💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[vital roost]

viva le revolucion...,,

i think i messed that up

[onyx schooner]

yes, dumbass

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

Vive La France 🇫🇷

[mild crystal]

viva la reemur

[smoky matrix]

Get real

[vital roost]

[onyx schooner]

[mild crystal]

im real
im just in your head, rent free

[velvet quest]

La cretura

[vital roost]

i'm cutting off the water

[mild crystal]

pls no

[smoky matrix]

Please pay rent this is your final warning

[vital roost]

too late.

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

berkut don't u have work to go to

[mild crystal]

yes and im stalling cause i dont wanna go

[vital roost]

but moners,,,

[mild crystal]

fuck it man, someones gotta do it

[vital roost]

that's a good mindset

[onyx schooner]

me when the https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830999937323106324/930664450485284874/video0-31.mov

[mild crystal]

im just so comfy man

[vital roost]

god i love this video

[velvet quest]

7 dabloons

[onyx schooner]

thUDTUHUDHUD

[vital roost]

why is the rope inside the grap

[mild crystal]

the sound of nene’s footsteps

[vital roost]

is that a grope

[onyx schooner]

they put da rope inside da grape

[storm panther]

A what

[vital roost]

they did surgery to a grape

[vital roost]

a grope (rope in grape)

what else would it be

[storm panther]

ah

[storm panther]

a grope (good rope)

[vital roost]

this fella is holding at least 6 shmackeroos

[wind axle]

A grope

[vital roost]

hi frost

[storm panther]

hi frost

[wind axle]

Hello fellow Chad gamers

[vital roost]

we love poggersfrost

[wind axle]

Me when I

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

R E A L

[velvet quest]

Bope

[vital roost]

[wind axle]

I am losing my mind

[vital roost]

same !

[storm panther]

I'll see you this april

[vital roost]

is that a double barrel

[wind axle]

Oh yeah you're in nap

[storm panther]

nap?

[wind axle]

It is Manny from squiggame

[vital roost]

squiggggamem..

[wind axle]

Wait shit which poly are you from again

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/getreal-rodrick-doawk-meme-gif-22961418

[vital roost]

get real

[storm panther]

The better one

[wind axle]

get fake

[wind axle]

🤨 🤨 🤨

[storm panther]

sp

[wind axle]

Oh yeah

I only put 2 sp courses in my 12 choices

[vital roost]

this u @wind axle

[wind axle]

Lmao

[storm panther]

Damn

[vital roost]

is this your father

is your father pogger and your mother frost

[storm panther]

To be fair I only put 1 as my second choice

[wind axle]

My father is my mother

[vital roost]

is your mother your father

[wind axle]

I mean what

[storm panther]

Frost born through cell mytosis

[vital roost]

frost born thru asexual means

[wind axle]

I used to be an amoeba

[storm panther]

Frost's origins finally revealed

[signal seal]

now you're billions of amoeba

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/boyfroom-alcatraz-monumentmythos-alcatraz-attack-gif-23433613

[vital roost]

the frost origin story

[storm panther]

Hi bing

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

hi ducky

[restive orbit]

hey hey

[vital roost]

asexual mfers be like: 0 variation

(this is a biology joke not a sexuality joke)

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

how's you

[restive orbit]

its a bit of an L bozo moment

dont really get a choice

[mild crystal]

ash moment

[vital roost]

bacteria are L bozos

[restive orbit]

fax

[restive orbit]

is good

[vital roost]

:D

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

every moment is an ash moment

i stay winning

[restive orbit]

💯 💯 🔥

[storm panther]

[restive orbit]

imagine getting that from a bad server

[restive orbit]

[storm panther]

Emote is emote

[restive orbit]

no

[storm panther]

Yes

[restive orbit]

[storm panther]

[restive orbit]

no

[storm panther]

Aw

Maybe next time

[restive orbit]

doubt

[storm panther]

[vital roost]

me?

[restive orbit]

you what

[vital roost]

nvm

[restive orbit]

[storm panther]

Can I?

Oh nvm

[restive orbit]

if you were asking if that no was directed towards you, then no
if you werent asking that, then yes

[storm panther]

[restive orbit]

F

[storm panther]

Waking up does that to you

[velvet quest]

I have finally got all the shards I need to catch groudon and kyogre

[restive orbit]

reality be like

[mild crystal]

w

[velvet quest]

And of course kyogre knows aqua ring

[vital roost]

[restive orbit]

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

waiting for lid to whine abt astolfo motes like

[vital roost]

lid can stay mad

[restive orbit]

my only response is 'cry more'

[velvet quest]

I named kyogre Boolin

[mild crystal]

lid’s delicious tears

dont ask

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/ID6UV/50ad6391b5.jpg

rise fun game

[velvet quest]

And groudon has rest

[storm panther]

Lid's tears yummy

[onyx schooner]

just get the critical capture charm and first try each legendary :)

[velvet quest]

Lol

I caught it first ball

Incredible really

[vital roost]

i'm so proud of you

[onyx schooner]

[velvet quest]

I already have that charm, I’m only missing shiny charm

[thin kelp]

mighty fine job there, kiddo

[onyx schooner]

would rather die than go for the shiny charm

[mild crystal]

tldr, old man lid doesnt like anime motes

[warped aspen]

i got the shiny charm in ultra sun... and in shield

[onyx schooner]

shield lol

[mild crystal]

L

[vital roost]

then perish

[velvet quest]

I’ll get the shiny charm when bdsp get home support

[warped aspen]

i made a living dex in shield

[vital roost]

isn’t shiny charm all shinies

[mild crystal]

no…

[onyx schooner]

no just a better chance

[velvet quest]

It just increases chances at getting a shiny

[warped aspen]

shiny charm only affects eggs in bdsp

[vital roost]

how do you get it

[mild crystal]

complete pokedex

[vital roost]

that’s what i meant*

[restive orbit]

just like them then, so ez

[onyx schooner]

complete national dex

[velvet quest]

Complete the national dex

[vital roost]

ah

[mild crystal]

L

[vital roost]

i never went for stuff like that in pokémon

[warped aspen]

in all other games up until bdsp, the shiny charm works on all encounters... but in bdsp it only affects hatching eggs

[onyx schooner]

bad

[mild crystal]

i went for shiny charm and every item/viable comp build

still never got to go to nationals

[signal seal]

completing dex is like, impossible

[mild crystal]

🧢

[onyx schooner]

it requires friends, so maybe for u

[vital roost]

what kind of lunchable do i eat

[signal seal]

not even on pokemon go did i complete dex and i used to spoof

[velvet quest]

I’m currently working on completeing a living dex, not a shiny living one

[mild crystal]

simply have two consoles and two separate copies of a game

[restive orbit]

[velvet quest]

Yep

[signal seal]

my friend doesn't have a gameboy with a kazaam thank you

[warped aspen]

[velvet quest]

I have two ds’s and I bough both versions of the games up till sword

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

carbonated drinks right

[thin kelp]

who wants free soda

[vital roost]

i don’t drink

[thin kelp]

you can have fizzy h20
spicy water

[exotic leaf]

[warped aspen]

fizzy chips

[velvet quest]

I still have not done a contest in pearl

[queen osprey]

contests are a big waste of time

[warped aspen]

literally any deoxys you see in bdsp rn https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663665576517959690/932380141097746472/Video_3228_www.reddit.watch.mp4

[signal seal]

Yo Deoxys is pretty sick, but which one is the good one defense one?

[warped aspen]

100% bonafide sus

[thin kelp]

[warped aspen]

speed or attack

[signal seal]

[queen osprey]

hacked in

[velvet quest]

Attack

[warped aspen]

but not in swsh

[signal seal]

Pat

[queen osprey]

since you cant obtain deoxys rn

[velvet quest]

Speed sucks

[warped aspen]

yep

[signal seal]

[queen osprey]

[onyx schooner]

speed looks cool tho so it it wins

[signal seal]

i jpegged it for you

[thin kelp]

nice

[queen osprey]

speed does look the coolest

[mild crystal]

i really get to work and then theres no delivery truck

[warped aspen]

but in swsh deoxys, like mewtwo, is utterly outclassed by calyrex-shadow

[thin kelp]

what are you guys talking about, def deoxys looks the coolest

[onyx schooner]

sounds like a swsh pokemon so literally irrelevant

[vital roost]

what do you do then?

[mild crystal]

speed deoxys sets up spikes and rocks and then dies so gg

[queen osprey]

i am lost in the sauce when it comes to swsh pokemon

[mild crystal]

consume a bag of fries while i wait

[queen osprey]

even sun moon pokemon

[warped aspen]

[vital roost]

triple zamazenta or bust

[queen osprey]

lool

[onyx schooner]

play a better game

[velvet quest]

Sword and shield sucks ass

[warped aspen]

this is just aram lol

[thin kelp]

karma for playing LoL

[queen osprey]

my queues are always 5+

on oce

[warped aspen]

oh hey as soon as it passed 10 minutes the yellow went away

[vital roost]

dead game

[warped aspen]

more players than density

[onyx schooner]

ratio

[mild crystal]

league L

[thin kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788613302753558572/932152051775979571/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[onyx schooner]

i considered reinstalling noita but like... idk

[warped aspen]

sorry i dont play poptropica anymore

[velvet quest]

[queen osprey]

espeon is rubbish

[onyx schooner]

translate into freedom language ty

[vital roost]

espeon is trash

[warped aspen]

espeon is trash tier but umbreon is god tier

[onyx schooner]

understandable have a nice day

[warped aspen]

competitively speaking

[vital roost]

ok chat what's the best pokemon competitive tier

UU gang

[velvet quest]

Espeon is good because she is pink and psychic and looks cool :)

[warped aspen]

AG troll teams

[vital roost]

based

[velvet quest]

Also defensive Pokémon are for unbased people

[thin kelp]

try it, but i expect to die multiple times, its part of the fun

[vital roost]

noita looks cool as fuck

[thin kelp]

shouldve won the steam award too smh

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

Ashyoo always in da chat

[thin kelp]

tbh when i was a kid, everyone knew about basic type matchups
but I thought i was hot shit for knowing that quick attack made your pokemon go first

[vital roost]

lfg chat is my coping mechanism

[sharp vale]

Gonna be mine too

[velvet quest]

Bope

[mild crystal]

im a ou/uu kinda guy

[cold cipher]

@smoky matrix i am starting the new episode

[vital roost]

i'm an uwu kinda guy

[mild crystal]

lc too

[vital roost]

new demon slayer ep?

[cold cipher]

yes

[smoky matrix]

I just watched it like 20 min ago

[signal iris]

[vital roost]

was very good

[smoky matrix]

Hope you like it

[lament egret]

my throat hurty

[vital roost]

cereal

[smoky matrix]

remove throat

[cold cipher]

i was in dsc for 4 hours having the time of my life like i have never laughed so hard in density before but now i can watch my epic anime

[vital roost]

why were you there for so long

[smoky matrix]

wha happened

[cold cipher]

not gonna go into too much detail cuz off topic so ill prolly expand in dms but we were basically going for a duo flaw but we were both being stupid and monkeying

but im so glad i found this guy because hes genuinely fun to play with

[vital roost]

ah who was it with

[cold cipher]

uh i cant say his name

[vital roost]

is he banned here

[cold cipher]

i dont think so but his name is like

[vital roost]

gotcha

will check on raid report

[cold cipher]

ye just check the latest dscs

[vital roost]

ares u know you can curse in this channel

[cold cipher]

but i am 14 and i like to keep it pg-13

[normal fern]

Goat

[vital roost]

my bad my bad

[cold cipher]

👍

[vital roost]

i will murder all goats

[cold cipher]

anyways i watch new ep now epic

[vast orchid]

You
You are cool

[smoky matrix]

enjoy :D

[vital roost]

byebye hope u enjoy

[thin kelp]

lotta sus in this chat for underage peeps

🤨

[smoky matrix]

new AoT ep was kinda cool too

[vast orchid]

Sussy baka

[mild crystal]

magic bounce babyyy

[onyx schooner]

but goats are g-
goats are goated

[vital roost]

ok chichi

[onyx schooner]

blocked

[vital roost]

not if i do it first

[normal fern]

Isn’t basically everyone on this server underage tho?

[vital roost]

all density players are 12 yes

[thin kelp]

12 and three quarters pls and thank you

[vital roost]

my bad post

[thin kelp]

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

remember when this game had less children and a almost every lfg said “no kids”

[normal fern]

Be overage

[cold cipher]

NEZUKO MY QUEEN UGHHH

[vital roost]

I DO

[cold cipher]

mane these drawing artist people dont get paid enough

[restive orbit]

sounds like comedy

[vital roost]

too real

[mild crystal]

lets go back to that.

[thin kelp]

based take

[mild crystal]

manager says i can go home if truck isnt here by 1am

[vital roost]

that's like 4 hours from now right

[restive orbit]

time to speedrun

[mild crystal]

something of the sort

[vital roost]

or like 3

or 2 maybe

[thin kelp]

US be like

[sharp vale]

Guys

[vital roost]

i don't remember what timezone berk is in

[cold cipher]

no but seriously idk if you know mappa but theyre doing aot, jjk, and some other animes and im seriously worried about their work-life imbalance

[vital roost]

yeet

[thin kelp]

shits so big, you go a state down and its a different country

[cold cipher]

work-life depression and suicide is already so well documented in japan but its so ingrained into their culture that it's saddening to witness

[sharp vale]

L

[vast orchid]

2 hours and a half

[vital roost]

they know what they did

[restive orbit]

rip goats

[thin kelp]

thats just the culture, but im pretty sure theres nonprofits and orgs trying to change that notion while still respecting it

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo let's move into a big house with Berkeley and other ppl and become dreadstiny streamers to make money

I call the parking space though

[vital roost]

okay why not

[signal iris]

hi

[vital roost]

hi claire

[onyx schooner]

hi claire

[sharp vale]

Okay but y'all have to come to Texas because housing here is cheap

[thin kelp]

i call dibs on the peanuts

[cold cipher]

yea, honestly tho and its admirable because of how much their culture values respect and hard work

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

Big house for 180k where anywhere else it would be like 300k

[vast orchid]

Imagine having reasonable housing prices

[thin kelp]

i dont want a house, i want to buy LAND

[mild crystal]

i want to live in a hut, far away from anyone

[vast orchid]

🇺🇸

[normal fern]

Fuck this is cute

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner give me money

[sharp vale]

🏈

[thin kelp]

DAM RIGHT

[vast orchid]

Ew football

[sharp vale]

AMERICA

[vast orchid]

Hockey better (not really)

[restive orbit]

i quote ashy 'i never lie'
looks like we all gonna have to say bye bye to all goats

[signal iris]

hru

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Can someone support me and be extremely kind to me and love me unconditionally platonically that is and be my best friend

[vital roost]

exhausted but not so much tired

[sharp vale]

PLEASE IT'S WHAT I NEED

[vast orchid]

Okay bestie

[smoky matrix]

also csm

[vital roost]

i never lie

[sharp vale]

Thanks

[void slate]

[restive orbit]

^ facts

[vital roost]

hi peter

[velvet quest]

Get real

[sharp vale]

Fucc

[void slate]

Hello anime girls profile pictures

[cold cipher]

omg i still have to start the manga😭 too many tiktoks with mommy makima i need to see whats up

[vital roost]

ares...

[restive orbit]

my pfp is an anime girl

[smoky matrix]

fuck you

[void slate]

There's so many cute girls on this server.

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

I know why I'm sad ashyoo

[vital roost]

why's that?

[velvet quest]

Sucks to suck

[sharp vale]

I'm not sad because I lost a relationship or even because of the cheating

[void slate]

That's what she said

[vital roost]

oh?

[sharp vale]

I'm sad because deep inside I want someone to grow along with who will support me and be there for comfort. Someone who I can appreciate

[normal fern]

girls are not cute, they are women

[void slate]

Sorry for your loss

[vital roost]

yeah i understand

[sharp vale]

I realize that It hurts knowing that I don't have someone next to me to see me grow and support me on the way up

[cold cipher]

same homie

[sharp vale]

That's what makes me sad

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

👍 everyone will find someone dw

[void slate]

Homies for life - CJ

[sharp vale]

Post it once more for me

[restive orbit]

one day

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

I already did have it

But no longer.

I feel so alone.

[velvet quest]

What happened to your gf

[void slate]

Is it also windy where you're at?

[sharp vale]

I miss my friends.

[void slate]

Are you on quarantine

[sharp vale]

We broke up.

[velvet quest]

Sadge

[sharp vale]

No they all went off to the military or live far away or too busy or grew apart

[void slate]

Who initiated the breaking?

[sharp vale]

It was mutual

She confessed she cheated on me and I talked it out to her and told her my personal grievances with her. Later on that night I went to comfort her -

And as I was comforting her I told her I was gonna leave now (as in exit the room)

But she wanted it to mean as in leave the relationship

[normal fern]

Fill your own cup, learn to generate good feelings internally on your own. Emotional voodoo.

[void slate]

Every friendship has an expiry date I guess.

[signal seal]

not all

almost all

[sharp vale]

I told her that there will never be a next time again, and that I don't want her to ever come back to me again so she better make sure she's 100% sure about the decision

[void slate]

I play video games and learn about space. It makes me happy. But the meds help too.

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/dreams-xanax-anxiety-attack-gif-22663281

[sharp vale]

It was our second time together and she told me when we got back together a few months back to convince her not to break up with me just Incase

So I was letting her know all of that and I was like "you better be 10000% sure"

[void slate]

I wonder if they sell xanax in Europe.

[vital roost]

probably

[signal seal]

best to avoid ngl

[vital roost]

also true

[sharp vale]

And I wished her the best, wished she accomplished every goal she wanted and that her life would be easy

And then I left

[warped aspen]

🥱

[signal seal]

they say it's half as long or twice as long or as long as you date someone to get over them

[sharp vale]

BING OFF THE BING 50.

[signal seal]

i don't remember, but whichever one it is, it's true, but you do get over

[warped aspen]

not if the pants stay on

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna get over it faster this time considering the anger I have in me for wasting time

[signal seal]

na you learn

[sharp vale]

I quit my job and dedicated so much time for her just so we could hang out during the short hours she had before she worked 12 hour shifts

It made me so angry knowing she treated me like shit despite knowing she betrayed me

And I told her that, I called her out on all her negative behavior

[signal seal]

you're on a bridge watching yourself go by

[sharp vale]

But I was still gentle about it

I didn't use any harsh words or get angry. I was very calm

[signal seal]

yeah that sucks

[sharp vale]

I was very calm and medium tone

Knowing all of that, I'm definitely gonna get over it faster purely out of impatience and intolerance of negative and toxic behavior.

[normal fern]

Anything goes but i’m saying, if you can generate the same feeling you might seek in another person; on your own. This can help a ton, just overall, in life.

[sharp vale]

The first time we broke up I couldn't go a day without crying or feeling like shit

I would spend months sleeping all day and feeling alone

And then when I finally started moving on she comes along and YEET

[signal seal]

honestly sounds like you need her like you need a ton of bricks (you can't resell the bricks)

[sharp vale]

I'll be alright this time.

It's not ANYWHERE near as bad as it was last time

[signal seal]

just listen to some nysync and backstreet boys

nsync

[sharp vale]

IT'S TEARIN UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU

[signal seal]

yep exactly

[cold cipher]

backstreet boys👍

[sharp vale]

BUT WHEN WE ARE APART I FEEL IT TOO

[signal seal]

yeah that'll get it out of your system

[sharp vale]

AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN

WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

[sharp vale]

Actually I just want to play videogames with you guys and work and stay at home

That's all I want to do.

[signal seal]

tis the season, though i think it's warm in texas

so you can actually walk around without literal death

[sharp vale]

Over the next few months if this court case goes well and I don't become a convicted felon I plan on making a plan to get a bachelor's in criminology

I want to genuinely pursue a career in the FBI

[signal seal]

gotta be a lawyer first

[sharp vale]

Warm in Texas? Texas' weather is bipolar. It's 30° rn

[signal seal]

tshirt weather

[sharp vale]

Mf

[sharp vale]

I want to be a criminal profiler

[sharp vale]

Do I have to be a lawyer to be a profiler?

[signal seal]

idk i think FBI requires a law degree though

[sharp vale]

It requires a relevant degree in criminal studies

Such as sociology, criminology, psychology, business, law, political science, etc

[signal seal]

oh true

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-hutz-can-you-imagine-a-world-without-lawyers-world-peace-shudder-disgusted-gif-20417645

[sharp vale]

I personally want to persue psychology or criminology

[signal iris]

r u saying morally good lawyers don't exist?

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

Uhhhhh. Lawyers are inherently immoral

They make money defending borderline evil behavior

It takes a team of lawyers to prove the legality of a business using child labor in a sweat shop in india

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

one side is trying to either defend a guilty person or prosecute an innocent person

that’s just how it is

[sharp vale]

Facts

I wanted to be a lawyer

[void slate]

Shit, I actually forgot what I'm taking. But it's not xanax for sure.

[signal seal]

there's many lawyers, for instance look at GAS

[sharp vale]

But lawyers have to be ready to be incredibly deplorable

[vital roost]

yeah tbf i was referring to criminal law

i’ve been watching too much true crime

[lament egret]

hi chatbox

[sharp vale]

Koé

[vital roost]

hi koemi

[lament egret]

hihi

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

Listen to NSYNC wif me

[vital roost]

hi yeet

[void slate]

Stuff is only illegal if the law defines it that way. So it's also a matter of legislation.

[lament egret]

im drawing sketches

[sharp vale]

👉👈

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

That's my point

[void slate]

But that's separate from juduciary.

[vital roost]

i never really listened to them but i’m watching a documentary rn

[sharp vale]

If the law defines something in a specific way, lawyers can always loophole it, disregarding ethics

[sharp vale]

It was a imaginary suggestion

[void slate]

Yes that's why it's one of psychopath careers of choice.

They just have profit to make and will do whatever it takes to get there "legally"

[sharp vale]

I am technically a sociopath/psychopath according to a mental evaluation

[lament egret]

ashy

have u seen bodega cats on twitter

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1482835677486137351

Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_)

📷 @Sangooch

Retweets

753

Likes

9319

Twitter · Jan 16, 2022, 10:02 PM

[void slate]

Boyega cats?

[lament egret]

precious babbys

[sharp vale]

Since I've studied psychology though, simply being a sociopath or a psychopath doesn't make you an immoral and deplorable person

[void slate]

That's true.

[signal seal]

i miss bodegas so much, the best part of NYC

[sharp vale]

I can comfortably identify as being a sociopath yet having extremely strict morals

[void slate]

I have aspergers so I sometimes act without understanding social situation so people might see me as a psychopath.

[lament egret]

theres one downstairs from my apartment

[sharp vale]

Rare condition

[void slate]

But I'm just clueless, mostly.

[lament egret]

we got a bodega cross the street and sometimes theres a cat just vibing

[signal seal]

yeah i had a barbershop, a wash and fold, and a bodega downstairs from mine

best damn sandwhiches

[void slate]

What does bodega mean

[signal seal]

it's like a little corner shop that makes sandwhiches

[lament egret]

bro on god bodega's just hit different for sandwiches

[void slate]

Bodega is cat that people make sandwiches from?

[signal seal]

there are frequently cats there

because in NYC people don't give a flying fuck

[void slate]

I see so they are stray cats

[signal seal]

no owned

[lament egret]

also does chatbox wanna see my sketch

[void slate]

NYC seems like a glorified shithole.

[sharp vale]

Bodega in Spanish is just an alcoholic shop

[signal seal]

it is Peter

[sharp vale]

Because it is

[smoky matrix]

yes

[void slate]

John Bodega

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

But it still isn't Poland

[sharp vale]

Koe can you sketch my car

[void slate]

Poland isn't Ukraine

[lament egret]

i can sketch u a capybara

[void slate]

The real poverty is east of us.

[signal seal]

Krakow looks nice, I've heard too much of Warsaw is new but i still would like to see it, and others

[sharp vale]

😔

KRAKOWWWW

[signal seal]

my ex was Polish so she'd never go

[void slate]

I've only been in Kraków once.

[smoky matrix]

is that bakugo

[sharp vale]

Bing let's go get European gfs

[signal seal]

i also want to see the giant Polish Jesus

[smoky matrix]

or just normal angry child

[lament egret]

no !

[void slate]

I live on the other side of the country.

[smoky matrix]

sorry !

[signal seal]

from big jesus?

[lament egret]

: ( !!!

[sharp vale]

Stay mad

[void slate]

From Krakow

[signal seal]

Cambodia or Vietnam would be way way cheaper

[sharp vale]

Ew

[cold cipher]

💀

[smoky matrix]

brain saw spiky hair angry face heavy eye shading please forgive me !

[vital roost]

did you like the ep

[signal seal]

Europe is fun but I've seen it many times I'm not really interested in a trip back

[void slate]

I wouldn't want to go to east asia because of sex tourism.

[sharp vale]

Has ares always been pink?

[vital roost]

no

[cold cipher]

no

[sharp vale]

We witnessed an evolution

[void slate]

Ares has been green

[cold cipher]

ye it was epic! i really liked it

[void slate]

Or has he

[vital roost]

you’re epic

[sharp vale]

He went from blue to red to pink

[cold cipher]

ye i used to own this server

[void slate]

Epic games for epic people

[sharp vale]

I used to own you

[cold cipher]

oh?

[sharp vale]

Infact me and Ares are the same person

I finally had to reveal it to you guys

[void slate]

But you're not pink

[sharp vale]

I just alternate between two accounts on PC and my phone

[cold cipher]

uh

[sharp vale]

Have you guys not noticed we're always online at the same time?

[void slate]

No

[vital roost]

no

[cold cipher]

tbf youre like always online

[sharp vale]

Incorrect

[void slate]

🤧

[sharp vale]

I disappear for hours at a time

[vital roost]

hi peter

[signal seal]

@sharp vale we see sacred place in Siem Reap

[void slate]

I'm allergic to bs

[velvet quest]

Cope

[vital roost]

oh i thought the sneeze emote was referring to me

[cold cipher]

is that white rectangle a porta potty or something

[void slate]

Opium

[sharp vale]

Can this sacred place make me happy

[void slate]

[signal seal]

yes

[lament egret]

anyone know how to do makeup

[void slate]

I actually sneezed irl

[vital roost]

sorry

[sharp vale]

Okay let's go

[lament egret]

asking for a friend

[signal seal]

POV not doxing myself

[vital roost]

bless u tho

[sharp vale]

😭

[cold cipher]

wtf thats you??? omeg

[void slate]

It's a m night shaman twist

[sharp vale]

My ex was incredible at makeup

[vital roost]

i’d fucking love to learn

[cold cipher]

jk but srs tho bing you are cute

[signal seal]

a lady friend let me do her makeup once and i made her look like a clown

[cold cipher]

nice feet

[void slate]

Thighs are cute

[signal seal]

not on purpose

[lament egret]

LMAO

[void slate]

Sorry I mean things are cute.

[lament egret]

i'd want my future s/o to do that

[vital roost]

thighs are very cute

[vital roost]

same !

[mild crystal]

🥺

[lament egret]

god now im

[cold cipher]

🥺

[velvet quest]

[exotic leaf]

Yes

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

[sharp vale]

Where's post ninja

[mild crystal]

[lament egret]

sad but hopeful ish if that makes sense lol

[cold cipher]

[sharp vale]

His recommendation of milk was 10/10

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

i get that

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-pleading-cry-pleading-cry-cry-pleading-gif-18656617

[lament egret]

y'all know those mf eyes artists like doing, where they look tired but the whole ass eyelid is color

[signal seal]

also this is what street food at 4 AM looks like

[cold cipher]

my favoirte one bro💀

[sharp vale]

Me rn

[lament egret]

hold on let me sketch what i mean

[mild crystal]

i dont get bitches tho

[cold cipher]

that looks bomb homie

[sharp vale]

I wouldn't eat that tbh

[exotic leaf]

give now

[smoky matrix]

hungry now

[mild crystal]

😭

[cold cipher]

is that a stew

[mild crystal]

looks kinda banger

[signal seal]

that pot of stuff was one of the best meals i've had in my life, i think about that picture often

[velvet quest]

You’re a stew

[sharp vale]

I'm very picky. I like incredibly simple foods

[vital roost]

that looks so good tho

[sharp vale]

Like pizza, burgers, sandwiches, etc

[exotic leaf]

where are the vegetables

[sharp vale]

I put foods in odd categories such as easy foods, medium foods, and difficult foods

[cold cipher]

💀

[sharp vale]

I hate difficult foods

[signal iris]

i see prawns

[cold cipher]

ain no way boy those arent simple foods those are literally just.... uncultured foods

[signal seal]

and horseshoe crab right?

[vital roost]

prawns good

[sharp vale]

But easy foods such as apples, carrots, grapes etc, I love

[vital roost]

take me there bing

[exotic leaf]

date night w bingy

[mild crystal]

i like anything that tastes good

[cold cipher]

bro bing fly me out ill like do anything

[signal seal]

Yeetim diet

[sharp vale]

Medium foods like meats, basic level stuff like donuts and sandwiches is my preference

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

So anything that isn't British

[sharp vale]

CORRECT

[vital roost]

lf1m cute boy for date encounter !

[cold cipher]

MEDIUM FOODS WHAT😭

[exotic leaf]

i’m not a boy but yes

[sharp vale]

I'm telling you, I categorize foods weirdly

[cold cipher]

ain no way boy😭

[mild crystal]

i can be a boy if u want 🥺

[sharp vale]

That's me !

[cold cipher]

bro try some cuisines😭 life is too short to not experience varieties of foods

[vital roost]

british !

[sharp vale]

Back off losers, none of y'all compare to me

[velvet quest]

British?

[mild crystal]

🇬🇧

[exotic leaf]

bingy how was moonlight

[cold cipher]

no brimbish allowed

[sharp vale]

Ares

[cold cipher]

who

[sharp vale]

Be best friends rn

[cold cipher]

friendo

[sharp vale]

Okay cool 👍

[signal seal]

sad but nice

[lament egret]

ok hi im back

[signal seal]

what an absolute trainwreck of a life to recover from

[vital roost]

hi back

[exotic leaf]

yes i cried a lot during it

[mild crystal]

ur only real friends if you've done a trio together

[sharp vale]

I cried a lot today

[vital roost]

me bing and ares

[smoky matrix]

[exotic leaf]

i always cry

[cold cipher]

lets run one bro

[sharp vale]

Me

[smoky matrix]

I have never done a lowman I live in fear

[lament egret]

how u do this shit irl

[sharp vale]

Cry wif me rn

[cold cipher]

nah homie theyre fun

[vital roost]

close eyes halfway

[lament egret]

serious answers only ! ! !

[sharp vale]

Smokey eye?

[lament egret]

but ashy i want the black too!!

[mild crystal]

trio my bedroom rn i have one kwtd

[vital roost]

makeup !

[sharp vale]

You close your eye all the way

[lament egret]

omw to permanently close my eyes half way

[signal seal]

if you want to practice anatomy start with tracing and then move to freehand copying

[vital roost]

based

[sharp vale]

And then apply purple and dark cool colors on your eyelid

[lament egret]

hell yeah

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

@cold cipher when is our trio lw tho

[sharp vale]

You can contour and add detail with complimenting colors

[cold cipher]

whenever im on bro just hmu

I HAVE NO SCHOOL TMR YAY

[sharp vale]

Such as dark purple with red fade

[vital roost]

tomorrow it is

[signal seal]

also just for the record this is what food in europe looks like

[vital roost]

european food

[cold cipher]

wait depends tho because i still have work😭

[signal seal]

no one told them fish and chips didn't need actual fish

[sharp vale]

I'm experienced look at my laid.report

[vital roost]

laid report

[cold cipher]

mane that still looks so good tho

god im so hungry

[vital roost]

i’m hungry

[mild crystal]

european food bangs

[cold cipher]

i require you

[vital roost]

let’s get some food

[cold cipher]

@signal seal

you are the meal

[signal seal]

except germans/austrians can't make donuts, it's just bread

or pizza

[vital roost]

me and ares are going to eat you @signal seal

[mild crystal]

germans are boring

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

Fish and chips except cheese instead of fish

[cold cipher]

the ramen place🥺

[vital roost]

cannibalism

[vital roost]

PLS

[mild crystal]

the ramen place 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

[signal seal]

but they make Wienerschnitzel and kartoffelsalat

[lament egret]

oh my goodness gracious

[mild crystal]

schnitzel is so good

[signal iris]

can i come?

[vital roost]

not sexually stop

[lament egret]

bro they have such good ramen places here in ny

[vital roost]

of course claire

[sharp vale]

L

[signal seal]

💍

[cold cipher]

doordash is so expensive i just want food omeg

[vital roost]

you have two jobs ares

[mild crystal]

hi im food

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[vital roost]

hi yeet

[signal seal]

there is no food open within like 30 minutes of me

[sharp vale]

Ashy Marry me rn

[cold cipher]

mane no amount of money can justify like $10 worth of delivery fees😭

[vital roost]

uhh this is moving a little too fast

[mild crystal]

I'm just making sandwiches at 5:30am

[sharp vale]

Facts

[sharp vale]

Please ashy I'm lonely

[vital roost]

too real

[signal seal]

i ordered mcdonalds while i was getting my tires changed once

[vital roost]

me too 😔

[signal seal]

was worth it

[sharp vale]

Marry me rn

[vital roost]

@cold cipher just go out for food

[cold cipher]

man im about to go feral for some idk what i even want

[vital roost]

take me out to dinner first !

[cold cipher]

i got no car homie😭

[sharp vale]

Pizza

[mild crystal]

woof woof bark bark bark

[signal seal]

do you have anything in your house that is food

[sharp vale]

LOL COULDN'T BE ME

[mild crystal]

can i take you out to dinner

[vital roost]

my car is dead in the drive way

[sharp vale]

Okay I'm taking you out for Korean BBQ

[vital roost]

actually sounds so good

[vital roost]

as long as it’s not to a briimbish place

[cold cipher]

im in a college dorm bro💀 only things i got are cookies bars and some ice cream

[vital roost]

no sandwich making supplies

[sharp vale]

My car is itching to get driven while your cars are dead or non existent

[mild crystal]

I know this dessert place that does an excellent spotted dick

[cold cipher]

LMFAOOO

[sharp vale]

My car is extremely peaky

[vital roost]

british
no thanks !

[cold cipher]

man i have not heard that term since harry potter

[sharp vale]

Like a small amount of throttle and it already wants to launch

[signal seal]

note to self: buy groceries

[sharp vale]

Can't drive anywhere without it wanting to go "VROOM"

[vital roost]

i need to jump the battery and get air in my tires in my car

[sharp vale]

Bing do u get it

[cold cipher]

wait so rev is it true that you guys like eat beans on bread for breakfast

[signal seal]

i chilled out

[lament egret]

ashy driving real

[vital roost]

i do a lil driving

[sharp vale]

I do a lot of driving

Ashyoo do you want to drive my car

[signal seal]

i took a ride on the back of a motor bike taxi in bangkok for 35 minutes, was more of a rush than i've ever had driving

[lament egret]

drive to ny and be stuck in traffic for 3 hours

[cold cipher]

bruh💀

[vital roost]

sure

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo drives my car: Kills us

[vital roost]

i’m not a bad driver

[sharp vale]

Do you know how to handle extremely responsive power though

[signal seal]

drive in NYC and get pulled over by an undercover taxi cab

[vital roost]

carefully

is your car manual or automatic

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

I let someone drive my car and they burned my back wheels bc they thought they could just step on the pedal like any car

[mild crystal]

Not unless ur like turbo poor

[vital roost]

bc i barely know how to drive manual

[sharp vale]

It's automatic

[vital roost]

fair

[cold cipher]

oh ok ty

[signal iris]

:D

[sharp vale]

My car knocks you in your seat

[cold cipher]

i think i saw like 3 tiktoks about brimbish cooking and its like scarred me

[signal iris]

[vital roost]

same same

[cold cipher]

it was so visibly traumatizing

[vital roost]

but i don’t have tiktok so it wasn’t on there

[signal iris]

except, i straight up don't know how to drive manual

[sharp vale]

I remember going full throttle from 10mph one time and someone felt sick to their stomach from the g force

[cold cipher]

like i was shaking and quivering to see the atrocious abominable actions being undertaken in the culinary world

[lament egret]

i want a motorcycle

[vital roost]

i’ve driven manual a couple of times

[vital roost]

me when ares isn’t around me

[cold cipher]

aw🥺

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Me when ashyoo is next to me

[vital roost]

true !

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo didn't say real? Fail

[vital roost]

real

[sharp vale]

YO THUS ARMY CHICK FROM NCIS IS SO CUTE

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

SHE'S BLOOOOONDE EEE

[velvet quest]

So true oomfie

[sharp vale]

Ashy jealous

[vital roost]

no

[mild crystal]

omg kiss already

[cold cipher]

omg kiss already

[vital roost]

i need a kiss

[sharp vale]

Okay ashy pucker up

[cold cipher]

LMFAO

[mild crystal]

brimbish cooking is actually not bad but it depends on what it is, like yorkshire puddings are fcking amazing

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

DO IT PUSSY

[vital roost]

bye bye

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man3-good-riddance-venom-gif-10277530

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Inb4 orange kiss prank

[cold cipher]

no in all honestly I've seen much worse of americans tryna cook too, I really do wanna try british cuisine though since it is kinda hard to try in us

[vital roost]

avoid british food

[mild crystal]

its in general kinda bland though

[sharp vale]

British food trash

[lament egret]

@smoky matrix i got csm fanart for u from my new fav artist

[cold cipher]

like ik it sounds bad but harry potter was like my only like real knowledge of british food but they di make it sound ok so i would like to try

[sharp vale]

British = trash

Aside from the fact that it's illegal to harm swans and geese

And some other animals under the queen's laws

[signal iris]

[cold cipher]

but i know that food in britain is good tho, especially in london which apparently has a large indian population, so some really cool fusion and all around good indian food and indian food is like amazing

well at least from what ive heard

[vital roost]

indian food is very good

[sharp vale]

Italian food > all

ASHY OMG

[signal iris]

food

[vital roost]

hi

[mild crystal]

yeah food in london is amazing

[sharp vale]

I was thinking that too

Ashy great minds think alike

[vital roost]

we’re literally twins

[mild crystal]

vry multicultural so you get a lot of options

indian food is super popular

[signal seal]

I want kebab

[sharp vale]

Ashy you want to buy matching boots

[vital roost]

i don’t wear boots

[signal iris]

i'm sick of kebabs

[vital roost]

do you have a lot of them

[signal iris]

maybe get some heeled boots

[sharp vale]

No

I own 0 boots

[signal seal]

i would stab someone for a kebab

[vital roost]

some exceptions

[sharp vale]

I don't wear boots

Ashyoo want to buy matching cowboy outfits

[vital roost]

uhhh not really my style

[sharp vale]

One time I played red Dead and listened to Arthur Morgan for so long I developed his accent

[vital roost]

do u eat a lot of them

[sharp vale]

Welcome back to kek or cringe

[signal iris]

yes, that's why i'm sick of them

[sharp vale]

I am your host:
Yeetim

Ashy show us your meme

[vital roost]

we’re talking about kebabs now

[vital roost]

okay let me find one

[cold cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-grass-touch-grass-touch-some-grass-destiny-gif-24320037

[sharp vale]

Okay viewers while our contestant find his meme, we willl go on brief commercial break

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-privileges-unrevoked-horse-helicopter-privileges-rope-gif-23555731

[sharp vale]

Okay guys welcome back to kek or cringe

Okay ashy let's review your meme

[lament egret]

here u go

[cold cipher]

bro what

[vital roost]

lol

[sharp vale]

Okay ashy. That's pretty kek

[vital roost]

thanmk u thank u

[sharp vale]

Ares, show us your meme

[cold cipher]

uh

[vital roost]

can we play rando roulette

[sharp vale]

Ares

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-monteiro-gabriel-monteiro-gif-20692555

[sharp vale]

That's...
That's cringe....

[cold cipher]

idk i thought it was funny

[vital roost]

someone pick a number

[thin kelp]

21

[lament egret]

43

[sharp vale]

98

[void slate]

Wtf

[thin kelp]

lmao i love indian tiktok

[cold cipher]

5944

[sharp vale]

Post ninja

[thin kelp]

yeet him

[void slate]

I love Nina tiktok

[sharp vale]

Your milk recommendation was 10/10

[thin kelp]

same, ninas tiktok is great

[void slate]

Meet him

[sharp vale]

I love orange cat

[thin kelp]

🥛 👈

[signal iris]

i'm bored

[void slate]

Man points at milk

[thin kelp]

tabby

[vital roost]

don't ask the context

[sharp vale]

Toyota forunner

[lament egret]

[cold cipher]

wtf is that a car

[thin kelp]

are these in order from your camera roll

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

yes

[velvet quest]

[sharp vale]

A real scallywag

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769488299374542868/932317867851018260/chicken-1.mp4

[thin kelp]

in that case, whats 4280320931813565345

[warped aspen]

definite rantallion

[vital roost]

gryoscopic chicken,,,

[vital roost]

i have like 2k images i don't have that many

[sharp vale]

That's just normal bird behavior

[warped aspen]

yes

[sharp vale]

Except ducks for whatever reason

[vital roost]

greetings !

[sharp vale]

Ducks don't do that

[sharp vale]

HI ASHY!!!!

[warped aspen]

ducks dont care

[vital roost]

ducks are menaces to this world

[sharp vale]

I love ducks...

[vital roost]

except @restive orbit i like that duck

[sharp vale]

Ashy have you seen my pet duck...

[vital roost]

what no

[sharp vale]

I loved her so much