't a year old too

[hollow marten]

What is it?

[thick orbit]

Uhh I forgot but it was steel series one

It was good one tho, want to get one where you can change the mechanical keys without having to solder them

[hollow marten]

Oh alright

[thick orbit]

Don't know any good full keyboard with changeable switches

since I do use my numpad when doing numbers

[hollow marten]

Yea

Idk

This is my keyboard I like it

[sick wyvern]

well they all are if you are willing to take it apart and know how to solder

[thick orbit]

Would take a pick of mine but it has a lot of dog hair on it

You kinda just live with the dog hair it just never stops

[sick wyvern]

id share mine but i cant post images

[lament egret]

i have this one

[signal iris]

chat, dare me to do it?

[sick wyvern]

if i werent so used to the number pad id get one of those

[hollow marten]

I rebuilt my pc not too long ago

It was nice

[sick wyvern]

but i like the one i have, it has a volume wheel and a mute button

afaik there hasnt been another with the same type and for some reason logitech discontinued the one i have

probably because they made it too good that no one would want anything else lol

[hollow marten]

Wait I just realized

Not a razer chair

[warped aspen]

gaming chairs are a scam

get an office chair instead

[sick wyvern]

ye they kinda are

[hollow marten]

Not true

[sick wyvern]

or at least theyre way overpriced

[hollow marten]

My secret lab is prolly my best investment

[thick orbit]

Yeah love my secret lab chair

[hollow marten]

Exactlyyyy

[thick orbit]

I went with fabric instead of leather and glad I did

[hollow marten]

Same

[thick orbit]

[hollow marten]

Best chair ever

[thick orbit]

They are on sale a lot too so if people are thinking of getting one just wait for sale

saved like $400 I think from just waiting

[hollow marten]

Bruh

I got mine in July of last year and I spent so much

[thick orbit]

yeah mine was still like 600 I think lol

[hollow marten]

Like 450ish

[thick orbit]

so about the same I guess

[hollow marten]

What the fuck kinda chair did you get?!?

1k chair

[smoky matrix]

My chair is off the side of the road and it's lasted 7 years and counting

[thick orbit]

um can't remember but I remember it was 600ish

All my chairs pumps fail so you kinda just slide down

[sick wyvern]

same lemur

[signal iris]

nah, not that

i meant the keyboard and mouse really

[sick wyvern]

mine was from a neighbor

[signal iris]

instagram rly thinks i care huh?

[hollow marten]

I had a dx racer a long time ago

Oh yeah I fw with pink stuff 100%

My setup used to be pink but I'm trying white rn and I kinda like it

[sick wyvern]

sorry, no density theme, smh

[hollow marten]

Naw

[sick wyvern]

could have done foundries or faction. crucible, gambit or vanguard logos, class logos

[signal iris]

i think the only razer products i have are two cat ear headsets, a matching headset stand and a mousepad

[hollow marten]

I had a headset but it died earlier this month

[hollow marten]

I like deadstiny but like not that much

[hollow marten]

Send your setup lemmi see

[signal iris]

not home rn

[hollow marten]

😭

[exotic leaf]

YES

[sick wyvern]

i got similar ones that have speakers in the ears, for a friend

[signal iris]

the black pair are better for obvious reasons

bigger ears and wired, so better quality

[hollow marten]

I just have normal Logitech ones

[sick wyvern]

i have g430s

[thin kelp]

egoing

[hollow marten]

Mine are pro x's I think

[signal iris]

the first photo i took of most of my first setup

[hollow marten]

I really like the custom audio profiles that can be made though

[lament egret]

today do be the day

[hollow marten]

For what

[signal iris]

mine does too, but this app won't open lol

[signal iris]

happy closer to death day

[hollow marten]

Oh yeah I do not like razer synapse

[velvet quest]

Already said it but happy birthday :)))

[bitter heath]

happy birthday

[lament egret]

[hollow marten]

its just swag what can i say

[exotic leaf]

[kind peak]

Does anybody have one of the new Xboxes?

[bitter heath]

yes I own 20 I am a scalper

[kind peak]

I'm being serious 😕

[bitter heath]

want to buy one for five times the market price?

[kind peak]

No because I already have one

I have a legit question

[velvet quest]

I have a ps6

[bitter heath]

nintendo little man

[kind peak]

😔 I just needed to ask a question about mic issues

[queen osprey]

bro its 2022 and you dont have an xbox 3?

[kind peak]

Does Xbox have a official discord server?

[bitter heath]

probably not a mic issue, most likely actually a skill issue

[kind peak]

Yeah totally 👌

[velvet quest]

Poop box

[bitter heath]

"when everybody plays, we all win"

[queen osprey]

eggs bawks

[kind peak]

@smoky matrix thx

[velvet quest]

Legends arceus cannot be played at this time

[queen osprey]

friday

[velvet quest]

I am going to cry and vomit

[queen osprey]

fri-yay

[bitter heath]

you got it digitally?

[velvet quest]

Yeah

[smoky matrix]

for why?

[queen osprey]

its preload

preorder

preload

[smoky matrix]

ohh

[bitter heath]

I pre ordered on amazon because it was 15% off

[smoky matrix]

I thought I'd seen people playing it tho

[bitter heath]

yeah, on modded switches

[velvet quest]

I wanna play at midnight

[bitter heath]

I dont know how the amazon pre orders work, do they come on the day of or late at night the day before

[velvet quest]

Day of

[bitter heath]

oh well

I'm working from 9pm thursday night to 3am friday anyways, just hope it comes early morning

[velvet quest]

Normally late afternoon

[bitter heath]

its worth the discount

[signal iris]

wtf i thought i saw berkut in here

[bitter heath]

nope, still gone

[onyx schooner]

i sometimes mistook mugu as them

[signal iris]

I'm going crazy

[velvet quest]

[onyx schooner]

also berkut is literally not going to appeal, i think they dont wanna be here for real lol

[signal iris]

get out of my head, berkut

[onyx schooner]

you're both degen weebs, you're ok

[velvet quest]

Oh he got banned?

[signal iris]

he said he can come back any time

[onyx schooner]

he asked for it (literally)

[velvet quest]

Based

[lament egret]

damn

what he do

[signal iris]

he just needs to message pat to unban him

[onyx schooner]

I can't be banned from here, who else would publicly mock people who shame people for being gay

[velvet quest]

He dieded

[signal iris]

he asked pat to ban him

[lament egret]

that one timelost guy on thin ice as is

[onyx schooner]

yo whaT

[velvet quest]

:(

[cold cipher]

[warped aspen]

[desert pilot]

[onyx schooner]

i swear to god if anjanath doesnt drop his gem im going to go insane

[thick orbit]

Hm

Made soup and its too hot and burnt my tounge

[sharp vale]

NO CEMA CUH

[desert pilot]

oh i almost forgot

@lament egret happy birthday!

[sharp vale]

I'll feel you

@lament egret happy birthday loser you have your birthday at the same day my court case is going on

@smoky matrix LEMU
LEMU
LEMU LEMU LEMU

[vital roost]

just be luckier?

[queen glacier]

👋 hello

[vital roost]

hi

[onyx schooner]

if i can beat this 3% chance for a rare drop, lets hope u can beat your 0% of getting you some bitches

[vital roost]

nene you know nothing abt me

omg thank u toruk

[onyx schooner]

you have told me far too much about you

[desert pilot]

free nitro pog

[sick wyvern]

So mean to ash

[vital roost]

then you should know my dms are poppin with people just like u

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo gets no bitches

[queen glacier]

Why was this channel marked as nsfw

[desert pilot]

haters will say ashy gets no bitches

[vital roost]

cuss word

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo is actually ashy00

Because his total number of bitches is 00

[sick wyvern]

As far as you know

[queen glacier]

Oh that's not bad, I was confused for a second lol

[desert pilot]

i am no bitches

[sick wyvern]

Ash could be gettin bitches every night

[sharp vale]

Wanna hold hands

[vital roost]

stay mad chat box >:)

[smoky matrix]

YETI YETI YETI YETI

[sharp vale]

I hate you go away

[sharp vale]

LEMU LEMU LEMU LEMU

[smoky matrix]

ME ME ME ME

[desert pilot]

you

[sharp vale]

LEMU

[vital roost]

No !

[velvet quest]

That’s a good video

[sick wyvern]

Hey I’m on your side ash

[smoky matrix]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT VID THAT IS !

[sharp vale]

Yes.

[velvet quest]

Yes you do

[smoky matrix]

I do not

[sharp vale]

Hi lemu

[velvet quest]

Real?

[smoky matrix]

hi yeti

[sharp vale]

Hi lemu ily

[velvet quest]

Like actually you don’t know?

[smoky matrix]

real I actually dunno what vid you mean at all

[vital roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmOlKW-TnE

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo, go away perv

[smoky matrix]

[velvet quest]

Yeah that @smoky matrix

[sharp vale]

Lemu lemu date when

[vital roost]

i already said no smh

[smoky matrix]

where we datin

[sharp vale]

Too bad

[sharp vale]

The aquarium

[smoky matrix]

!! I'm down

haven't been to aquarium for years

[sharp vale]

I have never ever been to an aquarium

[vital roost]

aquariums are amazing

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

You're not in this ashy !

[queen glacier]

I dont like aquariums

[vital roost]

i never said i was

[sharp vale]

Sorry for being mean ashy it's not serious 😔

[queen glacier]

Too many little kids screaming

[sharp vale]

Just like your mom last night

[lament egret]

aquariums are so cool

[vital roost]

dw i'd have my own date now 😔

[queen glacier]

my mom is a bunch of kids standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat?

[vital roost]

HAPPY BDAY

[lament egret]

hihi thank uu

[vital roost]

i fell asleep or else i would've told you at midnight

[desert pilot]

happy birthday koe

[sharp vale]

guys I have court in 10 hours

What do I say

[vital roost]

good luck

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

"your honor, you get no bitches"

[sharp vale]

SMILERS

[vital roost]

do u have an attorney

[sharp vale]

Exactly

[sharp vale]

Yes

[lament egret]

the color changed i feel so old now

[sharp vale]

A court appointed attorney

[vital roost]

ask your attorney to plead that you "did it for the vine"

[desert pilot]

why are you going to court

[smoky matrix]

ancient

[sharp vale]

He said he's gonna try his best to make this minimal

[sharp vale]

Because of evading arrest

[queen glacier]

"I didn't kill those orphans by putting them in a meat grinder and if anyone tells you otherwise they should cope seethe and mald"

[lament egret]

i thought you had jury duty

[desert pilot]

lol

[sharp vale]

Real

[vital roost]

i need to have jury duty that seems like fun

[lament egret]

evading arrest what did you even do

[sharp vale]

No I OUTRAN A COP

[lament egret]

but why

[desert pilot]

why

[sharp vale]

Street racing

[vital roost]

because he was slow??

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

I took him to gapplebees

[queen glacier]

Wow, they're arresting you for winning a race? Crazy

[sharp vale]

Real

[sharp vale]

REAL

[queen glacier]

Bunch of sore losers

[sharp vale]

Real

[vital roost]

cop should've won the race then he could've arrested you

[lament egret]

you went 2 stars in gta just to get called into court smh

[sick wyvern]

Made me think of Carl from lamas with hats

[desert pilot]

lmao

[smoky matrix]

I forgor that existed

[queen glacier]

No idea what that is

[desert pilot]

mf really thought real life was gta

[sharp vale]

More like three stars, they had the highway exits and entrances blocked off with cops and had like 10 cops after me

[lament egret]

yeet plead that you were getting bitches they'll let you off with your license revoked

[sharp vale]

I managed to lose em for an hour or more and I called my brother to bring me home

[lament egret]

i dont believe you got 3 stars irl no way

[sharp vale]

When I got home there were EIGHT COPS

[vital roost]

just that easy

[sharp vale]

EIGHT VEHICLES

[queen glacier]

Just call Lester smh

[sharp vale]

Six of them were unmarked

[desert pilot]

your honour, im just a silly aquarium i cant help it

[lament egret]

did they not hold you in a cell they just let you off and said "damn see you tomorrow boo in court 🥺 "

[sharp vale]

Your honor, I simply just DON'T lose races

[sick wyvern]

You should check it out if you’re ok with dark humor and some gore

[desert pilot]

your honour, i dont take Ls

[sharp vale]

Actually I was still being processed and got on free bail but yes that's basically what happened

[lament egret]

so you know what you gotta say then to plead innocent or are you gonna take your L

[sharp vale]

Charlie, Charlie, wake up charlie

[velvet quest]

What if we went to the aquarium together??

[sharp vale]

It's most likely gonna get dismissed or I'm going to get deferred adjudication

[vital roost]

just tell them you "plead dn"

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Deferred adjudication wouldn't be that bad

[velvet quest]

Pop a cyanide pill

[lament egret]

get that pb n j

[queen glacier]

Just say "your honor says what?" Really fast and when he says what, you say it too and you jinx him. Then say "your honor, if you don't say anything I'm free to go"

It's simple

[sharp vale]

Because that basically means they're mad and leaving hate mail

[vital roost]

just as simple as that

[desert pilot]

epicly evades war crimes like a boss

[queen glacier]

Smh

[smoky matrix]

L

[vital roost]

iris! stop!

[velvet quest]

L ratio

[sharp vale]

My attorney said I'd most likely get deferred adjudication

[lament egret]

get you a nice probation officer

[sharp vale]

Which means they salty

Means I'm on probation but I don't get charged lol

[queen glacier]

Call him a nerd for knowing that big word

[smoky matrix]

^^

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[lament egret]

just drive through the doors of the court and challenge the judge to a street race in his slow ass car

[sharp vale]

Here's hoping for dismissal

[sharp vale]

My court room is 17 floors up

[lament egret]

jump out the window

[smoky matrix]

ok so drive up the wall?

[velvet quest]

Blow up the building, like a boss

[vital roost]

epic style

[lament egret]

hey yeetim

[vital roost]

i am goign to pblow your house up rn @velvet quest

[lament egret]

evade arrest in ny and see how much they eat your ass lmao

[sharp vale]

Wait you expect me to swear on the bible?

Cringe

[sharp vale]

They wouldn't, evasion in ny is misdemeanor

[velvet quest]

How does one pblow up a house

[vital roost]

yeah just evade the court order, what are they gonna do? catch you? you already got away once

[lament egret]

get you a nice year in jail here

[vital roost]

you'd be surprised

[queen glacier]

Say a swear so horrible and confusing that they are distracted and then leave

Too easy man

[lament egret]

say they aint got no tiddies and run down the hall

[sharp vale]

Your honor, what do you mean lack of evidence?

My client was clearly stating "deadass"

[vital roost]

anyways i played ace attorney, i'll be there for u yeetim

[sick wyvern]

ash is a certified lawyer

[lament egret]

show off your attorney badge ashy and win the case

ez win

[sharp vale]

Your honor for the last time, I wasn't evading arrest

He didn't even try to arrest me in the first place

[vital roost]

"sir why have you tried showing your attorney badge to me 4 times now"

[sharp vale]

You know when I turned myself in, he waited like 30 minutes before I was put in handcuffs

He was like "yeah bro idk what to do with you."

[signal iris]

my back >:(

[smoky matrix]

hurting?

[lament egret]

back angry

[sharp vale]

Yeah bc I blew it out

[vital roost]

did u lift big object claire

[lament egret]

calm it down by breaking it

[vital roost]

ayo?

[sharp vale]

You heard me

[vital roost]

i mean, i did

[sharp vale]

Your honor, what do you MEAN I could've killed a family of 5?

I was simply doing a Paul walker rp irl

[vital roost]

🤨

[signal seal]

🅱️shyoo

[vital roost]

🅱️ing

[lament egret]

break down the door like the nostalgia critic and shoot the camera (you plead epic)

[vital roost]

how're you this fine 1:20am

[vital roost]

plead guilty (but like a boss)

[sharp vale]

Your honor
Sex
I rest my by case

[lament egret]

arrested on several charges of sexual harassment

[signal seal]

do you have a lawyer 🤔

[vital roost]

i'm his lawyer

[queen glacier]

"What do you mean I drove over 61 people? It was clearly a skill issue and they need to git gud"

[sharp vale]

Your honor, my client says "he did it."
And says "who cares?"
We move to dismiss all charges.

[sharp vale]

"What do you mean I evaded arrest? It's simply a skill issue he can't drive."

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

alright fire him and hire a robbin williams impersonator

[vital roost]

REAL

[sharp vale]

It's court appointed tho

[lament egret]

your honor that was just my killstreak so i can get glowing eyes just like in my favorite game team fortress 2

[signal seal]

have him do skits from Good Morning Vietnam

[sharp vale]

I can't FIRE him

[lament egret]

yeetim i got an idea

[vital roost]

koe ur ideas are the best

[signal seal]

No you don't understand you need a Robin Williams impersonator at your trial

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-women-gif-24588308

[sharp vale]

Your honor I was just breaking my personal best lap time

[signal seal]

he'll charm everyone with his gitty humor

[lament egret]

go on cameo and get gilbert gottfreid to say it was merely a difference in skill and that your honor you're a bitch

[vital roost]

actually laughed

[queen glacier]

"I sentence you to life in prison"
"Who asked + ratio + cope + smile you're going in my cringe video + your mother is obese + and? + ?mute"

[sharp vale]

Based

[sharp vale]

• no you

[teal temple]

feels like 2008 again

[sharp vale]

"Your honor, cops cause accidents all the time"

[sharp vale]

I BLEED IT OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

[signal iris]

no (maybe)
but i do push/pull a lot of heavy bins

[queen glacier]

"OH so fire can get away with burning down a hospital but I cant"?

[sharp vale]

I BLEED IT OUT

[vital roost]

fair

[sharp vale]

GO STOP THE SHOW
CHOPPY WORDS IN A SLOPPY FLOW

SHOTGUN OPERA, LOCK N LOAD

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/linkin-park-chester-bennington-crawling-crawling-in-my-skin-gif-22277194

[sharp vale]

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

[teal temple]

meteora and minutes to midnight are pretty fire, hybrid theory remains king though

[sharp vale]

Your honor, cops can speed but I can't?

[velvet quest]

My back hurts because I broke it over the summer!

[sharp vale]

Listen to the everlasting by taproot
Or better yet Fractured by taproot

[vital roost]

shouldn't have done that

[sharp vale]

I also blew muguumins back out

[teal temple]

i shall once i get a minute

[sharp vale]

Sorry guys

I fucked all your favorite femboys

[lament egret]

no fair

[velvet quest]

You right

[velvet quest]

What does this mean

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

Your honor, who cares?
We move for dismissal

[sharp vale]

Valid

[sharp vale]

Claire when I reject his advances for round two

[lament egret]

i plead the fifth

[velvet quest]

Koe what does this mean????

[sharp vale]

L

[peak vortex]

gif

[vital roost]

gif

[velvet quest]

gif

[sharp vale]

gif

[vital roost]

chat where do i apply for aj ob at i need a suggestion

[lament egret]

gif

[peak vortex]

gif

[sharp vale]

Online

[velvet quest]

Macdonald

[vital roost]

doing what

[sharp vale]

Idk what experience do you have

[vital roost]

food service fucking sucks

[sharp vale]

What knowledge do you have

[lament egret]

do what i do and go on craigslist for a job (im playing russian roulette and fighting for my life)

[signal iris]

i never loved you

[lament egret]

zamn

[velvet quest]

True

[vital roost]

my experience is "fake it till you make it"

[sharp vale]

You could try applying to be a pharmacy assistant in Walmart

[sharp vale]

💔

[velvet quest]

Work at a call center

[vital roost]

(i have had multiple organs stolen from me)

[vital roost]

doesn't that suck really really bad

[velvet quest]

Call centers are easy and you get to work from home

[sharp vale]

Never loved me bc I rejected your advances for round two gotem

[lament egret]

reminds me of this channel sneako

[velvet quest]

Work for a university one

[lament egret]

i recommend him he gives a lot of wake up calls on a lot of topics

[vital roost]

hmm i'll check him out thank u koemi

[sharp vale]

I'll check you out

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSNEAK0

[vital roost]

i saw a job posting that was a captionist for 1 hour a day 3 days a week, 25 dollars per hour

75 dollars a week for 3 hours of work

[sharp vale]

So.
75 per week?

[vital roost]

yes

[sharp vale]

That's
That's kinda horrible

[vital roost]

true !

[lament egret]

i wanna work film jobs or voice acting

[vital roost]

but it's only 3 hours a week

[signal iris]

if it helps you sleep at night, then sure

[lament egret]

I got a good range i think i jsut dont have the equipment

[velvet quest]

You can do it!!!

[sharp vale]

😢

[velvet quest]

Today I got accepted into grad school

[vital roost]

do i do it chat

[sharp vale]

Congratters

I already said it but congratters

[velvet quest]

No, do not play the final fantasy 14 game

[vital roost]

counseling? big bigbibgibgigbibgig

[velvet quest]

Thank

[vital roost]

true! game sucks!

[sharp vale]

Unless you have an extremely good resume and previous experience then you literally won't even get viewed

[velvet quest]

Yup, marriage and family counseling

[queen glacier]

.02 usd per hour

[sharp vale]

MAKE PEOPLE STOP CHEATING

[vital roost]

yeet it's a joke

[sharp vale]

AAAAAHHHHH

[sharp vale]

You're a joke !

[vital roost]

too real

[lament egret]

i dropped out of my 2 year because of stress and death but i wanna go back and finish up my year of film/screenwriting

[vital roost]

you should

[sharp vale]

No but fr tomorrow when I go to court I'mma tell my judge I want to study criminology and don't want a felony on my record

[velvet quest]

Yeah you should

[sharp vale]

He'll probably dismiss it

[vital roost]

i'm gonna go teach english in japan

gg idiots see ya later

[velvet quest]

Unironically what my uncle is doing

[lament egret]

i wanna GO TO japan

[velvet quest]

He also married a Japanese girl

[sharp vale]

He gave this dude who has had 7 DUI cases 12 months probation and double A for his sentencing

[vital roost]

on god living the life

[lament egret]

its been such a thing i wanted to do since i was like 8

[vital roost]

(but also japan sucks to live in)

[velvet quest]

Wanna go together?? I also would like to go to Japan!

[lament egret]

yes ! !

[sharp vale]

The dude tried arguing and was trying to say "I don't have a drinking problem" but the judge quickly cut him off and told him not to talk before he gave a harsher sentence

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Judge is actually mega based

[velvet quest]

Easy cross continent date

[vital roost]

our first date is boarding a plan and going to japan

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo!

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

Ashy! Ashy! Ashy!

[lament egret]

real

[sharp vale]

Ashyashyashy

Ashashash

[vital roost]

hi

[velvet quest]

Yes real

[sharp vale]

Asasasas

AAAAA

[vital roost]

get real

[velvet quest]

I have gotten real

[vital roost]

unreal

[sharp vale]

Surreal

[velvet quest]

Rip bozo

Said it before you

[sharp vale]

On my screen you said it after me and him

[vital roost]

get real

[sharp vale]

See

[thin kelp]

hehe

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/unable-to-get-real-get-fake-meme-glitch-esmbot-gif-22889382

[sharp vale]

TENDIES

TENDIESS

[vital roost]

is that,,, isthat,,,.,,. is that..,.???

[sharp vale]

TENDIES

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Guys I have a very important announcement to make

[vital roost]

wtf no sexual content in this channel plos!!!!

[lament egret]

oh my goodnesgracious

[sharp vale]

I hope you guys are all listening

[vital roost]

i'm listening yeet

[thin kelp]

Hit us

[sharp vale]

Ding ding ding 🥄🍷

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/roxanne-wolf-fnaf-security-breach-slayter-craigtron-oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-24337370

[vital roost]

why.

[sharp vale]

I'm coming out as homiesexual

I love the homies

[velvet quest]

Get real

[vital roost]

based

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

You guys are amazing

I love you guys

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDK9cB1xdA

[sharp vale]

That's my announcement

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

just reminded me

[sharp vale]

NY ANNOUNCEMENT WAS RUINED BY FNAF

AHHH

[velvet quest]

Roxanne going off

[vital roost]

classic

[void slate]

Post ninja <3

[thin kelp]

Nice PFP lmao

[vital roost]

hi peter

[void slate]

Ashyoo 🤧

[vital roost]

bless you

[thin kelp]

Gesundheit

[sharp vale]

Covid

@vital roost

Ashy hug

[vital roost]

6 ft apart

[velvet quest]

No way

[sharp vale]

Mugu hug

[thin kelp]

Weeoo

[velvet quest]

[void slate]

📮 🥷

[thin kelp]

Me when I steal your mail

(Its a federal crime)

[sharp vale]

Water is not wet

[vital roost]

please give my mail back

[velvet quest]

Enjoy 20 whole movies

[void slate]

Water is wet

[thin kelp]

what mail

[lament egret]

is that the bron

https://tenor.com/view/chocolatemilkfan100-gif-18525493

[sharp vale]

Could you actually slow it down and play the movies?

[vital roost]

THE BRON JAME

[velvet quest]

No way

[sharp vale]

THE BROWN JANE

[velvet quest]

The brown jame?

[vital roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785913782580150352/798114270788190258/image0.gif

[sharp vale]

IT IS NOT WET

[void slate]

The Brown Jamie Lanister

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-neco-arc-neco-mobile-cat-cry-about-it-gif-23329874

[void slate]

James Le Brown

[sharp vale]

I would do unspeakable things to THICC neco arc

[void slate]

I would play racing games on Xbox with her

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-nya-ola-gif-24051747

[sharp vale]

@vital roost hey it's for you

[sharp vale]

DIE

GO A MILLION MILES AWAY

[lament egret]

[lament egret]

60 fps neco arc sprite emote

[sharp vale]

Guys

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

How many miles away is the moon

Correct answer gets all my love and support

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

[desert pilot]

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

Includes free meals and gifts because that's what I did for my ex

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

Bored

[sharp vale]

If you Google you don't get shit

[vital roost]

i know the sun is like 90mil miles away

[desert pilot]

300,000 something

[lament egret]

damn i aint trying to be ur ex give me some wendy's and we can split the order smh

[vital roost]

NO

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/your-jordans-are-fake-pttr-gif-23800302

[sharp vale]

240,000 miles

[desert pilot]

close enough tbh

[thin kelp]

I love that scene

[vital roost]

the moon is slowly moving away from the earth!

[desert pilot]

"are you making fun of me?"

[lament egret]

just like me moving away from this convo

[sharp vale]

I know this because of a song

[vital roost]

real

[velvet quest]

Don’t leave me!!!

[sharp vale]

Just like me moving into your bed
Wassup bby

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fnaf-freddy-fazbear-usa-gif-24371125

[sharp vale]

Take me out to dinner

[lament egret]

im poor and no

[sharp vale]

Oh no they're going to kidnap Eric Cartman!

[sharp vale]

I'll take you out to dinner

[lament egret]

[desert pilot]

[sharp vale]

I'll take you out to dinner too

[lament egret]

you paying the tab

while i run out the place

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[sharp vale]

Wuss

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-valve-steam-big-picture-mode-ifunny-ironic-ifunny-gif-caption-gif-21723787

real

[sharp vale]

I'll take you out to dinner too

[thin kelp]

Kinda wanted to stay at home and eat ice cream

[sharp vale]

I want some fucking LASAGNA MAN

FROM OLIVE GARDEN

[vital roost]

mmmm lagan

[sharp vale]

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TOO

[lament egret]

mmmm olive garden

lets blow it up

[vital roost]

no lagans,,, no monday..,,.

[desert pilot]

i'll take you behind my house and fucking execute you

[sharp vale]

Garshyoo

[thin kelp]

Blow it up... how?

[sharp vale]

No balls, wuss

[vital roost]

someone post femboy garfield

[sharp vale]

Koe is a terrorist

[thin kelp]

Please

[sharp vale]

Aka ashyoo wearing orange and black Halloween thigh highs

[desert pilot]

mmm taco bell
lets blow it up

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/lss-gif-22754679

Iss

[lament egret]

plug up the toilets and wait for my signal on the explosives

[thin kelp]

Yes ma'am

[velvet quest]

I’ve always wanted to blow something up

[thin kelp]

I feel like everyone has

[sharp vale]

Blow me up

💥

[desert pilot]

everyone has had the urge to commit a crime before

[sharp vale]

I have committed crimes before

[velvet quest]

I committed a crime when I was 7

[vital roost]

i've committed multiple crimes (you will not find the bodies)

[velvet quest]

They’re wearing your femboy clothing

[desert pilot]

i murdered 3 people on 21st of june, 2016, 5:45am

[lament egret]

thats ashys calling card

[velvet quest]

What’s yours?

[lament egret]

all ashy's victims had kneesocks on before their deaths, the faces unrecognizable

[lament egret]

a capybara at every location

[vital roost]

teehee!

[sharp vale]

Wrong, I take those Capybaras before anyone can see them

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-orange-spa-self-self-care-gif-15986252

[thin kelp]

I love spicy food but I can't eat it anymore

[lament egret]

that way im never found

[sharp vale]

Hehe your tag is 8008

[velvet quest]

I eat the bodies I leave behind