💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

bruh

[thin kelp]

why tho

[vital roost]

BUSSY

[wind axle]

Bussy

[lament egret]

lmao

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

bussy?

[barren dagger]

bussy?!

[thin kelp]

this is some #vip shit

[sick wyvern]

where?

[thick orbit]

My dads work sells them

[mild crystal]

that word fucking kills me every time

[sharp vale]

Baby wip e is not a bad flavor btw unironically

[vital roost]

why not? he threw up everywhere in the bathroom and my stomach hurt for like 2 hours

[barren dagger]

leave

[vital roost]

he was so pissed at me bc of it

[sharp vale]

Bussy

[thin kelp]

worth it

[barren dagger]

tight

[exotic leaf]

the variations of it are even better

[sharp vale]

YOOOO

[mild crystal]

i remember lacing my roommates brownies w laxatives

[smoky matrix]

wHY

[exotic leaf]

FOUL

[sharp vale]

SINNER

AND HE CALLS US SINNERS

[vital roost]

he knew how hot it was, but he told me i took advantage of him being drunk

[barren dagger]

that is just mean

[sharp vale]

EVIL

[sick wyvern]

alright there satan

[sharp vale]

Emo club w the homies when?

[mild crystal]

it was his birthday and he had work that day, so i put some in the mix and he called me talking bout how he was bolting to the bathroom

[vital roost]

reminds me of the greentext of putting estrogen pills in a roommate's food

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/every-villain-is-kemons-spongebob-evil-gif-12070077

[thin kelp]

??? lmao

[sharp vale]

Ayo?

[barren dagger]

[thin kelp]

wtf

[mild crystal]

he facetimes me and all i hear is him ripping shit

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo a fellow green text enjoyer?

[vital roost]

it's defo not something i'd post here

[barren dagger]

on a side note, tf is green text huh

[sharp vale]

Uncultured

Leave

[barren dagger]

thats not helpful

[vital roost]

i don't browse it normally, i just see posts that sometimes pop up

[mild crystal]

gen chat isnt either so

[barren dagger]

you didnt know what jammy dodgers were stfu

[sharp vale]

I'm American

[barren dagger]

valid

[vital roost]

british.

[sharp vale]

Valid

[mild crystal]

most of us dont

[sick wyvern]

bri'ish

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

can u stop being british

[barren dagger]

buy me a plane ticket to the usa then

[barren dagger]

then ill come over there

[mild crystal]

bopped bussy

[barren dagger]

aye

[vital roost]

no all the money i had saved for a plane ticket is now being used on fem clothing i'm sorry

[lament egret]

[barren dagger]

ill bring up scones again

[vital roost]

what about scones

[thin kelp]

wtf are scones anyway

[vital roost]

they're like a baked good

[mild crystal]

WHAT??

[thin kelp]

like bread with filling? i dont get it

[vital roost]

pretty good

[mild crystal]

yo you dont know abt scones ???

[thin kelp]

no

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuit-food-gif-8640197

[warped aspen]

empty carbs

[barren dagger]

post this is a scone

[mild crystal]

L

[thin kelp]

thats a biscuit

[sick wyvern]

MF thats a biscut

[sharp vale]

Guys I'm gonna give @vital roost estrogen pills

[lament egret]

aint those the popeyes biscuits

[barren dagger]

no its not, its SCONE

[vital roost]

oop

[warped aspen]

[thick orbit]

Gravey biscuits are nice

[lament egret]

wtf i need those

[sharp vale]

Popeyes biscuit

[thin kelp]

exactly

[mild crystal]

the feeling when your room is finally clean and you see one thing outta place

[thin kelp]

them mfs dry af

[sick wyvern]

those are literally biscuits

[sharp vale]

Biscuits

[lament egret]

those are POPEYES BISCUITS

[barren dagger]

they just AREN'T

[sharp vale]

Fight me

[mild crystal]

“choking simulator”

[thin kelp]

EU naming

[barren dagger]

jam and cream scones

[thin kelp]

ew wtf

[smoky matrix]

based

[sick wyvern]

off chat gonna go to war over biscuits

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuits-and-gravy-biscuit-gravy-gif-13190041

[barren dagger]

not really a good pic but still

[thick orbit]

Scones we used to have were like a bucket for gravy

[thin kelp]

cream i understand but jam??????

[barren dagger]

tf are you putting on that

[mild crystal]

scones

[warped aspen]

sausage gravy

[mild crystal]

[barren dagger]

thats GRAVY??

[warped aspen]

sausage gravy

[mild crystal]

wait how do i take this statement

[sharp vale]

Choke on dn

[thin kelp]

YESSIR

[mild crystal]

[barren dagger]

tf is sausage gravy

[mild crystal]

bruh. yall aint never cooked food or somethin?

[barren dagger]

this is gravy

[warped aspen]

white gravy with breakfast sausage in it

[barren dagger]

who PUTS sausage in their gravy

[sick wyvern]

i want some now

[mild crystal]

[warped aspen]

americans do

[lament egret]

gravy and mashed potatoes make me weary

[warped aspen]

i prefer my potatoes baked and plain

[barren dagger]

do you know what bangers and mash is?

[warped aspen]

just pick it up and take a bite

[smoky matrix]

crispy skin oven baked potatoes with butter

[mild crystal]

sweet potato fries hitting hard tonight

[lament egret]

skill issue speak new york please i cant understand your terms

[barren dagger]

my heads literally gonna explode by the end of tonight

[warped aspen]

sweet potato
butternut squash

[smoky matrix]

this is incredibly upsetting

[mild crystal]

“on god, swear on my MOM, PUT THAT ON HER LIFE.”

[lament egret]

what the HELL is bangers and mash

[smoky matrix]

KOE i'M SO DISSAPOINTED

[barren dagger]

can I get a bagel with schmear

[lament egret]

GOD

[mild crystal]

to be fair i didnt know what it was till i was eleven

[barren dagger]

idk what schmear is

[sick wyvern]

" OI I SWEAR ON ME MUM ILL BAP YE"

[lament egret]

THIS IS WHT I MEAN

[mild crystal]

i read that as shmeat

[barren dagger]

[lament egret]

i love everything bagels with cream cheese

[barren dagger]

tf is schmear

[sick wyvern]

shmoke and a pancake

[mild crystal]

yall know whats ass? english muffins

[smoky matrix]

you are wrong

toasted english muffins good

[mild crystal]

absolutely not
english muffin suck demon dick

[barren dagger]

I can agree

[smoky matrix]

drown them in butter

[vital roost]

put some jelly in there

[mild crystal]

toasted english muffins but id rather have scones

[barren dagger]

as a british, english muffins are dog

[thick orbit]

So many LIVE

[smoky matrix]

I hate the british\

[lament egret]

ive literally never eaten an english muffin since i went to south carolina when i was 16

[barren dagger]

i hate you

[smoky matrix]

can't even have good opinions on their own food

[mild crystal]

why tf were u in sc

[barren dagger]

shut up!!!

[vital roost]

all british people need to stop being british immediately

[barren dagger]

make me

[lament egret]

family vacation i went to a hooters when i was 16

[mild crystal]

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

[thick orbit]

nice

[vital roost]

I will.

[barren dagger]

bet

[lament egret]

they have banging buffalo wings

[mild crystal]

they do ngl

[sick wyvern]

"banging"

[vital roost]

i love buffalo stuff

[lament egret]

i love anything spicy

[thick orbit]

Yeah heard their buffalo wings are banging

[vital roost]

god now i'm so hungry

[mild crystal]

dude yall ever have wingstop?

[barren dagger]

see how people growl at me
wings are over rated

[lament egret]

i hate you

[lament egret]

wait can we curse

[smoky matrix]

I have never had wings

like I have eaten a chicken wing but I have not ordered wings before

[barren dagger]

ive had wings twice, once going out to eat and another time from dominos

[lament egret]

fuck you skill issue wings are good with blue cheese >: (

[barren dagger]

blue cheese is dog

[lament egret]

WHAT

[barren dagger]

you heard me

[mild crystal]

uhh, i gotta agree on that ngl

[thick orbit]

I liked blue cheese with lamb

[mild crystal]

blue cheese is not it for me

[vital roost]

bleu cheese sucks yeah

[lament egret]

wh

[barren dagger]

you're the only human on this earth that likes blue cheese that I know

[sick wyvern]

Haven’t had good blue cheese

[lament egret]

with lamb?? excuse me ren

[thick orbit]

yep

[barren dagger]

I don't know a single person irl that has liked blue cheese

[mild crystal]

dawg w lamb wtf

[lament egret]

i
wh

[thick orbit]

trust

[lament egret]

my brain is breaking down

[mild crystal]

if u like blue cheese u are just weird

[vital roost]

bleu cheese is moldy!! smh!!

[sick wyvern]

Must not know anyone

[barren dagger]

real

[lament egret]

BLUE CHEESE IS GOOD

[mild crystal]

NO ITS NOT

[thick orbit]

it was blue cheese dip btw so was a liquid

[barren dagger]

NO IT ISNT, ITS MOULDY

[mild crystal]

LMAOOO

[barren dagger]

no one wants to eat mouldy cheese

[vital roost]

((it's good mold tho))

[lament egret]

im going insane

[barren dagger]

theres no such thing as gold mould

[mild crystal]

good mold and its still ass L

[vital roost]

penicilin??

[barren dagger]

huh

[lament egret]

ok wait

[mild crystal]

penicillin be hitting different when u need it

[lament egret]

you know what sauce i love to death

chipotle ranch sauce

[mild crystal]

dawg penicillin was made from a mold skill come on

[vital roost]

that's the type of mold that's in there

[thick orbit]

"I ordered a 4-cheese pizza in a place called Food and Love (first time). They sent this"

[barren dagger]

i would have an opinion of sauce but the only like one I like is tomato sauce

[smoky matrix]

new AoT opening sounds terrible you can't change my mind

[barren dagger]

[vital roost]

god i'd throw such a big fit

[lament egret]

this making me act up

[thick orbit]

Its blue cheese btw

[barren dagger]

thats why its bad

[warped aspen]

gorgonzola

[thick orbit]

Yooo picklenaise makes me act up

[vital roost]

chipotle ranch goes hard

[mild crystal]

dide what

[lament egret]

you heard me

[mild crystal]

you guys are the type to eat ranch on pizza

[lament egret]

chipotle ranch makes me

[vital roost]

my dad would mix green tabasco sauce and ranch in a bottle and call it green ranch @lament egret

[lament egret]

I DO

[mild crystal]

STOP.

[sick wyvern]

What’s wrong with ranch on pizza

[thick orbit]

Picklenaise make me

[lament egret]

I DIP MY SHIT IN THERE

[vital roost]

ranch on pizza is so good

[mild crystal]

YOU ARE FAR TOO NEW YORKER FOR MY LIKING YO

[sick wyvern]

It’s fucking amazing

[lament egret]

chicken on pizza then you dip it in ranch oh my GOD makes me act up

[mild crystal]

you mfs are FREAKS

[thick orbit]

Tomato sauce on spaghetti

[lament egret]

mf im from NEW YORK

[mild crystal]

I KNOW WHERE YOU FROM AND I DONT LIKE IT

they corrupted your ass with some wack buffoonery

[sick wyvern]

I like it and I’m from tx

[mild crystal]

ur a furry u dont count

[sick wyvern]

Oi fuk u

[mild crystal]

FUCK you

[sick wyvern]

When and where

[vital roost]

woah, fuck you

[exotic leaf]

bro what ranch on pizza is not a new york thing lmao

[lament egret]

let me have this

[mild crystal]

ranch on pizza is just nasty man

[sick wyvern]

Ash wants in?

[vital roost]

i'm pure i don't do that

[mild crystal]

how fights in school actually are

[exotic leaf]

wrong. anyways

[sick wyvern]

Banner says otherwise :p

[mild crystal]

you are wack rn lew

[brave grail]

hey lew

[lament egret]

you see lew agrees

[exotic leaf]

you’re always wack berkut

[mild crystal]

dlrlflcd

yeah but wack is my specialty

[exotic leaf]

HI BESTIE

[smoky matrix]

I have never had ranch wtf is it

[lament egret]

WHAT

[exotic leaf]

bro what

[mild crystal]

HUH?!

[sick wyvern]

I see it’s bulli Berk time

[mild crystal]

no pls

i cant take anymore mental assaults

[lament egret]

HE NEVER HAD RANCH

[smoky matrix]

physical it is

[brave grail]

NEVER HAD RANCH

[exotic leaf]

NEVER HAD RANCH

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

[brave grail]

HOW

[smoky matrix]

idek

[mild crystal]

I HATE RANDH AND EVEN I HAD THAT BULLSHIT

[vital roost]

woah berkut into being physical

[smoky matrix]

like its just never been in the house ever

[mild crystal]

verbal torture aint cutting it man

[vital roost]

coming to texas

[mild crystal]

after koe legit annihilated me woth verbal missile strike i just cant get to that level again

[sick wyvern]

I’ll join ya ash, I’m already here

[lament egret]

YOU WANT A SECOND ONE BERKUT

[mild crystal]

LMAOO HAND IT OVER

[lament egret]

IT CAN HAPPEN REALLY EASILY

[mild crystal]

I AM LITERALLY WAITING TO BE TOLD “GO FUCK YOURSELF”

[sick wyvern]

Go fuck yourself

[mild crystal]

shit ur good

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

will put you on full blast after this fiasco dont test me berkut

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

GOOD VIDEO

[lament egret]

berkut roast 2 will happen

[mild crystal]

I GOT THAT SHIT IN MY FAVORITES DONT EVEN PLAY

[vital roost]

plsplsplspls

[wind axle]

Tf is ranch

[lament egret]

FROST

[smoky matrix]

thank you frost

[sick wyvern]

I swear to god

[smoky matrix]

wtf is ranch I don't actually know

[wind axle]

The fuck is ranch like seriously

[smoky matrix]

like i know its a dressing but what is it made of

[mild crystal]

think im fucking around @lament egret

[wind axle]

Is it like

Coleslaw juice or some shit

[mild crystal]

LMAO WHAT??

[lament egret]

HUH???

[wind axle]

Ion fucken know

[mild crystal]

COLESLAW JUICE BRUH LMAO

[sick wyvern]

[wind axle]

Y'all Americans weird as hell

[lament egret]

frost where tf you from bro

[mild crystal]

[NA]

[wind axle]

Y'all literally got the state of Ohio like c'mon bruh

[mild crystal]

bruh where r u from

[wind axle]

I'm from Singapore 💀

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-pokemon-sad-cubone-gif-11543032

[lament egret]

oh my goodness gracious

[mild crystal]

????? where tf that

[wind axle]

NA education

[mild crystal]

i only know usa and japan

[mild crystal]

ok “thank you for calling tech support” headass

[warped aspen]

singapore is that city-state that gives you production for outgoing trade routes, right?

[wind axle]

WHAT

[mild crystal]

i legit never even heard of singapore

[sick wyvern]

Wut

[wind axle]

NA EDUCATION HEADASS

[lament egret]

damn berkut RACIST??

[mild crystal]

joking, obviously

[sick wyvern]

Man tx schools really have gone to shite

[wind axle]

[mild crystal]

LMAO I WENT TO SCHOOL IN THE SWAMP OF THE US

[wind axle]

Real

[warped aspen]

civ 6 moment

[sick wyvern]

Maybe I’ll check it out next time I visit family

[mild crystal]

no but hes discriminating my na education self

[wind axle]

Deserved

[smoky matrix]

wellyou have na education so its justified

[mild crystal]

granted its probably justified

IT ISNT MY FAULT I WAS FORCED TO COME HERE

[lament egret]

time to kill berkut in a roast

[vital roost]

why don't you come here to ohio so we can cuddle while it's cold (it's really cold pls warm me up)

[sick wyvern]

Shouldn’t have been forced then

[mild crystal]

boutta get called a ranch hating bitch boy by koe

[mild crystal]

omw

[sick wyvern]

Or come here where it’s warm

[warped aspen]

as a texan, i say that ranch dressing is overrated

[vital roost]

i'd rather be cold than warm

[mild crystal]

texas is ass

[sick wyvern]

True

[lament egret]

arent you from texas

[warped aspen]

is cold and dry really better than hot and humid?

[mild crystal]

im from maine koe

[lament egret]

MAINE

[mild crystal]

run your mouth abt maine see what happens

[warped aspen]

oh so you must be a trucker

[mild crystal]

lobsta gang

[sick wyvern]

Da fuk is Maine?

[lethal prairie]

if you think about it, there is somewhere in your house that you have not touched yet

[sick wyvern]

/s

[warped aspen]

grass

[lament egret]

omw to call berkut a bitch in person

[mild crystal]

u aint about it

[sick wyvern]

Doit

[mild crystal]

i bet u got tinted windows so i cant see ur ass and grill u

[lament egret]

where my notebook im gonna script a whole death for you in a video >: (

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

I'm so excited for Berkut dying TWO

[mild crystal]

DEATH NOTE TYPE BEAT

[wind axle]

Ohio 💀 💀 💀

[mild crystal]

I LITERALLY STARED AT A QUARTER AND FUCKING ROLLED OVER IT W MY VACUUM

[warped aspen]

what was that you called texas earlier???

[mild crystal]

ass

[smoky matrix]

you are a dumbass

[warped aspen]

then you mention ohio???

[mild crystal]

bruh what even is ohio

[warped aspen]

the other end of the colon

[mild crystal]

ohio got 3 people i hate living there so i automatically despise it

[vital roost]

sucks here, i want to leave so bad

[vital roost]

me???

[mild crystal]

we’ll move to maine bro

[wind axle]

Ohio really out here

[smoky matrix]

real

[mild crystal]

no ily till the end of time homie

[vital roost]

at least you do

[sick wyvern]

Maine…

[mild crystal]

spotify really recommended me anime ops when im listening to trap music wtf

[sick wyvern]

Anime trap

Oh wait the music

[mild crystal]

actually fire in some cases

[stuck lichen]

i don't fw ohio

[mild crystal]

nobody does

state tier list
F tier: basically just ohio and ny

cali too

[runic helm]

as a Californian yeah 100% f tier

please put us at the bottom

[sick wyvern]

F is anywhere you live

[sick wyvern]

I hate it here

[smoky matrix]

ok that works

[sharp vale]

What IS THAT

[mild crystal]

texas is zzz

[sick wyvern]

I’d rather go live with my brother in Cali

[sharp vale]

Facts

[mild crystal]

why would you want to live in cali

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Is it just blank text?

I can do that too

[smoky matrix]

bolded spaces

[sharp vale]

I've been doing that since I was 12

Mfw

[smoky matrix]

but I was curious if you could do multiple lines

[sharp vale]

Yeah

[runic helm]

comedic value

[sharp vale]

I've made giant blank text walls on different platforms before

[mild crystal]

bro that place is unsavable

[runic helm]

yeah but the people are pretty stupid and its funny

[sick wyvern]

Still better to than to

[mild crystal]

no it is not what

[smoky matrix]

to than to

[sick wyvern]

Tx

[mild crystal]

texas, while i hate it myself, is no where near as bad as cali

[sick wyvern]

We’re always a fucking joke every other day

[smoky matrix]

you are texas' saving grace berk

[mild crystal]

dawg cali is a joke EVERY day

[sick wyvern]

Especially the morons in charge

[smoky matrix]

wai t is berk in texas I forgor

[mild crystal]

currently yes

[smoky matrix]

ok my statement still stands

[mild crystal]

came here for some unfortunate stuff
but, texas is legit not as bad as cali and never will be

these people actually got common sense and they got a functioning economy

[sick wyvern]

Common sense, ha

[mild crystal]

cali got what? crime? homeless people? foh

[sick wyvern]

Bitch I see homeless people every fucking where here

[mild crystal]

and youll see even more than in cali so

[sick wyvern]

And instead of helping they’re making it illegal and sweeping them under the rug to preserve their precious image

And don’t forget the shit show with the freeze last year

[mild crystal]

well, cali just lets them roam around instead of helping them, so whats that say

[exotic leaf]

Skid row type beat

[mild crystal]

LMAO

cali looking like favela from mw2 😭

[sick wyvern]

I see why people bulli berk

[mild crystal]

because i state facts and have a strong disdain for cali

[sick wyvern]

Imma stop before I get into probably rule breaking stuff

[smoky matrix]

bully berkut so hard you break the rules

[mild crystal]

encouraging the death of berukut

[exotic leaf]

[smoky matrix]

berkut we 1v1 arm wresting in mhw yes?

[trail citrus]

[smoky matrix]

Hi caddince

[exotic leaf]

oh no green name everyone hide

[smoky matrix]

I haven't seen you here since that time you told me to stop flirting cause you were jealous

[mild crystal]

bro i would get eviscerated

[smoky matrix]

:)

[sick wyvern]

Doit

[lament egret]

on it

[mild crystal]

u have kb advantage

[vital roost]

weak man.

[smoky matrix]

I use controller

[trail citrus]

Okay I leave now

[mild crystal]

YOOO

[smoky matrix]

bye caddince

[smoky matrix]

but I had to play like 100 hours of it on kbm cause my trigger broke and would do random stuff

[trail citrus]

At least Lemur cares

[sharp vale]

Etika evisceration when 🥲

[exotic leaf]

[smoky matrix]

a relic

[mild crystal]

L

[smoky matrix]

for some reason its so hard to do some things on kbm I feel

[sick wyvern]

Think I still have mh:w installed

[smoky matrix]

if you need inputs from kb and mouse at same time for like IG jumps for LS sheathing

it just didn't work half the time I had to hold it

[smoky matrix]

:0

[mild crystal]

insec glaive for kbm is such ass.

[smoky matrix]

yeah

Berk what do you use

[mild crystal]

glaive

[smoky matrix]

ic ic

I learnt glaive but I don't like it much

[mild crystal]

its apparently 6 in popularity which is sad

[vital roost]

like the artist

[mild crystal]

yes
i rock glaive bc bug actually be super helpful

[vital roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd-7Ye_vX1k

[sick wyvern]

I just use bow because I’m no good at combos or anything fancy

[smoky matrix]

I mostly use LS cause hhuge fuckinf sord but I like charge blade and swaxe

[mild crystal]

then how do you use bow what

[vital roost]

i don't usually listen to this type of music but i love his songs

[smoky matrix]

swaxe is really fun imo

[sick wyvern]

Just sit in back and pew pew

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

bow is not sit back and pew pew ;-;

[restive prawn]

has anyone watched the new AoT? end of the ep left me shaking i was so excited

[smoky matrix]

just did

[mild crystal]

bow is literally aggression, the weapon

[sick wyvern]

I never got very far tho

[smoky matrix]

yeah I'm hyped already

[mild crystal]

you get up in your targets face and pop shots w evasion mantle and just hammer his shit

[sick wyvern]

Also I started with apparently really op shit so

[smoky matrix]

bow is like a shotgun

[restive prawn]

the scene at the end with the "sirens"... was chilling

[smoky matrix]

oh the defender armour right

the speedrun to iceborne gear

[sick wyvern]

And my friend kinda quit as I joined

[mild crystal]

capcom out here making world a new light experience

[smoky matrix]

real

[sick wyvern]

And playing alone isn’t as fun as it seemed imo

[smoky matrix]

I did'nt use the armour just cause I didn't like how it looked lol

[sick wyvern]

Oh I fucking hate the look

[mild crystal]

simply install layered armor mods

[smoky matrix]

I have now

rate drip

i don't like it anymore

need something new

[sharp vale]

A mimir

Gonna sleep now

[lament egret]

ok its ready i need to edit this down

[smoky matrix]

a mimir

hope you sleep well

[sharp vale]

Palico with eel/worm outfit? 10/10
The hunter? 0/10

[smoky matrix]

real

[sick wyvern]

What would be good for for a dum player like me

[solar yoke]

@vital roost @signal seal @cold cipher howd it go

[vital roost]

we did it in just over an hour

[smoky matrix]

weapon?

[sick wyvern]

Ye

[mild crystal]

CANNOT wait to hear that fine ass voice

[smoky matrix]

as a Longsword player longsword is braindead and easy

but there is some skill in the counters I guess

once you get better at it and you just chain counters back to back you barely use your normal attacks it feels and it just flows

[cold cipher]

did every encounter first try except for security

[sick wyvern]

Guess I’ll check it out

[smoky matrix]

sword and shield might also be easy to get used to coming from other games

[cold cipher]

also bing and ash saved the run on taniks it was insane

[vital roost]

[cold cipher]

and a hour trio too which was p cool

[mild crystal]

long sword is in terms of difficulty

[sick wyvern]

I tried sword/shield in rise

[mild crystal]

i tried rise

[sick wyvern]

Seemed alright

[smoky matrix]

big fuckinf sord

[signal seal]

i forgot how to do everything

[mild crystal]

immediately returned it

[signal seal]

and all my gear was wrong but it went ok

[smoky matrix]

I've only tried rise demo but I hate how it feels compared to world

[cold cipher]

nah you did great fr

[sick wyvern]

Eh all seems the same to me

[smoky matrix]

rise felt empty and like no feedback and weight in attacks

[cold cipher]

you two play better than a lot of people who run lowmans consistently

which is to be expected ofc but still

[vital roost]

to be expected of the #1 density player

[sick wyvern]

Probably because switch, might be better on pc

[smoky matrix]

nah I played pc demo

[sick wyvern]

Carry me ash

[mild crystal]

pc demo was L

[vital roost]

anytime

[sick wyvern]

Oh didn’t know there was one

[sharp vale]

Ayo guys

[smoky matrix]

A MIMIR

[sharp vale]

Who wants to hire me as a therapist

I'm 200$ an hour

[smoky matrix]

I'm ok

[sick wyvern]

I want a group to do raids but I’ve had bad experiences in lfg so…

[smoky matrix]

#find-a-sherpa

[vital roost]

it was nice talking to u

[sharp vale]

Go to Sherpa and ask for hel

[sharp vale]

Where's my MONEY

I'M BROKE PLEASE

[vital roost]

in the post, you'll get it eventually

[sharp vale]

Insert fading yelling crying emoji

[sick wyvern]

Yea but I mean a more permanent, reliable group

[sharp vale]

Never gonna happen

I always raid with randoms

[dark shoal]

the only way to lfg is to teabag everyone who defies u

[vital roost]

i barely ever raid

[sharp vale]

OKAY RED NAME

[vital roost]

hi silky how are you

[dark shoal]

pissed

how about u ashton

[vital roost]

i'm very whatever thank you for ask

[dark shoal]

[mild crystal]

homeless type beat @smoky matrix

[sharp vale]

I love monster hunter

[smoky matrix]

mf has transmog mods installed and still looks like that

wait reset pc no mods

[vital roost]

why are you pissed

[dark shoal]

people are pissing me off

[smoky matrix]

helo I feel like I haven't seen you for a while

[vital roost]

o

[dark shoal]

yea i live in a shack in the woods and i activate my 5g internet once a week to communicate with society

[smoky matrix]

sounds nice

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

good to disconnect

[vital roost]

you're not in my walls anymore?

[mild crystal]

aint got mods rn

[dark shoal]

no i enjoyed my time in ur walls but we've grown apart

[vital roost]

[dark shoal]

its not u, its me

[vital roost]

classic

[signal seal]

who's got walls for rent now?

[vital roost]

me bing come

[signal seal]

no way i will have so much room for horizontal activities

[sharp vale]

Hi bing

[signal seal]

Hello

[sharp vale]

Pit in smash bros ultimate main

[vital roost]

i have barely any insulation so you better bring a blanket

[sick wyvern]

Any space in the floor?

[vital roost]

ya

[signal seal]

i have a huge quilt i'll pack it

[vital roost]

everyone come live in my walls and room

[sharp vale]

@signal seal am I best yellow name NA

[signal seal]

not really a blanket person

[cold cipher]

wtf

[dark shoal]

im killing him

[smoky matrix]

steam remember my pc even though I tick it every time I sign into browser challenge ( impossible )

[cold cipher]

why are people talking about off topic things in off topic

[signal seal]

quilts > blankets

[sick wyvern]

I’ll just lurk under the bed

[sharp vale]

Okay guys

[signal seal]

we're respecting all the mods except BabyLugi

[sharp vale]

Sleep time fr I got work in morning

[cold cipher]

why

[dark shoal]

have to log into my alt
have to find the phone i put alt authenticators on
takes 2 hours

[sharp vale]

Gn

[dark shoal]

every time

[signal seal]

enjoy sleep and work

[vital roost]

how many phones do you have

[smoky matrix]

my phone is on the other side of my room and I don't want to get up

[dark shoal]

3 in "use"

[signal seal]

imagine not being able to reach your phone

[cold cipher]

🤨

[dark shoal]

1 work 1 private and then that phone i keep for dumb things like authenticators for alts

[smoky matrix]

MY ATHUENTICATOR LOGGED OUT??

[dark shoal]

ahahah its over for u

[smoky matrix]

I am malding

[vital roost]

this is what my room looks like from the outside @signal seal so you can get a good view

[cold cipher]

athuenticator

[dark shoal]

the lobster!! the lobster!! the lobster!!!!

[cold cipher]

BRO IS IN A SHED

[signal seal]

nice rocking chair

[vital roost]

yes lol

[dark shoal]

atheonticator

[cold cipher]

LMAOO

[vital roost]

it's an old workshop that was refurbished

[cold cipher]

i will refurbish you

[vital roost]

i need it

[cold cipher]

mans is in a shed

[sharp vale]

I already refurbished ashyoo enough today

[signal seal]

what's wrong with a shed

[sharp vale]

Now he's indebted to me

[smoky matrix]

[cold cipher]

so like how does that work

[vital roost]

wdym

[cold cipher]

does it have a bathroom

[vital roost]

no

[cold cipher]

does it have electricity

[dark shoal]

u lose auth when u log out?? on my mobile it shows auth even if im not logged into steam

[sick wyvern]

Obviously

[sharp vale]

Harry Potter type beat

[cold cipher]

does it have ventilation

[vital roost]

yes it has electricity lol

[cold cipher]

does it have rooms

[signal seal]

what is this OSHA

[smoky matrix]

I haven't updtaed it in like 6 months could be why

[cold cipher]

does it have plumbing

[vital roost]

just one big room

[sharp vale]

Yes

[cold cipher]

does it contain one cute ashyoo

[vital roost]

yes

[dark shoal]

tbh im waiting for the day i lose my phone or something and my digital life will be over because i have 2fa on everything and only half of the recovery codes

[cold cipher]

🥺

[smoky matrix]

finally you can be free

[sharp vale]

Ares aren't you like 14

[cold cipher]

guys i got to sleep now but before i go i have to say something very important and cool

[sick wyvern]

Gimme time and I can fix it up

[vital roost]

@cold cipher my room almost burned down a while ago, because the electrician didn't wire it correctly

[cold cipher]

13 but turning 14 soon

[signal seal]

Ares it's literally 9pm

[sharp vale]

I quit my digital life three years ago

[dark shoal]

ive been free for longer than u could ever imagine

[smoky matrix]

a mimir

[sharp vale]

Don't flirt with the ashyoo

[sharp vale]

Aight

[signal seal]

you're not 13

[sharp vale]

Bed time

[cold cipher]

omeg🥺 find me that electrician😡 how dare he almost kill my ashyoo🦧

[dark shoal]

[vital roost]

my outlet caught on fire LOL

[cold cipher]

i have a big day tmr

[sharp vale]

Cringe behavior in off the topic chat

[vital roost]

true

[cold cipher]

ok im done

[sick wyvern]

Shit electrician if he can’t wire an outlet

[vital roost]

oh that got deleted

[cold cipher]

no more

[vital roost]

real, the next guy came thru and he called hte last guy a "fucking idiot"

[cold cipher]

goodnight to all my cuties my final request is to please take this conversation to #💬destiny-chat

👍

[vital roost]

good night cutie ily <3 (platonically) (not rly)

[sick wyvern]

I’m still taking classes for electrician and that’s brain dead easy

[dark shoal]

ashyoo looking at his entire shack burning down

[vital roost]

it was like 3 am, and all i had connected to the outlet was both my monitors so it wasn't drawing too much pwoer or anythign

[sharp vale]

Gn off topic chat particularly @smoky matrix
You teach a mf Spanish once and now they spam Mimir 24/7, at you hoping for your death

[fossil falcon]

Hey umm im in a meme server and someone just sent a 1.13 year long video and it’s just Ronald Reagan’s holding a block of cheese

[mild crystal]

@smoky matrix i guess the game broke at some point
cant unlock the additional 4 star optionals despite meeting requirements

[vital roost]

pls send it

[sharp vale]

Based

[fossil falcon]

My computer physical cannot download a file that large

[smoky matrix]

:>

[vital roost]

right click it, hit "copy link" and dm it to me, i want it.

[smoky matrix]

huh wuh really

[vital roost]

night!

[mild crystal]

yuh

[smoky matrix]

which ones are they?

just like all the 4 stars

[mild crystal]

specifically the arena ones

[fossil falcon]

Let me see if my computer can downloaded it

[smoky matrix]

don't you unlock arena ones by capturing first

[mild crystal]

they just do not unlock, even after i captured the assholes to behin with

[vital roost]

no just copy the link and send me the link, you don't need to download

[smoky matrix]

oh

[mild crystal]

yes, i did that three times each monster

[fossil falcon]

Silence I’m trying

[smoky matrix]

hmm

[mild crystal]

it just doesnt work on pc

[dark shoal]

ashton..

[vital roost]

ahhh i'm just saying you don't have to download if you don't wanna

[smoky matrix]

that's weird

[vital roost]

silky...

[smoky matrix]

I have them

[mild crystal]

literally maldijg

[dark shoal]

little ashyoo....

[smoky matrix]

wait lemme double check do you have the name of one you should have

[vital roost]

big silky...

[dark shoal]

can I have the lobster

[vital roost]

have i ever told you the story of why that's there

[dark shoal]

i dont tihnk so

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

we went into town to do an escape room and get ramen

and the place we went to get ramen was a BIG market, like you could buy things from anywhere

and we get our ramen and sit down, and one of my friends goes "hey (other friend) follow me i have an idea"

he comes back like 10 minutes later with a bag, and inside that bag was a box, and in the box was a LIVE lobster

[dark shoal]

[vital roost]

he spent FIFTY dollars on a LIVE lobster when we had an escape room to go to in like 10 minutes

anyways, we get to this escape room and we didn't want to bring it inside because it's a fucking lobster

so they decide to just... leave it on the sidewalk

we do the escape room, takes us abt an hour

this fucking lobster is still just chilling on the sidewalk

like???

[barren dagger]

lobster discrimination

[runic helm]

I just read an emotional roller coaster

[dark shoal]

hahaha bro i have to fuck off im going to work

[vital roost]

we were hoping someone would've taken this lobster

[smoky matrix]

[dark shoal]

im dying

[mild crystal]

literal fucking cap then

[dark shoal]

type out the rest i need to read this in 11h...

[vital roost]

they just fucking left it on the sidewalk

[smoky matrix]

show me which ones you have?

[vital roost]

that's it, thank you guys for listening

[barren dagger]

i can imagine walking down the street and seeing a lobster

[onyx schooner]

what a weird tedtalk

[sick wyvern]

Could have had a pet lobster

[barren dagger]

look what confusion you caused some innocent person

[sick wyvern]

Name it Pinchy

[vital roost]

i got that lobster as a gag gift, it's a foam lobster

the one outside my door

[sick wyvern]

Oh

Still

Name it pinchy xD

[vital roost]

yeah they're all idiots

[vital roost]

i told them i didn't like the idea of leaving it there, but they didn't want to bring it home either

[mild crystal]

literally did the specific ones i was supposed to capture and the funny arena didnt appear

[onyx schooner]

funny area wuh

[signal iris]

hi

[mild crystal]

basically monster hunter is being obese
hello clair hru

[onyx schooner]

its stuff you havent unlocked then

there's sidequests you probably havent grabbed :)

[smoky matrix]

^

[vital roost]

hi sandwich

i'm still hungry and that just reminded me

[onyx schooner]

and trust me
I refused to proceed until I got that nice "complete" and that bothered me for awhile as well

[onyx schooner]

what

[vital roost]

oh jesus christ

[smoky matrix]

hrnngg forgot how much I like the feeling of weapons in mhw

[lament egret]

nene have you seen the first one

[smoky matrix]

I am beating this training dummy to death and it feels good

[onyx schooner]

i think i have

[lament egret]

should i post it again

[onyx schooner]

go for it

[onyx schooner]

2 days until PC rise......

[lament egret]

this was part 1

[onyx schooner]

berkHUT

[vital roost]

berkIDIOT

[smoky matrix]

you missed this one, I think its one of the grimalkyne tribes

[mild crystal]

this is fucking morbidly obese
now i have to talk to those assholes again

[onyx schooner]

yeah, definitely one of those thangz

[smoky matrix]

• not all special arenas show in the menu at once

[lament egret]

here it is @mild crystal now perish

[onyx schooner]

[smoky matrix]

like my radobaan arena doesn't show even though I've done all 4 star

[somber anvil]

[smoky matrix]

Hi Luna

[mild crystal]

ABSOLUTELY

[somber anvil]

Henlooo

[smoky matrix]

[lament egret]

hi luna

[mild crystal]

getting flamed by a nasally freak named koe

[onyx schooner]

famous

[lament egret]

Im killing berkut in a roast pov

[somber anvil]

Good job kill beerkut alot

[mild crystal]

this is all ive ever desired and koe gave it to me

[vital roost]

good video

berkut when can i verbally abuse you

[mild crystal]

FUCKING FRYING ME FOR MY RANCH DISDAIN

[onyx schooner]

ranch gross

[mild crystal]

literally any time

[lament egret]

nene

[somber anvil]

My eyes hurt

[smoky matrix]

whyy

[vital roost]

right now.

[somber anvil]

Just woke up

[smoky matrix]

sleepy

[somber anvil]

Yea

[sick wyvern]

Now do one for nene

[mild crystal]

"dont ever step up to my plate again"

[onyx schooner]

plains of eidolon combat music started right as that "nene" appeared

[mild crystal]

i NEED this in my life

[somber anvil]

Wow ok beerkut ignoring me

[sick wyvern]

Shame all the ranch haters

[smoky matrix]

the way you said bugs made me laugh

[somber anvil]

I c how it is

[vital roost]

GOOD MORNING LUNA

[somber anvil]

Hi ashy

[vital roost]

hi

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

i didn't realize caps lock was on ngl

[somber anvil]

Hope ur feeling better

Have to keep eyes awake

[vital roost]

eh not really, but that doesn't really matter anyways

[lament egret]

what time is it for you luna

[mild crystal]

ill tell you one thing, though
im not doing those sidequests for the weird researchers in expeditions

[somber anvil]

6:56 am

[lament egret]

bru

[smoky matrix]

sucks to suck

[onyx schooner]

the boys :)

[smoky matrix]

fishing kinda chill

[somber anvil]

[sick wyvern]

=_= how tf is it already 12

[lament egret]

1am out here

[signal iris]

how forget?

[vital roost]

est best

[vital roost]

well i was reminded by sandwich

[lament egret]

hi claire

[vital roost]

i haven't really been in the mood for eating that much

[somber anvil]

Me having to get up early from work

[signal iris]

hi

[somber anvil]

All of you Staying awake all night

[signal iris]

im in the mindset of "haha i should eat less"

[lament egret]

its 1am here and im kinda tempted to stay awake

[somber anvil]

Lol called it

[vital roost]

koe if i come to nyc will you show me around

[lament egret]

sure

[vital roost]

i want authentic new yorkian pizza

there's so many places i want to travel to

like new york, sydney, japan, france

[signal iris]

im being cooked alive

[sick wyvern]

Nyc was cool when I visited but idk if I’d live there. Tho definitely not driving, people there are crazy.

[vital roost]

new york is only like a 5 hour drive...

[sick wyvern]

Yis Japan

[vital roost]

@lament egret i'll see you at 6am

[lament egret]

[sick wyvern]

Some day I wanna travel all over Japan. But for now I’ll settle for touring Tokyo

[vital roost]

nvm

[thick orbit]

I brought bose 700 headphones they are good but damn only 17 hours now doesn't fully charge

[smoky matrix]

sad

[winged osprey]

hello?

ok wait nevermind

[onyx schooner]

[winged osprey]

ive donebthings i shozlsnt of

ive seen tooo much

i must go

agh

bong

[vital roost]

are you okay

[winged osprey]

splat

[signal iris]

no, thanks for asking

[vital roost]

[winged osprey]

why am i bwinf timed out forb5 seconds everytime i say something

i dont know

anyways

[vital roost]

slow mode

[winged osprey]

i must say my final words for i muat disapoear into the shadows

goodbye

[sick wyvern]

ooook

[vital roost]

bye random shadow monster

[winged osprey]

i loved you fir the sweet minute i was sicalizing with you

[vital roost]

omg i’m flattered

[winged osprey]

but i fear i must go

[vital roost]

i will wait for you to come back

[winged osprey]

yo why does this bottle looks lije cock

[vital roost]

i’ve never fallen in love with a shadow monster before

[onyx schooner]

are you ok

[winged osprey]

i sunno i guess i have an eye for these things

[vital roost]

no :)

[sick wyvern]

Shadow monster you say

[winged osprey]

anyways everythingb i said was fake judt likenthe persinalities you put on everyday on the internet to make you feel better

[somber anvil]

Pain

[smoky matrix]

Protogenes woke up and chose to speak facts

[vital roost]

too real, you didn’t have to go there

[barren dagger]

I've made a grave mistake, some enemies have cat ears in isaac

[winged osprey]

truth is i have already forgotten about you cause you are forgettable

[sick wyvern]

Rood

[winged osprey]

goodbye.

[vital roost]

damn

[smoky matrix]

adios

[signal iris]

he is not

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[somber anvil]

Haihai

[onyx schooner]

that is not remotely the worst thing people have added

[signal iris]

cat ears are great

[barren dagger]

valid but still regret and cba to uninstall it

[sick wyvern]

Not according to people in infinite

[barren dagger]

I've made a grave mistake

[thick orbit]

Can I

[barren dagger]

shut up

[thick orbit]

Put my in ya jaww

[barren dagger]

oh wait

[sick wyvern]

Cat ears apparently are some huge unforgivable sin. I’ve gotten plenty of tbags and colorful messages since getting

[barren dagger]

thought something else was gonna be said#

[thick orbit]

no

Yall ever put earphones in your mouth then listen to the music through your nose?

[smoky matrix]

cannot say I have

[willow quartz]

yes lmao

[sick wyvern]

Wut

[smoky matrix]

wait it works??

[thick orbit]

Ayyeee Mastodon knows whats up

[smoky matrix]

can you actually hear it?

[thick orbit]

Yes it works, just close your mouth with them in

[smoky matrix]

No way I'm getting my earphones rn

[sick wyvern]

Y’all just punking us

[vital roost]

only once

[willow quartz]

crank them up

[vital roost]

smell the music

taste the music.

[sick wyvern]

Inb4 “lol you put your earphones in your mouth ew”

[vital roost]

clean them first

[signal iris]

wanna see my ac drip?

[thick orbit]

Yes

[thick orbit]

Mouth will clean them too

Gotta ask your friends for theirs too

[sick wyvern]

I completely forgot about New Years stuff so I just time traveled back to get them

[vital roost]

TRUE