#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Rip
who's not on their phone while working
I'm installing my new gpu drivers right now
Sorry dude. Didn’t know you worked keep doing what you are doing for the economy 👍 I apologize
💀


Tfw time theft
good
everything is installed I just need to run a game
ooooooo boot them bitches up
waiting for elevator
can I elevate you
ayo????
i use elevators so much when at work
claire is work going okay today?
ehh
there was a function happening here and after it ended, one of my areas got busy
you work at the group home right?
no?
In a way all the mods do
hey a jobs a job, aint no shame
this girl im friends with sent me a friend request on her new discord account after her previous one got locked out for tos, and i ignored it for so long she deleted the request
Damn
LMAO
it's ok, she's so weird
she aint gon do nothin lmao
one time i played gmod prop hunt w her and i showed her a baby doll and she was like "is this our child?" and i said something like no and walked away
Shes into you Claire
yeah I think she wants kids
She was until you donowalled
hm
lore 
oo
xause i also have gp
of course i want to play with u
i’ll download when i get out of bed in 4 hours

🤧
now go back 😐
yes it's installed and works just fine, in fact it's quieter than my previous
nice!
@hard spindle
i’m glad it works so well for you
we'll see how it works in games, satisfactory is now butter smooth 😌
that’s amazing, you’ll have to stream for us sometime
gm ash howd u sleep
meh
😭 thx peter
hbu
😷
why’s that? :(
🤨
my sleep is basically just long naps
same
so i slept at 9, woke up at 12, fell asleep again, woke up at 3, fell asleep again and woke up at 6

the elite sleep schedule
i fell asleep at like 7 and woke up around 10
u deff need more sleep
and yet he choses to sit in bed
Your mom needs more sleep
gottem
berk if i could just go back to sleep i would
pat outerwilds pls
also pov me just realizing my boots are such a trash roll and I didnt notice
PLAY
speelunky 2 soz
outer wilds 10/10 honestly
pls play outerwilds berk
actually beautiful
this games ost is fucking 
what game
i'm going to check gta again and see if it crashes
spelunky 2 @smoky matrix
I have a drink for you @desert pilot https://youtu.be/3-ZqD9-W1_8
Hey, I need a glass of CAVEMAN.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMfjCu7vD00
wait the shopkeeper can climb ladders now 
Look at this guy he's having a fantastic drink
big deal i dan do that
I dan do that too
i dan do that
please clap
oh I see

Thank you 🙂
what the FUCK do you mean 
buy plasma cannon
$450000

can't you read berk smh
genchat monster prom? 
wha
okay

Thank you kind sir
i’m not sure on computer
Franklin isn't as sexy as CJ
that’s a fair conclusion

Shit this is confusing
In gta 4 you held f long to enter as passenger
In gta 5 you press F long to steal taxi
theft
shadow showing toes rn
This place looks familiar
Hey this is where cj lives
Only in America people put train tracks on the middle of a road
well in america, the train tracks were probably there first lol
american moment
well wouldn't you know the game crashed
Can we post youtube videos in the stream promotions channel?
looking to do a bounty dump, need someone over level 400
Shit fuck, door stuck
shaking and crying
it can't be the drivers right, or the gpu that's causing the crash
It's the fucking intel processor or something Discord. It has to be.
i'm just pissed
it just straight up crashes without error message now
it could be Discord that's causing the crashes though @exotic leaf i will try to play for a bit without discord
okay ):
yeah that's the likely culprit here
hosting bounty dump /join Juls#8515
thanks, sorry, I didnt know
all g
are you using betterdiscord?
or just normal disc
Lemur to the rescue
maybe
excuse me lemur?? what is betterdiscord
well that answers that then
idc it's got themes im downloading it
maybe reinstall discord if that's what's causing the conflict otherwise idk ;-;
better dn
thank you knee
it aint much, but its honest work
idk where I'd be without you

idk I was gonna say it could be the problem
I had issues with it crashing other stuff and also crashing itself
but a lot of people use it with no issue so
:D

dont need nitro when u got betterdiscord
^
the shopkeeper killed the axolotl 
:(

i’ve never play soelunky before
if i get up rn can we play
i’ll get up to play with you
Catch a charge or catch feelings
hi yeet
eating one sec

but sure 
flesh horn flesh horn
L
there is no L, just reality
get real


Hi Ashy did you sleep
3 hours
omg same
oof i did 5
flesh wyvern :(
flesh wyvern
flesh wyvern
hi masto how are you
im dying how about you

it's -13* f it's cold as fuck
bing chillin
and the worst part is there's no clouds and it's sunny
yeah it's going to last through february
it’s 1 degrees here
bing i fell asleep how was whiplash
fries got cold 
-40 soon
air fryer ezpz
using it rn
yeah feeling your inner nose freeze when you go outside 😐
i also got korean bbq sauce from buffalo wild wings and its so fucking good
get ran
pretty good cool ending
I believe now that indeed gta was crashing cause of discord
i could go for a fucking pizza rn
my favorite is when your nose starts running cause of it 
yeah, what kind
I ate Balkan pizza yesterday
in -40 your inner nose freezes and so does your hair and it hurts, it's not cold
i mean hurt is a better way to describe than cold i think
stick a napkin in it 🧠

classic pep
better be anything but pineapple
yo that sounds 🔥
olives :(
you don't like black olives 😮
no.
u dont like olives huh?
black olives are so good
if we order pizza i will pick the olives off your slices and eat them myself 🙂
what are you 5
omg thank u
cmon ash
no thank you
we gotta b better than this
no they're nasty >:(
@mild crystal
it dumpeth and it taketh away
I might order some olives with pizza on them today
olives and jalapeños
can you add feta to that or nah
i actually really appreciate peppers on pizza
speaking of pizza, waiting for mine to come 
im mot huge on olives but i wokt refuse them like i do pineapple
olives, feta, jalapenos, and what's the 4th? Artichoke hearts?
I wanna like olives but I have the diet of a toddler so i dont like literally anything
or canadian bacon
is there lore in this game @mild crystal
am i going to have to catch up on the lore
hey if you guys like Steak & Cheese, order one with Pickles and Bacon
no
what the fuck, ew
pickles are just eww
no, it's not ew
pickles suck ass
all my normal homies hate pickles
pickles are disgusting
you aren't normal if you like pickles
pickles fuckikg blow
pineapple belongs on pizza

stop talking about pickles that way
blockable message
pickles ):<
claire, i will erase that message from my memory

?
you lied to me.

pickles >>>
FUCK pineapples on pizza
THAT WASNT IN THE FIRST SPELUNKY ALRIGHT
berkut spittin factual information
1 blocked message
guys i got jesus to block me
too good
i hear what you're all saying but we have a bigger enemy than pineapple
bing, leave
i will erase you off the earth.
kiwi is so fken good
someone take his donator

demote pat
kiwi is so good but not on fucking pizza
pat, you're fired
you can 100% eat kiwi skin
yeah you can eat it but its fucking gross
i love kiwi i eat the skin
i dont like kiwi skin it feels so coarse and not satisfying
ill eat you
i dont like how hairy it is
you can eat banana skin too 
i dont eat it
weaklings
yall actually some psychopaths
but kiwi is fucking delicious
.gamermoment
yeah idk
ppl in this chat enjoy eating fuzzy kiwi skin
watching people nonchalantly eat banana skin is kinda scary
POCKET SAAAND
@mild crystal
yall so lost not even jesus can save you
doog
i saw somebody make “bacon” out of banana peels
need to get out the restroom but im fighting for my life rn
?????
how do i use key
i dont understand it either
my iq lowers are more people spread what they like
down + x and walk to the door
thank u
death sentence
that tat is beautiful
the music is the worst part
the music is the worst part
lemme tell yall how nice betterdiscord is
let me tell you who asked
that looks like a sticker rather than a tattoo
this is an odd question but does anyone else have an irrational fear of using any bathroom but their own
who asked
berkut i died
dw ill be there to get laid out with u
at least before the food seeps into my blood and k.o’s me for nine hrs
I will stream gta 4 @exotic leaf this doesn't crash from discord
so i scrolled through my camera and i still have ash’s sock pics 
???
get a new phone
burn it
thought thst was broly
im not saying i hate it but im also just as confused as to why i have it
I would like to think you're
a literal creature
Gordon Ramsey a sayan 🤔
a snake came out of a pot
well that was fun. popped out to get some drink and had to break back in cause i forgot my keys.
and it is juggling me against the wall
lmao
i keep an extra key in my wallet
im one or you? my head cant comprehend this sentence for some reason
always keep distance when breaking objects
my poor neighbour just witnessed how easy it was too.
kinda scary easy to break in
since i live in a block of flats and she kindly lent me a hammer
wait you used a hammer 😐
Lmaoo
I didnt smash anything
i remember locking myself out my house and going in through the window — busted my ass on the tv stand
i manged to jimmy the lock with it though
i keep a key in my wallet and my car
i have a backup key in my bag, and one in the front hard
I just keep mine in my zip in my bag
- my grandparents have a key also and they live a 5 minute walk
someone got their phone number in their bio in genchat 
i prob should leave one with my parents since they are only like 15mins away.
gonna assume it isnt there actual number
WHAT
took too long
if it is there number: 
YOU GOT YOUR POCKETS RAN BY GHOST JESUS
GHOST JESUS

ash getting clapped out here
i was literally trapped by it

ash aint nothing compared to jesus
wdym i took too long
did u break a vase by any chance
ayo, can anyone make my pizza come faster ive been waiting 35 minutes 
i spawned in, broke a vase, ghost jesus came out and trapped me
yrp
literally lasted 13 seconds

that's the average time i last btw 😔
we know
put it to the test
We know
i fell and got trapped
other wise you would be in a relationship
this game is hard
or u suck
you aren't having a good time
LMAO

pat oml




I cant with any of u

what does the dog do

hopefully get u to shut up
no i dont own the game
...


do u have gamepass nene
add me u freak @vital roost
what are you using xbox thing for
no? i dont play xbox stuff
ok but know i use my brother's xbox account because he has gamepass so his name is cringe
no one wants to add u
i use xbox app bc pc game pass is better than everything
shut the fuck up rando ur kids r gonna be uglier than u
no clout
bitch i dont want clout
didnt think thats humanly possible
wow you actually got the name skill issue
you spelled it wrong
ye bc I am the pinncle of beauty. everyone uglier than me
well done
donwe
ash instead of correcting my fucking spellings how about u correct ur fucking life
yo rando, make my dominos come faster
how about you edit your shitty grades
hes too sleepy
okay I might have recognized the issue that causes discord to crash games
oh??
uk dominos 😐
theres no good places for pizza near me
yes it's hardware acceleration possibly, I just turned it off
who decided that the xbox friendslist is not in alphabetical order
OH that's an idea yeah
fish shops dont do good pizza rando
JOIN
I suppose the hardware acceleration was interfering with games and causing them to crash
yeah
probs
cant hear you rando listening to kanye
I forgot that was a thing
@exotic leaf hey I'm streaming now
always turn it off unless you're playing a game on browser
kanye the goat 😤
i’m cleaning rn
mmmm no
whos better
when you invite ash and he still doesnt join
playboi carti obvi
blocked
ok

NWA
i never got an inv
you capping fuck
I INVITED YOU MF
delete
who
cardi b is fucking terrible
hence why meme is so true and funny and good
kanye superior
what's your code berk
is it flickering in cutscenes or is that me
hes literally jesus
651FDA7D
Easy E, Dre, MC Ren, Ice Cube, Doc and Yella
ok "AlienFace921"
kanye west is HOMELESS 
bing more like boomer
what up with orange pigeon lol
they good but kanye just better, my kanye stan is coming out
peter didn't you get gtav?
I listen to Beethoven does that make me from the 1700's Eddie 😐
Bing straight out of the 1700s

I wear powdered wigs
hot
can i smell it
got hacked, wasnt me
Also Dance Monkey girl is better than Kanye
shut uppp!! 
Dance for me dance for me oh oh oh
LMAO
THIS GAME SUCKS
u just suck

your mom sucks
boys do I get takeaway or sleep
Both
Sneed
takeaway
lewshifer is cleaning her room after a raid
Order takeaway, forget about it, and sleep
hi celica
~I already did this mission before I don't know why the game didn't save it
Shut the fuck up
you are all not very helpful

gonna watch you stream while i clean Peter
eat a salad fat hoe
hi yeet
I have not eaten today or yesterday so I could balance out a takeaway. Im smort
Gamer on the beat
you truly aren't
i always forgot how hot oil gets when you drive your car and immediately do the change
im v smart
I did one on a Veloster
no one here agrees
i
ASH YOU FUCKING DUNCE LMAO
Daily reminder to do you oil change at home
bc they are all stupid af
Real
HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
ironic coming from you

yo disposing of the oil is a total PITA and if you spill in the driveway it sucks
bad gcses zzzz
I'm very smart
gotta drive a big jug of dirty oil to auto zone
If berkut and ash speak once more I will be turning violent
^
Dump it in the ocean fym
thank fuck someone feels the same way
I have you know, i failed maths. sent it back for remark and it came back with a pass by 1 mark
cope !

L
Anyways I meant that as in don't take your car to a shop for service
A) there is no ocean in Vermont B) a game warden would slaughter me
They don't care about your oil service
pass =/= good gsces
it does because I said so
They just put whatever is in the pumps in every car
bruh
got my pockets ran
my dealer gives me free rentals, they did 12k worth of work on my car when i blew my turbo (extended warranty covered it)
I don't even know what oil type it is
some dealers really care
depends who they are
I just put random ass oils in someone's turbo veloster
i have the service managers cell
bruh
i would stab you in the eye
I would too
that’s fucked up
My other friend who works at a lube place does the same bc that's the protocols
So I'm sayin'
I would stab everyone here ngl
well lube places are a scam

I cannot name 1 good person in this chat
Don't give those places business
NEVER got a lube shop
me

pat you just bought yourself the express package
It's all scams yes

your a femboy....
And the oil filters they use are cheap garn
Pat best mod
i change my oil at 3k even though it's 10k recs, i've had 16 oil changes since i bought my car
says who 
Want me to pull the mfing dms
if you pull the valve cover off my car it will look brand new
I'd rather spend 80$ on my oil change at home instead of 60$ at the shop
rando threatens to send dms part ???
$110 at the shop 😐
If you pull the valve cover off my car it would also look brand new
who r u?
Yeah but I have an American muscle car
Be nice I have never done it
You have expensive German weirdness
For the price a GTI is actually an insane deal. Hotels let me park it in front
Dm
Lames
rando a snitch???
I usually get premium parking at good hotels in Montreal / Boston
confirmed
GTIs are the broke man's Lambo
want me to snitch on u next?

broken mans dn
if i'm driving the broke mans Lambo i'm happy 😄

better than the broke mans Pugeot
Shit


Robert Deniro

We saved old man from prison
no let him rot
Free Bryan 
Ah Derrick is the name
ash you fool
seems to be a common theme
Niko helps a friend in need
I am going to get violent if u 2 dont take it to dms
shopkeep killed it
cry
didnt ask nene
cope public room 
which monkeys here have gtfo
I will hunt you down and kill you
@hard spindle has it i think
My name is monke
aw rlly u think so?
Yes
i met a guy in Germany who invited me into his home (of course i had dinner with his family) and his car had those wheels i'll never forget

and his friends made fun of him for the wheels but i thought they were really cool 😄


Look after yourself, yeah?
gtfo players I need ppl NOW
how about you gtfo
woah


hi mayo 


magma man fucking killed shopkeep and shopkeeper pulled the trigger and killed it
God of War on PC
10/10
nO
This is not ok
I love war
😐 this is why your parents dont speak to you
will get god of war when it goes on sale
worth getting?
i refuse to believe this is the first good god of war
idk how much it is argentina steam
I refuse to believe in discounts
was i not supposed to
What monkey
i can vpn to whatever region you want and check prices
i got detroit become human for like 6 quid
what does the egyptian thing i picked up do @mild crystal
i have no idea if that's a good deal or not
its a key
it was 35 without a sale
i got it on steam
thats like 32 quid
more than i thought for argetina
Cheapest god of War would be Turkish region, $24.32
i only got my main and argentina
$40.43 in Argentina
my friend gave me this acc as she didnt use it anymore
I simply don't buy games I won't play
rust tastes nasty
@queen osprey is the animal channel deleted or hidden?
BERK IS A MENACE
how come
there is no animal channel
he just fucking murdered the shop keep
jail
smh
HE IS GOING ON A MURDER SPREE
channel called pets of [redacted]
we have the lilith pictures thread
i've never seen it
where navist posts his cat
fyi, shopkeep is gonna wanna kill us
need to play this again but no friends play it, modded zombies goated
this the shopkeep dude? i recognize him from four souls
OH NO
berk just fucking murdered me
swear it was a channel
LMAO
THE SHIELD KILLED HIM
like 2018-2019
I farted
the duel of a life time
it is hum
God of War is worth the money
will wait for a sale 
fun
I drowned
😦
he drowned
any British people want to see my new tea kettle
im getting fucking griefed bro
i'm going insane
Same
I love insanity
I need some food so I'm gonna take a break
Thank you @exotic leaf and @high wasp
I forgor
yeah because you werent watching the stream
have fun peter
im loyal peter remember that when the time comes
ash and i have it
now if only gta 5 won't crash when streaming
it was too difficult to watch
yeah the flicker isnt great
ASH NO LMAO
have you tried streaming desktop instead of the application?
maybe theres a way to configure obs preview and then stream that. sounds like a pain though
turning off OBS preview helps frames a lot
hes streaming to discord not like twitch
i didn't grab it i hit a skeleton and it moved it @mild crystal
yeah i know but previews still lag you

do i order pizza from a place that doesn't wear masks and just shut down for covid
the pizza is really good i'm so torn
how
ash whenever i see your name now im reminded about that my little ares 🥺 thing
that was one of the best messages ever sent in this server

this one?
yeah

i love my little ares
whats that like
laggy
tbh i've never used Zoom we use microsoft teams at work
i had a bug on zoom where every time i turned on camera it crashed
wait i did use zoom once, for a virtual tour
and then one day it stopped happening
whoa 😮 whos this star ⭐ ⁉️ playing league of legends 🏃♂️ in go-live 🎆
league 

Go Live going crazy rn
wait why didn't you get the key and put it in the cave @mild crystal
we were ficked regardless
do you tho
yeah do u
😵💫
Hmm do i play metroid dread or watch a movie in my phone
metroid
Yea def good
gen chat is bad enough i cant imagine how horrible voice can be
Go live is chill
better than get chat
The people there rn are friendly
If you wana join it you wont get shit-talked or deal with meh people
yeah those ppl usually show up around 8pm
wouldn't it be insane catch distance?
ASH YOU FUCKER
do u expect me not to sabotage
got me a little hairy man
why you guys having a private convo in here
4
The original...David Blaine Street Magic Part Two! See David Blaine terrorize the same two idiots from the first video.
Starring Mitch Silpa, Mikey Day, and Michael Naughton.
Directed by David Morgasen.
There's been some confusion about where this one is posted. It's finally here along with the first one.
And Part Three is coming soon!

Hi Claire
Luna ❤️
Peter 💛
shut up
what is going on in vc
I am second tier
dn
hi nene
Don't know who the mighty is but hope they are cool
hi
why did you donate 100
for the lols

Gamer
Trying to unlock tier 2 donator
rainbow flair
tier 2 dono
I have the secret to unlocking tier 2 mod
Ren acting up
i gave $10 and felt like a regular old Philanthropist
But i cant say cuz leaking mod stuff
6 months mod then you leave for retired staff
if y'all do play it, I could join 
hi chatbox my stummy hurt
hi
cereal?
no im just nervous about something and its really messing with me 

Hi koe
it will be fine Koe
on god today gonna blow
Hope u get better 
me every day
i agreed to meeting and playing with an old friend i didn’t want to talk to no more bc of personal shit but im trying to give him a chance 
so im just nervous
Your gonna be fine :)
why are cats so awesome
constantly coping
i gave away everything i have on xbox and that's a big rip
gm koe!!
hi mastodon 
howd u sleep
pretty well but now i got the shakes bc im very nervous about today

disgusting
u got this, dont worry

Ren pulling out the classics
Yep lmao
You also had another about foxx posting and mods comming after u tik tok
the monty python one?
Ahhh with the girl
mood, just wanna use my nova prime on pc 
Yee
I didnt get the edited version
Yup this
LMAO
I remember

Mb wrong chat
yep
Man Im trynna get my CoC account back and Ive been banned by supercell 6 times already
why their customer support suck this much
u cheatin ?
cheater moment
Always
How did it get banned 6 TIMES
Ur lost
using burner emails to make account to reciver the account if i get even a single detail wrong the bot insta bans me
Ive only talked to one person and the conversation maxed out and the bot auto banned me
Yikes
Who thought its a good idea if the customer service person doesnt respond in an hour you get auto banned














