#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Pain

I just sleep like two hours if I sleep at 4 pm
i don't do school
probably
Okay cool
Ren owo or die
uwu :3
I DO
Valid
Look at my laid.report
Real
Exact reason why I don't like those type of voices
Where's the funny
Bonk
Honk
Hood mfs
Discord staff when servers are down
@signal iris me irl
i thought this vid was going to switch halfway thru and then it just kept going and going and i hated every moment
she changes right at the end
Weed enjoyer gets what they deserve 2016. (colorized)
The dad in the back i swear
Yep makes the video a lot better
why is this dude posting the motivational videos that get him up in the morning
hey! you stole that from me
my brain is a slushie rn
Jump roping = best cardio exercise don't at me
Tww3 gonna be a jammer
ASS130 ABOVE
I'm going to sleep now 
Gn petey
nini peter
probably a good idea peter, I'd do it too but all my sheets are in the wash
Really symbolizes the futile nature of relationships
"I'm not going to die anytime soon, son."
- dies
"I'm not going anywhere"
- breaks up a week later
"sure we can meet again after sex"
- never comes back
except og cortana just straight up turned evil
Protein
halo infinite cortana defo one of the better looking versions
Your mom a better looking version
my mum is ugly
Mean

Mum
fuck family
Hehehehe
When you're in-between game releases with nothing to play
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287061718775889921/922039187610415134/sad_time.mp4
EVEN IF I COULD, IT'D ALL BE GRAY, BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL, IT REMINDS ME
THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD
im actually considering just reinstalling cyberpunk until the dlc comes out
THAT ITS NOT SO BAD
when you're sitting at your computer with a selection of 600+ games to play from, but you have depression
Dear slim I WROTE YOU BUT YOU SITLL AIN'T CALLIN
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
so true breastie
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must nota gotem
Horror
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Go to sleep pep
no cake?

Girls who unironically dress like that creep me out

A 2003 mustang gt bored and stroked with long tube headers, straight pipe exhaust, on 18 inch five spoke American racing wheels
what game should I play
Dn
now watch me never touch that map
apex legends
pway tf2 oomfie
squad up and crank 90s on kids
idk what do you like to play
Might caategorize these

yep
DEAR MR I'M TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS
bros r8 the meal

9/10
0/10
i'm very not confident i can do this
I got a Glock in my rarri
im 17 shots in
Duh
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
do i do it?
Do it 

SMILERS
actually pls gib suggestions
https://bsaber.com/
We are really excited and proud to present this brand new platform that helps you make sense of the thousands of custom BeatSaber songs created!
Omw
i couldnt find the cat
Mapper: javierattor |
Description: This is "Snakes" from Arcane (by Miyavi & PVRIS). This song can be heard during an awesome fight scene in chapter 8 "Oil and Water".
Hope you like it!
Map preview:
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hii lew
hiii koe

bro this is like 7 mins long
You will suffer
yeah no, this is too fast for me
what is? bad apple?




OK THIS GAME IS DULL BACK TO GOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1_rXkR__Q&t=388s <-- this game is superior
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Please view the video on a 1440P or a 4K display preferably.
Framerate was very smooth, with some very minor dips. Ryujinx runs most games better VS real swit...
what's gow
getting there
I'll get you there
i just ate my chinese food
Garfplanes and Garfcopters rip through the sky, Yep, it's the ultimate music video.
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can chat spot the moment where i almost fell?
is there anyone here from argentina
who lives there
@ me pls
🤨
^^^^
Then stop touching stuff
That's not the problem 
I have some fabric sweatpants on but that can't be transferring to my hands
well its going to your body
hi, if anyone has any spare v-bucks on fortnite they want to get rid of, dm me


erm
or sell it
what's my food doing on europa?
but thats emergency food
If you think about it, paimon is behind all the events in genshin
And what better way to keep tabs on you? Become your companion

even though she was gonna drown in the beginning
imagine if you were cruel and let her drown

guys i found paimon's true form
getting stasis
mommy freya
Food is gonna get cold
when snapchat gives me a notif telling me that people posted a story
i basically roll my eyes bc it's annoying and i don't care
(it just happened again like half a min ago)
oomfies 🥺
omg hi oomfie
oomfies
omg hi oomfie!!!


@everyone

oh my goodness gracious !!
i'll give you v-bucks if you give me your giveaway winner role
nope
no v-bucks for u then
I'm fine with that
wtf no i need to by the spiderman fortnite skin
is this u
oomfie pls 🥺
no thats koe
can i pet you koe
so true breastie

haha same I hate when people post stories to their snap chats
its so annoying haha 
unreal amount of ligma rn
im using so much new language im going to cry
my question was ignored 
PET ME
so true lobotomite!
dont cry oomfie 

chat, do u like my fortnite drip?

I heard you play on Give Me A Story
popping off w that skirt, thigh highs and heels combo
false
this is 1000% true
i'm better at sniping on fortnite than i am on density 
based
weebs
assed
🐒
slurpy swamp
ew fortnut
Should carry me then
actually never really played BR games
youre playing on the switch?
I had a great urge to animate to seal sounds…. Yes these are real seal sounds
And fun fact seals have the same vocals as humans, even through aging
Find me here: https://twitter.com/ArtistNcs
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before i got my licence, i'd play while on the train to work
i loved sniping w mando's rifle
how tf do you change your region
you dont, its broken rn
holy fuck
no way
rip
just dont be australian

Why do you want to leave NA 
femboy link
good way i take it?
Ofc
Ironic if Bungie was acquired by Google because Activision was acquired by Microsoft
?
this bitch rly wanted to name my island nooktopia
i remember i named my 3ds animal crossing island yugioh
no, umbrella is here

come to the town of Yugioh, we got the 3 egyptian god cards as our pets
your right it does look like an umbrella
the ahegao face reminded her of me LOL
huh i dont get it 
👁️ 👁️
my mood
me
not me 
not sure if baiting because clueless emote
Search up umbrella Corp on google
just a reminder that umbrella is here
Last night with the bois
and my island is called racoon and my villager is named claire
no way
oh its just a game

oh servers are back
do u have a switch koe 

i have a switch just no animal crossing 

genchat amogus

shrek 2

when the FUCK was gen chat movie night >:(
that was serious?
Please immediatley get real
me on a tuesday
immediately kiss me
ask @vital roost
hi


time to nuke the island
AYEEE

Anyone want to play Jackbox? We need 1 more
no
ok bye hoes
time to sleep and get woken up by the heat
Farewell
this man has an addiction
real
fake
real
fake

shut up nene before i kiss you passionately
3rd most out of the 70+ people in my friends list that have played it
KneeKnee
PFP 
??/
exactly 
what does this mean
Mald armor 
autism 

he wants to do buttercup
Why are you assuming I'm a he
I was talking about myself

did you just assume my subject?
pronoun moment
No I was talking about the pepe emote
I don't know what that is but nice
first is funny original number card, second is the choice i could roll into
why not Mr 14
Mald now
clearly
Immediatley
Mald armor
Bopium
going to sleep in 32° heat with a fan that barely helps and a small ass room
Celsius most likely
Celsius
well they said heat
i will finally die

I hate heat
who would actually think 32 f is hot
No one lol
I love heat

Cold can die
heat is the worst
I am a man of cold and warmth.
I'd rather be in extreme cold than extreme heat
Let’s go global warming
Same
bc at least u can deal with that
32°C Is too hot
Litteraly boils me alive
4head
real, i get woken up bc my body needs to cool down and I'm covered in sweat
Thank you muguumin for the insightful solution to an age old problem
get naked
1head line of thinking smh
Same 
Its why I sleep commando 
i refuse to sleep naked lol
I don't ever remove more than my pants
why
Insecurity
is someone watching you sleep
If a robber breaks in, you can scare them by jumping them naked and attacking. Works 100% of the time, 60% of the time
No but I sure feel watched 24/7
Or I could just turn their kneecaps to dust with a pump action
Would be fun living in the us
ghost ping
I want to be a gun owner
it is, you never know who has a gun and could kill you
we aren't allowed to have guns
I know, it’s sad
If someone ever breaks into my house, i could pull out an M182 on them legit
i mean tx pretty much let anyone have guns and carry them with no traning or licence. and theres shooting every fucking day
someone ship me one of those black and white american police cars

i mean big news was some teen shot his gf 20+ times because of another girl
I've wanted one for ages
are you talking about a crown vic?
Oh
I can say fucj in this chat?
i work there
yea you fucking can say it
Fuck ueah
paypal me 5 usd and ill get you one
crown vic for $5
Gimme a shot of bourbon and i'll send you a police cruiser
i want one of these so i can do this
i dont think its legal to drive that thing around tho
i think that would be considered illegal
but also, based
OH, THAT'S THE CAR?
at least the lights wouldnt be allowed. i mean there was a guy who made the Ecto-1 that had blue lights get fined for using them once at an event
idk, I'm pretty sure non cops actually own these
i mean it looks too much like an actual cop car
they definitely make consumer models
but the livery thats black and white police colours
would be illegal
it has to be clearly different and not small details
just like having red and blue flashing lights is illegal on any car you own
also if i owned one, it wouldn't be a problem bc our police cars look like this
cleaner
idk, maybe, since laws are different
all the police cars i see around me are holden commodores
most common holden, i swear
weres the F1 police car i saw in Burnout >:(
that Florida fake cop funeral "escort" guy was the biggest asshole that's related to that
i knew a guy that was a dealer for baccarat
Where's the pagani Huayra police car smh
im sad i cant post imgs
Me when I can't post images because i didn't complete 25 total raids smh smh :///
Cringe
cringe
not police cars dumbdumb but the decals and lights are illegal
yea, but you cant have it look like one
Do they fuckin
Repaint the cars before selling them off?
Cars are just oversized model kits confirmed
the fuck are you trying to say?
im not arguing it anymore because i have no idea what the laws are in Australia 
I can go down to the police station and just buy one of their cars, legally. But they have to take out all the electronics, the lights, and the decals.
thats a skill issue

cars are NOT real
false
You can? I always have thought it was decommissioned cars
I want to buy a car with the fucking computer inside. Cowards.
absolutely no way you can go to the cops and ask them to sell you one of their cars and they say yes
take laptop > put in car. There computer in car
laptop
It’s still a computer and that’s what they use
What does the bussy want
youre not done with your objectives yet, claire
what objectives?
You first Berk
Gotta test if it works
stop objectifying me berkut
og creator: @【由你玩四年】官方频道
damn this song goes so hard i cant believe i forgot about it for half a decade
whys this a gif

berkut
if you ever come here, ur banned from entering my car
then by all means, be my guest.
god forbid you make me happy 
fine, i'll just ride with someone else brO
hi
You’ll ride someone else?
huh
I'm going to
hello
consume sleep energy
what is this LMAO
Bussy making people act up
why are the best people in this channel the best people in the server?
Because we are
lmao what
exactly
aight all the good memes are gonna be gone now. seeya next time
What I miss?
pee
No
STOP 

We all know that’s you
omw for your patellas
What's a patella
Kneecap
this isnt what god wanted to see when people decided to get in touch with their feminine side.
Shush Berk we know you did that
thats the wrong video but it isa funny anyways
thats fair
yeah id do that if i had more mental issues than a furry 
i have angered the lords
bussy you better not get in trouble
Admit your are one
Yea remember no fun allowed
borgar

We all know it’s the truth
Borger
burge
Will this get deleted by pat
It's the CEO of sex

pat deleting his face reveal like
bopium
me when balls
no way sex
flopper no!
me and berkut
keyboard make neat clicky click sound on its own and me like
CEO of sex
I'm just shitposting at this point
get real
trade offer:
feet

vtuber be funny challenge (impossible)

So much pink name
pink is cute and pretty
dm me
who here likes trials?

no one.
get fake
i
Ok
cheerio
can you tell me and my friends how to prenounce Worcestershire
good evening sir
War chester shy er
worsh ter sher
wu-shsuh-sthuh
Pooh Shiesty
Among

very true
remur
grind some nuts on your face
"HELP SOMEONE GET THIS OFF OF ME"
and put you out of a career? 
bruh you cant make a career out of that, who tf is gonna pay someone to rub nuts on their face
L
no i mean the color in general
pornstars hello?
okay 
they take it up the ass, not just nut rub

point still stands 
chat in horny mode it seems
it doesnt really
🤮
chat is real bad rn 
pee
Hi berk
Hii knee
when isn't it !
okay its extra hrony rn

omg hi bing
is sherpa a term for new raiders?
yes check out #tutorial and #💬destiny-chat
thanks
nw
Sherpa refers to someone who guides new raiders
Teaches them the raid and stuff
Hello
how's you?

soso
bing ! 


blanket
i have blanket
lew do u want a chimken sammich
just dont?
actually just too real
iwould love a sandwich rn tbh

can i have one
im so hungry but feel so nauseous
that works
maybe i sleep for dinner 
thank u koe
mmm dream for food
dreaming for food is dangerous
why does this look so scrumptious
weirdly high res
god now i want mc donalds chicken sandwiches
who eats a fucking chicken parm on a SESAME SEED ROLL
Me.
get out
no.
get tf out

I have no good food i didn't go shopping today
i've actually never had one on sesame seed roll tbf
wdym that sounds good
i was going to doordash panda earlier and forgot I had this pf changs thing in my freezer
i already ate chinese food so i dont want to overload myself 

but im craving ! ! !!
can cook like 7 things
i know how to cook I am just lazy
make food hot
i can make paninis
Eggs good
im shaking and crying
p much the same thing
lew im kidding i know how to make a
mac n cheese
Just a young chicken 
mac and cheese from scratch be hella easy
please share with the off topic chat
mmm macaroni
i had mac and cheese earlier
can cook anything breakfast

then the rest, you just combine the different things you know how to cook to make more stuff
it sounds like slapping with one hand lew
miso marinated steak 
berk can i have some
i slow cooked a steak in 7 minutes once
I'm pretty gourmet
no fucking way, unreal
absolutely
breakfast is my favorite meal of the day, i love omelets
yes fucking way, real
and breakfast burritos. bruh
French toast though
i love cereal just look at my 3am awful ideas with cereal 
virgin breakfast makers vs chad "don't eat until 8pm"
BREAKFAST for DINNER
plot twist im both
YES
Need I remind you that you are banned
me
you guys ever just sit in a vc with someone and they just talk SO fucking much more than they have to
i am going to make french toast come over for dinner tomorrow
D:
koe wtf
stop.

im living a sad life ok
coffee is my favorite meal 

mmmmm hot bean juice 
At least you're self aware
coffee 
unhealthy amounts of water 
koe don't you live above a place that sells milk
why not both
koe lives in new york, so her life automatically suck
dont be a rookie enjoy both
because coffee is just not worth having thats why
i live in an apartment with like 2 bodegas and 3 great food places across the street yes
wrong
coffee < tea
water is cringe
hibiscus tea is so good
so are you and here we are
your poor organs
guys have you ever seen the tea dragons
ok addict
Water is based
WHO DARE PING ME
i drink tea you savage
Opinion invalid
and water
@onyx schooner 
would u like to see hibiscus tea dragon
FUCK you
you all are addicts
it wasnt me the first time
Okay when
haha nene mad
kneeknee 🥺
nene angery
jokes on you that only feeds my ego
KneeKnee always angry
Koeee

🤨
When
go away
guys shut the FUCK up and look at hibiscus tea dragon
Degen behavior
good pussy
i love it
thank you
tea 
kneeknee i will beat you up
not with those weak ass hands you wont
tea is not overrated

Water is based
tea dragon 
here comes Yeet with his bozo ass takes
tea > coffee
All my water enjoyers where
its not hands you'll be catching 


what does this mean
you couldnt hold a gun if you tried


bet

can we appreciate good coffee, literally any tea except Nestle, and water?





i 🥫 t
close enough bingy

i tried 


Got real
ok i will
who makes these gifs though

i make all of them
weebs and incels
Real
*genchatters
same thing
whats the difference

i feel kind of dirty now
You should get that checked out
lmao post more of the density ones
Are you not a weeb?
no, i like the emotes, but i generally don't watch anime
they cant hurt you dont worry
real
straight out of 2019
me
all of us 
@onyx schooner you cant escape me.
Valid
stop contaminating the d free channel
how
because we share the same body 
i liked bong more
you suck
ayo?
no?


who controls the 😳
ye
im in your fucking ginormous head
whos the parasite
ayo?
berk is

i knew it
lebron jammies 
who doesnt 

Bingy posting lewd gifs
im a proud parasitic freak of nature.

everyone taking shots today and i'm just here like 
Bing is weird

You don't consume alcohol?
i love bingy dont you ever say a bad thing about them Yeet 
d oit
i do consume alcohol
Unbased
ratio + felatio
alcohol in food 
mfw i can use vip












ok welp.






