💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[lament egret]

omg epic frag montage

[signal seal]

yeah avoid vip

[thin kelp]

vip is this chat but worse

[exotic leaf]

yes

[mild crystal]

get this shit ass game out of this sanctuary you stupid fucking monkey brained gremlin

[sharp vale]

Sanctuary

[signal seal]

damn Berkut on the prowl tonight

[sharp vale]

That's sus

[thin kelp]

shut the fuck up before i bind your hands to a small kids chair and force you to play gambit 1v4 matches with your feet for a whole weekend

[lament egret]

be on the prowl for some bitches

[mild crystal]

wouldnt be the first time

[sharp vale]

Got their ass

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[thin kelp]

bro whos deleting shit

[onyx schooner]

ill shit your pants

[lament egret]

[thin kelp]

mods

[lament egret]

its me

[sharp vale]

Mods

[lament egret]

im forcing you to talk about not density

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/yosukecookie-minatoarisato-makotoyuki-persona3-gif-20756326

[onyx schooner]

you should cope yourself now

[thin kelp]

koe you were a mod this whole time

i trusted you

[sharp vale]

Is there a mod that can admin my depression

[thin kelp]

[velvet quest]

you should cum yourself NOW

[lament egret]

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

[thin kelp]

[onyx schooner]

i hate this it made me laugh

[sharp vale]

Milk drink

[lament egret]

yummy

[thin kelp]

🥛

[velvet quest]

milk

[mild crystal]

[onyx schooner]

how did otis from back at the barnyard have utters he cant have utters he is a male cow

[thin kelp]

fun fact: milk is from cow breasts, so we're technically all breast milk drinkers

[thick orbit]

Is halo infinite good? like the multi

[exotic leaf]

oat milk is the best dont @ me

[velvet quest]

trans cow

[mild crystal]

oat milk is fire

[thin kelp]

[thick orbit]

I like almond milk

[mild crystal]

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

male milk

[thin kelp]

fake milk copers

[onyx schooner]

that is not milk

[mild crystal]

stop being gay

[lament egret]

it is to me

[thin kelp]

😳

[vital roost]

i am aware.

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

🥛

[smoky matrix]

[onyx schooner]

ashyoo admits they are a super degen

[thin kelp]

dunk the heavy in the milk and eat it

[exotic leaf]

cry about it

[thin kelp]

[exotic leaf]

on my shoulders

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Can I cry on your shoulders

[onyx schooner]

no

[exotic leaf]

no

[velvet quest]

no

[mild crystal]

lew’s embrace is the single thing we deserve.

[sharp vale]

😔

I just want to be happy

[exotic leaf]

i love u @mild crystal

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[mild crystal]

love u too

[onyx schooner]

i dont want lew's embrace
not for any particular reason i just showered so i dont wanna be stinky

[mild crystal]

you dont have a say, vessel.

[exotic leaf]

this just makes me want to love you more KneeKnee

[thin kelp]

stop posting these, ive taken 5 showers just in the last two hours

[onyx schooner]

[velvet quest]

take more

[thin kelp]

no

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[sharp vale]

@mild crystal can I hug you berky

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[thin kelp]

NOOOO

[sharp vale]

I need to take a shower

I smell like burnt oil and brake grease

[mild crystal]

go ‘head

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fans-gif-20693667

[sharp vale]

Real. Good friend

[vital roost]

average density player

[thin kelp]

you should market that to dr squatch

[velvet quest]

polayer

[thin kelp]

i hear theyre looking for new flavors

[sharp vale]

Average mechanic

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-gif-24534282

[onyx schooner]

phospholipid bilayer

[vital roost]

Good.

[vital roost]

the plbl goes kind hard

[onyx schooner]

i dont know why thats in my head

[sharp vale]

Unironically If I hear someone irl say they play ___ game, I stay away from them

If someone on god admits to playing warzone irl I leave

[onyx schooner]

ok

[exotic leaf]

weird but ok

[sharp vale]

Not weird

[onyx schooner]

not weird

[sharp vale]

Y'all never met those hype beast dudes who act wild in public for no reason

[onyx schooner]

yeah i did
back in high school, now they do drugs and live on the streets

[sharp vale]

The same mfs who actively admit to go hard in warzone

[sharp vale]

Exactly my point

[mild crystal]

finds a raltz
no pokeballs

[onyx schooner]

simply commit ball

[thin kelp]

kidnap

[velvet quest]

vope

[mild crystal]

its growling at me

[lament egret]

bark at it then you animal

[mild crystal]

ill vomit on it

[exotic leaf]

o

[lament egret]

thats the spirit

[onyx schooner]

shit itself

[mild crystal]

it used teleport

[exotic leaf]

shit myself

[lament egret]

couldnt stand your ass

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-dog-oh-my-goodness-gif-24115765

[velvet quest]

im gonna shit your jorts

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

You're in charge berkut

[lament egret]

do it its quite cold in here

[vital roost]

@lament egret can i pet you

[exotic leaf]

alright who shit myself

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

You

[exotic leaf]

no nene did it

[velvet quest]

no way

[sharp vale]

The weak minded blame their behavior on others

[velvet quest]

cock

[blissful flax]

bye bye niners

[mild crystal]

w h a t js this

[exotic leaf]

the weak minded care about what other people play

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

[onyx schooner]

[signal seal]

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

I can't believe that dude actually got sponsorships

[onyx schooner]

who

[signal seal]

Bill

[sharp vale]

Goopie

[onyx schooner]

who is goopie

[velvet quest]

boopie

[lament egret]

me

[sharp vale]

The dude who's dancing in that emoji

[lament egret]

they call me goopie for a good reason

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

He went viral due to it and blew up on TikTok then got sponsorships and deals

[onyx schooner]

wild

[sharp vale]

Then he got bullied at school

[onyx schooner]

good

[sharp vale]

Real

[exotic leaf]

^

[velvet quest]

koopie

[onyx schooner]

if you use tiktok you deserve to be bullied

[lament egret]

koepie 😳

[onyx schooner]

stop

[sharp vale]

I have never even bothered to even search up TikTok in any search bar

[exotic leaf]

people who watch youtube/instagram reels be like

[velvet quest]

oopie koepie

[onyx schooner]

what

[vital roost]

bully me

[sick wyvern]

If you do (x) you deserve to be bullied

[onyx schooner]

i am not bullying you because you are into it

[sharp vale]

(furry)

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

[velvet quest]

wtf thats sus and gay

[thin kelp]

whats wrong with gay 🤨

[velvet quest]

unga bunga

[lament egret]

[onyx schooner]

how could naruto make a character called susgay

[exotic leaf]

cursed name

[thin kelp]

[onyx schooner]

unfathomable

[velvet quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915592631789162586/918189149553573928/caption.gif

[sharp vale]

• YoungBoy better

[velvet quest]

pee

[sick wyvern]

Oook

[thin kelp]

ooga booga

[sharp vale]

Mf just burned a photograph and threw it into a river

[exotic leaf]

unga bunga

[vital roost]

i'm gonna start using this now

[velvet quest]

unga bunga

[sharp vale]

?????

[exotic leaf]

unga bunga

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IEnaj/6bbb75a14d.jpg do you think people understand my callouts

[thin kelp]

good meme

[exotic leaf]

yes

[onyx schooner]

they dont they still capture

[lament egret]

can you set custom ones in mhw

[thin kelp]

You should really emphasize that you dont want them to capture

[onyx schooner]

idk

[lament egret]

i wanna make it cute

[velvet quest]

ratio bozo

[lament egret]

also i keep forgetting to open mhw ! ! !!

[onyx schooner]

poor koep

[thin kelp]

muguumin, more like ugly mug

[smoky matrix]

not enough

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-enjoying-pooping-gif-17605713

this is my only response

[thin kelp]

what the dog doin

[smoky matrix]

sittin

[velvet quest]

shitsing

[smoky matrix]

poopen

[sick wyvern]

Good thing I have no clue even how to capture

[vital roost]

is this u

[velvet quest]

yep, irl pic i took not two seconds ago

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sittin-nn-the-toilet-gif-8077378

[exotic leaf]

classic meme

[thin kelp]

veterans award if you remember this

[exotic leaf]

neverforget

[onyx schooner]

cool im a veteran now

[thin kelp]

[exotic leaf]

or the wheres the chapstick video

[sick wyvern]

Das a toilet

[vital roost]

can i pet u (after you get off toilet)

[velvet quest]

https://youtu.be/8Iue8Xb8pp0 das poopenfarten

[velvet quest]

[thin kelp]

legends say she taught down the worlds artists how to beatbox

[thin kelp]

WORT WORT WORT

WAAAUGHAH

[thin kelp]

AAAH NOT THE ANIME GIRL EATING A LITTLE BITE OUT OF A LARGE MEAL

[exotic leaf]

what the fuck

[sick wyvern]

That bacon doesn’t look cooked

[mild crystal]

ITS SO GOD DAMN MESSY

[onyx schooner]

nor do u

[mild crystal]

what an idiot

[velvet quest]

shes gonna brown later

[thin kelp]

dont worry she likes it raw

[mild crystal]

lmao

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

[onyx schooner]

stop

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/brown-poop-fart-omori-sunny-gif-23157928

[sharp vale]

How do I remove a splinter I cannot see

[onyx schooner]

die

[sharp vale]

So much PAIN

[mild crystal]

chop it off

[sick wyvern]

Tape

[thin kelp]

decompose, the splinter will go into the ground
ez

[sharp vale]

Real

[sick wyvern]

Can also put it against a light

[mild crystal]

they make splinter removers

thin metal thingy

[sick wyvern]

Should be able to see it

I just use a sewing needle

[sharp vale]

I can't see it

[wind axle]

Stupid dumbass the patty falling out da burge

[sharp vale]

Like genuinely I can't see anything imbedded but it hurts in that specific area

There's blood but I cannot see anything

[sick wyvern]

Put it against a light and see, like a flashlight or something

[sharp vale]

I just did

[thick orbit]

I feel happy today

[sick wyvern]

Then idk, maybe just pick it with something and see if anything comes up

[sharp vale]

Good

[sick wyvern]

Maybe it’s just too embedded to see, dig it out

[sharp vale]

Mf I genuinely don't have anything to dig it out with

[onyx schooner]

CLAWS

[sharp vale]

It might not even be a splinter I don't see how I could've gotten it

[onyx schooner]

couldnt it just be a pinched nerve

[sharp vale]

I was sleeping after I got home from work

[sick wyvern]

Hair

Like tiny slivers

[sharp vale]

It's at the very front of my toe and there's blood, so

[sharp vale]

Yeah I know but there's no way

I dust my bed before getting on it

And I have work shoes which prevent stuff like hot grease or minor things to get in

Confusion

[sick wyvern]

Idk

[sharp vale]

Oh well y'all can forget about it

[onyx schooner]

forget about what

[sharp vale]

Not worth your time if I can't begin to figure it out

[sharp vale]

Real

[sick wyvern]

Nothing more to say if you don’t have anything sharp to dig it out

[sharp vale]

I don't see anything to dig out though

[vital roost]

what is this post

[velvet quest]

Forget about balls

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

im going insane

[lament egret]

i found booba halo on youtube

[thin kelp]

??

[velvet quest]

No way

[sick wyvern]

Idk just pick around where it hurts

[thin kelp]

my sleep paralysis demon

[velvet quest]

Where’s balls halo YouTube

[lament egret]

soon

[velvet quest]

Very epic

[sharp vale]

How do y'all celebrate y'all pet's birthdays

[onyx schooner]

pet cupcake

[lament egret]

my mom makes cupcakes for them

[sharp vale]

How do y'all know when to celebrate

[vital roost]

where's my cupcake

[thin kelp]

i go to their grave

[lament egret]

oh

[onyx schooner]

you ask the breeder when they were born?

[sharp vale]

You don't deserve it

[vital roost]

damn.

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

Pain

[sharp vale]

What if no one knows when they were born

[onyx schooner]

then you cope

[sharp vale]

Hits close to home I lost two very good ones

[vital roost]

make up a birthday so they're happy

[thin kelp]

i have a 3d print bust of them, makes me smile

[onyx schooner]

could just make their bday when you found them

[sharp vale]

That's what I usually do

[wind axle]

I used to have a lil hedgehog buddy

Rip the homie

[sharp vale]

I had a duck that I credit to being a major stepping stone to what I've accomplished in the last three years

[vital roost]

hedgehogs are so cool

[thin kelp]

he chillin with sonic now

[sharp vale]

I was like 17 and had 700$ to my name off of saved birthdays etc

[sick wyvern]

Al I’ve had was fish and hamsters but that was as a kid

[velvet quest]

Tomorrow is new attack on titan episode!!

[sharp vale]

And then my duck got attacked by a dog and got degloved

[thin kelp]

didnt attack on titan finish

[velvet quest]

No

[thin kelp]

last season?

[sharp vale]

So I found a job asap so I could pay back a debt that I owed someone

[velvet quest]

The manga did, not the anime

[bitter heath]

final half of the final season now

[thin kelp]

sheeeesh

[sick wyvern]

Had a puppy but it ran away like in 2 days and a neighbor kept them :/

[bitter heath]

the new OP is pretty good

[velvet quest]

Im indifferent

[thin kelp]

top 3 anime ops?

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyd04xkr6E

I'd say it goes at about my third

[velvet quest]

Anything from jojo is good

[smoky matrix]

I didn't like this op at all its just not my thing

[thin kelp]

true

[smoky matrix]

interpolation

[sick wyvern]

I still like the s2 op

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

I already like metal so it's a slap for me

[velvet quest]

I like red swan the most out of the attack on titan OP’s

[smoky matrix]

I don't get what people see in it

[velvet quest]

Nice song

[smoky matrix]

I feel like I missed the point

[bitter heath]

but the uh, lyrics and video spoil so much

[velvet quest]

Plus nice visuals

Plus story relevance

[thin kelp]

attack on titan animation always been goat

[onyx schooner]

i like the 3rd op's... cover by jonathan young, because i dont watch anime

[sharp vale]

Real

[smoky matrix]

I didn't like the song or visuals at all but I did like the story relevance :

[vital roost]

u literally have an anime pfp

[sharp vale]

Lemu

[thin kelp]

jonathon young

[onyx schooner]

what anime

[smoky matrix]

yeti

[vital roost]

the nene show

[sharp vale]

Hi lemu I hope you have a good day

[sick wyvern]

Never actually watched the show tho

[onyx schooner]

what

[sharp vale]

You have an anime pfp

[vital roost]

i never said i didn't

[bitter heath]

honestly I've never properly ranked my top anime OPs

[smoky matrix]

ranking anime ops seems like effort

hate picking favourites

[sick wyvern]

Think they chose the wrong one

[sharp vale]

I'm going to discriminately bully you

[sharp vale]

Literally any of the SAO openings are easily some of the best of all time

[vital roost]

ppl already do !

[smoky matrix]

N

[sharp vale]

Any anime that has LiSA as a opening singer already has a top tier opening

[vital roost]

lisa makes such good songs

[sharp vale]

Suffer

[smoky matrix]

Lisa high pitched and annoying half the time

[sick wyvern]

Lisa Lisa

[sharp vale]

I hate all of you now

[velvet quest]

https://youtu.be/MN_WgwEmRaw the song in this is

[sharp vale]

Me 🥛

[vital roost]

me rn

[thin kelp]

ive found my people

[bitter heath]

any FMAB song is a slap and nobody here can deny that

[sharp vale]

Y'all fuck with the tokyo ghoul opening?

[velvet quest]

Milk

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

tru tru

[sharp vale]

Tokyo ghoul has the least satisfying story progression and ending of anything I've ever seen

[bitter heath]

certain tokyo ghoul OP's are up in my top 25 atleast

[sick wyvern]

I’ve made so many people hate me over opinions of fma lol

[velvet quest]

Fnaf?

[smoky matrix]

apparently anime pacing was horrible compared to manga especially later in the show

[thin kelp]

i only saw it in the shitpost status memes but i listened to the whole thing and its straight jamming

L

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IEnqi/9bad8e5ff1.jpg

[bitter heath]

PSYCHO PASS OPS

[sharp vale]

The Tokyo ghoul manag was absolutely terribly unsatisfying too

[sick wyvern]

Ffs

[onyx schooner]

man just threw me off a cliff

[thin kelp]

skill issue

[bitter heath]

those are good, despite the show not being the greatest

[smoky matrix]

get back up

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-issue-flop-flop-floppa-bingus-gif-22901732

[onyx schooner]

blow me

[sick wyvern]

Let me guess I gotta pay for that too

[smoky matrix]

the show is still pretty good

[wind axle]

The Fate OP>>> any other OP

[vital roost]

jump

[sharp vale]

Literally sucked so much how badly they fumbled the story line

[thin kelp]

just fly 4head

[smoky matrix]

ok but psycho pass endings tho

Namae no nai Kaibutsu goes hard

[sick wyvern]

Don’t threaten with a good time nene

[sharp vale]

Who wants to join the marine corps with me

[wind axle]

Rrat

[onyx schooner]

i wasnt talking to you

[bitter heath]

the visuals are what I love the most about the psycho pass stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--eOYxCJE4

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ogey-rrat-pekora-usada-pekora-hololive-rrat-gif-24218218

[smoky matrix]

pay me

[vital roost]

OGEY RRAT

[onyx schooner]

no

[sharp vale]

OGEY

[wind axle]

Ogey

[sharp vale]

OGEY

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[sharp vale]

Ashy can I buy you coffee

[vital roost]

no

[velvet quest]

Epic

[sick wyvern]

Rip

[sharp vale]

Mean

[wind axle]

You should buy me coffee, NOW!

[velvet quest]

@sharp vale you can buy me a forklift though

[sharp vale]

Those are like 30k

[vital roost]

ok and?

[velvet quest]

And?

[wind axle]

And?

[sharp vale]

Wait

[vital roost]

waiting

[sharp vale]

Forklifts are actually like 10-13k

[vital roost]

yeah

[sharp vale]

Bye ashy

[vital roost]

i'm not leaving !

[sharp vale]

Never said you were

[vital roost]

i'm inside your house

[thick orbit]

So uh I added this seasoning to mince..

[velvet quest]

Nope

[sharp vale]

Nvm Chinese forklifts are like 10-15k

[sharp vale]

New certified ones are 20-50k

[bitter heath]

way too much @thick orbit

[wind axle]

La creatura

[sharp vale]

Wtf is that a badly colored rock?

[thick orbit]

Trust they used more last time

[bitter heath]

you didnt add spice to that you fucking drowned it in it

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-gif-21136809

[vital roost]

what is 1-44

[thick orbit]

Its not strong seasoning

[sharp vale]

Average south cooking in America

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[sharp vale]

-43

[velvet quest]

This is one

[sharp vale]

Tu madre

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-creature-creture-gif-21862021

[sharp vale]

Tu madre 4

[thick orbit]

I will cook a paddy give me a sec

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/la-la-creatura-la-creatura10-gif-18449014

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-la-creatura14-penguin-gif-18581856

[sharp vale]

Tu madre 10

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-la-creatura18-gif-18966803

[sharp vale]

Tu madre 14

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-la-creatura2-the-creature-spray-gif-17845327

[sharp vale]

Tu Madre 18

[sharp vale]

Tu Madre 2

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-la-creatura-creatura-gif-18165676

[sharp vale]

Tu Madre 3

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-49-meemee-meme-gif-21921419

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-creature-creture-gif-21862021

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-la-creatura54-54-creature54-gif-21809582

[sharp vale]

Yo there's more than 45?

[vital roost]

i'm not sorry

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-pog-scream-la-creatura-gif-18281335

[sharp vale]

This is from a toe fungus removal ad in Mexico unironically

[velvet quest]

Bruh let me get through 1-44 first

It’s fucked now

[sharp vale]

I put a ceeatura en TU madre

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-melty-blood-typemoon-la-creatura-gif-22944860

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-la-creatura-dancing-gif-24275980

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-39-number7-gif-20409221

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

[sick wyvern]

That was also an ad in US a while back

[sharp vale]

Milk

[sharp vale]

I put an ad in your mom

[sick wyvern]

Power ammo?

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-neco-arc-neco-mobile-cat-cry-about-it-gif-23329874

[sick wyvern]

Yeet is into necro?

[sharp vale]

Who wants to hold hands at the emo music festival 👉👈

[thin kelp]

fake news

[lament egret]

i got the funny spazer beam in super metroid

[velvet quest]

Epic

Super is the only Metroid I have not beat

[vital roost]

i'm so proud of u koemi

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-fnaf-fnaf-memes-gif-24043137

[velvet quest]

I do not like the run button and it throws me off

[sharp vale]

When wll you learn

When will you learn

That your actions have consequences

[thin kelp]

wtf lmao

that song is good but overplayed so much after it came out that i cant stand it

[sharp vale]

Fnaf really used to be mysterious back in the day when it first came out

[thin kelp]

it all changed with the bite of 87

[sharp vale]

Mfers were confused about a golden bear that had a 1/XXXX chance in Poppin up and made so much theories about it

It was actually interesting now it's all so cringe

[thin kelp]

lmao

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp let's bit the gym

[velvet quest]

Your Jordan’s are fake af

[lament egret]

watch yo tone

[sharp vale]

Unironically a really great song

[lament egret]

should i fight kraid rn or try to power through norfair

[smoky matrix]

whichever one is more painful

[thin kelp]

good video, saving

[lament egret]

hell run time

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix can I buy you a coffee lemu

[smoky matrix]

no

[sharp vale]

:(

[velvet quest]

no

[sick wyvern]

Getting rejected by everyone

[thin kelp]

ask me

[vital roost]

why so adamant on buying ocffee of all things

[sharp vale]

Because people like coffee yet I don't drink coffee

[thin kelp]

wtf

[sharp vale]

Idk seems like a nice thing to do

[smoky matrix]

the fucking abba thing got me

[thin kelp]

where do you get this shit lmao

[vital roost]

good mythical morning

[smoky matrix]

Minecraft Bee

[sharp vale]

🐝

[golden comet]

what

[onyx schooner]

WHAT HOW

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

Bee boat

[golden comet]

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

i am stealing

[sharp vale]

I am stealing everything in your room

Including the blankets

[vital roost]

you wish you could even find it

[sharp vale]

You can keep the hoodies

[sharp vale]

Wrong

[vital roost]

i have too many to carry anyways

[sharp vale]

I do not like to travel

[vital roost]

i thought you said you wanted to bbe nomadic

[sharp vale]

In my car

[vital roost]

that's traveling

[sharp vale]

I mean by plane

I like relying on my personal belongings

[vital roost]

[velvet quest]

You can buy me a forklift

[lament egret]

bee

[vital roost]

iris are u forklift certified

[bitter heath]

but are you forklift certified

[sharp vale]

I'll buy you emergency contraceptives

[velvet quest]

Yes

[vital roost]

based

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/forklift-gif-22467198

[thick orbit]

@bitter heath I was right you can't taste the spice that much

[sharp vale]

God I hate driving big vans bro

[bitter heath]

ah, alright then

[vital roost]

can i see ur forklift license

[sharp vale]

Big vans feel like I'm dragging something and the brakes on those things are so confusing

[smoky matrix]

goodbye chat

[sharp vale]

You barely tap them and they're already going 60-0 in 1.2 seconds

Not a true statement btw

[velvet quest]

No it’s not something to be flashed around. I have to use it responsibly

[velvet quest]

A mimir

[vital roost]

if i ask nicely

[lament egret]

ezpz kraid kill

[bitter heath]

show it too much and the world drowns from all the soaking wet pussy

[velvet quest]

Yep

[lament egret]

now i got shoulders

[vital roost]

i’m so proud of u koe

[bitter heath]

congrats

[velvet quest]

No way

You should play Metroid Dread NOW

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[bitter heath]

yo rate my clip

[thin kelp]

lmao

[sharp vale]

Where are you

And I'm so sorry

[bitter heath]

yo guys @golden comet just sent me this and said he agrees with it wholeheartedly

[vital roost]

i fucking knew it would be vaporeon

[velvet quest]

This is why typhlosion looks like with the flame

That’s pretty nice

[sharp vale]

Or Flareon

[vital roost]

what

[warped aspen]

gardevoir to

[velvet quest]

Who tf wanna fuck a flareon

[sharp vale]

Mf what

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Have y'all never seen those batshit insane Eevee threads before

I remember a mfer specifically putting Umbreon, Vaporeon, Sylveon, Espeon, glaceon, and Flareon in a top 5

Disgusting behavior

[sharp vale]

They did my man bad

[bitter heath]

nah he looks alright, dialga and palkia on the other hand..

[sharp vale]

This literally made me want to die

[sharp vale]

What the actual FUCC

[onyx schooner]

LMAOOO EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[bitter heath]

FUCKING FORK IN HIS THROAT

[onyx schooner]

SQUIDWARD WITH A FORK IN HE THROAT

[bitter heath]

IT LOOKS SO SHIT

[vital roost]

mlp oc

[sharp vale]

TELL ME PALKIA IS BETTER

[onyx schooner]

no

[vital roost]

NOPE

[onyx schooner]

it'd be a lie

[sharp vale]

JUST A TINY BIT

[vital roost]

NOPE

[onyx schooner]

its that but pink

[sharp vale]

Gotta charge my switch and get back on pokemon

Show me

[red cloak]

palkia is worse

[sick wyvern]

I still haven’t finished sword

[sharp vale]

Would y'all fuck a dialga tho

[onyx schooner]

no

[thin kelp]

what

[sick wyvern]

Yes

[thin kelp]

are you ok

[sharp vale]

Yes but apparently DarkISO isn't

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp I'm just piggy backing off this meme

[sick wyvern]

You really expected anything different

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-tripping-chill-out-no-over-it-gif-11589723

[sharp vale]

I expected everyone to say yes as a joke or no on agreeability

[velvet quest]

Palkia is better

[warped aspen]

....

[thin kelp]

cope

[velvet quest]

It’s got ethereal arms

[sharp vale]

So you would fuck a palkia?

[velvet quest]

No what

[sharp vale]

Hehehe

[velvet quest]

Im talking about primal palkia

[sharp vale]

Funny

[velvet quest]

Buy me a forklift now

[sharp vale]

I'll buy you emergency contraceptives

[sick wyvern]

Just lift the fork yourself

[sharp vale]

Real

Trying to consume

The drug in me is you

[sick wyvern]

Bish too lazy to pick up their fork they have to beg for a forklift

[sharp vale]

Why are you a furry

[onyx schooner]

why are u lame

[sharp vale]

Cooler than you

[onyx schooner]

@vital roost lol?

[vital roost]

what?

[red cloak]

ashyoo ur being summoned

[onyx schooner]

me or yeetim, who cooler

[velvet quest]

lol?

[vital roost]

:D

[sharp vale]

Me

[vital roost]

u

[sharp vale]

I just took a shower and the water stayed cold

[thin kelp]

mald armor

[onyx schooner]

L

[velvet quest]

Me when

[vital roost]

me and nene are bffs so it's not even a competition i'm sorry yeet

[sharp vale]

It's okay

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

I don't consider myself better or cooler than anyone realistically

I genuinely just live my life to burn time and get to my next goal without regards for other people

Literally lame af behavior

[velvet quest]

Get real

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

get fake

[vital roost]

:getfake:

[velvet quest]

I had it first bozo

[sharp vale]

Silence ashy I hate you with every ounce of my being

[vital roost]

there's some here who do

[lament egret]

jesus

[sharp vale]

Jk ashy thank you for hearing me out in dms

[vital roost]

anytime

[sharp vale]

You're the first person I told and it genuinely made me feel better

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

<3

[vital roost]

[thin kelp]

ok guys lets wrap up the mushy mushy stuff i want to laugh

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

Mald armor

[thin kelp]

impossible

[sharp vale]

Die

[vital roost]

post can u tell me what mald armor means

[velvet quest]

It means poop

[vital roost]

i just say it bc u do

[sharp vale]

Ashy can you help me get through my depression

[vital roost]

probs not

[thin kelp]

it doesnt mean anything bad, its just an inside joke between me and god

[sharp vale]

Real

[vital roost]

you and me

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[thin kelp]

bingus

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bungus-gif-20885573

[vital roost]

[vital roost]

NFT band

[sharp vale]

Hoodie thigh high skirt long sleeve five blanket wearing person what's up

[vital roost]

i have hoodie thigh high pants 1 blanket

[red cloak]

thats an awful thing to say

[vital roost]

i'm so sorry ryrf

[sharp vale]

It's true tho

[vital roost]

ryrf i meant ryf

[sharp vale]

No, you meant real

[red cloak]

yeetim you saying these things hurts me

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Only nice to ashy bc ash was nice to me first

[thin kelp]

where we droppin bois

[sharp vale]

A dapper young man

[red cloak]

karamja

[sharp vale]

Your mom's house

[thin kelp]

bet bet, as long as we dont go near varrock, i got teamshotted by dark wizards

[thin kelp]

shes gonna make us cookies AND MILK

[sharp vale]

Dump clutch

[mild crystal]

boob milk

[thin kelp]

regular milk you deranged weaboo

[velvet quest]

@vital roost this you?

[sharp vale]

It's still boob milk

[mild crystal]

yes

[vital roost]

yeah

[velvet quest]

Can you stop being violent it’s scaring me

[sharp vale]

Can I hit ash until he starts playing vaporwave

[lament egret]

I sequence broke to get early powerbomb

[sharp vale]

Cheater

[velvet quest]

No way

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Smilers

[sharp vale]

👍

Mild wave of sadness hit let's go

[velvet quest]

Shiraz’s

[sharp vale]

Big sigh

[cold cipher]

LMAOOOO

[sharp vale]

Error code telesto

[signal seal]

jesus christ

i'm all for whatever weird shit people like but leave Possums out of it

[thin kelp]

[velvet quest]

He died for this

[sharp vale]

Bingo

[mild crystal]

Bruh? ayo?

[velvet quest]

Ayo?

[lament egret]

whats going on oomfie chat

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-love-live-kotori-minami-sif-sifas-gif-23042103

[sharp vale]

I'm sad so I'm gonna send good vibes your way and wish good luck on you

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

You too hope your day goes well

[thin kelp]

i dont know what oomfies are, all i know is theyre all going down

[mild crystal]

ur oomfie

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Is noita multiplayer

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-klee-genshin-genshin-impact-meme-gif-23281319

[thin kelp]

through a mod, yes

[sharp vale]

I got paid and I have a good amount of money in the bank so I may finally buy a game

[thin kelp]

dont get it if you dont like the genre, you wont like it and it will be a waste of money

look at some reviews first

[sharp vale]

Wdyn

Wdym

I love noita type games

[thin kelp]

Exactly what i wrote

cool

no problem then

[sharp vale]

Yeah the tone there was as in "What are you on about? I will enjoy it "

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

I will beat your ass

But jk

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5ED07eqElM

[sharp vale]

Oh no

[midnight prism]

LF3M BTD 6 Coop match /join TDUXVT

[sharp vale]

Post ninja off the post 30

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

This mf

Hope you find players to play with

[thin kelp]

SIR THIS IS THE WRONG CHANNEL, PLEASE LFG ELSEWHERE

[sharp vale]

Wrong server too

[thin kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/931804631053500477/3x.gif

[sharp vale]

Post ninja when are you releasing your new album

[thin kelp]

when i die

[midnight prism]

Mr. Ninja, I do believe this is the #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk for everything not related D1 or D2, which would include BTD6

[sharp vale]

Beerbongs and ninjas album when?

[sharp vale]

Real

[thin kelp]

WHAT IS BTD6 MY GOOD SIR

BLOONS?

[sharp vale]

Bloons

[thin kelp]

I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS MULTIPLAYER, NICE

[sharp vale]

Bitches Touching my Dick 6

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Oh

[thin kelp]

I HAVE SURRENDERED, BUT THE TYRANNICAL MODS WITH AN IRON GRIP OVER THESE LANDS MAY NOT BE SO WELCOMING OF YOUR PROPOSAL

[sharp vale]

I mean

There's no reason why they should act

[thin kelp]

YEETIM MINIMOD, WATCH OUT

[sharp vale]

[thin kelp]

lmao, just like wii

[sharp vale]

How do I buy noita at the cheapest price possible

[midnight prism]

that one game on steam?

[thin kelp]

move to argentina

[sharp vale]

No, I like being richer than 99% of their population

Get it because even earning 7/hr in the states is more than in most third world countries

[midnight prism]

get it bc even in the united states nobody will work for minimum wage rn bc businesses are desparate

[sharp vale]

Real

[thin kelp]

as it should be

[sharp vale]

I don't get paid much but this job is extremely convenient and I actually enjoy doing it

I only earn 10/hr which is less than my other jobs but I enjoy walking to work in the mornings and helping people with their vehicles

We're going to start getting paid commission soon so I'm gonna enjoy that

[midnight prism]

im thinking of getting a job during like spring break so ive been crunching alll the numbers for the highest paying job bc like some may pay less but have better insentives

[sharp vale]

Also I get to learn new skills and learn how to drive different vehicles. Big trucks are actually surprisingly easy to maneuver

[midnight prism]

yeah no point in working a job if you dont like it

[errant egret]

im slightly pepeg, how do I use /join to join someone in an lfg chat

[midnight prism]

defo a question for #💬destiny-chat but ill help you, just copy paste it into the chat thats accessed by pressing enter

[velvet quest]

Your balls are for #destiny-stats

[errant egret]

oh ok

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/exxT2IynPEw Brings back memories

[lament egret]

balls massive

i made it to wrecked ship in super metroid

[velvet quest]

Balls

[thin kelp]

bro why are they making like a gajillion spin offs from star wars. sure the first one or two were good but like wtf

kenobi

ahsoka

boba fett

bad batch

next thing you know they're gonna make one about the fucking gonk droid

[vital roost]

i'm so proud of you

[lament egret]

phantoon dead

[velvet quest]

Balls????

[void slate]

I love balls

Back when computer mice had balls I liked to play with them.

[velvet quest]

You’re gay

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/white-dog-shaking-scared-nervous-dog-scared-and-shaking-gif-22874221

[lament egret]

the balls

[void slate]

What game is this

[bitter heath]

I honestly cannot remember

[lament egret]

metal gear rising revengeance

[sharp vale]

Real

Maybe I won't feel feelings anymore

[queen osprey]

why are u guys all so fken weird

[signal seal]

[mild crystal]

i love balls

[sharp vale]

Chemical castration is used for psychological methods of making people less likely to commit aggravated crimes did y'all know that

[mild crystal]

in corrupted strike

wait that is on topic noooo

[void slate]

[olive crescent]

why i have giveaway winner on my name and also why i am from na ??
i am from eu

[queen osprey]

congrats on winnign a giveaway

[olive crescent]

what giveaway ??

[void slate]

How do I win giveway

[olive crescent]

i havent won anything whatch mean 😂

[thin kelp]

i want to win giveaway

[void slate]

Giveway me

[olive crescent]

ohhhhh you won too

[thin kelp]

no i didnt

how did i get this

[olive crescent]

i dont know same way i got iit

[velvet quest]

Give the role to me

[queen osprey]

earn it

[velvet quest]

How

[queen osprey]

win a giveaway

[velvet quest]

No way

[queen osprey]

yes way

[thin kelp]

how do i win a giveaway? i dont have it

[olive crescent]

but ii havent wonnn anythinggggg

ii am confused now

imma start chanting

[sharp vale]

Real now you're confusing everyone here

[queen osprey]

i mean...

its free image perms and #💬vip access

if you want i can remove it

[minor lodge]

H

I want it smh

[velvet quest]

I asked first

Get real

[olive crescent]

@queen ospreyOoOoOoOo thats perfect no dont remove it pls i like it

[minor lodge]

Ok bozo

[queen osprey]

[minor lodge]

Ratio + didn't ask

[olive crescent]

i wasn't ready to be hit with ok bozo

[minor lodge]

Wasnt talking to you lol

[olive crescent]

[thin kelp]

[minor lodge]

Y'all ever play metroid

Also what the fuck is a glory rank

[wind axle]

A rank of glory

[minor lodge]

Ok but what does it do

[wind axle]

Yes

[thin kelp]

it shows that your glory is at that rank

[sharp vale]

@lament egret

She was playing it moments earlier

[minor lodge]

Pog

[velvet quest]

[prime wolf]

ahoyy

[void slate]

I'm sure Post ninja is a legit give way winner

[sharp vale]

Cringe

[void slate]

ahoy mateys

[prime wolf]

damn
not a gura enjoyer

[vast orchid]

Spongbob I stuck me nose in the door

[void slate]

oh no!!!!

Let me put this lubricant on the door so your nose is unstuck

[prime wolf]

well this took a turn

[sharp vale]

Still cringe

[prime wolf]

ok "yeet"

[sharp vale]

Still cringe

[vast orchid]

Yeetim is literally God

[void slate]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[onyx schooner]

oh my goodness gracious

[vast orchid]

guh..

[thin kelp]

huh?

[vast orchid]

Guh.

[thin kelp]

guh-huh

[sharp vale]

No I'm bored

[vast orchid]

Okay

[onyx schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732477790745788448/934538357122400306/Rat-yes.mp4

[vital roost]

i laughed way too hard at this

[sharp vale]

NOOOOOOO

[onyx schooner]

🐀

💥

[sharp vale]

🪡

[vital roost]

off topic chat kinda dead tonight

[onyx schooner]

its 3:05 am

[vital roost]

i am aware

[sharp vale]

2:05 am in my timezone

[vital roost]

bad timezone

[lament egret]

reminds me of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYrBvQuKIk

[sharp vale]

It's fine that it is dead

[lament egret]

he sounds like woody when he says "oh no no no no"

[onyx schooner]

oh no

[sharp vale]

🍞

Bread on deck

Bread on the flo

[lament egret]

theres even more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPi1z_Aro0I

[vital roost]

this is quite possibly the worst idea for videos i’ve ever seen

[vital roost]

i hate it, thank you

[onyx schooner]

hate

[vital roost]

is this u

[sharp vale]

Good

Ethan Klein garbage

[velvet quest]

No I’m that dog on the toilet remember?