💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[frail canyon]

How do you become a MOD for this server?

[paper haven]

Be over 18

[placid skiff]

.modapp

[hazy nebula]

@placid skiff, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[warped aspen]

everyone who is over 18 in this server is a mod

[thin kelp]

Correct

[mild crystal]

am i the only one that pointlessly drives around in my sparrow listening to spotify?

[open panther]

just watched an entire video and i didnt realize that i had it muted...

thought that it was just silent

[maiden linden]

Americans are useless at the olympics

who organized the team for mixed swim

?? Misplacing top tier swimmers in wrong positions

[hearty gate]

Guys can anyone recommend me a company that make great wireless peripherals

[surreal charm]

Anyone else playing some Halo Infinite Insider?

[rough trail]

why does looking at this chat break my discord

[surreal charm]

Probably because it's a hell hole

[neat island]

factual statement

[frail canyon]

Hi

[noble heath]

chris chan be like: doing ma mom doing doing ma mom

[mild crystal]

who said Halo sucks?

[noble heath]

me

halo sucks

[mild crystal]

hey, Halo 4 and 5 might leave a bad taste in your mouth, but Bungies Halos were masterpieces

[desert pilot]

i liked halo 4

[noble heath]

no

all of them bad

slow generic shooters

[hexed marlin]

5 final exam in 4 day
and im FREE

[queen osprey]

amonkus

[royal stag]

[onyx fiber]

Why is it empty

Nvm my discord crashed

[steel helm]

Jab day today for me

[mild crystal]

Hizxr is already a mod dumb bot

[somber anvil]

Avoid being cursed step mod

[royal stag]

ok

https://existentialcrisis.com/

[mild crystal]

Filled Mod app, Lets see

[mild crystal]

Halo Infinite gotta get better ragdoll physics 🙏

Smacking someone with a giant gravity hammer on the head only for them to kneel down and fall over is not good!

[scenic carbon]

T

[proven yacht]

Just watched a video about killdozer

Such a sad tale of a man who was pushed too far
What a brilliant man

[deft forge]

My steam pfp is the killdozer lol

[frosty pecan]

I've always wanted to build my own bulldozer tank

[spice token]

Real, I want their body to move around while I bag em

[deft forge]

They better give it tf2 ragdoll physics or I’m not playing

[jagged delta]

shame you didn't have a group of friends to play Reach Forge maps with

[scarlet valve]

Chowdr

[jagged delta]

weird looking Chowdr, tough competition between that one and the purple cat one

[wintry pivot]

test

[fossil dagger]

do you guys know the hit game my singing monsters

@vital roost do you know this one

[carmine jewel]

@plain cape

[vital roost]

no i’ve never heard of it

[fossil dagger]

you heard of it now, now install.

[plain cape]

hello

[fossil dagger]

understand

[vital roost]

[fossil dagger]

my farm

install it

[vital roost]

no :(

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/rlego-legosavant-jif-gif-18581753

[fossil dagger]

why can i not write the d word here

[vital roost]

i haven’t played a mobile game in a hot minute

[fossil dagger]

no you get it on steam

[vital roost]

oh

is it not just a mobile game port though

[fossil dagger]

you are clone of every other anime pfp in this server i like this one

it is but its better on steam there is no crossplay

so you can use my referral code for the amazing game

[vital roost]

did u say u like me 👉👈

😳

[desert pilot]

😳

[fossil dagger]

maybe

[vital roost]

what is the code

[fossil dagger]

[vital roost]

that’s a lot of numbers

[torpid trout]

amongus code

[fossil dagger]

there are letters

[vital roost]

i do see the A and I yes

[fossil dagger]

i hate not being able to type the d word

yes

my singing monsters is the game the d word players retire to

[vital roost]

is the d word damn

oh it’s that d word

[fossil dagger]

no it is the video game

[vital roost]

i hate that one

[torpid trout]

spell it out

[fossil dagger]

me too

[torpid trout]

ohhhh

the eww game

[fossil dagger]

i would rather use femboy rp in discord dms than play that game

scary one this one

[vital roost]

jokes right ahaha

[fossil dagger]

[desert pilot]

i still don't know what the d game is

[fossil dagger]

where is my etheral

[vital roost]

worst game known to man

[fossil dagger]

[desert pilot]

do you have any idea how broad that statement is

[vital roost]

woah you’re breeding

[desert pilot]

wait

[vital roost]

no i don’t because it is the worst game known to man

[fossil dagger]

yeah

[vital roost]

objectively the worst game

[torpid trout]

speed up breeding 😳

[desert pilot]

well whats the game then

[fossil dagger]

that not allowed here

refrain

[torpid trout]

unless you pay 12 diamonds

[fossil dagger]

u know what i mean

i could spend the diamonds though

but i wont

[vital roost]

that’s a low price for quick breeding

[torpid trout]

how fast can breeding get?
and why do they have to breed for 12 hours?

[fossil dagger]

because it is am obile game

[torpid trout]

LoL devs are weird

[vital roost]

yeah league of legends devs are weird

[fossil dagger]

so true

[vital roost]

idk i’ve never played that game either

[fossil dagger]

new

[torpid trout]

singing monsters

[fossil dagger]

yes

get the game

[torpid trout]

my friend played it a lot b4

but i'll stick to BTD6

[fossil dagger]

its the endgame of life

play it

[vital roost]

i downloaded it back in like 2012 and played for maybe a day

[fossil dagger]

bloons ive played that one before

[torpid trout]

B L O O N S

[fossil dagger]

monsters is unironically a good game

[torpid trout]

we must pop the baloons

[fossil dagger]

fun one

[torpid trout]

very fun one

[fossil dagger]

[fossil dagger]

no pings enabled for replies you are a coward

[torpid trout]

sorry that mods have scared me

[vital roost]

i haven’t even gotten out of bed yet though

[fossil dagger]

and how long have u been in bed for

[vital roost]

hour probably

[fossil dagger]

s/he just like me

takes me long time to get out of bed

[torpid trout]

there was this one ----- of a mod (not from this server ofc) who was horribly bad and they used their sexual choice as being lesbain as an excuse, but whenever you replied to her she would

[vital roost]

[torpid trout]

snap at you for replying with pings on and mute you for it

[fossil dagger]

discord moderators for large servers r scary

[fossil dagger]

will have to get up soon i havbe job interviews i need to go to then decline the job

[vital roost]

“functioning member” yeah ok don’t lie to me

[torpid trout]

oh I can't say the "d word"

[fossil dagger]

❓

[vital roost]

i don’t believe u have responsibilities smh

[fossil dagger]

wish i didnt

[vital roost]

felt that one

[fossil dagger]

created this situation myself so i gotta deal with it myself now

growing up was the worst decision of my life

[vital roost]

are you actually going to just decline them

why don’t u call and tell them then

[fossil dagger]

i have 2 maybe 3 and 1 is a job i am absolutely not going to do and the 2nd i cant get to now cause situation changed

3rd i might but i donmt think ill get the job

im going to go to the interviews in casual clothes too

[vital roost]

[fossil dagger]

i applied to jobs without owning any smart clothes or knowing what im doing

[vital roost]

the only way to learn is by doing

[fossil dagger]

im not very good at that one

[vital roost]

me either

[fossil dagger]

have u had an interview before

[vital roost]

yeah just one but i pretty much already had the job so i wasn’t nervous at all

[fossil dagger]

what did they ask or do 😭

[vital roost]

and the job i currently have i didn’t even have to have an interview for

[vital roost]

it was for a fast food place so almost nothing

[fossil dagger]

anger

[vital roost]

i’m sorry

[fossil dagger]

i applied for a place that got the description wrong but im too nice of a person to decline and waste someones time so i agreed to an interview for it

and im gonna feel really shit for not accepting the job if i get it

[vital roost]

that sounds like something i’d do, i don’t like confrontation and i’d probably also go all the way to the interview in hopes they turn me down so i don’t turn them down

[fossil dagger]

yep that is exactly me

i feel too mean or scared to say anything back 😢

i thought they ghosted me too cause they were meant to call me the other day and didnt, and it took me 3hrs to send an email asking where the call was

next day the guy says somehow it went to voicemail, then i rang him and said id do an interview and did not tell the truth properly cause i realised i messed up 😭

[vital roost]

see that’s where u went wrong, i would’ve just said i missed the voicemail and hope my own ineptitude would fail me

[fossil dagger]

i was sitting next to my phone for 4hrs i dont think they called at all

i should never have called him back saying i was interested

but i didnt know they got the description wrong until i called

[vital roost]

how wrong was the description

[fossil dagger]

uhh like very

was meant to be a super light assistant doing very normal stuff but was high up assistant doing not very nice stuff

[vital roost]

and did they tell u that it was actually something different or did u have to find that out on ur own

L

[fossil dagger]

they told me in the final phone call

very briefly and im too nice to say anything so i just said yeah

[vital roost]

yeah that’s rough, it’s dumb they’d say stuff like that and then probably blame u for not wanting the job

[fossil dagger]

i can decline jobs right 😭

[vital roost]

yes of course

[fossil dagger]

what if they ask right after the interview 😭

[vital roost]

please reject this job if u don’t want it

[fossil dagger]

idk if id be able to do that

[vital roost]

“i’ll give it some thought”

[fossil dagger]

im the type of person to go along with something that will kill me because i dont wanna decline

[fossil dagger]

😭 idk if i could even say that

[vital roost]

even if u did want the job that’s what i’d say unless i really really wanted it

[fossil dagger]

aa i dont know if i could bring myself to say it

[vital roost]

or say “i’ll be in touch” or something along those lines

[fossil dagger]

i feel liek id be seen as an asshole if i did 😭

but i cant od the job it would mentally and phyically kill me

[vital roost]

well they are the ones that changed the description on u

they’re the assholes

[fossil dagger]

they just worded it very very very poorly

if i read it and take it out of context it makes sense

[vital roost]

then ask them about it at the interview

[fossil dagger]

dont know why half of job descriptions are written in terrible english

[fossil dagger]

well i know what exactly the role is now

and its disgusting (to me) so i cant doi it

[vital roost]

it’s not like a sexual thing is it

[mild crystal]

?

[vital roost]

nothing

[desert pilot]

?

[mild crystal]

🤨

[fossil dagger]

no 😭

[vital roost]

i’m just asking the questions that need to be asked

[fossil dagger]

social/care worker stuff

[vital roost]

oh that is disgusting

[fossil dagger]

not sure where id get a job like that bro

[mild crystal]

'loves fishing' what an alpha

show some respect bestie @vital roost

[vital roost]

fishing is poggers

[fossil dagger]

the description was written as if u were just helping organise a place or whatever

[vital roost]

although i haven’t been in years but

[jovial light]

Ratio them

[desert pilot]

ratio

[vital roost]

oh i see well you’re gonna have to let them down somehow

[mild crystal]

ratio 😏

[fossil dagger]

i have ratiod my family so i think its time to move onto the bigger fish

[fossil dagger]

😭

[jovial light]

Have you ratio'd builder tho

[fossil dagger]

aint no way u remember me from that

i hope that turning up to the interview in jeans, dirty trainers and a shirt with jacket is enough for them to not consider me

but i dont wanna be yelled at

[vital roost]

no u won’t get yelled at

it’s a professional setting they want to seem professional

[fossil dagger]

😭 even if they dont i know what they r thinking

cant handle that

[vital roost]

srry my dad called me

[vital roost]

that’s a risk ur gonna have to take

[fossil dagger]

no one calls me except jobs i dont want

[fossil dagger]

this one happens whereever i am

😢

[vital roost]

😢

when do u have this interview

@fossil dagger

[fossil dagger]

idk

they said they would contact me sometime before wednesday !

[vital roost]

oh when they call u say something else came up

be very vague

[fossil dagger]

naw thats fucked

my moral compass wont let me do that

[vital roost]

well ur gonna say no to them anyways

saying “a better opportunity arose, sorry” is something i’d do

[fossil dagger]

😢 thats called wasting their time though

they haev to make time to setup interview etc

i can handle being a constant liar but not in situations like that

[vital roost]

i’d say going to an interview with no intention of taking the job is more of a time waster

[fossil dagger]

is it tho

cause isnt it also meant to be a way for u to see

like if i actually had 3 jobs i might want to go for id go to all interviews to see which is best for example

😢 idk ive screwed up yet again

[vital roost]

then go get some experience and tell them ur thinking about it at the end

[fossil dagger]

😢 something is gonna go wrong as usual

[thin kelp]

Just say you don't want the job
Jesus

[fossil dagger]

harder than it sounds for me bro

cause i think i accidentally sold the fact that i really want it

[vital roost]

eh it always works out though

[thin kelp]

Damn
Just say something something family emergency and then skidaddle

[fossil dagger]

it really dont

[fossil dagger]

cant do that

[thin kelp]

? Why not

[vital roost]

if u get real embarrassed there just know that afterwords you’ll never see them again and they’ll never contact you again

[fossil dagger]

it is a possibility that the place is right next to my house basically

[fossil dagger]

im too nice

[thin kelp]

[vital roost]

they’re not gonna track u down

[thin kelp]

You telling me you've never fibbed to get yourself out of anything???

[fossil dagger]

anxiety says otherwise

[fossil dagger]

oh i lie too much and too well for my own good but not for situations like that

[thin kelp]

[fossil dagger]

ok

chat come back

[desert pilot]

im dead as helll dawg

[fossil dagger]

potassiu m

[desert pilot]

m

[fossil dagger]

why

your name

[desert pilot]

why my name?

[fossil dagger]

why r u named that

[desert pilot]

because of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGpP9mPgMU

[fossil dagger]

not watching

[desert pilot]

ok

[fossil dagger]

[desert pilot]

but i saw that video a long time ago and thought potassium would be a good name

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850905708400476220/864651806886199356/7d6efdc.gif

[fossil dagger]

wild

[desert pilot]

yeah

nuts even

[surreal bough]

Why do gay guys act like girls to attract gay men even though they arnt attracted to women

[fossil dagger]

?

[surreal bough]

Just a thought

[normal fern]

Good question, i just think it’s hot personally so yeah, personal preference?

[surreal bough]

I like children

[desert pilot]

hold on

[surreal bough]

Oh wait you weren't asking me my preference

I meant I dont like children

[normal fern]

Can’t even stay on topic when discussing something slightly taboo, nice brain.

[surreal bough]

Sorry my bad

[normal fern]

So as i was saying, my car broke down and i

[desert pilot]

and you what

[normal fern]

Don’t have a drivers license

[desert pilot]

go ahead tell the story

[normal fern]

Not even worried about it

[surreal bough]

Get wrench and fix it

Bowls**

[normal fern]

It’s ok

I’ll icarus dash home

[fossil dagger]

What the hell is this conversation

[warped aspen]

sounds like rockies campfire talk

[mild crystal]

Will halo infinite be free?

[frosty pecan]

Multiplayer will be

[winged tulip]

Will it be added to master chief collection

[long tundra]

the singleplayer def wont, doubt the mp will

[frosty pecan]

I think itll all be seperate

[fringe umbra]

Id assume its a separate purchase, but I hope there's a launch option for Infinite in the MCC menu. Would be nice to keep things together

[sharp sage]

halo 5 doesn't have one so i doubt infinite will

[desert pilot]

@thin kelp so which chapter are you at right now

[thin kelp]

its the part when she signs ||the lot over to dojima||

13 or 14

[desert pilot]

oh thats near the end

[thin kelp]

oh shit really

[desert pilot]

yeah

[thin kelp]

damn i had fun, havent even unlocked a lot of the later abilities

[desert pilot]

theres new game+ and premium adventure which is just free roam

[thin kelp]

ah
whats the 4th style for majima and kiryu? i cant access it

[granite fog]

does anyone have an oracles checkpoint that i could borrow?

[desert pilot]

the 4th style is unlocked when you beat real estate royale and cabaret club czar

[thin kelp]

oh from the respective minigames gotcha

[desert pilot]

kiryus secret style is pretty underwhelming in y0 but majimas style is way better

[thin kelp]

yeah, im honestly just excited to see all the cool heat moves. i dont know why i didnt start this series sooner

[desert pilot]

yeah im glad you did

[thin kelp]

me too 🙂

[desert pilot]

im currently on yakuza 5

[thin kelp]

damn is that the new one

[desert pilot]

nah

[thin kelp]

oh its the one before it

[desert pilot]

newest one is like a dragon

so yakuza 7

[thin kelp]

yeah with the turn based battles instead of straight up smashing

[desert pilot]

yeah

i've heard its pretty good tho

[thin kelp]

yeah it looks sick too

[desert pilot]

it uses the dragon engine

pretty cool engine

[thin kelp]

oh sick, their own engine
tbh my fav part about these games are the karaoke lmao

baka mitai is one of the reasons i got it

[desert pilot]

the karaoke is the best thing about yakuza

i have 100 on all the karaoke songs in 0

[thin kelp]

oh damn karaoke warlord

[desert pilot]

yeees

[thin kelp]

alright i gotta brb

[desert pilot]

sure

but the karaoke in yakuza 0 is way easier compared to most of the series

only games that have better karaoke are the games that use the dragon engine

[halcyon swift]

berahn

[thin kelp]

beratna

[desert pilot]

bartholomew

but yeah yakuza 0 got a great karaoke minigame

[thin kelp]

yep

also the sidestories are wild

ive also entered the video store a couple times

[desert pilot]

the substories are also super good and awesome

they get better the farther you get into the series

but i just wanna say now that moving from yakuza 0 to kiwami 1 is a huger difference since 0 is way better that kiwami 1

kiwami 1 does have majima everywhere tho which is one the best things in the franchise

[thin kelp]

i do be liking majima tho

yeah i know 0 is a prequel made after the others

[desert pilot]

0 is the ultimate game to start the franchise with

[thin kelp]

still pumped to play since it basically has the same system (heat actions, styles, hp)

yep

[desert pilot]

don't get me wrong kiwami 1 is a good game it jsut has less things to do than in 0

but the coliseum is better in kiwami 1

[thin kelp]

i dont mind, i was kinda overwhelmed by the side stuff in 0
its more for the after story

[desert pilot]

theres a lot of it

btw if you complete all the sub stories theres a secret boss you can fight

[thin kelp]

oh damn

[desert pilot]

and it's in all the games

[thin kelp]

wtf is up with mr shakedown bruh

[desert pilot]

tough street boss

you can easily beat him if you have a zap gun

[thin kelp]

yeah but how do you even equip a weapon??

i can only equip the ones you get from fights

[desert pilot]

so in the menu theres an option called equipment

[thin kelp]

right

i got a spiked bat on it

[desert pilot]

so if you wanna equip a weapon

[thin kelp]

?

[desert pilot]

you know that little thing that shows you whuch style you're using right

[thin kelp]

yeah

[desert pilot]

well if you press the button of the style you're using it equips your equipped weapon

[thin kelp]

so i press it again?

[desert pilot]

yea

[thin kelp]

alright thanks fam

[desert pilot]

no problem

[thin kelp]

👍

[desert pilot]

always happy to help a brother out

[trail oyster]

@desert spade || hi ||

[tame sapphire]

@desert spade || hi||

[high wasp]

[thin kelp]

@desert spade || howdy||

[desert pilot]

@desert spade || hello ||

[silent crow]

.

[trail oyster]

[torpid trout]

@desert spade ||salutations ||

[north saddle]

CHATS KINDA SUS RN NGL

[trail citrus]

@desert spade ||you suck lol||

[burnt nacelle]

how do I update my name on here?

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[burnt nacelle]

oh

[hollow oak]

lmao

[summer veldt]

Hey can anyone hook me up with a halo infinite flight they gave a console one and haven’t emailed me back

[livid pike]

anyone good with pc here?

[midnight prism]

Holy shit my head hurts

I realized you can’t make a time machine because it wouldn’t bring you to the right location, you’d just be where you are but floating in space

You could only time travel to perfect orbital anniversaries

Otherwise you’d have to have a space time machine

I name this Cole’s Law, so when people say it, it’ll sound like their saying coleslaw

[thin kelp]

What if the time travel machine was configured not to that specific position in space, but attached to the ground it stands on?

Unless that ground is dramatically altered, you should be fine jumping around 10 years or so each time. Maybe even 5 to be careful

[frosty pecan]

Even year anniversaries wouldnt work because the whole solar system is moving too

The only way to do it is in teeny increments like a few minutes so your machine doesnt fall out of the sky or wind up in the ground

[proven yacht]

Anyone else watch breaking bad?

[proven yacht]

time travel is an entirely science fiction concept no need to waste braincells on thinking about it

[frosty pecan]

But tenet was so cool man

[normal fern]

Tenet was neat, Inception was better, one of the best, when he meets his friend as an old man, oh boy

[thin kelp]

science fiction concept
For now..

[proven yacht]

tenet isn't a traditional time travel movie

[pseudo citrus]

[rough trail]

tenet is just confusing as fuck

they make 3d visualizations of some of the scenes and i still dont get it

no

[clear shell]

@trail citrus that dude baits nonstop and pretends to be dumb all day just so you know lol

[torpid trout]

@trail citrus I'm playing ATS if ya wanna watch 😉

[trail citrus]

I would fam but I'm watching my show rn

[torpid trout]

all good, what show tho?

[trail citrus]

Big Brother lol

[torpid trout]

never heard of it

[trail citrus]

I swear you live under a rock

[torpid trout]

Kiwii also has never heard of it, does he live under a rock too

[trail citrus]

Yes

[torpid trout]

oh...ok

sad rat noises?

[glacial otter]

that's me! well on the left.

[thin kelp]

OK?

[clear shell]

OK

[thin kelp]

Spot on cosplay I guess

[queen osprey]

how many times u gonna post it dafuq

[glacial otter]

Oh someone was on GO LIVE was asking for a "skin tight Sentai Suit" so I posted it in off topic

[thin kelp]

[open panther]

dominoes has fucking cheeseburger pizza

[queen osprey]

yum

[gritty hearth]

zyzz on top

[torpid trout]

is it called "the cardiac arrest"?

[thin kelp]

MY KINDA PIZZA

[frosty pecan]

In Korea, KFC has a burger that is a hashbrown, bacon and cheese inbetween two pieces of fried chicken instead of buns.

It's called the zinger

[gritty hearth]

Australia number 1

[open panther]

tastes like it

[queen osprey]

zyzz is 6 feet under X_X

[reef tree]

rip

[fringe umbra]

yo tf2 is alive again

[thin kelp]

[onyx locust]

yea I played a few games today

[thin kelp]

Got some pog legion clips I'll post tomorrow

[untold tusk]

redditsave.com_three_words_russia_lada_and_flamethrower-pc93q3ckyme71-240.mp4

[runic helm]

can i own that

[onyx locust]

I suck at legion

walking with his gun up is pain so I just get tickled to death by charge rifle spam before I can ready my gun

[mild crystal]

I don't think you can unless you're in russia

Imagine sending it in the mail to a little kid

[eternal jungle]

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[hazy nebula]

HugosHugo#9862 joined this server on: 19 September, 2020

[eternal jungle]

🧢

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Gold_Scissor#9487 joined this server on: 19 December, 2019

[royal stag]

[granite umbra]

we keep vip chat dead

[fringe umbra]

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CASETTE_カセット#0267 joined this server on: 22 February, 2020

[fringe umbra]

damn 2 years it really be like that

[placid skiff]

you mean 1 and a half years

[high wasp]

? it is currently february 2022

[royal stag]

false. its currently 2077

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-wake-the-f-up-wake-the-fuck-up-wake-wake-up-gif-19344009

[mild crystal]

Rip to a real one

[thin kelp]

S bad

[fringe umbra]

what no its 2 years

were in different timezones so its 2 years for me

[trail citrus]

Bait

[crystal comet]

Yo how’s everyone’s day going?

[mellow acorn]

bro,,,

[onyx locust]

[mild crystal]

Why do men always have to be so weird and aggressive with stuff?

[tame sapphire]

#donate

[patent owl]

someone here who wants to play pummel party lol ? if yes dm me +

[tulip vine]

ima be honest the new registration thingy is super aids with the steam privacy thing and what not. Do I need to keep my profile public to see all these channels or can I toggle it now?

[high wasp]

you can toggle it

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

i have never watched a single fast & furious movie in my life

am i missing out?

[thin kelp]

The first couple are cool, but what you really want to watch is F&F:Tokyo Drift

[desert pilot]

no wait

i remember now that i watched tokyo drift with my friend

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

that was a fun movie

[thin kelp]

Yeah its really the only one I don't regret watching

[desert pilot]

i liked it when they drifted in tokyo 👍

damn what the hell

studio ghibli has a new movie coming out?

and it looks really bad

[thin kelp]

damn

never thought i would see the day

[desert pilot]

just look at this trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFEdZUY1cQ

man what the hell happened ghibli 😔

[thin kelp]

animation isnt the same

but the story seems pretty cool

[desert pilot]

i don't get why they have to make it a 3d animation

[thin kelp]

the hand drawn stuff is probably a lot of work, and miyazaki is hella old now

makes sense they would switch over, but im a big fan of the older movies and i dont mind as much

[desert pilot]

yeah he's 80

[thin kelp]

damn

as long as it has a good story im OK, thats a big reason i enjoyed the previous films

[desert pilot]

looks like it's just a generic witch story from what i see

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

what a dissappointment

maybe i'll watch a ghibli movie tonight

but which one

[thin kelp]

spirited away

5th time for me

[desert pilot]

thats a good one

ooh i know just the one to watch

porco rosso

or maybe laputa

or maybe even howls moving castle

all great movies

[thin kelp]

Yes yes

[desert pilot]

bruh yakuza 5 not recognizing my controller

[thin kelp]

Lmai

Only real yakuza use gamepad

[desert pilot]

so true

real yakuza use a gamepad

[thin kelp]

bro i cant rn, majima is ||literally kneeling at the hospital doors||

im fuckign bawling

[desert pilot]

||i cried when tachibana died||

[thin kelp]

Yeah that shit hurt

||he didn't even get to see his sister||

[desert pilot]

||that was one of the few moments kiryu got really emotional||

[thin kelp]

i would too tbh

[desert pilot]

every time kiryu gets super emotional i start crying

yakuza 3 broke me

[thin kelp]

dont tell me theres more sad

[desert pilot]

theres a lot more sad

[thin kelp]

you know what kinda irks me about the "dragon of dojima" name tho
why is dojima in there though, i hate his fat ass

or "mad dog of shimano"

[desert pilot]

||because he claimed that title when he beat shibusawa||

[thin kelp]

oh so its like now im the boss

[desert pilot]

and he was originally in the dojima family

and uh

[thin kelp]

ah ok, just seems weird
thought it would be like "dragon of kamurocho" but doesnt have the same kick to it

[desert pilot]

you'll see in the next game what happens to dojima

[thin kelp]

||merc'd?||

[desert pilot]

||merc'd||

[thin kelp]

[mild crystal]

He invests in bitcoin

[desert pilot]

yeah thats what happens

[thin kelp]

yo so how am i supposed to make big cash
the only way i can see is the cat fighting arena
the librarian teacher chick is 3x return and she has the best stats

[mild crystal]

I think the earth is flat since they don't make a ball shaped pizza

[desert pilot]

as kiryu do kamurocho real estate royale

huge stacks

[thin kelp]

yeah but i make like 3m and spend 2m

maybe im just smoothbrain

[mild crystal]

Are you a millionaire?

[thin kelp]

keep in mind i only have like two buildings

[mild crystal]

Bro you're rich

[desert pilot]

theres 10 buildings you can buy per area

[thin kelp]

[thin kelp]

yeah im smootbrain
you just walk up to them and do the "cash in suitcase" thing right

[desert pilot]

when you buy all the buildings in the first area and max them out you'll make around 60 million from that one area

[thin kelp]

oh shit

[desert pilot]

hold on

imma open 0 rq and show you

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

fat stacks

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

cabaret club czar isn't as good tho

[thin kelp]

and its harder to keep up with

[desert pilot]

even if you have all the platinum hostesses unlocked and you're targeting the highest paying area you're only gonna make around 100 million

[thin kelp]

lmao

[desert pilot]

but theres a fun trick to that

you can transfer money from kiryu to majima

[thin kelp]

yooo

word??

thats kinda sick

[desert pilot]

theres these guys called mr moneybags in kamurocho and sotenbori

[thin kelp]

yeah the guy who taught you how to throw money right

[desert pilot]

the one in sotenbori is infront of the grand and the one in kamurocho is in the bar near west park

[thin kelp]

oh nvm

[desert pilot]

yeah that one but theyre different characters

[thin kelp]

ah ok

im gonna get back to it

[desert pilot]

have fun

[thin kelp]

thanks

[desert pilot]

hmu if you have any questions

[thin kelp]

alright

[thin kelp]

GUNS

[high wasp]

who else watching seven samurai

[desert pilot]

guns?

[desert pilot]

love seven samurai great movie

[high wasp]

i have never seen it

[desert pilot]

its one of those movies you have to watch at least once

[thin kelp]

i hate them

[desert pilot]

whomst are you getting shot by

oh that part

yeah it sucks

@thin kelp doing good

the boss fight coming up is so gud

[limpid storm]

test

[desert pilot]

i started streaming yakuza as well

[mild crystal]

New concept if u can’t handle racism, sexism, classism, and judgmental comments about sexuality or being bullied cuz your life choices you don’t belong on the internet 😢

[thin kelp]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[desert pilot]

caddince invest in yakuza 0 as well

incredible game

[desert pilot]

did you beat da game?

god this princess league bullshit is the worst part of yakuza 5

actually harukas whole part is bad

[thin kelp]

yeah

[desert pilot]

but forget about that

you're not gonna be playing that for a while

[thin kelp]

i keep forgetting to raise my health

[desert pilot]

yeah

honestly you can just fill your inventory with healing items and you're gucci

thats what i did

but you know what sucks about 0

its the only game in the series where you can't increase your heat bar

[thin kelp]

oh damn really

that sucks

[desert pilot]

yup

well the only game besides judgement but its not technically part of the franchise

[hard heart]

can you still get divinity

[runic helm]

yes

[desert pilot]

wrong chat

@thin kelp nice 0 finished

[mild crystal]

need some people for amogus dm me if interested

[thin kelp]

yep

[desert pilot]

how'd you like it

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

glad you liked it

next up is kiwami

[thin kelp]

i got 3 from the humble bundle

[desert pilot]

if you liked majima boy are you gonna like kiwami

[thin kelp]

mad dog gaming

[desert pilot]

funny majima everywhere

one of the best pieces of majima content

actually the best majima content

[thin kelp]

damn ok

[desert pilot]

you will definetly like it

majima pfp

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

thats a good one

majismilers

[thin kelp]

Why does the yakuza 0 intro theme go so hard jesus

[desert pilot]

btw good cutscene after credits

[thin kelp]

Does kiwami go over why kiryu gets arrested??

[desert pilot]

yup

[thin kelp]

Ah ok

Wait this is extended

Can I find this online

[desert pilot]

it's all worth it

[thin kelp]

Hmmm

[desert pilot]

trust

[thin kelp]

Makoto??

[desert pilot]

oh yeah i forgor theres 2 after credits cutscenes

[thin kelp]

Tachibana

[desert pilot]

[thin kelp]

simp for a girl that doesn't know you

Majima down bad

[desert pilot]

[thin kelp]

Bro....

[desert pilot]

i cried

[thin kelp]

Damn that shit hard

[desert pilot]

oh yes

this is the cutscene i meant

[thin kelp]

Lmaooo

[desert pilot]

receive you

[thin kelp]

damn

[desert pilot]

yeah

[thin kelp]

300 milli

[desert pilot]

setting up the relationship of majima and kiryu for the rest of the series

[thin kelp]

Damn that's sick

[desert pilot]

yup

get ready to hear kiryu-chan a lot

[thin kelp]

So do I go to newgame+

And how do I change clothes???

[desert pilot]

if you wanna do free roam i suggest premium adventure

[thin kelp]

Ah ok

[desert pilot]

and you can change your outfit in premium adventure

btw if you upgrade your real estate you're gonna make more money

also beast mode is absolutely busted in 0

[thin kelp]

ah yeah its cracked

[desert pilot]

too bad its dog in kiwami

[thin kelp]

is rush good throughout?

thats prob my favorite

[desert pilot]

rush is meh

good for bosses

[thin kelp]

yeah

[desert pilot]

you're better off using brawler

for street fights

[thin kelp]

ah ok

[desert pilot]

because brawler also has busted perks

like counter hook or double finisher

[thin kelp]

oh damn

so how do i get more properties

i just cashed out

[desert pilot]

you have to buy them

[thin kelp]

ah ok

[desert pilot]

you can find a map of the properties on google

you just gotta walk up to the store and buy it

[thin kelp]

gotcha

[desert pilot]

also upgrade your real estate while youre at the agency

just press a on the property

[thin kelp]

ok

[desert pilot]

x is bad, triangle is meh and circle is the best

theres a thing highlighted for each property showing what they do

and you have to pick the advisor thats the best at that thing

[thin kelp]

ah

like food for food

[desert pilot]

right

[thin kelp]

so why are some symbols filled in, and some not at all

[desert pilot]

like not filled in how

[thin kelp]

like theres a circle that shaded in, and on somebody elses card its not

[desert pilot]

advisors specialize in different things

so you have to pick the best option for each property

if the advisor has a circle in the slot that fits the propertys symbols they will level up the property the most

[thin kelp]

hmmm ok

[desert pilot]

its confusing at first

but it gets easier when you start doing it a lot

[thin kelp]

ok

gonna try it out

[desert pilot]

sick

im probably gonna go to bed now, catch ya later

[thin kelp]

cya man

[hardy mesa]

[mild crystal]

is that call of duty?

[misty flame]

What do you guys play when youre not playing destiny?

[north saddle]

top 200 athenas

@everyone @here

plz confirm @here

[thin kelp]

first time?

[paper haven]

What CoD Game was this from?

[rough trail]

the modern warfare one

[thin kelp]

infinite warfare

[rough trail]

how did you get muted

[torpid trout]

😳

[sturdy glen]

should I watch winter soldier or outer banks

[worldly kelp]

[faint ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565723281735548942/871490632206671902/VID_20210731_084810_464.mp4

[worldly kelp]

why bro

[thin kelp]

[fair olive]

his dick clearly 1 cm, wtf she barely pinched anything

[bronze plume]

Isaiah#8754 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

Isaiah#8754 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[north saddle]

CHATS KINDA SUS LATELY

[worldly kelp]

anyone know how to download an emote without typing it

[open panther]

i just watched an entire 3 season show in 2 days

[livid cedar]

[granite umbra]

anton's final

[queen osprey]

what the

[cloud dirge]

the

[gritty hearth]

ZYZZ ON TOP

[queen osprey]

he joined back just to do that?

zyzz dead

[gritty hearth]

STILL HERE PUMPING

[queen osprey]

pumping 6 feet under

[gritty hearth]

GETTING JUICY

ZYZZ STILL LIVES

[queen osprey]

clen and tren juicy

i love thaaaaaaaaaaaat

[spice token]

[gritty hearth]

[flint slate]

[severe dock]

do u remember me

[flint slate]

🟣 🔵 ✈️ 🌠

[queen osprey]

no

[severe dock]

oh

[open panther]

who is zyzz

[flint slate]

sadge

[severe dock]

rip

[queen osprey]

a bodybuilder who cooked himself to death in a sauna cuz he was on drugs

[flint slate]

how to cook instant noodles instant

[severe dock]

[open panther]

why are people talking about it, it happened in 2011

[queen osprey]

just one guy

[thin kelp]

I'm tempted to change my name to majima gaming

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[thin kelp]

Shut up rankbot

[thin kelp]

https://youtu.be/5EDvX-7p36Y

[paper haven]

Brrrr

[thin kelp]

Yo

[paper haven]

[thin kelp]

What's the song

From the first meme in this video

https://youtu.be/p2yowga1oKQ

The kinda creepy one

[paper haven]

I got 5 on it

[thin kelp]

Really?

[paper haven]

It's a remix though

I fink, let me find a yt link

[thin kelp]

Ah thank you I found it

[paper haven]

Ye I got it

[thin kelp]

I thought it was the older song called I got 5 on it

I got fiiiive ooon it

[thin kelp]

8ww8
Spider uwu

[onyx locust]

At this rate you're going to become potassium soon

[thin kelp]

That's the goal

[onyx locust]

Charge your phone

[thin kelp]

No

[onyx locust]

💀

[thin kelp]

The 6th majima gaming clan chairman doesn't need a charger

[mild crystal]

Phasmophobia and sometimes bf1

[somber cedar]

yo

[mild crystal]

Yo

[desert pilot]

yo

[mild crystal]

Guys I just got a girlfriend but I tried to press the "Y" button on an xbox controller, and it doesn't work.

I am unable to skip her voicelines

And now she's mad at me

[cyan field]

Fake: does not have girlfriend

[dull goblet]

[wispy thistle]

just cope lol

[harsh quartz]

@sharp sage Ok so I ended up playing this league WAY more than I thought I would. Just had a map that came with: Expedition, Ritual, Metamorph, Legion, AND Harvest on it.... They really ramped up the quality of maps with all the things to do/find...

[sharp sage]

Any scarabs or just rng

[harsh quartz]

Alc and go

[sharp sage]

That's pog

[harsh quartz]

League mechanic, Blight, Ritual, and Harvest this map

[versed remnant]

i just watched this banned horror game from twitch and i regret my decision

[mild crystal]

My friend put his controller in his mouth while we were playing rocket league

He should be a part of his own esports team

"Controller gobbler"

[desert pilot]

the hell

is your friend a toddler

[mild crystal]

It was really disturbing

He made some dirty sounds too

[desert pilot]

how old is your friend???

[mild crystal]

My age

[desert pilot]

i don't know how old you are

[mild crystal]

13...

[desert pilot]

⁉️

[mild crystal]

Boys do that stuff you know

[desert pilot]

not at 13 years old

[mild crystal]

Then you would probably be surprised

[desert pilot]

the hell he's in like middle school and still eats his controller

[mild crystal]

We're not in middle school anymore

Junior high school

[desert pilot]

right

still embarrassing

[mild crystal]

I do get your point

Buuuuut he did it ironically

[desert pilot]

what

[mild crystal]

Yeah

[desert pilot]

ironically eats controller

[mild crystal]

Yeah

I mean, you've seen many grown up people do weird stuff

[desert pilot]

that doesn't justify it

[mild crystal]

Doesn't neccisarily mean they act like that always

[desert pilot]

nope it doesn't

[mild crystal]

Exactly

[desert pilot]

well whatever

everyone does stupid shit when they're young

[mild crystal]

I look back at it know and I realize he may have ate an entire colony of germs

[desert pilot]

most definetly

[mild crystal]

Ew

[desert pilot]

so now you're disgusted

[mild crystal]

Yes

[desert pilot]

oh hey btw chris chan was arrested

[mild crystal]

Maybe the controller was clean

[desert pilot]

justice prevails

[desert pilot]

theres not a single timeline where that controller was cleaned

[mild crystal]

You never know. Maybe he ate his controller before

And then he took all the germs with it

[desert pilot]

if he ate his controller before

there were even more germs

[mild crystal]

Yeah

I hope he had a good time though

[wispy thistle]

doin my mom

doin doin my mom

-chris chan

[mild crystal]

Do you want me to justify how he ate the controller?

[desert pilot]

yea

[mild crystal]

He...

Sucked.....it.....

[desert pilot]

ah

interesting

[mild crystal]

Yes

And he acted like it was a...

You know...

[fair olive]

the best of the LGBt community

[granite umbra]

truly insanity

[vital roost]

ok that’s pretty funny lol

[cold cipher]

tweeter

[signal seal]

anyone got movie recommendations?

International is a +

[mild crystal]

<Bumble

👁️

[desert pilot]

parasite

[mild crystal]

There's a pretty underground movie I like called pulp fiction idk if you've ever heard of it

[desert pilot]

never heard of it who are the actors?

[signal seal]

seen it, and i think almost everything by the director as well

[mild crystal]

There's this really awesome guy called Samuel Jackson in it a real up and comer

[desert pilot]

bong joo-ho is goated

[broken lion]

Kairo

[signal seal]

Park Chan-Wook is also very goated

[desert pilot]

true

[signal seal]

jump scares or no?

[signal seal]

not mainstream enough

[desert pilot]

the pianist is a good historical movie

[broken lion]

some kind of but not in the American sense, if you remember the movie "Pulse" from the US this is the (better) original movie

[signal seal]

Pianist was good

[desert pilot]

no country for old men?

[harsh quartz]

I think it's called Florida.

[broken lion]

Like how the Grudge movies were actually much more slow burn with some shock/jumpscares but then the Americans took it and made it all jump scares

[signal seal]

seen, i've seen most things, i need to venture off into uncharted territory to find more

[desert pilot]

hmm i need to think of some good indie movies

[mild crystal]

Borger

[broken lion]

Also the original One Missed Call movies are actually pretty interesting but the American One Missed Call is so bad

[signal seal]

I'm thinking maybe Midsommar looks pretty good

[broken lion]

It's good yeah

[desert pilot]

have you seen the ritual?

[signal seal]

America needs to stop remaking foreign stuff; example: Oldboy by Spike Lee

just terrible

[broken lion]

it's so lazy

[signal seal]

i shut it off half way through

[broken lion]

"What if we took this Japanese movie but get this, we make it worse"

[signal seal]

Korean 😩

[broken lion]

I'm still thinking of One Missed Call 😩

[signal seal]

oh yeah, they're all so bad.

[desert pilot]

i only know the one missed call hollywood edition i didn't know it was a remake

[broken lion]

@desert pilot there are 3 of them

[signal seal]

Japanese version - 6.2 imdb rating USA version - 4.0 imdb rating

always follows that trend

[desert pilot]

whats the 3rd one

[signal seal]

i don't think i want to watch a horror movie today though so maybe Midsommar is the pick 🤔

[broken lion]

One Missed Call (2003)
One Missed Call 2 (2005)
One Missed Call 3 (2006)

We do not speak of 2008

[desert pilot]

midsommar was eh

[broken lion]

2008 never happened, we just skipped straight from 2007 to 2009

[desert pilot]

i like hereditary much more

[broken lion]

Hereditary is good

[desert pilot]

the ending was kinda stinky

but otherwise a good film