#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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or i can be a grlla
that too
hmmm i shall put my gorilla in a maid dress
Id rather kms then play anything with anyone here
we played master proving grounds together do u remember
im just gonna
fax
so much fax
bye koe
you can be a spaceship in VR chat
Goodbye famous koe
off to eat cereal at 3am before bed again
Bye koe

Found this clip on twitch thought it was funny https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyFineRamenDancingBaby
i love this video
hurt stomach tomorrow, worth it

cringe
Like u?
learned from the best
(you)
Ur literally gay shut up

Dog sleepin
Ur hands sre gross and dirty
Original vid by Dunkey: https://youtu.be/sBqk7I5-0I0
Discord server: https://discord.gg/AUdQDFvr
Dunkeyy
i have it on standby too dw

i learned how to wash my hands from you 
i win!
i set things up when i start, bc i record , was making suresound was working
also i was streaming for lew that day
Im not ur mom. Also hand reveal? For um....reaserch
bruh
the day i do a hand reveal is the day ares posts feet pics
😏
hand reveal
say fucking less
i'm going to go find a hand reveal in dms
Ares feet rn
oh i forgot i dm'd you stuff long long ago
For the greater good
kat
@exotic leaf
what tf, why am i seeing feet
nice toes
thanks😎
AAAAH THOES FUCKING FEET
whats wrong lol
why do you look like a low quality synth in fallout
Also shadow where hand now?
everything
LMFAO NAWH
bruh am i getting feet shamed in 2022
yes
yes
Yo feet look like a mutants
ugly feet
are they randos feet
need me some real stinky feet
Honestly kinda hot in a wierd way
bro im actually getting violated
please stop talking
whatchu say
Dm me 😏
i'm talking some feet that have been walking around in the sand for days on end, with no shoes
no, im talking the talking stick away from you
WHATCHU SAY
MHM FEET
off topic chat was a bad idea
@teal temple
fear not it is only a joke
Feet now
so where hand pic
i need to crop a photo so some of you don't trace me down by a single pixel showing the outside world around me
too late
ares pls
OML
thats my hand wdym
nice message, unfortunately I am in your walls
Mmm hands
actual monkey looking hands
DONT SHOW THIS TO LEW
Ares ur feet are so hot
What's right.

nothing done in this chat right now is right
BUNNY
boop
im taking it
is that sushi
Fuck yo hands u ugly mf rabbit
yes, she's a lion head mane so she always has this little ruffle around her
I would take a pic of my bunny but hes sleeping in area of his hutch that I cant see into
i love her
I love rabbit
my rabbits ears fall to his side
You have weak feminine hands ew. Only stronk work hands allowed
do you guys want to see a picture of my
yes
NO
floppy rabbit ears
askers?
Me
who?
asked
real
askers?
omg i love them
snaptchat butchered the quality
Tell ash hes still blocked and im ignoring him
zzz
AWWWWW my gremlin is eating my foor
t his could be me and u but you're on the west coast
cats are superior
i have a picture of when my bunny went to the park
let's see it
wait, you brought your bunny to the park
Lol my cat head nuged the pic of ur cat. He wants violence
my cat always looks angry
bunny
yooo send it to me
cute cute :D
sometimes i take her to the park, she needs to be on a little harness to not run off
Let it into the road
i love her harness
I refuse to believe that is real, its a ball of floof with marbles on it for eyes 
she is 95% fluff btw, so everything you think is soft. Is actually soft
Take the harness off
i would never be able to get a harness on my rabbit
Shes fat
La creatura
this could be us @vital roost
it oculd be
and i couldnt believe i got this on camera it was so adorable
it is an amazing pic i love it thank you
Could it be us 😳
@hard spindle can I see your cat
No you would see me if i took a pic smh my head
he is very important
Dm then idc about you I just want cat smh
Thank you v important
thank you for this
No i litreally am butt naked. He is hugging me
🥺 i forgot i had a picture of my gf's two bunnies cuddling
Nvm this is suits me a lot better
im the one hitting you
Make it into a ratio
Ur so fucking fat u couldn't catch up to ke
You are so annoying !! I wanna see cat !!
gunna drive work forklift in a sec 
drive it into a wall and lift the wall
oo nice don't crash
the duality of man
i hope i die from the impact
Idc. Maybe he shouldn't be hugging like a fatty
That ur obese
not my problem !
you are obese
wait no youre probably a pocky stick
a literal sliver of a stick
guys important photo incoming
Since u want it ur problem twink
a spaghetti noodle
i want pocky so bad
Zzzz projecting fatty
birb...
Shut up shadow
ok real shit is twink a slur
be nice to the birb
like i hate to make it serious but like i genuinely want to know because i fucked up the other day
depends on the context and who your talking to
did you call someone a twink and they got mad
some don't view it as a slur
no but i was mortified since it was an intrusive thought and i didnt mean to actually say it
o
It is not censored here so i cannot be stopped
so im kinda confused since i think it depends on if you're like allowed to use it but ik some people view it as offensive while others dont
i am going to consume a harmful amount of M&M's
m&ms good
I do not care. That is my view
comatose on mnms
Rankbot does not stop me so i do not care
welcome back peter
ares are you going to go on a jjk rant
no i will spare you
Emojo single
Emoji plural
I made that up
okay fair
i like it though
would you like me to
i know everyone would absolutely love me to go on a jjk rant
up to you
no i will prep for bed early so i can type up recs tonight
okay fair
CUTE
bing i fucking love your cat
BING DID YOU SEE MY PICS TOO
did you see two of the most adorable kittens ever
jelly
i love deep sea jellyfish, they vibe so hard
oh my goodness gracious those be jellyfish
i went on vacation to an aquarium, i think i have a few other pics i took
randos pretty much a jellyfish then
real
I used to have jellys
oh i thought this was some random stock image off the internet
you reminded me of a sad song about jellyfish
Tf ares. Wanna join ash on da blocklist?
oh bruh maybe i am the jellyfish💀
now i blurse you all gn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdWwzA92O_Q
I don't own the images, song, or show. This is from "Toast Dogs, Wedding Donut", availed on VRV from Cartoon Hangover. Thanks for watching!
nighto
Yeah shut up idiot
Bee and PUPPYCAT I love that how
gn koemi
hope your stomach doesn't hurt
Bee and puppycat is so cute
sus
amogus...
michael jackson
how are you berkie
Yakuza?
AMONGUS
Among Ass
hear me out

Bless you
Everytime u repost this i will unadd u again for a month
I meant the image
tired hru
used to it 
Nope! I really did go and watch some jelly fish swim in a circle
that meant to upload way earlier
Bc ur a jellyfish
very mid tbh, thought about going to lay down but decided against it
Obese and brainless
ill lay w u dw homie
u
U talkin? Ironic
rando is just hurling insults without trying, must be ur day off
please
rando really projecting
I just woke up lol
Like u can talk fatty 😴
Ur projecting
you are 0.5mm pencil lead
Okay gay boy
hes literally projector
real

ok
what are these games
if you look like this dm me
playing escape simulator?
alpha tested princess bubblegum
yes
Wtf berk
Heyyyy bbg 😏
if you dont have this we cant be friends
true
real
If you own h games actually die
god doesnt want me to die yet, so
I'll kill god to kill u
good luck loser
and thus rando's quest to kill god began
rando is powerful enough to kill god
I doubt it
Cool theory if i was british
oh right can't say the d word here
Notice how the 2 femboys say im weak....ironic
copium
the 2 femboys are stronger than you
L + ratio + rrat
that was so epic
yeah LUna quit spamming
NO I WILL NOT
@somber anvil hi
y-your epic
Luna breaking the rules no way
I AM ABOUT TO CAUSE NUCLEAR ARMAGGEDON
finally
i wish
Its about time
Australia is my last target
what's your first
good gif
shane dawson
stop.
I just thought of what to reply to you but cant cuz extremely monkaS
uhh i don't get offended if that's what you're worried abt
okay i won't
Initiating Armageddon in T-10
balls
greetings from half aslep koe kokay
hi kokay
balls
gaming
we spent legitmately 30 minutes on the final room of the space station
What r u playing eddie
eescape simulator
Sounds bad
watcha escaping
space
@smoky matrix wyd
why's everyone vote kicking dice man
omg saving me for last
a mimir
Not you exactly, but I really like australian people
They are not likeable irl
1 - accent 2 - super chill
THEY AREN"T chill
Whats diluted
the word or what specific thing is?

The word what does it mean
Hmm i c
Dilute milk by pouring water into it
2% milk best
dilute water by pouring milk into it
Not naturally english so i dont know every single thing
fair fair

You wouldn't want to look naturally English
Sleep 
english is a dumb language but it can be understood through tough thorough thought though
Lemur acting up
:>
:3
Ok i have calmed down, nuclear Armageddon will not occur
awwwww
maybe soon, i'm avoiding sleep
I am sorry
Would you get the London look
was almost looking forward to it

peter I would never get the london look
Crying
In fact, Luna, i think your first target should be London
I hope his tongue is ok that sounds painful
Yup
Its no longer okay
Now they smoke fags and refer to themselves in third person as man
how did it fall so far
Its like speaking a interily different language
it sounds like what english sounds like to non english speakers
Lol yuh
ok that stuff is actually wild though
its so trippy listening to those videos that show languages to non speakers
Ever since seeing that Finnish girl's amazing "What languages sound like to foreigners" video way back in 2014 (https://youtu.be/ybcvlxivscw), I've wanted to make a similar fake languages video -- I've been doing these since I was a kid. And here it is, finally! We all need a bit of humor every so often -- back to your regularly scheduled langu...
https://youtu.be/lxnHx9sxL8g watch like the first 5 mins of this and tell me if you understand a single word
A short motion picture written and directed by Nakiah Varcianna.
Produced by Heather Jayne Elrick-Tobin.
Follow the director @nickytarantino_ on ig for info on future productions.
Head to IMDb for BTS pictures, information and make sure you leave a rating/review http://imdb.com/title/tt12721922/?ref_=m_nm_knf_i4
what am I watching
byebyee
Bai
bye luna
have a good day
german was hilarious
i was gonna respond with "it's fine, I've done this before"
but i actually almost had a head on w a car LOL
are you german?
oop, scary
Can I put my
no but it's the one i can understand 😄
balls in your jaw
ohhhh
ayo
hi mastodon
ayo
hello
hola
how are you masto
tempted to post it
might as well do it at this point
annoyed, I’ve fallen asleep like 3 times and can’t stay asleep smh
Everyone @ ash
I’m finna just say fuck it and stay up

that's what i'm thinking about doing
a mimir
what the hell was this
Hulk getting some sloppy
My dreams ash, my dreams
Yes I know, I cannot control what the child said



but I alr know if I stay up I’m going to bitch n complain about being tired
me and whom? ^
ayo?
everyone
o.o
:3
that's just how it goes tho
Get real

I work at 8
how go download?
almost thereeee
it finished
sweet, did you launch the game?
for first time setup and shit
not yet, i've been just vibing for the past like 3 hours
oh, do that just to be sure, close the game right after youre done w all that
okay
hi everyone.
hiya
hi
yo
launched just fine
okay, open game folder and take a snip of it
?
did it not download? strange
soon soon
good good

shut up
fuck you
what
yes pls 🥺
well now I am not doing it. 
puot.

literally in a raid cut me som slack
lemurs mean wtf
no u suck ass
so mean
Hey man that’s real cool but big chungus is like 500 times cooler
unreal
what class r u lemur
DRK rn
drk knight??
Dark knight = DRK
mm yes
I’m a samurai rn bc I didn’t finish heavensward
oh ic
but I wanted to be a drk
I mostly play monk but I started levelling drk cause the job quest is great
they just seem like a really cool class
im a nothing bc I play good games
sword literally the size of me

why tf are you a furry
cause humans are boring, I'm not playing a fucken child, the lizard people have weird face bits and the other races I just don't like
just say your a fucking degen furry
I will not
its that ez lemur. "humans are boring" sounds p furry
ok rando stop projecting
I am not projecting this team you are actually a furry
I'm not the one hanging out "butt naked" while getting hugged by a cat
I just woke up tf u want me to do
My cat is a v lovely boy pls do not insult him
never insult my cat
I'm not insulting the cat I'm insulting you rando get it right
go back to bed ideally
Im not lazy and fat like u
rando I am so lanky you don't even know


nice emote pat
cheers
bad emote pat
rando so mean as usual
mean rando
@queen ospreyhow were your placements
i want a new keyboard
I am not mean wtf
i did a sherpa with bernie and someone asked us what league rank we are and we said diamond
ranked queue down sadge
do you think this is a viable strategy to get people to dodge
one of my top lanes yesterday asked if I could play yas mid cause he was going to hit 5 mans and he was not capping
i played against a team that did yas solo bot, pyke top lane and yone support who went top lane as well
not sure what was said in champ select to make that happen
lmao
legit league players 
I'd post that meme of obi wan looting a dead youngling, but i don't know where the photo is
Damn
i think it was the green one on that youngling
YUP LOL
HAHAHA
ngl tho, low notes are a pain
my legs :(
@smoky matrix 
god im so tired
;-;
sleep
@thick orbit 
Yus
you also on break claire?
I have breaks every 2 hours
aren’t u off claire?
how's the day going so far? you thought it was gonna be bad?
Hmm
i punch off in 1 min
oh nice nice
Ok
that's good
I noticed a couple of things last time I was in disc tho
oh?
Character arc is taking a turn
hi berkut
NeneWTF
hi
Oh god oh fuck hes here
I gotta go eat so i dip 
wdym
Bai im also going to nom
hope work keeps not being bad

oop bye
don’t crash pls
okay

Its either gonna end really really poorly or not
I'll be fine
I've driven while even more tired before
inb4 accident
thanks for the concern tho
literally
skrrt 
So true bestie
just be careful
i actually got rear ended twice by some woman that was falling asleep at the wheel

oh jeez
i’ve rear ended a truck because i was too tired
but it was a rly big truck and they didn’t even noticed
L
you people drive like ass
Tho there was one time someone didn't indicate at a roundabout
practice not being tired
But your also always tired
Wtf
LMAO i had to
That explains why you egoing me recently
Victoria problem 🤢
Thats okei
i cant ego people
i literally have nothing to ego for
Nice showing off ur license plates
yourself
Time to do stuff
Thats a lie and you know it
bye bye
holy shit why does the Fall Guys soundtrack go so fucking hard
who the fuck are you
oh

it was an arab too 
L
what licence plate?
clever
my sister parks like a normal person challenge?
alright, to the void i go
i think claire deleted it for a reason luna

Oh i know he challenged me tho :3
bye berkie ily
@smoky matrix when u get back lmk if you wanna throw down and beat hp monsters

the fuck??
does she drive over the curb to park there??

what's it look like?
woman moment
fair
Claire is funny
that's a veloster n isn't it lmao
lol wtf
tell her not to drink and drive
nah old body style
bc your micheal jackson?
idk what that is
it's a hyuandai i think
im home now
can't tell if it's an N spec
nah the N has the wing extension it's just a newer Veloster T
hyundais are getting better and better
sure, just gonna make a cuppa tea
if you're still on
C U P P A
mmm tea
tea good
ye, i even did hunts with berk before they had to rest
o nice
forgot how s m o o t h game be
doing some pc stuff gimme one sec
it just flows so well and feels so good
cant wait for 60(+) fps mhr
I have reinstalled demo 
ew
will try it again now that my controller isn't malfunctioning
me spending 10 minutes trying to find where to change steam notif settings because I didn't realise the friends list has its own independent settings separate from the rest of steam ( I am upset )
hm i got a white chocolate mocha instead of a regular peppermint mocha and honestly its not bad
ooo nice
asus is being a prick give me a moment
my controller is not working give me a moment
hi im nene
no way
I think my minimal hud overlay breaks my controller if I open it in the wrong order 
smhhh
ok yes that is what is happening
if overlay opens before I give controller input then controller says byby
i cant even say anything because im using mkb
im used to it, but i do miss controller for it
I used mkb for like 100 hours after my controller broke
its not nearly as bad as people say
I genuinely like the mkb camera and using items wayyy more
later
but not the actual combos with weapons cause some are jank af
I cant wait to absolutely destroy MHR with hunting horn... on mkb 
moves that need kb + mouse input at same time are just ehhhh
:((( why no controller?
had to sell it to sell off my ps4 for a full package thing

why did u ping me
u know why 
gm lew
gm bestie
a ghost 👻

Real fragle?
Henlo people’s
@mild crystal @smoky matrix less plentiful rewards in MHR, captures and carves have rare parts, cant get one from the other, vice versa
ohhh
and everyones so used to capping in world for more rewards
and will try do that in rise
yeeeep

lmao nice
only I get ppl with that. get ur own joke
Welcome to marketing 🙂
this is what i get for trusting 343
cope with cat ears
i will thank you very much 
I have never trusted pee4pee
hell no lmao
fuck that 7am meeting
@onyx schooner @mild crystal what da dog doin
issa big dog
32 or 64gb?

32
v nice
W
v nice
1440p 144 hz monitor
my cpu is the only thing OC'd and it's at 4.2
mfw i have a laptop so no matter what the specs just dont matter cuz its inferior to a desktop

yes it is
@smoky matrix 
yo
Reason: Posted an invite
L
hi hi, how was food?
Mid afternoon break food good how was ur dinner
overcooked chicken and it was super dry 
Sadge
still tasted good but annoying to eat
Am tired
This week has been annoying
So many containers
200 feet done of discharging so far
oh huge
conveyor fixed yet or still busted?
later what?
Later gator
@exotic leaf
even ashy is going through his pain phase
"autism is my super power"
Yes
This reminds me of a song Morning Dew
ill listen to it
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Shirts available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
Original Bruno video here: http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0
Original Gaga video here: http://youtu.be/niqrrmev4mA
Original ...
something like that
hello kitty goes hard, when I was a kid I had so much merch ong
ash u need more sleep
probs
Yus see u soon
see me soon 
I need love
don't we all
do u want me to use my special eyes to make the pain go away handsome man
Hey hey hey
wow so cool and edgy
what kind of eye powers do you have
the ones that go "woooo u will now have happy day"
true bread is pretty good, you do have a point .. .
how does this work
were you born with these powers
i ate the happy angel and gained its power
kirby
L
uh okay
begging for money for WQ lol
lol
gifting reemur wq
too late
that’s not what she meant
people who think reemur is wooman
all im waiting for is for both ash and lemur to send me vids telling me to fuck myself 
idk who is who
you’re into that tho right
u could be a girl berky
AAAA
call me whatever I do not care 
AAAAAAAH
"handsome"
True!

Also true

sometimes
lots
okay then i’ll send you a video
Sus
hi luna
sus af
Hi
1hr 4 mins
almost thereeee
no fucking way

how much longer do you have
nice
I am in pain
1hr
TRUE
almost done at least
because you have everything done?
And i am in general good mood yes
that’s good 
Yes berky
Yuh hru
i barely got any sleep so i’m in a weird mood
owo mood
yeah you slept for like 4 hours smh
very broken up
Brocken
huh?
Dot dot dots
dots
$100 amazon what do i buy
damage over time?
I’M RESELECTING MY CIVILIZATION IDK IF I CAN WIN WITH THE JAPANESE
What is a dot
What
Oh no
you’re going to dps very very slowly
and slowly I mean fucking slow
that’s a fucking 50 DKP MINUS
nyoom


hi claire hru
tired
:(
Now hit it very hard
what is this all a reference to 
what
Want the video?
Mon Hun Rise
classic video
creature slaughter upwards
sure
beast murder ascend
y e s
The Original Onyxia Wipe Animation
This is an animation I made back in April 2006 about an unsuccessful, but yet disturbingly hilarious, attempt to defeat the dragon Onyxia from World of Warcraft.
The audio was created by "Dives" from the guild Wipe Club, I had nothing to do with its creation, I only made the animat...
-250k dkp
-50 dkp
MINUS
bytch
shhh im a nerd 
I miss wow
nay nay, come do optional quests with me
am in the middle of a warframe thing, cannot leave yet
@smoky matrix did you like that
I have not watched yet
finishing up a kinda sad quest so didn't wanna break the mood
Also we out we left early cuz else were doing nothing
NICE
i'll hold all y'alls hands












