💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[thick orbit]

damn

[signal seal]

I don't suppose lentils grow everywhere

[thick orbit]

wait I will get a google image of the place since its just a field pretty much

[cold cipher]

what if i steal something very small

[signal seal]

i steal a lot of pens by accident

probably hundreds

[queen osprey]

accidentally

[sharp vale]

Work probation and you're put under investigation until they decide to fire you or keep you

[exotic leaf]

i love stealing pens from the bank

[signal seal]

yeah i take them home then they're annoying in my pocket

[bitter heath]

I've stolen a few kidneys by accident too

[exotic leaf]

best quality pens tbh

[sharp vale]

You almost never get to keep the job though

[signal seal]

bank pens are always nice

[thick orbit]

I had to walk around this whole area shovelling.

[cold cipher]

but like if its really really small like what if it is like super small that they will not even notice it

[signal seal]

i haven't been inside a bank in so long though

[sharp vale]

But I've known a few people who were given second and third chances

[sharp vale]

They wouldn't care

[cold cipher]

but i stole it

but its super small

[exotic leaf]

petty theft isn’t worth their time

[void slate]

Theft is bad

[sharp vale]

I talked to theft prevention a lot because I wanted to move into theft prevention

[thick orbit]

I am too lazy to steal

[cold cipher]

im trolling dw but ive heard stories of walmart employees like stealing snacks n stuff

[sharp vale]

They pay like 15/hr starting with minimal training

[cold cipher]

honestly slay

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896963165642981387/917715081993801729/redditsave.com_hmm-zt7m7qult1481-480.mp4

[sharp vale]

I never moved up

[thick orbit]

Though you kinda accidentally steal from bunnings tho

[sharp vale]

The employment and management was really sus

[void slate]

If you steal three chocolates and coffee from the grocery store you're a bad person

[sharp vale]

They had a lot of illicit stuff going on

And I just quit after 6 months

[thick orbit]

What if the cashier forgot to scan the item

[cold cipher]

i had a shoplifting phase in middle school

[exotic leaf]

fuck big corporations steal from all of them (:

[cold cipher]

was not good

[signal seal]

the security people at those places are so thirsty though

[sharp vale]

Y'all on god want to know how to steal from Walmart?

[void slate]

But it's legal

[cold cipher]

scan a ps4 as a banana

[sharp vale]

I can tell you how to genuinely steal from Walmart without getting in trouble

[thick orbit]

Time to take all this water around me from nestle

[exotic leaf]

so true bestie

[thick orbit]

Yeah bestie

[sharp vale]

1. Make sure you park midway in a parking lot and make sure your license plate isn't fully visible

2. Literally walk in and grab whatever

3. Literally just walk out and ignore everyone and anything.

[thick orbit]

3. poop in their toilet and not flush

[void slate]

Lewshifer has forgotten how to dance.

[thick orbit]

dammit

[sharp vale]

They legally cannot follow you into the parking lot and if they grab you or do anything to you that's liable for a lawsuit

[exotic leaf]

i’m too awkward to dance

[bitter heath]

that step is pretty important, insane that this person left it out @thick orbit

[thick orbit]

Yep

[sharp vale]

Most of the time they don't even bother to chase because they're specifically trained not to

[cold cipher]

thank you will try this next time👍

[sharp vale]

And their hired security has no legal insurance to allow them to stop you either

[void slate]

You will still be recorded by the cameras

[sharp vale]

Keep your face low and leave they won't press charges

[sick wyvern]

Doesn’t stop anyone else from doing something

[thick orbit]

In my graduation person asked me to dance I just moved my shoulders forward and back

Now this cursed memory has been brought back

[sharp vale]

They're liable for a lawsuit if they try to force you to stop

[cold cipher]

this is not a confession to make to others😭

[thick orbit]

Oh well

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[sharp vale]

Literally in the training for a lot of major stores and corporations it says not to intervene or contact anyone to intervene

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[warped aspen]

the way to overcome being awkward is to embrace it

[void slate]

Well it can escalate

[sharp vale]

It also says to stop anyone from intervening as well

[signal seal]

the trick to dancing is to keep your body completely still and bob your head forward and backward while making perfect eye contact with your dance partner

[void slate]

If the thief is armed, better not to attack

[sick wyvern]

Well let you try it first then we’ll see

[bitter heath]

@sharp vale you forgot the step where you source a handheld short range EMP device to take out the cameras as you walk in

[cold cipher]

💀 HAHA

[sharp vale]

Because if there's a fight even though you comitted petty theft that's a misdemeanor

[exotic leaf]

eye contact

[signal seal]

trust me bro

[sharp vale]

Cameras aren't high quality enough to pick up a solid face

[void slate]

Good morning btw

[warped aspen]

nah, its try to be as awkward as possible

[bitter heath]

NOPE! have you not seen that tiktok guy who has self defense classes?

[sharp vale]

They have a security room next to the entrances and their cameras are garbage quality

[exotic leaf]

good morning my sweet Peter

[warped aspen]

[void slate]

I don't have TomTom

[sharp vale]

PRANK EM JOHN

[vital roost]

prank em john

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

Bussy

[bitter heath]

neither have I, people just talk about him constantly and how shit he is

[mild crystal]

peter

[warped aspen]

pls let the authorities handle it, your job is to ensure no one dies by trying to be a hero

[void slate]

I meant tiktok

[bitter heath]

I know you meant tiktok

[sharp vale]

Real

Someone at my Walmart robbed three cash registers and kill two people

[void slate]

You're very informative to me as I work on the court of law

[exotic leaf]

trying to be a hero at minimum wage lmao

[warped aspen]

bet they woulda just robbed the cash registers if those two people hadnt tried to defend three hundred bucks

[sharp vale]

So they shifted the store hours from 6 AM-12AM to 7AM-10PM

[sharp vale]

MF WHAT

[thick orbit]

I need to buy a fuel cap for my car

[sharp vale]

NAH BRO

[thick orbit]

I lost my fuel cap

[sharp vale]

THERE'S HELLA CASH

[signal seal]

i have a meme for this

[void slate]

@sharp vale it makes total sense to me how Walmart is a hub for crime now

[signal seal]

buried in my phone

[void slate]

They should just have police stations at Walmart

[sharp vale]

Those registers have 500-1000$ opening at a time and late at night anywhere between 5000-8000$ depending on how busy we were

[warped aspen]

three hundred, three thousand - its still small enough to not even register when compared to the value of a life

pun not intended :/

[sharp vale]

If no one did any lock drills and did any money drops those registers could easily be over 10k

[void slate]

How do you know all this

[bitter heath]

found the video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CH2WhZvYtwA

[warped aspen]

dont get shot, ez

[sharp vale]

Because I trained for like four separate positions in Walmart

[signal seal]

I give up on my meme heres a dog eating an orange

[bitter heath]

gets "shot" in the heart

[void slate]

Oh that makes sense

I thought you were stealing

[sharp vale]

Tbf they weren't trying to be heros. Mf ran in and told three people to open the register.

[exotic leaf]

that’s a weird looking dog

[sharp vale]

A cop was present and he panicked and shot three people

[signal seal]

it's perfect

[thick orbit]

I think that is a snake

[signal seal]

normal dog claws right

[void slate]

This dog will gladly kill you when it grows

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-snake-snake-bored-gif-8425617

[bitter heath]

why does 90% of the things you talk about sound fake

[void slate]

Who?

[exotic leaf]

i hope so

[signal seal]

Doggo

[vital roost]

hi chat how're we doin

[sharp vale]

I trained for registers, sales rep, decontamination, and the easiest one: Employee safety scans

[void slate]

@exotic leaf https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238784613407784960/934241466195255306/mordecai_the_noodlereelCSznv8nlo8c1.mp4

[sharp vale]

Employee safety scans are the easiest shit. You just sit at a table and scan an employee to make sure they don't have a fever

[signal seal]

And best dog

[thick orbit]

noodle

[void slate]

Timothy treadmill was killed by a pack of wild bears he lived with

[signal seal]

bearman? was that the movie

[void slate]

He was unharmed for some time but then the bears just murdered him.

[sharp vale]

Y'all wanna know where the most amount of money is in a Walmart tho

Easily accessible that is

[void slate]

Since bears cannot be charged for murder they were let free.

[exotic leaf]

i remember watching the movie Grizzly Man based off him

[restive orbit]

this is so dumb

[bitter heath]

I know right?

he thinks he's a real life superhero and scams people by literally teaching them this "self defense"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDit_MYx-RI

[exotic leaf]

i’m pretty sure they tore him apart it was really violent.

[warped aspen]

DONT DO THAT

[bitter heath]

they're all really specific situations and he does every wrong thing for self defence

[signal seal]

this doesn't work, you just get shot

[bitter heath]

EXACTLY

[restive orbit]

🗿

[warped aspen]

well it COULD work, but its not worth the gamble of dying like an idiot

[thick orbit]

oh fuck off

[warped aspen]

[sharp vale]

Tbf self defense isn't really an executable thing that happens

[restive orbit]

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-disappointed-imdone-done-leaving-gif-5408013

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/power-gem-gif-18585220

[restive orbit]

im sorry

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Disappointment

[warped aspen]

the only situation where its ok to try to be a hero is if people are dying anyway imo

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FosBVBtReO0

[restive orbit]

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238784613407784960/934231296845160479/devens.mp4

froge > anime

[exotic leaf]

fwog

[smoky matrix]

[signal seal]

ass hole frog

[vital roost]

oh my god they're so defensive

[exotic leaf]

they are obviously on a very important business call

[vital roost]

[warped aspen]

yes

[vital roost]

talkin about frog business

[restive orbit]

[bitter heath]

I see frogs and all I can think of is the fact that running over cane toads is encouraged

[warped aspen]

no touchy froge iphone

[exotic leaf]

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-froge-froge-mmm-yes-mmmm-myes-pet-froge-petting-gif-16361095

the original pet video

[restive orbit]

lmao

[exotic leaf]

[restive orbit]

he be gettin da rubs

[thick orbit]

[mild crystal]

does anyone use blender

[warped aspen]

better with the sound effect tbh

[mild crystal]

this shit like piloting a spaceship

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/lee-hi-no-one-cat-cute-gif-14306309

[signal seal]

to make pesto ||ba da dum chhh||

[exotic leaf]

youtube is your best bet dealingwith anything adobe

[void slate]

Calcium noooo ;_;

[signal seal]

TO MAKE PESTO ||BA DA DUM CHH||

[warped aspen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0CrPEbRAsc
here it is

[void slate]

❤️ abs ❤️

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

thank u off topic chat for sending shitposts so i can look cool to my friends

[warped aspen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ4PKJaR6i4

[red cloak]

^ 😎

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901952621340950548/933792208585371698/r745fovgovb81.mp4

[vital roost]

i regret watching this

[vital roost]

jack strauber goes so hard

[warped aspen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrvl8mQCFk
YESSS

[vital roost]

NO

[vital roost]

oh my god they're so fucking happy

[restive orbit]

relatable

[warped aspen]

when the frogs drop

[void slate]

Links are not allowed @hazy nebula https://google.com/

[vital roost]

discode

[restive orbit]

@frozen mango goofy goober

[void slate]

I made a picture of a frog once

[restive orbit]

it still surprises me how often that shit is sent here

[vital roost]

i see the frog peter it's beautiful

[void slate]

stealth frog

[sharp vale]

How do I live a nomadic lifestyle while studying criminology

[vital roost]

roam with the animals

[warped aspen]

intern with SHIELD

[sharp vale]

Nomadic lifestyle as in driving from state to state

Obviously unrealistic

Not feasible in the slightest

But I wish

[red cloak]

froge

[sharp vale]

God I wish

[void slate]

It's only possible in Murrica though

[sharp vale]

Real

Good thing I'm American

Realistically to do it I'd need a new car with low miles on it, tons of money for rapid maintenance, and a way to keep income

[void slate]

well you could be a truck driver

[sharp vale]

Literally impossible unless I was already making a ton of money

[sharp vale]

Nah I'd rather be living life on my own terms and not on a contract to someone

[void slate]

you could be bill gates then you'd have everything

[sharp vale]

Real

[void slate]

invest in shitcoin

[sharp vale]

Ironically driving big trucks is fun and I'm a car person not interested in trucks

[sharp vale]

Never driven a big freight truck though

But those mf long beds on top of big ass wheels and mirrors are fun

Tow mirrors make everything a lot easier no cap

[void slate]

european trucks are noseless

[sharp vale]

Those are freight trucks

[void slate]

I know

[sharp vale]

That's bc those use I believe large 4 cylinder 8 Liter turbo diesels

America and the goddamn Detroit engine in everything

[mild crystal]

I like the nose im ngl

[sharp vale]

Search up the Detroit diesel V12

[thin kelp]

my peepolaff emote is gone

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

the server didnt get boosted enough i think

[sharp vale]

Put in those Kenworth trucks

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

this is brilliant

[sharp vale]

Would y'all become truck drivers?

[thin kelp]

WHO SAYS I AINT ALREADY BROTHA

[restive orbit]

F bozo

[bitter heath]

after hearing how much they make probably

[red cloak]

just watched the worst cpr ever in the show im watching realism ruined

[thin kelp]

UwU in name = opinion discarded

[restive orbit]

femboy discrimination

[sharp vale]

Chad

[sharp vale]

Die

[mild crystal]

If it payed way more

[sharp vale]

Real

Like back in 2006

[mild crystal]

It sounds kinda cool but also no moneys

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

ew no

[mild crystal]

Anime pfp’s cant relate

[sharp vale]

I would if I wasn't so hesitant about collateral damage

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

I don't want to accidentally tumble into someone due to break failure and kill ten people

[mild crystal]

Yeh that would suck

[sharp vale]

You heard about the case?

[sick wyvern]

and you get 110 years

[sharp vale]

An immigrating man with a working visa killed like 4 people due to failed brakes

His sentence was reduced

He might not evens serve the sentence period he might be out on parole very soon

Sentence got reduced to ten years if anything he'll probably be in jail for two years and out for parole for the rest

[mild crystal]

Yes

I saw that

[sharp vale]

Merica

Mfs blame the justice system but there is no justice system in America

Judges, laws, courts, and cases are dealt on a state or county level

[mild crystal]

Was that the one where the minimum was a life sentence and ppl begged the governer to reduce jt

[sharp vale]

They just follow the federal laws and make their own prosecution

[sharp vale]

Yes

[mild crystal]

Yeh that was interesante

[sharp vale]

The justice system isn't messed up, what's messed up is how our governors, senators, prosecution, lawyers, practitioners, and judges do their jobs.

Realistically we just need to revise documents and allow for revision in prosecutions

[glad moon]

SoMETIMES... God TAKES MOMMIES ANd PuPPIES AWAY... ANd SoMETIMES... JuST SoMETIMES... I do

[thin kelp]

[glad moon]

Is something wrong?

[sharp vale]

That was cringe man

[glad moon]

Its a qoute from a game lol

[queen osprey]

pot calling the kettle black

[sharp vale]

Ironic

[thin kelp]

[glad moon]

Does yeetim act this special too sometimes

[wind axle]

Yes you do stop lying

[cold cipher]

💀

[sharp vale]

Pain

[glad moon]

Seems rather tame why do you not go make a children's movie and leave the real fun to us adults.

[sharp vale]

I stopped being creative 10 years ago

Couldn't do either or

[onyx schooner]

What the hell have i woken up to

[glad moon]

The shit i say goes alot better with someone actually hearing my voice lol

[lament egret]

nope back to sleep with you

[sharp vale]

Tone is important, real

[glad moon]

Wanna vc rn im just in a pm dm call with some suicidal kid at my school what a loser

[onyx schooner]

[cold cipher]

bruh what

[sharp vale]

Nah bro that's kinda rough

[lament egret]

i was like bruhhh bthe bruh when you bruhhh

[sharp vale]

I don't deal with those issues anymore that brings back a lot of bad taste

Especially not with anyone still in school

[glad moon]

Yeah idk im basically telling him its not my problem lol and if anything he should fuck off and see a therapist

The guy is weird af

[cold cipher]

agre

[sharp vale]

If he's clinging to someone for support that badly despite being told off then he ain't fully committed

Better to convince him to get therapy

Making someone the burden of your problems just causes separation anxiety and makes personal addiction an issue

Someone who's fully ready to give in would've isolated themselves before anyone knew what was wrong

[lament egret]

listen calling him weird or a loser isnt the way to really describe it

you should atleast try and console him and help him instead of going the route of "fuck off and see a therapist"

[glad moon]

Not my issue really if it happens or not im indiffrent i told him to fuck off and get help its not my fault if he doesnt

[glad moon]

Ik for experince lol

[lament egret]

wow

[glad moon]

but its not my problem why should i deal with his burdens lol

[bitter heath]

damn, shit people are all just like eachother

[glad moon]

if he gets help good for him if not well i tried but im not gonna let him cling to me lol im sorry if that sounds rude

[sharp vale]

The thing is he's not even wrong, man. There's people out there who don't even take the time to hear someone out but at the end of the day issues like these are simply not anyone's problem

[glad moon]

no but I did what i could im not gonna sit with someone that keeps talking about that stuff for no reason they arnet gonna do it i sort of know them lol

I should not be looked at as a bad person for not letting someone else burdens burden me lol

[sharp vale]

Plus it's genuinely not a good idea to seek out someone who isn't a professional to talk to them about issues like these

[lament egret]

then help them and direct them toward those people

[glad moon]

What should i do lol tell him to traumatize one of my friends instead of me?

[sharp vale]

That's already mistake Numero Uno: psych students are specifically told not to go out and try helping strangers with their issues because there's a lot more professional behavior involved than just studies

[glad moon]

Koe want me to give them your discord?

[glad moon]

I would know lol im a pysch student kek

[lament egret]

I want you to direct them to a therapist or give them resources

[sharp vale]

Real

[minor lodge]

Why hello there

[sharp vale]

I used to burn so many hours back then talking to people but eventually it does really burn a hole in your soul man

[glad moon]

Not at all therapists only work if the person wants help if they do not want help therapists can feel like a burdon and make people feel worse

there is no forcing someone to go see someone that does not help im sorry

[sharp vale]

Knowing bow many troubled people there are in the world and resonating with their pain just makes you think of the world in a different color

[sharp vale]

That's also another psychology rule, you genuinely cannot help someone that does not pursue help themselves

[glad moon]

Yea my job has made it a lot easier not to take on the burdens of strangers lol

[sharp vale]

"Can't help someone if they don't want to be helped" "can't help someone who can't help themselves."

It sucks trying to actually be there for someone and they keep pressuring you telling you your help is essentially useless and they still want to live wrecklessly

You could sit there for hours and make sure they're okay and just when you think everything is going to be fine and they backpedal

[glad moon]

And it does really suck but there is no way you cant even send someone to a mental hospital realistically

[sharp vale]

Makes you feel useless in the scale of things

[vital roost]

what the hell is going on here

[sharp vale]

It's even worse because when you report them to a resource for their benefit, those resources are not kind in making someone feel safe

[glad moon]

Uhhh

[vital roost]

i'll leave u guys to it

[glad moon]

Idk lol talking about why mentsl illnesses really suck

[sharp vale]

Real

When I graduated highschool and talked to a certified psychologist they told me I'd better suited to be a profiler and test practitioner

They told me therapy is typically recommended for psychologists who they themselves aren't really that mentally grounded if that makes any sense

[glad moon]

Profilers are a cool ass job

[sharp vale]

I did a follow up on that and there's actually a stigma around therapists being crazy individuals

[glad moon]

Definitely if you get to work for the fbi or something of that sort

[sharp vale]

Real

I want to study criminology

Probably gonna pick up college in the fall semester

Gonna save up money from my mechanic job and buy a more convenient car so I can start going to campus if online starts declining again

[glad moon]

Doing criminal pyschology would be cool

[stark girder]

https://gamerant.com/world-of-warcraft-70-year-old-man-ban-bot-mistake/

[signal seal]

fyi soulsbourne fans

[lament egret]

no ds3 with gen chat for a while then

[signal seal]

sad 😦

invasions are the most fun

[cold cipher]

💀

[signal seal]

good thing convergence is really good 🙂

[lament egret]

i just wanna get softbanned with the boys

[cold cipher]

are you on rn

[signal seal]

i'm going to bed in 4 minutes or so

[stark girder]

and come back in 5?

[restive orbit]

wow that sucks

no more ds3 online

[queen stratus]

Dark souls? And why

[restive orbit]

look up

[queen stratus]

How unfortunate

[queen osprey]

FAKE NEWS

[signal seal]

You're from a fake continent

[smoky matrix]

harsh

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326436231158169610/934366665431478323/9287fc08abb68bba.mp4 @desert pilot

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

[thin kelp]

#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk be like

[lament egret]

ayo

[granite umbra]

haha bing chilling weather

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-i-am-going-fucking-insane-i-have-gone-completely-mental-mental-cat-insane-cat-gif-21328570

[signal seal]

[lament egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491784680622915594/530424559661350912/seizure.gif

[thin kelp]

Ankara messi messi messi

GOOOOAAALLL

[restive orbit]

[desert pilot]

lmao

[somber anvil]

Hello chat

[mild crystal]

why

[lament egret]

hi oomfies

[somber anvil]

Hi koe :3

[lament egret]

omg hi oomfie

[somber anvil]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-genshin-impact-pain-oomfie-gif-23028709

[somber anvil]

Thats unfortunate oomfie 3:

[queen stratus]

Pb whisky wasn’t bad

[somber anvil]

True

[lament egret]

me

i want a kiss

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Same

Hi ash

[thin kelp]

I don't want a kiss

I want an orange

[stark girder]

🍊

[vital roost]

hi

[thin kelp]

thanks

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211620837705515008/934389111500980264/5OP7L-wRPD_bdzyn.mp4

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

🛏️

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Henlo rev

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

copy link
click into other discord server
ctrl + v

[somber anvil]

Omg

[mild crystal]

hellow

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

Traitors

[lament egret]

🥺

[mild crystal]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/petey-sourpetey-sausage-dog-really-really-really-funny-funny-and-silly-dog-gif-22445795

[mild crystal]

doog

[void slate]

Daddy came to buy cigarettes

[lament egret]

oomfie chat

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[smoky matrix]

[dark shoal]

sneed

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix

[lament egret]

why doesnt switch snes collection got megaman x

[smoky matrix]

but what does it MEAN

[smoky matrix]

[dark shoal]

wtf

[dark shoal]

how did i get desktop notif for this but it didnt ping

[smoky matrix]

I'm just cool

[somber anvil]

Hi hi lemur how r u

[smoky matrix]

ehh

headachey and a bit whatever but hbu?

[somber anvil]

Good :D did you get ur top in ff14 yet

[smoky matrix]

yus got it a couple days ago

running out of free sub time D:

[somber anvil]

:(

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9cq-M2pe0M

[somber anvil]

Free sub time?

[smoky matrix]

when you buy the game you get a month of sub included, + I got 14 for login time compensation but its gonna run out in a week and I'll actually have to sub

[lament egret]

should i play kirby super star or more super metroid on my switch

[smoky matrix]

memtroid

[amber wigeon]

19 dollar fortnite card

[desert pilot]

who wants it?

[somber anvil]

Nice

[somber anvil]

Super metroid 😳

Wait how

[drifting ivy]

Good morning or afternoon chat

[somber anvil]

Hsnlo

[desert pilot]

hellooo

[lament egret]

real

[mild crystal]

shift over

time to go home and play ff until i black out

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

i havent slept yet

give it up for hour 15

[smoky matrix]

go bed nerd

[lament egret]

no !

[smoky matrix]

:(

[amber wigeon]

24 or weak

[lament egret]

i want food from my bodega

but i forgor if they accepted card or not

[amber wigeon]

Only one way to find out!

[lament egret]

fuck!

guess i gotta stay awake until a reasonable hour to run downstairs and find out ! ! !

[amber wigeon]

Order!!!

[somber anvil]

Need go cut my hair its so long ;-;

[lament egret]

im still waiting for my hair to be long enough for me to put it in a ponytail

[somber anvil]

Noice

[smoky matrix]

I need to get some split ends trimmed

[mild crystal]

sleep or i will stomp on you

[lament egret]

you can try

but only on my turf

[mild crystal]

fortified af

[smoky matrix]

Koe how bad is it that I've never played tf2

[mild crystal]

ill just use my immensely low charm skill to swoon you
and bribe u to come out with ramen

[lament egret]

not that bad if you play earlier or midday

if you play like 3am no duh you're gonna get swarmed with bots

[somber anvil]

Uh lemur means he never played TF2 at all

[mild crystal]

koe use brain

[lament egret]

hghrgmrnh

game good

[somber anvil]

Its ok shes half asleep rn

[somber anvil]

[smoky matrix]

(impossible)

[lament egret]

:(

[mild crystal]

is ok we love u koe

lets go -1c rn

[smoky matrix]

can we swap

its still like 30c and its 21:00

[mild crystal]

u asking me to burn to death rn

[smoky matrix]

[smoky matrix]

berk what DATA centre are you ON

[mild crystal]

LET ME LOG IN YOU HANDSOME FUCKFACE

[smoky matrix]

[mild crystal]

just got home

[amber wigeon]

I had a 5 person queue just now lul

[smoky matrix]

my mistake I misread earlier message as having gotten home not finished shift

[smoky matrix]

mine was like 14

[amber wigeon]

Queues are pretty okay even during peak hours tbh

[smoky matrix]

I am sleep during peak hours cause I play on na dc from aus

but even if I get on at like early-ish queues are low now

[amber wigeon]

same but I like sleep at 3 am

[smoky matrix]

at 12 it used to be 2.5k and nowadays its like 40

[mild crystal]

u also sleep because ur like 50 years ahead of na

australia time zone is some horse shit if ive ever seen it

[smoky matrix]

I come from the far future

[mild crystal]

leave au and come live in the void

[amber wigeon]

aussies out here in 2022 a whole 12 hours ahead of NA

[smoky matrix]

I would rather melt in aus than move to us ngl

[mild crystal]

you say that but at least we have cold weather

and i said the void, not the states

[smoky matrix]

we have colder weather !
I'm just in the wrong part of aus

[smoky matrix]

[mild crystal]

oh yeah? so cold that it drops to max 25c

[smoky matrix]

we have aptly designated the one cold spot in teh country the "snowy mountains"

[mild crystal]

yeah and u arent there so ha

L

[smoky matrix]

:(

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

ngl kinda wack that these are the same state

[mild crystal]

literal death

[smoky matrix]

"quick"

[mild crystal]

ok tome to log in to computational device designed for entertainment purposes

[somber anvil]

[acoustic cedar]

[steel helm]

[drifting ivy]

@somber anvil So, have you thought about getting into Celeste?

[somber anvil]

No

[drifting ivy]

Look at some vids about the game to get like a first impression

[somber anvil]

Kk

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[smoky matrix]

[mild crystal]

[desert pilot]

[smoky matrix]

[desert pilot]

[somber anvil]

Nooooo

[lament egret]

[desert pilot]

[mild crystal]

look at those dumb cats

[desert pilot]

[steel helm]

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/132349439506382848/886093031680401448/speed-1.gif

[smoky matrix]

W

[lament egret]

W

[desert pilot]

W

[bitter heath]

M

[smoky matrix]

no

[lament egret]

time to

[smoky matrix]

war crime

[lament egret]

new pfp moment

[smoky matrix]

isn't that old

[mild crystal]

yes you are

[lament egret]

no

this one is cuter !!

[void slate]

Botassium has his old pfp again

[desert pilot]

yess

[void slate]

I will maybe stream in vr today @exotic leaf

This is hard without using voice so I'll turn myself on

[desert pilot]

woah

hold up

[void slate]

🎙️ ⏺️

[red cloak]

Good morning chat

[vital roost]

good morning ryf

[red cloak]

HI ASH

[vital roost]

hihi

[desert pilot]

whats up

[vital roost]

i tried bed a lil earlier

[red cloak]

How’d that go?

[vital roost]

hi K how are you

[vital roost]

slept from like 5ish to now

[desert pilot]

im doing good

[red cloak]

Not much, boutta suffer through more duello farming

[desert pilot]

damn

[vital roost]

[red cloak]

That’s better tho !

[vital roost]

i’ll join you in a bit

[red cloak]

Oki

[vital roost]

i guess so

i woke up to my foot being asleep and so i moved it and it shocked me awake

[somber anvil]

Gm ash

[desert pilot]

lol

[vital roost]

hi

[somber anvil]

@red cloak o/

[red cloak]

\o

[somber anvil]

Hru ryf

[red cloak]

I’m okay I’m still in bed

[somber anvil]

Comfy

[red cloak]

Hbu?

[somber anvil]

Im good :3 sorting out some stuff at home

[vital roost]

[vital roost]

what game is this peter lol

[red cloak]

That seems mostly good

[somber anvil]

Yus thank chuu

[void slate]

Satisfactory

[vital roost]

i’ve heard really cool things abt that game, but i’ve never played

[red cloak]

^^^

[vital roost]

that’s a lot of games for me tho

i play too much density

[red cloak]

I have a hard time completing other games cus density

It took me like 4 months to get through ds3

[somber anvil]

Sadge

[vital roost]

i need to play dark souls

[red cloak]

I still need to finish hades that game slaps

[vital roost]

i have dark souls 1 but i’ve barely touched it

[vital roost]

yes hades is amazing

[red cloak]

Yes you do

[bitter heath]

I have a list of games I still need to get through for achievements

not a fun time

[red cloak]

Stardew valley!! That’s another game that I need to play more of

[vital roost]

i need to do all gunfire achievements too but i just hate some of the characters

[bitter heath]

I've been playing that lightning lion or whatever it was

[vital roost]

i don’t like him :(

[bitter heath]

havent touched it in a while so I cant even remember

[vital roost]

i like the cat rabbit and turtle

[red cloak]

Meanie

[vital roost]

he feels weird!!

[red cloak]

Idek what game ur talking abt I’m just being a nuisance

[vital roost]

i also need to finish risk of rain achievements i have just a couple left

but again some of the characters feel weird

[bitter heath]

yeah, definitely

[void slate]

I just deleted it

[vital roost]

it’s an fps rogue like called gunfire reborn, it’s pretty cool

[bitter heath]

I just hope the DLC coming soon for ror2 adds new achievements

[vital roost]

oh it defo should

[vital roost]

atleast it’d add challenges for all characters

[red cloak]

Sounds pretty cool

[void slate]

Who would win in a fight?
A - Boba Fett
B - Vegana Fett

[red cloak]

I’m gonna say boba cus his name is funny

[vital roost]

i meant to say *new characters not all characters

[bitter heath]

yeah

[vital roost]

i also need to do reincarnation 8 on gunfire

i just haven’t gotten around to it

[bitter heath]

I only really got into the game recently

[vital roost]

i’ve been playing gunfire for a while

[bitter heath]

I havent even beaten the final boss, got to it like four times but then either my game crashes or I die

[void slate]

I should play dead redeption

[vital roost]

awhh :((

then i assume you’ve never done the reincarnation stuff

[bitter heath]

yeah no

[void slate]

yeah yeah

[vital roost]

yeah the higher level reincarnation you go the harder the game is but you can spend soul points on upgrades

like enhanced scrolls and weapons

it’s a nice challenge, but i’d recommend getting to max level because you will burn thru the soul points

[void slate]

yeah yeah yeah

[vital roost]

or get to a little bit higher of a reincarnation and farm it for soul point because it drops at a higher rate than normal

[vital roost]

stardew valley makes me really excited for the haunted chocolatier

i love stardew

[red cloak]

I need to play stardew more

I really liked it but I had no idea what I was doing

[bitter heath]

I probably should do the terraria achievements at some point but I just get so bored of the game

[vital roost]

i have a little over 100 hours in stardew

[void slate]

@desert pilot https://youtu.be/okZW3_5Gr4s

[vital roost]

i think i have all of them except the fishing ones because they’re just so boring

[desert pilot]

cat pog

[vital roost]

and i really only play modded now anywyas

[restive orbit]

where is 'Pinky The Duck (Best Quality Version)'

[vital roost]

if i do play

[void slate]

I despise cats

[vital roost]

you are the best quality version of pink ducky

[smoky matrix]

D:

[red cloak]

😫

[void slate]

i had fights with cats as a kid

[vital roost]

awh why’s that peter

[smoky matrix]

who won

[vital roost]

did you win

[restive orbit]

[void slate]

it was a draw

[vital roost]

damn

[smoky matrix]

tough cat

[vital roost]

did you guys respectfully bow to each other afterwards and walk your separate ways

[void slate]

I don't really remember why I was doing it then

must have had some anger issues

[vital roost]

did they start it

[smoky matrix]

cat prolly looked at you funny

[vital roost]

was it like random cats or was it like your pet cat

[red cloak]

Cats were up to no good they were bein mean to Peter

[vital roost]

probably but also i could see peter starting it as well

[void slate]

it was some cat near blocks of flats

[vital roost]

ah i see, he came specifically for you then

it’s so cold in my room my nose and fingers are ice cold

i’ve retreated under the blanket multiple times

[red cloak]

Get blanket

[vital roost]

i has

[red cloak]

Get more if that’s not working

[vital roost]

requires me to get up into the cold :(

[void slate]

I love you're mom

[vital roost]

i will suffer and sacrifice my fingers and nose for the rest of my body

[vital roost]

woah

[red cloak]

But u need fingers for density

[restive orbit]

fingers are important :c

[vital roost]

i play telepathically

[void slate]

Warning: Gore

[bitter heath]

the bitch deserves it

[smoky matrix]

that's so graphic wtf

[vital roost]

oh my god peter i don’t think this is allowed

[void slate]

crying

[red cloak]

Noooooo rip

[maiden goblet]

SCALP HER

[queen osprey]

😐

[bitter heath]

fuck

[vital roost]

nice.

[bitter heath]

I broke the file

[vital roost]

hiya pat

[somber anvil]

This too graphic for my young mind

[queen osprey]

whats up

[smoky matrix]

close your eyes

[somber anvil]

[bitter heath]

Warning: Bodily Mutilation (It worked this time)

[vital roost]

just gore stuff apparently

[red cloak]

Yea just pretend it isn’t graphic

[vital roost]

he said “:D”

[somber anvil]

Ok they are closed

[smoky matrix]

phew

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

[queen osprey]

[restive orbit]

[somber anvil]

Oh hi pinkducky

[vital roost]

i need a monkey

[restive orbit]

hey hey

[somber anvil]

Hru

[queen osprey]

aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[red cloak]

Monkeys are funny

[queen osprey]

a scammahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mild crystal]

oh dear

[vital roost]

hi berkie

[mild crystal]

this keyboard is gonna take some getting used to

[red cloak]

Burk!

[smoky matrix]

berKUT what DATA centre

[mild crystal]

helllo ash and ry

MOTHERFUCK I FORGOR IM SORRY

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Hi Berk

[mild crystal]

hello moona

[smoky matrix]

[red cloak]

[vital roost]

can’t you just check

[signal iris]

I'll start a new playthrough for u

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

thats what im doing right now

im trying to get used to the actuation of red switches

[somber anvil]

Hmm i need menhera wave

[vital roost]

press key button activate

[mild crystal]

the slightest fucking tap and this shit registers an input

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

but at least its response time is zoom

[restive orbit]

used to greens or something

[stark girder]

D: what did you use before red?

[vital roost]

well that good

did you put your thing in the screen yet berk

[sick wyvern]

wut

[somber anvil]

Sus

[mild crystal]

blue switches

[vital roost]

he wanted to put a pic in his keyboard screen

[mild crystal]

i did, i put the helghan symbol on it

[vital roost]

[vital roost]

what’s the helghan symbol

[stark girder]

😅 and you play fps on that?

[vital roost]

damn

[red cloak]

Ashy help I can’t stop watching true crime

[vital roost]

masto got pink name and went toxic ! smh !

[vital roost]

we are in the same boat i cannot help i can only feed your addiction i’m sorry

[queen osprey]

chicken

[vital roost]

good meat

[red cloak]

I woke up and next thing I know I’m watching a serial killer documentary

[vital roost]

that’s just how it be sometimes tho

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[vital roost]

actually sounds p nice watch a documentary in bed

[red cloak]

It is nice!

[vital roost]

i might have to do it sometime

[desert pilot]

yess

[vital roost]

get my laptop and watch something at night

[red cloak]

U should

[void slate]

touch some grass

[vital roost]

i’m sorry peter but the snow is in the way and it is cold

[queen osprey]

ok

[void slate]

ok

[queen osprey]

pokemon legends arceus is now mine

in a week

when it releases

[void slate]

pokemon is for babies

[queen osprey]

not wrong

[red cloak]

All my snow melted

[bitter heath]

I have decided to put off getting it cause I saw what they did to the legendaries

[smoky matrix]

what'd they do?

[bitter heath]

fusion between the two D/P box legends and arceus

[vital roost]

:(( there’s still a bunch on the ground here, hasn’t snowed since tho

[queen osprey]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

[bitter heath]

have you seen them pat? the pictures of them

[vital roost]

he waits patiently

[queen osprey]

NO

[smoky matrix]

I don't know what these words mean !

[queen osprey]

NO SPOILERS

[void slate]

[queen osprey]

IM ALL IN

DGAF

DONT

GIVE

A

F

[vital roost]

based

[void slate]

@queen osprey

[vital roost]

they fused diamond and pearl box legendaries? how? i haven’t been paying attn

[smoky matrix]

||you mean they literally like, did a pokemon fusion of legendaries with arceus?||

[restive orbit]

my desk is like a foot away from my bed so i do this all the time

[bitter heath]

yes.

[smoky matrix]

ah

[vital roost]

that sounds pretty cool tho

[red cloak]

I’m just watching on my phone

[smoky matrix]

welcome to the club

[vital roost]

i’d hire

[restive orbit]

i dont use my phone for anything but yeah that also works

[bitter heath]

I could send screenshots of what they look like if you dont care about something as simple as that

[vital roost]

ahh i’d be kinda annoyed by switching back and forth so frequently

[vital roost]

i wanna see

[bitter heath]

let me find it again

[vital roost]

nw you don’t have to if you don’t wanna

[red cloak]

I have to choose between bein lazy and doing this or going to my pc

[queen osprey]

cyndaquil oshawott or rowlett for starters?

[vital roost]

i’m sure id see it eventually

[queen osprey]

wont even be a choice

[bitter heath]

cyndaquil

[queen osprey]

staying true to my OGs

[bitter heath]

the final hisuian form looks actually amazing

[queen osprey]

my johto homies turnt up for this one

[bitter heath]

alright pat dont click these

[queen osprey]

im clicking idgaf!!!!!!

[drifting ivy]

why

[bitter heath]

[vital roost]

ok i can respect that, i’d probably keep my laptop in my bed somewhere for it tho

[queen osprey]

they kinda look like

unicorns

instead of dragons

LOL

leaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Dark

[vital roost]

EW they look like MLP fan made

[void slate]

🤮

[queen osprey]

what dis

leaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Darkleaks suggest that Typhlosion is Fire/Ghost, Decidueye is Grass/Fighting, and Samurott is Water/Dark

[bitter heath]

palkia looks like a centaur and dialga has a fucking fork stuck in his throat

[queen osprey]

what dis

[smoky matrix]

they look so goofy what

[bitter heath]

typhlosion is fire / ghost

[drifting ivy]

wtf

[void slate]

hey this is more than 200 characters

[vital roost]

i also have a fork in my throat

[restive orbit]

abusing mod smh

[drifting ivy]

cease

[restive orbit]

😐

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/typhlosion-hisuian-typhlosion-hisui-gif-24574581

[red cloak]

Only have laptop for school shit

[void slate]

😐

[vital roost]

@bitter heath ?

[queen osprey]

ayo?

[void slate]

oya

[bitter heath]

no way to mark gifs as spoiler

[exotic leaf]

[restive orbit]

yo get it out

[void slate]

[queen osprey]

im just trying to think of fire ghost has any synergy

[vital roost]

that’s what i used mine for but i don’t go anymore !

[exotic leaf]

[queen osprey]

or if gamefreak has just lost their FUCKING minds

[void slate]

is pat... MATPAT?

[queen osprey]

thats just a theory......................

[vital roost]

this whole game seems like a fever trip so probs that

[bitter heath]

does pat talk about fnaf constantly

[void slate]

Yes

[red cloak]

I’m going to scrounge for smth to eat I’ll brb

[bitter heath]

one cool thing I've seen about the game is the spacetime rift events

[queen osprey]

lol wtf is this

ay man

[vital roost]

okie see ya

[queen osprey]

i hated the raid things in pokemon sword/shield

i never did them

waste of time

i dont want any co op bs

[bitter heath]

I only liked the raid lair thing

[queen osprey]

just give me a solid story

[vital roost]

it was good for finding good pokemon but if you don’t care abt that i understand why you wouldn’t like it

[queen osprey]

yeah my uh

sword pokedex

...

it double posted idgaf

wow you have to beat the game first to unlock darkrai

[bitter heath]

OH BOY, YOU CAN CATCH DARKRAI IN THIS GAME BUT NOT IN THE ONES YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

stupid fucking game

[vital roost]

no dream eater for you

smh !!!

[bitter heath]

I just want them to bring back the cool preorder bonuses

like the platinum giratina statue

[queen osprey]

lol

wait

[bitter heath]

look at this thing

[queen osprey]

oh

[void slate]

disgustang

[queen osprey]

man

fighting the level 100 giratina

[void slate]

woman

[queen osprey]

with my weak ass lvl 70 pokemon

in bd

holy fuck

went thru about 30 revives

[bitter heath]

I havent done that in BD yet, I finished it and havent really opened it much since

[vital roost]

actually kinda sick

[queen osprey]

i did the mining shit in the grand underground

and unlocked every legendary

it was a bit tedious

[bitter heath]

the grand underground was the most fun thing

[queen osprey]

lol

im on the subreddit for arceus

and its just 99% leaks

[vital roost]

classic

[queen osprey]

from ppl who got early access somehow

[vital roost]

you can get it on yuzu like a week early

[queen osprey]

yeah i mean

the switch has a preload

so i figure they just decrypted it there

[vital roost]

maybe that too

[queen osprey]

currently DLing it

[bitter heath]

you need a modded switch