#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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I said everyone
bless u 
watch your mouth 
ok i take it back
mfw irrelevant states open mouth
This is why I stood by everyone
Clean blood, white veins, new Porsche, Balmains
you have the worst timezone, the worst people, and y'all are only good for nothing
straight from facebook
what about me
Are you on the west coast?
No one likes you go back to your og account
No
You can stay
then youre safe.
ok
These were bars ashy, I can't believe you didn't recognize
I'm on the west coast, but not the american one
Better than pink name let’s go
the good west coast 
we dont like disgusting west coast na dwellers
Even worse
New Zealanders 💀
somehow worse
he and reemur are au so they get a massive pass
@sharp vale thats the east coast
actually australia isn't that bad
West coast mf’s be like
lemur gets bonus pts cause hes from elsewhere 
Ashyoo did you like my bars
plus the east coast has tasmania, where they all keep it in the family
east coast australia > west coast still tho
they be reenacting the terminal mission in mw2
💀 WHAT

yes i did
That mission was awesome
It's actually west from the states if I'm facing California
Thanks ashy ily
good mission but you know exactly what i mean
Okay guys
rather live in chigaco than cali 
Goodnight
are you actually going to sleep
good night
Not anymore bitch I hate you
Jk ashy I'm sorry
i get that quite often it's ok
#stopashyhate2023
That’s mean
I didn't MEAN it
erase ash and reincarnate him as a japanese anime voice actor so he has a reason to be loved
I love ashy he's a homie
EmOtional dAmage
you love me tho??
love is a rather strong word
that's why i used it
tolerate might be better after the crimes u commit in our dm u freak
u air fry steak mf
hey ash is very lovable
wrong
elaborate?
ash doesnt send me 2d girls in dm 
No
he doesnt even discuss manga and anime w me
Wrong
he doesnt even fucken PLAY GAMES with me

asks me to air fry burgers
Who doesn't talk to you
i barely vc with anyone
I don't vc because I get panic attack
Actually boiled burgers are solid 10/10
IVE ASKED YOU TO PLAY GAMES MULTIPLE TIMES??
@sharp vale you're my favorite yellow name on this server
Muck these nuts in yo mouth
if youre gonna fabricate it show the whole thing bitch
last time i asked you to play games you said you'd rather play ff 
dude everyone here only talks literally no one here plays with each other on a consistent basis
Thanks petey
Muck the pokemon?
Bope
i told you to broil them instead of air fry like a normal person wtf
muck the shitty game made by the guy that did crab game
Go play muck
Cope
i didnt ever use an air fryer for meat so i asked
It's a great game + seethe + mald + cope + ratio
you're a freak
i air fried potatoes and use it to sear meat u fat cumstain
But actually don't cope because coping leads to healing and I don't want you to feel happiness
Fat cumstain no way
Best insult
I will kick your throat
Who tf airfries a burger, leave it sitting out in the sun for a week
berk u can just say you don't like me and don't want to play games 

why is cum not banned in genchat but literally all forms of profanity are
Cum
I like you and want to play games
Because it’s not profanity
yeetim i thought you were going to sleep

What is this emote
Deez
deez
Deez
cock
dn
What is deez
Deez
Deez cancer infested nuts in yo mouth!
ash you had all the time in the world to play speedlunky w me and yeet and u decided
Deez musky balls
to play shit ass cope game cause you a BITCH
💀
we played once mf

damn berk
Ok where do u live
you say this as if you aren't doing the same thing with final fantasy 
one day we'll all do a raid together and become besties

maybe if your punk ass got yourself out of bed and actually asked to play id get off ff
Benedict Cumberbatch

Let's play muck stupid bitch
But tomorrow
Peeing is for the weak
i looked at gameplay and i aint already liking what im seeing yeet
actually being gaslit rn
You have to PLAY IT
Gaslighting isn’t real stupid ass stop making shit up
ares this is the final fantasy chat wtf not density
why can we just all do a raid bruh we are literally in a density server
Okay my bladder is empty gn for the final time
like i have yet to play with any of you other than ash
bybey yeet sleep well
Gn yetime
berk doesn't like playing with people dw
at least he doesn't like playing with me :(
@vital roost this you?
yes
Last message.
Okay let's do a raid you set the time and day, there's already like four or five of us consistently, we just need two more
Fuck up
bruhhh
yes you guys are consistently in this channel but not consistently in game
???
march 5th. day 1 raid
LMAO
March 5th more like March piss
too real
pp
!!??!

roasted and toasted
hi k
normalize trolling people who are high as fuck

We do a little psychological damage
just a lil 
omg he's so talented
is this after he got into a crash
Ya he died
this my last braincell on life support

use it to do your homework so you can watch Demon Slayer 🤬
Demon fucker
nightmare nightmare nightmare
hello ashy
i just finished but itsl ike 2am so i must sleep
;-;
It is 5 am
dub
grats
wait what the fuck am I looking at
this disturbs me
Noodles
is this crochet but with ramen
yes
Yep and I like it
it is ramochet
crochet is one stick, this knitting
let's do it
Should be a good staple in life
stick
needle or whatever
it's a hook
long stick
Object
byeee
night ares 
Define_object_long
i watch demon slayer tmr yes
yes
yes
yes
cuties
No u
now im sad
So my sister went on a rant for not putting funds together for my lil brothers birthday present helicopter ride in a family group chat she left after the rant ;-; but I still sent that L gif
:(
What is this meme
Go back to being mad
Never heard of mimir
a mimir
Is it like a final fantasy thing

i cant im laughing and having a good time with 2 more friends
clowning on my ex and other people who annoy us
sounds nice
Based
cathartic
IT IS
it's like a weird way of saying dormir, which means to sleep
Murder time
best thing to do
perish
Ima stomp of the rats
do not move


This but on my balls
no.
Get real
i'm as real as it gets
If you pat him a little he crawls up a little bit to be closer to your arms lol
PAT HIM THEN??
Fake, just like your Jordan’s
if you sit on the floor when my puppy is around, she will lay into you
impossible for me to get more real !
Yes same or if you sit he will sit with his ass on your legs
You and your Jordan’s are fake af 💀
we don't deserve dogs
Real?
get real and maybe you'll see how real i am
No, I will get fake
get some bitches instead!
IT ARRIVED
ok the actual vid made me laugh
is this some halo thing
Yes, halo 20th anniversary journal
ooo very cool
fuck fish
Now I can write my zavala fan fiction in peace
da zavala x riven fan fic in da halo journal
i wake up and this is the first message i read lmao
Mald armor 
gooood morning 
why are you waking up in the evening 
what is sleep schedule

https://youtu.be/_7Fc1ioKDdU NO friends allowed
i was awake for like probably close to 36 hours or something, i was just trying to fix it
"lets be fwiends" 
"fuck this guy"
I liked that clip, I clapped with no hands
eeesh that's fair
just constantly change time zones and never be tired
Anyone here ever flown Emirates
I have

pretty sure I flew them to singapore, just a normal airline
yeah
same old same old
nothing out of the ordinary
Seats aren't too restrictive even in economy or smth?
where ya goin
nope
Nice
its a good airline
if you're a tall mf then ur gonna suffer but that goes for all flights
felt
Oman
knees always up against the backs of seats I stg
just don't be tall
Wraith mains should be purged from the gene pool
I hate flying if I'm not in like the first row or the row where the emergency door is
same
Me when I’m 6’6
yea lemme just chop some inches off the top
as easy as that
true..
trim down your bones
just scrape some height
Flying is fun
chop your legs off
Real?
that cat doesn't even care abt the bread lol
My package from NASA still hasn't arrived. I think it was lost in transit.
if you have prosthetic legs you could probably take them off during flights and shit
I sent them an email today
i know what im gonna do today guys
ooo package from nasa, what're you getting
Wait a couple hundred years, should be coming back around
Not real, I’m only 6 foot
A bunch of merch
oh sick
a moon rock
my doctor doom funko still hasnt arrived 
Well it's been in transit in Germany since 21st of December
my lips would be up to your forehead
I think it's a goner
ping fail
Wrong response

you lose lemur

when i was young my mother had a friend who worked at nasa and he got me a bunch of photos of astronauts and they autographed them, and gave me like multiple models of stuff as well @void slate
when chat moves the second you click

coping so hard
when chat moves
I've been there
when chat
it was amazing
cope + seethe loser
when
coping and seething

I'm furiously jelly, I've always been fascinated with space travel
cry about it
sobbing irl
i don't know where it all went, i think i lost it in the move, but it really sparked my passion for science
weep
space is so cool
what da dog doin

COZY DOG
sometimes i wish i was doctor manhattan, that mf walked on a star
La noche
just go to the sun when it's night
genius

i keep getting cold sores and im at my fucking limit
:((
I'm at my fucking limit with these fill squads on apex
bad game
got herpes
apparently
who the FUCK revives someone mid gunfight right where the person got shot and downed
well you have cold sores so you do 
Any tortilla fans in the chat
idek what causes them
herpes lol
Stop suckin dick
how did i get it
probably spread from someone else, herpes that causes cold sores is harmless compared to the sti
cause ive literally never sexually interacted with any other human in my life
doesn't have to be sexual
fair enough
well sometimes i wont have cold sores
but sometimes i just get them a ton, its weird
Have you ripped skin off your lips
yeah it goes dormant for periods at a time
yeah i was doing that the other day
Whenever I rip skin off my lips I get one
worst thing ever
and then i got one on the edge of my lip
There’s your answer, quit doing that shit
herpes that gives you cold sores is different from the sexual version
a LOT of people get coldsores
and then i kept picking it just subconsciously while still having the sore
yeah
ive heard that if you do anything while you have one then you can pass the sexual one on but idk how the fuck all that works
What should I have for dinner?
A - Cheese
B - Broccoli
C - Your mom
cheese and broccoli
D- nothing. Starve
Starving is tight
agreed
So do it
this little bird girl is literally my favorite character in this area @smoky matrix 
Solid kick
that wasw a solid kick
Wait till you see what happens with her later :D
play stupid games win stupid prices
get real
Potassium only plays smart games am I right
He doesn't kill homeless people on the street
yep you right
yeah i totally dont 
if its anything bad i will actually be upset
do you have something you want to tell us
i dont remember typing that
no
i keep like going over my lips with my teeth every few seconds and i cant stop
im only realising now cause its been brought to my attention


yeah its like there is a dry layer over my lips that i keep wanting to remove
lipbalm time
thats such a funny screenshot out of context lol
dont have any :c
simply have 4 sticks ducky smh
be prepared to receive
okie
but srsly having some when it gets rly cold/hot is good
yeah
for sure
i just find every time i have it i just dont use it cause idk when to
abuse it
like if i put something on my lips, its gonna get in my food when i eat it?
lipbalm is fine though
use it after you eat then



simply dont smear it all over your lips like some fucking goblin
ashy is like that one problem solver when my brain is shit
actual biggest brain i know
must be a frequent problem solver then 


bwip



SAME
Cap
when it comes to killing chat yes
can't prove it if you can't find the body 
I ate my first murder

I kill fictional characters in violent video games
i kill my remaining brain cells by opening this discord server
😈
then don't open it !
might be better for me yeah
Potassium shot first
December 16th 2005 4:47 pm est
wait don't actually leave i like you berk
i always shoot first

That's why your girlfriend is disappointed in bed
what happened on this date
Don’t worry about it


do the authorities need to know
They knew until the case went cold
real
I hope we're all joking here
of course haha
Right? Haha


hahaha
hi
i wish to never see this again
it’s always a joke until someone ends up missing.
Anime girls are most vicious murderers
I wouldn’t joke about something this serious
hello
i am contacting the authorities

contact me instead ahaaha
That won’t make them reopen the case
go into war with this, get shot from your own peer behind

talevi
Peer behind?
thats the rifle I used back in 2014 to shoot out the tyres on that bus! how did you find it
in call of duty

haha my dms are open haha

levi from attack on titan has it in cod


Your true face


open dms?
chat in schizo mode today
Handsome. What did he do?

true
ngl almost every shooter ive played(?) has sucked dick so ill probably buy drg and gtfo
Is this what I think it is
berk u just don't like shooters then
the man is merely excited
incited a riot allegedly
saying that there is something wrong with sucking dick?
most shooters is actual ass
real
I got curry for dinner since im stuck at work

:D
curry 
curry good tho

actually if its not indian curry youre fine
It is Indian curry
make the curry as spicy as possible
why is that emote so shit

real
idk
fucking indian curry 

pe
this one is better
What's wrong with Indian curry
its disgusting
youre a freak for eating it 
No more fortnite

don't take culinary advice from berkut, he air fries meat
Ok anime pfp

is this your car?
this guy really spits cap on my name
what the fuck happened
@velvet quest pogging w aot? 
eren is an ass
https://youtu.be/BXhgeTqRc8g
as if he cooks anything to begin with 
tesla ai went berserk
i'd rather eat paninis than air fry meat berk
Yes I am pogging with it, eren is a dick but very entertaining
Stop eating penis
eren the goat
No.
eren legit best character

actually being a realistic character and committing serious crimes 
eren violating everything in the geneva convention

bill nye the science guy 
me
eren literally doing what he has to do because hes not a stupid generic character
koemi shouldn't u be in bed
so fucking real dude
me when the blood is coming out of the sink (again)
attack on titan fans when i mutilate their entire family in front of them
fr
It’s funny either way you read it
eren is worst
talking mad shit for someone in pottery distance
why
because hes an actual character?
talking mad shit for someone in murder distance
my man eren went from 
to 
from happy to hollow
eren a bitch
uncommon footage of claire coping
eren went from wanting to commit genocide to wanting to commit genocide
that makes two of you, so get in line
gemini home entertainment pog
eren went from 
to
people
Yes I just love cryptic horror schizo stuff
itsinmysinkitsinmysinkitsinmysink
thats me (in the sink)
getoutgetoutgetout
im under your skin
YES
im already in your house
even more uncommon footage of it 
if you think about it this is basically what the latest episode of AOT was
this vid goes so hard
did the eyes just move
cant, occupying nene's body


something wrong with yall
it's off topic chat what did you expect
I am inside of your spleen
not this
caddince can u erase me from the server
you expect too much
yeah sure
thx
getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead
ban ban ban
I have the entire megamind movie, I wonder if that would fit in the file limit discord has
ban ban ban
okay i go to bed now
oh good night caddi 
BAN FIRST
mfw work tomorrow 
alright good night caddy 
Oh it’s only 97 megabytes
have fun laser taggin
you get back here and erase me caddince 
you have to do that yourself
Enjoy megamind

wow
thank you
that is very highly against discord TOS
when i try to sleep but wake up 3 hours later bc it's too hot 
its actually the whole thing

Funny prank material
upside down games? sign me up
d2lfg will be deleted by discord because muguumin posted the entire fucking megamind movie
i used to do this in class all the time and teachers would always get so mad
please yes
I mean I can just delete it
Shit Fart McNuggets
Like so
modified discord users: 
Where else will I post memes when the server is gone
my dm
Is it actually against TOS?
yes
partnered servers say you cant upload copyrighted shit like that, and tos is the same
yeah, we used to get threatened by discord with the old cmc server
It’s ok I can just say I’m a furry they’ll give me a pass
me when i see nene
had people streaming movies in VC
in aztecross' aids server, you could get muted for singing someothing like apple bottom jeans
discord cheat code
i get sad when i dont see nene
who the hell else am i going to harass 
holy shit what the fuck have I just found
Discord mod any%

I’ve seen this, just let them get fit
lmao
What is the most successful Apple product?
A - iPhone
B - crackPhone
C - PotassiumPhone
D- your mom
pota'sphone
Rekt
PotPhone
definitely E- Ratio + who didnt ask
thx for reminding me peter
i need to go make a hotpot
Isn't it who asked and not who didn't ask
no, this one is more polite
it threatens to break the knees of anyone that didnt ask
it has covid, get the gun
you have covid
I wish


Covid isn’t real
I wish I had the cybertron variant
i HAD covid
L
I’ve had it twice

you people need to learn to not get sick
i will spit on u
PLEASE

ahem.
how old r u
I am 19, turning 20 in june
claire is old

so r u berkut
That's old
I feel it too, my body is crumbling
Most people here have the brain of 5 year old
im 20 
That's just you
most people probably assume I'm like 12 from the name, but it was a stupid bit that the bot broke and wont let me change from
im 23 
is it your actual bungie name now
FUCKING DINOSAUR L
no

Raritio bozo
Dinosaurs are fucking awesome
Who got problems with the 23's?
I'd let a 23 year old spit on me any day
Vtuber be funny challenge
Ill excuse my self.
bruh we cant even react
claire waiting for the greasy touch of a burger woman
stfu, u air fried a steak
K that caught me off guard 🤣
what even is air frying?
...
you dont own an air fryer?
you.. uhh... you wanna run that by me again?
are you uncultured, claire? 
man...

i crave burgers
but thats it 
then make some

hi nene
how long do you plan to stay in here 
berkut craves affection u can just tell
no as uncultured as you

if im uncultured why do i own and air fryer and u dont
berkut is gay
for you
i get it from nene in the form of berating and very inappropriate phrases
so he only likes burger
actually real
i am NOT gae
??? our dms prove other wise??
our dm
berkut a closeted keysmasher
you're a freak for even thinking abt air fry hamburger
its something ive never done but i hear its very dry
this is probably you
why would you do it then
curiosity killed the cat, so if it can kill animals, maybe itll kill me
I hope curiosity is actually a femboy that can choke me to death with their hands
meow?
get away from me you furry.
i will turn into a furry to beat the shit out of berkut
not a furry, but u are 
honestly the only thing those hands could choke is berkut
mf screenshotted this like its a rare sight 
I wouldnt run, I would just let my death happen
do you... normally say those things? 
yes
not to "people" like you
the proper term is "anomalies"
keep it that way pls and thank you
obsessed
you only use the word people in quotation marks when you talk about british "people"
its an anomaly why you get no bitches
which is why i chose to be your parasite
no i use it when i want bro
I love the British

cring
this is the only british person I can tolerate
First they introduced homophobia to the colonies and now they are pro lgbt
are we talking abt british people
see i thought that was going to go VERY differently
lesbian.. gay.. berkut.. transgender...
i am my own entity, this is correct
The only British person I can tolerate
No.
hahahah
BLOOO
say it without the voice changer, pussy boy 
i dont want him near children
Boris Johnson loves the beautiful new blue passports
nene if u have kids are they going to be fat like you
no, my voice is gross
i am not fat nor do i want kids
wrong
based but also lying cuz fat
nene has a fat cat
what part of me is fat



adept voice hater
Is that Deadpool in your pfp
i laughed
peter your next words will determine if you dont wake up in ashyoo's basement tomorrow
i don't have a basement
ngl at a glance it kinda did
does my pfp look like deadpool to you
yes
Ashyoo 🤧
femboy deadpool yeah
yes
unwanted opinions from unwanted mfs
get outta here
i will whisper sweet nothings into ur ears
weren't you going to bed
its just pink deadpool duh
UNWANTED MF
sucks for you
Femboy femboy nananana gameboy
omg thank u
well if it involves that soft and soothing voice that keeps me from stabbing others, by all means, go 'head 
so real peter
this is why we dont play survival.
we don't play survival because you do not invite me
this is an invite to play survival
Have you heard of that Hungarian politician caught in a meeting with men
real?

good night 
yea i send it to every hungarian person i know
inb4 back in one hr
Nothing to do with politicians will ever beat the tifa SFM porn
Gn qt
are we actually playing or are you making me launch game for no reason 
You don't know?
are we actually playing
i dont need to know.
Fake
REAL
are we
i don't know, are we?
nene can i gift u an ff sub
berk did u use the one i gave you
Am I?

we are.
Ew
supposedly it was already used
fair
What was used
you can NOT escape this fate, vessel.
Nobel prize winner Giorgio Parisi joined a zoom call for parliament in Italy and showed SFM tifa porn
nene's corpse
Hehe
what
shh hes back
i did tell you there was a chance it was 
but why
i wasnt concerned regardless
Italians gonna Italy I guess
Wow someone gift me some next
because the italians do a lil trolling?
go bed
I bet your were in that party with Hungarian politician
No.
I am not gay
Entirely accidental
Rando says no to gay ppl

But it was funny as shit
I see
how do you accidentally show porn
80F in my fucking room right now 
do u want to see the video
Yes pls
no im fine
You keep porn on your computer
For um....research purposes
fair
hows about i demonstrate in dm 
WHAT
Did you know that there are no gays in Iran

Based iran
Berkut are you a boy or a girl?
im a dude lmao
boykut
correkt
Berk is clearly an idiot. That's what berkn is
But you have female character in pfp
male ones suck
My autocorrect has been going haywire recently oml
The gay ones do
plus im not allowed to be in servers with the one male pic i did have
it was of thanos ass
LMFAO
Dead
Not to b3rk ur unfunny peter funny haha man
No birches 4 u
U 2 talkin ironic af
i love that sticker name
classic dpm
real

Why don't people who have corona just shoot the virus
too real peter, too real
why dont people just submit themselves to the parasitic overlords like nene did
i dindu nuffin
🤧

Why don't ppl talk to me
because you're mean
Because you're not gay






