💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[sharp vale]

Says who

Go to Europa and start it on the planet not on the node next to it

[small bone]

bing bong dn

[normal fern]

if you see these dogs in the yard, you better know that i am upstairs getting quite busy

[sharp vale]

Bing bong

[thin kelp]

yes, prepare to die

[sharp vale]

Lemme bully you at the dog park

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

Thank you for standing up to yeet ren

He is getting out of hand

[sharp vale]

Say that in gen chat I dare you

[hard spindle]

Shut up yeetim ong

[sharp vale]

No u

[sick raven]

rando go to bed

you dog

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905130268397039637/905222500986798100/IMG_0874.gif?width=329&height=468

[hard spindle]

Shut up aspect

[sharp vale]

Be my friend instead of randos

Pros
-im not bipolar
Cons
-None

[sick raven]

fair enough tbh

[hard spindle]

Aspect. If u have ever seen this man in chat he is so mentally ill its insane

[sharp vale]

-cons
None

[thin kelp]

-cons
hella sus

[exotic leaf]

[trail citrus]

please keep anything destiny related in #💬destiny-chat ty

get sniped

[hard spindle]

You have better discord you know what i said

[trail citrus]

I do, I just don't care

[exotic leaf]

what are you talking about candeez

[trail citrus]

uh thats actually not my name so

[jade lance]

bother ur chat instead

oh wait its empty

[exotic leaf]

see stuff for you to mod caddince

instead of bullying me

[trail citrus]

can we not call people out publicly, if you want to report someone, dm a mod, dont witch hunt, thanks

[modest kraken]

I was gonna say something but will shut

[trail citrus]

so dramatic

[sharp vale]

Mfw

[trail citrus]

get sniped nerd

[sharp vale]

Insert emoji here of emoji man crying yelling and throwing his hands up

[exotic leaf]

qq harder

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

Close enough

[trail citrus]

that one but with crying

[sharp vale]

AYYYYY

Exactly that one

[trail citrus]

i know which one you are talking about but i dont have it

[sharp vale]

Post it again

I love that emoji

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

AYYYYY

[hard spindle]

Thats so mean what the heck man

Pls do not be mean its in server rules

[trail citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-ratio-cancelled-twitter-cringe-gif-23133228

I'm actually not breaking the rules

[sharp vale]

• he's British + YoungBoy better

[trail citrus]

And according to rule 13 my word of rule interpretation is correct

So get wrecked Rando

[sharp vale]

Rando taking Ls today

[exotic leaf]

br*t

[hard spindle]

Have u check rule 34 which says rando is always right?

[trail citrus]

lemme look it up on google to find out

[hard spindle]

Next person who says im british will play rando roulette with me

[exotic leaf]

what’s that

[hard spindle]

Only bad things

[trail citrus]

kinda defeats the point of roulette then

[exotic leaf]

we need some kind of reward

[sharp vale]

Correct

That's why he's a brit

Always takin Ls

[exotic leaf]

our first contestant

[sharp vale]

It'd be worse if he were french

[exotic leaf]

true

[hard spindle]

I thought about it but then ppl would wanna play it

[hard spindle]

Yeetim up on rando roulette. Our 4th contestent

[hard spindle]

4th

[sharp vale]

Okay what's the outcome

Free carry through mvog for RR clear?

Rando says I win guys

He said I got 72 guys

What do I win

[hard spindle]

No go away

[sharp vale]

I won a picture of his food

Kinda tasty lookin

[hard spindle]

U win the 72nd pic in my gallery

[sharp vale]

7/10

[hard spindle]

My gallery can get so cursed though. Rando roulette is never a win

[sharp vale]

Actually a good roulette ngl

[sick raven]

dont be racist to my kind please 🙏

[hard spindle]

New rando roulette member?

[sharp vale]

She should've been first

[exotic leaf]

shut up yeetim

[hard spindle]

Shut up yeetim

[harsh quartz]

Shut up Yeetim.

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-boy-yes-gif-6042030

[hard spindle]

LMFAO YEETIM REACHED A NEE LOW

[sharp vale]

Pain

[hard spindle]

Navist my boy

[sharp vale]

Mfw

I had him blocked woops

[exotic leaf]

damn blocked a founder

[sharp vale]

Must've done it when I was blocking the bots

[willow quartz]

oof

[sharp vale]

Mee6 is annoying af

Glad I blocked him a long time ago

[mild crystal]

one word

[sharp vale]

Didn't get the nft message

[exotic leaf]

well what is it

[exotic leaf]

i immediately sent that to claire and luna for when they wake up

[thick orbit]

lmao

[willow quartz]

i have all the bots blocked lmao

tired of getting a message about leveling up every time I type in chat

[mild crystal]

i need some help with something, i bought beyond light deluxe and im trying to acquire the lure from the crow but he aint there so i cant talk to him. I cant even complete this quest what do i do

[sharp vale]

I got pulled over

Pulled me over at the worst area too

I didn't have enough space to go all the way to the right and I was already close to the on ramp so I pulled over on the freeway

And then these mfs take my license and tell me to drive to the gas station so they can pull me over there instead

JUST TO GIVE ME BACK MY LICENSE AND TELL ME TO GET ON MY WAY

[hard spindle]

Askers?

[sharp vale]

Ur mom

Jk

Worst part of this is that it was town cops, not state cops

Or city cops

[exotic leaf]

state troopers are worse

[sharp vale]

They were on a rampage tonight. I saw so many town cops and three of them pulled over some other dudes

It's always the insignificant peasant low level small town cops that do the absolute most

[sharp vale]

Funny you say that cuz I've been let off on a warning by a state trooper and outran a state trooper once

[exotic leaf]

high school bullies that’s why

[sharp vale]

And then got arrested by him

And he was really nice too

[hard spindle]

Surprised yeetim isnt one

[sharp vale]

When he met me he said he didn't want to arrest me but the district attorney placed charges

[exotic leaf]

never believe a cop

[modest kraken]

See, as i am an empath, I can tell something happened to you

[exotic leaf]

me, an empath, sensing Mr Roomba in the other room

[modest kraken]

Me, empath lol, sensing lew having thoughts in the head

[onyx schooner]

lew is a cop

[modest kraken]

God I could never understand people who constantly did that
Like who makes their entire personality off of one thing

[exotic leaf]

nene what did i ever do to you

[onyx schooner]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[modest kraken]

Lew, as an empath, I can tell you’re stressed

[exotic leaf]

why can’t we move past it im a good little lad

Mr Roomba, an empath, sensing Nene hates me

[onyx schooner]

actually i only hate two, maybe three people in the server, you are not one of them

[modest kraken]

Me, empath pro, sensing that nene isn’t lying

[exotic leaf]

wow i feel so lucky

[modest kraken]

[modest kraken]

[signal seal]

@sharp vale made it like 3 minutes into the fighting movie before i shut it off. Probably solid but I can't do it 😦

[exotic leaf]

what movie was it

[signal seal]

Boyka: undisputed

wasn't realistic fighting, had some body builder as one of the fighters

Yayan Ruhian would have killed the guy in like a .5 seconds and he's 5'2

[sharp vale]

Fair

[exotic leaf]

fighting movies are either good or terrible

[sharp vale]

At least he offered to buy me burger King on the way to jail

[exotic leaf]

zero inbetween

[signal seal]

The fight in ||Oldboy (2003) in the hallway|| was pretty epic

[hushed hazel]

good morning chat

[sharp vale]

The issue is that bing is very very critical on spectacular traits on movies

[signal seal]

idk Jackie Chan is usually good for a fight movie

[sharp vale]

He probably wouldn't like any avengers movie

[signal seal]

hate avengers. not funny, don't enjoy fan service

[exotic leaf]

come to think of it i can’t remember the last film i’ve seen with a fight scene in it

[signal seal]

saw the one with Thanos with an ex girlfriend

[sharp vale]

I noticed that bing likes gritty realism

[hushed hazel]

i dont rlly like fight movies unless they’re really good

[exotic leaf]

super hero movies boring and dumb

[velvet quest]

true

[signal seal]

i do like happy movies, like Amelie

[hushed hazel]

the only fight movies i even like are john wick tbh

[signal seal]

it's a romantic comedy

[exotic leaf]

did you like call me by your name bing

[signal seal]

Children of Men was a happy movie

[signal seal]

huh?

[exotic leaf]

the movie “call me by your name”

[signal seal]

no never but it looks... Italian for sure

is it good?

[exotic leaf]

good coming of age story, no plot but it’s shot beautifully

only con is that it’s like 2h30m for a loosely based plot

[signal seal]

that's fine

Portrait of a Lady on Fire was the same way

and 2hr 31 is not that long

[exotic leaf]

for me it is if there isn’t a lot happening.

I really enjoyed The Master

[sharp vale]

Gritty as in a sense of resolution.
Resolution as in resolve.
Resolve as in what the purpose of the narrative, story telling, or direction is pushing.

[signal seal]

yeah true

though Office Space might be in my top 5 or top 10

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-never-disagree-gif-17406630

[exotic leaf]

i need to watch more films this year

[signal seal]

lmk if you ever need recommendations

i can send you in weird directions

[exotic leaf]

lemme get some of those pls

[signal seal]

what do you like?

[exotic leaf]

that’s fine i’ve seen some weird movies

i’m into anything as long as it’s good

[signal seal]

well

[exotic leaf]

If you have any good Korean films thatd be sick

[signal seal]

Harakiri (1962) - brilliant samurai movie that's not just action sequences

YES I LOVE KOREAN MOVIES

[exotic leaf]

i fell in love with Parasite when it came out and was like wow i need to watch more films like this

[signal seal]

Oldboy (2003) - 2nd part of Vengeance Trilogy, my favorite
Lady Vengeance - Part 3, banger soundtrack, brilliant cinematography, very refined

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance - Part 1, really cool to watch last IMO. raw even has a real fight scene due to budget

[sharp vale]

Watch #alive

Lame zombie movie

On a bing scale I give it a 5/10

On a me scale as I'm far less critical I give it an 8/10

[exotic leaf]

interesting to watch them out of order

[signal seal]

The Attorney - True story about a Korean History and a lawyer (i hate spoilers)
this movie got the actor and director blacklisted for years in korea

[signal seal]

they're not related, aside from revenge being a theme

[exotic leaf]

You should watch The House That Jack Built Yeetim

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-alive-chat-re4-resident-evil4-alive-chat-xd-gif-21897842

[signal seal]

zombies

[sharp vale]

Back from whence you came

[sharp vale]

Exactly

Also I love that emoji post it again

[signal seal]

zombies would deteriorate within days due to overexertion. the muscle couldn't sustain itself with constant movement

fast zombies are the worst trope

[exotic leaf]

Pls dm your recs Bing

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

I'm officially in lewshifer's dms guys what's up

That technically makes me a orange name

Let's go

[sharp vale]

AYYYYY!!

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Although it was actually just lew giving me career talk

[onyx schooner]

koe cat

[exotic leaf]

we love educated conversations

[lament egret]

real

[sharp vale]

I'm a very educated individual

[exotic leaf]

Nene cat?

[onyx schooner]

no?

[exotic leaf]

wow

[velvet quest]

no?

[exotic leaf]

y r u so cruel to me

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-mighty-celexte-facts-discord-user-gif-18638729

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gif-8468069

nom

[thin kelp]

nom

[sharp vale]

Guys guys

Guess what

[normal fern]

Girls girls girls

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-cory-carson-go-go-cory-carson-sippy-cup-baby-gif-19186668

[sharp vale]

Did y'all know Lew was emo

[velvet quest]

yup

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/emobob-sponegbob-emo-black-gif-15432960

[sharp vale]

Mfw

[exotic leaf]

taking back sunday plays aggressively in the background

[sharp vale]

Blinge was a fever dream

[sharp vale]

Ironically the emo club event here is called taking back Wednesday

[exotic leaf]

bruh myspace was FULL of it

[sharp vale]

Facts

So were all the flip phone messages during the razr era

[hushed hazel]

bro if there was an ‘emo club’ where i live they’d all have been shanked by now 💀

[sharp vale]

Not an emo club, dip, an event

[hushed hazel]

same difference

[sharp vale]

Happens twice a month

And no, it's actually very profitable

[hushed hazel]

i’m talkin bout ingerland

[sharp vale]

My first time in one of those I went and when I was leaving I did a slide around a corner and left a smokeshow

As mfs were leaving the club everyone was chearing and clapping

[hushed hazel]

we dont get half of this stuff

[sharp vale]

Best night I had

[hushed hazel]

because our culture is stupid aggressive and/or xenophobic

at least, in the part where i live

[sharp vale]

You mean in Britain right?

Ingerland?

[hushed hazel]

in south england mainly

well thats not true

[sharp vale]

I'm not emo by any mean but I dabble a lot in different tastes

[hushed hazel]

england basically has pockets of ‘posh’ and ‘chav’

[sharp vale]

I love rock music and punk related genres

[hushed hazel]

posh ppl are rich but closeted xenophobes most of the time

[sharp vale]

I'm aware

Wannabe gangsters

[hushed hazel]

chavs are just openly xenophobic and yea, wannabe gangsters

[sharp vale]

Heard about the mfs walkin around with swords tryna be cool

[hushed hazel]

lmfao exactly

so half the stuff like that wont go down in england

or it’ll be like, really underground

it’s one of the reasons i wanna move out tbh

[sharp vale]

Here in America they'd get their face caved in by a 5.56

Or a .308

[hushed hazel]

i wanna go to like canada or japan when i’m older tbh

canada cos it’s nice and japan cos tech industry jobs

[sharp vale]

Merica best country let's go

[sharp vale]

Had a Canadian friend who hated Canada and wanted to move to America

You decide

[hushed hazel]

it’s better than england

[sharp vale]

Englanders: Hate America but secretly hate their country more so they prefer America

[sharp vale]

LOL

[exotic leaf]

It’s the Harry Potter music for me 💀

[sharp vale]

it's the katana for me

Bc that's exactly how they are

There was a case last year in 2021 when a dude got killed by a chav with a katana, and the pictures were HILARIOUS

Basically it was this posh girl complaining about her boyfriend on her story, right?

The reason why is because she was made HE called HER out for cheating on him

And she posts on her story saying "20 quid for someone to get rid of him" and this dude DOES IT ON GOD

And they were FOURTEEN

[thick orbit]

You?

[sharp vale]

No, it just reminded me of a that story I just told and I found it funny

[thick orbit]

jfc

[sick raven]

she was 13

[sharp vale]

Glad someone else knows the info

[sharp vale]

Stfu fore' I hold your hand

[sick raven]

it was either the guy or the girl one of them was 14 one 13

[thick orbit]

First time I heard

[sick raven]

cope then

[thick orbit]

I am

[sharp vale]

I'mma DM you a link

[sick raven]

[sharp vale]

Listen to it while you play or something it's a crazy story

Guys

I'm officially in Ren's Dms
Catching all the Ws today

[fringe gale]

Hello guys anyone here could recommend me a site to watch the first 8 spider man movies??

Xd

I don’t want to go into no way home without knowing shit 😂🤣

[sharp vale]

Search on Reddit unironically

[hushed hazel]

accurate

very accurate

[hushed hazel]

bro what

20 quid is like, literally nothing

you can buy like 1 cheap bottle of wine for that

[sharp vale]

It was actually 200

[thick orbit]

Someone explain why TW is being polayed

[hushed hazel]

ok but still

£200 for a murder?? that’s a bad price

[sharp vale]

I'll send you a link

[hushed hazel]

i’ve heard the story before

i just find it funny that bro was such a simp

[sharp vale]

Idk wtf two worlds is

[hushed hazel]

same

[sharp vale]

I'm surprised you haven't heard about it, it happened in the south side and it was in the news

[thick orbit]

Best game in the world

jk its like when rpgs like oblivion came out

[hushed hazel]

i just said i’d heard about it, just forgot until you mentioned it lol

[sharp vale]

I only care about the two worlds on someone's chest

Cuz I'm not a lame gamer virgin

[hushed hazel]

£200 is such a bad payout

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9P6mvhjnAw

[hushed hazel]

ok back to watching youtube

[sharp vale]

Not for a dumb 14 y/o

[hushed hazel]

true thats a lot of money for a 14 y/o

he could’ve just waited 2 years to work though

[sharp vale]

Facts

[hushed hazel]

but nah instead he went and chinged them

[sharp vale]

But 14 y/o are so out of touch with reality

[hushed hazel]

especially british ones 💀

[sharp vale]

Have you noticed that young people these days are extremely desensitized and out of touch with reality?

[hushed hazel]

i know a dude who thought he was like an unironic gangster at 14

bro carried around knives in school etc

[sharp vale]

I remember being 5 and knowing how horrible death was and I knew about the concept of death

[hushed hazel]

i’m surprised he never got arrested

[sick raven]

WHY IS TARKOV ONLY USING 36% OF MY CPU AND GPU

[hushed hazel]

it’s all based on experience

[sharp vale]

My younger brother is 6 or 7 and he doesn't know the concept of death

Mf treated my dog's death as a joke

[hushed hazel]

as a kid, i had a big realisation that the world sucked and hit a sort of early ‘maturity’ because of some bad stuff that happened

[sharp vale]

And I notice that a bunch of younger kids don't understand the severity of a bunch of stuff

[hushed hazel]

but most kids dont go through anything like that

[sharp vale]

We got 11-14 year olds these days trying to cancel each other and ruin each other's lives on the internet it's crazy

[hushed hazel]

yea especially today most kids r sheltered in online internet echo chambers

[sharp vale]

Trying to find out where each other lives for bs

[thin kelp]

Dad in the back is all you need to see

[hushed hazel]

our generation is actually just done for

[sharp vale]

Factual

[hushed hazel]

when they have to find jobs it’s over for them

[thick orbit]

cracks me up every time

[sharp vale]

Our generation? I just turned 20, they ain't my generation

[hushed hazel]

true, they’re my generation 💀

hate these mfs

[bronze plume]

Postninja#0652 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hushed hazel]

i tell people ‘yea im 16’ and i just get associated with all the cancel-culture twitter brainlets

it’s horrid

[thin kelp]

Boomer

[hushed hazel]

L

[thin kelp]

Shut up zoomer

[hushed hazel]

bro i dont even know what a zoomer is

i hate this part of the internet

‘boomer doomer zoomer’ what does it MEAN

[thin kelp]

Stop the cap fam

[sharp vale]

Should've been on 4chan when those terms originated

[hushed hazel]

ok i watch youtube

[sharp vale]

It basically just describes a type of generic personality/humanity trait

[thin kelp]

Sus

[hushed hazel]

shut up you dusty yute

come to my ends init

get shanked you don

[thin kelp]

Oi bruv watch your tongue ye

[hushed hazel]

are you getting rude to man??

me and the mandem gonna put you in a spliff my g

[sharp vale]

Zoomers: Young generation of kids who like Fortnite, among us, YouTube, Instagram, snap chat, typically 7-16 with airpods, iphones etc

[thin kelp]

Swear on me nan I'll ruffle yer trousers

[sharp vale]

You know the type

[hushed hazel]

i technically classify since my dad is rich

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

i hate snapchat tho it’s so bad

[thin kelp]

im so quirky and different

[sharp vale]

Doomers: generic stereotypical nihilists, the mfers who are too bent on "life doesn't matter" "Everything is pointless" "I'm so depressed" etc

[hushed hazel]

ok!

[thin kelp]

Bro its not a personality trait

[hushed hazel]

i understand it now

[hushed hazel]

i never said it was tho

i’m literally just talking

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

about my likes and dislikes

[sharp vale]

Boomers: Older generation in their 50's 60's who believe in absurd traditional ideologies such as mf who complain that kids have cell phones and don't walk twenty miles to school through a tornado

[hushed hazel]

💀💀💀

‘back in my day i fought 70 alligators to get to school’

but yea i technically classify as a zoomer since i get nice things from one half of my family

[sharp vale]

There's a bunch more and you just kinda have to know what the stereotypes and satire is behind the terms

[hushed hazel]

my general living is weird asf

[sharp vale]

such as COOMERS

Bloomers

[thin kelp]

joomers

[hushed hazel]

i assume joomers is mfs obsessed with japan

[sharp vale]

No

He made it up

[hushed hazel]

it sounds real

[sharp vale]

It could be

[hushed hazel]

i hate those types of people

[sharp vale]

There's so many of those terms

CONSOOMERS

[hushed hazel]

consumer mfs

but yea this current generation is so bad bro

[thin kelp]

No I didnt

[sharp vale]

Mfs who buy capitalist junk religiously

[sharp vale]

Tell us about it

[hushed hazel]

they just sit on phones all day and barely understand how to live life for themselves

get babied by their parents and etc

[thin kelp]

Joomers = people who get jebaited by fake words

[hushed hazel]

postninja = unironic irony

[sharp vale]

Unironically

[hushed hazel]

give me music recommendations

[sharp vale]

People who turned 18 in 2021 are the last great generation

[sharp vale]

Upgrade by Joji

[hushed hazel]

joji

not my type of music

[sharp vale]

Die

[thin kelp]

This is you guys complaining

[sharp vale]

Jk

I listen to everything so I don't care

[hushed hazel]

i listen to most things

[sharp vale]

Factual

[hushed hazel]

joji is just too mellow for me

[hushed hazel]

you right that’s me to myself

i can complain about my age group all day

[sharp vale]

Eat hot Cheeto and lie

[thin kelp]

Yeah I know

[sharp vale]

Complaining about our age groups has been around since the 50s

[hushed hazel]

fr

[thin kelp]

???

Are you on something

[hushed hazel]

honestly though, i’m sort of glad that most of my age are zoomers

means i can get a job easier

[sharp vale]

Untrue

[hushed hazel]

debatable but go on

[thin kelp]

Do you also listen to instrumentals of popular songs and then claim they're better without lyrics

[hushed hazel]

it depends on the song

[thin kelp]

Interesting

[hushed hazel]

some artists have good music but i hate their singing yknow

personal preference

[thin kelp]

Have you ever eaten a kiwi

[hushed hazel]

once

[sharp vale]

Kiwis are alright

[hushed hazel]

i dont like them tbh

[sharp vale]

Don't like the texture

[thin kelp]

Durian?

[hushed hazel]

i dont even know where to buy a durian

[sharp vale]

I don't know what a durian is

[hushed hazel]

i have never seen one in any of my local shops

[hushed hazel]

very tough weird fruit thing

[thin kelp]

Its a regional thing then

[hushed hazel]

it reeks apparently

[sharp vale]

Pomegranate

[hushed hazel]

i dont think its necessarily only regional but probably just much more common where they originate

i’ve heard of them and know dudes who’ve tried them, just never seen any sold and never been out of my way to buy one

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/levels-big-chungus-talking-gif-17531253

[hushed hazel]

bro got my message deleted cos it had d and 2 in it

coping rn

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Ren

[thick orbit]

Yeet

[sharp vale]

Why do you hate me

[hushed hazel]

L

i need a new series to watch

[thick orbit]

Hate is a strong word

[hushed hazel]

i cant find any good ones

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

i tried watching daredevil but it’s mid

[sharp vale]

NCIS on Netflix

[hushed hazel]

crime show?

[thick orbit]

Watch Warehouse 13

[hushed hazel]

whats it about

[exotic leaf]

criminal minds better

[thick orbit]

or stargate

[sharp vale]

Okay so you secretly love me but don't know how to show it so you resort to bring slightly upset by my presence

[sharp vale]

Yes

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsJVU-E-BM&t=34s

Have a very pixel trailer

[hushed hazel]

i dont really like crime shows because they were the only thing my mum watched when i was a kid so i find them boring

[sharp vale]

I prefer NCIS bc I like the chemistry of the cast better

[hushed hazel]

its like when someone just replays the same thing 50 times

[sharp vale]

NCIS is very entertaining

[hushed hazel]

sure it was cool the first time and second time

after that it just gets progressively boring

[thin kelp]

Goated individual, very cultured, I love you, great taste

[thick orbit]

Or the show eureka

[thick orbit]

I wish they still made shows like it ;-;

[thin kelp]

I was about to say that wtf

[hushed hazel]

i really find that the whole ‘shock factor’ and ‘investigation’ of crime shows is lost on me

[sharp vale]

I recommend watching NCIS for the first two seasons and stop there

[hushed hazel]

i find it boring

[sharp vale]

NCIS isn't really like that

[hushed hazel]

lemme watch

[sick wyvern]

I watched that all the time

[thin kelp]

yeah

[sharp vale]

Profess your love for me, when?

[thin kelp]

Ziva arc is still good wdym

[sick wyvern]

Along with stuff like the rebooted magnum pi, Hawaii 50 and macguyver

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Yeah but I hate the absence of a character

Just doesn't feel the same

[thin kelp]

I love Hawaii 5-0 and their subtle but targeted use of Microsoft surfaces

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/1htuNZp82Ck This seems interesting Never heard about it before

[hushed hazel]

seems simultaneously funny and interesting

[sharp vale]

You're just shy

[thin kelp]

On prime too

[thick orbit]

Yep its like scp but not so dark lol

closest thing I can really think of

[hushed hazel]

that sound sick

scp was my jam for a long while

not so much anymore after i read everything

[thick orbit]

scp but everything is historical or the objects are like from history

[sick wyvern]

Didn’t they sort of send away bishop and Gibbs

[sharp vale]

@hushed hazel tell your dad to give me money

[sharp vale]

Shhhh

[hushed hazel]

he isnt actually rich

[thick orbit]

Yep got prime too

[sharp vale]

I'm on season 2 YOU DUMB

[hushed hazel]

he’s upper middle class

[sick wyvern]

:x

[hushed hazel]

my living situation is odd

on weekdays i live in a 2 bedroom attached house in a bad neighbourhood

on weekends i live in a big house in posh neighbourhood

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit profess your love for me, when?

[thick orbit]

@hushed hazelThere is also its always sunny in piladelphia or Reno 911

[sick wyvern]

Ngl, I never actually kept track so I don’t know if that was recent or old eps

[thick orbit]

no never

[hushed hazel]

my mum keeps telling me to watch its always sunny

[thick orbit]

I love @signal iris

[hushed hazel]

whats it about

[sick wyvern]

I just kinda started in the middle somewhere

[sharp vale]

THAT DOESN'T DENY THAT YOU DON'T

Anyways

Enough messing around

[hushed hazel]

yeetim dont u have a girlfriend

[sick wyvern]

But god I wish they’d bring back macguyver

[hushed hazel]

you tryna cheat on her huh??

[thick orbit]

Uhh hard to explain with IASIP just think of people running a bar... and Reno 911 is a cops spoof show

[hushed hazel]

i see how it is

[sharp vale]

I do but I firmly believe these dudes are male

[hushed hazel]

everyone is

every single internet user is male

unless undeniable evidence proves otherwise

[sharp vale]

I flirt w da homies bc I'm straight and there's no actual feelings being shared

[hushed hazel]

understood

i do be getting a good morning kiss from the boys

[sharp vale]

That's why my best friends are gay and inviting me to their weddings

[hushed hazel]

people who dont flirt with their homies are honestly more likely to be gay than people who do

[sharp vale]

Factual

[exotic leaf]

if you don’t kiss your homies what are you even doing

[hushed hazel]

my source? trust me

[hushed hazel]

exactly

ok time to get out of bed even though its 4am and i woke up too early

[sharp vale]

If I were actually unfaithful I'd be trying to hit on Lew

[exotic leaf]

[hushed hazel]

i’m saving myself for god

[sharp vale]

If ren actually turns out to be female which I doubt due to clips with his voice in it then imma be really ashamed

[hushed hazel]

i know a girl who i thought was male for years 💀

[thick orbit]

shadowplay doesnt record my voice

[sharp vale]

Silence, e-girl

[exotic leaf]

disgusting

[thick orbit]

I could send you a selfie yeet

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-disgusteng-disgust-gif-5456694

[hushed hazel]

disgusting

[sharp vale]

Ayo but I heard male voices in your clips?

[sharp vale]

R u a boi

[thick orbit]

I will send you a selfie

[exotic leaf]

imma need that

[sharp vale]

If ur a boi ok

If not, idc

[hushed hazel]

in my personal opinion
people who aren’t open with their physical appearances are either paranoid or self conscious

[sharp vale]

I'm def not self conscious

[hushed hazel]

i be sending selfies to random mfs on the daily

[velvet quest]

[hushed hazel]

what’re they gonna do, track me down based on my physical appearance

[thick orbit]

Alright ima send it now

@sharp vale @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

I'm a somewhat attractive and very fit individual so my self esteem is very high

[exotic leaf]

and the dog too bruh omg

[hushed hazel]

i’m not even fit or attractive but i love myself and that’s all that matters 😎

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit what's cozy mochi

[thick orbit]

A server

[hushed hazel]

cozy rice

that sounds like a nice meal i need somma that

[sharp vale]

It says you're a helper

[thick orbit]

Yep sure am

[sick wyvern]

Me neither and idc, but I won’t subject others to my ugly mug

[exotic leaf]

mochi is very yummy

[hushed hazel]

increase your ego or perish

[sharp vale]

Like a mod? Or is it some sort of like community that revolves around comfort help?

[hushed hazel]

yes

[velvet quest]

disagree tbh

[thick orbit]

When your dad told you to gut your room clean it but you did

[sharp vale]

It's okay I'm 5"5 and shorter then my gf so you can roast me on that

[hushed hazel]

i’m short too

[exotic leaf]

will say it depends on the flavor

[hushed hazel]

i’m like 5’8”

[thick orbit]

Then says to open the window but you had just shut it 30 mins ago cause you put their air purifier on in your room

What am I meant to do

[hushed hazel]

window issue

[velvet quest]

ive had mochi like 5 times and its tasted bad each time

[sharp vale]

Mf you're 5'8 at 15 and you day you're SHORT

[exotic leaf]

just throw away the whole room ig

[hushed hazel]

16*

[sharp vale]

Someone give this dude the CAPIUM

[hushed hazel]

also all my friends are 5’10+ so yea

[exotic leaf]

depends on brand and flavor. green tea is superior

[hushed hazel]

i think i’m short

[sharp vale]

Def not

[sharp vale]

Factual

[velvet quest]

imagine not being 6'5

[sharp vale]

Mochi has a weird flavor to it

[exotic leaf]

mymochi brand is terrible

well it’s basically rice

[sharp vale]

@exotic leaf come to da club with my gf and I next time you're in h town

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

debatable

[hushed hazel]

relatively i’m short, objectively i’m average

[sharp vale]

We can bully the mosh kids

[hushed hazel]

but relatively matters when i’m in england

[thick orbit]

I will come just to slap yeetim

[sharp vale]

Pain

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Chadded

[velvet quest]

evil vtubers be like: funny

[hushed hazel]

yeetim u work out yea

[sharp vale]

Yes

[hushed hazel]

💀

[thin kelp]

He ate it

[hushed hazel]

im tryna get some more of my friends into working out cos it'd be good for their health, how do i go about it

[sharp vale]

Check out my Instagram it's the same as my discord handle

[hushed hazel]

bet

[sharp vale]

You don't, really

[thin kelp]

Are they obese or overweight

[hushed hazel]

like, pretty heavily overweight

[exotic leaf]

he ate he gagged he served

[hushed hazel]

i don't make fun of em for it or anything but i don't like seeing them being unhealthy since they're my boys you know?

[sharp vale]

Someone has to have the desire for self improvement first for them to actually want to work out

[hushed hazel]

yea ik i been trying to like, inspire them i guess but it's hard

they're my friends and i dont want to see them being unhealthy

[sharp vale]

If they don't have the desire or even shame they will not budge no matter what you do

[thin kelp]

Tell them they're fat sacks of shit and to get off the couch so they don't die of a heart attack

[hushed hazel]

💀

[thin kelp]

Worked for me

[hushed hazel]

i dont wanna hurt their ego like that

[thin kelp]

If they're truly friends they won't mind

[sharp vale]

Hurting someone's ego is often sometimes the best way to break someone down and build them back up

[thin kelp]

Huh

[sharp vale]

I promise you

[exotic leaf]

tell them this

help them instead of being a jerk

[hushed hazel]

i guess yea

ok sorry guys turning off my brain i'm in crucible

[sharp vale]

But remember sometimes being a jerk in the right ways can help some stubborn irresponsible ass mfer change for the best

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-trash-spongebob-squidward-dumb-gif-17233216

[thin kelp]

https://youtu.be/uLPdzcXmI4E

This is what you need

[hushed hazel]

yea but they're not like stubborn asf they're just lazy

[hushed hazel]

me rn

[sharp vale]

Slap their man tiddy

@hushed hazel you should copy my work out routine

[hushed hazel]

btw any of y'all had covid

[sharp vale]

Yes

Overrated, very weak sauce

[hushed hazel]

see most people say that but i've had it so many times and every time it's crippled me

[sharp vale]

????

I worked most of my infection carrying heavy metal car parts

[hushed hazel]

i have it rn and i literally can't move properly because my muscles are aching so much and i get constant headaches

[thin kelp]

My lungs can never fill to their normal capacity ever again

[hushed hazel]

last time i had it, i was basically in a coma for a week

[exotic leaf]

weaklings

[thin kelp]

💀

[sharp vale]

And working in the rain and blistering heat changing car batteries

[hushed hazel]

yea i got mega long covid after my 1st infection and my asthma got way worse

[exotic leaf]

imagine getting covid

[hushed hazel]

im being fr, i was stuck in a fever dream for most of my week 💀

[sharp vale]

I had covid but I wasn't effed like these dudes

[thick orbit]

My uncle got covid but think he got it from granny cause she was sick with a cold around christmas

[exotic leaf]

that second vaxx shot had me fucked up tho

[thick orbit]

Same~! My body got so hot

[thin kelp]

Lmao imagine

[thick orbit]

but it started to happen when I was going to bed so thankfully slept through majority of it

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[exotic leaf]

i was just so tired all day and my whole body ached

[sharp vale]

Okay guys

[onyx schooner]

sex: none

[hushed hazel]

rn with my bovid, i get so hot that i wake up in the middle of the night and cant go back to sleepo

[sharp vale]

Sleeb sleeb time

[thin kelp]

Sounds like a skill issue

[sharp vale]

A mimir

[hushed hazel]

a mimir

[thin kelp]

A mimir

[exotic leaf]

damn bro you got so lucky

[hushed hazel]

gn yeet

[thick orbit]

damn

[sharp vale]

Gn

[thin kelp]

Gm

[hushed hazel]

its why im awake at 4am rn

[exotic leaf]

cyborg issue tbh

[sharp vale]

Feel free to show my muscles to the rest of these losers with 0 life skills

Jk guys

[hushed hazel]

peep ur dm let me show u my build rq

[sharp vale]

I'm equally as much as a loser

[exotic leaf]

[thick orbit]

Man now i wanna download shadow of war again

Just watched a random clip on youtube

[sharp vale]

Okay GN guys

[thick orbit]

Good night, sour dreams

[sharp vale]

Pain

Can someone send the datboi emoji

I love datboi

My all time favorite meme

[hushed hazel]

gn yeet

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/yougetnobitches-toy-story-woody-buzz-bitches-gif-23447095

what

[sudden oriole]

its for a tik tok

[exotic leaf]

No

[thick orbit]

@spark oracle

[exotic leaf]

[sick wyvern]

Just wait till the Lightyear movie comes out

[thick orbit]

Waiting for the mario movie trailer to come out

[velvet quest]

chris pratt

[sick wyvern]

Seems silly but has he done any voice acting? It may work, idk all I know of him is in mcu and Jurassic park. And parks & rec

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[thick orbit]

Lego movies

https://youtu.be/xGXTmcpTDok

[sick wyvern]

Interesting, I never actually seen any of the lego movies except for clips. Never knew he was in it. I only knew Morgan Freeman was in it.

[thick orbit]

Its alright

nothing bad just not for me

For me its like watching the mcu movies eh

[sick wyvern]

I mean they just wanted his voice, I mean like him imitating or doing something not him. Don’t believe he’s done anything like Mario.

So who knows. He could be great, could be trash. But seeing as how invested Nintendo is. I’ll keep an open mind.

[mild crystal]

.p save your tears

[desert pilot]

theres so much snow in our yard holy fuck

[sturdy aspen]

my bad wrong channel oof

[thick orbit]

Run, baby, run Don't ever look back They'll tear us apart

[velvet quest]

no?

[willow quartz]

possibly

[exotic leaf]

CHECK YES JULIET ARE YOU WITH ME

[thick orbit]

Such a banger

also Perfect - Simple Plan

[exotic leaf]

a certified hood classic

[willow quartz]

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/getreal-rodrick-doawk-meme-gif-22961418

[vital roost]

get real

[velvet quest]

[thick orbit]

yes yes

[mild crystal]

Maybe Maybe

[trail citrus]

I love Rodrick

[exotic leaf]

do you

[void slate]

Hey hey hey

[mild crystal]

Hi hi hi

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/61i2iDz7u04

Whenever i say hey hey hey I think of this guy

[exotic leaf]

[smoky matrix]

I forgor about bitconnect

[mild crystal]

How are you

[mild crystal]

Breaking Benjamin ... >.>

[willow quartz]

BB still slaps no matter what anyone says

[mild crystal]

Red is good too

[void slate]

Hello kind lady

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

I bought some sweet sticky substance to spread on bread

Guess what it is

[exotic leaf]

i hope it’s jam

[desert pilot]

honey

[void slate]

well it's ||marshmallow fluff||

[desert pilot]

oh

this sucks

[void slate]

it looks a bit like I was eating cement

[exotic leaf]

i do like caramel

[void slate]

it barely tastes like caramel though, more like molten marshmallow

[exotic leaf]

we had 6 inches today ):

[void slate]

we are comparing snow sizes now

[exotic leaf]

drop those measurements boiz

[exotic leaf]

put it on a stick and roast it

[void slate]

Terror

It's like 1 centimeter

I hate snow, it's cold and wet and gets everywhere.

[desert pilot]

yeah im shoveling a weeks worth worth of snow

[void slate]

Your snow is much bigger than mine

[desert pilot]

it is

[exotic leaf]

aw baby snow

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

still waiting for the first blizzard of the season like

[void slate]

I had blizzard once when I was going to work

[exotic leaf]

did you eat the yellow snow

[void slate]

there was no yellow snow

[mild crystal]

Lmao

[exotic leaf]

fake blizzard

[void slate]

Let's see what is the first gif after I search for finlanf @desert pilot

https://tenor.com/view/torille-finland-beer-mökki-kalja-gif-21635932

[desert pilot]

yeah that seems about right

[void slate]

Is that you in the gif

[desert pilot]

unfortunately no

all this snow from a driveway

[smoky matrix]

that's a lotta snow

[hard spindle]

Lol just hailed 4 me again

Got wet and woke me up

[smoky matrix]

hello randolando how are you

[desert pilot]

ah man

[hard spindle]

Cold hru

[smoky matrix]

hot

wanna swap

[hard spindle]

What if we cuddled to reach optimum temp

(No homo)

[barren dagger]

[smoky matrix]

[hard spindle]

Skill why did u make that wierd

[barren dagger]

im nice and warm rn with a blanket

[void slate]

I'm gonna beat corona

[hard spindle]

Ffs. Bonk dont make it weird

[smoky matrix]

Wait peter do you have covid?

[barren dagger]

im not

[void slate]

[barren dagger]

you're making it weird

[hard spindle]

Peters getting involved its serious now

[smoky matrix]

get well soon ;-;

[void slate]

Not really

I'm going to shoot corona with pistol

[hard spindle]

They call him da marksman

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/getreal-rodrick-doawk-meme-gif-22961418

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-swag-drugs-funny-gif-21063495

[void slate]

If I decided to stream in VR what would you want me to play?
A - Half LIfe Alyx
B - Beat Saber
C - Boneworks

[smoky matrix]

Boneworks is fun

[hard spindle]

Beat saber

[barren dagger]

beat saber

[hard spindle]

Wanna see peter vr

[barren dagger]

@hard spindle what cereal do I get krave shreddies or oreo'os

[hard spindle]

Oreos??

Cereal?

[smoky matrix]

oreo cereal??

[smoky matrix]

i didn't know that's a thing but now I want it

[hard spindle]

What the fuck

[barren dagger]

you get it in asda

[desert pilot]

i just realized i haven't eaten anything today

[hard spindle]

Wait fr?

[barren dagger]

thats where I get mine

[hard spindle]

Heyyyyy

[velvet quest]

Play fnaf help wanted, best vr game

[desert pilot]

i dont have a vr headset

[smoky matrix]

This Man Thinks He Is Batm

[desert pilot]

this man thinks he is batman

[barren dagger]

they're heat

[hard spindle]

That looks so good

[desert pilot]

im so hungry bro omg

[smoky matrix]

go eat nerd

[hard spindle]

Oreo and vimto stuff are litreally so good

[barren dagger]

im turning american

[desert pilot]

what do you think im doing

[barren dagger]

anything with oreo in it is heat

[hard spindle]

Eat me

[void slate]

any custom songs proposals for beat saber

[desert pilot]

🤨

[void slate]

Potassium is not a cannibal

[barren dagger]

clint eastwood

[smoky matrix]

based

[void slate]

I can tell you a cannibal tale would you like to hear

[desert pilot]

thats what you think

[barren dagger]

[smoky matrix]

Gorillaz

[void slate]

I know one tribal story that is nsfw and involves cannibalism

[barren dagger]

or 19-2000

i think thats the name

[desert pilot]

i know one too

[maiden linden]

@barren dagger do u know computers

[void slate]

So there is man and woman who search through corpses of dead enemies to find nice meat

[barren dagger]

not really

[maiden linden]

i am having DIFFICULTY atm

does anyone in this CHAT know COMPUTER SCIENCE

[barren dagger]

you could tell me but ill probably be 0 help

[smoky matrix]

what is your issue syx

[desert pilot]

maybe a little

[void slate]

The story is gore so I will censor it ||This guy finds a nice looking woman corpse and starts to get busy with her, she sees him do it and cuts of man's bit and eats it||

[maiden linden]

what VALUE do i get from knowing the maximum likelihood estimate for my machine learning model

[smoky matrix]

this I do not know

sorry

[barren dagger]

huh? was that the question?

[maiden linden]

i do not understand WHY i need to find the MLE

[void slate]

Did you read?

[maiden linden]

Murphy_Machine_Learning.pdf here is the BOOK

[barren dagger]

thats a weird one

I do games design shit for college but thats just wack

[void slate]

what are we talking about

[maiden linden]

help

[smoky matrix]

I do Software Engi but I have never heard of that

[void slate]

no one read my gore cannibal story

[barren dagger]

tbf mines mostly games design and stuff

[smoky matrix]

scary formulas ;-;

[maiden linden]

u think thats scary

[barren dagger]

too many words

[maiden linden]

thats a prereq to know for the class

[smoky matrix]

bruh

[maiden linden]

im so utterly fucked

[barren dagger]

no lube

[void slate]

you just need to have several abstract math concepts on the tip of your finger and it will be easy

[maiden linden]

i tried relearning linear alg and it wasnt too bad

i just struggle with probability

[barren dagger]

i only passed maths by a singular mark

[smoky matrix]

I had to do a linear alg unit for my course

but it was nothing even close to that??

[barren dagger]

i failed my maths exam, got it remarked than I got given 2 extra marks and passed

it was true gaming hours

[smoky matrix]

a pass is a pass

[hard spindle]

Shut up

[barren dagger]

very real

[maiden linden]

i wish i could get a job as an ml engineer just after taking this class

[barren dagger]

what is mle

[maiden linden]

imagine making 300k out of college

[smoky matrix]

wild

[maiden linden]

mchine learning

[barren dagger]

askers

[void slate]

math beats cannibal stories I guess

[barren dagger]

lmao

[smoky matrix]

sorry peter I do not want to read gore rn :(

[maiden linden]

like bruh wtf is this

[hard spindle]

Math beats all

[void slate]

Math beats Meth

[smoky matrix]

rainbow

[maiden linden]

indeed

apparently the highest point on that is the expectation which makes sense. the variance is the width of the curve i suppose

[barren dagger]

funny colour triangle

[maiden linden]

i have no iddea what the maximum likelihood estimation is tho

[smoky matrix]

:0 looks like a sponge

[maiden linden]

like this isnt helpful google

[void slate]

It's a rocket launch simulation, colors represent the pressure of each part

[smoky matrix]

like air pressure?

[void slate]

I guess

[smoky matrix]

neat

[barren dagger]

even with this having 0 correlation to the current chat topic, I am now going to make my oreo cereal. enjoy your wack maths computer stuff

[smoky matrix]

enjoy

[maiden linden]

i suppose it is used to generate the parameters to create the expected value

the parameters being the variables in the probability calculation

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/mew2king-m2k-oreo-eat-big-mouth-gif-17750804

[maiden linden]

that would make sense i guess but why

[smoky matrix]

Syx no wonder your pvp takes are so braindead you use all your brainpower on this

it all makes sense now

[maiden linden]

cant you just find the expectation using the median

[desert pilot]

oh boy looks like i have to go get fucking groceries because we dont have butter 😃 👍

[maiden linden]

@smoky matrix man i play deadstiny so i dont have to think

[smoky matrix]

real

[maiden linden]

fuck this shit im already a week behind in classes and its been one week since the quarter started

[smoky matrix]

[maiden linden]

ill do it tomorrow

[smoky matrix]

tale as old as time

not looking forward to when my semester starts

[void slate]

Having no bread lubricant is tight

[maiden linden]

i was busy getting rejected in the final round of my interviews last week

[desert pilot]

indeed

[maiden linden]

insane time waste

imagine getting 4 hires and 1 no hire and getting booted

[void slate]

I want to test if I can play GTA V now