💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[thick orbit]

They are just bananas when you use self checkout

[mild crystal]

i ride a bike every day and just work out until i hit the hr mark or feel sick

[sick wyvern]

I just use ringfit

[signal seal]

I respect bicycles but I just can't

and everyone I know in NYC who rides a bike has been hit by a car like 3 times

[thick orbit]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6652659/Teenager-jailed-buying-PlayStation-4-8-WEIGHING-paying-6lb-food.html

Cracks me up

[signal seal]

1 month wtf

[sick wyvern]

4 months

[thick orbit]

Got caught cause he went in another time

[signal seal]

oh i'm blind wow 4 months for that

I'm sure he's better now

[thick orbit]

He flew too close to the sun

[vast orchid]

France

[mild crystal]

a yellow name has entered
u are one of the few that shall be welcome

[sick wyvern]

Berk, only if you’re fine with little to no mic use and carrying

Just ask Ash

[sharp vale]

Berku

[vast orchid]

Literally pogging

[smoky matrix]

France

[vast orchid]

Yuck

[smoky matrix]

🇫🇷

[mild crystal]

huh?

[sick wyvern]

Dsc

[mild crystal]

as long as you listen to whats said dont sweat it

just no throwing pls

[sick wyvern]

Wut

Why would I throw if I need a completion lol

[smoky matrix]

Dsc in off topic get real

[mild crystal]

ive met some@horrid people. thats why i say that

anyway get gross density chat out this is off topic and we like it pure

[sick wyvern]

I only said it here because it got buried in gen

[signal seal]

why is netflix the quality of a school film projector

[smoky matrix]

Leftover pizza for breakfast at 13:00 living the dream

[sharp vale]

Pain

[sick wyvern]

Yer internet

[signal seal]

criterion channel is fine

[mild crystal]

lemur microwaves pizza

[signal seal]

1950's movies play in 4k

netflix literally streams in 480p

[sick wyvern]

Left over cold pizza with ranch

[smoky matrix]

I put it in the oven this time

[vast orchid]

1930's movies in 8k ultra HD

[signal seal]

seriously watch Vertigo, it looks crisper than anything on netflix or amazon

they legit do 4k restorations

[vast orchid]

Nice
Too bad I'm poor

[sharp vale]

I'm poor

[signal seal]

simply win the lottery

[vast orchid]

We can't win it if we can't buy it

[sick wyvern]

Steal it

[signal seal]

ok here's the plan.
We turn lead into gold

[smoky matrix]

No way

[vital roost]

witch.

[signal seal]

Simply put lead into a pot, stir it up, and add stuff til it's gold

[vast orchid]

WITCH QUEEN DLC???

[sharp vale]

Okay when

[signal seal]

i don't have any lead

[sick wyvern]

After you give up an arm

[mild crystal]

why are you like this

[sharp vale]

Alchemy mfs

Always unprepared

[warped aspen]

👃

[sick wyvern]

And yeet gets their soul trapped in armor

[mild crystal]

fma moment

[warped aspen]

[sick wyvern]

Or better, a fur suit >:3

[warped aspen]

[vital roost]

WAIT BIG IDEA

we turn GOLD into LEAD

[vast orchid]

[warped aspen]

[mild crystal]

cant you astolfo pic people just be normal

[sick wyvern]

No

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

@restive orbit answer this quesiton

[vast orchid]

Zamn ZANIEL

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[mild crystal]

please tell me hes at least normal

[sick wyvern]

You gave me shit for furry stuff.

[mild crystal]

i did

and i will continue to give anyone who owns a fur suit shit

[sick wyvern]

Plus you have a pink haired cat girl, you shouldn’t talk

[vast orchid]

Catgirls > fursuits owners

[mild crystal]

[restive orbit]

im the most normal person you have ever seen in your life

[mild crystal]

youre not a furry, right?

[vast orchid]

Actually actually
Cats > fursuit owners

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/quag-quagmire-family-guy-toilet-quagmire-toilet-gif-20592444

[restive orbit]

no

[mild crystal]

good.

[warped aspen]

thats not saying much

[mild crystal]

i like you. stay cool, duck

[vital roost]

ducky is v cool

[sick wyvern]

When did I even say I had one

[restive orbit]

ashy is cooler

[vital roost]

[vast orchid]

I mean every type of cats

[warped aspen]

ik

[mild crystal]

ey man, pink haired cat girl is leagues above a fursuit owner w an astolfo pic

[velvet quest]

Every astoflo pfp should take a group trip to China

[mild crystal]

LMAO

[sick wyvern]

Let’s not

[mild crystal]

thats so fucked up

[vast orchid]

Okay
Discuss your favorite kind of cat

[sick wyvern]

Heard enough racist shit

[velvet quest]

The cat kind

[velvet quest]

“Racist” lmao

[sick wyvern]

Anymore then it becomes gos

[vast orchid]

Floppa is not a cat but he is very cool so he counts

[narrow ruin]

unpog

[velvet quest]

Bingus

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-monday-morning-box-gif-13278049

cat breaking the box

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bop-scrunkly-gif-24361689

[vast orchid]

Siamese cats are pretty pog

[smoky matrix]

He's so fucking fat

[sick wyvern]

Absolute unit

[mild crystal]

obese cats

[vast orchid]

Ey don't insult the boy like that

[smoky matrix]

If you overfeed your pets I immediately dislike you

[vital roost]

too real

[sharp vale]

AAAAAHHHHH

[warped aspen]

fine ill post dimden instead

[velvet quest]

Redditors when you call their cat “morbidly obese” instead of “a heckin chonker”

[vital roost]

what's dimden

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nataon-dimden-mr-potato-cat-gif-22527953

[smoky matrix]

Real

[vital roost]

DIMDEN

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-not_dimden-cat-cute-gif-22527969

[smoky matrix]

God that whole sub is annoying

[sharp vale]

I'd rather die

[vital roost]

you lie

[sharp vale]

Facts

[mild crystal]

real

[velvet quest]

That why you should not use Reddit!

[smoky matrix]

I love dimdem

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/mother-fat-yo-mama-explode-explosion-gif-22515407

[sick wyvern]

Ok a palico then

[sharp vale]

Post bingus

[smoky matrix]

I minimise my exposure !

[velvet quest]

!!!!

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-blink-blinky-blinky-bingus-gif-19598171

[mild crystal]

man we need more 2-4 player games to play

[sharp vale]

Berkut

[mild crystal]

what

[sharp vale]

Buy me Spelunky and I'll play wif you

[vital roost]

spelunky

[vast orchid]

Payday 2

[sharp vale]

Great minds think alike

[mild crystal]

its on game pass yeet

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-bingu-big-chungus-big-head-chungus-gif-18603597

[mild crystal]

so if u havent already had gp i have a code for it

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo, berkyoo, and I, best trio of all time

I don't have gamepass

[mild crystal]

have you had it beforep

[sharp vale]

But if you have a code you should save it for a homie

Nope

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

k let me turn my pc on

[sick wyvern]

I can never escape neko arc

[smoky matrix]

I almost forgor about neko arc its been so long

[sick wyvern]

Ever since my friend showed me melty blood

[vital roost]

neco arc is never socially acceptable

[velvet quest]

I have not uploaded her in awhile

[sick wyvern]

It always is

[vital roost]

never.

[mild crystal]

riden yuuu

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-please-help-gif-23923351

[vital roost]

STOP

[velvet quest]

No

[mild crystal]

yo wait i can have air fried spring rolls

[vital roost]

okay

[vast orchid]

I will commit a crime

[smoky matrix]

insane

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Tf is neco arc

[smoky matrix]

do it coward

[vital roost]

air fryer is so good

[mild crystal]

[vast orchid]

A bad thing

[vital roost]

@mild crystal what if we air fry each other

[high wasp]

gtfo

[restive orbit]

😳

[mild crystal]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-cross-gif-23844686

[mild crystal]

that snd deep rock galactic

[smoky matrix]

I've heard good things about drg

[mild crystal]

why the fuck do i have four days off of work next week

[sharp vale]

You a victim

[restive orbit]

L bozo

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner is deep rock galactic good

[mild crystal]

oh i know why

[sharp vale]

Berku

[high wasp]

Me and pat and assorted other people aways need more people for gtfo

[mild crystal]

store manager doing bs n shit

[velvet quest]

You got fired?

[sharp vale]

Do you like where you work

[vast orchid]

Yes

[sharp vale]

What do you work as

[vital roost]

oh my god this goes so hard

[mild crystal]

mo lol
i just got extra hrs but they didnt allocate it properly yet

[restive orbit]

do you like dig rock and kill enemy

[sharp vale]

Minecraft

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

you should love yourself. NOW.

[sharp vale]

Now jajfo27&0274'0

[mild crystal]

sometimes i wonder what flies in here

[vital roost]

airplane

[restive orbit]

i will, thank you 🥰

[mild crystal]

ok now time to turn on pc

[bronze plume]

ashy#5219 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[sick wyvern]

Don’t already have pc on all the time

[vital roost]

@mild crystal did you know i can double ping people

[restive orbit]

:O

[vital roost]

watch this

.modapp @mild crystal

[hazy nebula]

@mild crystal, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[velvet quest]

It’s so messed up but so funny

[vital roost]

gottem nerd

[sharp vale]

BERK OFF THE BERK. 40

[mild crystal]

i would get demoted instantly

[vital roost]

OH NAH HE ON THE BERK 40 💀

[velvet quest]

No furries allowed

[sharp vale]

ON THE BERK 40

[onyx schooner]

what

[mild crystal]

who’s a furry in here

[vital roost]

answer the fucking question

[sharp vale]

Stab him special agent berky

[onyx schooner]

what is the question i dont care to scroll up

[vast orchid]

Me 😔

[sick wyvern]

_>

[velvet quest]

@hazy nebula

[vital roost]

YOU LITERALLY REPLIED TO IT

[mild crystal]

youre slipping motherfucker

[restive orbit]

no fucking swearing wtf is wrong with you >:c

[vital roost]

how fucking dare you

[restive orbit]

actually banned

you are gone, so banned

[vast orchid]

Don't worry I don't do the cringrey stuff

[onyx schooner]

oh i thought you said "@onyx schooner is a deep galactic god", yeah its a good game

[velvet quest]

I forgot you can curse in off topic

[mild crystal]

just this once, deli
i will unload the plasma cannon

[vital roost]

oh cool thank you

[sharp vale]

STAB EM SPECIAL AGENT BERKY

OO RAA

[sick wyvern]

Cursed

[sharp vale]

None except you

[vital roost]

i get asked that a lot

[sharp vale]

I eat crayons

[velvet quest]

I’m a male

[sharp vale]

Okay and

[velvet quest]

Cope cry seethe cum

[sick wyvern]

I ask myself that all the time

[sharp vale]

Bitches is ambiguous

To me anyways

[vast orchid]

OSHA Worker Titan

[sharp vale]

I don't discriminate

[velvet quest]

Ratio bozo

[sharp vale]

I punch all human beings equally

[smoky matrix]

he is so benevolent and kind

[mild crystal]

sickening.

[smoky matrix]

I ate the pizza too fast and now I feel sick

that's what's really sickening

[sharp vale]

Thank you lemu

[vital roost]

hey yeet

[mild crystal]

poor reemur

[sharp vale]

Yes ashy

[vital roost]

hi

[velvet quest]

Furry

[mild crystal]

WHAT IS THIS

[sharp vale]

Hi ashy

[vital roost]

BERKUT IS A FURRY

[mild crystal]

WRONG

[vital roost]

FURRY ALERT

[sick wyvern]

Fucking knew it

[sharp vale]

STAB HIM SPECIAL AGENT ASHY

[mild crystal]

[sick wyvern]

Hypocrite!

[smoky matrix]

FURRY BERKUT???

[mild crystal]

UPLOAD ONE STICKER AND NOW IM GETTIJG CALLED A gross and SUS FURRY

[smoky matrix]

the hunter becomes the hunted

[velvet quest]

Furry

[sharp vale]

Don't shit in school for 1089 days

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

YOURE A FURRY MF

[mild crystal]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[sharp vale]

Shit once and all of a sudden 1089 days of not shitting goes down the drain

[sharp vale]

YOU'RE GETTING STABBED

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

STAB HIM SPECIAL AGENT LEMY

[smoky matrix]

[sick wyvern]

You get what u gave

[mild crystal]

need to rewind time on this

[sharp vale]

🍴

[vital roost]

you cannot.

[velvet quest]

[mild crystal]

i will not be branded as a disgusting creature — not moreso than what i already am

[vital roost]

you are creature.

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-cat-speed-super-speed-kill-me-gif-19047357

[mild crystal]

the only possible route is to pull a ddlc and wipe it from our memory.

[sick wyvern]

Just accept your fate

[vital roost]

i wish

[mild crystal]

the fate of

[velvet quest]

Literally just found this. Replace animal planet camera man with Berkut#4027

[vital roost]

TRUE

[mild crystal]

[mild crystal]

THIS IS NOT HOW THIS SHOULD BE

[smoky matrix]

too late

[vital roost]

too late

[sick wyvern]

But it is

[velvet quest]

Ratio bozo

[mild crystal]

proof where

[vital roost]

that emote has cat ears furry

[mild crystal]

bruh u have cat ears too you freak

[restive orbit]

now the question is.... is berkut really a furry, or are they getting bullied

[mild crystal]

im getting bullied lol

[vital roost]

he's a furry

[mild crystal]

if i was an actual furry id drown myself

[vast orchid]

Bullied

[mild crystal]

[restive orbit]

i see

[vital roost]

who do u believe more @restive orbit me or berkut

[mild crystal]

THAT IS NOT FAIR

[restive orbit]

dude berkut stop being such a furry what heck

[mild crystal]

slandered name
now i gotta go back in time and shoot myself

[sick wyvern]

But really, it’s not serious right?

[vital roost]

why go back in time first

[mild crystal]

thankfully its not serious

[sick wyvern]

It does get kinda old

[mild crystal]

so he can die along with me

two fates erased at once

[vital roost]

obvs obvs

[sick wyvern]

When I rejoined I was kinda hesitant, getting trashed because “hur furry trash go die”

[mild crystal]

i mean yeah i dont care for it and think its cringe but do not take me seriously

i bash on everyone for something

[signal seal]

is it wrong to dip bread in peanut butter instead of making a sandwhich

[mild crystal]

‘tis but a cycle

[vital roost]

no

[smoky matrix]

it is questionable but it is not illegal

[mild crystal]

nope

[vast orchid]

Your saving grace is your liking of Sylveons

[exotic leaf]

is it toasted

[signal seal]

no it's rye gets weird if you toast it

[mild crystal]

as is yours, animal

[thick orbit]

[vast orchid]

:)

[signal seal]

@exotic leaf i'm watching closer

[velvet quest]

Weeb

[vital roost]

actually me

[thick orbit]

me all the time

[restive orbit]

(insert cozy gif)

[smoky matrix]

that has ears you furry

[vast orchid]

SAME

[vital roost]

appropriate response

[sick wyvern]

Lemur hear me out… neko arc gunpla

[smoky matrix]

I will burn bandai hq to the ground

[vast orchid]

Hear me out...no more neko arc

[velvet quest]

Did you all see the new soyjack that dropped?

[vital roost]

no

share

[vital roost]

oh god it's h3h3

[restive orbit]

mum come get me im scared

[sick wyvern]

Why

Get it away

[thin kelp]

say what you want about their ethnicity/politics/religion, that second pic is kinda fucked up

[high wasp]

They are 100% doing that face on purposeb

[velvet quest]

How

[thin kelp]

the twitter reply

[mild crystal]

berkuthangshimself.jpg

[velvet quest]

Oh, that’s just vormir the destroyer of galaxies

[smoky matrix]

(please don't)

[thin kelp]

💀

[vital roost]

noose chan...

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-privileges-revoked-horse-privileges-revoked-helicopter-gif-23555719

[vital roost]

i love that gif so much

[vast orchid]

No more honse

[onyx schooner]

Where did yellow name post go, he was cooler

[thin kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788613302753558572/932152051775979571/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[velvet quest]

Epic embed success

[smoky matrix]

my favourite video

[onyx schooner]

ita

[thin kelp]

i can finally be a powerful warlock

[sick wyvern]

I need to check out what I’ve missed in terraria

[thin kelp]

[high wasp]

Gifs like that made me try noita but I just found it kinda boring. I'm too unskilled probably

[onyx schooner]

noita is boring until you sink lifetimes into it that you can do funny things like that

[thin kelp]

hard learning curve, i just play it for fun, and if i get good rng, thats great

[vital roost]

what game is this

[thin kelp]

Noita

[vital roost]

oh

[onyx schooner]

deez noitanutz in ya mouth

[vital roost]

OH IVE SEEN THIS

[mild crystal]

[onyx schooner]

ENTER

[restive orbit]

furry

[mild crystal]

I HATE GOING IN THERE WITHOUT A SHOTGUN

[vital roost]

berkut playing spelunky without me smh

[onyx schooner]

whip them pussy

[thin kelp]

is that spelunky
wheres the guy on the cover

[mild crystal]

yeah and what about the queen

[onyx schooner]

stomp and backwhip ez

[mild crystal]

doing a solo run first before i get ready to get fucking abused

[vital roost]

???

[sharp vale]

@mild crystal furry

[restive orbit]

^

[vast orchid]

Nah

[mild crystal]

blocked

[sharp vale]

Ily

[sick wyvern]

Forever known as furry, berk

[thin kelp]

ayo? 🤨

[mild crystal]

"forever six feet under"

[vital roost]

L

[mild crystal]

cave man ded

[vital roost]

rip bozo

[high wasp]

What the dog doin

[vital roost]

he do be licking you

[sick wyvern]

He had a wife and kids

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-saul-goodman3d-meme-breaking-bad-gif-24027228

[vital roost]

i hate this so much

[sharp vale]

God I need to get spelunky 2

[vital roost]

gamepass

[high wasp]

Alright goodnight chat everyone buy gtfo thanks

[vital roost]

nightnight

[vast orchid]

Gn

[vital roost]

GORT

[thick orbit]

GORT

[restive orbit]

ayo 😳

[vast orchid]

Gort my beloved ❤️

[velvet quest]

Gogurt

[signal seal]

that's going to be a mean goose soon

[mild crystal]

i literally just gave you game pass for pc

[sharp vale]

What

When was this

[sick wyvern]

Cute

[velvet quest]

What

[thin kelp]

[smoky matrix]

Berk how to be good at ff14 pvp

do you know

[thin kelp]

no way has ffxiv has pvp

[smoky matrix]

it does

[thin kelp]

what do you do just circle each other and press keys 💀

[smoky matrix]

its madness

the main gamemode is control on a huge map with 72 people split into 3 teams

its basically team shot the gamemode but oh well

[sick wyvern]

Literally how I play

[thin kelp]

lmao

[smoky matrix]

ff14 pvp kinda fun when you get into smaller fights imo

[mild crystal]

i dont pvp lol

[smoky matrix]

I just wanted the frontline xp

[hard spindle]

Frontline sounds like fortnite

[smoky matrix]

you sound like fortnite

[lament egret]

real

[vital roost]

hi koemi

[sick wyvern]

Cursed f word

[hard spindle]

You never heard me

[hard spindle]

Neither have u stfu

[vital roost]

i have

we did a master nf with trash

[queen osprey]

[hard spindle]

Pat has aswell

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

Pat u didnt join us for gtfo and played league how could u

3 man was not v fun

[queen osprey]

just suck less

[hard spindle]

Shut it. We got so far aswell

We were on evac and i walked back by accident to make sure an ad didnt tongue wip me

Fell off the fucking edge 😭

[queen osprey]

[hard spindle]

Pat oml please use another emote 😭😭

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

waiting to get keyboard so i can play with lemur like

[hard spindle]

U two shut up aswell

I will start rando roulette again

[vital roost]

do it

[smoky matrix]

please

[hard spindle]

You guys are it supposed to want rando roulette

[smoky matrix]

its fun

[hard spindle]

This is not how you play

[vital roost]

i like it

[hard spindle]

I am never playing it w u again

I will have to come up with a new thing

[smoky matrix]

I will play it with you when you do

[vital roost]

rando roulette 2

[mild crystal]

LETS GOOOO

[hard spindle]

But you will actually not want to play it

[vital roost]

pls i swear i wont so make it

[hard spindle]

I have the creativity of 2 catatonic physc word patients

[teal temple]

L + you fell off + your rando

[vital roost]

hi eilieen

[onyx schooner]

.
c
.

[teal temple]

hello ash, how have you been today?

[vital roost]

tired

[onyx schooner]

sleep smh

[teal temple]

same, i'm so close to fucking quitting

or just not showing up one night

[vital roost]

i fucking WISH

[velvet quest]

That’d be pretty cool I think

[hard spindle]

Your one to talk

[teal temple]

i will literally make sure you have a good life rando, do not test me.

[hard spindle]

Didnt ask + your a weeb

[signal seal]

*you're

[vital roost]

actually be kinda based

[sick wyvern]

Imma change the name of my Palico to Yeet

[teal temple]

skill issue.gif

[hard spindle]

Ce gold elites on legend unironicially did shi like that all the time ong

They were so op

[teal temple]

if you remember this picture from halo 3 file share you qualify for a veteran discount

[hard spindle]

Dont care

[onyx schooner]

halo 3 isnt even real srry

[teal temple]

i am happy to say moral has improved 10 fold since blocking rando

[hard spindle]

Thats a lie she didnt block me

Im to hot ong

[sick wyvern]

I remember seeing that so many times on file share

[hard spindle]

I never had xbx live back then 😭😭

[signal seal]

i made this for you rando

[vital roost]

that's a good one

[signal seal]

and so many others

[hard spindle]

Bing have u ever considered not breathing

[smoky matrix]

harsh

[signal seal]

[hard spindle]

Ong no one likes u stop talking here

[smoky matrix]

:)

[signal seal]

yes every time I go underwater, it's common sense though

[vital roost]

tHank

[exotic leaf]

bingy 👉🏻👈🏻

[hard spindle]

Bing cant breath underwater

[signal seal]

Lewshifer

[hard spindle]

Ahahaha laugh at him

[exotic leaf]

how was Closer

[hard spindle]

🤢

[signal seal]

this is the best insult anyone has ever made to me

[hard spindle]

Thank you i do not try at all bc your not worth the effort

[signal seal]

i'm at 59:00 ngl i don't like any of the characters but I'm sticking with it

seems ok so far

[signal seal]

[hard spindle]

bing have u considered this is why ppl around you dont like you?

[velvet quest]

Cope now

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-face-حزين-emotional-frown-gif-17287461

[exotic leaf]

yeah it’s not the best movie i’ve ever seen but it’s an interesting plot

[velvet quest]

Palkia is better than dialga

[mild crystal]

L take

[void slate]

Good morning, lads

[vital roost]

hi peter! how are you?

[void slate]

Great. Just woken up and having a headache.

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

in gen 5, sure

but after that,

[lament egret]

i loved dialga

i had the little stylus with dialga on top of it

[velvet quest]

I had one of those but with zekrom instead

[mild crystal]

zekrom

[exotic leaf]

i have a headache as well

[mild crystal]

water

[exotic leaf]

i drink a bunch of wate r

[signal seal]

tea has a bit of caffeine it can help

[velvet quest]

Zekrom is my favorite box legendary, might be my favorite legendary in general

[mild crystal]

tea/water

megu thats actually depresso

[velvet quest]

Why

[mild crystal]

because zekrom is crinj and has a trash design

[exotic leaf]

it’s sooo late tho :(

[velvet quest]

Hard disagree

[mild crystal]

consume cope juice

[sick wyvern]

Furry

[signal seal]

green tea shouldn't keep you up unless you don't drink coffee/tea regularly

oh it's 2 shit

[mild crystal]

[sick wyvern]

Jk I’ll stop

[exotic leaf]

yeah exactly

[velvet quest]

I will not be coping and will instead be enjoying my shiny zekrom

[signal seal]

i thought it was 12

[mild crystal]

even worse

[exotic leaf]

i had like three cups of coffee today so idk what’s up

[lament egret]

2am moment guess i'll cry

[velvet quest]

Ok furry

[exotic leaf]

and like a gallon of water

[lament egret]

bro you know who will always be my fav legendary

[mild crystal]

megu u like zekrom dont talk

[signal seal]

if you feel the headache behind your eyes it might be caffeine withdrawl

[velvet quest]

And you like animal dick

[mild crystal]

choose your words wisely.

[mild crystal]

maybe if i was a gross furry but thankfully im not

[lament egret]

kyurem my beloved

[velvet quest]

I prefer white kyurem more

[mild crystal]

kyurem black or white

this will decide everything

[lament egret]

i liked both but idk, kyurem white has a cooler shiny but kyurem black just feels cooler to me

[sick wyvern]

The harder you deny, the more it’s true

[lament egret]

and then regular kyurem is just

[exotic leaf]

it’s like on the bridge of my nose and mildly behind my eyes

[mild crystal]

i can twist those words but id get banned so fast

[lament egret]

i like its shiny

[velvet quest]

Oh boy do I have something to show you

[mild crystal]

kyurem white, but its actually gen five latios draco meteor

[sick wyvern]

Doit

[signal seal]

could be idk. i'm sorry headaches are the worst.

[lament egret]

whos ur favorite starter berkut

[mild crystal]

cant get banned just yet, theres too many peopple i like in here

[lament egret]

and/or final evo of said starter

[mild crystal]

mudkip

[mild crystal]

went to beat all of emerald w just mudkip and it was brutal

[lament egret]

im hard tied between totodile and snivy being my favorites

[signal seal]

muk is the best don't @ me

[velvet quest]

Treecko my beloved

[lament egret]

i picked up mudkip for oras and i loved my little child

[mild crystal]

my favorite pokemon are literally mudkip, kartana, and tapu lele

mudkip goat in oras

[lament egret]

my favorites are serperior, flaaffy, mismagius

[mild crystal]

unfortunately oras brought mega ray and ruined comp for a bit but oh well

[velvet quest]

I did randomly get this when I was resetting omega ruby for an adamant mudkip

[lament egret]

ampharos if im running an actual team

[signal seal]

@exotic leaf this is actually a really good movie i just don't like Julia Roberts or Jude Law

[mild crystal]

FLAAAAAAFY
and then we get this imposter wooloo

im not saying i hate wooloo but hes a fucking imposter.

[lament egret]

you know about pokemon uranium, berkut

[mild crystal]

ive heard of it

i was thinking about getting back into pokemmo

[lament egret]

hollup

theres a dark fighting ampharos line in uranium and it looks pretty good

[mild crystal]

huge

i was gonna buy a switch soon cause i promised a friend i would if gen 4 remakes came out

[lament egret]

baariette my beloved imposter

[velvet quest]

I wish you could change Pokémon genders. I wanna hunt for shiny feebas but male milotic looks like absolute shit

[velvet quest]

They have been out for awhile

[teal temple]

best shiny is this boi right here

[lament egret]

shiny minior my beloved

[velvet quest]

Shiny minion is great

Too bad you only see it half the battle

Or not at all

[lament egret]

true

[velvet quest]

Latias my beloved

[thin kelp]

literally L pokemon

ratio + thundurus better

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-muk-gif-11033876

[mild crystal]

people who use thunderus often take L's from stealth rock

[mild crystal]

didnt buy one at the time cause irl important things

[vital roost]

who's trying to play pokemon showdown w me

[mild crystal]

real???

[vital roost]

real

[void slate]

God I shouldn't drink wine

[vital roost]

why?

[void slate]

it gives me headaches

[vital roost]

[void slate]

beer and wine give me headaches, I can only drink whiskey

[velvet quest]

Just do drugs

[signal seal]

wine is like the worst for morning aftger

[teal temple]

i need more out of context quotes from others

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/sgtcoffee-gif-21179473

[vital roost]

i actually laughed

[exotic leaf]

yummy

[teal temple]

does anyone have the one with frost saying "destiny players when they're child isn't submissive"?

[hard spindle]

and?

[velvet quest]

I still have this

[hard spindle]

he love poo

[void slate]

Winnie the Pooh

[velvet quest]

Pooh*

[teal temple]

wtf is frosts @ in this discord

[vital roost]

@wind axle

[teal temple]

thank you, idk why it didn't show up with him in the search bar

[hard spindle]

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE HAVING THAT ISSUE

Literally whenever I need someones @ they just never appear

[velvet quest]

@frost

Unreal

[vital roost]

get real

[velvet quest]

Ok I will now turn this into an emote

[teal temple]

i forgot frost got hacked so his new account doesn't have the line i was searching for

[velvet quest]

Wtf it’s too big

Why

[mild crystal]

ash get pokemmo

[vital roost]

do u actually want to poke showdown

[vital roost]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

ye
but also get pokemmo

[vital roost]

what's pokemmo

[mild crystal]

i primarily do randoms since gen 8 comp@is aids

its basically live service pokemon

[vital roost]

o

[mild crystal]

here let me find the website

cooking rn so u gotta give a berrykut a second

[vital roost]

i don't have a team so we need to do randoms

[vital roost]

?

[mild crystal]

yes that

[vital roost]

.eu site. cringe

[velvet quest]

EU. Cringe

[mild crystal]

its ok get the na version

[hard spindle]

americans 💤

[thick orbit]

ate so much food

https://tenor.com/view/aria-shachou-aria-the-animation-full-so-full-satisfied-gif-17433380

[sharp vale]

What's up lames

[signal seal]

what is this little monster

[thick orbit]

Don't know but think it is from one piece maybe

[smoky matrix]

hello yeti

[vital roost]

hi yeet

you should get some sleep yeet

[thick orbit]

https://myanimelist.net/character/4786/Aria_Pokoteng

[sharp vale]

I napped all day

[vital roost]

well nap all night

[sharp vale]

Can't even if I wanted to

[vital roost]

felt

[signal seal]

i napped today i woke up feeling like i was in another dimension

[thick orbit]

I just kept eating today

[vital roost]

were u

did you make it to the nether

[signal seal]

no same one as always

[vital roost]

[teal temple]

the best part of a nap is the first 5 seconds of forgetting who you are and where we are, then reality kicks in.

[vital roost]

tru tru

[teal temple]

does anyone get like some weird sleep paralysis stuff before they actually fall asleep? like i'll be about to fall asleep and want to move but i have to like WILL myself to move

[lament egret]

ive never had like sleep paralysis legit

[teal temple]

oh it's a legit thing

[toxic grove]

im fuck

[teal temple]

i just googled it, one sec

Sleep paralysis usually occurs at one of two times. If it occurs while you are falling asleep, it's called hypnagogic or predormital sleep paralysis.

If it happens as you are waking up, it's called hypnopompic or postdormital sleep paralysis

[vital roost]

i've had sleep paralysis

i used to be really into like lucid dreaming and sleep paralysis stuff

probably why i have such a hard time sleeping now

[mild crystal]

alright food is done

[smoky matrix]

what's food

[mild crystal]

dunplings n steak

[teal temple]

lucid dreaming is the best, ngl it's so fun doing nearly anything with no repercussions

[vital roost]

oooo good good

[smoky matrix]

odd combo but sounds good

[vital roost]

my sleep paralysis was scary as fuck

[mild crystal]

i didnt have the time to prep tempura unfortunately

[vital roost]

:((

[wind axle]

Get real

[smoky matrix]

Berk I just finished all the nier raids

[vital roost]

hi frost

[velvet quest]

[wind axle]

School is cringe

[velvet quest]

Success

[teal temple]

please do not burn your steak berkut

[vital roost]

medium rare best

[velvet quest]

YES, medium rare is best

[vital roost]

a little pink on the inside or no steak

[teal temple]

steak juice

[velvet quest]

If anyone wants them well done, they’re getting their face burned well done on the grill

[vital roost]

meat juice

[restive orbit]

😳

[velvet quest]

Sus

[teal temple]

i forgot i had this pic of my bunny when she was still smol

[vital roost]

sushi,,,

[teal temple]

my buddy sent me this pic with no context, pls help

[vital roost]

he has committed crimes

[teal temple]

i forgot i had this one as well

btw ash this is sushi before we trimmed her

[vital roost]

fuzzy,...,.

[teal temple]

this is her after getting trimmed, well more like 3 months later but she was just a literal dust ball

[vital roost]

would pet

[vital roost]

she cleans up so nice

[restive orbit]

can i pet you OwO

[teal temple]

i would die for sushi

she's just so adorable

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

[velvet quest]

[vital roost]

of course 😳

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

how's your steak and dumplings

[vital roost]

hiii yeet

[mild crystal]

great
watching my roommate play rn

[vital roost]

play what

[restive orbit]

[mild crystal]

bad game
he punched the wall bc of stag

[vital roost]

what really

[mild crystal]

yes
he legit doesnt like playing against it

[vital roost]

it's good but it's not broken or anything imo

[mild crystal]

hm yes 15 percent dr for standing still and healiong

[restive orbit]

warlock mains

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

stag is so stupid

apparently not according to ash

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

hi

stag is easily countered just throw a nade on the rift

[restive orbit]

nade dn

[vital roost]

okay

[signal seal]

stag in off topic

[restive orbit]

wait

[vital roost]

type of deer

[signal seal]

shame

[restive orbit]

no i was joking please dont

[vital roost]

too late.

[signal seal]

[restive orbit]

fuck

[teal temple]

On god

[vital roost]

swearing !

[restive orbit]

mum come get me im scared

[vital roost]

also L for whoever got sniped

[signal seal]

lemur said density

[vital roost]

oh

[restive orbit]

im sorry please fucking ban me rn

[teal temple]

L

[sharp vale]

La grenouille

[vital roost]

calling my bff caddi to come get u

[sharp vale]

La grenouilleus

[restive orbit]

no please

[hard spindle]

I hate all of u so fucking much ong

[vital roost]

too late !

[restive orbit]

too bad i have a gun

what now bozo

[sharp vale]

Leave then

[vital roost]

caddince has a bullet proof vext

[hard spindle]

shut up yeetim

[restive orbit]

i have bullets that dont care about bullet proof vexts

[teal temple]

@trail citrus ur bad at minecraft

[hard spindle]

[queen osprey]

[teal temple]

found the door for you pat

[sharp vale]

No u

[mild crystal]

ash cute

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Ashcyootie

[vital roost]

hi yeetim

[smoky matrix]

Yeti hru today

[somber anvil]

Henlo chat

[vital roost]

hi

[somber anvil]

Hru ash

[vital roost]

rn i'm good

[somber anvil]

Poggies

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[velvet quest]

I have made progress on emote making

[somber anvil]

Hi lemur hru

[vital roost]

on the diagla emote?

[velvet quest]

Nope

[vital roost]

oooo nice nice

[velvet quest]

I can’t find a good treecko one

[smoky matrix]

sleepy but mostly good

[somber anvil]

Yay

[smoky matrix]

you?

[teal temple]

Gamers

[somber anvil]

Good, was upset last night but better rn

[teal temple]

I saw a moon halo tonight

[sharp vale]

Depressed

[teal temple]

It's beautiful ngl

[smoky matrix]

:( that's good

[vital roost]

#876238362443407380 @restive orbit

[sharp vale]

Might sleep now

[vital roost]

good go to sleep sleep well

[somber anvil]

Gnz

[teal temple]

nobody care about moon halo

[mild crystal]

GARDEVOIR

[velvet quest]

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

zorua...

[velvet quest]

My favorite Pokémon of all time

[exotic leaf]

me

[signal seal]

shiny grimer 😮

[somber anvil]

I care about you tho

[teal temple]

halo moon...

[mild crystal]

time to slog through all of hoenn without taking any damage

[vital roost]

pokemon showdown when??

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-plush-spin-spinny-rotate-gif-22932333

[mild crystal]

soon

let me make char and then ill hop in

[lament egret]

pokemon showdown gen 8 randoms pls

[vital roost]

i want to play showdown

[mild crystal]

any gen past 6 is dog shit

and gen 6 is still not good

[teal temple]

hard agree

[mild crystal]

dynamax is the stupidest f ucking shit ive ever seen

Z moves? what the fuck are those?

[teal temple]

gotta make the game easier for kids i guess

[mild crystal]

full of stupid bullshit for the 12 year old gamers

[velvet quest]

Can’t find treecko but sceptile is cool enough

[vital roost]

sceptile v cool

[signal seal]

[mild crystal]

gen six wasnt great but it wasnt 7 or 8

[lament egret]

woah wait what is that

is that pokemmo

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

yes

[lament egret]

damn !!

[mild crystal]

you are now bound to the chains of installing it

[lament egret]

guess im downloading pokemmo

[vital roost]

STOP PLAYING MMO AND NOW COME PLAY SHOWDOWN >:(

[lament egret]

ashy did u want to do actual teams or randoms

[vital roost]

i don't have a team

[mild crystal]

IM COMING GOD

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

omg hi sceptile

[somber anvil]

Hi koe

[lament egret]

i give up on the mls grind so i need a game to chill with while my brain rots

[vital roost]

my showdown name is ashyoo

[lament egret]

im in the lobby, koekonut

[mild crystal]

[velvet quest]

Omg shaymin

[mild crystal]

quick someone throw me a name

[vital roost]

:(

[lament egret]

o wait let me

[mild crystal]

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS

[signal seal]

bing but not bing

[lament egret]

change my character sprite

[vital roost]

@lament egret what gen

[lament egret]

any gen is okay

[vital roost]

5 it is

[lament egret]

pogur

[signal seal]

[mild crystal]

[velvet quest]

Get real

[mild crystal]

shaymin goat

[velvet quest]

True

[mild crystal]

wait theres a showdown app

[velvet quest]

I will now add jirachi

[mild crystal]

ok ash i made an acc

[velvet quest]

I have two options for milotic and I need help deciding

Which one

[mild crystal]

gen 5 variant

s\oh shit

gen 3, you have to
its so good

[lament egret]

gen 3

[mild crystal]

every person in their middle to high school years should strive to be as beautfiul as milotic is in the lore

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

ASHY

[vital roost]

i'm not doing that

[lament egret]

TAKE THE L

[vital roost]

i forfeit

[lament egret]

: (

[vital roost]

@mild crystal what's ur name

ok koe we go again

[velvet quest]

[lament egret]

i got mf furi music playing

intense pokemon battling

[mild crystal]

time to fucking log out of it again

[velvet quest]

Hmm it came out a bit weird

[lament egret]

omg aggron my beloved

[mild crystal]

incoming aura sphere

[velvet quest]

The goal is to hit this list plus a few others

[mild crystal]

user id is BUwUssy @vital roost

gardevoir and volcarona yes sir

dragapult is a maybe

[vital roost]

my team is so bad

i got a mf prankster volbeat with only u turn as his attack

[lament egret]

[velvet quest]

Dragapult will be replaced with hisuian zorua soon

[vital roost]

the 8% beedrill sweep

[mild crystal]

ash but taking longer than a woman to put makeup on

[velvet quest]

Remade

[vital roost]

so close

[lament egret]

my last mon was a stall carbink btw

[mild crystal]

yo why tf is siege the ugliest game on the planet now

[vital roost]

what gen berkut

[mild crystal]

doesnt matter

[vital roost]

6

6 is my fav