#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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riot forcing tahm senna lane into the meta. i am happy

shut it pat
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Nitro

?
Me when claire is cute
what happened to your unique pfp for this server?
running low on ideas
have me as ur pfp 🙏
changed
ayo?
that's so outta nowhere

ayo?


Good.
whom like my guild card?

wow nene
misclick
woah, so difficult to kill cockroaches
no
i use a keyboard and mouse, it was a mouse input
me do a clicky, koey

rando this is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen you post
that is why bee gave it to me
your name is automatically adjusted to your bungie name
you think I find that shi on my own?
ive no clue then chief
also unposted L

its ok rando you don't have to be shy I am not judging
To late I feel judged shut up lemur
Its weird being called by a name when that person dosent know me by that name
that is literally the only name I knew you by b4 I knew you were called luna ngl
I bet Randolando was once on the list of New York Times bestsellers
We never really interacted tho
dosent change the fact thats what I knew you first as and thats whats stuck in my mind
KINDA HARD NOT TO
I heard of Luna Lovegood
WHEN UR NAME WAS HELLA ON THE TOP OF THE LFG SERVER
Lol true
what role is hot pink
Over a year ago tho
is that the harry potter character
I litreally explained in dms that is what I knew you buy bc other ppl talked about u
I was in the server back then
Mhm
yes

figured
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randolando#7553 joined this server on: 18 December, 2021
more lies
LOL
L
that is when I rejoined stfu
pat show mine im curious
yeah NT
Just check his messages pat
how do you see the og date I joined?
type it yourself
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Colbs#2371 joined this server on: 30 December, 2021
hi claire
Fine
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koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019
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Lυna#0002 joined this server on: 20 September, 2020
real
Wrong 
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ashy#5219 joined this server on: 05 April, 2019
OMG LIED TO ME
I joined april 2018 i think
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Nene#9910 joined this server on: 26 September, 2021
false, i have evidence otherwise 
earliest message but I joined b4 then just never used it smh my head
131181214518#9368 joined this server on: 27 April, 2021
nah
its a p big server tbf
you joined 31/12
Yea
pat you are so right and smart
on a side not pat I am rapidly approaching your location
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Claire Sandwich#0555 joined this server on: 30 September, 2019
My feet hurt again 
cope
get @exotic leaf to massage them
too much standing up?
i member
why r u so mean to me
grrr hey pat i have something >: (
Good choice but theres someone else in chat who might do thaf
Yeap
oh jeez
dont make those jokes
Yea dont


as if i could admit such a thing
guys pls do not break rules pat will cry himself to sleep
Oh my goodness gracious
i’m going to make my assumptions then
today
for what?
absolutely destroyed him
sit
Understandable
11am chat hours
for existing
show us the dms pat 🙏
I am sitting down


(read the emote name)
did you call him a midget 🧐
sit downerer
hi bing
didnt ask
hello 
My back will go crounch

pat who hurt you as a child to be so mean?
Nice emote name
lay down ez
Ik right

Im still in car
oop fair enough
what kind?
what a nice grandson
wtf 😄

Ong
Unsure, going to see saturday
moon what is this
Dave brought gummy worms from home
nene abandoned me
oo show us when you get a chance
Yea :3
he just wanted a lil snack

he abandoned me too 😿
car and moving house very exciting
all nene does is abandon

nene cant abandon what he never claimed
woah only 17?? world is like 90
luna i dont even know you
Yup
🥶
You dont even remember
Rise is tiny compared to world but I guess its built for switch
guys i picked up rando where we going

probably going to have some later updates bulking it up a bit 
did u just whitewash me? omg wtf koe
Sadge
this is why all the hoes in dms leave ur bitch ass on read
truee
zad
why is the cat balding
also time to spend 20 hours finally being able to customize the character without trash controls 
rump
what no
mh customisation is not deep enough for 20 hours tbh
i mean the sad
guy
ZAMN
ZAMN
Mmm who should i use
atleast 2
nene show me ur character when you finish
2 minutes yeah

i will contemplate

ptsd triggered
reinstall mhw i must
yes
No one leaves me on read.
what is this
bc no one messages me in the first place

gotta help me and nene carry berk
🥶 im insane
Pat stop spamming
pat are you ok
pat literally stfu
mod abuse averting slowmode
I dont like this pat guy hes rlly mean to me
i gotchu
who isn’t mean to you
jeez
Just curious does anyone have star wars clone wars 3.75 action figures or 3.75 kenner star wars action figures? If so please dm me I would love talk about them!

I wasnt asking you stfu
maybe i will play ff14 soon
CAPYBARA
Just curious does anyone have star wars clone wars 3.75 action figures or 3.75 kenner star wars action figures? If so please dm me I would love talk about them!

capyhub
Ashyoo based
very good server
Welp triggered now gonna lie down 
@hard spindle ? why are you coping what I posted?
bye luna 
have a nice rest
bc I wanted to know
Bai
i saw one as a little kid and told it was a big rat but they're so not big rats

bye luna
big rodent
moar dots

whats up peter
I'm eating some caramel chocolate
actual creatures
hairless cats kinda cute 
kitty

hairless cats are demon spawn
hairless kitties
i think it would be fun to buy it clothes for the winter
I think it would be fun not to buy one of them
maybe but furry cats are also cute in clothes
did someone say furry
cats are not cute
1 permanently blocked message
fr. what happened in your childhood to make you like this
did i summon you
good bc if u didnt I saw about to

should i post my build to reddit
what did u build
nah
Lego, body, PC, or house?
guys do you want a fune video 
yes koe pls
no
Wires gonna cause some ree
is that a wifi antenna
ethernet refuses to work

OUR TABLE
idk
how why
this satisfies my dragon fetish
how
buy an ethernet pcie card

not that
LMFAO ANETENNA ON THE PC
unidentified network
david drippy af
yeah it's msi
err
yeah
u suck ngl

maybe your router is assigning a duplicate ip
idk man
to some other device in your household
^ or maybe ur ethernet bit is damaged
ah it's nothing really
the wifi works that's all that matters
is this monster hunter

yes
wifi = latency x(
nope tried other cables
hm
I mean the actual socket
on what the pc?
yuh
also no
how do you know?
i forgor mhw mods were clientside and dont lock me from online right
motherboard has one ethernet port
yeah clientside
pog
you can still go online
no
yes!!!
4000$ laptops anyone
alien ware future console!!
2015 1070 i7 6700
If Randolando and James Bond had a fistfight who would win
i had the alienware windows music player theme
me
I would win. I would always win
rando would win!
rando always wins

pat that emote is starting to annoy me ngl
thats why i love it
rando wins except when he doesn’t

everytime I see pat use icant I get more autistic
:icant:
name 1 time I have not won
this mod shows me the length for my insect glaive buffs 
too many

name 1
u cant? Randolando stays winning
so true
anyway who want to give me nitro?
Pay me
I will pay you 1 dollar for nitro

the usual steps to debug internet issues are
- reset (disable/enable) ethernet port in settings
- try different cable
- cmd and type ipconfig /release then type ipconfig /renew
- unpair all the electronics connected to the router to see if its a duplicate ip
- reconfig your router and redo your internet from scratch
pat the internet wizard
i would reinstall the ethernet drivers
too much work
true!
back in the day when I had windows vista preview it didn't have my ethernet drivers lmao
plus we would probably get a guy to do it
antenna pc LMAO
hey I have this same exact antenna
shgut up
my motherboard comes with the same thing, its handy but def prefer ethernet
it's for wifi and bluetooth
reminds me of the dead pigeon at work
wh
did you watch the gif peter
me on shrooms
rando why areyou on shrooms
why r u not
it loaded only after I wrote the comment
I do not have access to shrooms
bc you have never talked to someone irl?
there is a chance they will grow in your backyard
Peter I don't have a backyard 
L

grocery store
OH MY FUCKING GOD PAT I SWEAR TO GOD
Pat I am going to commit a crime
I SEE THAT EMOTE ONE MORE TIME IM LOSING IT
well I live in the middle of a forest and one time a mushroom grew after rain I looked it up and read that it has hallucinogenic properties
relax guys
no
I didn't take it because I say no to drugs
I am foaming at the mouth
did u take it
its just an emote..................................
pat...dont you dare
no, I was tempted though
based

pat keep doing it
tf
hi lew 
Pat is the only person to have their own emoji
is that the squid game guy
missed chance

Maybe
hi ashy c:
that’s literally caddince
koe die
how’re you?
really
LMFAO IT IS
The real caddy
@trail citrus ?
hilew
yeah it’s him
:icant:
Caddince is squid game skull face

hi claire c:
bing bong
ash, halo now or u still feeling eh?
Fun fact - Can can can can? is a genuine question
this is why you get 0 bitches
Do you get them
cans cannot can can
aw shiettttttttttt
I got yo dad last night zzz
Based logarythmic ratio nft Taiwan Belgium amogus femboy.
Frown? Real?
yes
Prove it
lemur dont be mean to peter hes trying to fit in
you are 15
rando I will cry if this keeps up, your behaviour is unnaceptable
if you cry can U dm me a pic and ship me the tears?
Idc prove it
who want me

you cannot have my ears you weirdo
I spent too much time on shitpost subreddit
rando lemme see pic 420 again
that is how I proved it. Ik your true age
;)
Lost Ark poppin
I will chop em off
Just look at this chad
Because I told you
its a normal pic?
@exotic leafam i cool?
i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy
rando I have tinnitus my ears are damaged goods you don't want them
or was it pic 4200? or 42? 
you’re always cool
gay
All my pics are normal???
K
tinnitus ears taste the same as normal ones
i haven’t even gotten out of bed yet 
also L tinnitus
not worth
real
can I post a polish meme
Guys i have an important emote to share
you have covid tho so you have an excuse
yes

Share then
omeg everyone shut up new koe emote dropped
im not ill just lazy
this covid shi and shi. Im immortal
look at fat horse
fathonse 🐴

yes i understood that whole meme
Yes
honse,,,
this was unfunny
Rando can you translate
can you translate this for us
putting too much trust in rando
No no look
I cannot translate properly I just have a semi basic understanding of the language
we just gotta peer pressure rando into translating
It means fallen barrier
also tf???
And then the girl goes, you aren’t still doing it right? And then she repeats it
so you're basically fluent
- GDDKiA (Polish Road Building Authority) will build an expressway to the mountains
- But they won't cover it with sound barriers, right?
- They won't cover it, right?
See I told you barrier
what're sound barriers?
what happens with sound barriers
like in a road context
shut up
ohhh
They are ugly af
ew that's annoying
oh so then you can't see the cool scenery
Real
the sound will
Be barrier
in poland we have tradition of putting those barriers in the most nonsensical places, like the middle of a field
this looks computer generated
but I'm guessing its so they don't disrupt the ecosystem too much?
it is
fr the barriers are so bad. In other countrys you can see da country side as you drivin
stop putting the fucking sparkles around my name please
no
to many ppl complained. especially ppl near da road
ah
bc you can hear it from a good distance away. ruins the abidance or whatever
they dont even work that well ong
ruins the abba dance
ambience ?
this is pain
what do you mean?
yes? I think
Stars
We have stars now where are the wars
sad full image of ur pfp?
why i gotta fight two? :(
just don't die
Dm
okay waiting
just do them 1 by one :/

I sent it
i'm going to bite you

gay
????
You are
I do not like gay men pat. they are not kissing me. its like wtf???
??????????????????????
and they are taking away other men from kissing me

Ayo
Bruh I’m in class and this girl is complaining that she got 7 hours of sleep only
why do you do this to yourself
found target number 1 instantly
💀 bitch what

do what to myself? tf have I done
existed

pat why r u so mean to me
because you exist

all I did was express my love for men and u attacked me. kinda homophobic??
Frown smi
rando just jealous 
yes. I already have 0 games I need someone to remove these modifiers
Send me that emote
pls do not
look I gave you frogus
just save it

Mobile

Frogus
here
Lemur I will do anything for you to not give it to him
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.webp?size=96&quality=lossless
Ty
PAT WHY NO PAT
sorry rando it has been done
😭 WHY PAT
omfg

i should make it a sticker instead
I will fight the entire chat if I have to
that way its bigger
NO PLS DONT

LF transparent
It’s transparent for me
unreal
I am going to fight god if thats what it takes to stop this
light mode
i uploaded the original image
Light mode 
pat stop

ew.
just embrace it
You are ashyoo
I am going insane
welcome
i am well aware

pls actually stfu


never ever
are you well aware I am a 6’4 black man that is 25
no
rando is going crazy
Well that is true

I long for the day this dream comes true
🧢
I am
I have been in bed all day im cranky
I can prove it with 1 clip
just get up 
ight bye

but I can’t post because ratio
I dont have a mattress. its v hard to get up my back hurt 😭
wot
how do u not have a mattress?
what do you sleep on
Me
you sleep on fuckin rocks?
He sleeps on me I hurt bad in morning
ew
randolando too strong
like my bedframe and pillows
frown u are 12
???
Kinda weird sadface
I am not
my back is fucked I dont wanna get up zzzz
This is cool
guess im sticking with wifi
LMFAO
is that wired?
no
YOUR A CHILD
You still do it
pls keep sad away from me
It’s not my fault
you are 15 sad please 😭
You forced me to do it

🤨
SAD WHAT
Kinda weird rp ngl
yeah this chat kinda sussy I'm gonna go brush teeth
You did believe me
someone help sad is being wierd

he is a child
whats wrong with that

I have citizenship in taiwan it is legal
Chat weird ngl
don’t ask how I have citizenship in taiwan
he is talking about me sleeping on him and using him as a matrass
you do
you are mentally ill

captured the man, killed the woman
:(
what do I get in return pat?
sexism as it should be
a non ban
I have no matress smh
fine 4 u pat one sec. I need to move my cat
I am not there it wouldn’t make sense
its not your cat you stole it
I am at school right now when I get home we will reenact it
It was my cat
cat thief
old owners left it behind when they moved lol. they said they didnt want it
Please return my cat rando
please give Koes cat back
Oh yeah that cat I always forget it’s still here

so you abused your cat and left it when you moved then refused to take it back? wtf koe....
Rando remember u have to unlock the door at 2:30 so I can walk in after school
SHUT UP SAD
zz
it is 6pm
what
frown stop being weird
Remember I start school late
that is what the old owners did to da cat. if its your cat your a monster smh
quite weird
ash pls help hes scaring me
kinda weird chat
i'll help you anytime rando
not kinda weird chat just sad being weird
U ruined the moment by making i weird get out with sad
frown just being a 12 yr old
frown was his dad

What
he is high af

No
maybe,, don't joke abt school shootings,,,
I am not
ur high af
true
I’m confused

what the fuck
No
I step away for two minutes and now chat is talking about school shootings
do not be mean
american moment ig

rebdokanod nice bets
thats
straight up a couch
Bed
rando what the fuck is wrong with you
Rando this literally can't be real I refuse to believe it
no its my bed frame
😐
bro is that actually your bed?
you can buy matresses online
Why
Rando where is the fucking matress
i see why your back hurts
WHWRE IS IT
@hard spindle please tell me your joking
wdym you're not allowed one?
???? Why???
What the fuck do you mean you’re not allowed one
I am going insane
what's your address i'll buy you a matress
The governnement took away his mattress privalegsos

damn pic got deleted too
Can we pleas crowdfund Rando a mattress
Too early to be going insane
It's two am koe
dont go too hard on rando
Do I get donate or if I donate $100 to the rando mattress fusnd

WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS ROLANDO
Buying a mattress online is too 50/50
can we please all pitch in to get rando a matress
could be good could have bed bugs
bought mine online, it's pretty nice
After nearly two years and a vaccine the Rona has caught me

sucks :( hope you recover!
vaccines mean you 99% won't be hospitalized and will be fine
i worked for an online retail company and the amount of bed bug complaints i received terrifies me 
@hard spindle please respond
oof, mine came in a vacuum sealed bag in a tiny box, and exploded out when i opened it
Hope you feel better dr guy n get lots of rest n water
memory foam?
Thanks chat
i have a memory foam pillow
sounds like it
dont fuck with it at all
Wouldn't it just compress and get hard
Memory foam pillows too firm
queen size firm memory foam matress
i bought a traditional spring mattress
Yes I will add $100 to the rwndolando magetrrsww funds
and its banger
Springs are so loud though
honestly the perfect bed is a stainless steel plank with a pillow, feels so good on your back
Where do I donate
you don't have money shut
Yes I do
paypal me $100 frown and i'll make sure it goes to rando
it’s giving prison vibes
No I have 100 in cash where do I mail@it
I do not have PayPal or a card
to my house
To my adddress
back off koe
Dm address then
well i sometimes work in a clean room so we need to put shoe covers on, then spin across the bench (which is like 3 meters long, 1 meter wide) and it's so comfy to lay down on
And I will hand deliver
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
sad face send me your social security number i promise i’ll give it to rando
Goodnight chat box
No shut up ashy its mine
You do not live here
yes i do

pce
gn lemur
lab worker bing confirmed?
my backyard
Woah
Oh dam
@lament egret what is your address then
I will mail ashyoo because I’m scared of the White House but I will hand deliver to you
Because yes
why are you scared of it
Not really, and I only go in to tell people they're doing something wrong
been in a vc for twelve hours 
you work for a lab tho?
or like you go to a lab*
I do not want to explain it here
Bing tell me i’m doing something wrong 
not even with me,, damn,,
no not a laboratory, manufacturing but i can't tell you what because you'd be able to dox me very easily
dm me it !
yeah no worries
But I do not want to be exposed
you're not 
can i come over?
pls
you were supposed to find something 
Are you sure
100%
Rocket Raccoon 
Ratio + core
soz ashtoooon

ratio my fist directly into your core shortass
Ratio disembodied frogs chandelier based Taiwan
this but with coffee
dw we can have a 24hr vc where itd just mindless brain frying chat
please
Ready for Streaming
I would go insane by hour 4
where we look at gen chat for a full day and contrnplate death
:(
please no, not that thing :(
wow and im not invited
if u cant tell, my brain is literally fucking gone
U mean Ratio disembodied frogs chandelier based //redacted//
ur always ingited
bc we loge lew
yeah c:
my eyes are actually so heavy jesus christ why did i do this to myself
Loge lew 
if u were better your eyes would just be stronger
not even training your eye lids. laugh
simply tape them open
my special eyes shut off after about 11hrs
train your eye muscles and have muscles on your eyes
tom and jerey type beat
swole eyes
dude we watched three movies and like a few anime eps
special eyes? tf U got like wall hack eyes or some shit
can they still make me happy
stupid motherfucker asked me to rewarch ww84
hopefully
Jerey
what happened to world war 3 - 83
koe im going to literally black out on your floor and never leave
whas tha?
marvel
now some other friend group wants to vc me
bruh pls 
forsaken story
imagine vcing

yes who gonna stop me?
Dps your bed
when is the berkut sleep over
I'll gatekeep everythin
Rando already dps’d his bed
wha?
does your mom know about kingdom hearts
my mom is a 40 year old Pakistani lady
Pakistanis are hot
unfortunately yes because i made her buy kh2 final mix and i told her the whole lore
my mom is a 40 year old not pakistani lady
thank you peter 😳
my mom is 70 years old polish widow
my moms a cunt
woah
woah
woah
your the same age as yo mom??
pls do not be mean
oh dear, they're blue
reminds me of the movie where a 6 year old boy has a child with 6 year old girl and the baby dies
what
yes there is such movie it's called "Old"
well the 6 year olds grow super fast so they technically have adult bodies
THE TIME AGE MOVIE BEACH THING
well this is a bit of plot hole
like the movie is about biology progressing super fast
it was so bad ong
so if a stab wound would be bad enough for the body not to heal itself it would instantly kill someone
That’s nice to hear
because the wound would expand super fast
Me
tell her that
This planet seems promising
i love that gif

This will be me in like 4 day
do you love me 😭
platonically
L
GTA 4? @exotic leaf
@mild crystal






