#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Celebs and even niche celebs talk about their diets here and there all the time and talk about vitamins and other miscellaneous junk they're taking
i thought it was funny @lament egret i was just saying wtf to them making it a real place
guberment
Not to mention when you're rich and have money it's easy to have free time to develop yourself and buy things to help you do it
WAIT I FOUND IT
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YOO
You do realize G fuel can be used as a performance enhancing drug too, right?
like correia is such a meme
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rich -> more time -> happiness
i love this one
i love this one from gianni
Real
I used to have so much money saved up where I took off a few months from work and got super fit in about a month

Broke now tho
apparently from a comic called pride of baghdad
good name 
bruh, I'm looking through the files on my "meme drive" and find out I have a midi file of the primal dialga battle theme from mystery dungeon
Yeeted
nah I deleted that
Fair
forgot midi files arent a proper embed
You said meme drive
yes
Probably downloaded it to add audio to something and forgot
God it's gonna be 34° tomorrow and it's going to be wet
And I work outside in the morning
Rough
damn, its whatever 40 celsius is in fahrenheit for me right now
I would love if it were at least 40 in the morning
I gotta port the cars and get em ready for sales
have you guys ever owned an ipod nano
Mfn cars are so terribly insulated
no i have not
ipod nani
yeah, I still have mine somewhere
kneeknee
broooo my mom had one of these
What's the relevancy tho
i just thought it was cool
Fair
@lament egret yeah mine was the same, I still remember having toxic by britney spears on it
I was about to say "you shouldn't feel bad for losing it if a phone already does it's job and more."

though it was like a cyan colour
They might be worth 100$ in a few years tho
wtf is this
scuffed gwent
Clash royale but for nerds
I also owned the one that was just a thin little usb sized thing
a bad videogame
duh nene
and the ipod touch 7th gen
Clash royale is for the cuhs
@signal seal performance shop when
i am a performance shop
Vehicle performance shop when
My boss told me that he'll start paying us commission and finance sales commission after we learn more in the shop
I'm contemplating getting back into the mod hobby
Or saving up for my criminology studies
speaking of vehicles, maybe I should play this to finish off the achievements
random question, but does anyone know any food puns relating to cats
meowtini is something i have already discovered but i want more
Purrloin dn
as in like eating cats?
as in like, foods mixed with cat words
Meowonster Nyanergy Drink
omg I literally just realised your pfp is animated I thought it was just a still from SL
lmao
Literal cringe that I thought of that
I'm so dumb
im looking for like , cute-ish ones
like candy or sweet related stuff
it was going to be BGATE but theres nothing for that
which is why im stumped mostly
Being specific usually leads to your brain skipping a lot of obvious ones too lmao
Now that you mentioned a specific I cannot think of another
Meowffins
Catamari
lmao I
That's all I got tbh
Catamarangue
and whatever this is
meowffins is cute
That's actually a triple pun
how so
@smoky matrix you're a fellow australian, do you recognize this dudes ugly mug
these kinds of people are so naturally funny for no reason
damn
dude
I do not
@smoky matrix 
those facial features are literally him trying to show sarcasm
Catcakes
but that man is Eamon Sandwith, the singer of the chats
SANDWITH💀
imagine being named eatmon sandwitch

god he's so fucking ugly with his haircut
if only you knew.
NGL im looking for a username here, and that was my old one.
it suits him so well lmao
Mfw I just gave a Homestuck fan nepeta like words to use in their fanfiction rp account

no no

its worse
its for my TWITTER
Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut

I'm gonna do it fr this time
Homestuck is where I draw the line

dont make suicide jokes
Actually my bad
hey wait a minute. how did you know about a character named NEPETA who makes cat puns?
🤝
but still, how do you pull off a bowl cut AND a mullet
2014 me was cringe
mullets fill me with rage
why does that genuinely look so bad and good at the same time
disgusting
ok nvm it jus looks bad
it just looks bad and that is it
The world I love the tears I drop to be part of the wave can't stop
there is no good in that
tbh if he cut the side maybe styled the back and top a bit more it would look p cool
Facial structure
if he went bald it would look good
Cringe
plus he's ginger, why would you willingly commit all three hair sins like that
I'm 21
I'm too old to be cringe! I'm based, I tell you.
💀 absolutely violating
the triple whammy
I never thought I'd hear anything more cringe from a 21 year old
I've said cringey things on purpose and I'm 20 and didn't think it could get worse
damn
Nvm it could get worse
fuck
Y'all remember that dude or girl yesterday that was trying to get e-girls and claimed to be 30
that happened here?
unfortunately i do
Could never figure out their deal
Yes.
yike.
man, all this talk about age makes me sad. I turn 20 this year but my body is actually the equivalent of a 50 year old with all the injuries I have
Why
Actually nvm
I was looking that at a very surface level glance
I failed to interpret that you may be dealing with chronic pain or something like arthritis
damn that sucks bro
well yeah, I've got arthritis, my spine is cracked in four seperate places, my right knee has been damaged somehow, I have tinnitus and my eyesight is shot
oh and my tailbone was pulverized
sorry to hear that man
I joke about it all the time
Okay cool
makes me feel better about the fact that I am fucked as a human being
SpongeBob and Patrick meet a poor guy
Real
basically me
Every night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep - @bitter heath
bro I wish I could have heart attacks too
L
might start having them soon as this week alone I was running off zero sleep and multiple liters of energy drink to keep me awake
Wish you the best bro
Trying to super set your entire leg day workout because you’re short on time is not a wise move
YO i hit legs today too
same here! I beat a mans knees so badly with a sledgehammer he'll never be able to walk again
fair enough ig
me to berkut
Heavy Squat, deadlift and leg accessories back to back to back.
ain no way💀 you doing squad and deadlift on same day???
you a menace bro
It’s awful
on demon time
personally i would prolly alternate or do rdls instead of deadlifts
idk if i could recover from that
I take a day of rest after cause my CNS is usually fried
But I get hella quad gains
sleep ash
bing we're literally the same time go to bed
lol nice
🤔
ive been considering a maybe quad biased and then hamstring biased split
but im too lazy rn so maybe next month
my legs shut down back when i got stuck in that pile of snow! but yeah man
I do legs twice a week
same
Actually three times if you count my Olympic lifts
are you north american
Yeeee
damn homie i dont have enough time for those sadly
do you own a gun
nevermind i dont care, how much do you guys know about the complete fnaf lore???
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdrscTEb/ @cold cipher
I got a pair of guns
looool
do u guys also watch people trying food or just creating a dish videos
its gon get wicked
im at a peak half asleep eating leftovers
wow vid perms holy crap bro my legs just tickled a bit
nah but for real bite of 87 was mangle bro
I workout 6x a week. A social life is hard to come by 😔
I regret opening up this link because immediately underneath it is some edgy teen posting the girl from yandere simulator dancing and talking about their personalities
😭 homie i feel you weekends tho you can hang out w people
I work in a different county atm. So I’m 6,000 miles away from home lol
i am 20 feet away from you lol
I was thinking of the bite of 83 being the bite of 87 but you are right, it was mangle
Do I smell bad? I haven’t taken a shower yet from the gym
wow bro you go to the gym thats insane bru
Thanks bruv
the hotel gym go crazy
I work on a base. So there are 3 different fairly large gym facilities here
ohh you military? dude thats dope af
isnt it a skinned monkey
BRO AIN NO WAY
Gn ily guys
i saw ye with the cover and i already knew it was gonna be straight cheeks ima b real
Back home yeah. Here I’m a government contractor. So a civilian work with the military l. Pay is 10x better
damn thats actually so nice tho
Is Lewshifer awake?
The instrumental kinda funky
it smell sour like funky
It really do be nice. I work a lot but I live very comfortably
living comfortably do be the dream
I love living
yeah i am
HI K
hi ashy

i woke up too late and had to wait 30 minutes for the next bus 😔
I love bus
😔 just be faster than the bus
Bussy means a little bus, right?
bussy is quite the funny and inappropriate thing, due to it being inappropriate it is quite hilarious to say in serious contexts
when i get my drivers license i dont have to worry about that 😃 👍
Sounds fun
So no bussy when you drive a 🚙
yeah then i can just drive to school
I'm 30 and don't have drivers license
one of my friends already has his drivers license
when i got my license it really did feel like a weight was lifted off my back
yeah i can imagine
it's SO nice not having to worry about other ppl driving you or public transportation
i hope i can complete my drivers license in the winter
thank you 🙏
i think i can start taking theory classes before i turn 18
i think my sister did that
theory classes?
im rly young for my grade so i got it super late in hs
so liberating not to have to ask people to give me rides
same, i was actually put into kindergarden a year early
youre just so smart🥺
er kinda
im not sure if they have those in america but theyre just lessons going through road signs and shit
and driving in theory
it was like you could stay in preschool for anotehr year or go into kindergarden
SAME
ah i just never heard them specifcally called theory classes
my birthday was apparently like right at the cutoff
I will kidnap you and leave you stranded in the woods
what's your bday
oh?
alright haha
november 29
birthday buddies pog
ash weve done tjis before

your bday is not the same day as mine
my bday is nov 29
silly willy
if nov meant april and 29 meant 18
yooo no way wtf??!!
real !!
What no way my birthday is also November 29th how wacky and cooky and crazy
yeah i feel like i've seen this conversation before
yeah me too if november meant october and 29 meant 1
yo thats the first day of october
omg we're a month apart exactly
das crazy
yeah its crazy
unironically i have a friend that lives in cali that has nov 29 as her bday

Omg were you also born on November 29th
we're all bday buddies
Omg
nice
Omg
Omg
Omg
Omg
Omg
💀 i love interactions in this chat sometimes


too real
they be arguing about raids there rn 
what the fuck does this mean
chat remember the uh
uh incident
Don’t worry about it
whtn tehh the
which one
The fridge one?
i do remember the uh incident i screenshotted it 
the literaly uh incident
cant say i do
ththe
koe are you okay
koe are you having a seizure
Why do I have this
what incident
wtf lmao
Unnngh
we can tell
i dont interact, i simply simulate chatting by my experience of internal dialogues
" i dont socialize on discord"
oh Zade left
I thought that was an epic embed fail
bussy
💀 💀 💀
badussy
i think that was when i wasnt on the server
ah
the rets incident💀 💀 💀

which one 💀
LMFAOOO
omg I never got my chance to say "goodnight femboy" to him
truly unhinged individual
also memorable moment was zorenine roast session
even the moderators were on him💀
I missed that
rets was the trials guy right
absolutely fucking amazing
it was so funny playerone started typing up essays
he was the dad in vietnam
femboy fishing goes so hard
rets was some guy who hated femboys and anime pfps with a passion ( he had a spike/goku pfp )
and would debate sbmm for hours and then call mods for harassment
yeah yeah i remember him

hi rev
i remember the sbmm trials argument
what other notable incidents
it was fucking insane

nenespin,,..
i remember after this one twab it was absolute war

ICARUS DASH TWAB
man i love roasting zore
hunter dodge twab
YESS HAHAHHAA
a classic
oh my god people were so pissed about that
oh my god the amount of tomfoolery in there
I’ll pass, I’d rather watch quetzalcoatl fishing
people were legitimately losing their minds
fr fr
sempiternal 💀
sempifsdanlms
Simp
oh yeetim incident
nene stop simping for me
happened literally 1 and a half hour ago💀 
i am no simp for a blue name

you literally sent me kiss emojis

Shaymin goes hard
i love my child
a single one to shut you up
koekoe poeffs
zz
oh god what did he do


show the two lines above it

no !
I stole that emote from you

out of context gaming
did u have to name it "blushie blushie uwu"
me
so me, bestie
also me
so me,beshthie
me too

what if you just added the clash royale laughing sound to it
Am I awake?
SO me !
Yes
thahts so mem me frorst
sadly.
😎
go back to sleep peter, it's not worth being awake

hi berkie
yes hello
Yo guys
how's you
bberk
i chose to broil cause air fried meat kinda weird champ
ctrl f yeetim game sense, first result, and start scrolling down
it gets funnier as you scroll
‘sup 
about to see if i made mistakes touching outriders or not
@lament egret

wait you're playing without me 
mym lcone
real koemi?
koe part of the ff gang lets go
notot yet
i mean if you want to come idc

gaslight him
do you want to play or not ash
do it
i don't know i've never even played it or seen it
innnother serber i post
Not a real term you made it up shut the fuck up
?
oaugh
wq cannot bomb tho, have u seen sk i don't think there can be a worse dlc than that

density talk in this channel 
me when the
i kepep drinking water
koe brought it up !
I can feel ff14 giving me carpal tunnel in my left hand
i antr o thrw up
tell us youre tired without teling us youre tired/sick
not good !
catexplode
fighting for my life out here
i may have lost my sanity just a bit
mind if i hold it, homie? 
lol
only if you keep my wrist level with my forearm to minimise strain
u kniow when ur turied and ur head mmoves like wosh
yes
ez
same!!
woosh
koe CANNOT speak english
never has been able to
It’s called we do a little trolling
mem n nmy bestties
we do a little trolling true
Gaslighting seems to serious a term
why are they so wise
can I pet them
wee know so much
pls enlighten me
oomfie
im convinced yeetim is just a troll
and everyone is falling for his bait
When I was scrolling for memes earlier I saw a guy on omegle sucking his own dick in a meme
wtf

WAS GOING TO SLEEP BUT ETHEREUM PLUMMETED BELOW 3K
L
do u have ethereum
💀
💀 
ares don't you have school tomorrow
No, I've been waiting for it to go down
i ewil say 1 thing
nope and im taking off work tmr is a self care and density day
say it.
bingus hit the woah
those two things do NOT go together
WOAH
@vital roost me and you oomfie? 
omg 
ttikme to knveock out
yes go to bed koemi
Mald armor 
I love you bingus
hi post did you end up staying the night at the hospital
go to bed do not ingest cereal
correct

pluto in off topic?
however i am pst and somehow you est mfs are still up
i aite lefetoovrrs anfd dranjk lort of water
No i went home to catch up on halo infinite cyber monday
water good 
i cannot !
Doesn't happen often
hope you feel better
i barely ever see you anymore anyways
wwated
Wated oomfie
oomfie
Kinda busy :'(
yeah i remember you saying you were starting school again
hope it's going well for you !
bluto diligent student🥺 🥺 🥺 🦍
god i hate ninja
So far so good, final exams are really near and then its gaming time
preninja,,,
Wait till you see nowninja
awh hell yeah, good luck on the exams!
Boutta be a tough one, thanks tho ashy
Why
you don't
But I already live in EU
Uhh... Sus?
I liiued lopok guys

a mimir
Lyrics: Two birds on a wire, one tried to fly away and the other aaAAAAAAAAA
App/game name: talking Larry the bird
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ikokk gnnnnnnbn
night koe
Are you drunk
thank you for speeding it up
I IM m tirds
a little giggle?
Tired
SLEEP
Go to sleep oomfie
Legends say if you close your eyes you get free robux
rest pls koe
closing my eyes rn
banned from eye closing
oh no
Banned from Roblox
I am going to collapse
Lemur

yeti
Gn Lemur
yeetim go to bed after saying goodnight challenge
why are you sharing the secret to free bobux
(impossible)
i will crash the market
Wtf why is the bonus dvdkeevdn not sksvahavekend

the economy will become mine
Bobsuucbskwkabsjlcchsvqgqpd
Hammed fburger
Borgir
mmmm borgar
BOORGIR
b a n n e d
density players
Aw hell naw he got da broken walk cycle fo today 😔
its a known fact that a large majority of wack bungie game players are femboys and the disease is spreading 

Who
asked
Damn 
when
next time you can join
yeah ill pass
smh !!
Ego
i hate this
Vans ™️
Off the perc
MMM
I bet that baby that koe sent earlier enjoyed dep gel drain opener
omw to the italian senate
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711453628254126110/933959476850094080/HkfHWfBhaSpTYg4P.mp4
That why it had stupid fat legs and was a baby
good kitty

Please remember to keep your clothes on, who knows what could happen

Feline
Credible
meow
(she cannot hear you)
Why hec ourple 😂
I can’t find it
sissy impasta
FINALLY
Sus



Hi kitten
yo hows your nose bleeds
are they lessened
they stopped after I called up work which is kinda funny


Penis

Charge your phone
Sam sung about deez nuts

dawg wtf
i open outriders on xbox app and it crashes 3 times back to back 
so much for wanting to try it
Where are you getting these
what for? I'm getting people leaving apex as soon as I get a game
The Australians aren't dedicated to the grind
had to play on a server in oregon and got carried with my 240ms
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I need it
you need some bitches ong
rando as if you have bitches
more than u 💤






shut up pat ong
I will NOT stop it
but he said to stop!
sucks for him
Fomo
@hard spindle nanotechnology isn’t a field of mine but there are definitely other ways to get into that industry apart from A levels
there are. but there not easier. A levels isnt the only way but some jobs need em some dont. that simple
some ppl learn better or have jobs that are suited for a levels some dont
plus nanotechnology and more academic fields without taking a uni or a levels is just dumb. thoes kinda jobs u need experience + academic learning. diff jobs diff ways about it
nup not correct
I wasn’t speaking to personal preference I was talking in general terms that A levels are incredibly rare requirement for a job. Usally it’s a university course or some sort of experience in the field.
well yes but to do the uni courses they often want a levels lol
well for more academic fields lmao
Not really. In the UK they are based off UCAS points which can be acquired in different ways
no lmfao what
a microbiolgy degree course and many academic courses wont take u without a levels at all
as I said depends on the job/course
a levels arent good for everythin and work experience over a levels aint good for everythin either
I can’t speak to specific fields out side of law so I can’t give comments on that so 🤷. Generally I believe work experiences and apprenticeship programs are better
💀
💀?
Ghost ping 👻 @hard spindle
ghost ping
[= there's nothing to be sorry about
Answerers?
Questioners?
ponderers?
nice
ok bro
Can i yeet someone to the moon or to mars


Good morning, kind sir

I love you're mom.
Sir wut
TOO REAL
THEN YOU BE COMFTY AND NEVER WANNA GET UP
fr dawg
you will go
Ur not my mom
i wish that worked for me
I will not go
“mother, i don’t feel we-“
“you can physically stand. go to class.”
What happens if i dont go
prison
at the time i was sixteen and thats just how most years in school went. mother is extremely strict when it comes to school.
she hates NA education system, so she lended me additional books from elsewhere
yeah my mother got pissed at me for missing a day of class because i overslept
I cant miss a day
then get your ass up and go 
o-o ok
;-; ok im ready for school
Berkut being mean ;-;

Send help ;-;
I cant he will stab me
this is a verifiably truthful statement.
Can you plz drive me to school please
I- miss the bus
F
Guess im walking
Omw from swiss. Will get there to drive you to school by monday
Thank you
Even though berkut might kill me if i miss school on friday bcs i have a test
But im hiding in the closest rn so burket wont find me

Get doxxed bozo
Huh
My guy pretty like a girl
Good morning @exotic leaf
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FBJbDjXg2rfih1ITZoqUP?si=anFte-9eQsKep4imvwM0fg&utm_source=copy-link
Have you seen my great grandpa @thin kelp
good morning peter
Good morning, have you seen my great grandpa
No
Oh
Good morning chat 
Hello Alien Face
Peter off the Pete 40.

💥 

YOOO?? Peter on Peter violence??
i've stolen my first nft
the police will hear about this
steal more of them
I dont condone this
i got it from twitter pfp
i do steal more of them
rekt
ty twitter
make sure u reply to them with the image
extra points if u say "its mine now" or summin
"yoink, mine now"
lmao "please stop using that picture for ur pfp, i own it"
imagine
not pink name yet but soon
ayo, what wrong with the trails lfg chat?
imagine war in europe
trials 😐 also don't desecrate off topic with that
i am struggling to imagine what you do in that game
hi ryf
Ashyoo you slept!
yes
I'm happy about that
actually a decent amt of hours too
fuck wait epic embed fail
embed moment
nice embed Frost 
ash!
how’s you?
im alright
xaku moment
YO, one more month for Elden !!!
how u doin
i’m feeling okay :)
thats good
i’ve barely played warframe but it looks so fluid
that’s probably my fav part abt it when i did play for a lil
i played like 2 missions and it seemed really fun
too confusing for small breain

Hello Ash hello ryf
yeah that’s about as much as i played lol
hi!
look at all of this pizza
are you going to eat it by yourself
no
GIMME

I just came home and hungy
hi luna
🅱️arframe
i want to play railjack with gen chat gamers 
Ash please think about your future 😐
Hru
i’m not gonna start playing it again 
also if anyone does play warframe and i'm partial to you i can give you good mods and stuff
bet come to finland and i'll give you some
okay hbu
haha
warframe was literally just too confusing i got the twitch prime stuff and gave up
Great doing better and less angry

True new player experience is horrible
💀
that’s a lot of games tho

it’s hard to cater to new ppl in a live service game
nonono it takes months to even be able to play warframe
hi lewie 

hii ashy hiii luna
Lew 👋
Bingy <3
@exotic leaf BABY FISH
fish with da binky
OMFG BING GETS HEART BUT NOT ME
what will i do
I AM BROCKEN

bing is a big deal
all of the showgirls GIFS are provocative lmao
someone got silenced by the bot
time to watch a movie and eat my pizza
Morning peeps
Theres nothing to do rn tho
have to wait s month
pizza sounds good
what movie 👀
Can i join
yoo whats up
good evening 
i think it had more boobs than any movie i've ever seen
i was thinking of watching christopher robin
like if i wasnt already into density bad i would probably have played more warframe
Boobs?
agony
?
i still have so many guns i want
















