#๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
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but im home alone 
Have you ever been to Freebirds World Burritos?
Hunted by jojo
taco trucks are lit
better run, better run . . . . . .
but the best one around here is always in the ghetto/hobo area
Freebirds has a Double Super Monster Burrito that weighs a good 8 lbs.
That's bigger than my thigh
"1 breakfast"
You're crazy. lol
also kidding
smaller than tasso's pecker
Avg arm is 10 lbs
Fuck having a kid give birth to a burrito
Easier to squeeze a burrito than a skull
well to drown out the thought of my house being haunted by jojo
theres only one thing to do
i want it
these reddit peeps have it nice
I want to eat that now
i had chicken nuggets and craft mac n cheese for food 
If you ever go to BJ's Alehouse, I highly recommend the Pizookie. Any of them. They're all good.
hey, I wasn't hungry. But now I am about to assault my fridge with a crowbar. THanks
yes or no 
Yes.
"I'll take one of everything, please."
"yes i mean everything"
A.... redacted thing?
steve saw gotta blast
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i'm not gay but i'd bang her bf for that cake https://gyazo.com/12268ff8ba283dd59ad73ff2e56ec18b
just so i can meet his mom
and steal the recipe
uh
play this at my funeral please Bloody Stream
um
You don't have to bang a dude for the recipe. It's right here
https://livforcake.com/ferrero-rocher-cake/

Then forget to ask his mom and marry him
then leave him at the alter to get some of the cake
i should invest in a charcoal smoker

Smoked cake 
I planned our wedding for the cake
^^^
Screw u I want some food now
tbh, I'd put a layer of crushed Ferrero Rocher in the middle of the cake
STOP DAN
Post more food pics, DaNX
i just ate now im gettting hungry again
im fat
all i got is sardines man
stop before i eat my pc
Oh, that looks good
i love sichuan cuisine
jut the right amount of heat
without burning your mouth off
now that is some cholesterol
Post the entire r/food subreddit
^
shitpost the entire r/food subreddit 
@spice fern my method usually involves onions, paprika, oil, silli sauce, hotsauce, uh
chili sauce.
never had good sardines
Sardines ๐คข
Brisket sandwiches are SO GOOD
Heart burn and closed arteries coming right up
that shit goes hard
I'd rather die of a heart attack from eating good food than pass away in my sleep, tbh.
uhhhhh
sone nice pepperoni
not my fav type of pizza
Onions on pizza are pog ngl
bacon has a much better flavor to grease ratio imo
Ooh
that looks tasty
I like pepperoni but it's so easy for them to turn into an oily mess
Everything is better with bacon
^
yes
Is that NY food
bacon makes bacon better
Brussels sprouts and bacon ๐
just fry anything in bacon grease
What's the context of the pics
Y my pp hard? ๐
I don't judge, just keep it to yourself
It all looks great but is it NY food or just food in general
bacon wrapped bacon fried in bacon grease and sprinked w some bacon bits
idk, tasty food
I live in fear of dying before discovering good food.
that's just food in general
Bacon-wrapped Chicken Cordon Bleu ๐
snot rolls 
Is that cheese?
Hongry
Yes, it is cheese

What kind of cheese is the question
Appetite gone
???
Looks like Bleu and some melty yellow.
Bacon-wrapped filet with scotched mushrooms ๐
yes pls
Quick question: Opinions on extra sharp cheddar cheese. I know it tends to be somewhat regional, curious what you think
Is extra sharp a regional definition?
Is there an elective surgery where you get your heart wrapped with bacon?
BACON
I mean preference
that looks tasty as fuc
I just ate im not that hungry steve
a "sharp" cheddar in some areas is pretty mild compared to others
I do like most cheeses, and cheddar is the most common we buy here, but I haven't heard of cheese being considered "sharp" before
that bacon wrapped fillet ๐
@somber anvil
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What does sharp do for cheese?
@spice fern

I peek in here & now I'm hungry... 
right
Unlucky
A sharp cheddar is harder/more crumbly and has a much stronger, more defined flavor.
Longer aging
I buy a lot of extra matured cheddar, not everyone likes it. Has quite a strong taste, and it's difficult to slice or grate since it breaks apart easily due to the penicillius marbling
That's exactly it
Longer time spent rotting...
Indeed. Like wine
Yeah, I love it
Very controlled and monitored rotting to arrive at a very specific and calculated result
@everyone
I guess that's why it feels firmer
It's a good excuse for me to slice it super thick for sandwiches
I feel mild cheddars taste very vague and muddy
Tasso
@marble fern Pinged @somber anvil

YES extra sharp cheddar on sandwiches is awesome
@somber anvil 

Ever had a strong cheddar with a fresh apple? It's pretty amazing
One of my favorite snacks is an apple and a slab of cheddar
Same, salad place I go to, I get all of that (pepper jack tho)
pepper jack is not similar
I have a tendency to love apples for a short period of time, like 2 weeks
And then not really want them for a while
About how long the harvest season lasts lol
In terms of fruit though, kiwis are 10/10
@somber anvil 
A good kiwi is 10/10 and bad one is 6/10

Hmm, I've never experienced a bad kiwi
check my deleted message

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C9 are dominating TSM 
Kiwis are people, you animal
I dislike kiwi
YOU MONSTER


thx for disliking, more for me


I do tend to disgust people around me when I eat kiwi though, since I eat kiwi with the skin
playing TCTD2 rn
the what?
Fur yuck
Tom Clancy's The Division 2
nobody actually calls it that
The rind of the kiwi, the brown semi-furry exterior skin
Div 2
Get past the texture and moth feel and its the most nutritious aprt of the fruit
Fewer characters than your acronym
mouth*
it's like eating the scalp of an old man
TomClanDiv2 
I just grew up lazy I think
I eat for texture so no thanks
Never got told not to eat it, discovered it was edible
edible does not mean tasty or nice to eat
I like it
read the text at the bottom
Crayons are edible

@slim flare
elmers glue
They actually arent, the body can't digest wax lol
I'm a eat the whole box of Crayola cuz it says nontoxic
@north saddle So, the devs whoa re working under branding guidelines call it that. Cool. What about everyone else in the world?
I mean, if you want colourful poops it's a great idea
If I enjoy [redacted] would I like the Division 2?
Yes
7 out of 8 flame turrets agree
Similar type
F
R T N I T E
loool
3rd person camera movement in the Division nauseats me.
Minesweeper is still the best though
I am concerned with how fast you pulled that up

The Housewife game
I LOVE VBUCKS
im reporting this
Alright, @dense shadow has been warned for 'Posted a link'.
@somber anvil 
@marble fern 
@marble fern

Oh no
you can blame me
also i love how twice as many people joined the 1 month than the year 2

1 year 1500, 1 months more than 30000
Oh M Eff GEE
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf
PING
bots are probably slow
pinging the masses will do that
server is dying
remember it as it once was
yeah you can blame me for causing the server to break LUL
White names 
if i nul myself can i un nul myself

What nul?
Thank you, mylord
Not enough resources m'lord
@strong owl Claws donation was a gesture of good faith. As were my actions posting his content You dont get to pay for advertising here ;P
๐
Egads
speaking of which
no it was a ban appeal for future bans
i actually had someone wanting to buy adspace for something destiny related
aka real $ services
yeet
ye i was joking ๐ thx for the reply though
mute appeal for future mutes*
i didnt think 300/ post was too high 
@strong owl โค
if he wouldve said yes and i wouldve had to tell him no it would have been funny
Let me buy ad space to advertise my new invention
its a bot that bans people when they say "ban me"
Its very efficient
I could imagine $100 flat rate per character if someone like Activision wanted to advertise here.
@carmine glacier 
Imagine letting asstivision advertise in your server
if activision where to pay u 50K a month to advertise their new games on this server would u do it
you got a better chance of me laying a golden egg rn
were
Activi$hit
You can swear here
@north saddle no, but the alt i would create and hand over the server to would
Fuck
ใ uck


LOL
@glossy vault #๐ฌdestiny-chat 
ใ sounds like K
I agree
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He is 
Can every1 just mute triv hes bad influence
@guywhocomplainsaboutpings
Tasso doesn't have cleansing knife poggers
You have bad influence. Tasso
@past aurora i can help you get rid of pings if you need just hit me up
@past aurora 
toxic

Thank the gods tts doesn't work here
๐ฏ


Bee syrup
giveaways are still rigged against me 
@native fox flex that year of nitro
Can I give myself away?
flex on tasso for having nitro for slightly longer than him 
get sherbd
Don't have to worry about running out of Nitro if you auto renew a year at a time.
Mfw
you won losing
You won exile
imo there should be a requirement to enter the giveaway
hmm
there is
i see too many people just joining the server for the giveaways
they have to have destiny 2
you mean
to even enter
destiny server btw not giveaway server
win and they are inactive
at least make the requirement "be active" or smth
can people who won a giveaway before enter another one?
@mild crystal ๐
yes
Have to have triumph score of 69420 to enter giveaway
@mild crystal i cant make people BE active

lol
hMM
can we make the req be top 20 in the server 


in terms of mee6 rank
Oh
hAVE aT lEAST 100 mESSAGES iN sERVER

iT wAS a jOKE bUT oK
SuRe It Was
Oh
!invite
have 100 deleted messages LUL
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

@marble fern lvl 52 gang
You better start spamming more triv
alex is rambling
Or else
to get higher

Level 61 gang
bee im coming for u first

Watch your back triv
When they ping in the giveaway channel, it sometimes excites me that I may have won the giveaway but then I fall into disappointment 
20x gang
@marble fern i plan on getting to level 69420
or less
welf can i have a chat to make a bot post everminute so i can overthrow triv?
@spice fern wont work
yes you can
all you have to do is make your own server
darn
what a shutdown
alex it only counts messages a minute apart

@eไธทeryone
@timid agate 



tasso he will stop acting up when you stop getting first in loosing 
im sorry 
oไธทo
@spice fern i dont give a fuck
love again
i post faster than bot
(โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป
fiteme



Alex can i fight with
?
@everyone except for Tasso 
can we ban alex he said fuck?

Pepe BR in #๐ฌoff-topic-no-destiny-talk
i have bigger hammer
@glossy vault gotta ban you too
gotta ban yourself too
since u said fuck
fuck

fuck
alright
i got double banned
so did tim 
oh wait no triple banned
I'm a ใ uck
!!welf
do it
make a giveaway where only you alex and i can enter and its 3 free bans
@mild crystal
and the bans will be made by eva
lol were you able to get dedicated raider in the past (for a short time) in this discord if you payed for it? lol
Eva Notte 
I has the green powers

if you payed someoen to get the clears yea
uh huh
nuh huh
ill invite u to my discord then potatoban you there
without the clears
lmazo
no

i mean just paying for it
Hey guys is mob psycho any good
i dont believe so
Ban all yellow plebs
unless welf is corrupt 
you used to be able to
But you will be included beer
Huh
welf make it so you had to be a year 1 deticated to enter giveaways
Oh
before donator was a thing some ppl donated money and got dedicated
You are also yellow my brother
Beer bad, orange juice superior
That's the point
some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make
orange juice + whiskey is superior
welf make it so u gotta get 69 clears of every raid to enter giveaways
No more, no less
if you get past that
Water > orange juice > all other beverages
gotta get 69420 of each raid
water is trash
@vestal bloom r/waterniggas
its not like we need it to survive
who wins
Redacted kinda sus tho
@somber anvil redacted what
r/nou

r/bossfights
59 redacted wish
Alex for saying a racist word
That one part where [redacted] is too hard imo
bee you missed one
You are being punished
ooh got em
๐ ฑ unished

water has no race
mr owner of r/water||nibbas|| please change name to r/waternwords
Jesus ๐ ฑ hrist

*iTsArEdDiTsOiDoNtDeSeRvEtHePuNiShMeNt
big ๐ ฑ 's only
Can we ask welf for a bee emoji that non nitro plebs can use
free my man lego he didnt do sheit
It is real oh my word
ask wook @vestal bloom
vapin i dont need to be freed 
Ngl panic! At the disco is pretty good
i was making a reference to @mild crystal and his special reddit
Lego just left to make some bacon.
thats a special boi

some say you can hear the sizzle and smell the grease through his mike
Mire lore

Imagine thinking Jonathan joestar is the best jojo 
woah thats a microaggression lego
imagine
weewoooweewoo

pc police are cumin
cumin is a bad word WEEWOO
Imagine wanting to watch Jojo but getting distracted so you never start
jojo is bizarro and i dont want nuno
i tried watching it but i cant take it seriously
nah its the art style like i look at jojo and all i see thunder thighs
It's not supposed to be taken seriously
part 5 is popping
Glorious man flesh
The art style changes significantly over the course of the series.
Gross. Weebs.
o really now
i strive to be Notorious B.I.G.
Araki's style gets a bit less football player-like.
part 5 has some more realistic looking people
No matter how bad artwork gets in anime, it'll never be as bad as borderlands.
And a bit more actual-football player-like.
is that the 2x champion 
@north saddle what's the "11000"?
.
thats how many weebs he's destroyed
God's work
i watch anime but i'll die before i go weebo mode
More like, the number of weebs that have destroyed him
woah now i dont get turned on by anime titties so i'm not that far gone
That's why my pfp is a therapeutic pic
yeah it is
You ever wish you had a Gatoradeโข sponsor so whenever you would run out of Gatoradeโข, you would have more Gatoradeโข.
Not a huge fan of Gatorade, so... not really.
my highschool was sponsored by gatorade and we had so much f u c k i n g gatorade
Powerade >
i cant drink it anymore
oh ik
jms
i was emphasizing how much
oh i got ya
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same 
anyone got Division 2?
not me
not me
Nope, not a single person bought the game
not me
considering not entering giveaways anymore since theyre all rigged
commercial failure
@north saddle has it
pinged btw 
@north saddle has The Division 2
i was gonna ask about a riddle they put into the game because this shit is complex
@bitter plover what game
this is a destiny lfg server so no rules to break
shhhhhhhh
can only post pics of ghosts
but last time i tried to post a pic i got a warning
farming the dark zone rn
@mild crystal Don't have to worry about winning the giveaways if you just buy your own Nitro.
they said no no thats not it chief
Chief called, he said u ain't it
@spark anvil well yeah ur spamming the same letter over and over again
@mild crystal no im not i spammed 3 letters x 5 and (15 characters) + 52 characters without repetetion
52 characters
Can't type with emotes 
Your definition of "spam" is irrelevant.
Spam is nasty
less than 20% of what i wrote on the sentence "could" be considered spam
to put it plain, if the bot considers what you are doing to be spam
its spam
the Def of spam can vary depending on where you are
so if someone just wants to laugh and put a few "ha" it cant cause its spam
right
Like I said, YOUR definition of "spam" is irrelevant.
how about the dictionary's defenition?!
That definition of spam is also irrelevant.
spam
/spam/
noun
irrelevant or inappropriate messages sent on the Internet to a large number of recipients.
2.
a canned meat product made mainly from ham.
verb
I prefer #2
as do i
Meat
dude spam is lit
pan fried
exactly, nowhere on that worldwidly accepted definition is what i did on the sentence
spam rolls
with some fried eggs
are amazing
Salty meat
you will see as someone said earlier it can vary place to place. Here Multiple repeating chars are not needed and considered spam
Sure we do, just not super long drawn out 30 letter LOLs
It doesn't take 52 characters to laugh, man.
@upbeat salmon read the sentence again
because the problem of the majority of ppl is they cant even read what is infront of their eyes
I don't really care enough to scroll up in chat.
so your LOL was 15 letters?
What you said in 15 letters could have been said in 3.
Sounds like a personal problem if you feel the need to drag it out to 15 letters.
Sounds like 30 letters to LOL to me
Gross
easy fix LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL -> LoL
Wait
LMAOXDROFLGOTEEMLOOOOL
It also requires less effort to use 3 letters instead of 15, and you will get the same point across.
@upbeat salmon not even comparable
@spark anvil dont spam and youll be all good
only spam we care about is in these pictures
when u laugh in chat u also just write ha, or he right
@spark anvil Doesn't matter to me, but like I said earlier, it sounds like a personal problem.
ye
dont need 15 letters to jaja
actually when I think something is mildly funny, because I never laugh
blblbl
because that totally proves that ur laughin
someone better come get this mans
Don't be a fucking contrarian for the sake of arguing about petty shit.
It's simple. Just don't spam.


Ban
haha if i had a dollar for everytime that happened
or u could just type "i didn't laugh out loud but i forced more air out of my nose"
G
ey
lol
LOL = "I am currently in a state of hysterical laughter"
LMAO I'M DYING = not dying
You could also use "LMAO"
Laughing OUT LOUD btw haHAA
Or "LMFAO"
Depending on the degree of amusement it has provided you.
loll
DaNX, more food pics, please
K
HEY
TEACHER
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
All in All it's just another brick in the wall


Yesh you know whatโs up

join the bike squad guys
awww I didnt win ๐ฆ
I forgot how toxic he was hot damn

what what

guys should I have more ram but slower speed or less ram but faster speed?
16 at minimum
faster speed better though
Can always download more RAM if you really need it.

i set up my monitor finally
I think u need a bigger mousepad
prob but you need one of those desk ones
yeah i see it
stack them
now just drill a hole though desk for the mouse/keyboard cables and you're golden
i did the hole in my last desk and i didnt like it that much
just made it annoying to move my keyboard around
just use zips
Alright, @terse abyss has been warned for 'Posted a link'.
another reason i dont like holding down my keyboard wire is cuz of the braided material on it frays easily
i have the same problem
i drilled a hole under my keyboard and put the wire through and used clips to hang then on my desk
and i had a bluetooth mouse but it broke
my next buy is a cable bungie for my mouse
I use a $20 acer keyboard that came with my PC like a chad
when i finally get a real desk ill make it so the keyboard wires are hidden. until then im fine with this
the rest is cable managed
yea it looks fine
i donteven want m,y monitors on my desk tbh
nah my next desk will be build onto the wall so its floating. the cable management will be build into the desk
Hmm how would that work
the goal is to wire the desk up so it has a power strip in it
then just hang all the wires or route them under the desk top
probaly if its a hollow it will just go though
i dont want a desk with legs lol
i just have an IKEA desk
I like desks where the legs are like
Barely 3 centimeters
Because there's drawers
Where legs should be?
If that makes sense
i had one of those linmon ikea tables and i beat the fuck outta it
I phrased that really weird
i want my desk to look like this but made of super burly wood beams
your gonna have a floating desk then make sure that wall is strong because i had a tv mounted to my wall and it fell of in the middle of the night
That's one hell of an IKEA desk, linnmon
yeah, floating desks should be built right to the studs
thats one small back rest
those linmon tables are made of paper mache and cardboard
Scotch tape too
I don't like floating desks because it feels like it'll collapse if I put any weight on it
That's why you build it sturdy ๐ค
the "youtuber starter pack" desk
yea you dont want your whole setup falling
yea really small
yikers
$30 ikea special
my setup right now is wack
yea
took me 2 years to get to this point lol
i have my PS4 and my xbox on top of each other of each other and it takes up alot of space
went from swapping inputs on my monitor to swap from pc to console to no more console and 3 monitors lol
i still have one monitor
not to mention every peripheral i own has been upgraded seince
i wish
the only thing i still have is that samsung monitor on the left cuz its an amazing monitor i have had for years and years
Build a custom desk for your PC ๐
good for beer pong not good for a setup
take it
ha
My desk is a 60 year old engineer drafting table that i looted from a power plant that was soon to be demolished
yea those are great
good backstory
Thanks
drafting tables are amazing
i would love a motorized desk
is it wood or metal
Wood.
drafting tables are usually a particle board with laminate
but heavy thick particle board
Idk what kind but its some dense shit
i wish i didnt break my headset
what makes them heavy is the metal parts that allow it to lift and tilt
drafting tables can usually tilt 45 degrees
Something like this would look pretty sweet
i would never build a pc desk
looks sweet but pain to clean
watching linus tech tips after he built one and then had to upgfrade it looked like a nightmare
plus in order to clean you pc you have to clear off your desk lol
It cleans itself.
3 monitors, an oculus, and a Wacom
Built-in windshield wipers
i clean my pc once a month...i would hate having to undo all that all the time
Cleaning a desk PC would be awful
yea im good
gotta take it outside and hit it with a leaf blower lmao
I'd be more likely to put up an open wall mounted PC
๐ต And you know i will shoot you in yo eye
just so i can hear that plek kek ๐ต
This shit is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSjACHu4c6A
The Acer Predator Thronos gaming chair puts all other furniture to shame. Watch more from CES 2019 here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmqIUeiAm0&list=PLr...
i used to have a friend that had one of those
No, Tasso
I just ate my pc
Nice
@upbeat salmon
@normal forge
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@upbeat salmon
what should i play
Microsoft Sudoku is a highly underrated game.
thanks
yes
i hope they do so bad
if they do everyone ask them for a free pc...that will make them stay for sure 
dont do that 
any other good games to play
candy crush
my mom plays that
shes on level like 5203
Papers,please!
Undertale?
when did asphalt 9 become free
if you have a switch Octopath Traveler
Havok is running out of Nitro tomorrow.
He's probably crying right now and doesn't want everyone to hear him.
@upbeat salmon 1 HR 34 MIN lol
HAHAHAHAHA
sucks to suck







you didnt give me love these days



