💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[somber anvil]

Yeet

[hard pond]

riot forcing tahm senna lane into the meta. i am happy

[queen osprey]

jolt

the new meta

is ziggs veigar

level 6

FREE kills

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal

Ur discord name is just numbers lol

Sus

[queen osprey]

[hard spindle]

shut it pat

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[willow quartz]

Nitro

[signal iris]

[queen osprey]

?

[somber anvil]

Me when claire is cute

[hard spindle]

what happened to your unique pfp for this server?

[queen osprey]

running low on ideas

[hard spindle]

have me as ur pfp 🙏

[queen osprey]

changed

[hard spindle]

guys I think this pat guy likes halo

idk its hard to tell

[queen osprey]

ayo?

[signal iris]

that's so outta nowhere

[somber anvil]

So was that

[queen osprey]

[willow quartz]

ayo?

[signal iris]

[somber anvil]

Good.

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-alive-chat-re4-resident-evil4-alive-chat-xd-gif-21897842

[signal iris]

whom like my guild card?

[queen osprey]

[signal iris]

wow nene

[onyx schooner]

misclick

[lament egret]

Misinput

MISINPUT

[signal iris]

woah, so difficult to kill cockroaches

[onyx schooner]

no

[onyx schooner]

i use a keyboard and mouse, it was a mouse input

[onyx schooner]

me do a clicky, koey

[void slate]

[smoky matrix]

rando this is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen you post

[hard spindle]

that is why bee gave it to me

[willow quartz]

your name is automatically adjusted to your bungie name

[hard spindle]

you think I find that shi on my own?

[willow quartz]

ive no clue then chief

[hard spindle]

also unposted L

[somber anvil]

[smoky matrix]

its ok rando you don't have to be shy I am not judging

[hard spindle]

To late I feel judged shut up lemur

[somber anvil]

Its weird being called by a name when that person dosent know me by that name

[hard spindle]

that is literally the only name I knew you by b4 I knew you were called luna ngl

[void slate]

I bet Randolando was once on the list of New York Times bestsellers

[somber anvil]

We never really interacted tho

[hard spindle]

dosent change the fact thats what I knew you first as and thats whats stuck in my mind

[somber anvil]

Unless you heard abt me by others or know me by that name

Hmm

[queen osprey]

KINDA HARD NOT TO

[void slate]

I heard of Luna Lovegood

[queen osprey]

WHEN UR NAME WAS HELLA ON THE TOP OF THE LFG SERVER

[somber anvil]

Lol true

[void slate]

what role is hot pink

[somber anvil]

Over a year ago tho

[vital roost]

is that the harry potter character

[hard spindle]

I litreally explained in dms that is what I knew you buy bc other ppl talked about u

[hard spindle]

I was in the server back then

[somber anvil]

Mhm

[void slate]

yes

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

figured

[queen osprey]

.joined 483583168583041026

[hazy nebula]

randolando#7553 joined this server on: 18 December, 2021

[queen osprey]

more lies

[somber anvil]

LOL

[willow quartz]

L

[hard spindle]

that is when I rejoined stfu

[lament egret]

pat show mine im curious

[queen osprey]

yeah NT

[somber anvil]

Just check his messages pat

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-ash-gif-23729382

[hard spindle]

how do you see the og date I joined?

[queen osprey]

type it yourself

[willow quartz]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Colbs#2371 joined this server on: 30 December, 2021

[vital roost]

hi claire

[somber anvil]

Fine

[lament egret]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019

[somber anvil]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Lυna#0002 joined this server on: 20 September, 2020

[lament egret]

real

[somber anvil]

Wrong

[vital roost]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

ashy#5219 joined this server on: 05 April, 2019

[hard spindle]

OMG LIED TO ME

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/0cxJRgl.png

[somber anvil]

I joined april 2018 i think

[onyx schooner]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Nene#9910 joined this server on: 26 September, 2021

[onyx schooner]

false, i have evidence otherwise

[hard spindle]

earliest message but I joined b4 then just never used it smh my head

[hazy nebula]

131181214518#9368 joined this server on: 27 April, 2021

[queen osprey]

nah

[hard spindle]

its a p big server tbf

[queen osprey]

you joined 31/12

[somber anvil]

Yea

[hard spindle]

pat you are so right and smart

on a side not pat I am rapidly approaching your location

[signal iris]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Claire Sandwich#0555 joined this server on: 30 September, 2019

[somber anvil]

My feet hurt again

[smoky matrix]

cope

[queen osprey]

so funny rando!!!

[vital roost]

get @exotic leaf to massage them

[somber anvil]

I remember when pat and i used to be close friends

[smoky matrix]

too much standing up?

[queen osprey]

i member

[hard spindle]

why r u so mean to me

[lament egret]

grrr hey pat i have something >: (

[somber anvil]

Good choice but theres someone else in chat who might do thaf

[somber anvil]

Yeap

[vital roost]

oh jeez

[queen osprey]

dont make those jokes

[somber anvil]

Yea dont

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

[vital roost]

who

[somber anvil]

as if i could admit such a thing

[hard spindle]

guys pls do not break rules pat will cry himself to sleep

[lament egret]

Oh my goodness gracious

[queen osprey]

you have no idea

i shanked this guy in dms

[vital roost]

i’m going to make my assumptions then

[queen osprey]

today

[hard spindle]

for what?

[queen osprey]

absolutely destroyed him

[smoky matrix]

sit

[somber anvil]

Understandable

[willow quartz]

11am chat hours

[queen osprey]

for existing

[hard spindle]

show us the dms pat 🙏

[somber anvil]

I am sitting down

[queen osprey]

[somber anvil]

[queen osprey]

(read the emote name)

[signal seal]

did you call him a midget 🧐

[smoky matrix]

sit downerer

[vital roost]

hi bing

[hard spindle]

didnt ask

[queen osprey]

good one

[signal seal]

hello

[somber anvil]

My back will go crounch

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

pat who hurt you as a child to be so mean?

[somber anvil]

Nice emote name

[vital roost]

lay down ez

[lament egret]

Ik right

[queen osprey]

[somber anvil]

Im still in car

[vital roost]

oop fair enough

[somber anvil]

Speaking of car im buying one really soon

[vital roost]

what kind?

[vital roost]

what a nice grandson

[signal seal]

wtf 😄

[lament egret]

[sharp arch]

Ong

[somber anvil]

Unsure, going to see saturday

[hard spindle]

moon what is this

[sharp arch]

Dave brought gummy worms from home

[signal iris]

nene abandoned me

[vital roost]

oo show us when you get a chance

[somber anvil]

Yea :3

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/ICbU9/597d8d194e.png

[vital roost]

he just wanted a lil snack

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-test-results-dumb-dumbass-you-are-so-stupid-gif-14192289

[somber anvil]

he abandoned me too 😿

[smoky matrix]

car and moving house very exciting

[vital roost]

all nene does is abandon

[onyx schooner]

[hard spindle]

nene cant abandon what he never claimed

[smoky matrix]

woah only 17?? world is like 90

[onyx schooner]

luna i dont even know you

[somber anvil]

Yup

[hard spindle]

🥶

[somber anvil]

You dont even remember

[smoky matrix]

Rise is tiny compared to world but I guess its built for switch

[lament egret]

guys i picked up rando where we going

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

the void please

throw him

[onyx schooner]

probably going to have some later updates bulking it up a bit

[hard spindle]

did u just whitewash me? omg wtf koe

[somber anvil]

Sadge

[queen osprey]

lol

that haircut

wtf

a crime

[hard spindle]

this is why all the hoes in dms leave ur bitch ass on read

[smoky matrix]

truee

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

zad

[smoky matrix]

why is the cat balding

[onyx schooner]

also time to spend 20 hours finally being able to customize the character without trash controls

[vital roost]

rump

[lament egret]

what no

[smoky matrix]

mh customisation is not deep enough for 20 hours tbh

[lament egret]

i mean the sad guy

[vital roost]

ZAMN

[desert pilot]

ZAMN

[teal pilot]

Mmm who should i use

[onyx schooner]

atleast 2

[vital roost]

nene show me ur character when you finish

[smoky matrix]

2 minutes yeah

[queen osprey]

[onyx schooner]

i will contemplate

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

ptsd triggered

[lament egret]

reinstall mhw i must

[smoky matrix]

yes

[hard spindle]

No one leaves me on read.

[signal seal]

what is this

[hard spindle]

bc no one messages me in the first place

[queen osprey]

[smoky matrix]

gotta help me and nene carry berk

[hard spindle]

🥶 im insane

[queen osprey]

[somber anvil]

Pat stop spamming

[signal seal]

pat are you ok

[hard spindle]

pat literally stfu

[smoky matrix]

mod abuse averting slowmode

[hard spindle]

I dont like this pat guy hes rlly mean to me

[lament egret]

i gotchu

[vital roost]

who isn’t mean to you

[queen osprey]

jeez

[swift field]

Just curious does anyone have star wars clone wars 3.75 action figures or 3.75 kenner star wars action figures? If so please dm me I would love talk about them!

[signal seal]

[hard spindle]

I wasnt asking you stfu

[lament egret]

maybe i will play ff14 soon

[vital roost]

CAPYBARA

[hard spindle]

Just curious does anyone have star wars clone wars 3.75 action figures or 3.75 kenner star wars action figures? If so please dm me I would love talk about them!

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/chilling-annoyed-bother-hanging-out-not-amused-gif-14422881

i want a pet capybara so bad

[vital roost]

same same

[smoky matrix]

[signal seal]

capyhub
Ashyoo based

[vital roost]

very good server

[somber anvil]

Welp triggered now gonna lie down

[swift field]

@hard spindle ? why are you coping what I posted?

[vital roost]

bye luna

[smoky matrix]

have a nice rest

[hard spindle]

bc I wanted to know

[somber anvil]

Bai

[signal seal]

i saw one as a little kid and told it was a big rat but they're so not big rats

[smoky matrix]

[willow quartz]

bye luna

[vital roost]

big rodent

[willow quartz]

moar dots

[void slate]

[queen osprey]

whats up peter

[signal seal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/psy2xd/sphynx_cats_just_make_me_uncomfortable/

[void slate]

I'm eating some caramel chocolate

[queen osprey]

wtf

am i looking it

at

wtf

[vital roost]

actual creatures

[lament egret]

hairless cats kinda cute

[signal seal]

kitty

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

hairless cats are demon spawn

[void slate]

hairless kitties

[signal seal]

i think it would be fun to buy it clothes for the winter

[onyx schooner]

I think it would be fun not to buy one of them

[vital roost]

maybe but furry cats are also cute in clothes

[queen osprey]

did someone say furry

[hard spindle]

cats are not cute

[signal seal]

1 permanently blocked message

[hard spindle]

fr. what happened in your childhood to make you like this

[vital roost]

did i summon you

[hard spindle]

good bc if u didnt I saw about to

[queen osprey]

[hardy mesa]

should i post my build to reddit

[vital roost]

what did u build

[hardy mesa]

nah

[signal seal]

Lego, body, PC, or house?

[lament egret]

guys do you want a fune video

[vital roost]

yes koe pls

[hard spindle]

no

[signal seal]

Wires gonna cause some ree

[queen osprey]

is that a wifi antenna

[hardy mesa]

ethernet refuses to work

[queen osprey]

[vital roost]

OUR TABLE

[hardy mesa]

idk

[queen osprey]

how why

[void slate]

this satisfies my dragon fetish

[hardy mesa]

how

[queen osprey]

buy an ethernet pcie card

[lament egret]

[hardy mesa]

not that

[hard spindle]

LMFAO ANETENNA ON THE PC

[hardy mesa]

unidentified network

[hard spindle]

david drippy af

[hardy mesa]

yeah it's msi

[hard spindle]

antenna

on da pc. we gaming

[queen osprey]

err

[hardy mesa]

yeah

[hard spindle]

u suck ngl

[signal iris]

[queen osprey]

maybe your router is assigning a duplicate ip

[hardy mesa]

idk man

[queen osprey]

to some other device in your household

[hard spindle]

^ or maybe ur ethernet bit is damaged

[void slate]

ah it's nothing really

[hardy mesa]

the wifi works that's all that matters

[vital roost]

is this monster hunter

[onyx schooner]

[signal iris]

yes

[queen osprey]

wifi = latency x(

[hardy mesa]

nope tried other cables

[vital roost]

hm

[hard spindle]

I mean the actual socket

[hardy mesa]

on what the pc?

[hard spindle]

yuh

[hardy mesa]

also no

[hard spindle]

how do you know?

[lament egret]

i forgor mhw mods were clientside and dont lock me from online right

[queen osprey]

motherboard has one ethernet port

[smoky matrix]

yeah clientside

[lament egret]

pog

[smoky matrix]

you can still go online

[queen osprey]

i heckin love alienware

is this 2008

[hardy mesa]

no

[hard spindle]

yes!!!

[queen osprey]

4000$ laptops anyone

[hard spindle]

alien ware future console!!

[hardy mesa]

2015 1070 i7 6700

[void slate]

If Randolando and James Bond had a fistfight who would win

[queen osprey]

i had the alienware windows music player theme

[hard spindle]

me

[hard spindle]

I would win. I would always win

[queen osprey]

rando would win!

[vital roost]

rando always wins

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

pat that emote is starting to annoy me ngl

[queen osprey]

thats why i love it

[vital roost]

rando wins except when he doesn’t

[hardy mesa]

[hard spindle]

everytime I see pat use icant I get more autistic

[willow quartz]

:icant:

[hard spindle]

name 1 time I have not won

[signal iris]

this mod shows me the length for my insect glaive buffs

[vital roost]

too many

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

name 1

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-nitro-nitro-free-nitro-free-discord-nitro-gif-19035049

[hard spindle]

u cant? Randolando stays winning

[vital roost]

so true

[hard spindle]

anyway who want to give me nitro?

[lament egret]

Pay me

[hard spindle]

I will pay you 1 dollar for nitro

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

the usual steps to debug internet issues are

1. reset (disable/enable) ethernet port in settings
2. try different cable
3. cmd and type ipconfig /release then type ipconfig /renew
4. unpair all the electronics connected to the router to see if its a duplicate ip
5. reconfig your router and redo your internet from scratch

[vital roost]

pat the internet wizard

[void slate]

i would reinstall the ethernet drivers

[hardy mesa]

too much work

[queen osprey]

true!

[void slate]

back in the day when I had windows vista preview it didn't have my ethernet drivers lmao

[hardy mesa]

plus we would probably get a guy to do it

[hard spindle]

antenna pc LMAO

[void slate]

hey I have this same exact antenna

[hardy mesa]

shgut up

[queen osprey]

my motherboard comes with the same thing, its handy but def prefer ethernet

[void slate]

it's for wifi and bluetooth

[signal seal]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UltimateCompassionateCow-mobile.mp4

[void slate]

reminds me of the dead pigeon at work

[lament egret]

wh

[signal seal]

did you watch the gif peter

[hard spindle]

me on shrooms

[smoky matrix]

rando why areyou on shrooms

[hard spindle]

why r u not

[void slate]

it loaded only after I wrote the comment

[smoky matrix]

I do not have access to shrooms

[hard spindle]

bc you have never talked to someone irl?

[void slate]

there is a chance they will grow in your backyard

[smoky matrix]

Peter I don't have a backyard

[hard spindle]

L

[queen osprey]

[signal seal]

grocery store

[hard spindle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD PAT I SWEAR TO GOD

[smoky matrix]

Pat I am going to commit a crime

[hard spindle]

I SEE THAT EMOTE ONE MORE TIME IM LOSING IT

[void slate]

well I live in the middle of a forest and one time a mushroom grew after rain I looked it up and read that it has hallucinogenic properties

[queen osprey]

relax guys

[hard spindle]

no

[void slate]

I didn't take it because I say no to drugs

[hard spindle]

I am foaming at the mouth

[vital roost]

did u take it

[queen osprey]

its just an emote..................................

[hard spindle]

pat...dont you dare

[void slate]

no, I was tempted though

[vital roost]

based

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

pat keep doing it

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

tf

[vital roost]

hi lew

[void slate]

Pat is the only person to have their own emoji

[queen osprey]

is that the squid game guy

[hard spindle]

missed chance

[void slate]

[lament egret]

Maybe

[exotic leaf]

hi ashy c:

[vital roost]

that’s literally caddince

[hard spindle]

koe die

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930339142716493835.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[vital roost]

how’re you?

[queen osprey]

really

[hard spindle]

LMFAO IT IS

[lament egret]

The real caddy

[queen osprey]

@trail citrus ?

[signal iris]

hilew

[exotic leaf]

yeah it’s him

[hard spindle]

:icant:

[shrewd vigil]

Caddince is squid game skull face

[queen osprey]

[exotic leaf]

hi claire c:

[willow quartz]

bing bong

[signal iris]

ash, halo now or u still feeling eh?

[void slate]

Fun fact - Can can can can? is a genuine question

[hard spindle]

this is why you get 0 bitches

[shrewd vigil]

Do you get them

[smoky matrix]

cans cannot can can

[queen osprey]

aw shiettttttttttt

[hard spindle]

I got yo dad last night zzz

[void slate]

Based logarythmic ratio nft Taiwan Belgium amogus femboy.

[shrewd vigil]

Frown? Real?

[hard spindle]

yes

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/norman-osborn-oh-you-cant-do-this-to-me-spiderman-no-ways-gif-17373736

[shrewd vigil]

Prove it

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-spiderman-green-goblin-gif-18037696

[hard spindle]

lemur dont be mean to peter hes trying to fit in

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

you are 15

[smoky matrix]

rando I will cry if this keeps up, your behaviour is unnaceptable

[hard spindle]

if you cry can U dm me a pic and ship me the tears?

[shrewd vigil]

Idc prove it

[lament egret]

who want me

[smoky matrix]

you cannot have my ears you weirdo

[void slate]

I spent too much time on shitpost subreddit

[exotic leaf]

rando lemme see pic 420 again

[hard spindle]

that is how I proved it. Ik your true age

[exotic leaf]

;)

[teal pilot]

Lost Ark poppin

[hard spindle]

I will chop em off

[teal pilot]

Just look at this chad

[shrewd vigil]

Because I told you

[hard spindle]

its a normal pic?

[signal iris]

@exotic leafam i cool?

[hardy mesa]

i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy

[smoky matrix]

rando I have tinnitus my ears are damaged goods you don't want them

[exotic leaf]

or was it pic 4200? or 42?

[exotic leaf]

you’re always cool

[void slate]

gay

[hard spindle]

All my pics are normal???

[exotic leaf]

K

[hard spindle]

tinnitus ears taste the same as normal ones

[vital roost]

i haven’t even gotten out of bed yet

[smoky matrix]

[hard spindle]

also L tinnitus

[willow quartz]

not worth

[vital roost]

real

[hard spindle]

same

it is almost 6pm and I have not gotten outta bed today smh my head

[void slate]

can I post a polish meme

[lament egret]

Guys i have an important emote to share

[smoky matrix]

you have covid tho so you have an excuse

[exotic leaf]

yes

[lament egret]

[void slate]

Share then

[smoky matrix]

omeg everyone shut up new koe emote dropped

[hard spindle]

im not ill just lazy

[hard spindle]

this covid shi and shi. Im immortal

[lament egret]

look at fat horse

[smoky matrix]

fathonse 🐴

[queen osprey]

[exotic leaf]

yes i understood that whole meme

[teal pilot]

Yes

[vital roost]

honse,,,

[hard spindle]

this was unfunny

[lament egret]

Rando can you translate

[vital roost]

can you translate this for us

[exotic leaf]

putting too much trust in rando

[lament egret]

No no look

[hard spindle]

I cannot translate properly I just have a semi basic understanding of the language

[lament egret]

we just gotta peer pressure rando into translating

[shrewd vigil]

It means fallen barrier

[hard spindle]

also tf???

[shrewd vigil]

And then the girl goes, you aren’t still doing it right? And then she repeats it

[smoky matrix]

so you're basically fluent

[void slate]

• GDDKiA (Polish Road Building Authority) will build an expressway to the mountains
• But they won't cover it with sound barriers, right?
• They won't cover it, right?

[shrewd vigil]

See I told you barrier

[smoky matrix]

what're sound barriers?

[vital roost]

what happens with sound barriers

[smoky matrix]

like in a road context

[hard spindle]

shut up

[smoky matrix]

ohhh

[void slate]

They are ugly af

[vital roost]

ew that's annoying

[smoky matrix]

oh so then you can't see the cool scenery

[shrewd vigil]

Real

[lament egret]

the sound will

[shrewd vigil]

Be barrier

[void slate]

in poland we have tradition of putting those barriers in the most nonsensical places, like the middle of a field

[exotic leaf]

this looks computer generated

[smoky matrix]

but I'm guessing its so they don't disrupt the ecosystem too much?

[hardy mesa]

it is

[hard spindle]

fr the barriers are so bad. In other countrys you can see da country side as you drivin

[hardy mesa]

stop putting the fucking sparkles around my name please

[exotic leaf]

no

[hard spindle]

to many ppl complained. especially ppl near da road

[smoky matrix]

ah

[hard spindle]

bc you can hear it from a good distance away. ruins the abidance or whatever

[hard spindle]

they dont even work that well ong

[void slate]

ruins the abba dance

[smoky matrix]

ambience ?

[signal iris]

this is pain

[smoky matrix]

what do you mean?

[hard spindle]

yes? I think

[shrewd vigil]

Stars

[void slate]

We have stars now where are the wars

[hard spindle]

sad full image of ur pfp?

[signal iris]

why i gotta fight two? :(

[signal seal]

https://i.imgur.com/1rfKQZd.mp4

[vital roost]

just don't die

[shrewd vigil]

Dm

[hard spindle]

okay waiting

[smoky matrix]

just do them 1 by one :/

[lament egret]

[shrewd vigil]

I sent it

[signal iris]

i'm going to bite you

[vital roost]

[hard spindle]

gay

[queen osprey]

????

[shrewd vigil]

You are

[hard spindle]

I do not like gay men pat. they are not kissing me. its like wtf???

[queen osprey]

??????????????????????

[hard spindle]

and they are taking away other men from kissing me

[queen osprey]

[shrewd vigil]

Ayo

[hard spindle]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU USE THAT FUCKING EMOTE AGAIN

I am at my limit pat

[shrewd vigil]

Bruh I’m in class and this girl is complaining that she got 7 hours of sleep only

[queen osprey]

why do you do this to yourself

[signal iris]

found target number 1 instantly

[shrewd vigil]

💀 bitch what

[vital roost]

[hard spindle]

do what to myself? tf have I done

[queen osprey]

existed

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

pat why r u so mean to me

[queen osprey]

because you exist

[shrewd vigil]

[hard spindle]

all I did was express my love for men and u attacked me. kinda homophobic??

[shrewd vigil]

Frown smi

[hard spindle]

this pat you is homophebic

pls ban mod 🙏

[smoky matrix]

rando just jealous

[hard spindle]

yes. I already have 0 games I need someone to remove these modifiers

[shrewd vigil]

Send me that emote

[hard spindle]

pls do not

[shrewd vigil]

look I gave you frogus

[smoky matrix]

just save it

[vital roost]

[shrewd vigil]

Mobile

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[lament egret]

[shrewd vigil]

Frogus

[queen osprey]

here

[hard spindle]

Lemur I will do anything for you to not give it to him

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[shrewd vigil]

Ty

[hard spindle]

PAT WHY NO PAT

[smoky matrix]

sorry rando it has been done

[hard spindle]

😭 WHY PAT

[queen osprey]

omfg

[smoky matrix]

[queen osprey]

i should make it a sticker instead

[hard spindle]

I will fight the entire chat if I have to

[lament egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[queen osprey]

that way its bigger

[hard spindle]

NO PLS DONT

[shrewd vigil]

[smoky matrix]

LF transparent

[queen osprey]

oh

rip

[shrewd vigil]

It’s transparent for me

[lament egret]

unreal

[hard spindle]

I am going to fight god if thats what it takes to stop this

[shrewd vigil]

light mode

[queen osprey]

i uploaded the original image

[lament egret]

Light mode

[hard spindle]

pat stop

[shrewd vigil]

[vital roost]

ew.

[queen osprey]

just embrace it

[lament egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[shrewd vigil]

You are ashyoo

[hard spindle]

I am going insane

[smoky matrix]

welcome

[vital roost]

i am well aware

[shrewd vigil]

[hard spindle]

pls actually stfu

[smoky matrix]

[vital roost]

[smoky matrix]

never ever

[shrewd vigil]

are you well aware I am a 6’4 black man that is 25

[vital roost]

no

[queen osprey]

rando is going crazy

[shrewd vigil]

Well that is true

[solid badge]

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-anime-gif-13872321

[smoky matrix]

I long for the day this dream comes true

[willow quartz]

🧢

[shrewd vigil]

I am

[hard spindle]

I have been in bed all day im cranky

[shrewd vigil]

I can prove it with 1 clip

[queen osprey]

just get up

[hard spindle]

ight bye

[smoky matrix]

[shrewd vigil]

but I can’t post because ratio

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-lego-ninjago-ninjago-gif-20744783

[hard spindle]

I dont have a mattress. its v hard to get up my back hurt 😭

[queen osprey]

wot

[willow quartz]

how do u not have a mattress?

[vital roost]

what do you sleep on

[shrewd vigil]

Me

[willow quartz]

you sleep on fuckin rocks?

[shrewd vigil]

He sleeps on me I hurt bad in morning

[lament egret]

ew

[shrewd vigil]

randolando too strong

[hard spindle]

like my bedframe and pillows

[vital roost]

frown u are 12

[willow quartz]

???

[lament egret]

Kinda weird sadface

[shrewd vigil]

I am not

[signal seal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/fjq53y/hello_cat/

[hard spindle]

my back is fucked I dont wanna get up zzzz

[shrewd vigil]

This is cool

[hardy mesa]

guess im sticking with wifi

[hard spindle]

LMFAO

[willow quartz]

is that wired?

[hardy mesa]

no

[hard spindle]

YOUR A CHILD

[shrewd vigil]

You still do it

[hard spindle]

pls keep sad away from me

[shrewd vigil]

It’s not my fault

[hard spindle]

you are 15 sad please 😭

[shrewd vigil]

You forced me to do it

[lament egret]

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[shrewd vigil]

I never wanted to

But you make me become your mattress

[hard spindle]

SAD WHAT

[lament egret]

Kinda weird rp ngl

[smoky matrix]

yeah this chat kinda sussy I'm gonna go brush teeth

[shrewd vigil]

You did believe me

[hard spindle]

someone help sad is being wierd

[shrewd vigil]

[hard spindle]

he is a child

[queen osprey]

whats wrong with that

[vital roost]

[shrewd vigil]

I have citizenship in taiwan it is legal

[lament egret]

Chat weird ngl

[shrewd vigil]

don’t ask how I have citizenship in taiwan

[hard spindle]

he is talking about me sleeping on him and using him as a matrass

[shrewd vigil]

you do

[hard spindle]

you are mentally ill

[queen osprey]

why do you NOT have a mattress

lets go back to that

[lament egret]

[signal iris]

captured the man, killed the woman

[queen osprey]

why do you have a bed frame and just pillows

get up

and take a pic

[shrewd vigil]

:(

[hard spindle]

what do I get in return pat?

[vital roost]

sexism as it should be

[queen osprey]

a non ban

[hard spindle]

I have no matress smh

[hard spindle]

fine 4 u pat one sec. I need to move my cat

[shrewd vigil]

I am not there it wouldn’t make sense

[queen osprey]

its not your cat you stole it

[shrewd vigil]

I am at school right now when I get home we will reenact it

[lament egret]

It was my cat

[queen osprey]

cat thief

[hard spindle]

old owners left it behind when they moved lol. they said they didnt want it

[lament egret]

Please return my cat rando

[smoky matrix]

please give Koes cat back

[shrewd vigil]

Oh yeah that cat I always forget it’s still here

[queen osprey]

[hard spindle]

so you abused your cat and left it when you moved then refused to take it back? wtf koe....

[shrewd vigil]

Rando remember u have to unlock the door at 2:30 so I can walk in after school

[hard spindle]

SHUT UP SAD

[shrewd vigil]

zz

[hard spindle]

it is 6pm

[lament egret]

what

[shrewd vigil]

Yeah, in 2 hours and 30’minuyes

So at 8:30 I need to get in

[vital roost]

frown stop being weird

[shrewd vigil]

Remember I start school late

[hard spindle]

that is what the old owners did to da cat. if its your cat your a monster smh

[queen osprey]

quite weird

[hard spindle]

ash pls help hes scaring me

[lament egret]

kinda weird chat

[vital roost]

i'll help you anytime rando

[hard spindle]

not kinda weird chat just sad being weird

[hard spindle]

U ruined the moment by making i weird get out with sad

[vital roost]

frown just being a 12 yr old

[hard spindle]

frown was his dad

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

What

[hard spindle]

he is high af

[signal iris]

[shrewd vigil]

No

[vital roost]

maybe,, don't joke abt school shootings,,,

[shrewd vigil]

I am not

[hard spindle]

ur high af

[exotic leaf]

true

[shrewd vigil]

I’m confused

[queen osprey]

i agree

dont joke about that shit

at all

[lament egret]

[exotic leaf]

what the fuck

[velvet quest]

No

[hard spindle]

what is happening

anyway pat my bed I have gotten up

[queen osprey]

finally

progress

[smoky matrix]

I step away for two minutes and now chat is talking about school shootings

[hard spindle]

do not be mean

[exotic leaf]

american moment ig

[signal seal]

[shrewd vigil]

rebdokanod nice bets

[queen osprey]

thats

[queen osprey]

straight up a couch

[shrewd vigil]

Bed

[vital roost]

rando what the fuck is wrong with you

[smoky matrix]

Rando this literally can't be real I refuse to believe it

[hard spindle]

no its my bed frame

[queen osprey]

😐

[hardy mesa]

bro is that actually your bed?

[signal seal]

you can buy matresses online

[lament egret]

Why

[smoky matrix]

Rando where is the fucking matress

[exotic leaf]

i see why your back hurts

[hard spindle]

what 😦

Im not allowed one

[smoky matrix]

WHWRE IS IT

[hardy mesa]

@hard spindle please tell me your joking

[vital roost]

wdym you're not allowed one?

[smoky matrix]

???? Why???

[lament egret]

What the fuck do you mean you’re not allowed one

[smoky matrix]

I am going insane

[signal seal]

what's your address i'll buy you a matress

[shrewd vigil]

The governnement took away his mattress privalegsos

[queen osprey]

[exotic leaf]

damn pic got deleted too

[smoky matrix]

Can we pleas crowdfund Rando a mattress

[lament egret]

Too early to be going insane

[smoky matrix]

It's two am koe

[queen osprey]

dont go too hard on rando

[shrewd vigil]

Do I get donate or if I donate $100 to the rando mattress fusnd

[lament egret]

[signal seal]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Silentnight-Memory-Rolled-Mattress-Medium/dp/B008I1E2MU/ref=sr_1_8?crid=1ZQ28H2HL6PKM&keywords=twin+mattress&qid=1642010565&sprefix=twin+mattress%2Caps%2C149&sr=8-8

WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS ROLANDO

[exotic leaf]

Buying a mattress online is too 50/50

[vital roost]

can we please all pitch in to get rando a matress

[exotic leaf]

could be good could have bed bugs

[signal seal]

bought mine online, it's pretty nice

[lofty veldt]

After nearly two years and a vaccine the Rona has caught me

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

sucks :( hope you recover!

[signal seal]

vaccines mean you 99% won't be hospitalized and will be fine

[exotic leaf]

i worked for an online retail company and the amount of bed bug complaints i received terrifies me

[hardy mesa]

@hard spindle please respond

[signal seal]

oof, mine came in a vacuum sealed bag in a tiny box, and exploded out when i opened it

[lament egret]

Hope you feel better dr guy n get lots of rest n water

[queen osprey]

memory foam?

[lofty veldt]

Thanks chat

[queen osprey]

i have a memory foam pillow

[exotic leaf]

sounds like it

[queen osprey]

dont fuck with it at all

[smoky matrix]

Wouldn't it just compress and get hard

[exotic leaf]

Memory foam pillows too firm

[signal seal]

queen size firm memory foam matress

[queen osprey]

i bought a traditional spring mattress

[shrewd vigil]

Yes I will add $100 to the rwndolando magetrrsww funds

[queen osprey]

and its banger

[exotic leaf]

Springs are so loud though

[signal seal]

honestly the perfect bed is a stainless steel plank with a pillow, feels so good on your back

[shrewd vigil]

Where do I donate

[vital roost]

you don't have money shut

[shrewd vigil]

Yes I do

[signal seal]

paypal me $100 frown and i'll make sure it goes to rando

[exotic leaf]

it’s giving prison vibes

[shrewd vigil]

No I have 100 in cash where do I mail@it

I do not have PayPal or a card

[vital roost]

to my house

[lament egret]

To my adddress

[vital roost]

back off koe

[shrewd vigil]

Dm address then

[signal seal]

well i sometimes work in a clean room so we need to put shoe covers on, then spin across the bench (which is like 3 meters long, 1 meter wide) and it's so comfy to lay down on

[shrewd vigil]

And I will hand deliver

[vital roost]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

[exotic leaf]

sad face send me your social security number i promise i’ll give it to rando

[smoky matrix]

Goodnight chat box

[lament egret]

No shut up ashy its mine

[shrewd vigil]

You do not live here

[vital roost]

yes i do

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

pce

[willow quartz]

gn lemur

[shrewd vigil]

Prove it

Take a selfie outside of this address

[exotic leaf]

lab worker bing confirmed?

[vital roost]

my backyard

[lament egret]

Woah

[shrewd vigil]

Oh dam

@lament egret what is your address then

I will mail ashyoo because I’m scared of the White House but I will hand deliver to you

Because yes

[vital roost]

why are you scared of it

[signal seal]

Not really, and I only go in to tell people they're doing something wrong

[mild crystal]

been in a vc for twelve hours

[vital roost]

you work for a lab tho?

[vital roost]

or like you go to a lab*

[shrewd vigil]

I do not want to explain it here

[exotic leaf]

Bing tell me i’m doing something wrong

[vital roost]

not even with me,, damn,,

[signal seal]

no not a laboratory, manufacturing but i can't tell you what because you'd be able to dox me very easily

[vital roost]

dm me it !

[vital roost]

yeah no worries

[shrewd vigil]

But I do not want to be exposed

[signal seal]

you're not

[signal iris]

can i come over?

[vital roost]

pls

[exotic leaf]

you were supposed to find something

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-on-my-way-coming-hurry-animals-gif-13120142

[shrewd vigil]

Are you sure

[lament egret]

100%

[void slate]

Rocket Raccoon

[shrewd vigil]

Ratio + core

[mild crystal]

soz ashtoooon

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

ratio my fist directly into your core shortass

[void slate]

Ratio disembodied frogs chandelier based Taiwan

[exotic leaf]

this but with coffee

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-cat-gif-18770750

[mild crystal]

dw we can have a 24hr vc where itd just mindless brain frying chat

[shrewd vigil]

[vital roost]

please

[void slate]

Ready for Streaming

[lament egret]

I would go insane by hour 4

[mild crystal]

where we look at gen chat for a full day and contrnplate death

[shrewd vigil]

:(

[signal iris]

please no, not that thing :(

[exotic leaf]

wow and im not invited

[mild crystal]

if u cant tell, my brain is literally fucking gone

[hard spindle]

U mean Ratio disembodied frogs chandelier based //redacted//

[mild crystal]

ur always ingited bc we loge lew

[exotic leaf]

yeah c:

[mild crystal]

my eyes are actually so heavy jesus christ why did i do this to myself

[exotic leaf]

Loge lew

[queen osprey]

i understand

its 5am

for me

[hard spindle]

if u were better your eyes would just be stronger

not even training your eye lids. laugh

[exotic leaf]

simply tape them open

[mild crystal]

my special eyes shut off after about 11hrs

[lament egret]

train your eye muscles and have muscles on your eyes

[mild crystal]

tom and jerey type beat

[lament egret]

swole eyes

[mild crystal]

dude we watched three movies and like a few anime eps

[hard spindle]

special eyes? tf U got like wall hack eyes or some shit

[vital roost]

can they still make me happy

[mild crystal]

stupid motherfucker asked me to rewarch ww84

[mild crystal]

hopefully

[shrewd vigil]

Jerey

[lament egret]

what happened to world war 3 - 83

[mild crystal]

koe im going to literally black out on your floor and never leave

[queen osprey]

i just watched eternals

i understand why people shit on that movie

i get it

[hard spindle]

whas tha?

[queen osprey]

marvel

[mild crystal]

now some other friend group wants to vc me
bruh pls

[vital roost]

forsaken story

[signal iris]

imagine vcing

[mild crystal]

i need lo fi and sleep rn

legitimately just trying to time skip today

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

imagine sleeping zzzz

ur lazy

[queen osprey]

gatekeeping sleep

i need to sleep soon

[hard spindle]

yes who gonna stop me?

[lament egret]

Dps your bed

[vital roost]

when is the berkut sleep over

[hard spindle]

I'll gatekeep everythin

[lament egret]

Rando already dps’d his bed

[hard spindle]

wha?

[void slate]

does your mom know about kingdom hearts

[hard spindle]

my mom is a 40 year old Pakistani lady

[void slate]

Pakistanis are hot

[lament egret]

unfortunately yes because i made her buy kh2 final mix and i told her the whole lore

[vital roost]

my mom is a 40 year old not pakistani lady

[hard spindle]

thank you peter 😳

[void slate]

my mom is 70 years old polish widow

[willow quartz]

my moms a cunt

[void slate]

woah

[lament egret]

woah

[queen osprey]

woah

[hard spindle]

your the same age as yo mom??

[hard spindle]

pls do not be mean

[signal iris]

oh dear, they're blue

[void slate]

reminds me of the movie where a 6 year old boy has a child with 6 year old girl and the baby dies

[hard spindle]

what

[void slate]

yes there is such movie it's called "Old"

[hard spindle]

what fucking movie is that 😭

OOOOH

[void slate]

well the 6 year olds grow super fast so they technically have adult bodies

[hard spindle]

THE TIME AGE MOVIE BEACH THING

[void slate]

yes

and there is a schizophrenic doctor who stabs mid-sized sedan to death

[hard spindle]

yes

and then it just keeps like healing everytime he stabs

[void slate]

well this is a bit of plot hole

like the movie is about biology progressing super fast

[hard spindle]

it was so bad ong

[void slate]

so if a stab wound would be bad enough for the body not to heal itself it would instantly kill someone

[shrewd vigil]

That’s nice to hear

[void slate]

because the wound would expand super fast

[shrewd vigil]

Me

[willow quartz]

tell her that

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-nitro-nitro-free-nitro-free-discord-nitro-gif-19035049

[signal seal]

This planet seems promising

[vital roost]

i love that gif

[shrewd vigil]

This will be me in like 4 day

[hard spindle]

do you love me 😭

[vital roost]

platonically

[shrewd vigil]

L

[void slate]

GTA 4? @exotic leaf