#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Hot goat mommy…
What
Can someone tell me why bushfires is a thing
Is it a controlled fire for agriculture and arborists just controlling foliage or is it something that happens naturally/absurdly via wild fires
I've always heard about them but I chalked it up to just being like something people talk about because of a few huge cases here and there
I think bushfire is just a synonym for wild fire i.e not caused by people

very common in outback aus
people have to regularly do controlled burns to protect their property from it etc
I always thought that bushfires were a specification of shrubbery in Australia
?
So they are controlled burns
Bushfire here is uh a fire out in the bush
Makes sense
bushfires can be caused by araonist, combined with an arid and dry geography it can spread to the size of the UK islands
controlled fires are fires that are controlled
Huh?

hi oomfies
bushfires are not controlled, the correct term is a controlled burn
Omg hi
HI EDDIE HOW ARE YOU
Tired 😪
mikey in off topic chat
@lament egretHave you heard of oomfie anthem?
Ashyoo go back to your cave
i’m in the cave
wh

Okay stay there
guys omg i got japanese coffee candy do u guys wanna see
wait will dm

absolutely
that about me

If you hit on me in dms I will screenshot it and post it in servers and make fun of you.
Ohhh

Nah I get odd dms...
based take
i should start doing it
Yep
I know... I'm in house of clowns 
Who would hit on anyone in these servers tf

forget who are in clown ngl

Nvm I forget some mfs still actually believe in edating
guys look
I just make people fall for me

Yes
yes yes
Lessgooo
ooo those look good
frappé is too close to crappy srry
reminds me of wanting to order that box that comes with sweets around the world but heard it is pretty bad for value tho ;-;
are u pronouncing frappe as frappy
no, i am making a joke, frap, crap, ash is dumb
Should someone be worried if they find what seems to be blood in their urine but they haven’t had any pain or injury at all.
you joke fucking sucks nene
you joke
i’m just joking ily
no i think u unironically say it as frappy
not yet
platonically
Absolutely
I shall report people for flirting with me quarter server gone

if it’s wrong to flirt then i don’t wanna be right (platonically)
((platonically))
True!!!!
I regret typing no bitches and scrolling down in gifs
League is garbage!

I don’t
post the fat guy

I know you saw him nene
no
You mirin
coward
There

die
iris delete pls
lol
Real
me waking up at 3 am
Booba????? Whew
my big fat tits
koe what
Real?
off topic chat devolving so quickly
I just wish people were good y'know
Tits immediatley
i’m chaotic evil
Die
you first
Okay
i want that first one's avatar who that
im not a furry i swear i just find it cute please
uhh idk
dog
Said by a true furry
woof woof woof

no please iris its not what it looks like
Furries
Furries
Furries
pov: you are @onyx schooner and i have just exited your walls

I would give you 10 dollars if you could actually manage to hurt someone
L
btw kakyoin is whatever that white thing is
agreed
Jokes getting kinda old
lost to water tower though L
Omg hi ares
my archenemy
Hierophant green got hit hard and died
aries!

worth it for the boys
me and who
Watch yo tone mf
mfw: star finger
beat me up
i dont think ashy physically could
don’t open your mailbox i have sent one (1) punch
'you've got mail'
upper body strength is something i don’t have, i have decent lower body strength tho
like leg strength
ash would be hitting the irl one two punch on me🥺 please
yeah i have a bit of leg strength
why does it look so saturated
guys one two punch from density 2 but they made it irl too
hit the hack squat pretty hard when i went to the gym
You hit the sack? 
the 12p 3x combination blow crosscounter 
Please avoid punching your testicles
nooo rip the liars handshake dps meta
what great advice, thank you
(ares just gets fucking blasted with a shotgun)
rip ares
Based
I can hear the ORA in that gif

how do u have every astolfo gif ever i dont even get it
he looks like a god damn muppet i cant
wdym
its just pure skill
I was not prepared for that Titan pic
https://tenor.com/view/bouldering-rock-climbing-climb-sport-gif-16491885
No upper body strength needed
michael i swear if i ever come to australia i’ll go bouldering with you
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU WILL
Real
i suck at climbing but i’ll try my hardest
But ur weak
bouldering is cool 
need more melbourne friends to go bouldering with 
bouldering?
need to get @native palm to go one weekend
low limits means i can max them out and break thru them quicker
make friends then
Trol
I don't think that's how it works
like climbing rock wall with no harness
oh
ive been rock climbing but that was with a harness
I would love to have that much core strength
Rock climbing
i just call all of those walls rock climbing things
Wouldn't we all
thats what everyone has always called it
uninformed people*
Tactically we already climbed the biggest rock by standing on earth
ok dude i guess the people that live in the same area as me arent rock climbing experts what a surprise

there’s anime for everything
Sus
there's some harnesses, it's still bouldering
why do i feel like no one in australia calls it bouldering
Free hand rock climbing is awesome, and when you get to the top you get to be a flightless bird
I hate anime
Alberto Ginés López of Spain won the first-ever gold in Olympic men’s combined sport climbing on 5 August with Nathaniel Coleman of the United States coming in second for silver and Austrian Jakob Schubert taking the bronze.
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idk about you bro but ive never heard an asutralian say 'bouldering'
based and valid take
Where do you think I'm from
Ratio bozo
literally everyone that goes to my bouldering gym, calls it bouldering
I've heard it plenty
i’ve never heard it bouldering until michael, but tbf no one really talks abt it here
fuck u 
HI LEMUR 
Literally had some friends talking about bouldering yesterday
?
Hi hii
east coast best coast
east coast best coast
I believe they'll try this ngl
see ashy agrees
your tag says na, but im talking about australia

east coast best coast
i could be dumb and you coudl also be talking about australia but idk
California is 
no im talking abt na
I mean, East Coast is the best coast in australia i guess lmao
why you say 'fuck u' then 
sorry im illiterate :((
Anyone got thrallway cp?
didnt realize u were talking abt australia
ryf getting boxed up
sure dm me ur bungie i’d

until i pat them on the head
box deez
aight im out

Wtf
Lmao based yellow name








WHY
@red cloak THIS IS WHERE I STOLE IT FROM
i stole your emote a while back michael
now i know
fair enough
mate, my clan is literally called kinkachu, what do you expect of me

this is so cursed i can barely tell what this is
OH

the amount of 'no bitches' images i see in this chat is absurd considering we all (most likely) play destiny
He looks very polite

Hamston.
this is hell. i'm in hell. oh no.
wack add another 2c
mmm humid and hot (it is not mmm)

No way

simply don't live in australia
admittedly i do kind of want that emote @golden mica just so i can spam it in a poke discord when the new game launches on friday
can i get that please
koe you don't want that
i want rain
yeah no you 100% dont want that
i want snow
not disgusting hot and humid raind tho
33 and rain? Can't think of a worse combo
i wanna go over to snow where can snuggle up in cozy bed
I rather that then cold
snow is where it's at
W.. what if I already am
i'd rather cold and wet so i can stay home and chill in bed
I am at home
this gif should be illegal in destiny server
actual footage of @onyx schooner
nene taking shots today
i'll fire at nene any day of the week
although considering that hot and rainy day is on australia day... idk, gonna be a cringe day to go out but a great day to do nothing at home
can tell that
staying at home while raining is the best
i dont leave my house anyway
Just put him down already
Just like old yeller
true. at least my city will be 24 degrees with lows of 19 so im happy.
damn
spoiler wtf
better than 35 or so
(this is a joke)

You're a joke 😈
too real
Ol yeller wasn’t even that sad, Marley and me was however
oh fuck marley and me

i erased that book from my mind
man, marley and me was a great book. i miss good novels like that ngl.
i should also read more
me too
Oh man you wanna read something super depressing?
not really but tell anyways
no
no
Too bad
Read The Lovely Bones - absolutely amazing book
bussy in chat
my mates want to catch up but that day looks so shit 💀
what in cursed sketchy links is that
or not
Bruh
i doubt its anything malicious cause they could easy get banned from it, but i still aint clicking any sketchy ass links

bruh i would not go out at all then, to hell with that
i am warming up leftovers
my brain is too big ig
How are you guys
Oh I've read this before it's pretty good
i’m okay hbu
Ray Bradbury good
I read it the other day after watching a video about post apocalypses
Laying in bed
Good timing
I wanna make music but no motivation :(
is cold?
what kinda music do u make
yes outside is freezing
Lofi hiphop
good kind of music
Yee
Make music 
damn thats some motivation

The gun is very convincing
if u wanted to i wouldn't mind checking you out
Lmao dude
ayo wording kinda sus
shush.
I wish I could

am sorry 
I have no SD reader on my pc so I can't upload stuff I'm working on to fl studio and edit it

I work with a sp 404
well feel free to dm me if you ever do

I love it
wooo baby get to file them TAXES tomorrow
get one
This my babey
That’s not a baby at all
thats a lot of buttons
DABABY????
beep beep boop
yes i need to press the buttons
Mald armor 
press all da buttons
Funnie buttons
@thin kelp your zonkers been fine since the zonkers incident?
The zonkers incident 
speaking of which, i think earlier was a false alarm
zonkers are in right tiptop shape, fam
GOOD
fuckoath
who is oath
You're good
americans 
who is oath and why are they keeping him
real
fill... oath? 😳

is this real @restive orbit
DAM RIGHT 
i was just about to say 'search up on google 'fuckin oath' and go into the urban dictionary thing'
OCE slang does have a leg up on NA slang, I must admit
the one that i would say is more accurate is : 'australian slang- fuck yes, enthusiastically YES!'
prawns on the barbie 
great edit, i can actually respond to the message now
i knew it was off a bit
aren't prawns just a different type of shrimp
idfk
Zamn zaniel
also when americans quote that are they implying that only australians have barbeques? if so americans are really missing out bozo
virgin short strand shrimp vs chad long strand prawn
sigma lobster
@vital roost go back to your room immediatley and read the story
Lobter 🦞
lobter 
pasta tasty 
lobter lefti nthe middle of the city
which is better
idk i don't think there's much of a diff, prawns are just bigger
shrimp cause it describes me perfectly
maybe?
u have plate like gills?
oh fuck yeah i can breath underwater and all, got like 10 legs and antennae, the whole thing
10 legs = 5 pairs of thigh highs
unless?

balls
balls
balls
balls
i dont like how long my name is
i feel like its a bit too much
but i could be dumb
but i guess its just a colour and an animal with a face

uwu
UwU
uWu
balls
balls
pillow balls
OwO
balls
BUwUssy
nah bussy
you lucked out with that user ID ngl
true
berkut avoiding playing with me 
Work anyways get that grind
you dont like ff and i want to play ff

yes ff suck
bruh i fuckin
clock in, and the machine is like: 
Lame
Berkut got fired
You know whats always going to be funny? Farts
no the schedules got eviscerated
the way you drag that dumpy

so small i cant see anything
use eyes?
BROOO
eyes gone
me
fronch frie
chik-fil-a fries got me like
Only way to eat fries
i feel like hugging pillow but ill probably fall asleep and thats not a good thing
I could go for some fries now ngl
maybe if i hug pillow while sitting in chair. my brain is large
Tits???
yes i do repost the same things
god i wish
@dark breach harder to find than buried treasure 💀
michael hand reveal?
Awooga
shoe reveal too, lookin drippy though
I have my whole arm on my reddit; I don't think a hand is very interesting
AITA for not putting money towards a group present for my brother
Take note I don't make much money
quality
I have my dog on reddit and someone posted a post from facebook that I made on reddit too
It would hurt a lot more if it was chopped off
what that's actually really cool looking
Only the shading at the top made me wince, rest was pretty fine
I was thinking that too like what a good arm that is
that's an arm that could go bouldering


How good of a bowler you would be
The reddit comments were pretty funny as well; someone asked if i like something irl I hit the upvote 💀
whos gonna tell em?
Or you could not use Reddit 
bro i'll pay quadruple for them. they're rarer than platinum here
They're like 5 dollars here
Walk into a gas station or local pharmacy shop
Our lazy pricks of a government fucked up monumentally with it
Real
It was saying that I keep my dog on a vegan diet but give him an annual cheat year
Many angry dog commenters on that post posted it in a dog facebook group
nice shoes
yes but our government is stupid as all heck and chose to spend $3.5billion on a couple tanks instead of maybe buying 3 billion RATs
depriving omnivores of meat should be a crime
I'm so angry man
that mf bought tanks?
Someone threatened to beat me up with a bat 
we dont need fucking tanks tf?
I just want to improve already 
in what
This is not a reference to a game bye
Don't forget the nuke subs
BRO PLEASE IM HUNGRY
BTW*
Life.
eat koe 
cannibal oomfie
id be a cannibal no cap
some people look fucking yum in every sense of the word
i laughed so hard at that gif thank you so much feel free to send again btw
Helping you find those Rapid Antigen Tests all over Australia
find semp
I don’t want a rat
find a RAT
wait sempy is in off topic?
all is good

Y'all meme but it's actually this bad we need an independent website to locate them
agreed
Found someone with a small following and am like sheeesh
you guys are running out of tests? how

aaaah sbieeet
We didn't have any in the first place 
damn
I will add you but not comment beforehand
ok imma lie down in bed for like 10 minutes maybe potentially may even fall asleep, ill read chat just not say anything cause im too lazy to get up and type on my keyboard 
rules are meant to be broken
damn then I wont accept accepts people who don't comment anyways
agreed
mr babyboy josh frydenburger got 3 tanks for $3.5 billion. tf are we gonna do with tanks.
oh yeah, france hates us too now, don't they.
Like people?
is this a threat
What recording software do you guys use
for in game clips? shadowplay
samsung camera
yeah, shadowplay. files are gigantic tho, so ill edit em down
Razer ingame thingy
Shadowkeep?
Main reason I hate shadowplay but it is so simple to use
true
Cool
Ah yes, this Josh https://twitter.com/PRGuy17/status/1484096480382427138?t=cDmvPNgHhRbO-Oyzy5a-9Q&s=19
DODGY RAT: Josh Frydenberg ducked questions on free RATs on #abc730, but he did announce that over 7 million RATs have now been delivered in Victoria. What he conveniently forgot to mention: DAN ORDERED THEM — They are part of Victoria's 175 million RAT deliveries. #auspol
1075
4062
change ur bit rate and clip time length
FUCKING RAT 
What is rat
Say it ain't so is actually a good ass somg
yeahhhh that one. He's disgusting
i have my clip time to 30 seconds
I don't like weezee
its at 30s, I guess Ill make it 15s
what does bit rate do?
But say it ain't so is a banger
i do 2min and still edit
sheeeesh
i do 8mins 1080p and dont edit them
you ever see confetti or snow on a youtube video and it becomes blurry? yeah, thats low bit rate
chad
ah
#calltheelectiondickhead
id rather not mess with that then
so thats why i have 60gb left on my c drive every day and say 'ill edit the clips' and never do
yea ive filled up 1tb of all my clips ...
Real, I have my clips tab open at all times to force myself to check them 
jeeesus i didn't konw L-NP was that bad rn
Prank em John
YO YO YOOOOOO
Prank em john
i have like 100 unedited destiny clips
The most beautiful part; is this came from roymorgan, which is a L-NP LEANING SOURCE
They are so cooked
oho
well, at least they're being honest about it. unlike a majority of LNP...
I'm prolly not gonna be on for at least 3 ish hours tho
I don't normally give a shit about politics but I will be standing chatting
Na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye
When the results roll in 
my pfp on steam is big booba 2d girl
Guys should I become a pink name
yes
Nice
So you guys can criticize my gameplay
Gonna probably start working out again
i'm not into politics at all but i'll be waving a victory flag when they're out
tbh from what ive heard, i wouldnt ever go outside with idiots everywhere
My dog ate my tomatoes btw
@thick orbit
growing them and the fker ate two of them
i want this dog
Its an average lab I have a lab
Guess I'll have to use amd relive
Smooth criminal in rock genre is actually surprisingly well executed
clear your notifications please
yes thats me
also are we friends on steam berky 
idk actually
I'm getting a new work schedule this following week
I'm gonna start working at 9AM with hour breaks and get home at 6PM

What should I do for the hour
so if you see anyone with azur lane themed name (Kashino, Takao, Roon, etc.), thats me
Berkut let's go back in time and not install discord
Good idea
real af
we need to
SERVERS FOR FF GO DOWN SOON WHAT THE FUCK 
I literally remember the day I installed it
Let's go back in time and not ever install any social media
good.
Let's just forget everything ever existed
I installed it to play unturned with some people from school
It was downhill from there
permanently, one can pray
@mild crystal DO I HAVE A FRIEND REQUEST WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GET HOME??
Oh yeah it's maintenance day
whats ur user id handsome
Okay we all uninstall discord tonight at exactly 12AM central time

Berky play muck with us
wait i got in
lets gooo
Sorrow
Insane
is that pic a guy
Okay guys do y'all think I can become a pink name asap
discord user
Like within the next ten minutes
no bc no staff are online
Pain
Ashy ashy ashy a
Navist is goat for replies
hi yeet

agreed but he's idle
Renny makes eboys fall for renny because eboys are losees
Damn
Gonna delete that bc it's against server rules
@smoky matrix 
yes
fun rpg with freedom to actually do things
Can I have freedom to do you
no.
Yes.
Catgirls
kinda like desnity where there's no real competition
its also not shitstainy 
Are you a catgirl?
Yes
No wonder eboys fall for you, ew
foxx repping catgirls? 
what is this
some fuckin cult
🥚
i think the reason i really like ff is because ive always like mmorpgs and never had anyone to really play some of the games with back as a child
and that it lets me actually explore and discover many things elsewhere
characters are engaging, story is certainly there (too bad i skipped most of it), and gameplay -- despite being key tapping -- is engaging to me
also because FF has a pretty huge fanbase
its not like, stand in a well and shoot stationary target zzz
diversity in classes too
everyone feels different.
shit is fire af
berk u don't play pve
of course not, its strafe in circles and spam 2-3 moves
i dont pve because its fucking boring as shit in that game ashhole
because bad
its literally the least engaging thing i couldve done to myself beside talk in here
bad at game
Guys remember to buy your Ethereum and discount crypto tonight while it's heavily in red
literally only in limsa
nope :)
Lemmy
:(
average limsa gameplay
it's ok ryfie i'm also poor 
Ligma
reemur did u ever do the nier raids
Stay poor
yes I have done them now
together we are rich thats how that works
Lemmy
stage 3 ending song got me in t e a r s
OH NO I forgor about the weekly post raid quest

pain
OH NO
I forgor my doman restoration effort donations as well
omg its all gone wrong why can't I remember to do things
why is it scared
That's you
Also you
Yes way

Go away softboi
mean
Only REAL TOUGH men are allowed in here
make me go away
With big COCKS and BALLS

i think i wont
Bye lemming
go away right into my dms 
Go away into your own dms
Talk to yourself
:(
mmmmmm

will he share with me ?
Relatable
Yeah
:D
get real
in my country (HongKong)
Our government is starting to kill all of this little animals or hamsters 😭😭😭
:((( why??
do they carry disease or something?
yea
aww
Because the government said all the hamsters had the virus or the new type of virus
All of the kid from HongKong have their hamsters
must take it to government and let them kill it
(SAD)
what that's so sad
China moment
China isn’t real
even pet hamsters 😭
what happens if they don't
What me and your mom had wasn't real either
She hurt me so much
hamster was th most cute tiny animals in our country
I thought we had something SPECIAL
yes hamster are very cute
hong kong is killing all da hamsters bc they might be carrying disease

yeah i know
You're very cute
They will
because the virus
what if i keep hamter secret
hamter 
ashy knows its true thats why he doesnt respond
Despicable
idk
but they just said if they saw you keep the hamsters and won,t give it to them
they will come to your house and get it for no permission
oh jesus
The government were so damn rude
Hid the hamter under the femboy estrogen bed
yeah i can imagine
They won't go in there
the femboy estrogen bed?

Just because to keep the city safe
and must be do this all the way
That what the biggest person from government said
Remember the femboy estrogen under bed cage from 4chan
me too
It's a corona virus, a lot of rodents carry em
The bubonic plague?
what does this mean
You don't need to know and probably do not want to know
I showed ashy and berky and they both hated it
yea...
we did asked them what if the dogs , cats , other animals ?
must kill them all?

its a confusing combination of words
they culled some animals in Holland a bit back
This you?
That's you
like 12000 furry guys
Great minds think alike
didn't they cull mink in denmark as well?
im just gonna ask ashy if u dont show me
oh jeez
Thank god it was furries
He probably won't show you
D:
Yeah that's the one, it was awhile ago
ayo some pink name post silly link i need entertainment at work
also deer can spread it
And the best funny question what we ask her is
Why only human have virus must go to the hospital and not killing from the government or the cops, and not both stay together?
yeah that's what i thought
My parents just told me their housecleaner is anti-vax
XD
I love it
Like
Anti vax as in the original ant vax who don't believe in vaccinating their kids? Or anti vax as in the ones who don't like the new covid vaccine
both
Ew
I'm vaccinated for everything except covid
I'm willing to take the Covid vax three years into production though
Why don,t just safe the animals?
and we just told her “If you really want to keep killing those cute animals, and you must also kill the person had virus, if you got the virus you must kill yourself also!”
Multiple have already been tested the same as any other vaccine.
Hamters do not build hospitals
there is no such thing as a long term vaccine study
i've been wearing a mask since 2018 during the winter
Real
because i didn't want to get sick
Only time I don't wear a mask is if I forget because I'm in a rush to get and go
We are human, and human were also the type of animals
Hamters do not make houses
No joke masks were the shit before covid
Lmao

and it was completley normal to wear one in Asia
most of the cities have bad pollution, sick people, etc. so wear them a lot
same here but most are too stupid or selfish to do it
@fleet relic yeah i saw some crazy shit when i traveled, Chinese people would wear biosuits and tape bags around their shoes. Serious shit there
i think i have a picture
just died to someone named "femboy fishing (adept)"
The funniest thing is I just saw a person wearing four mask and one helmet from outside😂😂😂
The government told us to start wear two masks when we go outside for a walk
is it the real one
Wear a mask and wear one more mask to cover the first mask😂😂😂
if i could post i would
I hate how fluffy my hair gets when its washed
wow
how would i know if its the real one tho. i only know the same from people here
oh wow
took forever to find that picture
that was Dubai in 2020 February
They have better suits now, but i stopped taking pictures
I see I see
😂
oo what'd you go to dubai for
I look at your picture
first thing I thinking are you in my country
because it did look like a place from HongKong call Ton Chong
but I look up the sign and it is not Cantonese.......bruh....
Guessing something for dubai
Dubai / Quatar / Oman are where you land before you go to Asia, i was just at the airport 😦
hong kong you say 🤔
yea
air drying? or blow drying? because if it's air drying jesus
where
south of Kowloon district on the water
wow that's super pretty
Hong Kong is Amazing, it was 2016
You haven,t seen the most beautiful place I. HongKong😂
Botanical Garden is so nice
I mean blow drying lol was thinking of food for a bit
i was gonna say, air drying would've been INSANE if it was steam lol
oh? i'd love to
nah ive been to better places than hk
I was actually in HK for Christmas











cant wait for eden ultimate to drop so i can do it eight years later