💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

i fucked up. had almond milk with two burritos and i can feel my stomach dying

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

nut milk with the bean bag

[void slate]

What pretty eyes, what pretty eyes.

[languid bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/408901001836494849.gif?size=44

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

[wind axle]

do people not play reach firefights anymore

[languid bay]

[hardy mesa]

apperently nwh is on the 16th for my theater

i live in iowa

[steel helm]

I caved and purchased a month of Nitro and get that free month too

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

what game to play this other game i plau has a toxic community

[steel helm]

[edgy yarrow]

Crypto atm

[void slate]

Can anyone confirm?

[smoky matrix]

my cat fell off the couch today so if she is an alien she's pretty dense

[mild crystal]

i demand cat pics

[languid bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-dimden-dance-ballin-gif-22734022

[dire herald]

@slim turtle favorite album?

[mild crystal]

Mfw bot deleted my message

[languid bay]

rip

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[languid bay]

awww

die from cuteness hngggggg

[exotic leaf]

omg layered cats

[dire herald]

My profile picture

[exotic leaf]

my cats being so needy rn

[iron bobcat]

when will servers be back up

[edgy yarrow]

12min

[hardy mesa]

cant stop listening to arcane ost

[mild crystal]

they look so floofy

[exotic leaf]

help somebody give me something good to binge watch while i do homework today

[void slate]

Handmaid's Tale

[steel helm]

That's heavy

[exotic leaf]

honestly i watched the first season of that and thought it was boring

[quaint swallow]

dont distract urself while doing hw

[void slate]

The first season is most slow paced, things get wilder in the later seasons

Although it also gets very formulaic

[exotic leaf]

dont tell me what to do

[quaint swallow]

just trying to help

[exotic leaf]

with my hot bean juice nothing can distract me

[runic helm]

While holding a gun

[exotic leaf]

bean juice go brrrr

[quaint swallow]

what is hot bean juice

[exotic leaf]

coffee

[faint ferry]

https://youtu.be/Tua7aK6Y7NY?t=96

oshit dawwwg

[void slate]

Does Warframe vault content?

[torpid trout]

https://youtu.be/vdrn4ouZRvQ @trail citrus we grind

[real dirge]

They invented the content vault

[void slate]

Those bastards

[real dirge]

They also have to deal with a community market as well

Vaulted primes shoot up in price because they aren't obtainable

I spent 4k hours doing trading in wf

[languid bay]

1 day after 2nd vaccine, I'm start to feel sick

[exotic leaf]

yeee its not fun. I had the worse back pains all day, and slept 85% of the day

[void slate]

I wish I could just buy from all the merch stores at once

nasa, valve, kurzgesagt

[exotic leaf]

i have the comfiest nasa hoodie

[void slate]

I have nasa||l spray||

[warped aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nataon-dimden-mr-potato-cat-gif-22527953

[wet quarry]

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

What do you think of strange matter https://youtu.be/p_8yK2kmxoo @exotic leaf

[torpid trout]

Back on the YouTube recommended

He’s on the loose

[desert pilot]

any1 tryna hop on halo infinite

[thin kelp]

Damn if only

I'm at a doctor appointment

[void slate]

Do you have a special ninja doctor

[torpid trout]

Yes

He specializes in chiropracting

[languid bay]

I can feel the symptom before fever, I feel cold

and muscle sore

[exotic leaf]

i had no idea this was a thing

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/themoreyouknow-more-know-gif-4483207

[exotic leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNbYGl89UUowy8oXkipC-Q cool YTer

[thin dirge]

Oop

[exotic leaf]

this quark likes being pulled a little bit too much

[torpid trout]

Hol up

Well you are giving him more energy while you use energy to pull him

Thus you are making him…a little too excited

[exotic leaf]

yeah you like that you little quark? you like that energy?

[void slate]

What type of quark are you?

[thin kelp]

Top quark

[void slate]

Spoiler alert ||Only up and down quarks are stable enough||

[exotic leaf]

Top Quark

[warped aspen]

top kek

[exotic leaf]

only up and down are valid

[void slate]

so that's why life has ups and downs

[warped aspen]

[void slate]

fun fact - the word "quark" makes me think of polish word "skwarki" which means greaves

[exotic leaf]

[thin kelp]

Like greaves you wear?

[warped aspen]

peregrine quarks

[void slate]

I meant more like these

[warped aspen]

?

[thin kelp]

HE WILL LIVE OFF TUBES
BECAUSE OF TEXAAAS

[warped aspen]

that looks like pork

[thin kelp]

Grease my kinda seasoning

[warped aspen]

use sparingly

[thin kelp]

I'm sorry sounds like you're saying use more

[warped aspen]

so youre saying you dont know how to cook without relying on overuse of unhealthy macronutrients

[exotic leaf]

look like lardons

[desert pilot]

:(

[fervent granite]

ah yes we love eating maggots

[desert pilot]

who doesn't

[dire herald]

[trail citrus]

[exotic leaf]

[trail citrus]

[thin kelp]

Unhealthy? My doctor (cousin brand) says a cholesterol a day helps you live A- okay

[gray laurel]

uhhhhhh lemme see if the logs stay after I report them. They're bot accounts, it's not spam from actual members

Discord nukes the message when you bot report them, so. Trust me ig? I don't have receipts

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

oh yeah its time

[void slate]

Postninja you make the best captions for my images. Here's a cookie 🍪

I wanted to write that earlier but it's my delayed response

[trail citrus]

I wish, gotta wait for the server version to update

[desert pilot]

😔

but like

were 1 step closer

[void slate]

Fun fact - next month James Webb telescope will launch
Not fun fact - it will take several months after launch before we get any images

[gray laurel]

Woulda been sooner if they hadn't dropped it

[void slate]

Even worse fact - the mission might fail and we might end up getting nothing.

[desert pilot]

what is the worst fact

[exotic leaf]

[desert pilot]

meatball you say

im pretty hungry

[void slate]

it must have been the swedes

with their meatballs

[desert pilot]

i don't like sweden but god damn they make good meatballs

[exotic leaf]

weird colored meatball

[desert pilot]

indeed

[exotic leaf]

https://www.shopnasa.com/collections/plush/products/celestial-buddies r u kidding me

[desert pilot]

also it seems to be 2 dimensional

[exotic leaf]

im sobbing and crying theyre so cute

[desert pilot]

they are very handsome little guys

[thin kelp]

🍪

[exotic leaf]

https://celestialbuddies.com/collections/plush/products/complete-set-of-buddies

[thin kelp]

Pluto

[exotic leaf]

and Polaris

[fervent granite]

[void slate]

What planet is this

[desert pilot]

the one we don't talk about

[exotic leaf]

its called a "Black Hole Stuff Sack"

[void slate]

good night, sleep tight, don't let strangelet bite

[exotic leaf]

[trail citrus]

[thin kelp]

Planet PoPo

[mild crystal]

1

[iron forge]

earth in 50 years

[timid sluice]

account got hacked

sorry about the ntiro thing

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400457268065337344/915362429767147550/video0-2.mov

[sharp arch]

New Yorkers Christmas carol

[harsh quartz]

497950075536801803

[exotic leaf]

is you from new york even

[thin kelp]

Do you have a big black puffy 😳 jacket 🧥 even?!

[warped aspen]

and timbs

[exotic leaf]

EVEN?

[snow vigil]

@blazing terrace ok, and?

[mild crystal]

dead chat

[exotic leaf]

rip chat

[torpid trout]

ME LOOKIN FOR WHO ASKED

[fervent light]

Is 02:47 att night my freind msg my ey yo are your sleeping the fuck

[warm iris]

[quasi tartan]

Hey, he said that it is late, okay? Dont you expect proper sentences at that time of day ^_^

[sly haven]

🐸

[quasi tartan]

whew that was a quick uninstall for Halo ... just casually wanted to play my first game, downloaded, started, "sign in with xbox", uninstall 👀

i love games with double signup trash that is required to play at all =)

[exotic leaf]

[quasi tartan]

Play time: 2 minutes 👀

[timber lichen]

@karmic quarry is a cry baby blocked me for no reason

[languid bay]

oh god, I feel like my body is destroyed from inside from this 2nd vaccine, my headdddd

This is more hurt than my fever

[young nexus]

how do i inv my friend to the server every time i try it wont send

[hardy mesa]

the second shot seems to be the worst for most peeps

[quasi tartan]

I had Biontec about 4 months ago and only the arm hurt a bit for a day. It however felt like some strong reaction, like to a rusty nail.

[exotic leaf]

2nd shot was really rough for me

[wind axle]

I have been hired

They put me on kitchen staff

The vein thrombosis is slowly deepening

[quasi tartan]

At first I wanted to say "but wait what .. that's unhealthy", and then I saw [NA] 👀

[wind axle]

Region tags broke

I'm live in Asia

[quasi tartan]

oh alright so i guess it aint much better there for the working class ._.

"you are sick? too bad, no money and we'll find someone to replace you, bye"

"What do you mean, you lost a leg. Is the other not working anymore either? Well I guess we need a different person for the construction site then. Bye" 👀

On a different serious and more supportive note, good luck getting better and well again.

[open panther]

imagine having symptoms on your second shot

simply just get good

[smoky matrix]

Told you you had it :D

Congrats

[thin kelp]

Skill issue

[abstract yacht]

What one did you get? I got AZ for 1st and 2nd - 1st I was kinda sick for 2 days, but only at night before bed, 2nd I had no bad reactions at all, went home, had a nap and felt great

[versed remnant]

omicron coming

[quasi tartan]

You mean the Xi variant 👀

Okay actually, it would be Ny first, and then Xi.

[languid bane]

sequel ⁉️ 👀

[high wasp]

they skipped nu and xi

[void slate]

I understand xi but nu?

[languid bane]

they also skipped deez

[thin kelp]

[smoky matrix]

HUGE

[wet lichen]

bonk

[midnight prism]

Anyone have tips on how to go to sleep efficiently

[indigo epoch]

Close your eyes

[midnight prism]

Thanks

[void slate]

Just 50 billion of these transactions and you'll be a billionaire.

[thin kelp]

Shouldn't be too hard for a mogul like me

STONE OCEAN EPISODES ARE NOW LIVE

NETFLIX HAS THEM. ALSO IF YOURE BROKE THEYRE ON A CERTAIN SITE ENDING IN .SI

[desert pilot]

oh cool

[thin kelp]

Yes very pog

[desert pilot]

12 episodes damn

might have to check it out

[languid bay]

1st = sinovac, 2nd = astra

[void slate]

Playing video games, are we?

[exotic leaf]

no we’re watching the great British baking show

[barren dagger]

[teal temple]

@mild crystal my home

[barren dagger]

wholesome craft

[mild crystal]

cute home

[teal temple]

also casually flexing owning a cape in Minecraft

[barren dagger]

was gonna say why the first screenshot

[teal temple]

am legacy member so i get free cape

[high wasp]

Doesn't every account made before like last week get it or only legacy accounts

I have legacy account so idk

[teal temple]

odst moment

[teal temple]

yes we are legacy, so free cape for all of us

[high wasp]

Oh I thought legacy meant like pre Mojang

A capes a cape

Looks good on my cayde 6 skin

It's a lot easier to get diamonds now I found like 10-12 in 20 minutes of walking around. The new caves are so cool looking

The aquifers are epic

[void slate]

Battlefield 2042

[high wasp]

#gambit

[fading pine]

its ded

gambit lfg ded

[high wasp]

that doesn't mean post in every channel

[royal stag]

[void slate]

Gambit died with Cayde

[stark niche]

ratio

[teal pilot]

ACTUAL MANSION

https://tenor.com/view/evanit0-evanito-evan-anime-cosplay-uwu-gif-23310858

[tame sapphire]

I am banning you

[urban heron]

OwO

[granite umbra]

there is no way this can go wrong

2 C dmg 2 atk%

[queen osprey]

fodder

[iron bobcat]

heyo im looking for friends to game with anyone up?

[desert pilot]

what games tho

[teal temple]

fit's pretty well tbh

[desert pilot]

oh yeah

looks great

[teal pilot]

HEY HEY

O_o

[void slate]

Guess who else looks great? ____

[tame sapphire]

your mom!

(did I do this right?)

[wind axle]

i did your mother right

[tame sapphire]

oh thank you

[wet quarry]

i got a vex

yay

and it goes to my vault with other 2 vex i had

[teal pilot]

How was it?

[teal pilot]

#💬destiny-chat

[wet quarry]

[teal pilot]

Literally read description of #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[barren dagger]

https://c.tenor.com/ym57Kkj0t2YAAAAM/your-mother-great-argument-however.gif

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-great-argument-however-megamind-your-mom-yo-mama-gif-22994712

[barren dagger]

he has the bigger gif, frick

[hard spindle]

thats not the only thing thats bigger 😳

[barren dagger]

[hard spindle]

Appreantly we cannot say the des and ends in tiny word

I made funny joke but no longer just regular rando sus instead

[exotic leaf]

[barren dagger]

[exotic leaf]

[harsh quartz]

@vestal jungle They are removing the Dinkyitems mod so all those 1 space items are going to go big again. Should clean your inventory out.

[pseudo prawn]

hello

[harsh quartz]

Yes.

[pseudo prawn]

Anyone here that knows discord very well? i need to find a message from someone i dont know

[mild crystal]

power really went out while i was shitting

[exotic leaf]

poop causing power outages

[solid badge]

????

[fresh saffron]

???

[pseudo prawn]

what

[fresh saffron]

There is a search option above maybe that idk

[pseudo prawn]

doiesnt work on what i want

[solid badge]

if the person dm-ed you and you deleted,no way

until you found em again or dm-ed you again

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/9ddwxST.jpeg

another easy win in the books

[last marsh]

I love the Genshin in this chat

[torpid trout]

https://tenor.com/view/rule1no-genshin-impact-no-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-goku-doku-ssj-gif-22463785

Ur breaking the rules

Stappp

[last marsh]

So what. Its an off topic chat

Is that SSJ1 Goku as well?

[torpid trout]

Ur breaking the rrruulleezzz

[last marsh]

SSJB is a bad transformation

[torpid trout]

Can’t u read

[queen osprey]

reading is optional in this chat

[last marsh]

True

[torpid trout]

I don’t abide by that

[queen osprey]

who asked

[torpid trout]

Ur mother

[torpid trout]

Goofy

[queen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/askers-spongebob-memes-bruh-gif-21147050

[last marsh]

F YOU RANKBOT ALL I WANNA DO IS SEND A GIF

[torpid trout]

Donate 5$ then

A simple price for salvation

[queen osprey]

or win a giveaway

[last marsh]

I never win Giveaways

I always lose them

[queen osprey]

yeah with that attitude

[mild crystal]

just

donate five doolar

[glacial grove]

me and the bois in VIP

[torpid trout]

Just befriend Navist, he give giveaway for free

Don’t go begging now

[exotic leaf]

VIP is full of weebs

[high parrot]

True lmao

[high parrot]

This is also true

[void slate]

I have some ice cream for you, it's ||pickle and jalapeno|| flavored

[wind axle]

pickle peno

[languid bay]

[dark shoal]

me waiting for berkut to go to the toilet so i can steal his house's electrical wiring

[teal pilot]

That’s a scary place

[desert pilot]

its only weebs and LoL players

[exotic leaf]

thats it you’re going to jail

[exotic leaf]

and the neko arc

[teal pilot]

I got a fucked up Potato Head pic, wanna see?

[exotic leaf]

im going to regret saying yes

[desert pilot]

omg im so thankful i misread what you said

[teal pilot]

[last marsh]

I have my Youtube Dislike counter back

[teal pilot]

I had to get mine with a script lmao
I miss it

Scammers calling this a W since there’s no dislikes

[last marsh]

I have mine with a Chrome Web Store extension

Removing the dislike counter is a terrible idea

The dislike button acts as feedback for content creators

[half veldt]

can any1 help me study for my gov test

[granite umbra]

i need help studying for my covid test 😭

[desert pilot]

can someone help me study for the prostate exam

[void slate]

there are machines that help with that

[mild crystal]

what

[exotic leaf]

Quizlet.com is a great website for studying

[void slate]

Fun fact: The asteroid that likely killed off dinosaurs landed in ||Mexico||

[dire herald]

epic

[edgy yarrow]

[sharp sage]

If you can name the branches of government you are smarter than like 50% of the us

[thin kelp]

judicial, presidential, legislative

[granite umbra]

he used google

[sharp sage]

That's wrong

[granite umbra]

[thin kelp]

ok mr poli sci

[woeful tiger]

Sorry for bothering but i have no clue where else look for - how I change my region from NA to EU in my nickname ?

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[granite umbra]

its actually executive, not presidential fart smella

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sgtcoffee-gif-21179473

[sharp sage]

The feature was disabled, should come back eventually it's just cosmetic so don't worry

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dimden-cute-cat-mean-gif-22892687

[woeful tiger]

Thanks for info

[long tundra]

Mhmm. The executive branch at the federal level is the president, but at the state level it's the governor, for example

[open panther]

why is wilbur soot in my top 5 artists listened this year

im not into the dream smp I swear

[long tundra]

Sounds like you answered your own question there, m8

[hard spindle]

bc your bad

[stray sail]

not as bad as mine ig

[spring sundial]

new pc where can i make life long friends lol

[exotic leaf]

reddit

[open panther]

my number one spotify playlist this year was yung nugget

[trail citrus]

reddit is a terrible place

[open panther]

don't listen to this person

[trail citrus]

^^^^

[exotic leaf]

[trail citrus]

Wyoming knows

[exotic leaf]

shut up candeez

[open panther]

who's candeez

[trail citrus]

[open panther]

all I know is candice

[trail citrus]

banned from my mc server

[exotic leaf]

wow

[open panther]

nooo

[trail citrus]

[open panther]

I will give you 4 iron bars if u don't ban me

[exotic leaf]

its okay wyoming i still love you

candeez is fake you cant trust him

[trail citrus]

step it up wyoming, ill have an iron farm

[open panther]

[trail citrus]

you cant tempt me so easily

[open panther]

4 gold bars

[trail citrus]

[open panther]

I played my top song 890 times in 2021

[trail citrus]

how do u see this

[open panther]

I only really listened to it for the first couple months of 2021

[open panther]

spotify wrapped

if ur on mobile it should be o your spotify home page, idk abt pc

[trail citrus]

im on pc

[stray sail]

My top playlist was future funk for future funk

[exotic leaf]

im top 4% of all playboi carti listeners lmao

[trail citrus]

bruh

[stray sail]

[open panther]

get good

[open panther]

I'm top 0.05% of louie zong listeners

[dire herald]

i was in the top 0.005 of my top artist

[stray sail]

I listened to 587 different artists apparently

[exotic leaf]

same mine was like 530s

[open panther]

genres or artists

[stray sail]

[open panther]

I must have missed it i only saw genres

[exotic leaf]

1. Playboi Carti 2. PinkPanteress 3. Lil Uzi 4. Gag 5. Memo Boy

[stray sail]

but I only listened to 30 different genres this year

[dire herald]

no one here would recognize any of my top 5

[exotic leaf]

drop it anyway

"Kawaii future bass" lmao

[stray sail]

weird genre name I know

Stuff slaps though

[dire herald]

1. Erroll Garner / 2. John Coltrane / 3. Wayne Shorter / 4. Ramsey Lewis / 5. Tina Brooks

[trail citrus]

okay just got done with mine

prepare for pic spam

[exotic leaf]

uh oh we got a jazz lover

[dire herald]

i had 112k minutes listened to in jazz

[stray sail]

less go

[high wasp]

John Coltrane hidden indie artist

[dire herald]

my 5th most listened to music genre is called Doo-Wop

[stray sail]

moe shop and ev.exi

[dire herald]

1rst is Bebop of course

2nd Jazz Funk ooooooh

[stray sail]

No acid jazz?

[trail citrus]

I went to school and had several classes with Illenium’s GF, fun fact

[dire herald]

lol i listen to some acid jazz

[open panther]

nvm I was blind, the number was 1080

[exotic leaf]

wheres all the marty robbins fans

[trail citrus]

And here’s that, kinda wack

[hard spindle]

yeah but hes not me so = not famous

[trail citrus]

oh ok mb

[open panther]

the font for that slide was so bad

[stray sail]

ayy a lo-fi and chill pop lover lessss gooo

[trail citrus]

yeah they messed that thing up

[open panther]

christian music

[trail citrus]

[open panther]

what even is that

[dire herald]

thats a banger

[open panther]

lofi beats was my #1 as well

[trail citrus]

bruh its just like, music proclaiming God lmao

[exotic leaf]

Flyleaf is a Christian band lmao

[stray sail]

my lofi/chillpop playlist is 8 hours long

[hard spindle]

I forgor the d tiny word isnt allowed

[open panther]

you forgor 💀

[exotic leaf]

poopstiny

[hard spindle]

you forgor

[trail citrus]

yeah as you can see i listen to like edm dance music and lo fi

[stray sail]

💀

[trail citrus]

even though ive never been to a rave or anything

still like the edm music tho

[exotic leaf]

i mean edm has like a billion subgenres

[high wasp]

I went to a Marshmello concert in some amusement park I forget which one

[stray sail]

According to spotify my sound aura was mostly happy and bold what the

[open panther]

wtf is djärv

[stray sail]

[stray sail]

djärv is bold in swedish

[exotic leaf]

that one marshmello music vid with the dog makes me sob uncontrollably

[open panther]

oooo

[stray sail]

I mean future funk is basically happy vaporwave without electronic synths so I understand why

[hardy mesa]

this hawkeye show mid as hell

[open panther]

the most useless avenger has a show now?

[hardy mesa]

yeah

it sucks too

[hard spindle]

hawkeyes so gud though

he can like shoot arrows

and sometimes he shoots arrows but rlly rlly hard

and sometimes they explode

[hardy mesa]

hawkeye would be better with a certain electric bow

[stray sail]

hawkeye is just another peak human but now one who can aim good

[exotic leaf]

have any of you played Myth War before

[open panther]

hawkeye the thrallwayer

[trail citrus]

i play good games only, sorry (like skyrim)

[open panther]

would've been cracked in infinity war and endgame

only if it has the catalyst tho

[exotic leaf]

stop breathing

youre taking up too much air

[trail citrus]

[open panther]

@exotic leaf why are you red

[trail citrus]

cuz she's Fam dummy

(she's Welfare's sister)

[stray sail]

I only play good games (like league of legends)

[open panther]

nepotism

[exotic leaf]

bro what lmao

sorry im related to him idk what you want me to do about that

[hardy mesa]

this shit is so mid, loki was decent but marvel should stick to movies

[open panther]

t'was a joke I dont care

[exotic leaf]

tell me how much you care

i bet you care so hard

[open panther]

AMOGUS

[high wasp]

Marvel movies be like "sarcastic remark" "witty response"

[open panther]

10/10 story telling, take all my money

[exotic leaf]

marvel movies be like "im gonna be good" and then they never are

[winter verge]

Could be worse, could be a DC movie

[urban otter]

@crimson stag Hello Jiub

[exotic leaf]

Superhero movies in general are hot garbage

[quaint swallow]

just dont watch them

[urban otter]

ezpz

[exotic leaf]

I dont

[urban otter]

will you help me punch the Heart of Lorkhan

[quaint swallow]

good

[exotic leaf]

[quaint swallow]

[high wasp]

aah

[fringe umbra]

ok chat i need advice

[quaint swallow]

shoot

[exotic leaf]

sup bestie

[fringe umbra]

on this job application, theres a spreadsheet i can fill out to list my availablity

do i, or do i not, draw a cock

[exotic leaf]

job application

[quaint swallow]

depends, do u actually want the job?

[exotic leaf]

do you actually want the job

[quaint swallow]

jinx

[exotic leaf]

jinx guess you gotta kiss me

[fringe umbra]

its at a bowling alley, so kinda, but its one of those "specifically for kids birthday parties" bowling alleys, so kinda not

[quaint swallow]

😳 yo chill

[exotic leaf]

i just wouldnt fill out the app, seems more counter productive than anything if you arent actually interested

[fringe umbra]

mr govt requires me to fill out 20 job appllications a week to remain on benefits

out of the 20, theres maybe like 10 id actually enjoy

[quaint swallow]

do u actually have to accept the jobs to remain tho

[fringe umbra]

not one has called me back, and ive been doing this for months

[quaint swallow]

[fringe umbra]

you get penalised if you decline one without a good reason

[quaint swallow]

ah well

[fringe umbra]

not an issue for me as no one has called me tho 😎

[quaint swallow]

do u actually want a job tho???

[fringe umbra]

i would like a job. i quit my last one because severe mental health issues caused by working there. so a job where that doesnt happen would be nice

[quaint swallow]

i wish u the best in finding a job that u enjoy or at least can tolerate

[exotic leaf]

what would you be doing at the bowling alley? \

cause i mean it sounds like it be a lowkey job but kids are gross

[fringe umbra]

thank u fren <3

[void slate]

@exotic leaf I was going to order some stuff from nasa but...

1. all the apparel is sold out
2. cheapest shipping is 40 usd

[fringe umbra]

they usually lst all the stuff, but if they dont i assume its just kind of everything. work the till. spray the shoes. wipe the pizza grease off the joysticks in the arcade

[mild crystal]

ty for not being the only person that thinks 90% of kids are annoying asfuck

[quaint swallow]

bowl

(usually)

[exotic leaf]

Fragle i stg

[void slate]

@fringe umbra Do you know of any merch stores with fun stuff? I can't find anything interesting to buy

[void slate]

What does stg mean? Shake the guts?

[quaint swallow]

sweat to god

[exotic leaf]

shake those guts peter

[quaint swallow]

wait not sweat

[exotic leaf]

or else

[fringe umbra]

of those 90%, a good 50% are a result of poor/lazy parenting

[mild crystal]

that is true

[fringe umbra]

i dont really buy merch tbh. wouldnt know where to start

[mild crystal]

what server is blushgun from

i need

[exotic leaf]

i mean honestly if it pays okay and you have barely any interactions with customers i would taek it

[void slate]

this couldn't have been prince Andrew. He doesn't sweat. He has a medical condition that says that he didn't do it.

[quaint swallow]

i dont get the reference

[exotic leaf]

im asking if ican add u rn @mild crystal

[void slate]

It's about his connection with ||Epstein|| and how he made a clown of himself in a public interview.

[exotic leaf]

imabout to try out the sims 4 multiplayer mod

[void slate]

Goodnight, fellow attorneys. See you in court.

Sleep tight, don't let the disappointed parents bite.

[fringe umbra]

update: i did not draw a cock

[quaint swallow]

[exotic leaf]

[fringe umbra]

wheres my reddit gold

[quaint swallow]

dont take that emote ist my nft

[fringe umbra]

mine now

[exotic leaf]

new nft

[thin kelp]

pic goes hard, feel free to screenshot

[onyx schooner]

ty

[thin kelp]

deep fried and ready to die

[hazy nebula]

@mild crystal, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[fringe umbra]

ew

[exotic leaf]

i’m gonna apply

[warped aspen]

apply ointment to receding hairline

[exotic leaf]

stop don’t look at it i’m self conscious about it

[proven valve]

[thin kelp]

i made my profile pic 3d lol
kinda scuffed but ill fix it 🙂

[willow ermine]

idk if I can LFG for another games here, but I'll ask, anyone wants to play BFV with me?

i'm warning you, I'm pretty new to this one

[frosty wasp]

poop

[last marsh]

I looks good so far

[warped aspen]

100% scuffed

[blissful jolt]

I'm here N.

[thin kelp]

thanks 🙂

[last marsh]

No problem

[exotic leaf]

it looks great bestie

[thin kelp]

[exotic leaf]

[pale barn]

is saving nft to desktop illegal?

[wind axle]

nft moment

[fringe umbra]

nothing is illegal if u never get caught

[fringe umbra]

yoooo. this looks gooooood

[languid bay]

abyss in genshin in 2021: 1 maguu genki
abyss in genshin in 2030: 20 maguu genki

[warped aspen]

[warped aspen]

0when someone turns your profile pic into a nft

[languid bay]

my hutao nuuuu

[thin kelp]

thanks homie

[vestal ember]

has anyone seen stone ocean

[serene blade]

🪨 🌊

[void slate]

I should not browse reddit in public lol

[royal stag]

dont lmao

[dense rivet]

can we ban @hazy nebula

[rancid geyser]

You should have stole his girl

💯

[thin kelp]

A couple episodes, why

[rancid geyser]

I haven’t even finished golden win yet

[rancid geyser]

ok Sonics fan

[thin kelp]

Lmao imagine still being on part 5

[trail citrus]

shes far out of my league bro

[rancid geyser]

Anything is possible candice

ok

Thanks bot

[rancid geyser]

bro that’s because you are too good for her

[trail citrus]

oh okay yeah facts

[rancid geyser]

you are far out of her league

💯💯

[mint otter]

discord mod vs really good music artist

[rancid geyser]

Brb boutta go listen

[mint otter]

kek

[rancid geyser]

lets see if that’s fax

[mint otter]

I gotchu

[trail citrus]

i mean i really like his music

i can understand why he got a girl like her

[mint otter]

she cute af

and hes got pog music

[trail citrus]

yeah, youre right on both of those

[mint otter]

hell yeah

[thin kelp]

Anyone here play ffxiv

I just did a group duty for sastasha, and other than doing what the hall of the novice training taught me I had no idea what was going on

I just followed the people without the leafs over their heads lmao. The only thing I'm not sure of is how the treasure coffers work. It seems you can greed, or pass certain items.

The party moved on so I just clicked some random stuff and caught up with them

At the end I got a couple pieces but they're not even equippable on monk/pugilist lmao so wtf is going on

we beat it thankfully, so if anyone can tell me wtf just happened and how this works or link me to something that does I'd appreciate it

[void slate]

I love @hazy nebula

[languid bane]

no you dont

[void slate]

I love @bronze plume

[teal temple]

wtf is this spawn??

it get's better, new cave update bopin

[void slate]

Lol I had a vision of Minecraft today

[high wasp]

this is the ufnniest skin ive ever seen

[trail citrus]

join my server when it opens

[high wasp]

sure, im already playing with like 6 people on another server as well

[queen osprey]

POPULAR

[trail citrus]

wow yeah flex on me a bit more

[hard spindle]

caddince has the mod eddietheyet in his mc server. damn hes kinda popular 😳

[void slate]

Crying

[wind axle]

Simply message her and become buddies with him instant win

[trail citrus]

she probably doesnt remember me

[wind axle]

Invite where

[wind axle]

Crin ge

[trail citrus]

i was a nobody in hs

[thin kelp]

stop stallin

[trail citrus]

if you wanna join you can, if ur serious

[wind axle]

Fair enough

Is it vanilla

[thin kelp]

No it's pretty kinky

[wind axle]

Oooo

[thin kelp]

[trail citrus]

its mostly vanilla but just a few plugins to help out

[wind axle]

Pogu

[void slate]

Pogu pogu

[hard spindle]

frost caddince mc crib colab when?

[void slate]

Now

[teal temple]

minecraft server where??

[desert pilot]

caddinces minecraft server

[dark shoal]

im going to invade caddince's minecraft server

[smoky matrix]

good

[queen osprey]

lets grief it

[void slate]

Grief is for the weak

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/eNoHBbw.png

https://i.imgur.com/U0G533P.png

shhh

keep it a secret from the others

[hard pond]

league queue times are something else

8 minutes for a spellbook game. cool

[mild crystal]

minecraft with no mods ?

[teal temple]

Ye

[mild crystal]

why no mods

[lusty coral]

yo

[tropic shore]

probably because it's 1.18

[mild crystal]

i forgot minecraft still gets updated

[tropic shore]

yeah

[strong copper]

hi

[void slate]

hay

[tropic shore]

hay

[languid bay]

I have been waiting for The New War for eternity

[blissful grove]

Finessed

[void slate]

Is for horses

[tropic shore]

true fact

[modest kraken]

Can someone tell me what this is

[smoky matrix]

bunger

fear

[signal iris]

@wet inlet re village was good, wym?

[wet inlet]

village is over the top dumb re5 stuff

too bad since 7 was so good and grounded

[void slate]

I liked 7

[wet inlet]

lady d was a cool antagonist

until she turn into this dumb huge dragon that flies around

[void slate]

😳

I guess the designers thought welp we have to make her evil somehow

[wet inlet]

i feel weird about capcom lmao they hit it so good with Monhun World and DMC5

RE2R was like GOTY

i honestly hope this year psychonaut 2 wins GOTY

and village crash and burn

village and RE4-like formula dont work anymore, and RE2R was huge steps into the right direction

Village was like " you guys remember how good was RE4 ? REMEMBER ? " yeah well why dont u give me RE4R then huh

[dark shoal]

from what i saw i think maybe i'd like it

im enough of a big re4 gamer to enjoy something similar once more

i'll probably get around to playing it some time

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bugsnax-bunger-bunger-my-beloved-bunger-bugsnax-gif-19836808

[wet inlet]

[mild crystal]

Free img perms

[hollow thunder]

primal hardwere

[signal iris]

you're wrong tho

ibwasnt excited about re8 bc first person resident evil, and i hated ethan
then i played it, and loved it and loved ethan

[wet inlet]

didnt know a person can be wrong for having an opinion

i just love to poop on village and RE3R

overrated trash

[long tundra]

What, is this your first day on the internet?

[mild crystal]

Ye that happens in this server

[languid bay]

internet realism

how do I build 2 abyss team?
Ayaka, Diona, Barbruh, X
Hutao, Zhongli, XQ, Y

just got my c1 hutao recently so xiao lost his job

[signal iris]

i completed the game on normal and unlocked the infinite magnum and went to ng+ on the highest difficulty

[dark shoal]

infinite magnum
kek

Calm Down Gamer

[signal iris]

you just gotta fully upgrade it and then spend challenge points to make it infinite ammo

[dark shoal]

i remember when i first did fully upgraded red9 in re4

so based..

[signal iris]

re8 is NOTHING like re5 wym?

[dark shoal]

if it was anything like re5 i'd have 100+ hours in it already..

any true re5 gamers in the chat

[signal iris]

i don't remember what weapon i fully upgraded on re4, all i remember is that i bought the chicago typewriter

im a sheva main on pc re5

[dark shoal]

based..

im a chris gamer, midnight wesker for mercs

played stars wesker for a while but i didnt like

[wet inlet]

that team 2 would be pogging if u have albedo kek

[wet inlet]

there are 2 type of players, the type that enjoy RE5 6 village and RE3R. I myself prefer the slower RE1 , RE 2 , RE0, RE Code Veronica, and RE2R.

if u want haha boom boom u do u dude.

[dark shoal]

big ol cope

[wet inlet]

oops forgot 7. 7 started amazing but then the final boss fight with jack was lame af

[mild crystal]

wtf is Christian music

[wet inlet]

also capcom should remake chaos legion you cowards

[exotic leaf]

doesn’t know about carti

[signal iris]

he coping HARD

[signal iris]

hey it's u from luna's server

[exotic leaf]

hey it’s u from lunas server

[dark shoal]

me being big brain enough to enjoy wildly different RE games

[wet inlet]

i just dont like a big zombie dragon flying around knocking down castles fits into my horror atmospheric vydia game

capcom thinks those set pieces are good meanwhile Mr X was 10 times more scary and effective as a boss

wearing a trench coat and a hat.

or jack walking around with a shovel.

[languid bay]

but my lady

[dark shoal]

10 times more scary and effective as a boss
for you

[mild crystal]

exactly

[wet inlet]

taste diff ngl

[dark shoal]

go off oomfie...

[dark shoal]

Who will give this man nitro..

[desert pilot]

not me

[void slate]

not me either

[wet inlet]

imagine being poor

[void slate]

imagine not donating

[wet inlet]

bruh i dont feel the need to flex my godrolls in #💬destiny-chat

however if donating get me into those LFG faster, now we're talking.

[dark shoal]

dont poorshame little devoider..

[mild crystal]

https://gyazo.com/2b8cf83fc4f5df54b7c6f8b951ca915c
my phone is dead fuck me

[languid bay]

charge it

[dark shoal]

hahaha i hate paypal

every time i use it..

[wet inlet]

have paypal call you

[void slate]

but his phone is dead

[wet inlet]

talk to them

maybe its gonna be a gurl phone operator

[wet inlet]

landline

[exotic leaf]

[dark shoal]

nobody has landline bro

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

show me what you got rn

[mild crystal]

no shot someone in this server that doesnt listen to classical music or lofi exclusively

[wet inlet]

travis scott

[void slate]

This was the only apparel that wasn't sold out and looked okay, I got some pins and badges etc, as well as a plush puppy

[mild crystal]

i feel like black on that tshirt would look better than blue

[exotic leaf]

we’re besties now

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

I have to say Crew 3 has boringest logo so far

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Travis Scott is that a whiskey brand

[wet inlet]

you cant lie his apology meme is lit.

[exotic leaf]

it’s hilarious

but his rap career is average at best

[void slate]

This is the best apology https://youtu.be/Adx3puNuSnQ

[exotic leaf]

does nickacado have an apology video

[wet inlet]

apology videos are so good gotta keep em coming

[void slate]

You haven't lived in 2021 if you haven't made an apology video

[wet inlet]

bruh that crip mac video is fking hilarious

[exotic leaf]

honestly tho trisha paytas best apology videos

[wet inlet]

if u guys havent seen it

trisha paytas

[exotic leaf]

https://youtu.be/hyWpcy8lIIs mood

[desert pilot]

you guys wanna see my spotify wrapped

[wet inlet]

Man i really should have nikocado’s crying as my ringtone

The autotune ones too

[exotic leaf]

yes

[exotic leaf]

my spotify wrapper is the same thing almost every year

[wet inlet]

Kanye

[exotic leaf]

playboi carti has been my top artist for the last 3 years

[desert pilot]

lol

[wet inlet]

Any doja cat enjoyer ?

[desert pilot]

no

[exotic leaf]

Mac Demarco is very good vibes

[wet inlet]

Aight im going to bed

[desert pilot]

yeah i love mac demarco

[exotic leaf]

no i love doja i wish she could step on me

[desert pilot]

salad days is so goood

[reef vessel]

your mom

[wet inlet]

[desert pilot]

heres this too

[signal iris]

wait, you can swear here?

[desert pilot]

yeah

[void slate]

fuck yes

[mild crystal]

yes

[languid bay]

fuck my life

[exotic leaf]

phuck

[desert pilot]

puck

[void slate]

duck

[exotic leaf]

suck

[desert pilot]

yup

[exotic leaf]

wow you ruined it we couldve kept going

[desert pilot]

sorry

[void slate]

lorry

[desert pilot]

couldn't think of any uck words

[void slate]

you broke it again

[exotic leaf]

im going to kms

[desert pilot]

:(

[void slate]

):

[exotic leaf]

FUCK

[void slate]

flaps hands in excitement

[languid bay]

luck

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

why is a cyan cat slapping a table

[exotic leaf]

is you from new york even

do you own a big black puffer jacket even

[mild crystal]

uk and yes

[void slate]

is owning a big black puffer jacket obligatory to new york residents?

[exotic leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-p1nYw4Mec

[mild crystal]

the average uk resident lmao

[exotic leaf]

thin puffer smh

[desert pilot]

roadman smh my head

[void slate]

those symbols on shirt give me bad vibes

[dark shoal]

puffer jackets so ugly

[mild crystal]

drip

[desert pilot]

wtf

[void slate]

I can only imagine the layer of sweat underneath all that

[mild crystal]

hes wearing a fucking binbag

[exotic leaf]

when its snowing and you still gotta go to class

[desert pilot]

bing bong

[exotic leaf]

FUCK YA LIFE

[desert pilot]

joe byron

[exotic leaf]

TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER AYOOOOO

[void slate]

TAKE DINNER OUT TO ME

[desert pilot]

that video is so good

[mild crystal]

i have exams atm where its 1degree out and they have AC on

[languid bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/768542972580855858.gif?size=96

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

When you stub your toe

[mild crystal]

so your sat on a uncomfortable plastic chair whilst freezing to death

for like 4hours a day

[void slate]

I'm feeling drunk just from participating in this conversation

[exotic leaf]

its freezing rain here rn but theres been literal blizzards here and my uni still doesnt cancel classes

[desert pilot]

sucks to suck lmao

[exotic leaf]

i low key leave my window open in the middle of winter idc

[desert pilot]

absolutely insane

[void slate]

finland is insane

[desert pilot]

true

[exotic leaf]

finland isnt real

[mild crystal]

i keep my window open in winter so its freezing so i can wrap myself up in a blanket like a burrito ion even gonna lie

[desert pilot]

it was so fucking cold yesterday

[void slate]

Do you know the mascot for Finnish postal service? @desert pilot

[exotic leaf]

if im not rolling over to the cold side of the bed im not sleeping

[desert pilot]

its like a squirrel or something i don't remember

[void slate]

well they have this dude when you search for package

[exotic leaf]

i also have that same kitchen knife wtf

[desert pilot]

not really a mascot ay

[mild crystal]

used to* they took it

[void slate]

I didn't know how to call it

[desert pilot]

its just a guy

[exotic leaf]

honestly for the best. that positioning isnt the safest

[void slate]

I feel like listening to some music https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM

[dark shoal]

hahah

[mild crystal]

its clinging on for dear life because he put it there to show how much of an absolute unit he is

[exotic leaf]

its sharp af i be cutting up mad veggies with it

[mild crystal]

food enjoyer

[exotic leaf]

imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnkQdsITUE

[urban otter]

It's time to punch the Heart of Lorkhan boys

where y'all at

[fringe umbra]

is it normal for my spotify wrapped to recognise music that i didnt play from spotify??

[signal iris]

god my job among other things make me want to end my life

[fringe umbra]

u okay claire?

[exotic leaf]

jobs suck but im happy youre here

[signal iris]

nope, and i haven't been for years

[fringe umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-peachcat-mochi-peachcat-hug-pat-gif-19092449

[mild crystal]

peepohub

hug

fuck me i cant type man

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

true but like
ever since this lockdown ended and everything has been back to normal, we've been short staffed pretty much all the time
now quiet af days are busy bc short staff

and it's always so busy

[exotic leaf]

yeah i know what you mean. US labor shortage is insane right now too, min wage sucks and dealing with customers that have an ego is mentally exhausting

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-kitty-best-kitty-alex-cute-pp-kitty-omg-yay-cute-kitty-munchkin-kitten-gif-15917800

cat for motivation

[void slate]

cute fluff ball

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/gatto-cibo-cat-bread-hungry-cat-gif-15925702

[exotic leaf]

at this point bruh im just about to start sugaring lmao fuck this

[signal iris]

sugaring?

[mild crystal]

what does that mean

[void slate]

putting sugar in tea?

[exotic leaf]

sugar baby

[mild crystal]

https://gyazo.com/e2d800139ec6ac32264175013264dcc0

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Oh thank god, I thought it was about drugs

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

no i only smoke ouid

[mild crystal]

oiud

[void slate]

you smoke luigi board?

[mild crystal]

what

[exotic leaf]

wat

[signal iris]

OH

[mild crystal]

average herb enjoyer?

[void slate]

smoking cannibalism is bad for your lungs

[signal iris]

yeah, that also came to mind first

[mild crystal]

so is drinking and alot of other things lmao

[exotic leaf]

chad backwood enjoyer

[mild crystal]

well not lungs

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

what my grinder sees

[mild crystal]

chadette

[dark shoal]

will you take the green herb...

[void slate]

you didn't see what I did there

[signal iris]

resident evil herbs?

[dark shoal]

drinkings bad for ur lungs? damn

[void slate]

well if you inhale a drink then yes

[dark shoal]

me