💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-toilet-on-the-toilet-pooping-gif-16838551

[vital roost]

how are you still on the toilet

[lament egret]

Im downing a bag of these

[sharp vale]

Constipation

[vital roost]

no please do not

[onyx schooner]

fat

[lament egret]

:(

[velvet quest]

I was very backed up

[sharp vale]

Body shaming

[vital roost]

my bones ache

all 6 of them

[sharp vale]

How to turn off brain so I no longer feel the need to communicate with anything or anyone

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Coronavirus

[velvet quest]

Is not real

[sharp vale]

I'll give you coronavirus

[velvet quest]

I’ve had it twice

[vital roost]

hoax i made up so i can stay inside for a full year

[sharp vale]

Three times now

[sharp vale]

Go away ashy

I don't want your Covid

Reinventing the wheel to run myself over

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

off topic gay

[lament egret]

im super gay

[sharp vale]

The songs you grow to like never stick at first

[lament egret]

😐

[vital roost]

??

[mild crystal]

My bad i thought i was in gen

[void slate]

who's playing the pronoun game again

[vital roost]

it's not really tolerated there either?

[mild crystal]

No i meant cus #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk is cringe
Idk why i had it open

[lament egret]

yikes

[void slate]

yikes

[vital roost]

you're calling people gay for having pronouns and transgender flags in their bio? that's way more cringe than whatever is happening here

[sharp vale]

Lmao just keep your thoughts to yourself unless they're not gonna affect anyone negatively

[exotic leaf]

“just a girl boss building her empire”

[sharp vale]

It's not hard

[exotic leaf]

cringe

[vital roost]

it's not even the first time that it's happened with them

[mild crystal]

send proof, in my dms

[lament egret]

if you insist

[sharp vale]

Can I just get a pizza pocket

A hot pocket

[lament egret]

i havent had hot pockets in a hot minute

[sharp vale]

I'll give you a hot minute

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

woahg

[sharp vale]

L

[cold cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870507090408534026/933619636812013608/femboy-hooters-roblox.gif

[vital roost]

that's like the most lazy link i've ever seen, discorx.gift

[cold cipher]

i love this

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24346126

[sharp vale]

I hate Roblox

[vital roost]

is that u ares

[cold cipher]

ash guess what i am eating rn

[mild crystal]

seriously questioning ares' taste rn

[vital roost]

food

[cold cipher]

RICE WITH AVOCADO BEACH

[sharp vale]

Orangutan visits tiger

[cold cipher]

avocado satiating my needs as usual

[sharp vale]

??? What

[mild crystal]

ash guess what i am eating rn

[cold cipher]

my toes curling bro

[vital roost]

i don't want to guess british cuisine

[sharp vale]

😬

Beans and chips

[mild crystal]

ill give u a hint, its a dessert

[sharp vale]

Beans and potato chips

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gif-18833402

[vital roost]

REAL FOOTAGE OF @onyx schooner

[velvet quest]

No way

[sharp vale]

Real footage of koe

[cold cipher]

pound cake

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Scarfing down marshmallows

[cold cipher]

cupcake

[vital roost]

it's kilogram cake there bro

[mild crystal]

pound cake 😳

[sharp vale]

Pound some cakes

[cold cipher]

oh my god😭

[velvet quest]

Pound some bitches

[mild crystal]

no it's chocolate cake

[vital roost]

at 8:30 in the morning

[mild crystal]

yees

[velvet quest]

It’s actually 3:30

[lament egret]

bro i love poundcake

[cold cipher]

i laughed irl

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Actually it's 0.454 kilogram cake

[mild crystal]

uhh😳

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Phrogus

[mild crystal]

frogus?

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-mangobaka-bakamango-mangobae-emfrizzle-gif-20783222

[vital roost]

i am ur baka

[sharp vale]

Phrogus

[cold cipher]

aw🥺

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

[sharp vale]

We get bread

We got loafs

We get bread on DECK

Bread on da FLO

[cold cipher]

i get that reference but idr where from

[mild crystal]

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756028725887238177/934691695373717576/image0-11.gif

[cold cipher]

probably tiktok

[sharp vale]

It's just an old meme

It's like from 2016 tf

[cold cipher]

no it was from tiktok

[sharp vale]

No

[cold cipher]

if i saw it on tiktok it was therefore from tiktok

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

people really think memes and good humor existed before tiktok

[sharp vale]

I'll tikknock you out

[cold cipher]

[sharp vale]

[vital roost]

have u seen vine smh

[mild crystal]

have u seen facebook meme groups

[sharp vale]

Not this vine thing again

[cold cipher]

i was joking lol i watch vine comps in place of church every sunday

[sharp vale]

What is it with these schizos

[vital roost]

only a spoonful

[sharp vale]

Vine never existed

This is 2008

[cold cipher]

god i love vine

[sharp vale]

iPhone 13? Vines? What are you talking about

[cold cipher]

a remnant of a better time

[sharp vale]

Let's go back home and listen to Jimmy eats world on the radio

[cold cipher]

bruh what

[sharp vale]

It's a reference to 2008 punk culture

[cold cipher]

jim

[sharp vale]

You don't remember myspace on flip phones before anyone could afford an iphone?

[cold cipher]

no i wasnt even born yet im only like 13 remember

[storm panther]

Ah I see

[smoky matrix]

A child

[maiden linden]

WHEN THE TEAM IS TRASH

[mild crystal]

why is this here

[sharp vale]

Man What

Never taking anything seriously from ares ever again

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix

[cold cipher]

why are you here

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Real

[mild crystal]

😼

[sharp vale]

Tell him to go away

[storm panther]

Imagine having to press a button three times to get one letter

[sharp vale]

Real

Is it worth it can you even hear me? Standing with this spot light on me.

Not enough to feed the hungry. I'm tired and I felt it for a while now

[cold cipher]

spot light like light subclasses in density 2?

omeg

[sharp vale]

No it's the opening to the taste of ink

[storm panther]

Doesn't that mean darkness subclasses would be spot darkness

[sharp vale]

What's the opposite of spot

[storm panther]

If a spot is a circle, probably a sphere

[sharp vale]

No

Spot as in to view

To see

[storm panther]

Oh, blind then

To not be able to see

[sharp vale]

Maybe it could be circle but then it would be a triangle or a heavily angular thing

Bifurcate dark

[smoky matrix]

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/mayweather-for-you-throw-gif-8082067

[smoky matrix]

rando how is your covid going

[hard spindle]

I am free as of yesterday

[smoky matrix]

:D

[hard spindle]

got out da hospital on like idk tuesday

I forgor

[void slate]

RandoLLLando

[hard spindle]

peter mod Led

[void slate]

You're mom

[vital roost]

based

[hard spindle]

in other news I have started into the face of god and it weeps

[void slate]

You have finally faced your mom

[hard spindle]

it was worse

[thin kelp]

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

🥚

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

[smoky matrix]

what da egg thinking

[bitter heath]

genocide

[smoky matrix]

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-getreal-duck-snugglebottom-gif-22104553

I've been in bed since like 10am but now theres a bunch of kids running around the house, had them break into my room three times in 20 minutes

I wish I could do nothing but sleep but human children exist

[smoky matrix]

children >:(

[bitter heath]

I dont think I could do that

hm, missed message

[drifting ivy]

Gud morning chat box

[bitter heath]

morning

[drifting ivy]

damn you're still talking to him?

Does he unironically wanna pay you

[bitter heath]

yeah, dude gave me a hundred bucks in Ethereum

[smoky matrix]

nice

[bitter heath]

literally just for saying I'd think about doing it

[smoky matrix]

doing what?

[drifting ivy]

lmaoo

[drifting ivy]

Mod for a discord server for nft i think

[smoky matrix]

hah

[drifting ivy]

Something like that

[bitter heath]

yeah, I thought it'd be fun to see how far it goes and then dip after a bit

[smoky matrix]

fair fair

not like you lose anything

[drifting ivy]

you can get some easy money like that

[bitter heath]

exactly

in other news

https://twitter.com/heyimbee/status/1485173260291809283?s=20

heyimbee (@heyimbee)

happy to say my breast milk is now fda approved and will be on sale soon keep an eye out guys!

Retweets

132

Likes

1885

Twitter · Jan 23, 2022, 8:51 AM

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[lament egret]

i know cold ones was selling that too

[bitter heath]

breast milk?

[drifting ivy]

jesus this is worst than that lady selling her farts in jar

[lament egret]

what no

they were selling the cup 💀

[smoky matrix]

koe this is about what's in the cup 💀

[bitter heath]

yeah, quite a few content creators are

[lament egret]

yikes !

[bitter heath]

plus I cant judge the cups seeing as how I've got one in the post right now

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mimir-the-piterroles-gif-22679697

[mild crystal]

what the FUCK

[lament egret]

real

[smoky matrix]

Oce data centre

I'm famous omg

[bitter heath]

yeah that disgusts me

[lament egret]

[drifting ivy]

just had a 0/9 Zeri

[mild crystal]

finally

[smoky matrix]

( I am not using it )

[mild crystal]

i wouldnt blame you

[smoky matrix]

even if world transfer there is free like

[bitter heath]

meanwhile people who would use it cant even actually get the game

[smoky matrix]

everyone I know plays Primal

even other oce people I know don't want to move cause all their networks are on primal

[lament egret]

soon i will play ff14

[smoky matrix]

sales back same day dc opens

[mild crystal]

waiting to watch koe get SMOKED

[lament egret]

smol mage and budget ramlethal vs the world

[bitter heath]

I cant decide on what I want to play and it hurts

owning so many games but not wanting to play any of them

[smoky matrix]

surely there must be a site that gives you a random game from your library

[mild crystal]

simply play ffxiv

[bitter heath]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

and team up with the fabled dark knight and samurai chef

[mild crystal]

what the FUCK do you MEAN

[bitter heath]

[acoustic cedar]

was this made on scratch

[bitter heath]

possibly

[acoustic cedar]

[bitter heath]

this website sucks balls and this game sucks and is boring

great

another boring game

[mild crystal]

why does my keyboard have to windows keys

[bitter heath]

might as well just play fortnite at this point

[bitter heath]

what does this mean.

[mild crystal]

two, sorry

[bitter heath]

oh

[mild crystal]

english difficult at 4am

[bitter heath]

no idea, but it sounds like the biggest waste of keyboard space

[mild crystal]

i have to map a key for prtsc but idk which one to do

[bitter heath]

I'm going to have to figure out key mapping when I get my new keyboard inevitably

going from a full keyboard to a TKL or 60%

[mild crystal]

i got tkl

[bitter heath]

yeah, I'm leaning more towards that myself

then I need to decide on switches

bruh

and they have Jinx too

this sucks, why did I open this awful game

[mild crystal]

ok i binded it properly

win m5

[bitter heath]

good choice

[queen osprey]

wouldnt be too far fetched for someone with fortnite in their name to play fortnite

[bitter heath]

that was a shitty bit from back when the rick skin came out

and then the bot broke and wont change it

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

[thin kelp]

I was prepared to post funny meme but

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wowawewa-borat-wowwawewaa-gif-15656274

[mild crystal]

Conspiracy theory: all humans on earth are NFT's that are controlled by aliens, and when one of us dies that means that person (that NFT) just sold.

[queen osprey]

take ur fken meds

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-schizo-ok-schizo-schizophrenia-gibbon-gif-23667455

[hard spindle]

ur one to talk 💤

[mild crystal]

You're all brainwashed. I'm the only one that's wokee

[hard spindle]

I want whatever ur smokin

[queen osprey]

[queen osprey]

if you scroll up

the image is above

[signal iris]

LOL

[bitter heath]

didnt she have a kid recently too

[signal iris]

cope

[signal iris]

ya

[bitter heath]

shits crazy

pretty sure she was also asking for the name heyimbee on onlyfans a little while back

[hard spindle]

WHAT

[bitter heath]

found it https://twitter.com/heyimbee/status/1437175461440745475?s=20

heyimbee (@heyimbee)

whoever has the OF user heyimbee give it to me ya dog

Retweets

144

Likes

12011

Twitter · Sep 12, 2021, 10:05 PM

[mild crystal]

shut up datacenterless cretin

[bitter heath]

[lament egret]

hes out of chakra but not out of options

[signal iris]

who u calling datacenrerless?

[mild crystal]

u, punk ass

[signal iris]

coming from the one that didn't remember what their datacenter was

[mild crystal]

which would still imply that i still have one

[mild crystal]

koe with the 31 dollar haircut immunity

[bitter heath]

speaking of aot, doesnt the new episode come out today

[velvet quest]

Yes

[lament egret]

real

[signal iris]

i haven't veen keeping up bc i already read the manga lmao

[mild crystal]

its like me talking to claire in a cutscene

[velvet quest]

I’ve finished the manga too but the anime is important

[mild crystal]

i need to catch up on koboyashi manga

[lament egret]

So true breastie

[velvet quest]

Fuck how do I spoiler an image on mobile

[mild crystal]

click the image a second time before you send it

it should prompt you to spoiler tag

[velvet quest]

I must see this animated

[mild crystal]

r e a l

[bitter heath]

it already has been silly

[hard spindle]

weebs

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/lionking-simba-baby-simba-throw-off-throw-from-cliff-gif-4938582

[velvet quest]

No it hasn’t

[lament egret]

oomfie pls

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-klee-genshin-genshin-impact-klee-genshin-impact-gif-21838233

[mild crystal]

rick ur slippin rn

[bitter heath]

how.

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-motherfucker-fuck-you-im-out-gif-4719448

[thorn tiger]

who has the sussy but it blends into discord

[mild crystal]

because you arent becoming the titan you were born to be.

[lament egret]

Theres a titan in my closet

[mild crystal]

eat it

[bitter heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673639735738105877/880146294528679996/image0.gif

[lament egret]

Its my demons pls help oomfies

[signal iris]

what i must see animated is || armin getting shot all over the place ||

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[mild crystal]

csm better not have shit animation or i will cry

[signal iris]

cry anyway

[lament egret]

I’d actually be in shambles

[bitter heath]

imagine chainsaw man with mushoku tensei level animation

[mild crystal]

unlike you i do not shed tears claire

[mild crystal]

also praise ghislaine dont @ me

[signal iris]

i actually have been unable to cry in forever lol

[lament egret]

csm with PSG animation

[bitter heath]

they make an entire studio just to animate it

[mild crystal]

csm but it has the animation of pain vs naruto

[lament egret]

Can we get more anime with psg’s style

[mild crystal]

someone asked me to do a watchalong of boruto

[bitter heath]

speaking of naruto, I'm rewatching shippuden at the moment, just got to the point where the real madara comes in and I was surprised at the amount of people that were bitching and whining about totsugeki rock as an OP

[lament egret]

they took his got dang eye

[bitter heath]

two characters over

[lament egret]

madara railing the entire army is my favorite scene

Bro doesn’t even use his full power just hand to hand shit

cracked out

[bitter heath]

then literally dropping multiple rocks big enough to basically be a nuclear explosion from orbit

[lament egret]

madara goated

[mild crystal]

my favorite scene is when guy ran kisame's pockets

literally said, "don't move". and then he went against those words

[lament egret]

kisame got double lariat too I remember

[bitter heath]

not kisame, that was the zetsu

also guy going up against madara while still having all his weighted clothing on

[velvet quest]

If you want a good anime site, zoro.tv

[mild crystal]

im still butthurt at the outcome of that fight

animenana.tv btw
rip aniwatch

[bitter heath]

I just use crunchyroll cause I have a huge shared account

[velvet quest]

Crunchyroll doesn’t have everything tho

[mild crystal]

i use cr and funimation sometimes but its cause everyone in my house watches anime

[bitter heath]

who do I pick this game

[mild crystal]

wraith and then use her bald skin

[bitter heath]

nevermind, had to go with loba

screw wraith, people who play wraith are braindead

[mild crystal]

[bitter heath]

I also have funimation when I can be bothered paying for it

[mild crystal]

i used funimation for wep

i liked the show but it coulda been better

[void slate]

[mild crystal]

i think i might play monk, samurai, and ninja... be the holy melee trio @smoky matrix

[smoky matrix]

Only melee dps

[signal iris]

kms

[mild crystal]

yeah im only melee dps

[smoky matrix]

Zzzz

[mild crystal]

i bet you play astro

[smoky matrix]

There are so many things I wanna play

And not enough time

[cold nebula]

Attack on Titan is for normies

[mild crystal]

theres nothing i wanna play tbh

[bitter heath]

I'm enjoying apex rn

[mild crystal]

i just play dead games that im used to

getting into something new is too much effort

[signal iris]

[mild crystal]

[signal iris]

ur

[bitter heath]

damn, second place in this apex game

I got 2v1d and both teammates went down to one person with a blue shield, despite them both having a red shield

[mild crystal]

throwing

[bitter heath]

this is why I hate random fills

I've already lost this match.

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/getreal-ankha-ankhadance-gif-24520928

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/quag-quagmire-family-guy-toilet-quagmire-toilet-gif-20592444

[void slate]

Well okay then

[signal iris]

[mild crystal]

hmm?

happened to my aunt's phone as well

[desert pilot]

downloading the entite country of australia

[bitter heath]

can we leave out the file containing scummo

[desert pilot]

no

everything is coming

[signal iris]

bro I'm so tired even though i had like 8 hours of sleep

[stark girder]

then have 10 hours

[signal iris]

uh no

[desert pilot]

i barely even sleep 8 hours in a night

8 hours would be incredible

[mild crystal]

time to watch harem anime for nine and a half hours

[signal iris]

and i don't even like coffee so that's not rly an option i like

I'm also dehydrated lul

[desert pilot]

damnit i just got macdonalds and i forgot i wanted to recreate that one jerma gif

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-22821132

this one

[mild crystal]

you ever hear of water, buddy?

[void slate]

Guys is it really 2022 because it feels like it's 1939

[stark girder]

you mean 1999

when internet was way faster

[vital roost]

berkute

[void slate]

is that u

[desert pilot]

no

its jerma985

[void slate]

nice

is he like a youtuber

[desert pilot]

hes a streamer

he is a funny guy

[void slate]

he streams eating burgers?

[desert pilot]

hes a variety streamer

he does some really weird shit

[signal iris]

bought an up & go
pogging with the staff discount

[desert pilot]

[signal iris]

the cashier said it was $9.50 but then she was like "wait let me start again" and said $4.50

[mild crystal]

hey handshome

[stark girder]

D: what if someone's lactose intolerant

[smoky matrix]

perish

[vital roost]

nvm

[mild crystal]

[signal iris]

just tolerate it

[stark girder]

:3

[mild crystal]

i drink milkshakes despite being lactose

[bitter heath]

an?

[signal iris]

tolerate it

[bitter heath]

a singular up and go is 4.50

[signal iris]

??

[vital roost]

actual weak genes

[desert pilot]

i ate a full bag of cheetos despite being lactose intolerant and i was in pain

[mild crystal]

wel, yeah
i was born with a lot of debuffs

[desert pilot]

good cheetos tho

[vital roost]

just be born different

[signal iris]

wait, i spent $5.05

[desert pilot]

scammed

[mild crystal]

i downed three vanilla milkshakes w steak and fries and launched a nuclear bomb in my toilet

[stark girder]

[= a lot of debuffs

[desert pilot]

relatable

[signal iris]

i have a debuff I'm trying to get rid of

[mild crystal]

lactose intolerance cant keep me down

[signal iris]

i was also born with the sneezy debuff

[desert pilot]

my biggest debuff is adhd

[mild crystal]

mine is being alive.

[desert pilot]

damn

[vital roost]

that’s a lot of people’s tho

[desert pilot]

lol

[vital roost]

my job to clear it

[void slate]

my biggest debuff is autism

[mild crystal]

well a lot of people arent me so

[void slate]

I am YOU'RE MOM

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

i never said that

[desert pilot]

usually people with autism are super nice (you included)

[void slate]

yeah but I hate shopping malls and changes in routine

[mild crystal]

i hate shopping with people

[desert pilot]

yeah thats no good

[smoky matrix]

I hate shopping

[void slate]

having noise cancelling headphones does help a lot

[vital roost]

berk do u talk to people irl

[mild crystal]

matter of fact, i just fucking hate people.

[signal iris]

what does that mean?

[mild crystal]

my neighbor and thats it

[vital roost]

i don’t believe even that

[mild crystal]

i hang w her friend group and im the most quiet

just never liked talking

[vital roost]

me too

[void slate]

lol

[mild crystal]

irl socializing is ass cancer

[void slate]

socializing ass

[mild crystal]

real

[mild crystal]

¿

[desert pilot]

australian question mark

[vital roost]

real

[signal iris]

when people try to talk to me at work even tho I'm wearing headphones

ugh

[stark girder]

x)

[mild crystal]

my co worker says im too quiet and always look down

so i took my two fingers and forced a smile with them as a joke

[stark girder]

[= then you are uniquely suited to work alone

[mild crystal]

just let me do my work in peace

[signal iris]

there's this one guy at work that won't stop telling me shit about what he's doing at work and it just bothers me

[vital roost]

like in the joker movies

berk ur like joker we live in a society

[mild crystal]

granted, we’re a team and i like him a lot — hes very nice

but hes always asking so many questions

[vital roost]

man just trying to be nice and you’re flaming him in a discord :(

[mild crystal]

“what did you do today”
“you get any new games? you see that new episode of…” dude just leave me alone

[stark girder]

=] have you tried telling him that?

[signal iris]

I've been working here for like 4 years (wow) and there has only been two people I've been comfortable talking with

[mild crystal]

i just tell him that my throat hurts and we can chat about it later

[stark girder]

well, I mean tell him what you really think

[mild crystal]

until i can find a less blunt way of doing so, nope

[vital roost]

never tell people what u really think i learned that one

[stark girder]

:(

[mild crystal]

i tell people how i feel if they ask me directly

[signal iris]

i always say "i don't know"

[mild crystal]

that makes me think people are less likely to ask things

[signal iris]

but they just keep asking

[mild crystal]

one of my neighbors friends asked me if she was annoying or whatever and i legitimately said “sometimes i wish you weren’t here.”

[signal iris]

so now i just say I'm tired

but it still doesn't end there

[vital roost]

chad strat is to never tell other people your true feelings and always make excuses

[mild crystal]

pussy shit

have a spine

people’s feelings are not always the determining factor when it comes to getting out what you have to say

[signal iris]

wave of sadness just hit :)

[mild crystal]

simply be happy bro

[signal iris]

idk how

[mild crystal]

ill tell you in three easy steps
||you dont.||

[vital roost]

that’s one

[stark girder]

=] I think whoever doesn't take the cue and keep asking unimportant stuff simply doesn't get it, so when you had enough, it's time to tell him

[mild crystal]

most of the time my co worker and i chat abt keyboards n games but we both have our limits

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2heavy-eating-chips-tf2-tf2heavy-tf2anonymousgamer-gif-23650452

[stark girder]

yeah, that's the thing. some people are not sensitive to others. you have to explicitly tell them

[mild crystal]

discord dwellers when given ways to feel anything but misery

[stark girder]

an extrovert wouldn't understand talking is very stressful to an introvert because they never felt that

[vital roost]

projecting

[mild crystal]

jokes on you, i feel more joy than your ass and that says a lot

[bitter heath]

joy is overrated

[mild crystal]

honesty is the true endgame

[stark girder]

=] I'm not the one you need to convince

[vital roost]

berk i am literally the most joyous here

[desert pilot]

no me

[vital roost]

stay unjoyful !

[mild crystal]

you play density as a means of coping w ur problems. shut the fuck up and quit lying.

[desert pilot]

L + ratio + cope + seethe + youngboy better

[vital roost]

u do the same but with other games berk

[mild crystal]

cant have coping mechanisms when all of your problems are dealt with

[signal iris]

berkut rly laughed at me when i told him that i stare at my computer bc idk what to do

[mild crystal]

i did? if i did, i cant remember, but kek

also ash, i play other games because i dont enjoy subjecting myself to torture

[vital roost]

my biggest problem is dealt with, realized it wasn’t worth it and just let go

[mild crystal]

inb4 it comes back to haunt you

[mild crystal]

yes hi

[vital roost]

L

[desert pilot]

oh fuck i ate too much

[vital roost]

what did u eat

[desert pilot]

macdonalds

[vital roost]

maccas

[desert pilot]

yea

[mild crystal]

yuck

[bitter heath]

I can barely force myself to eat macdonalds, working there I see how its all made and it just sickens me

[signal iris]

I'm ugh

[vital roost]

mcdonald’s just nasty

[desert pilot]

yeah my cousin worked at macdonalds and he doesn't eat there anymore

[bitter heath]

I used to just get sick at the smell of it

[vital roost]

i used to work in fast food and i ate at the place i worked sometimes because it was actually clean

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

i think youre pretty cool

emphasis on the cool

[vital roost]

hi ducky

[restive orbit]

hey hey

[vital roost]

i’m up to early so i’m annoyed

[restive orbit]

i BARELY eat fast food like ever

[vital roost]

same

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

i went to bed at like 5 and woke up dehydrated at like 8

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/pluto-moon-crying-sailor-gif-5434566

[bitter heath]

dehydration is fun though

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

real

[desert pilot]

[vital roost]

makes water taste so good

[mild crystal]

me when water

[bitter heath]

exactly

[mild crystal]

simply have a fridge full of cold water all the time and never be dehydrated again

[mild crystal]

[restive orbit]

wtf

[bitter heath]

apex teammates

[vital roost]

berk i have like 40 dollars to my name

[restive orbit]

oh no

[vital roost]

berk did u use that code i gave u

[mild crystal]

you had eighty exactly one week ago

[vital roost]

yes

[signal iris]

ok bye chat

[mild crystal]

what did you waste it on now

[vital roost]

bye

[restive orbit]

bye bye

[mild crystal]

lateer claire

[vital roost]

i don’t have to tell you my spending habits

[mild crystal]

its probably more wack femboy shit so i probably dont want to know

[vital roost]

answer the question berk

[restive orbit]

apparently i haven't opened my bank app for too long so it logged me out

[mild crystal]

i will once you quit dodging mine

[vital roost]

they probably logged u out after a couple hours

[vital roost]

i’ll dm you what i bought if you really wanna know

[mild crystal]

[restive orbit]

nah they logged me out of my account cause i hadnt opened the app in like a month

[storm panther]

A lap pillow

[mild crystal]

proceed

[vital roost]

no

[storm panther]

Disappointed

[stark girder]

a comfy pillow?

[restive orbit]

a femboy bf

[mild crystal]

wtb femboy bf

[bitter heath]

same

[mild crystal]

[stark girder]

=] they went to pm and never coming back

[mild crystal]

animals

[vital roost]

yes

[restive orbit]

actually had fun on that one game today thats a first

bot getting shit on by my tactics

im bout to get banned

[storm panther]

Not the chess bot then

[mild crystal]

erasure

[void slate]

What pretty eyes, what pretty eyes.

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

yes peter, you do indeed have pretty eyes.

[smoky matrix]

peter eye reveal when

[void slate]

[vital roost]

servo no pls don’t shoot

[void slate]

What is your gaming gender?
A - PC, B - Console
C - Apple, D - Mobile

[vital roost]

defo A

[void slate]

Mobile gaming can burn in hell

[stark girder]

but my market penetration!

[vital roost]

pubg mobile goes kinda hard in asia

[storm panther]

Can't imagine using C to game

[signal seal]

Ashy

did you sleep

[vital roost]

hihi bing

like 2 hours

[signal seal]

Hello Ashyoo

[vital roost]

how’re u

[signal seal]

tired. i slept like 4 hours, but i have stuff to do

[void slate]

Should I stream vr today or wait for my wireless set to come?

[bitter heath]

isnt it super popular specifically with indians

[hollow marten]

Zac more like cringe

[bitter heath]

shut up bro, I just ran a bunch of kids in apex

[vital roost]

i don’t know exactly but it has an insane comp scene over there worth a lot of money

[bitter heath]

every fps game has an insane comp scene in asia

[hollow marten]

Sorry but loba main

Horny

[storm panther]

Understandable

[bitter heath]

apart from deadstiny

nah how can I not play loba, plus you were the one that pointed out the factory air

[storm panther]

Most comp scenes here are in small communities

[hollow marten]

LMAO

[vital roost]

yeah but pubg mobile specifically is insane, one of the highest there

[stark girder]

=] deadstiny technically not fps

[vital roost]

? it’s a first person shooter

i am in first person, shooting

[bitter heath]

its an fps mmorpg loot shooter

[stark girder]

yup

[bitter heath]

sorry for not giving all the tags

[vital roost]

so it is an fps

[stark girder]

x)

[bitter heath]

wait is that the titty dragon

[stark girder]

[= someone noticed

[bitter heath]

embed fail

[hollow marten]

Watch yo tone

[steel geyser]

Paid money to send images moment

[vital roost]

L

[bitter heath]

its all good though, I'm an NFT owner

[steel geyser]

Ew

[storm panther]

Screenshot

[steel geyser]

Something funny about NFT's, the guy who invented them disowned them.

He didn't want anything to do with being related to them lol.

[bitter heath]

I only have one because some dude wants me to moderate his NFT discord server and pays me in etherium and NFTs

[bitter heath]

my animal is more talented

[hollow marten]

Thank you for that video

[storm panther]

They're both mine now

[steel geyser]

He's paying you in virtual beanie babies

Sadge

[storm panther]

[vital roost]

how much is the nft worth rick

[steel geyser]

NFT's are pointless because when the blockchain thing expires people will just redirect it to malware t mess with you too.

[hollow marten]

74 dollars

[vital roost]

4 smackeroos

[hollow marten]

Or did it go down

[steel geyser]

0.0000001 doge coin

[bitter heath]

if I sold it currently it could go from anywhere between 0.09eth and 0.2eth

[steel geyser]

Blegh.

Doesn't mining that produce more C02 than whole countries too?

There's no justifying NFT's, they're just trashy.

[hollow marten]

Yeah invest in cs skins

[bitter heath]

invest in my nutsack

[signal seal]

the fact that it's a token you never really own that's worth virtually nothing and can be copied by anyone

[vital roost]

bro i should become and nft discord mod even tho i don’t like nfts

[steel geyser]

I don't think I'd get many returns.

[hollow marten]

Trolling

[bitter heath]

nah probably not those mfs have cancer

[signal seal]

someone spent 2 million dollars on the first twitter founder tweet

like bruh, i can just screenshot it, my NFT now

[vital roost]

disgusting

[steel geyser]

Lmao.

[restive orbit]

no >:c

[signal seal]

there's apparently a pirate bay for NFTs as well

[vital roost]

free money tho

[signal seal]

if you like 3d models of bears wearing sunglasses

[bitter heath]

I also dislike them, but its free cash for doing essentially nothing

[vital roost]

that’s what i’m saying

[steel geyser]

I've seen ones of like warhammer 40k orcz rip offs.

[bitter heath]

plus he was asking if I needed anyone else to help out with it

[steel geyser]

That were 3d models.

[restive orbit]

id rather give you money for free than investing in nfts

[vital roost]

that’s funny tho and it doesn’t surprise me

[signal seal]

don't tell anyone but this is a $15000 NFT i screenshotted

[vital roost]

i think the worst part abt nfts is that they’re so ugly

[steel geyser]

That looks disgusting.

[bitter heath]

yo is that tekashi69

[restive orbit]

@vital roost just know it'll only be like $10
im poor soz

[vital roost]

like if you’re gonna put so much money into a pic atleast make it look good

[steel geyser]

Who would by 15,000 for that. It's probably not even made by a real person too, it almost looks like a generated model or something.

[vital roost]

instead of like a mutant monkey

[signal seal]

or just buy real art

[steel geyser]

^

Commission real artists.

[vital roost]

i appreciate the thought ducky

[mild crystal]

[steel geyser]

One of my favorite artists is Lansane, I don't think they do coms though sadge.

[bitter heath]

thats basically what this dude is doing anyways, sent me 200 dollars in ETH just for saying I was thinking about it

[restive orbit]

why my gifs being shit and doing the wrong ones man i dont understand

[steel geyser]

Yo you should make alt accounts and just say you wanna get into it and have him keep sending you eth

[bitter heath]

true!

[storm panther]

[signal seal]

have him send me eth

[steel geyser]

You now owe me 25% of it too since that's my idea

[stark girder]

[= are you beating around the bushes? NFTs are good because it's another way to launder money

[steel geyser]

I need balisong money

[desert pilot]

nice nft

[bitter heath]

he's also buying me a new mouse and keyboard cause I told him mine broke

[signal seal]

[bitter heath]

said I'd need them to do any discord stuff

[steel geyser]

Wow, I almost wanna see if he'll buy me knives

[signal seal]

that's my NFT potassium i right click save as'd

[hollow marten]

Zac get on fortnite

[bitter heath]

possibly

[steel geyser]

I collect knives irl so

[smoky matrix]

and you still haven't actually said yes to modding at all?

just that you were thinking about it?

[stark girder]

=] before NFT, art dealers have to do physical exchanges

[vital roost]

what

[desert pilot]

nope its mine now

[bitter heath]

yeah, though I sent him a message not too long ago saying I'd do it

[stark girder]

now it's done at home

[smoky matrix]

oh nice

[vital roost]

art dealers made online art before nfts

[bitter heath]

atleast for like a month or two to see what I get out of it, then I might dip if it isnt worth the time commitment

[steel geyser]

See if he'll simp and buy you a knife. I'll legit give you my address to have him send it to LOL

[vital roost]

no need i am in ur walls

[signal seal]

what kind of knife 🤔

[steel geyser]

I'm broke after buying a benchmade

[vital roost]

type used to cut bing

[steel geyser]

Butterfly knives only

[bitter heath]

I'm not even sure if I want to give him my address for the mouse and keyboard man, thinking of just putting it into an amazon wishlist and sending him that

[void slate]

Screenshat

[signal seal]

bleh

[vital roost]

probs best idea

[signal seal]

My cousin makes seriously good knifes

[steel geyser]

Really?

I've been looking for someone who can make me a black rose replica

[signal seal]

1 sec lemme find a pic

[bitter heath]

you actually on it or nah?

[vital roost]

giving away address online isn’t really worth

[signal seal]

he can make anything

[bitter heath]

cause I'll hop on swear to god

[mild crystal]

simply draw hentai and sell it

[hollow marten]

I'll get on in like 10 mins

7am still sleepy

[vital roost]

just like 10th grade u

[mild crystal]

unfortunately yes

[bitter heath]

oh right, they added fucking arcane skins

[hollow marten]

I saw

[vital roost]

league is a plague

[bitter heath]

nothing is safe from fortnite, not even league of legends

[signal iris]

hi chat

[mild crystal]

to air fry or to not air fry steak

[bitter heath]

smoke it

[mild crystal]

broil it

[vital roost]

do not air fry steak please

[bitter heath]

dont air fry red meat

[mild crystal]

im making it for someone i dont like so is fine either way

[bitter heath]

microwave it then

[mild crystal]

real

[vital roost]

average ffxiv player

[hollow marten]

I'd rather die then get fortnited on by a league skin

[mild crystal]

i think ill pan sear and broil

[bitter heath]

bruh they took out duos again for OCE @hollow marten

[mild crystal]

cause even i cant really bring myself to hurt a steak this way

[vital roost]

yes please don’t

[hollow marten]

Cry

[vital roost]

literally crying rn

[bitter heath]

kakashi got hold of tik tok

[vital roost]

shaking and crying and shaking

[mild crystal]

caked up kakashi

[bitter heath]

its even worse

[signal seal]

The bottom one was $250 and he sent me the top one (experimental build) for free @steel geyser

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

cakekashi

[hollow marten]

You're the one with the emotes

[bitter heath]

shut up!

[hollow marten]

Blame yourself

[bitter heath]

dont use facts and or logic!

[hollow marten]

Mald

[vital roost]

fortnite rick playing fortnite

the prophecy is fulfilled

[mild crystal]

cakekashi got the DUMPY

[hollow marten]

He can't build for the life of him

[bitter heath]

of course, cant be too good at fortnite otherwise I'll lose all credibility

though I have way too many crossover skins

[restive orbit]

i don't play fortnite but i got a friend that is mental at it

[bitter heath]

is his name justin?

[restive orbit]

nah close

jordan

[vital roost]

awhh buny

[steel geyser]

Both look great.

[restive orbit]

why is your name justin and you are calling yourself cracked?

[hollow marten]

Troll

[vital roost]

i need a pet rabbit or a cat now

[signal seal]

the big one is in my car otherwise i'd take a detailed photo of the handle. it's got a really unique style to it

[bitter heath]

no, my name is not justin

[restive orbit]

rabbits are illegal

[signal seal]

you can litter train rabbits so they free roam you know i want one too

[vital roost]

that’s amazing i need it

[bitter heath]

I cant look at rabbits without remembering my stupid ass brother and what he did to one we had when we were kids

[vital roost]

elaborate

[bitter heath]

trampoline on its side, throwing the rabbit at it and watching it bounce off

[vital roost]

goddamn

[restive orbit]

oh that's right, rabbits aren't illegal everywhere in australia, now you know where i live

let's gooooo

[vital roost]

rabbits are legal here ducky smh

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-22882514

followed by this

[vital roost]

:((

[restive orbit]

ik they are basically only illegal where i am

[vital roost]

my friend owned a pet rabbit and it would chew through his headphone cables

[bitter heath]

my birds used to do that

[vital roost]

he had to buy like 4 headphones because so many were ruined

he has a clip of it happened while his webcam is on

happening

[mild crystal]

wireless headphone moment

or detachable cable moment

[void slate]

Hey that's me

[bitter heath]

used to own one of these and it broke through my 3ds screen with its beak aswell as chewing cables

[vital roost]

pretty bird

[void slate]

Devil in disguise

[vital roost]

i love the look of birds

but i don’t think i could ever own one

[bitter heath]

then we got one of these and my husky bit its foot off through the cage, which was the second incident involving a bird that dog has committed

[smoky matrix]

;-;

[vital roost]

oh jesus

[mild crystal]

birb

[vital roost]

your dogs just seem to hate other animals

[bitter heath]

the first being it breaking into a cage we had spent hours securing and killing my pet cockatiel

[vital roost]

:((

[signal seal]

when i lived in NYC one of these little shits landed on my apartment window and i was like, wtf is a parrot doing out

[vital roost]

my grandfather had multiple cockatiels, like 2 parrots, an iguana, a duck

[signal seal]

and i tried to let it in but it took off

[vital roost]

he loved animals so much

[vital roost]

awh that sucks

[bitter heath]

couldnt have been one of these specifically, they're australian ringnecks or 28 parrots

they have the name 28 parrot because that was the calibre we used to shoot them with

[vital roost]

damn

[mild crystal]

birds are cool

my dad has a budgie

[bitter heath]

back when they were classified as pests

birds are definitely cool when you look after them perfectly

[smoky matrix]

birds are cool but I feel liek they'd also be loud pets

[vital roost]

takes a lot of effort

i feel like id accidentally let it out

[bitter heath]

I used to keep them in my room and they'd only really get loud when I wasnt there for over an hour

[vital roost]

awh they get lonely

[smoky matrix]

get lonely without you

[signal seal]

all parrots are the same Rick 😐

[vital roost]

too real

[mild crystal]

damn relatable

[signal seal]

it's a parrot

[vital roost]

australia isn’t real

[signal seal]

any species parrot = parrot

[vital roost]

^^

[mild crystal]

bing is a parrot

[vital roost]

bing would be a pretty and colorful parrot tho

[signal seal]

i am too quiet to be a parrot

thanks ash 🙂

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

wonder if femboy parrots exist

[vital roost]

i have a friend who has this on a fucking soundboard

[desert pilot]

the whole thing or just that part

[vital roost]

entire monologue

and like the hello and hi and foxy running down the hallway and power shutting down and etc etc

so annoying

[desert pilot]

oh lord

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/run-kill-you-creepy-laugh-every-second-you-are-not-running-im-only-getting-closer-bird-gif-22163455

[desert pilot]

its a good monologue but it gets annoying after too many times

[vital roost]

yeah that’s fair

i’m sure it’s really good in game

but i have no idea lore wise what it means nor do i really care

[bitter heath]

I used to soundboard on phasmo back when that first came out

[desert pilot]

yeah if you played all the fnaf games it hits hard

[vital roost]

when we played phasmophobia i remember walking around in the house, ghost would hunt, and you’d just hear big time rush theme faintly downstairs

phasmophobia is fun when you’re not taking it seriously tho

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-hop-on-hop-on-fortnite-sasuke-naruto-gif-23895282

[vital roost]

🤨

[bitter heath]

you heard me.

[vital roost]

no.

[mild crystal]

@vital roost hop on dеstiny 2

[vital roost]

i won’t be out of bed for another couple hours most likely

[steel geyser]

brUh

Something Dest1ny 2 players don't know exists:

[bitter heath]

this too

[hollow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/canhao-reves-bolado-com-adm-gif-19378730

[vital roost]

showers go so hard tho

[bitter heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484153257753837568/932651021811998790/destiny2-beyondlight.gif

[steel geyser]

I like to mope while sitting on the floor of mine.

I say this because I'm pretty sure everyone else does that.

[bitter heath]

not really no

[vital roost]

[steel geyser]

False

[signal iris]

u have phasma?

[vital roost]

yes

[bitter heath]

I just spend like 20 minutes trying to properly wash my hair

[vital roost]

i haven’t played it in months

[bitter heath]

nah phasmo dead, hop on forewarned

[signal iris]

i haven't played in like over a year

[steel geyser]

I mean I do that too. I have a weird ritual I do with that lmao. My hair usually turns out really nice and soft.

Yeah Phasmo is kinda dead, I played a couple times in like the past year I think ...

It's a little boring is all

Unless your friends are comedians

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

washing my hair is so annoying sometimes
bc it's long

[exotic leaf]

relatable

[bitter heath]

mine goes past my shoulderblades even in a ponytail

so I feel your pain

[exotic leaf]

my hair goes down to my hips

[ionic arrow]

Trials be like:

[bitter heath]

I found one phasmolike game called forewarned that has you exploring like Egyptian tombs and stuff

[mild crystal]

same

except not same but close enough

[steel geyser]

Now that sounds more interesting

[exotic leaf]

my hair is kinda thick too which makes it annoying sometimes

especially during the summer

[steel geyser]

Mine is thick and soft but doesn’t go past my shoulders