💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

clock numbers dont go past 12 so you might wanna get that checked out by a IT guy or something

[broken lion]

It's 10pm every other clock is fake

[somber anvil]

[smoky matrix]

oh I see thanks for letting me know

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

no problem homie

[smoky matrix]

appreciated

[thin kelp]

Actually goes hard

[void slate]

Life is wrong

[mild crystal]

best username no 🧢

[smoky matrix]

Hi Luna hru

[vital roost]

berk i thought you hated femboys

[mild crystal]

i know lmaoo

[onyx schooner]

lmaoaooo

[mild crystal]

i make exceptions for most of you

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Hiii sleepy

[vital roost]

berk i have a present for u

[mild crystal]

is it a bullet to the head

[vital roost]

no lol

[thin kelp]

[smoky matrix]

return to bed

[somber anvil]

Cant

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

Lmao this is actually a concerned pepe face now

[cold cipher]

hi luna

[mild crystal]

what is it ash

[vital roost]

i'm dm u

[somber anvil]

Hi ares

[cold cipher]

luna is the anime good from ur pfp

[somber anvil]

Yes

[cold cipher]

it looks pretty good

okok :)

[smoky matrix]

:(((

[mild crystal]

[dark breach]

the real question is - is there questional r34 of it

[mild crystal]

its ok, i do too

[signal seal]

[somber anvil]

Most likely

[cold cipher]

🤨

[thin kelp]

I thought you forgot

[queen osprey]

dont make jokes about that shit @thin kelp

[somber anvil]

💛

[thin kelp]

[dark breach]

nice

[restive orbit]

OwO

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

Actually 1984

[red cloak]

[signal seal]

1894 in here

nice Horse, bet it can't even pull a cart

[thin kelp]

When will it be 1985

[mild crystal]

this makes me hate her more than i already do

[mild crystal]

[cold cipher]

badussy

[vital roost]

never

[mild crystal]

i dont know who she is

[thin kelp]

[mild crystal]

riamu from idolmaster

[thin kelp]

Who?

[mild crystal]

i only know of her thanks to twitter

https://tenor.com/view/r-kelly-meme-gif-13761455

[mild crystal]

tldr;
2d girl

[somber anvil]

Oof

[velvet quest]

Your politics bore me

[void slate]

I love politics

[smoky matrix]

This is literally 1984

[vital roost]

no that's Nineteen Eighty-Four

[dark breach]

no shot thats 2022 - 38

[thin kelp]

Bussy in pic

Wait

[mild crystal]

reemur skin reveal?

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[smoky matrix]

yus

[mild crystal]

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

Hot take
Great British baking show > master chef

[mild crystal]

[thin kelp]

🤨

[cold cipher]

i remember when this was a thing

[mild crystal]

lmao

NOOOO LMAO

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Berkuuu

[mild crystal]

that fucking song is so good
hi yeet

it taste like lemon pepper chicken

[dark breach]

[mild crystal]

quite funny mate

[sharp vale]

Berky I'm depressed

[mild crystal]

y

[somber anvil]

Understandable he is too

[mild crystal]

what the fuck LMAO

[vital roost]

me materializing to give the most based takes in existence

[restive orbit]

😳

[velvet quest]

Bussy

[lament egret]

[smoky matrix]

Dog doin

[cold cipher]

so true bestie

me reading the absolute enlightening soul shatteringly intelligent based fact based opinions that ash has to offer

[mild crystal]

me reading manga because i dont care what these virtual assholes have to say

[lament egret]

monke flip

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-monkey-monkeyflip-gif-18149687

[sharp vale]

AHHHHaaaaAHHHHaaaAHHH

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-going-im-not-going-back-to-rehab-rehab-oomfie-rehab-genshin-oomfie-gif-21656419

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657287

[mild crystal]

rare footage of reemur being a genshin god

[smoky matrix]

i have not played since launch please do not cyberbully me

[vital roost]

what the fuck is this

[void slate]

Would Anthony Blinken win in a stare contest

[red cloak]

corn.mp4

[velvet quest]

Corn

[onyx schooner]

genshin player running from the authorities after trying to convince a cop a 12 year old girl is actually 500 years old

[smoky matrix]

🌽

[void slate]

Corn Hub

[smoky matrix]

real

[vital roost]

no

[lament egret]

what the fuck is oomfie

[vital roost]

oomfie

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-oomfie-klee-do-you-like-weezer-gif-22382424

[void slate]

An std

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/507983311444901932/933598495150051378/image0-63.gif

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

nene please stop murdering this cat

[void slate]

These anime girls are feckin glorified child abuse

[velvet quest]

Cope

[void slate]

Dope

[thin kelp]

Rope

[smoky matrix]

mope

[void slate]

Hope

[vital roost]

Bope

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

📮 🥷

[red cloak]

CHAD banana peel vs BETA bald guy

[vital roost]

goddamn that smack got me

[red cloak]

yea its the smack

[vital roost]

NO

the forbidden ball

[lament egret]

^
.

[red cloak]

cacti are cool

[velvet quest]

Cactus feel good in my tummy

[red cloak]

🤨

[smoky matrix]

yummy texture

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

post please

[thin kelp]

[somber anvil]

Wtf

💀

[red cloak]

dude just put on fire aspect

[lament egret]

the good ol fire hand

[thin kelp]

la flame

[somber anvil]

Am more awake now

[vital roost]

KEEL

[smoky matrix]

hihi part 2

[vital roost]

we live in a society

[somber anvil]

Hi hi :3

[lament egret]

hii luna

[somber anvil]

Hi koe :3

[mild crystal]

getting robbed by angry yandere AI

[somber anvil]

Work starts in 20

[vital roost]

oh my god it's so pissed

[red cloak]

my eardrums just got blown out

[velvet quest]

Die anime girl

[vital roost]

i'm so sorry

[restive orbit]

lmao what

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Your mom

[mint musk]

girls doing astolfo cosplay

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

what

[red cloak]

this is probably my favorite video of all time

[mint musk]

no banana here :(

[smoky matrix]

:((

[vital roost]

gregilous,,,

gregimiah

[red cloak]

I gregolus

[red cloak]

noooo the monkey

[mild crystal]

fate apocrypha was a fucking mistake.

[vital roost]

no he has fire res !!

[thin kelp]

i love this

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

Its good dw

[vital roost]

you have to be so mad and so strong to punch thru that glass

[red cloak]

i think he had keys

could be wrong tho

[vital roost]

like in his fist?

[red cloak]

yea maybe idk

[mild crystal]

"i got a kid in my FUCKING car, and youre driving like an asshole and wanna video tape me? fuck you."
"...is that all?"

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[somber anvil]

Its either i go to work and get paid or stay home being lazy

[lament egret]

i just saw such a cursed vid

[thin kelp]

post

[smoky matrix]

yeahhh true

[lament egret]

no please

[restive orbit]

ashy have all the funny meme

[velvet quest]

Hot

[mild crystal]

show or be jailed

[thin kelp]

post

[lament egret]

im not posting its nsfw

[vital roost]

let's see it

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

dm me ??

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

[thin kelp]

dm me and my mom pls thanks

[lament egret]

aight give me a sec to scroll all the way back up

[somber anvil]

That scared me wtf is that

[red cloak]

this is def top 10

[thin kelp]

THIS VIDEO

[red cloak]

i have no idea

[restive orbit]

why though ok he gets revenge allg

[vital roost]

that's a really good one

[somber anvil]

Im scared now ;-;

Hiding behind blankie

[red cloak]

sorry luna :((

[vital roost]

i love the bonk

[somber anvil]

[red cloak]

its not real its just a video

[somber anvil]

Hnm

[mild crystal]

sorry i took over the wrong body

[thin kelp]

not for the faint of heart

[somber anvil]

Ok

[vital roost]

i'm a sucker for videos where someone hits someone else and there's just a bonk or a slap or something

[restive orbit]

that noise needed to play when i bonked that guy in gambit lmao

[red cloak]

same

[mild crystal]

that music legitimately gives me ass cancer

[thin kelp]

[mild crystal]

post this sucks come on

[lament egret]

kek or cringe

[thin kelp]

ok berkut, ok

[velvet quest]

Just saw someone got hit by a car and die

[mild crystal]

W

[lament egret]

heres my post

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

kitty

[mild crystal]

real

[vital roost]

@red cloak

[lament egret]

berkut are you posting a W as in win or a W as in what

[red cloak]

LIVE MAS

[thin kelp]

me in your house

[lament egret]

because the first one is funnier but sad

[vital roost]

[red cloak]

ok i was gonna send something horrific but i held back

[vital roost]

PLEASE dm me it

[mild crystal]

w in response to megus statement

[red cloak]

ok fine

[thin kelp]

W

[mild crystal]

i cant send almost anything cause its all nsfw

[thin kelp]

DM EVERYTHING

[lament egret]

stop having COCKS on your phone then

[red cloak]

its not nsfw its just awful and annoyig

[mild crystal]

titties actually

[thin kelp]

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

does anyone want the scatman's world template for videos

[thin kelp]

sure

[restive orbit]

[lament egret]

i forgor i had it

[somber anvil]

Borgor

[thin kelp]

thanks

[lament egret]

[thin kelp]

enjoy this as my appreciation

[restive orbit]

why he munch so quick

[lament egret]

im must consumem

[restive orbit]

[thin kelp]

SHEEEESH

[restive orbit]

oh damn

[thin kelp]

[restive orbit]

drippybara goes hard

[thin kelp]

[velvet quest]

Fear the live leak logo

[vital roost]

i want to play monkey soccer so bad

[thin kelp]

this is real footage from a soldier huh

[restive orbit]

😳

[thin kelp]

kinda wholesome

[vital roost]

awh that's actually kinda cute

[red cloak]

yea

[thin kelp]

[red cloak]

the get the hell outta here was actually kinda endearing

[thin kelp]

we're all just people man

[vital roost]

get out of my head get out of my head

[red cloak]

really though why are we the same person

[restive orbit]

[red cloak]

i call dibs cut it out

[vital roost]

fine i will make a new personality

[red cloak]

or just type faster

[restive orbit]

nyooooo

[vital roost]

my HANDS are COLD

[red cloak]

ahahahaha im dying

[velvet quest]

Based

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

this one made me laugh way harder than necessary

[restive orbit]

🥶

[thin kelp]

i love that sound effect

[red cloak]

Brazilian professor x

[thin kelp]

spongebob really has contributed a good amount to meme culture, its crazy

[void slate]

I love your mom

[thin kelp]

shes a nice woman

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

he doesn't need mind tricks anymore, he has surpassed the need

[restive orbit]

good song though 😳

[red cloak]

yea actually goes hard

[thin kelp]

@placid mica L

[red cloak]

imagine seeing this dude rollin around

[thin kelp]

mugged

[vital roost]

rip bozo trying to post phish links

[restive orbit]

yeah it happens way more than you think it would

[velvet quest]

Just saw another dude die

[somber anvil]

Sadge

[vital roost]

do they just throw on words that sound tech related "airdrop discord nitro by steam" ?? like wtf

[restive orbit]

im surprised i see it multiple times a day

[red cloak]

stop killin ppl

[restive orbit]

@placid mica

[velvet quest]

Nah some black guy shot a home invader, I haven’t killed anyone yet xd

[vital roost]

you are unhinged tho

[somber anvil]

[velvet quest]

True!!!!

[lament egret]

[restive orbit]

woffle

[velvet quest]

I’m going sicko mode

[red cloak]

no

[void slate]

Woofle

[vital roost]

careful this is the type of stuff cassie got banned for

[restive orbit]

foowel

[thin kelp]

what? its just a blue waffle

[void slate]

Indeed

[thin kelp]

wait cassie got banned

[restive orbit]

dont blame them, its feral

[red cloak]

good video

[restive orbit]

^

[void slate]

Wasn't cassie a mod

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

yeah, it's probs almost done soon tho

[thin kelp]

[mild crystal]

so is ghost recon wildlands worth it or is the game dog

[void slate]

I miss casette

[red cloak]

this video is prolly also top ten

[vital roost]

he got banned on the 29th for 30 days, so soon

[lament egret]

wait really

[restive orbit]

[somber anvil]

Not worth

[void slate]

What for?

[vital roost]

posting a bad gif

[void slate]

Oh no

[mild crystal]

im one step closer to entering a state of rage induced delirium

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/so-bad-facepalm-dismay-disappointed-ryan-reynolds-gif-16831760

[red cloak]

sick lemme know how it goes

[vital roost]

never forget the original

[mild crystal]

well if its anything like last time, probably fine

[red cloak]

that one is funnier

[vital roost]

how i'm trying to be

[lament egret]

guys a video knock you out like you just got punched

[vital roost]

what

[lament egret]

can we do scientific analyses to do so

[vital roost]

sure

[thin kelp]

https://checkboxrace.com/

[vital roost]

i have too many videos that are just black on the first frame and i have no idea what they are

[restive orbit]

lmao

[lament egret]

i made and posted a video that got me banned from the tf2 community server

its uh

[vital roost]

lmao how

[lament egret]

oh boy ashy you really wanna know

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

yes i am intrigued

[red cloak]

i need to know

[restive orbit]

baka

[thin kelp]

its a link

[lament egret]

back to dms ashy

[vital roost]

oh okay

[red cloak]

[thin kelp]

http://burymewithmymoney.com/

[thin kelp]

[red cloak]

im gettin in bed brb

[thin kelp]

real

[restive orbit]

born a gamer

[velvet quest]

What video

[vital roost]

i love this clip of snoop dog

[red cloak]

his reaction makes me lose it every time

[lament egret]

iris do you wanna see it too

[vital roost]

like that's obvs not the original gameplay clip but goddamn that webcam clip is so good

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IDZPG/119fb62a9b.png me when

[thin kelp]

L

[vital roost]

me when

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556584228137992195/933980008156921856/video0.mov how i'm trying to be

[thin kelp]

goated town theme

[restive orbit]

[thin kelp]

driftveil city gamers ✊

[lament egret]

wheres her parachute

[vital roost]

she doesn't need it

[thin kelp]

obv flying, cmon koe

[lament egret]

how does she land

[vital roost]

she's in creative koe

[lament egret]

wtf.....

[vital roost]

/gamemode creative

[thin kelp]

^

[restive orbit]

me when its not numbers anymore

[onyx schooner]

/gamerule ashyooStraight true

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556584228137992195/933980823252762644/video0.mov

[lament egret]

you killed ashy how could u

[vital roost]

this is how i imagine duckyi n the crucible

[restive orbit]

[onyx schooner]

epicing

[restive orbit]

lmao that is exactly what was happening

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/calebcity-fall-trip-oops-ouch-gif-16278237

[vital roost]

literally impossible

[mild crystal]

when nene is a wyvernian milf

[vital roost]

AYO THE PIZZA HERE

[thin kelp]

OW AH! OH-HO-HO, MY EARS BURN

[restive orbit]

i love pizza

[onyx schooner]

not me

[mild crystal]

not yet.

[onyx schooner]

[smoky matrix]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-bingus-combat-gif-24367941

[vital roost]

they fight

[thin kelp]

who will win

[vital roost]

bingus probs

[thin kelp]

true

[onyx schooner]

i want to air fry bingus

[mild crystal]

rare footage of pokemon caught fighting in the wild

[bitter heath]

isnt it just great when you're sat there staring at the wall and then your nose starts gushing blood

[vital roost]

mmm crujnchy

[onyx schooner]

make him crispy

[smoky matrix]

same

[vital roost]

yes.

[onyx schooner]

that happens to me a lot

[vital roost]

harvest the blood

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/morton-epic-win-east-freshman-gif-22133093

[mild crystal]

i had a nose bleed when i woke up abt an hr ago

[restive orbit]

:c

[vital roost]

sick mario clip

[bitter heath]

I've just had my fourth one today, its great

[lament egret]

harvest and consume

[mild crystal]

its pain bro

[bitter heath]

probably has something to do with the heat

[vital roost]

mmmm

[velvet quest]

Mario of the galaxy

[vital roost]

is it really dry there? that can cause them

[lament egret]

i havent had a nosebleed since 9th grade

[mild crystal]

i had a nosebleed at work and fucking got blood on one of the containers of chocolate cake

[lament egret]

itw as really funny actually when i got my nosebleed

[mild crystal]

lets change that

jk id never hit ladies
im a gentle freak of nature

[lament egret]

i was half conscious and i told my friend evin like "hey tell the teacher im going to bed" and i just slammed my face on the desk

[mild crystal]

LMAO

[vital roost]

do u guys want to see a meme i made in 8th grade when i was an idiot

[thin kelp]

if you think about it, noita is just terarria but wizard

[mild crystal]

no fuck you ash

[bitter heath]

thats about the same for me, before moving into this house I hadnt had one since I had finished school three years earlier

[thin kelp]

yes i do

[vital roost]

okay

[thin kelp]

this isnt real

[lament egret]

new york do be giving me no nosebleeds more migraines than ever !

[mild crystal]

get milked megu

[vital roost]

@red cloak i got your milk

[velvet quest]

Get milked bozo

[thin kelp]

this is from the tv series cobra kai, currently streaming exclusively on netflix

[mild crystal]

leave ny now

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556584228137992195/933981734389817375/video0.mov

[onyx schooner]

its real

[thin kelp]

actually funny

[lament egret]

cant !

[bitter heath]

cobra kai is pretty good, havent seen any of the new season yet though

[vital roost]

yes i bit into a glue stick for this meme

[mild crystal]

you are

[onyx schooner]

sure u did

[vital roost]

8th grade went so hard

[mild crystal]

ill escort u with my slick body snatcher skills

[vital roost]

wait it was 9th grade biology**

[bitter heath]

just NA things

[thin kelp]

uh if its my semi first time playing terarria should i go journey or not

[vital roost]

NO

[restive orbit]

how does this happen

[lament egret]

i just read a hogwarts castle x squid fanfic im gonna

[vital roost]

journey is like creative mode in minecraft

[restive orbit]

no

[thin kelp]

ew

[mild crystal]

ash is the physical personification of the american education system

[vital roost]

too real

[bitter heath]

do the hardest difficulty

or you're a pussy

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

get told you're super smart all of your life
do the hardest classes
crossdress and be unemployed

[mild crystal]

blind run hardest difficulty ot u a bitch

[velvet quest]

Get milked bozo

[onyx schooner]

me except for no crossdressing

[thin kelp]

me except i live in a trash can

[mild crystal]

i did a lot of tough and rough courses and turned out to never use what i learned

[vital roost]

master terraria is the best way to play vanilla

[restive orbit]

im not very smart sadly

[onyx schooner]

playing vanilla is a waste of time other than a singular playthrough

[lament egret]

oh my

[vital roost]

but also if it's your first time you might want to lower the diff

[bitter heath]

but modded is the most fun you can have with the game

[vital roost]

real

[onyx schooner]

oh my goodness gracious

[vital roost]

when the when the me i when at the me when

[mild crystal]

went from young and quite bright berkut to going on discord and meeting femboys

[velvet quest]

Avoid?

[vital roost]

yes and now we're bffs berk

[vital roost]

FISH BOOMERANG

[mild crystal]

you and some others are the only femboys ill tolerate ash

[mild crystal]

the other, unfamiliar freaks can be thrown into the box with delirium

[vital roost]

he's so talented

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaKzfCBUIU

[vital roost]

fren :)

[red cloak]

Am back

[vital roost]

welcome back ryf how is bed

[red cloak]

It’s cold

[mild crystal]

to cross this new diviiiide

[vital roost]

warm !!

[restive orbit]

[velvet quest]

Innocent man gets punched and then forced to take it up the ass

[vital roost]

gotta use your body heat to warm the bed ez

[mild crystal]

megu moment

[thin kelp]

[bitter heath]

but he isnt innocent, he's literally trying to beat up that woman

[restive orbit]

can confirm

[vital roost]

post dripping

[red cloak]

I’ve seen some fights in ambulances but never anything like this lmao

[thin kelp]

ong

[red cloak]

I’m tryingggg

[vital roost]

@red cloak

[red cloak]

Tytyty :0

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

too bad you can't have it because of your kd !!

[red cloak]

D:

[restive orbit]

damn

[bitter heath]

I'll be back, my nose started bleeding again so I am going to call up work and cancel my shift

[restive orbit]

unlucky ig
bozo moment

[vital roost]

oop stay safe rick

[mild crystal]

actually pain dude

[vital roost]

goddamn i love eric andre

[red cloak]

Yea feel better Rick

[restive orbit]

he commits to the funny

[red cloak]

They bringin Eric Andre onto the jackass movie

[vital roost]

YEAH I SAW

[red cloak]

I am Very excited for that

[vital roost]

i didn't grow up on jackass but eric andre is so funny so i'll probably watch

[restive orbit]

relatable

[red cloak]

I saw jackass way younger than I should have

[vital roost]

i think i've only watched the first one

[velvet quest]

Final fantasy sex scene interrupts Italian zoom meeting

[red cloak]

Yea what’s the deal with that

[vital roost]

i am saddened to say i have that video

[velvet quest]

I don’t have it but I’ve seen it

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

i could go for some seareed steak

[red cloak]

I’ve only seen references someone fill me in

[vital roost]

then make it

[mild crystal]

ill make you.

[vital roost]

someone hacked a zoom meeting and put in ff porn scene at an italian politician/academia thing

[restive orbit]

idk if i want to see this funny or not

[red cloak]

Quality

[velvet quest]

Nope it was part of the conference

Very important business

[red cloak]

Intended

[restive orbit]

wait no ive seen it already nvm

yeah thats comedy

[bitter heath]

shift cancelled

[vital roost]

shift cancelled, shitposting time

[velvet quest]

Driftveil goes hard

[bitter heath]

exactly.

[red cloak]

[restive orbit]

[velvet quest]

But not as hard as opelucid

[bitter heath]

speaking of pokemon themes

[restive orbit]

They said you wouldn't amount to much @restive orbit, but you just advanced to level 20 ! So there's that.

[bitter heath]

the shadow triad being robbed of a battle theme is the biggest crime

[restive orbit]

@vital roost what level are you?

[vital roost]

66

[velvet quest]

[bitter heath]

they give them an encounter theme but not a battle one, it's criminal

[restive orbit]

:O

[vital roost]

i'm like top 3 active people in here

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4Qv7_ILzw&t=96s

[restive orbit]

lol

[velvet quest]

Pee

[restive orbit]

give me like a month and ill join you

if i just talk 24 hours a day

ez

[velvet quest]

Simp!

[vital roost]

i think it's based on like recent activity

[restive orbit]

wait there is a leaderboard for top most active people

[bitter heath]

the experience is randomly generated based on the number of messages each minute

[thin kelp]

yo wtf is up with firefox

[bitter heath]

I believe

[thin kelp]

not loading anything at all

[restive orbit]

damn

[thin kelp]

this server

[restive orbit]

is that past month?

[vital roost]

oh my god that discrepancy between 1 and 2 i feel nasty

[red cloak]

[thin kelp]

?

[restive orbit]

yeah you too good

[bitter heath]

I hit level 25 this morning, even though I take like month long breaks from the server

[vital roost]

2 weeks i believe

[velvet quest]

Where am I at

[restive orbit]

damn

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

what is that

[vital roost]

29

i meant to reply to iris

[bitter heath]

damn, crazy

[velvet quest]

Based

[restive orbit]

you have typed 1/6 of all your messages all together in this server in the past 2 weeks

[thin kelp]

ok i cant say anything

[red cloak]

I’m gonna sleep now I’m abt to pass out cya gn

[vital roost]

well a lot has happened in the past 2 weeks tbf

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

BYE BYE RYF SLEEP WELL

[restive orbit]

[thin kelp]

pls remember to recite the incantations. otherwise amogus will appear in front of your door

[red cloak]

I’ll try to

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

i will make sure you do from your walls

[restive orbit]

hope it gets better for you

[velvet quest]

Real

[vital roost]

it seems to be

[restive orbit]

yayy

thats good

[velvet quest]

[mild crystal]

getting robbed by yanderes again

[vital roost]

berk are you okay

[mild crystal]

currently attempting to beat a survival horror without running

as in, i can only crouch walk

[vital roost]

i know which one you're talking about

i played that one a little

[mild crystal]

i really like it but god damn it this is brutal to do when you cannot physically outrun her

[vital roost]

just, be better?

[mild crystal]

second highest difficulty too
if im gonna win, im gonna do it the right way

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

not even highest?

[mild crystal]

locked for some reason

[vital roost]

o

[lament egret]

berkut are you playing fnaf

[mild crystal]

ill block you if you ever disrespect me like that again

no im not playing fnaf you sick freak

[lament egret]

god DAMN

[velvet quest]

[strange finch]

hppy not die : )

[velvet quest]

Rhino poop

[lament egret]

ring pop

[velvet quest]

[restive orbit]

im typing so slow atm for some reason

at my limit

[velvet quest]

[velvet quest]

Prank em John

[restive orbit]

bruh

it was just playing dead

bozo moment

[cold cipher]

actually real tho

[vital roost]

hi ares

[cold cipher]

hiya

[void slate]

Ares or Aren'ts

[cold cipher]

also i started ep 4 but now i have to finish that calc hw

[velvet quest]

I know it is

[cold cipher]

[thin kelp]

https://twitter.com/FrancescoDonald/status/1483446600777310211?s=20

Ducktor Naldush (@FrancescoDonald)

anyway, on lighter news, have you heard about the Tifa Lockhart hentai video that was accidentally shown during a meeting of the Italian senate yesterday

Retweets

10312

Likes

32768

Twitter · Jan 18, 2022, 2:30 PM

[vital roost]

we were talking about it earlier

[thin kelp]

not showing it here obv, but click the link

ah nice

dude i could almost make out the discord server

i imagine itll prob be bombarded

[velvet quest]

That would involve me going to Twitter dot com and that’s no good

[thin kelp]

[cold cipher]

LMAO

[thin kelp]

twitter is good for things... yknow... 😳

[restive orbit]

it played for so long before they did something about it

[lament egret]

i saw the original video

[thin kelp]

boomer reaction time

[restive orbit]

and then the audio continued regardless

[lament egret]

i saw both the original and the reaction

[thin kelp]

😳

another nsfw artist to add to my collection

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-mind-stone-last-stone-infinity-gauntlet-gif-15735729

[thin kelp]

real

[velvet quest]

Good for setting on fire and burning all of its users, yes

[bitter heath]

good for introducing stupid ideas, NFT profile pictures for example

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nft-nfts-nft-meme-yakuza-gif-24264617

[velvet quest]

All Twitter is stupid ideas bred by stupider people

[bitter heath]

DUDE I FORGOT HOW BIG THE PHONE IS

[thin kelp]

GANGSTA PHONE FOR GANGSTA USER

[lament egret]

psychopath

[onyx schooner]

cant wait to see his channel and community die 🙏

[velvet quest]

Same

[restive orbit]

hasnt posted in over a year lol

at least on the productions channel

but yeah still getting at least a million views per video on the podcast channel

[velvet quest]

Well now he’s a soyjack so those views will be dropping soon

[restive orbit]

whats a soyjack?

[smoky matrix]

that is a soyjack

[restive orbit]

makes sense

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/thealexera-soyjak-surprised-amazed-wojak-gif-19919803

Basically beta men making fools of themselves turned into drawings

[vital roost]

oh my fucking god

[restive orbit]

i see

[void slate]

Death

[velvet quest]

Cope cope cope cope

[velvet quest]

What

[vital roost]

i hate it

[velvet quest]

[restive orbit]

yeah i dont think its likeable

in any way

[mild crystal]

just a normal day in sufferville usa

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

this game is actually phenomenal though

alpha stage too

[sharp vale]

Just Slenderman with blue tint

[mild crystal]

well not really

so its kinda like slender in a way, at least in the page collecting department

[velvet quest]

I shitted in my pants, oooh, I am for real

[smoky matrix]

Get unreal please

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/osomatsu-san-ososan-get-real-get-fake-gif-22232202

[vital roost]

HOW

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-23495328

[lament egret]

why did someone just airdrop their picture of their baby to me

[velvet quest]

Follow this simple guide both forward and in reverse at the same time

[lament egret]

im so confused

[smoky matrix]

menu

[velvet quest]

Do you eat babies lemur

[smoky matrix]

no.

[lament egret]

whos baby is this wtf

[smoky matrix]

show the baby

[lament egret]

i dont want to text them back

[vital roost]

i wanna see the baby koe

[lament egret]

what why

[vital roost]

why not

[smoky matrix]

baby review

[velvet quest]

Is it an ugly baby? We must know

[vital roost]

we must see it koemi

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

hi berk

[mild crystal]

what fatherless behavior is going on here

[lament egret]

i got texted a pic of someones baby

[thin kelp]

WHOM PING

[lament egret]

completely out of nowhere

[thin kelp]

lmao

you shouldve said ugly baby and then block

[lament egret]

bro no

[vital roost]

LETS SEE IT

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

WHY

[thin kelp]

DO THE ROAR

[velvet quest]

SHOW THE BABY

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-i-would-like-to-see-the-baby-gif-15848002

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/you-give-me-that-baby-ella-payne-house-of-payne-gimme-the-baby-i-want-that-baby-gif-20021333

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-dean-dean-winchester-baby-infant-toddler-gif-13770950

[lament egret]

damn ok lemur

[velvet quest]

Gradual progression

[thin kelp]

lemur

[smoky matrix]

its nothing personal

[velvet quest]

Polite, demanding, violent

[lament egret]

deleting this btw

[velvet quest]

That baby has fat legs

[vital roost]

why did you cross out its face

it's a baby bro

[velvet quest]

Yeah but those are fat legs even for a baby

[vital roost]

does look a little older

[velvet quest]

Show the baby face

Also I like how you crossed out the face and not the phone number

[lament egret]

yeah good thing i deleted it huh !

[velvet quest]

Too late I’ve already contacted the mother!!!!

[smoky matrix]

calling the mother and telling her the baby has fat legs rn

[velvet quest]

Your words not mine 💀

[velvet quest]

Slander, and not the based kind

[thin kelp]

wait i didnt see the baby i went back to the witcher

[velvet quest]

I’ll see you in court you son of a bitch

[vital roost]

what's the based kind of slander

[smoky matrix]

:)

[velvet quest]

Extortion

[thin kelp]

libel

[vital roost]

extortion is kinda based you're right

[lament egret]

what're you gonna do

extort me for my $2

[vital roost]

yes.

[lament egret]

no wait i was kidding please i need that

[vital roost]

too late !

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pieface23-shh-out-played-gif-19939921

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-class-lets-go-happy-to-sad-guy-yelling-gif-21673589

[bitter heath]

thats class

[mild crystal]

gotta get the power on like its tranzit
and then get stabbed to death like last time

[smoky matrix]

the stabber becomes the stabbed

[velvet quest]

That’s hot

[vital roost]

i need to stab someone

[bitter heath]

come to australia and do it, cops dont get them often

[vital roost]

omw !

[mild crystal]

game said i cant stab her, but maybe ill be able to push her out a window

[smoky matrix]

unreal

[mild crystal]

guerilla tactics

[velvet quest]

That’s hotter

[bitter heath]

I love pushing people out windows on the upper floors of 10+ storey buildings

[mild crystal]

real

[vital roost]

make it look like an accident

[mild crystal]

no bitch that shits gonna be on purpose

[velvet quest]

That’s for pussies, you do it and own it

[lament egret]

spaeking of stabbing

[vital roost]

can i push you out of a window berk

[lament egret]

i need to boot up mhw 💀

[mild crystal]

i come in with the full intent to make it look like i did it
who's shes gonna tell, the feds?

[thin kelp]

i come back

[mild crystal]

you can try but

[vital roost]

hi post how are you feeling

[velvet quest]

If you go to court, just say “your honor, cry about it”

[mild crystal]

i dont usually implore one to act on murder

[hollow igloo]

chargeblade gang wya

[velvet quest]

The victim was cringe your honor

[thin kelp]

the doctors told me i got cancer
||i shouldve stopped reading this chat ||

[smoky matrix]

chargeblade fun

[thin kelp]

ping?

[vital roost]

cancer from density 2 chat

[hollow igloo]

i go in between
CB and when im feeling saucy i use a Peak Performance LS

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

(do you actually have cancer)

[lament egret]

hammer bonk gang

[velvet quest]

Detsinywsy 2?

[bitter heath]

I caught ball cancer from #💬destiny-chat

[lament egret]

contract ballzheimers from the density 2 chat

[thin kelp]

no cancer is not in my balls thankfully

[vital roost]

thank god

[hollow igloo]

i love having hammer teammates so they can take aggro

[bitter heath]

it is in mine

[velvet quest]

Ball cancer immediatley

[thin kelp]

😳

is this the true cbt

[lament egret]

iris i forgor were you there in the ballsheimers vog raid or was that ren

[vital roost]

cancer fucking sucks, i knew a guy who lost a testicle because of it

[bitter heath]

cbt from the cancer cells attacking my future children

[hollow igloo]

density 2 + cbt

[velvet quest]

That was me, I was the one that started the ballsheimers saying

[thin kelp]

[lament egret]

YEAH

[hollow igloo]

wait =

[lament egret]

i knew it omg

[cold cipher]

cancer sucks in general, one of those things i feel like most of us will contract inevitably as we get older

[thin kelp]

i make a lot of jokes but im genuinely thankful it wasnt anything serious

[velvet quest]

I still rewatch that vid from time to time

[lament egret]

three-peaking the gorgons is still my favorite edit

[cold cipher]

so many different types of cancer and its so demoralizing to see so many people contract it

hopefully theyll find a cure for it in the future tho

[vital roost]

my family thankfully doesn't have a track record of cancer at all, my grandfather had it but that was because he smoked like 4 packs of cigarettes a day

[thin kelp]

cure for cancer will be the next true innovation, or alzheimers/dementia or any physically debilitating disease

[cold cipher]

it has a lot to do with diet tbh

[vital roost]

the problem with the cure for cancer is that EVERY cancer is so different from one another

[velvet quest]

My friends family has a track record of Alzheimer’s and I get to make fun of him for it when he’s in an old person home

[thin kelp]

gotta find the cancer #1

[vital roost]

yeah but a track record of cancer gives you a very high chance at cancer later in life too

[thin kelp]

my male family mostly have male pattern baldness

[hollow igloo]

can't send gif sadge

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/933957230703820890/tenor_1.gif

[velvet quest]

Bald post ninja moment

[cold cipher]

that too, but its funny because the largest amount of smokers is in China, but the us is one of the top countries for people who get cancer

[thin kelp]

each bop that cat makes is another strand lost

[onyx schooner]

[cold cipher]

i blame the american diet

[vital roost]

yeah but they don't exactly,, publish every death and keep records that well...

[bitter heath]

@thin kelp same, thats why I grew my hair out to the point where in a ponytail it reaches past my shoulderblades cause I dont want any chance of it showing at the age of 19

[thin kelp]

whadya mean brother

[thin kelp]

big brain

[cold cipher]

good point, but at the same time people in China are overall way more healthy/active, especially into the older ages than Americans

[bitter heath]

but I'm sure if I run my hand through my hair right now I'll pull out atleast ten strands

[thin kelp]

its the rhino horn for sure

[cold cipher]

the tiger claw and shark fin too fr

[vital roost]

tru tru

[lament egret]

my genes gave me curly hair but its near impossible to make it in a ponytail

[sharp vale]

There's literally chemicals in popular foods that make you addicted to food and cause levels or cortisol and depressions

[bitter heath]

mommy loba

[thin kelp]

fake news, my big mac would never do this to me

[sharp vale]

Carcinogens are also through the roof in every product in the united states

[lament egret]

oh my goodness gracious

[thin kelp]

[cold cipher]

oh yea also the decrease in testosterone production has been decreasing since like the 1900s lol im surprised more people dont talk about it

[sharp vale]

Y'all ever seen the labels on some products that say "this product may cause cancer?"

[lament egret]

oh shit my balls

[cold cipher]

thats only the beginning tbh so many other health detriments because of the modern diet

[thin kelp]

not you too

[sharp vale]

Because that's seemingly what (conspiracy) the hidden boys in power want man

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-giorgio-conspiracion-memealiens-aliens-history-historychannel-gif-9621737

[sharp vale]

It's no secret that people in power are deranged mfers and it's no secret that certain organizations abuse young people especially males

It's probably trying to emasculate more dudes for whatever purpose

[thin kelp]

im pretty sure iron man has that covered my guy

[cold cipher]

im kinda sad tbh looking back at 1980s you can clearly see a marked difference in overall health/body stature

[sharp vale]

I hate conspiracies and weird wacky stuff like that but genuinely there's just too many cases of this that makes it hard to deny

[thin kelp]

true, guys were built tough, could take hits

[sharp vale]

Men back in the day were overall taller and had very rugged physiques

[cold cipher]

there was a really good video i think ab jfks program in schools for pe and they look completely different from what people look like now

[bitter heath]

and now we're dropping from ball cancer

[sharp vale]

These days there's dudes who have extremely feminine body structures

[cold cipher]

yep, most people would now have to take peds to look remotely close now

[thin kelp]

what're peds

[cold cipher]

performance enhancing drugs

[thin kelp]

ah

[sharp vale]

Back then steroids were considered a legend as well

[thin kelp]

true they did use a shit ton of steroids

[sharp vale]

No

[cold cipher]

things like testosterone/steroids to look like the people of the 1990s because their natural test production was so much higher

[sharp vale]

I mean back then steroids were just a legend

[smoky matrix]

sandstorm moment

[sharp vale]

Like people didn't think it was a legitimate thing

[smoky matrix]

I remember that happening in sydney when I was younger

[lament egret]

ah dude he must be so lucky living in breaking bad, can you believe they made mexico a real place

[vital roost]

that's actually really pretty

[sharp vale]

Back then people would be so superstitious about steroids because they were so rare and unbelievable

[thin kelp]

NOT FALSE

[vital roost]

wtf

[bitter heath]

it was like that back in 2019/2020 with the fires @smoky matrix

that was a hellish time to take a holiday to the east coast

[cold cipher]

its becoming more normalized now which is good and bad

[sharp vale]

Back then soldiers would also be given steroids and mfs would think they were super human

[smoky matrix]

I haven't been to syd for like 6 years so I missed all that but one day when I was in like year 2 it was just orange

[sharp vale]

That's why captain America became a concept

[smoky matrix]

we had to have lunch and recess inside 🤬

[cold cipher]

good because a more regulated substance is overall good for the health but bad because so many people are now wrecking their overall health/natural test production

[sharp vale]

Bc america were giving mfers insane amount of drugs and steroids

[cold cipher]

like so many people still think celebrities dont take peds for their roles when its extremely common in the industry

[sharp vale]

I was accused of using peds once LOL

Bc people thought that it was insane how fast I developed my physique

[thin kelp]

i mean if you can take a good hit anywhere that isnt your balls, you're fine

[cold cipher]

same with influencers, fuck even jeff bezos is on the capri sun

[lament egret]

its a joke pls

im trying to find the exact video

[sharp vale]

Literally everyone with money and power is on a supplement

[vital roost]

NO IM NOT MAD LOL

[sharp vale]

It's not as hidden as you think

[cold cipher]

guy literally looks like a jacked lex luthor at like 60💀