💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[dark shoal]

literally me..

[signal iris]

i actually don't smoke

[void slate]

i don't smoke but I have to breath in the air that the smokers in front of me exhale

[signal iris]

weed is not my type of drug, alcohol on the other hand

[dark shoal]

im not a smoker either.. im just a red herb enthusiast....

[signal iris]

[dark shoal]

no weed, no alc etc here

[mild crystal]

alcohol tastes like shit 99% of the time

[void slate]

I also love rooibos, it's a good substitute to tea

[mild crystal]

green tea

[dark shoal]

leon looking kinda different here...

[exotic leaf]

the only alcohol i drink is either a vodka cranberry or a guiness

but i hardly ever drink

[void slate]

crapberry

[mild crystal]

actual non shit tasting alcohol fair

[void slate]

I bought 100% canadian cranberry juice and boy it tastes sour

[mild crystal]

thats cause its 100%

[signal iris]

me too, i only drink on occasion

[exotic leaf]

yeee you got the good good

not the highly processed sugary shit

[void slate]

yes

I hate the juices that say kiwi or banana or whatever but are mostly apple juice

[mild crystal]

do you man have stella in your country

[exotic leaf]

im also in my mid 20s so i feel like the whole getting shitfaced phase is over lol

[void slate]

no what is that

[exotic leaf]

ooooo stellas good

[mild crystal]

its bitter asfuck

here the only people that drink it are 40 year old dads

[signal iris]

what is stellas?

[mild crystal]

beer

[exotic leaf]

a bitter drink for a bitter bitch

[void slate]

bitter drink for bitter men

[signal iris]

the only beers i drink are carlton dry? or drought and corona

[exotic leaf]

corona taste like water to me which is a good and a bad thing

[signal iris]

p sure there was another type of beer I've had

[void slate]

do you know that bats in china drank corona beer and this caused the virus

[mild crystal]

i remember because of covid corona's sales dropped so hard now everyone and their dad drinks it

[signal iris]

beer tastes disgusting but I'm still able to drink it

[mild crystal]

kopperberg is good

[void slate]

beer gives me headaches ngl

[mild crystal]

if the point of drinking it is to get drunk drink something stronger tbh

[exotic leaf]

a Guinness poured properly from the tap is delicious

[signal iris]

last time i had beer, it was all that was available

[mild crystal]

pain

[exotic leaf]

gotta stay hydrated, thats the key

[signal iris]

i almost NEVER buy alcohol

the only times i bought alcohol is when i got drunk at home, and when i went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday

[dark shoal]

getting drunk at home..

[exotic leaf]

In my old age I prefer getting wine drunk at home

[signal iris]

had a few cocktails
one of them was called fairy floss cocktail or something

[mild crystal]

the classy way to say my life is falling apart lol

[exotic leaf]

LMFAO NO IM BEING ATTACKED

[mild crystal]

i have a perfect gif for this

opera gx load tf up

[signal iris]

cotton candy for those of you that don't know

[exotic leaf]

reminded me of fairy bread

[fringe umbra]

yooo fairy bread

absolutely vile but a staple of Australian culture

[exotic leaf]

yeah it looks like its just butter and a bunch of sprinkles

ngl id smash

[desert pilot]

disgusting

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb4uYDGBg58

first 5seconds

[signal iris]

it is NOT vile, sir

[exotic leaf]

i knew exact what that was before i played it

[signal iris]

i haven't had fairy bread in forever tbh

[fringe umbra]

yep. buttered bread and hundreds and thousands (sprinkles for Americans) served at childrens birthday parties all year around

[mild crystal]

the fact its an actual good song i find funny

[quaint swallow]

uk drill

[exotic leaf]

does it matter the type of white bread

[mild crystal]

isnt that the sprinkle bread with butter

[mild crystal]

good

[fringe umbra]

if it's not white bread purists bet pissed. any other bread just doesn't taste right imo. it's not supposed to healthy lmao

[exotic leaf]

well theres sliced white bread in a bag or theres the whole loaf you cut yourself

[crude otter]

bread is bread

bread is bread

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

literally bread and sprinkles fuck you mean recipe lmao
https://gyazo.com/7add96af0bcfe97e39715c5ad50900d5

[crude otter]

bro what the hell is that

[exotic leaf]

bro theres literally a sprinkle crust

[quaint swallow]

is it good??

[exotic leaf]

that makes me teeth hurt

[crude otter]

that is not bread

[void slate]

it's a thin cake

[fringe umbra]

store brand pre sliced. either that or wonder bread. anything else is a sin

[crude otter]

literally says bread

and this mf saying its a thin cake

[fringe umbra]

probably american

mf out here trying to justify the existence of fairy bread

[crude otter]

bro its bread

itsnot even a cake

[fringe umbra]

its a low class white trash party snack it does not need ur validation

[exotic leaf]

imagine being pressed over bread

[crude otter]

not pressed

[fringe umbra]

no i agree with this guy

[warped aspen]

panini

[fringe umbra]

you call fairy bread a cake imma put u on the cross

[warped aspen]

pancake

[crude otter]

fr

[exotic leaf]

who would call it cake lmfao what

uncultured smh

[warped aspen]

just make brownies

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-coco-cope-cannot-vtuber-gif-22252126

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-get-this-bread-praise-the-loaf-funny-get-that-breat-get-it-gif-12897456

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-phineas-and-ferb-gif-18102120

[crude otter]

bread is bad

[mild crystal]

your bad

[void slate]

bad is bread for your health

[warped aspen]

whole wheat bread is yummy

[crude otter]

who

[void slate]

le

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-sexy-buttered-smear-toast-gif-17929488

[fringe umbra]

okay also settle a debate

nutella on toast. yay or nay

[crude otter]

yay

[exotic leaf]

yes

[void slate]

yes

[warped aspen]

nae

[exotic leaf]

shut up alzon

[void slate]

Alien spotted

[warped aspen]

peanut butter > nutella

[crude otter]

ye

[mild crystal]

check dm

[crude otter]

what they said

[fringe umbra]

intersting

[exotic leaf]

PB on warm toast tho

[dark shoal]

lonely gamer spotted

[void slate]

can you show us froge covered in nutella

[fringe umbra]

no

[signal iris]

yay, but i don't like chocolate as much as i used to

[void slate]

Good

[signal iris]

humans are aliens too, smh

[desert pilot]

https://c.tenor.com/ym57Kkj0t2YAAAAM/your-mother-great-argument-however.gif

[fringe umbra]

im scarce to even call nutella chocolate at this point. its like 8% hazlenut and 92% palm tree oil

[exotic leaf]

why u gotta do that to me bro

[crude otter]

nah

[mild crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/827079452911599627/828964534256402522/image0.gif

[signal iris]

it actually slaps yo

[crude otter]

its just nutella

[mild crystal]

cope

[exotic leaf]

i only eat a PB and J if it has toasted bread

[crude otter]

smd

[desert pilot]

ayo

[dark shoal]

[exotic leaf]

wheat gang

[mild crystal]

what

[warped aspen]

😎

[fringe umbra]

okay so what is the J? is it jelly or jam

[mild crystal]

jam

[crude otter]

juice

[fringe umbra]

because jelly in australain is what yall call jello

jiggle desert

[exotic leaf]

it could be jelly or jam

[crude otter]

bro hows it feel to be upside down @fringe umbra

[signal iris]

i haven't had the superior crunchy peanut butter in forever

[exotic leaf]

or even preserves

[fringe umbra]

superior

[signal iris]

jam

[fringe umbra]

whats is the best J for the PB then?

[warped aspen]

upside down = bigger brain

[exotic leaf]

crunchy enjoyer

[mild crystal]

if you say jelly your wrong https://gyazo.com/16221ca13f29ec9f55666facc063918e

[signal iris]

strawberry jam

actually no, apricot jam

[crude otter]

jelly is annoying

[mild crystal]

the youtuber or the food

[warped aspen]

jelly and jam are two different things

[exotic leaf]

PLASMA Jelly? SORRY?

[crude otter]

yter

[mild crystal]

he fell off

[crude otter]

cause annoying

[mild crystal]

yes

[signal iris]

imagine being allergic to peanuts

[fringe umbra]

non newtonian fluid

[crude otter]

had a kid in my class be allergic to peanuts

[fringe umbra]

im alergic to prawn

[exotic leaf]

i know what plasma is

[crude otter]

no1 could have anything with peanuts bcuz of him

[signal iris]

unfortunate, prawns are nice

[fringe umbra]

i used to live in the town where the big prawn was

[hard spindle]

has he tried not being allergic?

[fringe umbra]

very ironic

[signal iris]

i go now, i drive home

[exotic leaf]

I had this girl that i worked with who was like deathly allergic to ginger. She was supposed to be a friend but snitched on me to my boss over some wack shit and i def had thoughts of just smearing her prep table with ginger

[signal iris]

[void slate]

Look at this very interesting map

[hard spindle]

bro was ready to commit murder 😭

[exotic leaf]

homegirl really showed my boss texts of me complaining about my boss being abusive lmao

[desert pilot]

holy fuck

you really considered murder

honestly i would too lmao

[void slate]

squints eyes

[exotic leaf]

i mean it wouldnt have killed her just stuck her with piles of medical bills

[fringe umbra]

u know u can put cyanide in ppls coffee and it wont taste any different

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

I see you've read Agatha Christie

she worked as a pharmacist and kept writing stories about men being poisoned

[exotic leaf]

did you know you can completely dissolve a body in a rubber maid container and it wouldnt be affected by the chemicals

[hard spindle]

bruh why tf u considering ginger? pull up on her and send her to jebus

[fringe umbra]

beat them to death with a frozen leg of lamb and cook the lamb to dispose of the murder weapon

[desert pilot]

did you know im inside your house

[void slate]

Cyanide is a short name for @desert pilot Cyanide

[hard spindle]

come kiss me then

[fringe umbra]

breaking bad has taught me this only applies to some containers. polyethaline not polypropaline?

[desert pilot]

you will have to find me

[exotic leaf]

ginger = her being sent to the emergency room

[void slate]

kiss the homies goodbye

[edgy zealot]

Gaming

[void slate]

Peter

[hard spindle]

to indirect and not enough. traitors must be made an example of

[hard spindle]

kiss me goodnight then peter imma sleep

[mild crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915008055110938636/916054079191535636/200_1.gif

[exotic leaf]

im pretty sure its polypropaline that does work

[void slate]

I can see the gga under the blur

[exotic leaf]

i love your energy

[mild crystal]

close your eyes

[fringe umbra]

nah just put him in the bathtub im nure nothing wacky or uncharacterisitc will happen

[mild crystal]

respectfully

[void slate]

Whitney Houston disagrees (||she died in a bathtub||)

[hard spindle]

no one has ever said that to me b4. NO i love ur energy stranger on the interent

[exotic leaf]

no I LOVE U

[desert pilot]

i love everyone here

[exotic leaf]

Whitney the real plug

[void slate]

I LOVE U IT"S THE BEST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET< SHARP AND ALSO ROUND

[fringe umbra]

no horny chat i swear to cowboy CHRIST

[exotic leaf]

oh?

[desert pilot]

i love you :)

[prisma rapids]

I see no horny here sir

[exotic leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfT_0swDv2E

[hard spindle]

NO I LOVE YOU MORE (bro u aint wanna make this a competiton accept and move on)

[exotic leaf]

jokes on you i dont know any better shut up i love you mostest

[exotic leaf]

this is why i dont post on tiktok

[void slate]

Here's the space cowboy you're looking for

[mild crystal]

oh your one of those following 5000 people 0 posts people

this guy bro

[exotic leaf]

yeah i be talking too much shit to post myself lmao, only 500 tho

[hard spindle]

I am stubbern I luv you more I will die on this hill

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-clash-royale-firecracker-wholesome-gif-23978142

[mild crystal]

scheduling tiktok uploads

[exotic leaf]

i wanna be the hill u die on i love u morest

[hard spindle]

Nvm I love potassium more I have instantly given up. be better next time smh

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

I love you the most though 🥵 dm me

[exotic leaf]

im shattered

[mild crystal]

homie winning

[hard spindle]

ikr shes winning hard hes so hot

[quaint swallow]

wish i was winning

[hard spindle]

shoulda been as hot as potassium

[fringe umbra]

chat

chat

im seeing some horny here

[exotic leaf]

sorry my pfp isnt good enough for u

[fringe umbra]

dont make me start antoher fucking crusade

[mild crystal]

become the horny police

[quaint swallow]

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

90% of anime pfps im calling you out rn

[quaint swallow]

what

[mild crystal]

d

dw

[quaint swallow]

who was anime pfp need to confirm

[exotic leaf]

you

[mild crystal]

in general

[hard spindle]

urs screams u have a 3 inch pp not intreseted

[quaint swallow]

rude

[exotic leaf]

this is the worst day of my life

[tidal brook]

😦

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-peachcat-mochi-peachcat-hug-pat-gif-19092449

[hard spindle]

randolando took to many Ls in this server. its time for someone else to take my Ls

I have chosen you lew. you will be new randolando

[exotic leaf]

i can always count on u

[mild crystal]

[quaint swallow]

[hard spindle]

[exotic leaf]

okay changed it

[hard spindle]

💀 u actually did

im weezing

[void slate]

changed what

[exotic leaf]

[heavy coral]

prepare for trouble

[void slate]

New Randonaldo is the best girl

[hard spindle]

and make it double

[mild crystal]

do you have nickname change perms for other people

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[hard spindle]

ayo for u anythin

yo wtf bro how tf I been outclassed by my own replacment 😭

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

randolando will one day not take an L

[exotic leaf]

i think i have some perms but im not going to use them

[quaint swallow]

based

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

New Randolando has a girl pfp it's clearly a girl

[exotic leaf]

women moment

[fringe umbra]

how do u have perms? what even r u?

[mild crystal]

new randolando already winning now you have a bigger L @hard spindle

[quaint swallow]

yeah what if theyre just a fan of the girl and its not actually them???

[exotic leaf]

Im Welfares sister

[hard spindle]

randolando will never stop taking Ls

[mild crystal]

fam role flex

[quaint swallow]

same role as xqc

[hard spindle]

can we have a welfare voice reveal?

[fringe umbra]

SIMP MODE:
ACTIVATED [X]
DEACTIVATED [ ]

[hard spindle]

im also a girl if u close ur eyes 🥵

[void slate]

I want to talk about how genetic engineering created glow in the dark aquarium fish

[void slate]

a girl from behind

[exotic leaf]

bioluminescence be wild

[hard spindle]

yessir 😏

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-bonk-dog-hit-head-stop-being-horny-gif-17298755

[exotic leaf]

youll have to ask him

[hard spindle]

bioluminsence was one of my projects for microbiolgy lol

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

I sucked at it bc I suck so bad at bio chem

[void slate]

I wish aliens were glowing in the dark

So we wouldn't have trouble finding them

[hard spindle]

halogenoalkanes are like carbons who wanna feel special

[quaint swallow]

maybe they are

[exotic leaf]

my sim got abducted by aliens last night

[hard spindle]

have they tried not being bad

[mild crystal]

he do a little tomfoolery

[exotic leaf]

to be fair she did make contact so i didnt feel bad

[void slate]

Same

[hard spindle]

I dont feel bad for her I feel bad for the aliens that gotta deal with her

[exotic leaf]

i still need to make my peter household

[void slate]

My zodiac sign is cancer fyi

[mild crystal]

https://gyazo.com/1803cb24bc133773720d85f30fda85bd
https://gyazo.com/28ec1bf7e122b3ebf20b475c1b527112

[exotic leaf]

omg mine is too what

[void slate]

you can give him science career

[mild crystal]

nah he tweakin

[exotic leaf]

Welfares always based

[hard spindle]

duality of welfare

[hard spindle]

peter famous sceince?

[void slate]

what are your thoughts on social welfare

[mild crystal]

was gonna say runs in the family but that would make your day even worse

[hard spindle]

she apart of the randolando fam now 🥶

[heavy coral]

randolando

[mild crystal]

iced out

[void slate]

New Randolando was founded when the british came to north america to create new british

[hard spindle]

I imagine ur iced out tbh. idk the excessive drill pfp and banner makes me thing that

[hard spindle]

I am not british put some respect on my name

I did the unobtainable I colonized britian 🥶

[void slate]

you can't say colonized without colon

[thin kelp]

Oi you got a license for that

[hard spindle]

Thats bc I have sever colon malformitys

pls help peter I will die of death soon

very many pain

[exotic leaf]

no its a compliment lmao

[void slate]

Here have a snack

[hard spindle]

I am going to block you for this one

[void slate]

lol

it's real snack though nothing to see here

[hard spindle]

bro who tf eatin collon cream 😭

[exotic leaf]

then our sims can be in love

[void slate]

Japan 🤷‍♂️

[hard spindle]

japan is my new target

[exotic leaf]

ayo?

[hard spindle]

If they creatin shi like colon cream they fully deserve it imo

[exotic leaf]

i didn’t see anything

[hard spindle]

not even imo its a fact. who tf makes a delecious af candy and goes colon cream

[mild crystal]

nothing like a glass of milk and colon cream

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/883722050382991370/caption-1.gif

[hard spindle]

I will reap ur soul

[void slate]

colon cream made me think of shaving cream

[exotic leaf]

milk drinker moment

hot girls only drink oat milk

[void slate]

it's their oat of office

[mild crystal]

do you drink oat milk

[hard spindle]

colon cream makes me thing of that sticky white colon sectrion wrapped in poop and I hate it

[hard spindle]

I think ur thinking of femboys

[quaint swallow]

🤤

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

hot girls are secretly femboys?

[exotic leaf]

you’re right girls aren’t real

[quaint swallow]

always have been

[hard spindle]

I could be ur femboy fragle 🥵

[quaint swallow]

😳

[void slate]

it reminds me of that one scene in naked gun

[hard spindle]

girls arent real bc then where would pee be stored if pee is stored in the balls

[hard spindle]

wtf is naked gun ahah

[void slate]

a very good comedy series

[exotic leaf]

i only drink piss

[hard spindle]

I will watch bc u said so

[hard spindle]

AYO WHAT BRO!?!?

people wildin out here

[void slate]

There's a delivery truck waiting outside

[exotic leaf]

finally my delivery came!

[mild crystal]

that reminds me of an ig post on my feed some girl punching then farting on a mannequin then in the comments "im pretty sure people pay for that" 💀

[hard spindle]

ayo what

[exotic leaf]

i know exactly who you’re talking about people simp in her comments all the time

[mild crystal]

i cant find the video

are you talking about the one where she screeches at the end

[hard spindle]

people simp in my comments all the time 🥶

that is a lie I have only one instantgrammifcation follower

[mild crystal]

yooo you have new raider and seasoned raider 🥶

[hard spindle]

wait actually thats a lie I have 2

[hard spindle]

Dont tell the big people or they will take away my power to have bad takes and be toxic. its quite a skill

[exotic leaf]

nah im talkign about the redhead to bites it and shit too

[mild crystal]

send me the link i might know what ur talking about

[void slate]

Let's imagine a party right now. Which of the people in the picture would you be?

[hard spindle]

send me the link when u get it

[mild crystal]

based on the fact im a dude and not an alien neither

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-go-to-horny-jail-bonk-doge-cheems-gif-17582752

[hard spindle]

I am all of em

[hard spindle]

yo who tf it horny jail if shes not hot

[void slate]

homie jail

[exotic leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJrTpsiL7w

[hard spindle]

thanks 🙂 I hate this

I will now not be sleeping soundly

[exotic leaf]

anything for u ❤️

[mild crystal]

that was the screeching part i meant

[void slate]

take some melatonin

[mild crystal]

dumbass threw a whole ass tree at it im rolling

[exotic leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXcuDAv7Ss stfu im listenin to Vordt of the Boreal Valleys ost

[mild crystal]

https://gyazo.com/23de8979981b8f6d20348bced2c3ac2f
https://gyazo.com/0775a50bc3b3c99bd1af71a0139f1d69

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

I cant

[mild crystal]

im done

[exotic leaf]

IMDECEASED

[hard spindle]

be alivent

[exotic leaf]

no

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-snap-emoji-crying-gif-22298553

(I am too poor for nitro pls laugh)

[exotic leaf]

same

ill be beggin dec 18th

[trail citrus]

stop leaving me on read, i thought we were besties

[mild crystal]

ill gift no sus

[quaint swallow]

i gift nitro for mod

(not bribe)

[trail citrus]

already have it sorry

[quaint swallow]

not u u cant make me mod anyway

[hard spindle]

gotta find some random discord dude to give it to me

[trail citrus]

i can put in a good word

[exotic leaf]

bestie moment

[trail citrus]

(no i cant)

[hard spindle]

yeah but caddince can make u feel cool and good about urself which is more valuble

[exotic leaf]

^ yes

[hard spindle]

wheres my gift huuuuuh?

[exotic leaf]

candeez best mod ❤️

[hard spindle]

now he will make u feel not cool and not good

u have encured his wrath. what have you done

[exotic leaf]

idk im just Randolando

Nickmercs set up is wild i cant get over it

[hard spindle]

She is fake randolando do not listen to her. randolando would never have such a normal pfp

[exotic leaf]

normal- that cut deep

[hard spindle]

No offense but lets compare our pfps for a sec which looks more normal 💀

[dark shoal]

why is there another r*ndolando

[exotic leaf]

[dark shoal]

i knew lewshifer was no good...

[hard spindle]

I am multiplying

[exotic leaf]

Lew too sussy

[hard spindle]

mitosis and that

[dark shoal]

well lets get to subtraction

[hard spindle]

its okay randolando I luv you

[exotic leaf]

i luv you randolando

[heavy coral]

3 randolandos - john = wim

[dark shoal]

cope

[heavy coral]

all in favour of this theory say I

[hard spindle]

I

[dark shoal]

I am blocking all randolandos

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

Thought u didnt have nitro. Lied to me

[exotic leaf]

Welfare gifted me nitro cause im the best sister

it runs out dec 18th

[hard spindle]

that implys theres a simbling heirachy

[hard spindle]

Hope he gifts u again

[exotic leaf]

i hate asking him

[dark shoal]

i will gift u nitro if u stop being a randolando

[hard spindle]

@ welfare

give ur sis nitro or else

[exotic leaf]

I love being a Randolando i feel like i’m an all powerful being

[hard spindle]

this is how I feel every day

[dark shoal]

nitroless randolando or nitroful lewshifer..

[hard spindle]

Until the crippling lonlyness (GAME I CANNOT SAY HERE) addiction kick in

[exotic leaf]

weedstiny

[hard spindle]

stonedestny on xbox was a good time

diffrent time

[void slate]

I'm back. Did I miss anything.?

[hard spindle]

u missed spending time with me 😜

Bc I am maybe probably actually probably not trying to start the sleep ritual and will maybe fall asleep in 4 hours

[void slate]

My sleeping pills are kicking in so I'm gonna go in a few mins

[hard spindle]

gn peter luv u 💖

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

This spider lives in my room. What should I call it?

[exotic leaf]

Timothy

@mild crystal

[hard spindle]

randolando. so i can always be with u :0

[solid badge]

parker

peter and parker,man and spider

[signal iris]

whaa, i didn't know you could change your nickname here?

[hard spindle]

shes welfares sister so she got some speical perms ahaha

[signal iris]

hmm

[cold nebula]

Arcane Memes

[carmine jewel]

i'm pretty sure vi WANTS to dominate

[hardy mesa]

??? cant link to server

.invite

[carmine jewel]

hold on

[hardy mesa]

.player1

[carmine jewel]

OH NO

[mild crystal]

• fucking dies *

[carmine jewel]

not that command

[carmine jewel]

mhh i'm actually confused what you meant

[hardy mesa]

i wanted to see player count

[signal iris]

F

[quaint swallow]

guess i need therapy

[exotic leaf]

[exotic leaf]

[quaint swallow]

[mild crystal]

average fresh playlist enjoyer https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1pSgOAWsJskrjw0EUqMCxQ?si=e6a9c6ae57794950&nd=1

[warped aspen]

thats not a spider

huh, i was wrong

daddy longlegs are actually spiders

i always thought they werent

Pholcus phalangioides

oh there's also a kind that's not a spider

but the one in that picture is a spider

Phalangium opilio is the one thats not a spider

or Mitopus morio

[solid badge]

ok but cait was actually so hot in arcane

[warped aspen]

^not spiders

the correct generic term is "harvestmen"

they have only one body section and only two eyes

unlike spiders

[queen osprey]

wwwwwwwwwwwhooooooooooooo the fuuuuuuuuck askeddddddddddddddddddddddd

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spheal-with-it-sannnnnnnes-gif-7199061

[exotic leaf]

Alzons a spider

[quaint swallow]

🕷️

[solid badge]

sure can see your emote

[quaint swallow]

yeah its not mine

[mild crystal]

someone already donated 50 dollar for the ship? do i get all the previous rewards when i donate 50?

[thin kelp]

spending money for cosmetic you see for only 10% of gameplay

[exotic leaf]

okay i’m changing my name back

[thin kelp]

How

[exotic leaf]

[thin kelp]

please bestow this knowledge

[queen osprey]

be a red name

is the answer

or a green name

[thin kelp]

🤚

I am OK

[queen osprey]

nice

[vestal aspen]

e

[exotic leaf]

i’ll always be a randolando in my heart

[long tundra]

Then why have none of you done it

Eva's a cyan name

[queen osprey]

?

[long tundra]

Are you stuck with the region tag?

[queen osprey]

no

[long tundra]

[queen osprey]

kinda

but no

i can remove it

but head mods need it

[long tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-neat-picture-camera-gif-17934157

[exotic leaf]

do you get the region tag from registering

[waxen ocean]

bruh

[queen osprey]

yes

[waxen ocean]

no links but yet they could post a link

like what

🤸🏽‍♂️ 🦽 🏌🏼‍♂️

[queen osprey]

whos they

only donators/giveaway winners can post links

[waxen ocean]

.

Im too broke to donate

[queen osprey]

[round dagger]

I dont like des tiny

Cuz the bot wont let me say j like it

[versed remnant]

why darwins evolution theory still stays as "theory" not laws ? like become darwins law ?

[exotic leaf]

yellow moment

[fringe umbra]

law implies that there is a definitive, certain, indisputable answer to a question. theories like the "big bang" or "evolution" are currently the most logical proposals he have for the answers to the questions

but currently there are too many variables to be able to know for sure that our understanding of evolution si exactly 100% how it all played out

[wet inlet]

yeah science downfall is that they're so fucking considerate they 're never 100% sure about something

thats how the fking flat earthers can latch on and say theres still a chance their insane thinking has any merit.

[fringe umbra]

so barring the invention of a time machine, evolution will remain a "theory" forever. fueling the ire of evangelicals for decades to come

[wet inlet]

have u seen that Kurzgesagt video about how dinasour looks like ?

[fringe umbra]

but laws are laws because they have been/can be actively tested under a number of conditions to outright prove the legitimacy of the claim

[mild crystal]

Me trying desperately to sleep
My brain:
https://youtu.be/wF3xyLJ4-YA

[fringe umbra]

not yet. its on the list

[wet inlet]

its crazy how we all look at modern rendering of a dinosaur based on their bones, and it might actually be 100% completely false.

[fringe umbra]

wasnt there some ire when jurassic world came out, because they werent using the most up to date science to make the dinosaurs

they head feather or some shit irl and the movie ones didnt

[wet inlet]

probably nostalgia bait because the original design was iconic

esp the t-rex

[fringe umbra]

and the raptors

[wet inlet]

yayaya

understandable tho, Hippopotamus do be looking crazy and there's no way anybody would think a skull look like that actually has that kinda face on top like it is

ahamkara lookin' as's

[mild crystal]

GOOOOOOOD DAMN IT

[wet inlet]

same

[onyx schooner]

dont care + didnt ask + pay to play content you paid for multiple times

ghost ping

[mild crystal]

you do the same thing with the funny bungee game

[onyx schooner]

bungie game does not have a subscription service??

[mild crystal]

thats valid but ur game suk

[onyx schooner]

ur invalid and you smell like beef

[mild crystal]

u smell like onions

[wet inlet]

onion smells good

[onyx schooner]

i'd go more with lavender sorry

[mild crystal]

you would go for it but in reality ur still a stinky onion

[onyx schooner]

ok EGGBERT

[mild crystal]

take that back onionene

[onyx schooner]

no

[mild crystal]

yes

[open panther]

a car in the staff parking lot of my school had a bad dragon sticker on it

[short idol]

The fact that this was a category in my wrapped is my 13th reason

[lament isle]

among!

[wet inlet]

Take a pic u wont

[open panther]

i saw it yesterday, not at school rn

if i see it tmorrow i will\

[wet inlet]

pog

[torpid trout]

bruhh

isolated

[open panther]

im coming nuggz i will keep you company

[torpid trout]

thank

[lofty vapor]

Is acd/o for pvp

Good I mean

[onyx schooner]

probably should ask in the dustiny 2 chat, but, yeah it ok

[last marsh]

Does anyone have a link to a Bluetooth 7.1 surround sound headset?

I’ve been trying to find one for almost a year

If anyone has a link, feel free to dm it to me

[high wasp]

i typed 7.1 surround sound headset into amazon, are the ones there like gimmicky and fake or something

[signal iris]

based reply

[flat talon]

[void slate]

Love for Wook TM

[exotic leaf]

[thin kelp]

wtf

[ashen vapor]

does anyone want tro run a round of amoungus?

dm

[languid bay]

daily reminder that Xiao is trash because he is anemo

also kazuha better

[amber wigeon]

imagine being a xiao main

[queen osprey]

imagine being a main

[languid bay]

I regret being xiao main, so trash

like my existence

[void slate]

I'm thinking about alien lizard humanoids again, Mayo should come and hit me with his hammer of anti insanity.

[exotic leaf]

it’s those damn sleeping pills

[void slate]

Yeh it has to be

And sleep deprivation I guess

[exotic leaf]

i’ve been trying to sleep for 2 hours now

[hard spindle]

mmmm gammer

[amber wigeon]

hu tao enjoyer 👍

[mild crystal]

asks a question to literally anyone
assholes on discord: “use google”

[hard spindle]

use google

[exotic leaf]

use google

[velvet quest]

Ass

[hard spindle]

wow u changed ur name dont talk to me not randolandi

[exotic leaf]

what are you talking about

[hard spindle]

I -. randolando becomes cripplingly insane part 3

[exotic leaf]

you’re just imagining things silly

[hard spindle]

I am sorry for false claim randolando. I luv you me

[trail citrus]

[mild crystal]

lol

[exotic leaf]

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jeremy-elbertson-jermadumptruck-dumptruck-ass-sus-guy-gif-23962081

im not gonna lie

jerma is hot

[void slate]

Gammer nazi

[void slate]

Germs are hot

[desert pilot]

no they're not!

[exotic leaf]

yes they are

[desert pilot]

i forgot you were still the new randolando

i forgor

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-i-forgot-i-forgor-gif-22449575

[desert pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878251674051960862/916215416995581962/jermaspin.gif

[velvet quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-remember-rember-i-rember-i-forgor-i-forgot-gif-22695316

[hard spindle]

I am the land land

this is not what my name references

but at this point it is just another part of rando lore. land^2

[desert pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731577199244738620/808332287253938236/image0.gif

[void slate]

Laminar flow 😌

[exotic leaf]

you’re the best part

[void slate]

Admire this majestic example of perfectly flowing water.

[hard spindle]

Ayo bro 😳

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-clash-royale-firecracker-wholesome-gif-23978142

[void slate]

0/10 image does not contain laminar flow.

[desert pilot]

:(

its just a cute clash emote

[thin kelp]

Would smash ngl

[desert pilot]

same

[thin kelp]

Crying in the club rn

[desert pilot]

why do you think i play clash royale 😏

[hard spindle]

bc ur bad at everythin else?

[desert pilot]

sure

[desert pilot]

AYO

[void slate]

Grabbing your wallet so you check if you have everything.

[quick hearth]

(plus my keys)

[void slate]

Truth

[quick hearth]

Oh

[languid bay]

lul

[void slate]

If you ever thought Bob Lazar was telling the truth just look at this video https://youtu.be/Jl2356IOTrY

[hard spindle]

who?

[fringe umbra]

heelo chat

went to get in my car to find this on my workbench

there is an IED in my garage

[smoky matrix]

oh no

what will it do

[fringe umbra]

I do not know

it may belong to my housemate, but I haven't a clue what it does

[smoky matrix]

should hit it with a hammer and find out

[fringe umbra]

well she did put her mystery scifi shit on my crafting table so maybe

[void slate]

Alien nutjob

[hard spindle]

so u?

[desert pilot]

open it

[fervent light]

Yeet it

[fringe umbra]

it is bolted shut. presumably to contain the explosive components

[fringe umbra]

the explosive components render it too heavy to yeet

[desert pilot]

is your housemate like a terrorist or something

[hard spindle]

^

[fringe umbra]

might as well be with her shitty attitude

[turbid igloo]

DUDE MEPHIS GOT 152 AND OKC GOT 79 POINTS

WTF

[void slate]

I bit my tongue today and it hurts, what should I do?
A - nothing
B - play video games
C - nuke Antarctica

[mild crystal]

c

[smoky matrix]

C is clearly the wisest option

[turbid igloo]

B

[hard spindle]

a b and c

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth hi

[void slate]

Santa is coming @exotic leaf

[hard spindle]

why does me look kinda like he touchea kids

[void slate]

Sus

[gritty ocean]

what is the burn this week?

[languid bay]

The true santa

[high parrot]

I call my mother santa claus cuz she calls me a ho-ho-ho

[void slate]

I want a make a statement to the aliens.

If you exist, make an ice cream sandwich orbit Jupiter. I dare you.

Otherwise I'm putting this story to sleep

[shrewd vigil]

End

[languid bay]

Hashiresoriyo Kazenoyouni Tsukimiharawo PADORU PADORU

[shrewd vigil]

[languid bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/704076033443233792.gif?size=96

[hard spindle]

bad bc bad

[quaint swallow]

literally everyone just uses lethal tempo now in league

👍 balance

[void slate]

👍

[turbid igloo]

Guys I got a reshiram and a zekrom in pkmon go
AND AND
GOOD IVS

[high parrot]

Imagine still playing that trash

[smoky matrix]

imagine going outside and being active while having some fun at the same time

[void slate]

Imagine touching grass

[midnight prism]

I couldn’t catch a perfect IV reshiram and a 13/15/15 zekrom (I tool that shows me the IV of Pokémon I encounter). I hit all but 1 ball on both, all with gold razz

[nimble granite]

Hey

[exotic leaf]

i’m scared

[hard spindle]

sanata isnt real. if he was real he woulda got me my gift of free head

[quaint swallow]

u want head from santa ??

🤨

[quaint swallow]

[gritty ocean]

what is the trials map this week?

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[languid bay]

[hard spindle]

u dont?

[quaint swallow]

not particularly

[hard spindle]

damn u missing out

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

hello randolando

[exotic leaf]

Hi randolando

[hard spindle]

lookin very cute today me number 2

[exotic leaf]

you’re looking even cuter

[void slate]

You're cuter than aliens from Jupiter

[hard spindle]

thank you randolando

[hard spindle]

pls delete this

[void slate]

I refuse

[hard spindle]

imma have to delete u now peter

[exotic leaf]

peter deserves better than that

[void slate]

I came up with a way to clear my mind of alien conspiracy theories

I told the aliens to make an ice cream sandwich orbit around Jupiter

[hard spindle]

has it happened?

[void slate]

Of course not

[hard spindle]

so ur bad at talking to aleins got it

[void slate]

lol

Honestly it's just fiction pretending to be reality.

[hard spindle]

nawh aliens exsist ur just bad at convincing them

[quiet walrus]

Sounds like a skill issue

[void slate]

lmao

[hard spindle]

issue of skill

[void slate]

NASA is looking for human flight directors. Would you apply?

[hard spindle]

no bc there not daddy bray

[keen zephyr]

@wind axle mentioning here. Prime Resurgence is active right now. So most of the prime frames are out to grind.

[wind axle]

True, it's still on a rotation tho

Ion even know when the stuff I want is unvaulted

Is there like a schedule or somethin

[keen zephyr]

yeah there is.

[wind axle]

Got a link?

[keen zephyr]

one moment

[cold nebula]

Playing The Forest until the Dungeon

[queen osprey]

boom roasted

[hard spindle]

the forest 2 when???

[languid shoal]

Baku is literally a meaningless phrase/word

I hate that people still use it

[dire herald]

@ashen vapor I saw those

[ashen vapor]

?

[dire herald]

[cold nebula]

No idea if it is in development

[hard spindle]

it is looks sick

[cold nebula]

Damn

[hard spindle]

check the trailer. its called sons of the forest

[cold nebula]

Will do

[exotic leaf]

dead chat everyone’s getting kissed

[hard spindle]

yeah sucks to be lonley take that randolando L

[exotic leaf]

i’m never lonely when i have you

i’m keeping this name forever

[hard spindle]

I feel very honered randolando. I am never lonley with u. I will luv u as long as u r me

im to egotisicial to love other people just the rules

the randorules

[exotic leaf]

who needs others when we’re randolando

the perfect being

[hard spindle]

real randolando moment luv u randolando

[heavy coral]

I also luv randolando

[exotic leaf]

i love us we can make a new civilization

alphas only

[quasi tartan]

those who think they are alphas are actually the omegas of real society already, so that would be a real gift =D

[hard spindle]

sorry cant come to randoland. ur a beta man

ur beta randolando

[exotic leaf]

y r u so mean to me

[hard spindle]

bc I cannot edate myself and it makes me mad

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

i can be substitute no sus

[exotic leaf]

wow fake friend

blocked

[mild crystal]

12 year olds on snapchat lore

[hard spindle]

notice how u didnt say unfriended? bc I never added u 🥶

[hard spindle]

12 year old snapchat lore is putting on ur story dont hmu only real ones know

[mild crystal]

"mains know who they are" 💀

[exotic leaf]

this was my thirteenth reason

[hard spindle]

think we skipped a few steps. Was i all reasons 16-19?

[hard spindle]

bro stop ur giving me flashbacks 😭

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

yo why tf yo emojis so thicc 😭

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

you irl

[exotic leaf]

[normal fern]

Ok stop, discovering Frank Ocean is too good yes

[desert pilot]

frank ocean is goated

[normal fern]

I didn’t expect this level of substance tbh but yeah so so good

[desert pilot]

whenever tyler and frank make a song together its heat

[thin kelp]

100% jammers

[desert pilot]

blonde is a banger album

[normal fern]

So far Blonde is prolly my favourite, ”White Ferrari” is on repeat. The single ”Chanel” so good too. You can tell he’s a perfectionist.

[thin kelp]

the first track i listened to was "thinking bout you" from channel orange

[exotic leaf]

good song

[thin kelp]

you bet it is

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

when chat dead

[exotic leaf]

literally

was going off last night

[mild crystal]

why chat dead

@exotic leaf

[dapper pawn]

I need a back 4 blood discount

60 aint it

[exotic leaf]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

screenshare sims if good

[high parrot]

I agree, 60 not, 40 is for sure

[exotic leaf]

no too scared

[high parrot]

Act 1

Bar room blitz

Best encounter

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

https://gyazo.com/32886f21bf06da4a5c56cd634ec4c0d4

shitters really let me buy a whole ass virtual machine and then basically told me "no lol"

[high parrot]

What is this even?

[mild crystal]

i am trying to buy a virtual machine so that i can use it whilst afk macroing thrallway

since it is external from my main pc i can play other games with no negative effects whilst its running

[crimson walrus]

server doesnt work

[high parrot]

You do realise afk thrallway doesnt work properly anymore, right?

[mild crystal]

yes it does lol

vesper radius

[mild crystal]

i know ur a sims chad

https://gyazo.com/809dfa4cf2aa5c40276bad7da6055fd6

[exotic leaf]

y u gotta call me out like that

[mild crystal]

thats a good thing wym

[hardy mesa]

discord buggin?

navist please fix?

[turbid igloo]

😦

[mild crystal]

@crimson walrus we like fortnite?

https://gyazo.com/8ed84339a17633147a9f445ed49eeffa finally

[static helm]

why cant I access any VCs?

discord break or something?

[vestal jungle]

dunno im having the same issue

[static helm]

welp lets check the discord server status

[errant crater]

VCs went bonk, they are down for DTG, r/d2 and this one

you can stay in a preexisting VC but cant join

[static helm]

huh wth happened?

discord just have a heart attack?

[ripe spire]

aye man if you run out of butter what else can i put in a pan?

[errant crater]

no idea, but VC went bonk

[errant crater]

oil

[ripe spire]

bet

[errant crater]

wont have the same taste but it works just as well

[exotic leaf]

dead chat

[thin kelp]

random image + words = album type pic

[static helm]

dang VCs still broken

[mild crystal]

it be like that on Fridays and Saturdays

[remote jackal]

ok glad im not the only one who cant join vcs lol

[exotic leaf]

[inland root]

Will i get banned if i share my server

[static helm]

yes

Luci will smite you if navist doesnt get to you first

[inland root]

[static helm]

as I was saying?

one of em is always lurking

typically luci

[inland root]

How do i broadcast and share then

How to get people on your server

[static helm]

GO-LIVE vc

[inland root]

Wait this isnt google

[static helm]

:/

[inland root]

Jk

[static helm]

no shit sherlock

[thorny dome]

bruh anyone have the bug where they cant join the vc or am i the only one

[static helm]

yeah we all do

pingoosa was asking earlier

[inland root]

What did you mean join vc@static helm

[static helm]

you asked about streaming or something

[inland root]

Oh no like sharing my server

But its ok

[thorny dome]

shit is wierd

[static helm]

tbh I feel like someone locked the VCs cuz not a single other server is having issues

not to mention nolo somehow was able to get into go live after it locked

[thorny dome]

yea idk i can join the vc on anyother server but this one

i was in it before left to update my chipset drivers and when i tried to rejoin it wouldnt let me

[static helm]

yea I asked navist and he just shrugged it off saying it was discord even though not a single other server is having issue and discord status show nothing as far as VC bugs go

[thorny dome]

i asked him too but ill just wait see if fixes

if navist doesnt know how to fix then it is prob just a discord issue

[static helm]

yeah I mentioned it was just this server and he never responed afterwords

almost feel like someone was puting nolo were he belongs and he paid navist to lock the damn vcs

[thorny dome]

nah thats just dumb, navist wouldnt do some shit like that

[harsh quartz]

Commas are important.

[mild crystal]

hello

[thorny dome]

hey navist if it aint prob can i get my roles back and trusted whenever you have timea

[harsh quartz]

Trusted isn't a visible role.

DON'T LEAVE THE SERVER TO TRY AND FIX THE ISSUE.
DON'T LEAVE THE SERVER TO TRY AND FIX THE ISSUE.
DON'T LEAVE THE SERVER TO TRY AND FIX THE ISSUE.
DON'T LEAVE THE SERVER TO TRY AND FIX THE ISSUE.
DON'T LEAVE THE SERVER TO TRY AND FIX THE ISSUE.

[thorny dome]

yea but i left and rejoined to see if could fix the issue i think i lost the trusted memeber

well i was just trying

[static helm]

okay every VC except AFK is locked

coincidneace?

[harsh quartz]

They always have been.

....

Jesus.

[vestal jungle]

gwen u stupid

[harsh quartz]

What roles did you have.

Just dono?

[static helm]

well yes but it shows an unlocked varient of the lock when you can join

[thorny dome]

Donator, giveaway

[harsh quartz]

I don't want to search for it.

[thorny dome]

thanks navi

[static helm]

even then this is the only server that is having this issue

[thorny dome]

im sure sooner or later it will fix itself

[static helm]

its been like this for what almost 2 hours now pingoosa?

[vestal jungle]

i woke up 2 hrs ago

so could be longer

[thorny dome]

shit ive been outta the vc for only 30 mins

[static helm]

yeah this was when I originally mentioned the issue

[thorny dome]

it fixed

[static helm]

wtf it did but im hearing people join a vc when i aint in one tf

[harsh quartz]

Definitely one of the dumbest things I've seen said in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk in a while.

[exotic leaf]

who’s nolo

[thorny dome]

some guy

[exotic leaf]

helpful thanks

[harsh quartz]

[exotic leaf]

[near hill]

When you realize you don't have trusted

[near hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

[exotic leaf]

there’s been worse things, i asked how to get region role

[near hill]

OMG

Rip

[queen osprey]

you want one?

[near hill]

Imma guess you're not talking to me pat

[queen osprey]

what are you trying to get

[near hill]

Trusted. Seems about as rare as a PS5 nowadays.

[queen osprey]

what are you talking about

[near hill]

Don't you trust me pat? I'm a pretty trustable person.