#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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THE EYES THE ORANGE EYES


is your name a reference to satanism
it’s Lucifer but spelt with a lisp
Lu-thi-furr
so you're a satanist 🥀
No it's spelled in Sean Connery voice
Lew-shhifer

need an emote for that
LMAO
Sounds like Le Chiffre the bad man from Bond movie

old james bond was the best
goldeneye 64 
Pierce Brosnan James Bond >

real
Now that I know the truth I will distance myself
chat, i'm coping rn
whats up claire
watching an anime i don't find very interesting




heyy thats the spy guy, not as good as the next one tbh
Pierce in Goldeneye - Best >> Connery in Goldfinger >> 2nd Best >> Roger Moore Best in the Rest
Why is Golden Eye game so popular
it was the first 3d FPS, came with multiplayer, multiple difficulties, and was good for infinite hours

hi claire 
hilew
gm claire
my thumb still dead
try cpr
thumps up
fair its more the glue is ass
glue?
I dedicate this video to @thin kelp https://youtu.be/aMTOd9qKW_I
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Source clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
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I might be able to help if you got bad glue on it
bones are made of glue
warning (it's loud)
glue instead of stitches
oh you shouldn't mess with that
it'll shed with the skin
You got a dermabond right?
aussie internet 
i get 3,5 MB max 😦
isp will not install fibre in our house because
if this is what they used it'll just go away soon
it took me 2 days for warszone on my pc try 100 kb
its glued shut
better than stitches
look at that, see how fast my pace is? right in the FUCKING HEAD! YEAH! GOT A FUCKING 1:12 BABY YOU SEE THAT CLUTCHNESS?!... I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT, right when he starts firing to try to backboost me, the double
alright 3 am what can i watch that's 1.5 hours long and a good movie
beowulf
no

it’s the immediate no for me

pre-fired no 
i got that pikachu 64
i'm thinking of which version you're talking about and they're all just no
especially the angelina jolie one
@exotic leaf
that needs to be buried with the lost ark from Star Wars
literally us after clearing and beating forbidden woods lmao
lmao
REAL
guys my gpu arrives today
ayo anything the new breath of the wild would be good?
ooo nice nice
my pokemon card should be here soon
retype your question please
remember when netflix used to have good movies before they started making their own 
do yall think the new breath of the wild 2 will be a good game
yes
you mean before everyone else started making their own shitload of streaming services and taking the good movies with them
wdym, bird box is pog
how broken do you think it will be
is bird box a documentary about raisings pigeons
they're all filmed with the same cameras and editing software, it's all over saturated and annoying
do u happen to have a pit boss cp
i do not
breh
and yet Netflix is still huge in debt
hopefully it has all the glitches and hidden gems that made the first game really replayable and popular. i imagine with the new abilities, it'll get even crazier
facts
why does nvidia have upper hand in the gpu market
well they spend 200 million dollars on films that could be made with 30
i need to continue my one hammer killing spree
it won't make a difference to their billion-dollars debt
Whiplash (2014) is less than 2 hours 
now i do prophecy bosses
solid we're doing it
will the debt make it so Netflix dies in the future?
there’s a lot of yelling fyi
can't be worse than uncut gems
there is no yelling in the chat
bro, this anime is just not doing it for me
i'm 7 episodes in
bruh why do sea chanties slap


Lewshifer trynna to convert us to satanism
Because cats are satan's spawns, will scratch your neck when you're not looking
cats r beautiful
cats are cats
ew
1 blocked message
would satans spawn do this
1 blocked message
yes, it's eating from the wrong side
god i love life
no it's fine to eat crust first there are no rules in life
what if you save the best part for last
also that isn't my cat, it's my cats kitten
i love when people try to call someone broke they you can shut them down
you're borken
just tell them they have bad eyebrows
bork bork 🐶
that'll shut em up
heckin bork
lmao thats great but people talk about my eye lashes its weird
guys nasa discovered a massive black hole
yeah well if you tell someone they have shit eyebrows it's like the secret insult
trust me, use it sparingly
wasnt that just your mother selfie on their database?
jk jk
lmao
ren woke up wanting blood
hungy prolly
chatbox, question
I like space it is dope
yes koe buddy
i hadn't made that cereal yet but should i make cereal AND iced coffee
buddy its 2am no coffee
but
i just call people a beta bitch
cereal and coffee sounds like you should try milk instead and drink the coffee

na see that's easy to shrug off
put cereal directly in coffee with milk
no cause you're gonna make ur stomach hurt
exactly
coffee with cinnamon toast crunch sounds so good rn
smh
also what ever happened to eating a box of cereal out of a Wok?
am i the only one who's done that
omw to go do it
shaking
my
hips
lmao bruh
i don't eat much, like 1 big meal a day, so it's fine
i have eaten cereal out of a wok once
i like to eat my cereal out of a coffee mug
what a flex how do you not die
but it was at a party and i couldnt find the dishes
havent been to one of those in a min
bing bong
fuck ya lyfe
no bongs in this christian homestead
bing bong
trey young sucks ass
chatbox what flavor am i popping in tonight
lmao
afcafe
ok this movie has a soundtrack that's really good i'm gonna pay attention
CARAMEL VANILLA
toasted coconut
coconut bc i dont like caramel

caramel vanilla slaps
Lucifer has lost, christianity has won

I just rlly don’t like the taste
slapping is bad
I liked ME:A
ok brb making 
okay buddy
i'm not your buddy, intergalactic alien
listen, guy
i'm not your guy
im not your pal, buddy
hope you enjoy it :)
i'm not your buddy, lewshifer
LMAO
let the buddies hit the floor @thin kelp
i like the actor, the bald guy that's in everything
@exotic leafone of my favourite parts of mass effect
and music is good
i’m not lewshifer, Posty
@thin kelp

let the bodies hit the
.. FLOOOOR
how do I check someone's pfp in full size
discord on browser

man i feel bad for girls that like me lmao
how do i be happy?
stop giving a fuck about people who treat you like shit and say fuck the bad and smile
it's deeper than that
how deep then
thats the tip cant help with the deep thats for you to figure out sadly it takes alot of time
@exotic leaf
wow really?
what the fuck
How are you

THE FUCK
cat to cat communication
You emptied that bottle of whiskey yesterday, how do you feel now
i’m still drunk get me a cigarette
But I don't smoke
(yes he does)
LMAO
Do you know that your mom smoked when you were in her belly and you nearly died because you suffocated in your own shit during childbirth
thats great


Do you think that Lewshifer is a satanist
No
Hi Lemur :)
Cheer up, man
🥃 🥃🥷
hihi
I don't know Lemur who's that
no one can be happy
just spent 30 min in vr just poking boxes before my dad takes it to work 
That's what she'd say

hey zoboomafoo you wanna see something funny
but im happy when ur here 
you have zero proof
mitosis has occurred
Why is my nickname red sometimes when I write
2 peters
idk it’s weird
Putin likes to say that a lot



I thought you were peter.
that is peter
I am Peter
thank you so much

what do i do now?
koe how is ur coffee
sleep
It’s literally Peter
very good
I made TEA i forgor
not an option
Its gonna be cold this is so sad
i will now begin the process of mixing ctc and iced coffee
Why no sleep
mixing???
this is so sad
Mixing whiskey with orange juice
for you
i know something that can prove one of you is the real peter
no please
i want this outfit in the game
yes?
vodka + coffee = bussin
im an animal and pouring iced coffee into a bowl of cereal without milk
my stomach
frogus
who does your captions? 
frogus
i have to leave for work in an hour and a half
literally coping
koe wtf
sad times
there is something about my stomach only real peter would know
you can nap in an hour and a half tho
what captions
Why wake up over an hour before u start work lol

Low intelligence
i knew it
bake him away toys
I thought you meant like closed captions in the movies
sleep 10 minutes before work so you can get fueled by the hatred for life itself to make it through work
The truth is out I'm Lewshifer
bruh
Wake up as late as possible tbh. Then have a sick gaming session when u get home
hello celica how are you today
Good until I saw the "people" in this chat of course
Guys I'm Lewshifer I'm super friendly to everyone because I want to convert people to satanism
hungy ish
that's how it goes
no im doing great actually i slept really well
o
We changed colours too so real peter is red
how about u lemuh
this was an amazing idea i had
Pink is cute too though
when are you dropping your next studio album
i wanna change my bungo name
sleepy mostly but otherwise good
i wanna be a fat ninja turtle
to me it's purple and not pink 😵💫
Go to sleep.
fat ninja turtleneck
it is 16:30
it's 9:34
I refuse
I'll drop it on you first bro no worries
And?
steve jobs and bond villains
i slept 3am to 9am 
it's tea time with grandma
fair
just sleep whenever u need to who cares what time it is
true true
unless u have a job or something it literally doesnt matter
you should go to sleep.. NOW! 
no !
and give your brain a piece of that rest
video game
i do sometimes :(
new bond villain leaked
wtf are u video gaming
it makes me feel epic
you make me sad
ffxiv
14?
final fantasy is for babies

my god.. they got another one.... im so sorry poor little lemur...
alright time to switch our roles again @exotic leaf
I have literally not done a density activity since I started ffxiv 
peter is lying
i should play ff14
lies 
i wanna heal my frens
koe did your name change
I'm dead serious I've opened the game a couple times but I literally haven't
no
Soon i will purge my list of all the ff14 players
why does it seem like it
goodbye celica it was nice knowing you
might be the pfp
We were not friends in the first place
maybe


Wow im so pretty look at me
where my fren invites
I'm back, bitches

you are very pretty
The prettiest pfp with the prettiest frame
god that fox emote is prime furry material
do you like my new pfp
new peter pfp alert
yes
but it's not
cute
ok wait maybe coffee and cereal not such a good idea
i love your new pfp peter
:)
prime pfp and border
r 34, anything on the internet can and will be made into po/htai
Koe gets hurt by cereal part ???
Low tier
tru
thank you North American video game player ashyoo
Vodka and chocolate milkshake 
Claire got the "i have no friends" pfp & frame combo 
vodka and plutonium drink

was literally gonna ask how it was n then I saw this

very clean I like it
lemur pfp got "save this user" vibes
for you!
I have a drink you might like
you know its true
for you
which one and what does this mean 
I’d drink
4u
you don't have to point it out
but i did. but i didn't have to. but i did 
berrykut approb.
part 5 by this point
this is so sad
if we get to part 6 i can reset the universe 
smh
hihi berk
koe weak
please get to part 6

im gonna keep doing this to train myself to spite you >: (
pls give me the ability to reset myself however i want
koe pt. 6 ft universe getting alt F4’d
guys all the guys who know what radium tastes like are dead
how could they take this knowledge to the grave
this is a sad tragedy
koe at part 6 ^
that's so rude I wanna know what it tastes like
as opposed to happy tragedy

I bet it tastes like a mouthful of pennies
Peter...
what kind of berry does berrykut taste like
sour
tasteless
hmmm
how do they know huh..
lies
yeah how do they know
night yall
scp level of testing
i tested it
prolly tastes like a nipple piercing
please stop
night night 
(im an scp)
zoomer too slow??? wtf?? owned
"doesn't taste like anything"
:(
ashyoo tastes like chicken
??
raw chicken
roah
roah,,,
You're allowed to say raw.. ONCE.
Kim Jong Un-Dies
?????
!!!!!
Find you a human being that tastes like a breath of fresh air on a cold winter morning after chewing minty gum.
who pinged me?
yellow name that's all I saw
lung pain??
@bronze plume @hazy nebula WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
immediately gets defensive before the sentence is finished
do not restrict this man's rawing rights
hes coming for killer bean 
real footage of me
yep! 
postninja is the cutest ninja on this server
(the cereal killed me)
ur kinda cute 
I wonder why
Guess the person
he obviously grew up in a home where raw was frowned upon, let him say it.
📬🥷
post ninja
sounds like ur speaking frome xperience
🤧
sneezy achoo
||ashyoo||
yes aegis calls me sneezy
too real
||peter||
✂️
can i call you atchoo?
gold scissor
i call him useless
its our cute little nickname
you can call me whatever you want

jeremy...
hello whatever you want
hi Peter
why does my name have North America in front of it, when im from the EU?
ashtonyoo
bot broke
ok
ashtonyoo sounds like shampoo brand
@signal seal i do be hammering the phalaxussy tho
you can't say shampoo without poo
Rawphecy
never say phalaxussy ever thank you
one shot
salvations grip meta
ares ! this is off topic !
phalaxussy literally doesnt work
oh my bad
ur supposed to make it work like calussy or ignovussy
phalaxussy what's that
the badussy
is that an std
peter no

why did chat become weird
Defenseless mfs let ares through
Lmao
actually funny how people i've been friends with for years never check up on me
Same
because you just got here
what is phalaxussy, is that phalax who is sussy
yea are u surprised
gmod death sound
Where is lewshifer did she go to bed
people will be friends with u for years and literally not think about u ever thats just how it is
he's rising from the grave,, how,,
well on the internet
guys wait have you ever seen the horse plinko gif
Dr Kleiner in Half-Life 3
built diff
i think of you every time i see a wall
no show me
Lmao
i dont think of u
ok wtf
actually alyx's dad in alyx
but if i did it would be very negative..
For You.
negatrons
:0
negatron is former name of electron apparently
makes sense
makes me want to play vr again
u have vr?
let's play somethign together :)
the only problem with my vr
i think of you every time i sneeze 
is that i'm so far away from the house that wifi is slow
so i wouldn't mind playing it's just that i'm always laggy
why are u on wifi hhHAHAHAH
because i don't have a long enough cord to connect to pc
bro get a longer cable
hey look mom im in a screenshot
i have 24 dollars in my bankaccount
I have -$8
work
, get more moneys
never work only play games
sell thigh pics
I have $49
i wonder why they changed it
kiss him
i don't think i could ever stoop as low as selling pics of myself
sorry im at work but hello handsome midget man
ashyoo is a bad businessman giving out thigh pics for free
or do hand pics
berk would buy so many of those
i would.
boom there u go
ash, i was GONNA dye my hair again, but idk
sell toenails
wow ash is so mean
how is work goin
profit
defo do it
give 2 me for free
what
dude literally if you have a bunch of missing pairs of socks, sell them on eBay
uh what 

this seems like a really easy way to find sketchy people
i am disturb
dope img petey
hi berkie
p ok
listening to some nonsense on yt
I’m not joking people actually buy 1 used adult female sock for $7



solid
too late to do it rn

prolly do it tomorrow
well do it when you get a chance
does not surprise me in the slightest
actually i'm p sure @mild crystal does that
prolly
berkut is a degen
I-
i wanna be the shovel
🤨
why in the world wouldn't you use gloves for this wtf
why would you
because it's glue
some people wanna bathe in cum
tru tru

god I hate this chat I am leaving
ppl weird

lemur will be back
lemur will b back in 5
in 5 years if we're lucky
that room definitely needs cleaning
that's outside
this man has played 1 match of survival
is that you
it's me
perhaps you are a playing a certain VR title released by valve software
i'm so ugly
yes, the Lab
no
you wish.
true
Claire r u ok
what the dog doin
never
felt
dont touch the robot dog, he finds ur address when u touch him
you mfs really sitting at your desk, hungry & thirsty with no games to play
when im about to play a vn, im living the life
whats ur excuse??
too late 😦
except we few aren't happy
coomer
what vn
visual novel
inb4 DDLC
@thin kelp
ace attorney chronicles
i'm asking which one
💀
lmao dn > vn
I already uninstalled it once by accident when I bought the game from the free trial don't make me do it again
hahahahahahahah
oh good choice
I want to play ace attorney chronicles is it free
uninstalls ffxiv by accident
5 years to redownload on au internet
fucking murder this user
AUS 
no pay up peter
yeah, i know.
LMAO
I'm literally crying and shaking and pooping myself as I write this
we do a little objecting
u played dgs?
the trilogy is overpriced af
yeah
wdym overpriced bro its goated
i should replay it
literally
i didnt get around to dgs before raw localization
b-bros im not gonna play fan translation the localization will release ANY DAY NOW

ini a baddie
average german prosecutor would bring a whip to court
badussy
what in the spectacled turkey dinner modded shit is this
guts' sword be like
WHIP
germans when they win 4-0..
god I can't wait for my new gpu to come
what gpu
1080 ti

germans when they go undefeated for years
guys help, actual cannibal shia labeouf jumped me
investigations?
yea
yeah
based take
Thank you for getting that song stuck in my head
good choice too
pog
best choice..
i'm going to become a defense attorney
and i will prevent celica from going to prison for rawing some random guy
wtf
you're welcome
bro 1 more joke like this and we never interacting again
Here comes the man himself.
Who needs Phoenix and his chump change amirite.
Edit: I know I have not responded to all of you, but thank you guys so much. I really appreciate it from the very depths of my heart.
.. But seriously please let this thing die it is my shame.
i got you @thin kelp


hi knee
you
@vital roost im going to raw van zieks
spore 
enjoy it ares
katanananntnantangari time
I use that site :0
y u gotta call me out like that
omg bestie
hello? literally lemur, ashyoo and i?
i require reassuranc e
i get caught up in the murder of someone else
i'm innocent
my defense attorney is van zieks
wait
nvm close enough i'm tired
it it supposed to look super blurry at first

idk probs
oh yeah bc it's a flashback
kk

bachuck van sneeds
sneed
where did you watch it this is like not hd
see it gets better
Go home, you're drunk. This place is too good to be true. We have all the great anime on here in HD, and completely free. Don't believe us? Then why not give us a try? You don't have to signup for it, just click and go. We add new shows and episodes every day. Your favourite might be here.
wtf white shawty look familiar
she's my pfp
omg no way
ur pfp
cute tho
wow i wanna crush it with a hammer haha
dude if minimalist was a site it would be this
i love this site
you can toggle to search in japanese and english
omg is that ashyoo irl
Subarashii
yes
yo whats up lil anime
New rapper
based
mane ash idk if its like discrminating against me but its buffering every 1.00203020302030230 seconds
haha why'd you spoiler it send more haha
bad internet
i would definitely crush anime ash with a hammer if i had the opportunity
no bruh im not even kidding like im watching it on another site and its perfectly smooth
then watch it there
bruh this is cheeks zzz i come back tmr
not as hd
internet issue
but i still watch because ash cute
i'd crush real ash with a hammer and im creatign the opportunity as we speak
this is the wierdest anime drawing style ive seen
it looks like cartoon network characters if it was an anime i fw it tho
ares if u don't like it u don't have to watch it
would be a blessing
..for you.
nowhere did i imply it was bad bro i just like to give commentary that no one asked for
why are there so many new people in here go away
oh okay sorry
ares, aham and john have always been here tho
who
ooo aa oo
oh no...
@exotic leaf ||I wonder if this is what happened to Victoria at music school||
my 3 schizophrenic illusions
🦍
oh god no...
aeayreueueue??? euur, eyytuey yet yeyetyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeyy!!!!! ueueueyeueyeu UwU
what
oh no the illusion is falling apart
aeayreueueue??? euur, eyytuey yet yeyetyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeyy!!!!! ueueueyeueyeu UwU
i hope davinci resolve can do green screens or im gonna cry
da vinky
PLEASE💀
what ares
what i mean is
they need to return to genchat where they belong
‘cept ares
yes i agree
da vinky top 10 funniest internet creations
bro gatekeeping off topic part 2
johns going to tuen off topic into his femboy slave trade
what
exhibit a
femboy slave trade??
thats a sentence i didnt want to read
whatchu say
at your workplace
crinj af
berkut save me
u can have berkut for free if u want
come to the void w me, we’ll hide
the void
shadow will behead me
I'm real, I'm real, I'm really really real
as long as ur out of my hands i dont care what she does to u
i'll go anywhere with u berkie
void party
wait it says i did a duo with ares tonight, are you?
itlivesinthesinkitlivesinthesinkitlivesinthesink
y'all think jack from showlin showdown is a femboy
???
nene is for sale
davinci crashed 
please stop talking, permanently
haha who lives in the sink haha
nene is my void homie, he is not for sale claire 
lol theres nothing in the sink ashton go to sleep lol
Reason: Duplicated text
L
ashyoo ratio
davinci try not to crash challenge #45
i can do that nene from blue dragon
i just want to make a funny video for my bestie claire :(
mfs use davinci and then be surprised when it crashes
i know im crying shaking and pissing even
a what?
I'm in your walls
i am the walls
itlivesinthesinkitlivesinthewallsitlivesinthesinkitlivesinthewallsitlivesinthesinkitlivesinthewalls
I'm in your sink
Nene, Claire and Berkut?
When they put titans in Warframe
titans but actually titany
looks like the dawning set with the 2021 solstice helmet as an ornament
also the sword looks like crown splitter
thats a syandana
my weapon of choice for him is a big fuckass rocket-powered hammer
get off that game
and do what
play cringe rise u fanboy
not a fanboy if i see the glaring issues 
ill probably play more after a few more forma into rhino prime
is that nene from blue dragon
forma your ability to pull some bitches
Gotem

not anymore
out of all yall leagues tho, L
wtf happened to my calling card?
which cod
what happened to ur racist gos farmer
that's better
appears to be that, or ww2
cold war
COLD WAR 
y'all like my ak47?
can't blame you for playing the newer cod, they keep fucking with mw 2019
new field upgrade?
when u hit 300 gos clears u lose all access to bitches

actual pain

bro just play black ops 3 zombies, better in like every aspect
i actually liked cw zombies
1-3 was the shit, can't stand 4 and beyond
any kino stage abusers 
ALTHOUGH i think for a zombies game it was bad
the turret glitch back on the 360 
black ops one, three and cw zombies were really fun
like for a cod zombies it was bad, but for a zombies game it was good
b ops 2 wasn't bad but the fucking frame rate and how quality the graphics are affected gameplay
man, i loved bo2
bo2 went so hard
former nba player nene
bo2 defo had the best and worst zombie maps
BO2 arguably best cod ever
hi
you’ve got some serious bo issues too
origins objectively best zombies map
origins was so good
subjectively i like shadows of evil
der anfang best map
mob of the dead too
Origins banger, buried banger, mob of the dead banger
motd was so good
buried not banger LOL
L
buried 💀
i think zetsu bo no shima was so fucking good, people just didn't like the fact you had to actually be good at the game to enjoy it
but then it also had maps like tranzit and die rise
die rise is elite
no the problem with zetsubou was that it was a fucking mess
Buried was hella fun
die rise only reason to play is to get wonder weapon on round 3
it was so glitchy and buggy
Die rise sucked balls, only bad BO2 map
once they ironed that out 3 months after it came out it was decent
what about zetsu was buggy?
i was top 60k in cw zombies before vanguard came out i wonder what it is now
omg guys its finally done
i never got to play before all the patches in og b ops 3
random death barriers, ee barely working
who wants to see a new edit i made 
me
it was p bad when it first launched
oh yea that sounds like ass
same with shadows tho tbf
@signal iris i made this edit for u 🥺
:)
I liked cold war zombies at first but it got stale quick
:)
i remember doing the der eisen drachen easter egg by myself and it was so much fun
It would have been better if the MP was better so I had more drive to grind the camos
loved just loading up that map and going braindead mode
electric bow is still fucking broken to this day
fire bow was defo a check of skill
this edit took way too long and i think it was just davinci shitting itself over greenscreens
god forbid you are not host and stuck with fire bow 
but now with this knowledge i can create whatever i please with greenscreens










