💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[cold nebula]

I need to hit the street gym

Do some pull ups

[exotic leaf]

do some pull outs

[void slate]

I'm going to stream gta

and no one will watch it, I'm so pumped

[solid badge]

where do you stream?

[void slate]

here

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

[somber anvil]

Best waifu!

And a actual waifu

[exotic leaf]

otw

[void slate]

This cab... hasn't moved an inch lol

[merry bough]

How to change to EU tag?

[hard spindle]

bot broken

[exotic leaf]

rando broke it

[smoky matrix]

Geez

[hard spindle]

u broke it fatty

prob sat on it

[smoky matrix]

[exotic leaf]

such a stupid fucking rat

get away from me

[merry bough]

Oh dear

[hard spindle]

im sorry ily 🫂

[exotic leaf]

don’t talk to me wallet

[hard spindle]

u love me lew dont lie

[smoky matrix]

So romantic

[hard spindle]

lemur why do you want me to be gay so bad??? kinda weird

[smoky matrix]

It's ok rando you don't have to project

[hard spindle]

u are a creep pls dont interact with me!

[somber anvil]

Closet be like

[smoky matrix]

[exotic leaf]

crash @void slate

[void slate]

No I decided to eat a salad @exotic leaf

There was some chase

[exotic leaf]

why didn’t you live stream that

[void slate]

I did

[hard spindle]

clip yo epic skills peter 4 me

[exotic leaf]

i didnt see it ):

[smoky matrix]

Why are you blind Lew smh

[exotic leaf]

sorry closet blind Lemur /:

[hard spindle]

this lemur guy is so toxic mods ban pls

[smoky matrix]

I do need to get my eyes tested actually

[void slate]

I will stream some more but I need to shower

[exotic leaf]

join the glasses gang

[smoky matrix]

I used to have glasses but they were just to correct something and I didn't need them anymore

But I think I need new ones eyes do be struggling sometimes

[hard spindle]

I 100% need glasses. I am litreally so blind

but I do not want to look bad

[hard spindle]

peter vs the word.

[smoky matrix]

Just get good frames duh

Don't have to look bad then

[hard spindle]

Glasses make me look kinda fruity

[exotic leaf]

what a stupid thing to say

[smoky matrix]

Watermelon glasses kinda fire

[hard spindle]

I mean fruity on me lew u idiot

They do though 💀

[hard spindle]

sheesh pineapple

[exotic leaf]

def closested

[void slate]

[warped aspen]

where grape glasses

[hard spindle]

my bf litreally told me I am not gay. what proof do u want?

[smoky matrix]

Can't argue with that

[warped aspen]

you forgot to say "no homo"

[exotic leaf]

Alzon gets it

[void slate]

Alzon is no homo

[exotic leaf]

Alzon is omoh on

[void slate]

I want to be hugged by muscled arms

[smoky matrix]

locate

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-workout-spongebob-squarepants-muscles-gif-4732867 i’m ready for you @void slate

[hard spindle]

only homosexuals say no homo after getting a bj. we are both just so not gay we dont say no homo

I am litreally a genius

[warped aspen]

thats not how it works

[void slate]

wouldn't homosexuals say "no straighto"

after being straight

[smoky matrix]

Omg so strong

[hard spindle]

this is how it works. I am a genius

[exotic leaf]

there’s more where that comes baby

[hard spindle]

lew muscle reveal???

[void slate]

What should I do once I play gta 4 again?
A - have a date with someone
B - do a mission for Brucie
C - do a mission for someone else

[smoky matrix]

A, have a date with a muscly npc

[void slate]

[hard spindle]

A date me

wait. peter how old are u

[void slate]

30

[hard spindle]

I do not retract my statment

[void slate]

This is awkward

I would date cj but he's straight

[exotic leaf]

yeah “straight”

[void slate]

just look at his gun

[hard spindle]

everyone is straight till they get a lil wet. like spaghetti 🥶

[smoky matrix]

He is clearly not standing straight

[exotic leaf]

the magazine is curved just like his sexuality

[void slate]

for sure, man

[hard spindle]

stop making ppl gay. Only I am allowed to do that wtf

[languid bay]

Quitting genshin is like quitting alcohol/smoking, you eventually come back again

omg that ningguang skin

AHHHHHHH

[void slate]

Proof that aliens exist

[solid badge]

huh

[void slate]

huh 🍝

I'm ready to play some more @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

i’m going to the store but i’ll join when i’m home

[mild crystal]

Cheese

In between

My toes

[hard spindle]

ayo?

[mild crystal]

Time to play fifa 22 since i just lost :V

[loud sun]

Wut

[hard spindle]

da cheese in between my toes man kinda sus

[exotic leaf]

GO PETER YOU CAN DO IT

[void slate]

Indeed

They don't build them like this back home

[exotic leaf]

look at those milkers

[void slate]

Can you get photo camera in gta 4

Little Jacob doesn't know how to sit on a chair

[exotic leaf]

i’m not sure tbh i don’t think so

[void slate]

It must be because of smoking pot

Ah sims vacation music

[exotic leaf]

stop attacking me

[hard spindle]

carry on attacking her peter

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

I cant come watch peter its full 😦

[void slate]

Wtff

Elizabeta

What mission next? X, D, FM?

[signal seal]

Anyone have a good movie recommendation?

Preferably international, not crap, not super hero, not horror

if you think I've seen it i probably have so i need stuff that isn't on the front page of Criterion or top 250 narrative, etc.

[sharp vale]

Ever watched Chappie

[barren dagger]

emoji movie

[sharp vale]

District 9

[sharp vale]

Elysium

[mild crystal]

C WORD

[sharp vale]

This mf horny

Where's my bonk mallet

[mild crystal]

i’m reformed, no more bypass c word

[signal seal]

seen all those movies

[barren dagger]

you've seen emoji movie? leave

[sharp vale]

horny jail

[signal seal]

no i haven't and i haven't seen elysium but that looks like i might as well have seen it

[sharp vale]

Made by the same director as D9 and Chappie

Watch his new horror movie, demonic

[signal seal]

I don't think Chappie held up to D9

[sharp vale]

Came out this year

[signal seal]

D9 was accidentally good

[barren dagger]

watch it, 100% good movie

[sharp vale]

Watch the fear street anthology

[signal seal]

i don't like horror

The Thing was a good exception

[sharp vale]

Wuss

[signal seal]

Blood Tomohawk is good horror, not a single jump scare in that movie, and the horror was real, not made up monster nonsense

[sharp vale]

Me neither tho, lots of horror is too crude

[signal seal]

1 jump scare and i shut a movie off, no questions asked

[sharp vale]

Like, how you gonna make a girl get assaulted for the sake of horror

Come up with better ideas

The idea of assaults and ra*e is a huge negative for me

And lots of horror movies consist of it so I'm just like

[signal seal]

I mean those things can be put into a movie and be fine

[sharp vale]

Yeah I agree

Not when it's done for the sake of specifically disheartening someone

That's cheapass writing

[signal seal]

yep

Gimme an Andre Rublev level movie

[mild crystal]

you

[sharp vale]

Begone, thot.

[mild crystal]

that’s not nice

[sharp vale]

I'm not a nice person

[mild crystal]

okay

[sharp vale]

It's always the mfs with the female anime pfps who never leave me alone

What did I ever do to you

[mild crystal]

my bad original gangster, just was being friendly

[signal seal]

my pfp is from Lady Vengeance it's Guem-Ja she's cool

[mild crystal]

mine is from Chainsaw man, i really only have read manga but i’m gonna watch the anime since i enjoyed the manga a lot

[sharp vale]

Palico

• crying cat meme
  Nuff said

[mild crystal]

Palico

[sharp vale]

Why are you doing this

[mild crystal]

wym

i love monster hunter

[sharp vale]

Fair

[mild crystal]

i played it a lot with my dad on ps2 when i was smol and only ever played that, then new world

[sharp vale]

You have a dad?

Can't roast you for fatherless behavior now

Rip

[signal seal]

guess I'll just watch Vertigo

[mild crystal]

ha ha

so quirky

[sharp vale]

I like reading

Addicted to memeing and shihposting online bc I like reading

[mild crystal]

what genre do you read

or like

[hard spindle]

weebs being weebs

[sharp vale]

Everything I find interesting

[signal seal]

na i'm watching Paris, Texas

looks like a good movie don't feel like doing Hitchcoc

[sharp vale]

I'll read an article on glow plugs if I get interested

[signal seal]

Elysium can die on cable TV

just buy good spark plugs NGK is literally goated

[sharp vale]

Tfw I can only buy performance spark plugs and I need 16 of them

Glow plugs and spark plugs are also different

Glow plugs are for diesel compression based ignition while spark plugs are self explanatory

Like I said, I was interested in learning the difference so I read an article about them

[signal seal]

oh. and rip 16

2 liters of fury here

[fickle sentinel]

I just pay 6 small men to sit in my engine bay with bic lighters and spark them really fast

[signal seal]

actually 1984 cc so not quite 2 liters

buying 4 plugs is expensive enough

[sharp vale]

16 spark plugs, 2 per cylinder

V8s mf

Hemis be like

Variable valve timing be like

MDS be like

[signal seal]

the last time i pulled against someone it was a new Camaro SS a couple years ago and I know he felt really bad about it

v8s

[sharp vale]

I gap Camaro SS ez

Torque bb

[signal seal]

yeah i blew my turbo at 36k torque is an issue

[sharp vale]

I wish I could have a car with 600 torque on 350 horsepower

That would be FUN

Slow af, but fun

Also seemingly physically impossible

Seeing as most engines even with gearing will only scale relative to horsepower increase and vice versa

[signal seal]

i went to school next to a tech school with a big diesel program, the trucks were cool but coaling people is not cool and trucks are just too big

also if you get coaled it sticks to your car really obnoxious

i mean my 6th gear is scaled to infinity

and 5th will get me to 150

i think

[sharp vale]

Third gear in most transmissions will get you to 150

[signal seal]

i stopped going to race tracks because tires and brakes are too expensive

[sharp vale]

Facts

[signal seal]

and it feels bad seeing an Eagle Talon run a 10 second pass

[sharp vale]

CVTs be like

[signal seal]

my transmission is DSG wet dual clutch, mechatronic controlled

[sharp vale]

Eagle talons, ah yes I love the dsm triplets

[signal seal]

so the car knows where i'm shifting next and I can shift without lifting or cutting power, faster than automatic transmission

[signal seal]

yeah and he can't run a 9 because he forgot his parachute

[sharp vale]

Yeah but you're more prone to failure due to it

Wish automatic transmission engineering was more simple

Can't afford to be breaking shish in this economy

[signal seal]

na DSG is bulletproof

turbos are not

[sharp vale]

Only issue with most small displacement turbo cars is the lack of high end power

[signal seal]

80-140 is the same as 20-80

[sharp vale]

Starts choking past the mid rev ranges

What is your 20-80 then like 7 seconds?

[signal seal]

never timed it, but stupid fast

can do most of it in 2nd gear

[sharp vale]

Sounds German

[signal seal]

indeed

[sharp vale]

I can beat most German cars that aren't performance models

Must be an Audi or BMW

[signal seal]

i left my VAG COM dongle at my parents house and they brought it to the thrift store thinking it was a junk cable

not a $180 cable

[sharp vale]

Mercedes doesn't make fast small displacement cars

[signal seal]

VW

[sharp vale]

Vw

Close enough

Vw owns audi

[signal seal]

faster than an S5

[sharp vale]

Must be a gli

[signal seal]

eww

[sharp vale]

GTI

[signal seal]

yes 😄

[sharp vale]

Never been beaten by a GTI

Those mfs don't have enough torque unless they're stage 2-3

[signal seal]

i had an 07 that would do a 1/4 mile in 13.5 but with just a tune the new ones are faster than that

[sharp vale]

Good geweing tho

Gearing*

[signal seal]

yeah the gearing was a huge improvement, old 2nd gear used to only go to like 50 on the mk5s

[sharp vale]

Correct but stupid amounts of money

Incredibly unreliable

[signal seal]

the trick is to pay people to work on your car

[sharp vale]

I hear stories from GTI owners that their shih has to have constant maintenance when tuned

[signal seal]

my biggest mistake was doing the work myself and then chasing my fuck ups

you can swear in off topic btw

[sharp vale]

Gotta have experts knowing where to look for premature failures

Bruh moment

[signal seal]

we have a few good shops here surprisingly

[sharp vale]

Buy an American v8

[void slate]

I found my muscled date @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

When they're not so overpriced

[signal seal]

and my extended warranty covers the work even if it's caused by modifications

dealer doesn't give AF about the extended warranty

$20 a month and saved me like $10k

[exotic leaf]

yummy big strong man

[sharp vale]

I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY

[signal seal]

when they call you answer and mute your phone

[sharp vale]

I answer and tell them

[signal seal]

you'll get moved to ghost pickup list and taken off their call list

[sharp vale]

"I didn't know a ___ car had extended warranty."

And they immediately hang up

[signal seal]

my pizza place is dead due to covid, i have to drive 10 minutes for a damn pizza of worse quality now

[sharp vale]

Or

[signal seal]

no or

[sharp vale]

Or

[signal seal]

i've starved myself waiting for a fucking pizza

[sharp vale]

Don't eat pizza

I'd rather starve than spend money during this crumbling economy

Especially since mfs are super underpaying right now I don't feel like going back to work

[signal seal]

i've been eating my covid supplies i bought in 2020 for like the last 5 months

[carmine jewel]

omg that man
just gave me GTA 4 flashbacks

[signal seal]

funny what survived and how packaging fails sometimes

[sharp vale]

Gas Finna be over 4$ soon due to oil crises (yes plural) and mfs still trying to hire me for 10.50 an hour

I was getting paid 12.50 in AutoZone starting

[signal seal]

93 octane is $4

[sharp vale]

With this Texas explosion we might be looking at 87 at 4$

[signal seal]

i usually dont' pay attention to gas prices because 93 never gets cheap but it was $39 to fill my tank yesterday it should be $32

[sharp vale]

The octane I put in my car is already costing me 50+$ on average

My car isn't tuned for 90+ so I run 89 bc that's what the compression is made for

89 might blow tf up

It's such a specific octane

[signal seal]

89 is 93 and 87 mixed

or 87 and 91

[sharp vale]

Yeah but few cars use 89

[signal seal]

eh most people use 87 or 93

[sharp vale]

I'm one of those people that follows octane strictly to what the engineering is made for

[signal seal]

i put 93 in rentals by accident

[sharp vale]

If a car is engineered for 93 I'm strictly use 93

If a car is engineered for 87 I strictly use 87

Don't want knock or ping

Knock and ping is for lames

[signal seal]

a vw tech put 87 in my mk5 long long ago

i made them comp the entire appointment and give me a coupon for something

[magic crane]

@harsh quartz i have question (please don't ban), if you are co founder... who is founder?

[signal seal]

driving home i had like 4 horsepower

aight getting my pizza

[magic crane]

who is founder

[sharp vale]

Lmao trash

[sharp vale]

Not here anymore

[magic crane]

so is navist the leader now

[sharp vale]

The founder of the lfg ditched lfg when D1 was still a thing I think

[magic crane]

ahh i see

[sharp vale]

Correct me if I'm wrong but they're basically the usurpers

[magic crane]

i woulndt know

[sharp vale]

Minus the fact that they didn't take it by force

Moreso the people who co founded the lfgs actually turned it into a practical business

[magic crane]

all ik is that i am 27% sure that navist is australlian

idk for sure tho

[magic crane]

true

[sharp vale]

Doesn't matter questioning

They were smart enough to turn it into a business, they're the ones who deserve to be founders due to the massive growth and progress they made

[carmine jewel]

the Founder is Welfare he is just offline

[sharp vale]

See, then I was wrong

There was some group similar to these a long time ago that had a similar upcoming and the founder dipped during the starting years so I got confused there

[carmine jewel]

huh.. never heard of this

[sharp vale]

It might just be cause it was incredibly common for people to start groups back then and then just ditching them halfway through

There was a few major clans back then who's leaders straight up dipped too

Just happens, did some more research here and there

[exotic leaf]

Hey it’s me Welfare on my second account

[carmine jewel]

what is the hidden VC's name (kinda stupid for me to ask this)

[hard spindle]

randolando vc ofc

[exotic leaf]

it’s uhhhhhmmmm ||deez nuts||

[vital scarab]

o/ all, how can i change my [NA] to [EU] ? .. cant find a cmd or sth

[high wasp]

Doesn't work atm

[vital scarab]

thx

[hard spindle]

No its my nutz

[harsh quartz]

Welfare.

[harsh quartz]

What on Earth are you talking about.

[magic crane]

ty

[hard spindle]

u have clearly become a millionare off of this server wdym 😭

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

navist owns a 23 million dollar house in hollywood bc of this server

[exotic leaf]

He’s also Australian

[hard spindle]

exactly hes so rich he has 2 houses

Hollywood house and aussie house

[exotic leaf]

he literally just owns australia

[livid hull]

nah thats me 6 figures

[spark oracle]

original founder of this server is welfare fyi

@sharp valethis kid talkin out his ass rn

[exotic leaf]

it’s hilarious

[spark oracle]

@vestal jungle you got a drama queen buddy here!

[high wasp]

I'm the founder but I gave up my position because I couldn't handle how much money I was making

[exotic leaf]

then i became founder and it was too much for me emotionally with how much money i was making

[hard spindle]

wow so true. and now ur a loser who plays video games all day ans still sucks (also fixed my wifi back to 800 download again)

[high wasp]

so fast

[spark oracle]

Welfare, btw

1st and only

[magic crane]

yeah

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/zSf6ctL.png

arcane gapped

unlucky

[languid bay]

Left or right?

[exotic leaf]

left

[harsh quartz]

Clutter AF

[languid bay]

❤️ XD

[harsh quartz]

Left since less cluttered.

[languid bay]

Warframe fashion is always eyes cancer

[harsh quartz]

Yes.

[clear barn]

ok so i just got a purple eager edge with whirlwind blade😶

[languid bay]

How about this?

[mild crystal]

8/10

[languid bay]

I hate the fact that non-prime syandana (f2p) actually looks better than my misa prime syandana (real money) lmao

[mild crystal]

make the ugliest 1 you can

Tribulation - 2000 - English (YT)

[languid bay]

the top one is probably ugliest compare to this

[mild crystal]

I like the top 1 more then this bottom

[languid bay]

Really? It looks so messy

but maybe it is because of color

[mild crystal]

This looks better

[mild crystal]

Ya i like the super detailed/messy one

catches my eye more

[languid bay]

I tried asking more people and it seem they like left one more than this purple

pov I sell r0 prime mod with the price of maxed rank and people bought it.

[exotic leaf]

purple is cute

[languid bay]

Personally I like this one the most

[bronze plume]

brody#1092 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[wind axle]

Cringe frame

Umbra superiority

[languid bay]

there isn't anything umbra can do that wukong can't

[wind axle]

Wukong is canonically a monkey

Which fits because all wukong players are apes

[languid bay]

I'm main wukong

[strong osprey]

anyone have a beyond light code i could buy?

[wind axle]

Ape

[desert pilot]

what the

[thin kelp]

Small town, USA

Makes sense

[mild crystal]

usa just steal names from other places

[sour cipher]

left imo

[languid bay]

united state of antarctica

[exotic leaf]

the only Finland

[desert pilot]

minnesota out here stealing our swag smh

oh i just realized something funny

[exotic leaf]

You should hear how people from Minnesota sound

[desert pilot]

minnesota means "wherewar" in finnish lol

[midnight prism]

Wukong gang

[dire herald]

I’m from Minnesota

I’ve been personally attacked

[smoky matrix]

Do people from Minnesota like jazz

[dire herald]

JAZZ

OMG I LOVE JAZZ IS LOVE AND LIFE ❤️

[exotic leaf]

https://youtu.be/ZJdAE-MV0yI

[dire herald]

Yes I do

[smoky matrix]

(they like jazz)

[stuck lichen]

fax

i fucking hate wukong and wukong players so much

[onyx schooner]

I havent seen a wukong in ages, its funny

[stuck lichen]

good

[smoky matrix]

I dont' think I ever got him before I stopped playing

I forgor he existed

[stuck lichen]

GOOD

[mild crystal]

[smoky matrix]

egg

[languid bay]

I play wukong for 3k hours

The old defy skill that got nerfed is basically immortal

[vast crow]

🥚

[smoky matrix]

[void slate]

Eggcelent

[smoky matrix]

eggsquisite

[vast crow]

You guys are cracking me up

[languid bay]

eggsdee

[vital roost]

you guys physically hurt me being too eggxtra in here

[harsh quartz]

O_o

[torpid trout]

You guys are edggy

[warped aspen]

[sullen oriole]

smurf penis

[torpid trout]

Incomprehensible

[smoky matrix]

impossible

[solid badge]

aint no way a maxed primed mod is 135

[queen osprey]

people do be hustlin

[solid badge]

i mean,maxed primed mod should be higher. ~300+ most of the times unless the mod is shit

[languid bay]

I mean from buying side

overprice vs lowballing

[thin kelp]

I'll give you 3 bananas for it

[languid bay]

😳

[exotic leaf]

i’ll give you 4 bananas for it

[thin kelp]

Hey!

[languid bay]

🍌 🐒

[smoky matrix]

listen listen

I can give you 6 bananas

dont' tell anyone

[languid bay]

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

my basement is full of bananas please just take them

[hard spindle]

I will take your banana

4 free. banana good scource of potassium

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[valid stag]

bruh help I wanna kms

[exotic leaf]

get in line bestie

[valid stag]

ikr

[vestal charm]

Oop

[valid stag]

but like fuckkkk

life sucks ass

[exotic leaf]

DMs always open if you need them : )

[valid stag]

I appreciate it but I’m just gonna sleep and hope I don’t wake up. Love you all ❤️

[void slate]

what is kms?

kill myself?

[exotic leaf]

yes

[void slate]

Sadness

I used to think that but now I'm taking pills

[bold zenith]

i was on pills too

they made me a robot

[void slate]

I see

I like robots.

Rockstar - One of our protagonists in GTA V is bisexual. Me - Cool beans.
Rockstar - He's an ugly middle aged crazy man. Me - Ugh

[exotic leaf]

this is why i’ve never wanted to be on prescriptions

[bold zenith]

yeah, I impulsively went off them bc of how apathetic they made me towards everything

literally no feelings

[void slate]

I actually handle it pretty well

Well I think

I used to be frustrated by everything

[exotic leaf]

i’ve heard alot of horror stories about trying meds after meds in hope that theyll find one that works but it just make things worse

i’m already unstable bestie i can’t be doing all that

[bold zenith]

yeah

for me all it did was prevent me from figuring myself out

[turbid lotus]

same

[teal temple]

i have acquired greatness

[hard spindle]

now acquire some bitches

[granite umbra]

based cope ratio

[teal temple]

already done, i added 200 random females on snapchat

[queen osprey]

BREHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[high wasp]

@queen ospreyleague?

nvm

[fickle sentinel]

Is that a Halo razer Collab

[teal temple]

yes

[fickle sentinel]

Neat, I liked their stormtrooper stuff way back when

Even tho I usually abhor Razer

[teal temple]

yeah razor needs like 4 things installed to make use of one thing, although i will say the keyboard and mouse glow are sick af

[fickle sentinel]

I'm itching to build another keyboard tbh, mine is boring me

[teal temple]

this one is 170$ and comes with a game add on. Just depends on if you like clicky keyboards though because this one is clicky

[fickle sentinel]

Nope, hate it

I refuse to use anything but linear

[hard spindle]

U mean men and scammers

[teal temple]

you aren't wrong snapchat is full of them

[hard spindle]

Im still banned on snap. Unbanned soon

[smoky matrix]

my snapchat is just bot after bot adding me

I swear

[hard spindle]

I could add u 😳

(not a bot)(not a scam)

[smoky matrix]

surely this will have no negative consequences such as losing my account

[hard spindle]

u have clearly never used guilded

[timber mulch]

Do I stay up an hour to make tacos or do I go to sleep like a functioning member of society

[bold zenith]

Taco time?

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

That is a cute emojo

[mild crystal]

Thanks

[hard spindle]

like u cute

[void slate]

Not really

[hard spindle]

real

[void slate]

Reality isn't real

[smoky matrix]

woah

[turbid dagger]

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM NZ!

[queen osprey]

f

[mild crystal]

one more hour from australia

[acoustic cedar]

@placid skiff

[placid skiff]

@acoustic cedar

[acoustic cedar]

@trail citrus

[hard spindle]

real rush?

[void slate]

Who else is hyped for the omega variant?

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tom-holland-yoink-gif-11346283

[mild crystal]

Damn bro it’s a gif

[signal iris]

?

[mild crystal]

Something bout a gif I was gonna send. Got severely punished real hard.

[queen osprey]

ratio'd by a bot

[onyx schooner]

owned

[mild crystal]

Ratio’d + your white. That’s what it what was tryna tell me.

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-bwahaha-bobs-burgers-gif-5632048

[mild crystal]

I am tired. Never stay till 7:00 AM

It’s only like 12:55 now

[signal iris]

i'm usually always up to around 7am

that's when i normally sleep

[mild crystal]

Depression time.

happy new year

Huh it’s only the 31st

[signal iris]

nah, it's the first

[mild crystal]

It’s the 31st for me

[desert pilot]

same

[mild crystal]

im in OCE, not NA

[signal iris]

living in the past issue

[queen osprey]

living in the past!

[signal iris]

[queen osprey]

🤝

[mild crystal]

Life could be dream, life could be dream. No it can’t

[quiet walrus]

why is CJ 3ft tall?

[dusky mist]

Happy New Year everyone

[hard spindle]

the edited versions so much better lol

[queen osprey]

hjuh

[void slate]

Bcs it's art

[quiet walrus]

cant argue with that

[rocky token]

Happy Christmas from the future civilization of Australia

[hushed tulip]

if anyone want to join me and not doing anything come and join me in Raid Room 5. come and say hey and if you wanna join my join code is in my bio

[wide seal]

yo imagine not being in the future like NZ and AU yous cringe

[long tundra]

Um excuse me, everyone knows that it's not new years until it's 12am in US EST

That's the only real time zone that matters for this stuff

Sorry pacific time, you're having your party at 9pm

[warped aspen]

that just means the afterparty starts earlier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/679671608838848546/926067906763178025/v12044gd0000c760nirc77uekfbq8dv0_001.mp4

[sick wyvern]

So I’m being warned that if I say one more swear word, I’ll be perma banned. The last warning I got before last nights was over a year ago. Shouldn’t there be an expiration time?

[hard spindle]

it just muted u for 30 mins 💀

[sick wyvern]

Yea last night. Then it said I’d be banned if I said another swear. Idk, I was on 9/3 warnings lol.

[austere ravine]

Giving away a bibliomancy emblem dm to enter

[modest jetty]

the hell

how is it like

[median topaz]

sheshumga

[hard spindle]

After hitting a certain no of dms disc starts to cover yo old dms up. anyway of seeing all your dms or somet or everyone you've dmed?

[mild crystal]

Ninja gaiden is easy.

How does one become soul of cinder?

[granite umbra]

idk google

[barren dagger]

become a demon

[mild crystal]

yes

[exotic leaf]

what a weird time to be alive

[warped aspen]

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1640689710614.webm

[void slate]

Hello, have you missed me

[exotic leaf]

i always miss you peter

[void slate]

I didn't miss you.

[ebon rapids]

is it possible to get ships from the gifts from NPCs?

[granite umbra]

damn it really been a whole year since my last msg in chat

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[granite umbra]

🤣

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

REEEEEEEE

can’t wait to see your custom character

[void slate]

Oh I can show you him, looks like F1 driver Kimi Something

Kimi Raikkonen

[void slate]

Did I show you the screenshots of San Andreas' final mission?

[exotic leaf]

NO

[exotic leaf]

guy all the way on the right is a majority of what people from florida look like

[exotic leaf]

bad bitch

[void slate]

I love CJ, he's so sweet

I'm streaming Nico Belic

[exotic leaf]

peter best driver

[wet lichen]

nothing better than testing covid positive on new year’s eve

[exotic leaf]

ringing in the new year strong

[wet lichen]

amen so much for holiday pay

[vestal oyster]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[void slate]

Do you like gta 4

[vestal oyster]

AYO

[void slate]

I love your mom

[void slate]

Oh I know this song from San Andrea

It goes like la la la la la

Omg triangle club just like #💬destiny-chat

[exotic leaf]

except less cringe

[void slate]

Dying is tight

Nico likes sosig

[exotic leaf]

we all love sosig

[void slate]

What do u tink of Brucie

I tink he is ||a schizophrenic in the making||

[exotic leaf]

hard agree

@signal iris imposter

[signal iris]

wrong chat

[void slate]

I think I drank too much cause I'm seeing double

[hard spindle]

like u?

[void slate]

I don't take steroids.

You got your sims build music @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

you already know what time it is

[lament egret]

[void slate]

Love

[hard spindle]

I am here peter. finally I will watch u

[exotic leaf]

he didnt get a good vid of me barking my mic cut out lol

[hard spindle]

he didnt get any clip. wanted to make a ratio out of it everytime u talked

[exotic leaf]

he says that because you can hear him barking loudly and hes too shy to post it

[void slate]

RS Haul We'll dump your load

The water is freaking ugly in gta 4

Looks like jelly

[hard spindle]

LMFAO now i need it

[exotic leaf]

@sick raven

[void slate]

I love dying

Dying has been a huge part of my life

[hard spindle]

@sick raven now give me the clip. now it will be a ratio

[exotic leaf]

dying is the main part of gta

[sick raven]

what

[exotic leaf]

post the clip of you barking

[sick raven]

you barking*

[exotic leaf]

bestie you were barking more

[hard spindle]

no ik what she said

we want a clip of u barking

wait....WAIT A SECOND

[void slate]

Heart emoji person was barking?

[hard spindle]

your pfps. u two kinda sus

[sick raven]

the only one i have is the one with lunas voice in

[hard spindle]

nawh matching pfps = cringe

[void slate]

Your mom is sus

[hard spindle]

idc dm me it

[exotic leaf]

shit your pants about it wallet

[hard spindle]

lew what have u been on recently. like fr

[void slate]

Oh boy

[exotic leaf]

game wise?

or what

[void slate]

I killed the guy in mission

The reason is me being drunk

[hard spindle]

drug wise

[exotic leaf]

thats my favorite part of gta online is getting really drunk/high and operating a vehicle

i just be smoking mad weed thats all

[hard spindle]

sure. loser

[ornate plover]

Biden needs to stfu

[void slate]

I love Rockstar

They made the best gta remaster in the history of teenagers

Stupid auto Courteney

Auto correct

[ornate plover]

He just threated putin

Smh

[void slate]

Your mom threatened to see the manager

[ornate plover]

yk if this doesnt stop ww3 will be a thing in 2022

[void slate]

Not really

It's just a war in Ukraine

[hard spindle]

just another mini war or proxy war is all

[exotic leaf]

stupid courtney

[ornate plover]

thats how wars start

Remember that ww2 started with poland being invaded

[void slate]

Actually

Before ww2 started Germany took a bite of czechoslovakia and annexed Austria

And league of nations thought maybe Hitler will calm down

[ornate plover]

And that will happend again

[void slate]

Well, Crimea happened

[ornate plover]

I hope that china wont do anything stupid in this situation

[void slate]

Btw

If ww3 happens

Everyone will blow the shit out of satellites

[ornate plover]

Also india will join

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

goo goo gah gah

Peter put on one ofthe talk radios

[void slate]

Which one

[exotic leaf]

any of them

whenever youre done with uh... this

[void slate]

That woman spoke polish

Yeah links not allowed

[exotic leaf]

damn you got gunned down

[void slate]

Death

[exotic leaf]

F

[void slate]

X or Pm

[exotic leaf]

X

Everybody is always yelling in Go Live

[hardy mesa]

How to get red name

[void slate]

Be born as a sibling

I will get progressively worse as I'm drunk

[exotic leaf]

be related to welfare

[exotic leaf]

4k

[void slate]

Is the money good

[exotic leaf]

feelsgood.jpeg

[void slate]

Alright that's enough

[exotic leaf]

❤️

[void slate]

Thank you Claire Sandwich. I wonder what happened to Lewshifer

[thin kelp]

Finally gone

No more feet

[exotic leaf]

Shut up Post

[exotic leaf]

ill always be your lewshifer

🦶

[solid badge]

[thin kelp]

[exotic leaf]

I mean what

[solid badge]

[exotic leaf]

please does anybody have an active mythwar 2 account

[thin kelp]

If it keeps hurting go to doctor ig

[sharp vale]

I'll wait til tomorrow

[thin kelp]

Good idea

[sharp vale]

Definitely feels like a muscle

[thin kelp]

Its prob nothing bad but its good to check

Hope it works out

[sharp vale]

Putting a lot of pressure on it actually doesn't hurt

It hurts with minimal pressure but then pushing it makes it feel a lot less

[thin kelp]

Does the lump change shape

Or deform around when you press

[exotic leaf]

hot compress/heating pad will help with sore muscles if thats the issue

[thin kelp]

How about foot massages

[sharp vale]

Actually upon further feeling

It's not lumpy

Just regular feeling but the outside hurts

[thin kelp]

Highly sus

[sharp vale]

Could be covid

When I woke up it was due to that pain and I felt sorta sickly

Like when you wake up from a fever dream

And my joints hurt at first, but after an hour I felt fine

I feel fine now but the pain has persisted for the past 7 hours now. It's not incredible pain, but it's just there y'know?

@signal seal
Batman movies trash, thoughts?

[signal seal]

Total trash

gotta throw some love for Danny Devito penguin and Jack Nicholson joker

but Christian Bale series make as much sense as a fever dream

Ben Afflec Batman I saw in theaters with friends, fell asleep 30 minutes in, woke up with 30 minutes left, and i feel like i missed nothing

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Never seen em but just by looking at em I can tell they're trash

[languid bay]

😳

[signal seal]

The crazy thing is Batman Begins is right on the front page of top 250 narrative films

even though it's got a dog shit story that makes no sense and Heath Ledger basically just talks in a strep throat voice

They rank it next to Masaki Kobayashi's Human Condition

it's just disrespectful

[sharp vale]

Mfw

I saw the new Batman trailer and thought "new actor, new edgy trashy looking costume that doesn't look good on this character, trash story"

[signal seal]

Joker was good

[sharp vale]

If killing joke was a batman live action movie, that would actually make a good movie

[signal seal]

Joaquin Pheonix absolutely murdered the role

[sharp vale]

However the Batman movies don't focus on any narratives other than action based one off stories

And the stories don't even make sense

[signal seal]

yeah exactly

hollywood has no stories just actions leading up to a conclusion

[sharp vale]

Only issue with joker is that, that technically wasn't a "joker" movie

[signal seal]

and it's usually poorly choreographed, bad CGI, bad action

[sharp vale]

If that makes any sense

It's just a movie that basically plays off the joker's logic

[signal seal]

yeah i mean, in a vacuum it's a joker movie i guess

[sharp vale]

"All it takes is one bad day"

You could title the movie literally anything else and it would still be a masterpiece

[signal seal]

Todd Philips should really make more movies ilke that

[sharp vale]

It's very ambiguous that it's not necessarily a joker movie but just a narrative

About a man with no luck

[signal seal]

yeah it's kinda crazy Todd Phillips has a very unimpressive filmography

yet managed to pull off Joker

definitely risked director jail for that i think

https://letterboxd.com/dave/list/official-top-250-narrative-feature-films/

i think this list is a little better than 1001 movies to see before you die

skip anime and US made movies and work your way top down you'll be impressed

though seven samurai is a really hard movie if you're not used to Akira Kurosowa, I wouldn't necessarily recommend it for an entry point into his movies

Human condition is also a 3 part 9 hour movie, which is 10/10 but yeah, not the best for newbies

[sharp vale]

I probably have seen 90% less movies than the average person

[signal seal]

I started getting into it around covid

[sharp vale]

I have watched so little movies when I was younger I only remember the ones that I like

I can't even list ten movies off the top of my head

[signal seal]

I mean i grew up watching Jean Claude Van Damme movies, Friday the 13th, Freddy Kreuger 😐

Adam Sandler shit

[sharp vale]

Not me

I grew up poor

[signal seal]

well we rented VHS movies

[sharp vale]

I used to live in a concrete box on the side of a mountain in some village in mexico

[signal seal]

or rewatched stuff we "pirated" from vhs tapes

[sharp vale]

I was born 2001 right

[signal seal]

oh yeah that's tough

[sharp vale]

When I was 4-6

[signal seal]

so VHS was already dying and you had DVDs

[sharp vale]

Nah

Nah

When I was 4-6 mfs had the Xbox 360

[signal seal]

eh you didn't miss much

[sharp vale]

And we were watching old 80's 90's vhs tapes

Bc that's all we could afford

My first console was a PlayStation 1 my parents bought for 50$

[signal seal]

Yeah I had an N64 i was the cool kid everyone wanted to see after school to play goldeneye 😐

[sharp vale]

I was playing on a Sega Genesis when I was 7 that we got at a yard sale for 25$ while kids had ipods

[signal seal]

my sister got me a gen 1 ipod and it broke 1 year to the date i received it and the warranty had expired that day

[sharp vale]

Tragic

[signal seal]

discman were where it was at, sure they skipped but they lasted a century

[sharp vale]

My childhood was filled with boredom

[signal seal]

childhood is overrated

your best years are ahead of you

[sharp vale]

I wish

[signal seal]

na for real

[sharp vale]

These days it's so easy to be nihilistic and negative that there's hardly much to look forward to

That's why almost everyone who's older than 16 these days is having existential dread

[desert pilot]

being nihilistic? cringe
enjoying life? based

[signal seal]

i love nihilism

[sharp vale]

Facts but it's so irritating

I just want to be happy with the bare minimum

But I can't be happy unless I'm Uber successful

[desert pilot]

nihilists when the sun is going to explode in billions of years so they dont have anything to live for

[desert pilot]

lol

[sharp vale]

I funny water mark + cope + seethe + pound sand + dilate + go tell reddit + log off + cope + touch grass + ratio + YoungBoy better"

[signal seal]

yeah i know

[magic galleon]

Betty white just died, 2021 just wanted to take one more bruh

[void slate]

Bing

[desert pilot]

aw man

[sharp vale]

DANG

[signal seal]

so far this year we've lost Peter Ventantonio and Scott Sturgeon

Hi Peter

[sharp vale]

BRUH MOMENT

[desert pilot]

https://twitter.com/BettyMWhite/status/1475880716525211651?t=JkfMj86_BI2EhFBJo1QIcw&s=19 :(

Betty White (@BettyMWhite)

My 100th birthday… I cannot believe it is coming up, and People Magazine is celebrating with me! The new issue of @people is available on newsstands nationwide tomorrow. https://t.co/kTQnsbMDGK

Retweets

13746

Likes

107795

Twitter · Dec 28, 2021, 5:25 PM

3 days ago

[sharp vale]

EVERYONE WAS EXCITED THAT SHE WAS GONNA BE 100

[exotic leaf]

SAD

[sharp vale]

AND SHE JUST PASSES

[signal seal]

Peter Ventantonio was the real tragedy

[sharp vale]

MF

[signal seal]

dont' really care about betty ngl

[void slate]

She joined Prince Phillip in the "died before becoming 100" club

[desert pilot]

queen elizabeth is next

[void slate]

But she's 95

[sharp vale]

The queen of England ain't allowing anyone to get past the age of 100

Ain't allowing anyone to outlive her

[desert pilot]

i will make sure she doesn't make it 100

[exotic leaf]

she’s hogging all the stem cells for herself

[void slate]

In fact she might die in the coming months as she has withdrawn from most public activities due to health concerns

[sharp vale]

Put the stem cells in the bag and nobody gets hurt

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/work-socks-sponebob-covering-face-krusty-krab-gif-16342671

[void slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGv8ZNjdx6s This might be her last christmas message

[sharp vale]

Exactly

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/stemcells-gif-5246308

[hard spindle]

ghost pinged eva 💀

[tame sapphire]

whomst pingest me

[void slate]

One time I had a dream that I was chatting with the queen though so I might meet her before she dies

[hard spindle]

im no snitch

[sharp vale]

Put the HEART in the bag AND nobody gets HURT

[tame sapphire]

I have logs

[void slate]

some girl but I wasn't paying attention

[sharp vale]

Overrated song

[exotic leaf]

Rando did i saw it

[void slate]

no it wasn't rando

[exotic leaf]

[thin kelp]

Jammer

[void slate]

is that man inhaling testicles

[tame sapphire]

ok WHO THE DUCK IS PAUL

[hard spindle]

I didnt but I aint no snitchy mf

[sharp vale]

Sum1 whif an anime pfp

[mental matrix]

uhh

[hard spindle]

Its paul wdym

[tame sapphire]

@mental matrix show yourself

[exotic leaf]

so a degenerate

[hard spindle]

put respec on his name

[mental matrix]

not really

[void slate]

I didn't know paul was a female name

[tame sapphire]

[thin kelp]

Raul

[mental matrix]

yeah im a female

[void slate]

you have a girl in your pfp so you must be a girl

[hard spindle]

are un da eternal sever?

[sharp vale]

We're on the same page

[tame sapphire]

you ping me and doesn't even send me a heart????

[mental matrix]

no

[exotic leaf]

wow

[tame sapphire]

or food? or a flower???

so rude

[thin kelp]

Incorrect females don't exist

[mental matrix]

❤️

[exotic leaf]

exactly post

[hard spindle]

Im trippin thought I saw u from somewhere

[tame sapphire]

ok that's fine thank you for the ping ❤️

[sharp vale]

Not on the internet anyway

[desert pilot]

@tame sapphire ❤️

[hard spindle]

@tame sapphire 💞

[thin kelp]

Real

[tame sapphire]

[sharp vale]

Factual

[void slate]

eva the green heart

[tame sapphire]

y'all are the best

[desert pilot]

frank ocean goes so hard omg

[tame sapphire]

ye cause I'm a mod at heart

[sharp vale]

No u

[thin kelp]

Thanks eva

😎

[tame sapphire]

don't let my niceness fool you

[exotic leaf]

Eva is so pretty

[desert pilot]

u2

[hard spindle]

no your the best

[tame sapphire]

you blink wrong and BAM banned

[tame sapphire]

nou

[sharp vale]

I blink wrong all the time wym

[desert pilot]

👀

bet

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

I'm an imperfect human being

[exotic leaf]

did i blink right

[tame sapphire]

always

[void slate]

The target practice is the server user

[desert pilot]

i dont have nitro i cant blink

[hard spindle]

good first blink lew. Im proud of u

[tame sapphire]

wait a second

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

my eyes don’t feel dry now

[void slate]

Claire you know your name reminds me of someone

[hard spindle]

same. unfort I dont have nitro

[desert pilot]

yeah yeah rub it in more lol

[signal seal]

Claire why are you red

[exotic leaf]

does it remind you of a sandwich

[hard spindle]

might try and get some simpy to get me nitro ngl.

[exotic leaf]

Welfare’s sister

[void slate]

You remind me of Claire Williams the woman who ruined Formula 1 Williams team @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

Fam role based

[signal seal]

😮

[tame sapphire]

There

[exotic leaf]

LMFAO

[void slate]

@north saddle

[exotic leaf]

@north saddle this u bestie

[hard spindle]

@north saddle 💀 among us man

[desert pilot]

amognus

[tame sapphire]

[craggy barn]

waiting for @glacial vector to come back

[exotic leaf]

[craggy barn]

waiting for @glacial vector to come back

[hard spindle]

shut it lew.

[sharp vale]

Post dank memes

[north saddle]

TOXIC CHAT!!!

[exotic leaf]

shut up wallet

[hard spindle]

I got the barking clip now

[north saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-cry-tears-king-crown-gif-5302586

[desert pilot]

do you have any proof you are related to welfare 🤨

[tame sapphire]

nou