#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Good 3am yeetim how are you this fine 3am
Idk what y'all on about
Pensive
pokemon
@mild crystal you literally lose these
I have updated the image

pinged and why
Gonna try to sleep
MF HAS A GUTS RATICATE
prolly a good idea
B
rematch
actually outskilled 
no
well this is upsetting matchup
upset dn
boufflant sweep
so real
boufflant literally lasts the whole game
no🧢
mf d e f o g 
i cant believe ashy pulling this back
we're in a diff game

huge

ashw tf LMAO
misclick on the toxic btw
feraligatr sweep is so real

one more
actually unreal
ashy on the loss streak :c
berk fight me after
fight dn
punch ur nuts
no i was joking please dont

effect spore 
why?
This was the original
let me get the ultakill music ready
I think I am dumb I don't get why it makes it hard
8 megabytes total, and discord has the 256 kb limit
high quality and big gif
Alarmingly dumb
thats me
And allegedly cute

Yeah if he were a girl

get real
cry about it
it's a fridge
what the fridge do?
this battle is actually intense with the music i got going
There's so much to cry about
🥶
@granite umbra your about me 
smol
a fellow australian 
why shiny excadrill >: (
Yeah I might resize that one
No non shiny versions of this sprite

And the 3d model is actual garbage
so true
true dn
thas me

Alarmingly dumb
so you've said
I'm smarter than most Americans and non Americans
you're + didnt ask + bri*ish
false
2+2?
I've made plenty of foreigners feel stupid especially Canadians
Oil
You wish
🤨
Too late birch
no
Lubrication Is important

I'm the opposite of a rat
tar
Mfw Australian calling Americans dumb
i wonder why
Australia is just second tier America with less population
hooooly fuck im stressinng 
my guts flareon getting paralyzed instead of the toxic orb hurt so bad
ok welp 
unreal
actually super annoyed by that
berkut issue the challenge
@vital roost 😔


nice :D
u issue it koe

Good enough compared to the rest
issue my fist in ur face
issue deez nuts bitch
fuck!
I wonder if I would get muted for putting them all in one message
incoming cuddle request: Do you accept?
YES
koe idr ur id lol
koekonut
koekonut
koekonut
do you wanna do gen 6 randos again
fucked up

i dont care what gen, mega evos kinda suck but like
L
Guess not?
they vibe
koe issue challenge bro idk how to do it proper;y
they're so cool
if your team uses garchomp pls unfreind and block me
Ok time for the rest
oh, its "find a user"
Reason: Duplicated text
L
L
Copage
wait 90?
L
yeah thats cool and all, but yall ever heard of deez?
extreme copage
hi masto
i thought it was 220
gm ash
@vital roost late night burgers let's go
please
@vital roost am sad and need fren
boutta get eviscerated by koe
dude a burger sounds so good right now
i'll always be here for u yeet
borgar 
Man, back then after I graduated, I use to take my friends out for food every night
Random calls at 2 AM be like "Ayo wtf you at rn? Let's go get whataburger"
help
"no bro I'm tired"
"Idgaf we're going."
that sounds amazing
And we would get burgers at ungodly hours of the night
a borgor with some provolone/swiss cheese, freshly cooked bacon and a light amount of bbq sauce 
We would drive around and I would speed and my friend would be like "Ayo AYO"
i've only been out for food a couple of times past midnight
One time we drove to the middle of nowhere and sat on the side of the road with no speed limit
Saw mfs going 120+
once we went to denny's at 4 in the morning while my two friends were drunk as fuck
ive never been out past midnight 😐
you sat on the side of a road
you guys ever walk like 4 miles on the highway at 12 pm only to return before 7 am because you were grounded
we will change that
^ look at this loser LMAO


One time we went to the lake at midnight
highschool was wild man, freind used to park his car up the hill then walk 0.5 miles to my house. i had to sneak him past my dad in the morning 
This other time we ate gummy worms next to the air port and saw planes fly by super low to the ground
No good alolan vulpix gif 
Y'all are lames
alolan vulpix is so cute
Ashyoo
lemme
your parents never worry that you like would never come back?
dm u something
Gummies worms next to the airport at 3 AM?
oh fuck that reminds me of the time my teacher names ms. Crock came up to me because i put her name down as ms. Co c. k while i was doing my paper as like a joke
I worked, paid, and bought my own car, bills, and am very responsible. They had nothing to worry about
Alolan vulpix my beloved
Not to mention I would tell them off
she like angrily whispered: "My name is not ms. co .c k" in my ear as she handed my paper back
i dont think the responsibility thing matters
There's really not much to worry about out there unless you're a clueless idiot
also you are dumb if you paid bills in highschool
Stay away from dangerous and shady areas, stay in your car, don't stay in one place for too long, always look around
I wanted better internet, better phone, and better coverage, my parents are poor, who pays for that?
Not them, me.
mans must have been working a fucking good job
My parents ain't gonna pay for my insurance + car when I earned enough to pay it myself
More like working long hours
work dn
And budgeting really well
Nah u just not on that grindset
bruh
Sounds like NEET behavior
Imo, every parent should let their kids get a job
i live in a prison and strictly that
My parents didn't let me, I did it without their consent
Bc I defy my parents every single hour of every day
yo kinda big brain
[based
but like also how to get beat 101
Self made king 😍
Parents can be hella restrictive and limit your progress and productivity

lopunny...
Just don't have abusive parents
how to ruin a relationship with the people that made you 101
The cringe in this chat woke me up thanks everyone
I just don't agree with their restrictions
poggers
we called to you specifically
Just bc they made me doesn't mean I owe anything to them lol
🤝
my parents wouldnt beat me either but my mother would get very mad as always
Just as they raised me, simply bringing me to life was also punishment for dealing with the suffering that comes with it

I never cared if my parents get mad
vaporeon
It's called: looking out for yourself
There's only so much your parents can do for you without being rich
I wanted a car, money, good internet, expensive things, so I went out and did it myself
ok
Had good friends teach me how to drive, paid for my license, classes, driver's Ed, etc.
I wanna use this but no transparent background 
Rebellion is the best thing to ever exist no cap
just use light mode !
simply remove the background manually for every frame and then stitch it back together
It's pixelated, why not send it through one of those websites that does it automatically



Ashy
hihi
Ashyoo
there is photopea
Ashcyoot
Ren
Yeet
Hi ren
oh by the way it's completely ethical to pirate adobe programs
Hi
Gm
fuck adobe
its 8pm
Oh
yeah dont like adobe too
Gn

Tried it, there’s white that still shows up after the tail moves
:smi:

Then you could potentially make editing easier after the fact
Ashy, gn ashy
night night yeet
Who else to say gn to
lemur?
@smoky matrix lemu gn lemu
yeet gn 
I will settle



A mimir
maybe if they had shorter names
mimikyu is dum
anything past gen 5 is dum
ratio
my favourite pokemon is amongus
Infernape is my favorite pokemon, I will not elaborate
I have plushies of zekrom, litten, dreadnaw, vaporeon, treecko, sceptile, jirachi, two alolan vulpix, gardevoir, espeon, ampharos, and shaymin
nostalgia coper
my favourite pokemon is deez? you ever heard of deez?
Vaporeon 
i'm crying so hard

btw pirate emblem = femboy
I have a caption request @thin kelp
real
me after pokemon showdown says i can't use bad word
i want it but i eat ass at solo content
we will get it
i will stick with you until you do
I FOUND OUT that I'm not losing my mind and my monitor actually flickers when I'm not in a game
and I think its a cpu clock speed issu
cause its only when its not under load
THIS IS SO SHITTY TO DO TO SOMEONE
reporting berkut speedrun
bad dreams sleep spam



SIXTEEN
this is so bm lol
KEK
just have a pokemon with insomnia !
bruh
who will win the shootout, the policeman or woman in red
woman in red
@exotic leaf

i dont even wanna HEAR it


you know what else i c a n n o t make up
the fact that you are a furry


real
Furry
where mawile
I thought about adding mawile
mawile good
But it would be mega mawile
pimzz a mmm
mawile is steel mommy

shaymin,,,
I’m gonna add a few more before I stop
@mild crystal
bruh
you are sus
i couldnt make that up if i tried 
i am not sus
you didn't have to try to make it up because it's true
incorrect

wh
true, you are megasus
i cant believe what im reading
i love that exchange of conversation
Megasus
Pegasus
yes peter

cant fall back asleep, we grinding cruci

masto will play crucible at 5 in the morn but not gms with me
i just got off
F
gm zzz
good morning to u too

do you guys ever crack your neck so hard you can’t see for a sec
No but sometimes I crack it so hard I see god for a few seconds
you see me? say hi next time smh
😳

hi berk
i remember cracking my knees bc both my legs were asleep and i straight up couldnt move for a sec and just sat down
this was just now 
good memory

my brain is a goldfish
now crack it until you can never see again
Bangin
no
koe called me mean names on showdown 
i saw
i can call you a BITCH here you want that berkut
I have loose ligaments so my shit cracks all the time
crack it futher next time
damn koe is feisty tonight
||gottem||
berkut is into this though so you might want to calm down @lament egret
Why do so many Pokémon fans like inflation 
koe ur a genshin main 
oh no
???

🥺
degradation fetish
rev do u wanna eat canned cake with me
if anyones degrading me its me
and me
sure that sounds nice
no stay away from me
and me apparently 
you did bad things tonight 
or what, bitch
find out
a little 


Why it look scrumptious tho

it does

the real question is wheres the carrot cake 
This time, I would like to introduce you to a cake vending machine.
You will be amazed at the frozen cake vending machine and the cake in a can.
They tasted great too!
Thanks for watching!

can they bring this to new york please ty
ny yuck
Credible
japan does have cool stuff
blow me berkut
LET ME WATCH
wh

das gae
🤨
oh we’re talking abt something else sorry
i dont do stuff with girls 
what the actual fuck
based
this is hte worst chat literally every time I look in here these days its just 🤨
i do stuff by myself cause i stay on the grind 
Rando this is just how it be

I unironically am starting to dislike this chat more and more
Unreal
oh you finally got treeko

i really dislike this chat
same
Treeko L
Yup I finally found a good one
please dm me instead of typing in this chat ty
Torchic gang
what about me rev 🙏
when they finally disappear, our sanctuary will be sanctuary again 
our only dms is the lucky10p thirst trap
weirdchat

i don’t suck :(
THEN Y U NO DOWNLOaD
Unless...
because i wanted to showdown??
someone is trying to interact with me in my dms do I respond with. ratio gif. violence or normal
but what if i want my@homies to play together
but it’s 6 am
tell them the demon in your head wants to come out and do very suspicious things with its corpse
pokemmo is boring
I am not telling rev that 💀
its ok u can tell me that idm
But fire monke
fire monkey
i thought it was an actual freak of nature like frost
hoenn >>
Sinnoh
gag
hoenn goat but sinnoh got infernape 
oh i need the roms
mediafire
too much work 
i can send the link in. a bit
I would rather not 😭
currently helping cook (again) 
tf u sayin about frost?
what is it this time
i said frost a freak, bitch tf you gonna do about it

i got it dw
unfortunately nasty ass cherry pie
What
Metagross 😩
cherry decent
cherry pie is fucking disgusting
what kind of demons actually enjoy that
you are a piece of cardboard I could body u
apple pie best
Pie is not good in general
Ain't no such thing as bad pie
you aint shit rando, stop it
How are you human
see: blueberry pie
I would take cake over a pie any day
zzzzz could body u twink
Oh lord the cake vs pie argument
cake nasty
why are u projecting zzz
couldnt even body someone if they went and kissed your man in front of u weak ass
I ain't got the energy for that tonight
what the fuck did you just say about my carrot cake
I just don’t enjoy pie tbh, brownies are better than everything
n a s t y
Though if a pie is made good, it’s enjoyable. But I mean, really good
I dont need to body anyone just u...

you can do more than just body me 
Banana pie 😩 😩
also tf u mean my man? Im not gay

🤢 wtf berk

we live in a society
Zorua moment
Yes we do
this will not be erased from my@memory
Zoroark looking kinda crisp in Pokemon: breath of the wild
Indeed
good
“berkut will remember this”

“berkut will remember this”
“did i ask”
I’d like to add alolan vulpix and ampharos but I can’t find good gifs 
look harder
i just want a pokemon game that allows me to literally choose factions
pokémon go
ok nvm
be careful for what u wish for
mobile games mean i have to use my phone for things beside hentai, discord, and spotify
and go means you have to walk outside

bitch did i ask

berk you are actually a fucking degen. like unironically
i do that at work already
tell me something new pls and thanks
I have a burning hatred 4 u
ok i try to rest bye bye berk and randie
get in line
dont care ash
later ash
Literally the only decent one and it’s cropped and compressed to shit
kinda funny tho

creating character so hard
For what
pkmmo?
perhap
becom god
can i be bald
heyy does anyone have a paid app to transfer whatspp data from android to iphone.if so kindly help me.
idk
i dont think i know of any
Do NOT look up ampharos gif on google images and scroll down, worst mistake of my life

oh dear.

huge
rest well 
Epic emote fail 
nitenite ashy
cant believe koemi already exists
L
?
in pokemmo
that would actually be better than what i just settled on
Jarvis scan for a father figure
mfw mareep isnt until white forest
bruh LMAO
how tragic
koe what did you eat for dinner


I wonder how many of these I’ve made so far
uh
🤨
24, incredible really
bitch did u eat at all

why the fuck was this installed on my phone? i have no interest in this shit
koe it is s i x a m
i ate one thing all day 
you need to get your bets in :)
do i need a previous season artifact to do empire hunts?
youre worse than ash and he eats like twice a week
sustenance off liquids
i have no interest in betting or sport
im a plant literally
youtube just keeps giving me ads for this shit 
sadge no sport bets
Did you go with Komomo as your name
no
Sad
im forever koekonut
youtube gives me ads for genshin despite me never looking at genshin
but im stealing komomo for later

infact i'll use it for steam
simply get ad block for no yt ads
Or premium, whatever it’s called now
fits much better

I use YouTube to sleep at night, I’d rather my phone not overheat and die
jarvis send hopeful messages to all my freinds when they are feeling down
ty jarvis

i dont think ive changed my steam name since i went to Takao
1 man, 1 glass jar.
Is it something I need to delete
jarvis go to google, search "blue waffle" and post one in chat
Not that bad tbh.
Just did it
cease
its just eww
skill u play isaac right
yea
🤝
the game and the board game for it

theres a board game? no way
binding of isaac: four souls
tis good
i play it with irl friends and on tabletop sim
you know, every time i think of balance blunders
i look directly at gamefreak after gen 5


mf
mega stones, stupid fucking z crystals... dumbass dynamaxing
like im ok with some busted things like og soul dew since that was technically not nearly as much of an issue once it got nerfed but then everything after was just like 
dynamaxing makes me wanna gunamax myself
megas were fun for like ten seconds
my issue is that pokemon battles are just consisting of i win buttons that dont take any real type of strat
that pokemon
Mega lopunny is the mega I used most and she didn’t feel all that op. Strong af sure, but there were counters
it was nice on one end but then they decided other not bad pokemon needed it
🤨

Rayquaza kinda sucks without a mega
ha ha funny salamence, rayquaza, blaziken hahaa
member in gen 3 when rayquaza was pretty god tier in the main story
salamence had no business having one
m gardevoir made waves in japan comp
Latios and latias sucked
I only played gen 3 once, and that was from a copy I stole from someone
emerald is the best way to experience gen 3, don't play leaf green or fire red
latios and latias were fantastic are you fucking cracked out of your mind 
Lol mega audino
now after soul dew got nerfed they were basically garbage
megas were cool
six is when it got nerfed
im not saying they werent cool, rather that they were something that we couldve went without
how do I do empire hunts?
yet the other two megas were goated
Blaziken felt like more of an optional upgrade, you could make it work with or without
Kinda a waste of a mega
extra 40atk and 20 speed was nice but it really was hard for me to pass up over life orb and or focus sash
this one was great as well
mega maw goat
And needed, mawile is dog ass without mega
the only thing that irritated me more was p r i m a l r e v e r s i o n
every single team had it, and man 
I don’t like Groudon or kyogre so I never used them
i did
used them w xernaes n such
Yveltal is cooler
I only really use Pokémon I like lol
I don’t care if they’re viable or not
Unless they’re literall ass, like 
or non mega
mega lop was goat but reg lop sucked
mega khang was the reason i dropped comp for the rest of the gen
y m i hungy
Because you probably haven’t ate
i ate in the last 12ish hours
Yeah that why you’re hungry, go eat something bru 
eat or im gonna break your fingers
Get real
i was gonna take a picture of my hand flipping u off, but meh
yes give me pretty hand pictures
that cat is having a seizure

my hands are far from pretty
prove it in dm right now
shave them, lotion and painting nails
last part is a hard pass but keeping well kept hands works
wax > shave
waving 
Epilating hurts like shit tho
you don't like painted nails?
singeing > wax > shaving
real, i hate body hair
can you use nair on like your area down there
depends on the person but most of the time no
Tearing your skin off > electrolosis > epilator > wax > shave
does that acc work???
Fixed it
becoming a higher being after shedding your weak mortal form > Tearing your skin off > electrolosis > epilator > wax > shave
h8 2 disappoint

im not disappointed since its u homie 
I love you, funny brown bear
bruh, i haven't used ptv since like may 2020





damn chat died
gone 5 ever
good

😐 this is why you have no friends no bitches no stable relationship with anyone and no life
:D



why do you abuse me so 😭
me abducting berkut to give him pink nails
I might do my nails pink again my black is peeling off >:(
mfw nothing


simple solution don't use a hair dryer

you may watch.
I've actually thought about pink ngl
but idk, only ever done black
thought about it but didn't think it would look good
4u
yes
not everyone is powerful enough for it
i mean
black unironically a safe crutch
its like everyone's go-to color
it was mine as well so i would know
finally a live chat
true black just goes with everything
turquoise the real powerful color
berkut visibly uncomfortable
How sick is this?? https://youtu.be/JwTY9DD36Vs
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average density player
solid 2 hours of sleep huh
when you a the when who a then yes??
no matter what anyone says i'm in a good mood, even if the reply is jokingly snarky
you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
just a sticker, thats all i send in here anyway
if its bigger than text it's an image
yes
again, "just a sticker"
i rest my case

it's day 18 or 19 of no break, i'm thinking of calling out today. What excuse do i use? mental health day or just be dead ass honest and say "i'm not coming in, no exceptions. I need a break"
holy fuck i wanna crush this gif with a hammer
how often are u thinking of calling out
never speak to me again
ok
instant death and freedom from discord
yup


cringe
TRUE

what on gods green earth did i just witness
yay for the feeling of being left out :)
cant be left out when youre always living rent free in my head

who pinged me 
@exotic leaf
I think it was peter
asking about who would in a gunfight in gtaiv?
I could be wrong
@signal iris
probably you honestly. isn’t that right @void slate
It was a question who'd win in this gunfight
the one on the left, great form holding the gun correctly 10/10 gunsmith
@exotic leaf If you were invited to this wine and cheese work event (bring your own booze) would you go?
Botos binted
no too many finance bros 
i didn’t know @thick orbit was shining in your room
kill the sun
The Star Wars D+ shows are much better than most recent big screen media we've seen from that franchise, but the Marvel D+ shows are considerably worse
The Star Wars shows lean more into the fantastical nature of the universe, and aren't dragged down by the Jedi/Sith narrative we've been forced to endure for most of that franshise
delete sunlight
i painted my nails again, and this time i made like minimal "mess"
Not that Jedi/Sith stuff is inherently bad, just that its oversaturated and theres a lot more we could explore
cuteeeeeee what color
Jedi/Sith is Gryffindor/Slytherin
black
waiting to see claires nails like 
only one i have lol
my boss paints her nails black
classic color honestly
I think women who paint nails black are satanists
LEWSHIFER
Lew you're a satanist now
The Marvel shows are like B- tier shows at best though
this is not up for discussion

I'm just kidding 😛
They all feel like set ups for other media rather than contained stories. It hinders enjoyment
no one should judge a person by the color of their fingernails
my manager has white nails but shes kinda creepy so i dont talk to her
unless it's a man and paints fingernails then he's gay
"Wow Loki is going to be a time cop with Owen Wilson this will be- nevermind it's just setup for the multiverse"
white nails are a red flag
Own Wilson should be Spider Man
i think white nails are pretty but the issue is it has to be on very specific persons hands
Honestly I kind of hated Loki. The story was inconsistent and the pacing was weird. The self-cest stuff with his variant was super weird too
Best thing to come out of it was the music
they also look dirty after a few days






I did it for the content tho








