#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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You've seem the nectar joji hoodie?
na
Search it up
aye
this?
Joji spoon hoodie
Gimme love nectar hoodie
I'll send it to you
I have it on my bed rn
?
Correct
I have these for tgf
I sold the other 3 I had on ebay as they were too small for me since I bought them
i’m waiting for my daito sweatshirt to come in
im close to buying this atm
The smallest joji hoodie size is still too big for me
@vital roost simp over me, when?
good question
I would buy bbno$ merch but I dont like any of it
you don’t want me as a simp anyways
its so dead 
yo hear me out
Tbf I don't want anyone as a simp, I hate endearment. But I like making jokes
white V-Neck tshirts. like 1000 of them
that’s fair
I like seeing mfs react going like "AYOOO"
and ponchos
all I pretty much buy is hoodies, I sit in hoodies and tshirts all day
i have a nice tshirt but i can't find a picture
Jackets for me but I appreciate hoodies
in school if you see that dude just minding his own business with a hoodie and sweatpants. that is me in a nutshell
this is my favorite Tshirt i got it in Bangkok
That was also me
Except now I am a chad

Smh
Cope
Retired staff simping for me
Simping? Nah
Time to make like Michael Jackson and become a thief in the night
I can find someone else attractive tho
DID I TELL YOU GUYS I USED TO BE CHOIR
Without being a simp
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Omfg this guy does everything
and I was literally the BEST male singer in the class
you aren't yeetim anymore, you're choir boy
Did you also play chess and do sports
When I moved to Texas they messaged me panicking trying to find other male singers bc when I left the other dudes left
humble flex
No I was asthmatic and unathletic, and I was never good at chess
You Cant have everything
Yeah I also used to be asthmatic
yeah are you a seasoned chesser
WELCOME to the conversation caddi
Now I can jump rope for two hours
or a normal chesser
shalom caddince
One time in 4th grade chess club
why the fuck would you ever do that
I played chess when I was maybe 10
Mr yeetim has been talking abt himself for a hour
haven't played since
yes
real
I pulled an en passant on this fool
i hit 1400 MMR on chess.com and then took a break and dropped to 1200 and stopped playing
i used to do chess competitions in school lmao
And its been pretty entertaining tbh
And he didn't believe it was a real move
You should see my physique
And called the teacher over who confirmed it was in fact real
And it's been downhill from there tbh
I have a huge ego
I have other stories relating to ego but those are nsfw
i dropped my phone, i blame you @sharp vale
I noticed.
Cry about it wusssss
shut it choir boy
Insert crying throwing hands up emoji here

YEEESSS
What it was one emote
Rip lemur


Okay so when do I get my special rank in d2pclfg
so many people I know that i want merch but all their merch is either bad or non existent
I have officially integrated here
Special Choir boy rank
Just buy joji merch
Joji merch 10000% worth
is it limited edition? I assume it is
ALL of it is
idk when next drop is
After a few weeks it just doesn't sell anymore
I know that but like when does the next set come
joji site not helpful
i dont check my email
OMG
I wanted to buy lil darkie merch but all that he's dropped is bad
last time i didn't check my email they deleted my this game account
That's bc that's not the real joji account
I mean JoJo website
i dont know the real site
The real one is non existent now
oh ight
Truly limited edition merch
just call China and have someone make you up a copy 
there are very good counterfeiters
the one thing I hate on buying hoodies is when the strings are garbage
I brought a bunch of Supreme stuff home for friends
the really thin knotted hoodie strings are the worse
do you not just cut the strings out immediately?
Actually it is that website
I hate these ones with a passion
They're just not selling any more merch
You missed out bucko
Buy rich Brian merch instead
who?
ion got a clue who he is
joji 
nenes opinion is now invalid
Who is joji
Listen to Slow dancing in the dark
Will do
Also I love joji because he's literally the type of person I want to be
filthy frank but he decided to shift entirely to music instead of memes
A carefree mf who did whatever he wanted for humor back then cared what no one thinks
Then matured and made a career for himself in a dedicated field
Literally my role model
Wait it's literally filthy Frank no way I thought you were joking
Not to mention I can somewhat sing like him. I have a very similar singing style to him and I always loved singing
yeah i dont like his music, not my kind of stuff, eboy music aint my thang
YEAH dummy
It's not my thing but I can see the appeal
He's been making music since before 2016 with his Chloe Burbank stuff
Reminds me a little of some Weeknd songs
Listen to upgrade by Joji
He was a VHS Film director for party monster, Weeknds song
Oh ic
Lemur when do we bully rando
Revise dn
I'm good

I have a headache
okay eboy
Heheh
me too
elaborate
Do y'all like my car doe
yeah it’s p nice
Thanks ashy
i’m not much of a car person but it looks nice

nothing i’m just joking 

@exotic leaf Collab when
Lew did you like the movie
@signal seal have you watched baby driver
Thoughts
cool movie but i didn't really care about any of the characters
Have you watched crown Vic
omg im so mad at myself i got to the part where ||they just met up with the guy in the parking garage and they were on the way to the job|| and i fell asleep
i’m gonna watch the rest of it tonight
oh jeeze well it's fine to take a break
i won't spoil anything
you like it so far?
i LOVE IT it’s kinda a slow start but the way they wrote the story makes it not seem as slow. also the one shot style 
This is @exotic leaf wdym
when when frank went from stfu to some wack mellow shit

Ur opinion is invalid
Both of y'all are invalid
pink life 
Pink life was valid
anyone know a good dayz server that has around 40 pop
Bro this is a density discord
Bro this is a off-topic channel
d = m x v
this is now a physics discord
Me ever crucible match watching stasis super coming at me
@smoky matrix u sleep yet
A Mimir
soon™️
That nap finna turn into a full day sleep
alarm clock
344231705797853184
What if you sleep past you're alarm and sleepily snooze it
Alarmingly dumb
it is true
You won't, die

Cry about it
crying.
@signal seal come bully lemur with me

@smoky matrix sorry lemu
Just post a gif of lemmings
Lemur a freak
guess so
Anyone not a freak is a damn freak
not what you said in my dms, freak
Evidence?
leak leak leak
really appreciate you saying that of me
Leak leak leak

No problem ashomie
was a wild ride
best Ted Talk I've heard
no idea what it meant but it was engaging
one day i'll tell my internet career, but today is not that day
I'm envious of your newfound knowledge from this Ted Talk
also topics that probably aren't suitable here
A lot of topics in my internet career also unsuitable
nothing like nsfw
Hehehe
what is an internet career though
For me there's a bit of everything
Your life story online
Your online life story
oh jeeze we need HBO for me to tell mine
Your onlife story
Can't show that shit on cable
Tbf mine would need hbo to tell mine too
I skipped through a lot of non suitable and terrible info
there was one big part of my internet career like 4 years ago when i was exploited online that caused me to get into crossdressing, i'm not gonna go any further than that tho
sounds awful. not the crossdressing that's all you and normal.
God I love messing with gen chat
Just by you saying that I can connect a lot of dots

I spent a huge amount of my time online bitching at people and complain at people not to get too swept by people online
14 yr old me didn't know any better
Due to exploitative reasons and tripping people into doing bad things
14 yr old me was bitching at pedophiles on g+ and having turf wars with 4chan and Tumblr
based.
Talking mfs out of suicide
/b/
@mild crystal i'll add salty to my name when you add brain dead to yours
Giving people older than me life advice
you know i did that for awhile, til you can't tak them out of it it's too much
Been there
bean 😐
Smh
beans
sorry gotta keep it somewhat lite
Anyways
yeah the mods probably won't take too kindly to super serious stuff
Back then people called me the wisest person on g+
who tryna go
i love pics like this
me
me
this is illegal
Me
i wanna go to spooky mini golf
sounds like fun i'm in
my tech friend who told me what to buy for my PC had an anyuerism when i showed him that picture
good beans in the UK? on my way
yes
“superior”
have you ever seen vids of like filling my (X) with beans and taking it to get fixed
I have beans on toast multiple times a week
no but they sound as good as homecooked beans
alright who's with me, invade Britain and take their beans
Beans on tosst
True British moment
yes, you heard me
yikes
no one can tell me this doesn't look heat
Now I'm bullying @barren dagger for toast beans
please delete this before i delete you
I'm Hispanic. My parents are Mexican, and I hate beans
That does NOT look good
LMAO
im restraining myself from saying something
I'd rather starve and get anemic
Thank you it means a lot to me, it's an honour to be here today
i make beans and rice variations like twice per week
with chicken or on nachos or something
jalapenos everywhere
You're still gonna get bullied for playing final fantasy XIV
that sounds like a heart attack but so good
Final fantasy XXX heheheh
In other news i think beans are vile and I will not hear otherwise
No escape from the bullying
baked beans are good
don't diss it till you try it 🅱️
Thigh highs first and then I won't bully you
slam some bread in the toaster, but some butter and some slightly warmed up beans 
That's why I don't bully @vital roost
So demanding geez
Don't slide shih into my dms tho on god
tbf nothing can beat thigh highs 
I'm still uncertain if lemur is male or female and I'm leaning towards female
ok hear me out....
a toasted roll with butter, sliced hardboiled eggs, herbamare, ham, and swiss cheese.
Best sandwhich ever
Well I'm not posting shit here so no thigh highs then 
So I don't want thigh high pics from a gorl
you can bully me for beans on toast but you cant take it away from me
yeetim lackin
Can I take the toast and leave the beans
Thigh high pics from my boi @vital roost is valid because I'm straight
anytime yeetim
then you'll have the bean sauce stuff still on it


Mmmm fair point
which is still good
And I'm respectful to my gf so I won't allow girls sending me unnecessary Bs in my dms

stop i'm so hungry
i have takeaway from earlier which I can heat up
@vital roost PRANK EM, JOHN
I have half a pizza, donner meat and chips still
nasty.
the best doner kebab is in Salzburg
I bet you like pineapple on pizza
i miss it so badly
is salzburg a place
Y'all seen the prank em john memes
in Austria 😐
eh
only thing that salzburg reminds me of is this
omg its Sal
Jalapeno pepperoni and pineapple, something about that sweet and spicy flavor is 👌
Don't @ me
pineapple on pizza in ANY variation will always be bad
jalaps on the za do slap
Average British (bad),
Average American (good)
fruits do not belong on a pizza though
Mane of culture
real
tomato
JALAPENOS ARE FRUITS WHAT
shitting vomiting pissing crying
I used to like pineapple on pizza but now I do not
battleeye tryna stop me from seeing sal
i've had pineapple on pizza once, i thought it was just okay
he is too powerful
@smoky matrix confirm, are u male or female or different identity
I regret to inform you that I will not confirm
Yeetim will forever be confused
salzburg is real here's proof
Gonna play it safe and not make any ashyoo type plays to Lemur


Eddie is here hi eddie
chicken
Mods posting peepo chicken outside of thread no way
Still did better than the other dude
message getting deleted zzz
density in off topic smh
I revived the other dude fifty billion times
cant revive your skill though zzz
time to go off topic cos this chat, beans on toast
I was more skillfull than him tho no cap
chat do I play Cyberpunk or Attack on Titan fan game from 2013
did you buy cyberpunk
no
ok good, then cyberpunk
Fan game from 2013? Lamr
unironically fire I will die on this hill
i should finish cyberpunk somtime
Attack on Titan Tribute Game the best attack on titan game on pc and I will hear nothign different
Die then
If you go to Salzburg you can find fun statues like this too
I do not want to go to salsburg anymore
beautiful.
Should I take a nap
no that's my job
tell me that dude isn't ready to put that pineapple on pizza
Actually it's been my job for the past week so far
cyberpunk is pretty good if it doesnt break your computer
Someone told me I'm like a cat because I always type in chat at random hours of the day that I'm gonna sleep
I can run it its just so buggy I'm not even 5 hours in and its so messy lmao
I have improved it
i had cyberpunk for like 2 days from xbox games share, it was not worth annoying my friend to get it for
I will consider visiting salsburg now
buy 2 tickets im coming
luckily I cannot play ffxiv !
because the queue is 2.5k players long and I am very impatient !
PLS
You have been saved from bullying
salzburg cathedral
bad angle 😐
@smoky matrix LEMUR
i
better view
I have tried muck
Play crab game
He makes videos?
yeah
he makes vids on making the games
good ytber
his squid game video goated

i want to kill myself\
Will not participate because I want to nap
don't pls
You ever been shaving your nuts and you’re like “ow I cut em”
Teach a mf a mimir once and all of a sudden it riddles their vernacular

Yeetim is gone now I am bored 
a what?
a mimir
pogWeird
Just...holy crap. This wasn't made by me, but this has to be one of the most awful things that I've ever seen
remember to watch this gem to start off the year
Vtuber challenge: be funny (impossible)
@smoky matrix ur gay and weird
wdym this goes hard
but tbh the person who made this def thought it was deep
or they're straight up retarded
hi posty c:
I mean tbf the original of this came out over 9 years ago
So it was probably back then when anything online was cool
Remember Fred?
hello ms. feet 🙂
forgot fred existed
14yr old girls will always need some internet weirdo to cling to
yesterday it was fred and justin beiber, today its dream and that sardinious kid
wha
why is your pfp gone
whut
how was your nap
Terrible
icic
good night yeetim 

chicken 👌
Back from whence you came
Return to you slumber
Already doing so
NA 
and yet here you are
I am talking to my friends in a other discord server
They're my irl friends
We're on tornado watch rn
Their power went out and others are getting on and off energy
sleeping with rain noise is nice
Thunder rain
but only chill thunder
I'm not scared of thunder but if the thunder is so loud that my house is vibrating It's too much to sleep in
nono thunder is cool
its just too loud to sleep in when its that loud
I like thunder also
kinda wild how clouds just rub against eachother and then yell
Top o the morning top of the morning top o the morning
hi hi
Reason: Duplicated text
L
L
The background orchestra is something different, a slapper
i use rainy mood all the time
LET'S HMM
Reason: Duplicated text
mee6 

aren't you supposed to be sleep
Range Brothers by Baby Keem featuring Kendrick Lamar, but Spongebob is rapping it. Leave a like if u enjoyed :)
@whosthefactory on all platforms :)
www.linktr.ee/whosthefactory
yo, I made this as a shitpost and just put in on instagram, but it started gaining traction, so I made an edit with it and added lyrics, and now I'm posting it on main...
Like I mentioned earlier
Talkin to da homies about the tornado here
tornado? 
oop
you in Houston?
Correct
lets get this shit lets get this shit lets get this shit
literally just got off the phone w/ my sister about the tornado lmao
Let's hmm
Top o the morning top o the morning tope o the morning
@mild crystal soon
wouldn't know, ATX gang
what this
You missed my Ted talk @mild crystal
editing software
lmao timb mother
this is unreal i cant export vex dancing bc its a gif and not an mp4
why don't you turn it into an mp4
u can convert it to such
too lazy
smh
do you want me to do it for you
ash clowned on my lock screen background
pov you wake up at 2am thirsty as f
Bearcat
yes hi
@lament egret
the maid
pog
You missed my awesome Instagram flex @mild crystal bearcat
oof it lost the background because it's an mp4 now
vex moves
I had mfs simping for me @mild crystal bearcat
uhhhh i have no memory i'm sorry
L
L
L
davinci resolve good but does it have chroma key??? 
uhhhhh i think it might
been using vsdc so might make the switch
if it does i would be over the moon for my editing then
yeah green screens are great
i just started editing videos for my YT channel
might just pirate premiere pro and after effects lmao
And lemur of course
drop the yt bestie ill sub
night yeetim 
stay safe pls, don't get swallowed by the tornado @sharp vale
Not near me only storm is, seeyaz destinoomers
rip yeetim
i dont see it
thats weird
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxPmzo_UqP2bxwxmqTWolGQ here it is anyways
postninja
why are you hiding your recommended 
ALSO HEY THATS UNLISTED
because i fear you guys knowing my interests and making fun of me for it
yeah that sounds like something i'd make fun of
same
postninja
ok and??? i'm in ur walls and i wrote down the url on my arm
oop
density koe, density

o
i did make a density vid that i spent time editing bc i felt really proud about it 
nah but srsly it was on the front page of your channel
also the current video is almost done
now i don't see it??
hide
nvm found it
ok now refresh its gone
koe video waiting room when
would a 2m 42s video be killed by discord's file size limit or is it gucci bc i dont feel like uploading it
at 1080? its donezo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx_d5PtUFfM&t chat don't tell post ninja i have the video
cried
wait actually it depends on ur settings

heres hoping
discord file size limit is 100mb
if u have nitro ye
pogu
saved
@mild crystal its 1am time for your soul crushing

bro thats so funny ong
why does that video exist
berkut requested it
Koemi spell name challenge
is this u talking
so I deliver 
its so cursed
yes
based titanfall shoutout
koemi roasting her own name harder than berkut
we love pilots
question: are you a legion main or are you absolute trash (no inbetween)
I do not use titans smh
even worse
only use northstar to proc moonboots and then forget about it for the game
legion is my child and scorch is my offbrand baby
titans so boring and unfun
why be slow and big when you could fly around at mach 5 with teh schoolbus sniper
i used ronin, but i don't like titan gameplay tbh
ok [OCE] Lemur#0007
i like titan gameplay but grapple is so fun
hope u guys enjoyed my roasting
do u wanna see my heavily edited video
just use northstar to proc the funny 10% gravity reduction once per game and then never touch it
titan gameplay feels so slow
roasting was enjoyable thank you for sharing
and clunky
yes i do want to see the video
yes post
ignore my deadname or die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6M4ahOC5Ok
Crimson Ping#1125 is clinically ill with Ballsheimers, pass it on
just change it 
i cANT
make a channel account instead of your email account 
based deathbringer user
real
also this hurts
this was a different era 
when u see the three peeking part just know it was my fav part you'll know when u know
@lament egret what is this hashtag mean
crimson ping's actual code 
+1 for chad gorgon run
wtf how long did this take
what is this
approx 20 seconds
lmao
fastest editor in the west
maybe soon i need a vex
i'm down to whenever
YES MY GENSHIN INSTALL ISNT BROKEN ANYMORE LES GOO

also this video got removed by youtube for fighting 
1.3k views 
good rule
also jojo cant beat goku
hi 6
what is the least squares solution @vital roost
hi syx did u see my roast of berkut
syx no keep the maths away
NO ELP
NO ELP 
ask avi he's well versed in that stuff
syx has to bring math here he's literally the number after 5
false
jojo beat jojo. and jojo beat goku. so jojo > goku
@mild crystal is a smelly user 
can somone explain linear regression to me
i actually forgor im sorry syx i cant help

I think I used to know that but I forgor
New Dexter Season Finale ||was probably on par with Game of Thrones season finale we need a support group for this||
google can smh
why did you spoiler that it's not even spoilers
it just came out like 2 hours ago
man why is sal khan assuming i know what im doing
fair
i'd like my 10 hours back
dexter is still going on? 
they rebooted the series
there's a new blood series on showtime

who invented math i hate them
reboots are always mid but ill check it out ig
Postninja 
i heard it was like a good reboot tho
it was ||not bad at all for a good portion just a disappointing final episode||
hello piotr
peter the superstar
I saw guardians of the glaxy yesterday
the first one?
yes
nice
it has a man named peter
is it ||something that'd spawn another szn or is it an end end||
yes
I would spoil it and i don't want to
nice
I liked the angry raccoon
guardians of the galaxy was such a good movie
just say yes or no smh
i don't like to spoil
dm me !
and the blueberry man was like the emperor from star wars
can someone tell my why my latex document is not working
dexter spoilers ||it should be the end of the series||
i c i c
i still havent watched the new spiderman :(
latex document? document made of latex?
VERY good, highly recommend
i still haven't watched Three Colors: White or Three Colors: Blue
its good but not as good as endgame
@void slate ... yes
i did get like 4 free passes to whatever movies which is epic as a refund gift from my brother
very overrated imo, like its fine but I think all its praise is coming from fanservice and imo I found the actual plot dumb and unsatisfying
it must be nice to have movie theaters open
its really good
lets go to the theaters together 
based
real
lew save me from spiderman
im so sorry youre being subjected to this
it's ok they like it and that's good 😦
"good"
the new spoderman is good only because it references a lot of earlier movies so spoderman fans can have circle j*rk
spiderman made me watch daredevil because i've never seen it
yes
thats the point
how many actual spiderman movies are there like 20
something like that
sometimes turning your brain off and having fun is just what you need
I have no objections to that
and thats spiderman
8?
||the actual plot is so dumb like its literally all Stephens fault 🗿 ||
how the song goes, nananananana, spiderman!
that's when i watch office space for the 12,000th time
sudo apt-get brains
chads use su
if its not directed by daddy Scorsese i dont care
zads log in from root 
who is daddy scorsese
||well he did try to fix it before spiderman stepped in multiple times, so i'd have to disagree||
real chads throw a fork in terminal and reboot loop for the rest of their life
real users use sudoku


eat key
type in head
word power 
there should be a linux keyboard with special sudo key
put this in terminal and all your problems go away forever :(){ :|: & };:
real
martin scorsese
:(){ :|: & };:
some footballer right

alias please="sudo !!"
dmagg plz explain to me machine learning
machine learning sucks
who taught the machines to learn that is so dumb
I know nothing of machine learning
What makes you think I know machine learning, I took an AI class a decade ago, and that's it
machine learning is just
trial and error
if [[ some condition ]]; then
do_something
fi
rip
HI BERKY
using ml is easy
machine learning sounds like machine forced to try random values for something and then recognize when those random values achieve a goal
hellohelloo
making ml is hard
you still need to program a machine to learn so 🙄
ok but is it good code
i wish computers were smart enough to recognize complex tasks
actual question not sarcastic
depends on who it sampled from
I don't want to make the machines smarter, them being dumber than me is the reason I'll keep having jobs
true that makes sense
make the machine do your just but don't tell anyone
machines are nothing like human brain
I am going to single handedly sabotage machine learning with my shitty codebase
good
human brain is dynamic and makes unexpected connections
:)
i am having trouble compiling the homework template that was provided by the teacher
You say that, but neural nets exist, so
what makes them think i can do the homework if i cant even open it
I have not coded in months !
I go back to uni soon !
I remember nothing !
same
have you ever seen Lewshifer in Lucifer in the same room together
no...
what program
that's so crazy.....
oh btw you know about work from home thing
Tell that to AlphaGo
plot twist is that machines learn your work pattern and will soon be smart enough to replace you
they already can
yes but they will learn specific jobs
I basically enter data into excel for 75% of my job, it takes a few minutes
although I still feel that machines are prones to the dumbest errors a human would immediately recognise
outside of something strictly data related
Everything is data related dumbass
areyou ok peter
those damn sleeping pills im telling you
I'm watching too many pitch meetings where a man talks to himself pretending to be two people
@thin kelp
yes that is me
i am trying to compile the latex doc they gave me on vscode
Recipe terminated with fatal error: spawn latexmk ENOENT
i googled it says path issue i cannto find path
chatbox i am bored
alright let me browse some shitpost reddit
I refuse to learn something spelled "latex" but pronounced "lah tech"
Thank you
people say it like that? 
It's it's name, so yeah
yeah no one i know says it like that
Lay tech is also accepted apparently
Better
@lament egret
you are bound by fate now, o hot voice
Hello berk
But lah tech is the first listed pronunciation, and makes me angrier, so
hihi reemur
no.
ratio
📻
📠
a good take, mcc had a better iteration of reach armor than infinite does








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