Splatoon 3

[bold plaza]

no, i can tell that the specials are like a lure for the octolings

actually nvm i interpreted that weong

wrong

i try to get all the specials i can during the third wave

ive learned that i always get surrounded when i swim up onto the ledge part to the north

[bold plaza]

i give up

[hidden spindle]

idk i just kept moving and aimed for one octoling at a time

also if your armor breaks and you have a moment to heal, do it

i barely used specials but the splashdown is useful

also peep the locker

[bold plaza]

i really do not think ill ever be able to finish after alterna

[hidden spindle]

don’t give up !

[hollow summit]

its really not so bad
like in the sense of "compared to the rest of story mode" yeah it is that bad
but i dont think its so hard that its a goal some people Cannot achieve

eventually you will get enough spawnkills and lucky special uses and eventually you will get the run where you save the armor to wave 3

[bold plaza]

ive been having the wave 3 armor runs all the time but it’s always a perfectly thrown wave breaker that gets me

[obtuse anchor]

i always forget the sky's the limit with posting on Splatoon

[uneven shadow]

thats how it is

[obtuse anchor]

i still haven't played ranked lol

[hidden spindle]

you guys have such cool badges

first L on S rank bc my teammates were all brain-dead

[hollow summit]

and heres my badges

my current goals are the 2 gold scale salmonid banner and "tableturf dojo max level pro" or whatever its called

id love to eventually get the hazard level max badge but i might never get that far

still havent beat cohozuna even once,,,

[hollow summit]

HEY WAIT YOU HAVE THE. THE THING

[uneven shadow]

what thing the Silver Judd

[hollow summit]

no the thing i literally mentioned

[uneven shadow]

ah. the anarchy battle badge

[hidden spindle]

i think that one is A rank reached ?

i have it too

[hollow summit]

ive barely touched ranked

[uneven shadow]

i gotta get the gold one

i gotta GRIND

[hollow summit]

tbh my time i can spare for the game has dropped off dramatically

[uneven shadow]

also why is the A rank trophy worse looking than B

[hollow summit]

i dont care about the ranked badges but i would like the trophies for the lockers

[hidden spindle]

no idea lol

[uneven shadow]

i thought "oh, itll be bronze silver then gold!" but its just Coal

[hidden spindle]

it’s really ugly

[uneven shadow]

praying S has a better one

[hollow summit]

do they not go to gold??????????????

[hidden spindle]

nah it’s just ugly

[hollow summit]

maybe they're saving that for X Battle™️ or something

[hidden spindle]

also is there X rank here or no

[hollow summit]

"not yet" i think

and its X Battle now which is. not a rank? but i forget what the distinction is

i wonder, by % of players who manage it, how difficult hazard level max is compared to getting into X rank

[uneven shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon3-smallfry-little-buddy-salmonid-gif-24353298

[lost dirge]

how they do that post?

[bitter cliff]

there are programs you can use to draw pics into the game idk how youd sync em tho

[lost dirge]

oh huh

[uneven shadow]

???

[hidden spindle]

LMFAO ????

how do y’all keep getting these glitches

the worst i’ve had is when the bomb glitched out of the flyfish

[hollow summit]

i think ive had the game outright crash on me during tableturf

also is "bomb leaving flyfish" a glitch? i thought it was intentional just to be mean

[hidden spindle]

that’s actually awful

like i watched it land and then it vibrated violently out for a bit and then popped out of the bucket and i got hit and died

[uneven shadow]

i was just trying to customize my locker and nintendo took it 💔

[hidden spindle]

i don’t like mr. grizz but he’s also really nice in salmon run … so ….

he told me good job after a 95 egg haul !! and said “thanks for sticking around for the cohozuna :o)”

[uneven shadow]

someone called mr grizz hot in plaza

[hollow summit]

i want eggsecutive VP just so grizz can tell me how cool and good at video games i am

[young moss]

why do you need grizz’s approval when you can have mine

[hollow summit]

unfortunately you didnt get the special dialogue for 100 eggs so he likes me better. sorry

[young moss]

Hey casual koopa ur awesome at video games!

[hollow summit]

hmm. interesting proposition

[hidden spindle]

applez i just won a tower control match are you proud

[young moss]

thats . awesome

[uneven shadow]

i have 100000000000000000000000000 turf war wins

[hidden spindle]

doesn’t hit the same sorry

[hollow summit]

you're just like one of the three sentences shiver has to say about salmon run

[young moss]

lmk when u have 200000000000000000000000000…

[hidden spindle]

mr. grizz told me i was a True Profressional

[uneven shadow]

👍 👍

[hidden spindle]

true !

[hollow summit]

(why did deep cut get so little dialogue,,, cmon,,,,)

[uneven shadow]

mr grizz once told me to group up in high tide 😏

[young moss]

tgeyre shy

theyre

[hollow summit]

they're NEWS HOSTS

[young moss]

shy hosts

[hollow summit]

write your lines ahead of time idk

just say new things!! please

[uneven shadow]

New dialogue added! Big man reciting the pledge of allegiance

[hidden spindle]

mr. grizz doesn’t have that problem

he’s my best friend

[uneven shadow]

he would kill u for 2 dollars

[hollow summit]

not me having to look up the pledge of allegiance

[hidden spindle]

he would kill YOU

[hollow summit]

also TRUE mr grizz has more dialogue than deep cut,,,

[young moss]

i pledge allegiance to the flag

[hidden spindle]

i’m different

[uneven shadow]

for THREE dollars.

i win

[young moss]

of the united states of america

[hollow summit]

misread wikipedia and thought it said "The Pledge of Allegiance of the United States is a pathetic recited verse"

(the word was patriotic)

[young moss]

and to the republic for which it stands

[uneven shadow]

i pledge allegience to the swag 😂 of the united drip of america 🤔

[young moss]

one nation under god

[rocky halo]

this isn’t wrong

[uneven shadow]

gets shot by 17 soliders

[young moss]

i forgot the rest

[rocky halo]

under god

until he smites us

[uneven shadow]

and divisible. something justice for all

[rocky halo]

or whatever

amen

[hollow summit]

The most recent alteration of its wording came on Flag Day (June 14) in 1954, when the words "under God" were added.[11] they really added "you're only included if you're christian lol lmao" ???

that sounds like the kind of thing you would remove

[young moss]

forward moving country

[hollow summit]

integration of church and state sucks im with flipper flopper im gonna start praying to dolphins

[uneven shadow]

im prayin to luffy 🙏 may he get that one piece

[young moss]

did u guys in school have to recite the pledge every morning

[rocky halo]

every school does that

[young moss]

then have a moment of silence

[hollow summit]

Louis Albert Bowman, an attorney from Illinois, was the first to suggest the addition of "under God" to the pledge. The National Society of the Daughters of the American Revolution gave him an Award of Merit as the originator of this idea. cmon,,,, really,,,,

[uneven shadow]

still do. but i just stand there until its over

[young moss]

rly

that’s crazy

[rocky halo]

yea

[hollow summit]

teehee im canadian

[rocky halo]

you know what i mean

[hollow summit]

but we do still have to stand for the national anthem

[young moss]

it would be weird if u did the usa pledge in canada

why do schools do that that is wild

[hollow summit]

thats true

[rocky halo]

patriotism

[hidden spindle]

we still do it but it’s optional now

[hollow summit]

we still have god keep our land glorious and free in ours too

do other schools make you sing??? every day???

[hidden spindle]

oh we don’t have that

[young moss]

damn they got god in canada

[hidden spindle]

my old school in hawaii did

[hollow summit]

sheesh man

[hidden spindle]

we had to sing the national anthem and the hawaiian anthem

[young moss]

What is the hawaiian anthem

[hidden spindle]

https://youtu.be/oJu5JvZSoCw

[hollow summit]

i dont even take off my headset for the anthem anymore
canadian anthem is lame compared to Hero Mode Alterna 10

[rocky halo]

i knew the texas anthem once

[hidden spindle]

we sang it in hawaiian it was cool

i still know it

some of it

[rocky halo]

i don’t remember iy

[uneven shadow]

i remember the kansas state anthem. i always hated it

[young moss]

hawaiian is a language?!?!?

[hidden spindle]

we also had to sing this one too https://youtu.be/MAU2TgfZAcc

[hollow summit]

i think patriotism is Kind Of Silly to put it lightly

[young moss]

does arkansas have a state anthem

probably goes crazy

[hollow summit]

oh ive never heard of this but from the thumbnail oh no

[hidden spindle]

yeah ??

[uneven shadow]

kansas state anthem but it ads ar to every word

[rocky halo]

what do u think they spoke before the us colonized them??

[hidden spindle]

spanish

[rocky halo]

tru

[young moss]

whatever they had idk

[hidden spindle]

hawaiian

[rocky halo]

hawaiian.

[young moss]

tbh i thought it only had aloha

abd whatever stitch said

[rocky halo]

applez…..

[young moss]

not like a while language

[hidden spindle]

….

they speak hawaiian in lilo and stitch

[uneven shadow]

they made a language based off lilo and stich

[hidden spindle]

lilo is a hawaiian name

[uneven shadow]

incredible

[young moss]

damn rly

[rocky halo]

i am going insane

[hidden spindle]

they even sing in hawaiian in the opening song

[young moss]

huh

for the tv show or movie

[hidden spindle]

m. movie

[young moss]

oh

ive seen every movie i forgot that iguess

[hidden spindle]

https://youtu.be/kvznYJEFh1w

[young moss]

do people still speak hawaiian

[hidden spindle]

Yeah.

[young moss]

damn

thats cool then

[hidden spindle]

but it’s decreased a lot because colonization

but it’s cool that we had to sing the state anthem in hawaiian

[young moss]

do u know hawaiian sentences

[hidden spindle]

i compare it to native americans and how they still have their language but colonization and forced assimilation almost wiped it out

[young moss]

like lo siento hawaii

[hidden spindle]

no i literally know one word and it’s a slur against white people

[young moss]

guess u didnt see lilo and stitch 😏

[hidden spindle]

i can kinda sing the chorus in the state anthem tho

[hidden spindle]

you didn’t even know it was a language

[young moss]

well

i knew there was hawaiian words but i didnt know there was a language

like how british people say words americans dont say

[hidden spindle]

dislike

[hollow summit]

mr grizz probably knew hawaiian was a language

[hidden spindle]

SOOOO TRUE

mr. grizz: 1
applez: 0

[hollow summit]

how am i to accept praise from someone who doesnt know their languages

[young moss]

well at least im not ||dead||

[hollow summit]

(spoilers for some metal gear game idk) are you sure

[young moss]

What the fuck

[hidden spindle]

||okay and ?? he’s still in my heart||

[young moss]

tbh i did know more hawaiian than marb

to be fair

[rocky halo]

||mr grizz is dead?||

[young moss]

idk i assumed so

[rocky halo]

is he like an AI reconstruction

[young moss]

but i also forgot what i saw in the story mode

[rocky halo]

oh

splatoon 3 story mode

[young moss]

yeah

[rocky halo]

gotcha

[young moss]

i was just kidding then

[rocky halo]

👍

[hidden spindle]

i mean idk because ||he still talks to you||

[young moss]

its ||LIL JUDD||

[hidden spindle]

not believing you bc it’s boring and lame

[stoic delta]

lil judd has headsets after beating story mode and a grizzco deck in tableturf

[uneven shadow]

Little Guys Gotta Listen To Some Tunes

[steel pivot]

with a headset?

[uneven shadow]

style

[steel pivot]

listening in mono

[hybrid cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/lonewolf_45_SMM/status/1581813443208019968?t=SxHAd5ddKVXeIdrHkoIn3w&s=19

Bam

[obtuse anchor]

whew this was almost a different story

[hybrid cedar]

Ikr

The tale of Jonah, colorized

Originally I just wanted to escape but I didnt expect this outcome

Which essentially won us that wave

[obtuse anchor]

nice

[hidden spindle]

holy shit that’s nice

[hybrid cedar]

Cant be as metal as exploding a reefslider inside the maws mouth

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/Emprider/status/1581815871520923649?s=20&t=7HDKYZrDvaT7oDqwvHmhDw

Rider/Spino (スパイノ) 🦖⚡️ (@Emprider)

Any inkling born after 2015 can't play clam blitz, all they know is splat zones, charge they rainmaker, twerk, be on the tower, eat hot chip, and lie

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Twitter · Oct 17, 2022, 1:14 AM

[hidden spindle]

factually accurate

[obtuse anchor]

i had to close and reopen my game just now from a comm error

[uneven shadow]

they werent lying

[hidden spindle]

shoutout to the time i lost a salmon run and was back in the waiting area and went into sleep mode and when i came back an hour later it demoted me again back to profreshional +1

[hollow summit]

stoy mode ||so whered mr grizz get the money
was he only saving some of the eggs and selling them? is that what the power eggs were for?
the after alterna log goes like "mr grizz had a brilliant idea; hed just Buy them" and you kind of need money to finance that||

[uneven shadow]

onlyfish

[hollow summit]

hmm. i dont like

[hollow summit]

i think i would Not

[steel pivot]

but it's easy

as long as you all stay at the highest point near the egg basket

[earnest rampart]

when rapid blaster pro has based kit

vaccum is a based special

[hybrid cedar]

Ink vac is really good

Havent gotten around to using it but its really useful for just being a wall

[earnest rampart]

good defensive and offensive weapon

use it at the right time and you can stop yourself from being splatted

and then once you're in the clear FIRE IT!

[hybrid cedar]

I usually get close and personal to ink vac users cause before they throw it theres a window where they're usually vulnerable

Not the best strategy but its how i roll

[obtuse anchor]

sheeeeeesh they got ||"Inkoming! - Splatoon 2"|| playing in the lobby

[obtuse anchor]

L so big it exploded the Splatoon servers at Nintnedo headquarters

[hidden spindle]

yeah it’s such a good time

[hybrid cedar]

This went in so many directions and I expected none of them

[uneven shadow]

average aerospray user

[snow swan]

i thought we were gonna get a halloween event

[uneven shadow]

whats gonna happen when splatoon 1 goes offline

will it just have story mode

[steel pivot]

yeah

and local multiplayer

[uneven shadow]

dam.

[steel pivot]

and squid jump

[sullen cairn]

why did they make hammerhead bridge stinky poopoo

where are my grates

[lost dirge]

EXCUSE ME

WHAT?!

https://twitter.com/thebigsadkad/status/1579286590282612737?s=46&t=Q0HjXmUCmuMhrC2lPp1ssQ

kad (@thebigsadkad)

Apparently, Splatoon 3 was planned to have the option for freckles or scars on your inkling/octoling, but the idea was scrapped. The textures are still in the files though, here's what they look like on the model.

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Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 1:43 AM

NOW I WANT FRECKLES

[hidden spindle]

would the freckles change color with the ink like hair

that would be so cool if they did

[uneven shadow]

almost to the dab

[young moss]

U a big splatty ? splatoon fan

[uneven shadow]

Heck Yeah,

[young flint]

WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO GREATNESS

[lost dirge]

RIGHT

[rocky halo]

https://www.neka.cc/composer/11283

[lost dirge]

https://www.neka.cc/composer/12075

[hollow summit]

PICREWS????

oh this is a different website

but. THE IDEA

WAIT skin coolor i forgot

the other one doesnt have my skin color :( unfortunately common with these

[jade depot]

cant believe this is missing the octoling lashes

whats the point

[hollow summit]

does.
does this one not have eye color???

I Guess Not

[lost dirge]

sad it dont have any eye color options

[hidden spindle]

THERE’S A SPLATUNES MAKER ???

and IT’S GOOD ??

[uneven shadow]

this rotation is fun btw

peep it

[hidden spindle]

does this work on mobile

[young moss]

try it

[hidden spindle]

i am but i think i get stuck in a loading loop

[young moss]

it worked for me

[hidden spindle]

i probs have shit signal

[young moss]

💩

[hidden spindle]

got it

guess who picked the wrong ears ..

[young moss]

not me

[hidden spindle]

[young moss]

ohh was it u?

[hidden spindle]

yeah

surprise

[young moss]

u got me

[hollow summit]

oh silly me! forgot to enter the shoal again! i guess i just have to wifi disconnect from offline tableturf again

[hidden spindle]

i’m at pro+3 again

life is good

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/luci_4k/status/1582945197121409024?s=20&t=lQ_qFrHXksDa0YRshCHtFQ

Luci (@luci_4k)

I've had enough

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Twitter · Oct 20, 2022, 4:01 AM

[hidden spindle]

actual worst mashup ever

the bomb snipe combo makes me itch

and i swear these guys get like twice as many tenta missiles

[hybrid cedar]

The worst timeline

[hollow summit]

wait why is this good

this sounds like terrible synergy?

chargers being bad at painting + why would you need a burst bomb if a snipe is an instant kill

i guess tenta missiles on a backliner sounds pretty good but im very confused about the bomb choice

[hybrid cedar]

Burst bombs for if anyone rushes you

Ez

[hidden spindle]

bombs slow em down and can trap them

plus enemy ink weakens you so it’s harder to escape

[uneven shadow]

cries

[earnest rampart]

which is the worst map? go!

[uneven shadow]

all of them. all of them suck. all of them

[earnest rampart]

Hagglefish?

[sand ferry]

Scorch Gorge

[hollow summit]

the worst map is all of them except sockeye station
all the main game maps make me feel bad because im bad at the videogame and hydroplant/spawning grounds are hard to get good visibility on

to actually answer the question, though, the one where the tide lowers late into the match is immensely unsatisfying because it makes you feel like the first 2 minutes of turf are worthless even more than usually

which is a shame because otherwise its one of my favorites

[sand ferry]

I believe that stage is Mahi Mahi Resort. That stage sucks too

[uneven shadow]

mahi mahi is awesome

[uneven shadow]

https://vxtwitter.com/kohozuna/status/1582987098511925248?s=20&t=Tts_UKBLkLQnMyeVEgBraQ

[obtuse anchor]

this is the 50th comm error and i can't get a salmon run or regular match

guess the servers are down

[young flint]

Splatoon but fucked up and evil

[sullen cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-angry-scare-gif-5183071

[uneven shadow]

okay HATER

[obtuse anchor]

mahi mahi makes me happy happy

[hidden spindle]

mahi mahi haters are soooo lame

it’s like one of the best stages

i don’t think there’s a single stage i hate now that i think about it

[bold plaza]

i hate sturgeon shipyard

every game on there is torture for me

[hybrid cedar]

It's fine

Tho my only complaint is the base is too big

[celest vault]

Big run announcement at <t:1666357200:t> im calling it

[hollow summit]

god this is wrong. were it not for the turtle you wouldnt even know this was me

anyway certified Getting There

i did some math in the tableturf server a little while ago

guess what rank is the halfway point to rank 50 in terms of points

its ||38||

[hollow summit]

🫵 they are NOT reeflux farming

[young moss]

normal splatoon game

[celest vault]

Extremely late but

[uneven shadow]

yeehaw

[young moss]

holy shit i got jumpscared bc i forgot i had earbuds in and didnt expect to actually hear the video

[snow swan]

i await the big run event next weekend

[uneven shadow]

squeezer makes so much sense to me now

i understand it...

splashwall is my best friend

[hollow summit]

damn my game completely crashed while trying to queue up for salmon run

i just need to fight cohozuna Once and ill be happy with my salmon run for the day

[lost dirge]

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1583533583729590272?s=20&t=TauR8gncZ6ASLB_5yWLhXg

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

Get ready to celebrate the Splatoon x Pokémon #Splatfest collab with this upcoming keychain set reward from My Nintendo! Collect 'em all for yourself, or share with friends on the other teams.

Coming soon: https://t.co/dHozO9gyIh

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Twitter · Oct 21, 2022, 7:00 PM

[wintry drift]

Pokemon in a Splatfest Yooooooo!

Dis hype lets gooo!! : DD

[hollow summit]

i cant get past wave 3 but i dont lose before wave 3 so it never gets easier

[hollow summit]

all that for 6 bronze scales

[uneven shadow]

the grind.... NEVER STOPS!!!

[hidden spindle]

do you get new emotes

or no

also how do you have this much free time

[uneven shadow]

ahhh etto bleh

also no you just get really bad mystery boxes

[sand ferry]

Opinions on table turf… go!
I don’t like it and I think it’s really boring.

[hollow summit]

.

[uneven shadow]

karma

[young moss]

did u win thi

i

o

[uneven shadow]

No

[young moss]

o

[hybrid cedar]

https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1583568276881227776?s=20&t=gJrOg8V743maHn5LhDzUXw

SpookmealDome 🎃 (@OatmealDome)

[Splatoon 3]

An all-random weapon rotation is coming up on Oct 28 at 8 am UTC!

This rotation, the rare weapon will be the Grizzco Blaster.

For times in your time zone, check our JelonzoBot website: https://t.co/u0w9dLETm1

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Twitter · Oct 21, 2022, 9:17 PM

Grizzco blaster lets go

https://twitter.com/PufuuLive/status/1583586251403587584?s=20&t=pxpA8zDfQDu8dsm1koEZCg

Pufuu 🐡 (@PufuuLive)

Splatoon 3 Ver. 1.2.0 - BIG RUN #Splatoon #スプラトゥーン3

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Twitter · Oct 21, 2022, 10:29 PM

[hollow summit]

to clarify; not real

the rotation is presumably real though

[hybrid cedar]

Holy shit

Big Run is not real

[hollow summit]

the big run is faaaaake

(can we get much lower)

genuinely i wish the game would just let you use the slopsuit for regular gameplay

[steel pivot]

thank god we're not getting salmonlings

[hollow summit]

splatoon 2 let you get the workers cap

[hybrid cedar]

Wahoo World SR sounds horrendous

[hidden spindle]

that would be so cool tho …

[uneven shadow]

turns my brain off

good expirience

[hidden spindle]

love doing that

best part of being a roller main

[uneven shadow]

its satisfying mowing people

[young flint]

Gimmie the Sea Harelings

[stoic delta]

it should just be squids and octopus forever

[obtuse anchor]

why isn't our bow user not killing steelheads on this rotation?

we can't reach them with a roller or the 2 sloshers

[uneven shadow]

more insane roller action

[celest vault]

As a Texan I’m screwed

[uneven shadow]

https://vxtwitter.com/nay_okey/status/1583511325334200324?s=20&t=rvz_QJRjtjSKohKNfFTixA

[hidden spindle]

series makes me so sad

so many points gone …

only for me to lose a series 2-3

[uneven shadow]

try winning next time! :3

https://vxtwitter.com/GyonikuBun/status/1583949482021961728?s=20&t=tXD8WyMH6vTYRelC2UaeqQ

[hidden spindle]

LOSING my mIND my controller decided the last minute was the time to start acting up

[hidden spindle]

bad teammate syndrome

literally everybody vanished

and they got a knockout

[uneven shadow]

me praying for one of my crappy teammates to leave so i dont get a loss counted

[bold plaza]

#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin

[bold plaza]

it’s so funny to play the old splat 1 levels and watch how mediocre the octoling ai is

ive seen them try and fail to swim through my ink plenty of times

[young moss]

certified S+ rank splatoon 3 gamer

[bold plaza]

I HAD ONE octoling left on the final phase of after alterna

died to a wave breaker

how is this humanly possible

[hidden spindle]

keep moving

read the octolings because they are predictabl

don’t let yourself get cornered

holding the higher ground is good too

also if you have everything maxed it out it should help with tracking their locations

[bold plaza]

yeah i got it

always happens right after i whine lol

[steel pivot]

wow I never realized that the zipcaster is like the inkjet in that you get sent back to where you initiated it after it runs out

[uneven shadow]

society if it didnt

[hidden spindle]

zipcaster is. something i guess

[bold plaza]

i still havent gotten the hang of it

[hidden spindle]

it’s an easy kill imo

[bold plaza]

entering my splattershot pro phase

[bitter cliff]

thats just what ive been playin since launch

[bold plaza]

its so good ?????

angle shooter obviously sucks but crab tank + the main weapon is great

the range is my favorite part

i was playing tower with it and i got a lot of splats (“a lot” being an understatement)

[bitter cliff]

ive been able to team wipe with it more than once its great

[bold plaza]

this was the prophecy match

[bitter cliff]

what the fuck

[young moss]

bros at war

[bold plaza]

i think that was the match where i got my proudest charger splat

[bitter cliff]

thats like a kill every 13 seconds assuming this went on for 5 min

[bold plaza]

nvm

i dont even remember what went on in the 44-splat-tershot pro match

[bitter cliff]

its crazier once factoring in the guy that had half as many kills

[bold plaza]

i think everyone being fixated on the tower makes it easier to rack up splats

[bold plaza]

immediately following this i get three terrible teammate syndrome matches in a row

[young flint]

Is Big Run and Splatoween kill

[bitter cliff]

prob

i figure they woulda announced plans some time ago if it were scheduled for halloween

instead we have plans for an event in nov.

so if anything big run will come later

[young flint]

Atleast this will be the only month of radio silence

Im beginning to ponder if I got the game TOO early

[bold plaza]

anyone got any high-res pictures of elite fuzzy octolings

while playing after alterna, i couldve sworn they were just the normal ones

[hidden spindle]

acc to the inkipedia, there’s an elite octoling in the background

oh duh there is

the seaweed in their hair

well there’s really no difference between reg ocotlings and elite ones besides the darker tentacles and seaweed

also inkipedia says those are the elite ones

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/Mlickles/status/1584269655816179712?s=20&t=4ILqQC2Rx7aO24S9VfKuzA

Mlick (@Mlickles)

damn girl where are you going

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Twitter · Oct 23, 2022, 7:44 PM

[hidden spindle]

home

[obtuse anchor]

📱 yeah Murch i'd like to "order" everything she's wearing

[uneven shadow]

you get this but with all sub resistance up

[obtuse anchor]

[hollow summit]

halfway through rank 42 of tableturf

the grind,,

[bold plaza]

five disconnect rounds in a row !

[bold plaza]

i hate clam blitz i hate clam blitz

also i hate getting pitted against three japanese players on the othet tram

team

[hollow summit]

got a cohozuna to spawn 3 minutes after the rotation switch lets GO

closest ive ever came to winning too even if i didnt quite manage it

[bold plaza]

almost won a five series

lost to another entirely japanese team on the final round

at least i won four clam blitz rounds i guess

[hollow summit]

catalogue finished :D

[hidden spindle]

mfw my teammates are all braindead during grillers and i had to fight off my griller by myself with the goo tuber

which wasted like 20 seconds

[rocky halo]

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v120

[obtuse anchor]

nice they're already nerfing strong stuff

not too big a blow as well

was thinking they would do it after every season

[hollow summit]

🥳

i honestly thought it wasnt a bug and that the game was just Mean now

[young moss]

guess they are staying closeted then

[hollow summit]

``

wha-

hello? copypaste?

whats going on

can you not crt-c from this website

[young moss]

What is crt c

oh

[hollow summit]

i dont know whats happening it refuses to let me copy paste stuff even though it lets me highlight it

not even if i right click

thats so weird???

[young moss]

cursed site

[hollow summit]

had to click "search google for" and then copy paste that
anyway, Fixed an issue where players could avoid taking damage by jumping when a Flipper-Flopper attacked, regardless of whether they were in the attack area or not.

i mean was that really a gamebreaking problem i thought it was cool

not like this is going to suddenly make flipperfloppers a devastating foe or anything

[uneven shadow]

flipperfloppers are more of a threat than flyfish and stingers

[hollow summit]

apparently you could do that for cohozunas too?????

if you pull that off i think you deserve it on bravery alone

TRAGIC

splatoon says no centrists

i really want to see ane xample of this

the wording of "make clearing the stage Difficult" intrigues me

[hidden spindle]

yeah i had feeling bc it literally just went in and vibrated and popped out like that’s just Wrong

[hidden spindle]

this should have stayed tbh

would’ve been a cool feature

[hybrid cedar]

Yeah I felt cool when I avoided the flipper flopper by just jumping in kid form

Nice they fixed the inkjet over the basket bug where everything slows to a crawl

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYxCOis_sJM

[hybrid cedar]

https://twitter.com/lonewolf_45_SMM/status/1584757329689739264

Sicily SMM (@lonewolf_45_SMM)

PB for job score #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 4:02 AM

[bold plaza]

finally starting to fix this ratio up

[uneven shadow]

but youll never fix THIS ratio

[bold plaza]

yeah probably

[obtuse anchor]

dang, that ratio is BUSTED

[hollow summit]

https://twitter.com/CAFFSTRINK/status/1584749892551180288

ribeiro (@CAFFSTRINK)

When the whole squad doesn't know a damn thing #splatoon3

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Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 3:33 AM

[hollow summit]

it was foggy this morning and my first thought was "damn this is like salmon run irl"

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/thetruecourtesy/status/1584995392365600770?s=20&t=3D-1I-_rOprlU07T0ZoRzw

courtesycalling (@thetruecourtesy)

https://t.co/RmhtlimuCH

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Twitter · Oct 25, 2022, 7:48 PM

[hollow summit]

after much, much grinding i have lil judds card sleeves

[uneven shadow]

ive done it

also im out of super sea snails

a tragedy

[hollow summit]

:politecatclapping:

i have enough chunks to put the mains i want on everything but im hesitant in case i decide i like different clothes better

i havent decided what i want my subs to be though

[uneven shadow]

me at subway

ooooh i might cry. i just wanna do my daily gacha

but NOOO maintenance is being a big smelly

[hollow summit]

wh-

no sploon?

i was about to go try and get my daily win myself

:(((

[uneven shadow]

well i guess theres table turf i can always do! :)

[hollow summit]

TRUE

[uneven shadow]

HAHAHA as if

[hollow summit]

my dear friend plum what tableturf rank are you at

[uneven shadow]

i fought baby jelly once. a singular time

[hollow summit]

you should fight baby jelly mmm 600 times?

[uneven shadow]

id rather explode

AND LIVE

[hollow summit]

lets assume you won that first game

lets also assume that you, wanting an easy gameplay experience, were only playing level 1 baby jelly

you should fight them 595 more times

[uneven shadow]

or i could just play turf war

[hollow summit]

and thats all it takes! and you get every reward in the mode besidesofcoursethecardsleevesandtableturfdojomaxlevelpro

but the maintenance plum

[uneven shadow]

i could just cry into my pillow

WHAT THE E HELL DO YOU MEAN MARIO MAKER IS INDER MAINTENEC

[hollow summit]

595 isnt really such a big number if you think about it

[uneven shadow]

WHAT THE HELL?? WHAT???

THE ONLY TIME I OPEN??? THE DAMN GAM

this time. i will cry into my pillow

[hollow summit]

i-

i was going to be like "be like me! im really far into the grind"

i then did the math

and discovered i would have to beat baby jelly 170 more times at level 1

[uneven shadow]

i think you should play turf war more often

[hollow summit]

but the wifi in my room isnt good :(

[uneven shadow]

awkward

[hollow summit]

god. tableturf has 50 ranks and when you reach rank 43 you have a third of the way left to go

why am i doing this. there are other things i could be doing with my life

[uneven shadow]

like salmon 🏃‍♂️

did not mean to send the running emoji

[hollow summit]

its funnier

[uneven shadow]

true

[hollow summit]

also im so sad salmon runs reward systems work the way they do

i want to just throw myself into it for the eggsecutive VP grind
but the rewards just stop!

and i cant stop playing for the night until i get a cohozuna wave else im wasting salmometer

which means i have to go out on a win which can be Hard for casual "unskilled" koopa

maybe i should play ranked more

i keep thinking "i dont want to play ranked because what if my rank goes down" and so it never goes up either because i dont touch the mode

[uneven shadow]

im scared to do rank. i dont wanna go into negatives

[hollow summit]

arent you an S+ gamer

[uneven shadow]

yeaaaaaaj

[hollow summit]

wait was that a joke i genuinely thought you were S+

[hollow summit]

yeah! you are! i wont be fooled

[uneven shadow]

struggles of waitinn for tc or sz to appear

WHY CANT I UPDATE MY GOT DAMN SPLATOON

nvm its updating

[bitter cliff]

got to s rank

https://twitter.com/blminspace/status/1585095196148404224

blminspace (@blminspace)

GET IN.

PLEASE. #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

▶ Play video

Twitter · Oct 26, 2022, 2:25 AM

[hidden spindle]

LMFAOOOOO

that looks so stressful

[uneven shadow]

flingza could use some nerfs

NOTE: i do not use reeflux its just silly to put it as the weapon

[hidden spindle]

i’ve run into 3 communication issues in the 20 minutes i’ve spent playing after having to wait 15 mins to update

[hollow summit]

yooooooooooooooooooooooou should play popular card game tableturf

[uneven shadow]

explodes the tableturf area with an inkstrike

[hollow summit]

please please i want people to be impressed when i say i have lil judds card sleeves but no one knows what it means :(

im not cool at any of the other modes,,, this is my one claim to fame

[uneven shadow]

im shooting for 500 turf war wins. gonna get the Gold Judd™️

if it even exists...

[hollow summit]

is it really only 500?

[uneven shadow]

its either 500 or 1000

i asusme 500 because silver judd is 250

[hollow summit]

ehe

[uneven shadow]

THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[hollow summit]

gold badges are cruel
unless you're the catalogue badges in which case its free

[uneven shadow]

eh. S+ was insanely easy

probably because im a pro ahem ahem

[hollow summit]

:o(

[uneven shadow]

:03

[hollow summit]

i want to be a salmonrunhead but i cant get out of profreshional +1

[uneven shadow]

im profesh +2 and have not done the 2 latest rotations

REASON: boring weapons. get that splatling OUT of here

[hollow summit]

the trouble is that the highest tier badges for salmon run are

grizzco points (LUDICROUS amount) and things tied to your rank

like, if you play the game for a long time, i can easily see you getting 1200 turf war wins

[uneven shadow]

10 bajillion million grizzco points for the silver grizzco

[uneven shadow]

yeah im probably close. i have like 600 something total wins a

what.

MAKE IT ONE MILLION THAT MAKES THE MOST. SENSE

[hollow summit]

YEAH a lot of badges are just "do it one order of magnitude higher" but for gold grizzco points its two

i guess i could always kill ten thousand stingers because thats my favorite of the bosses

rn im at

[uneven shadow]

me when i get the gold grizzco badge

[hollow summit]

26000
10000000

id have to play the amount ive played salmon run already 400 times over

[uneven shadow]

shoot... i might be closer to gold judd than i thought

sure most of them are probably anarchy but my main mode is turf anywau

[hollow summit]

comparatively, im currently at 252 wins. i dont play much ranked but lets say that accounts for 50 of them which puts me at 200

i would have to play that much 6 times over to get the gold

6, you'll notice, is a smaller number than 400

[uneven shadow]

explodes grizzco to give me the gold badge

[hollow summit]

i guess the logic is eventually you get better and doing better is directly correlated to getting more points

whereas 1 win is always 1 win and eventually, if i understand matchmaking right, you should have about a 50/50 winrate

[uneven shadow]

somewhere around that

[celest vault]

Courtesy calling art my beloved

[hybrid cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/lonewolf_45_SMM/status/1585422204132806657?t=WjYx-UDC8GdiN7NQ3yl0yg&s=19

I just thought this was funny when it happened

[hidden spindle]

LOL

[uneven shadow]

ultra stamp is dummy fun

now that its usable

[hollow summit]

usually i spend my time before a wave starting just inking as much as i can but occasionally ill sit on top of the basket waiting for it to spawn because weeeeeeeeee

[uneven shadow]

spawning grounds will make a gal cryh in high tide

[hybrid cedar]

So true

Also name a more embarrassing loss than mudmouths crew wipe

[uneven shadow]

tornado crew wipe

[hybrid cedar]

Has it happened to you tho

But yes

That is more embarrassing

[uneven shadow]

party time

[bitter cliff]

tf2 friendly ass

[hidden spindle]

ahhh i remember squid parties …

i think i only engaged in like one, and that was in splat 1 iirc

[hollow summit]

i dont think i ever had an unprompted squid party
maybe one?
i do remember a few times engaging in squid party-esque behavior while playing with discord, like reeflux grinding
also whats the octoling inclusive word for squid parties? swim party? cephaloparty?

[hidden spindle]

cephaloparty sounds amazing

speaking of being octoling-inclusive, i still wonder if octolings experience discrimination

[hollow summit]

was it ever stated if/when the inklings realized that octolings are on the surface now
because like. in 2 there was a lot of weird "the inklings literally dont know there are octolings they just think they have weird hair" stuff
has society realized yet or what because that feels like kind of a hard thing to miss

[stoic delta]

i think the idea is that the devs base the society in splatoon literally on what the playerbase thinks and does

[hidden spindle]

i would figure that they would know now

i just don’t think they give a fuck

[hollow summit]

im pretty sure the playerbase knows octolings exist

[uneven shadow]

whats an octoling

[celest vault]

Probably some rumor

[uneven shadow]

pops off

[hybrid cedar]

you just picked off 3/4 of the team

[uneven shadow]

from a bit ago

[hybrid cedar]

Clutch gaming

All hope seemed to be lost there

[uneven shadow]

bless egg throws

[hybrid cedar]

You just went NBA with that long range shot

Egg throws are really a game changer

And i know id try to do that if i went back to play SR on 2

[hidden spindle]

fuckint clutch

[bold plaza]

just got grizzco blaster three waves in a row

[hollow summit]

https://twitter.com/chicory/status/1586067822480076800 chicory on my timeline

Chicory: A Colorful Tale (@chicory)

everyone on the team is obsessed with splatoon...

FTR if you love splashing paint on everything + swimming in paint + collecting clothes and you wish you could do that in an adventure-exploration game instead of a shooter... we're here for you

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Twitter · Oct 28, 2022, 6:50 PM

[uneven shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bon-clay-one-piece-chopper-ussop-luffy-gif-25971056

[uneven shadow]

call me cracked

[hidden spindle]

your dual game is sick

[uneven shadow]

ty. its all about playing the controller how ppl in movies play their controllers

[hidden spindle]

so those movie gamers were onto something …

[uneven shadow]

they predicted dualies....

[hidden spindle]

ever since i got the new update i’ve been disconnecting constantly

i’ve lost two matches and didn’t disconnect but i was close to winning this one and suddenly had connection issues and we lost

disconnected from the last two salmon run matched two

i’m on 5p in pro+3

[bold plaza]

just got a solo booyah bomb wipeout

w

average inkblot match

[uneven shadow]

peep the drip

NOTE: punk whites look so much better on this outfit but like. these have quick super jump

[hollow summit]

why dont you
put quick super jump
on the punk whites

[uneven shadow]

1. you know how many chunks it takes to get a main ability
2. i use those shoes for certain weapons
3. tableturf player
4. id have to wipe the gear to try and get more quick super jump

[hollow summit]

1. yes
2. okay understandable
3. :(
4. just use different gear to grind chunks?

[uneven shadow]

too much work

[hybrid cedar]

do you guys know about the seeding thing? idk if it's for main chunks but it works for getting triple of the same ability

[hollow summit]

ive heard of it but i think i misunderstood it because it doesnt actualy sound useful

[hybrid cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC8AScOA7RQ

it is useful but only if you're dedicated enough to do it

[uneven shadow]

i got lucky with the all special up glasses

[hybrid cedar]

it's still grindy tho

[uneven shadow]

almost got lucky with the super jump shoes

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/rkgk_839/status/1586668255401644032?s=46&t=Zdy1iDfpxngKyRjk34vdFw

八朔∞吐血月間_:(´ཀ`」 ∠ｸﾞﾌｫｯ (@rkgk_839)

#splatoween #Splatoon3
今年の仮装はパイナップルです🍍✨

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Twitter · Oct 30, 2022, 10:36 AM

[celest vault]

I love him

[hidden spindle]

I WON A MATCH AND DISCONNECTED IN THE RESULTS SCREEN

i’m going insane

been having some down-right atrocious internet issues that only seem to effect my switch

[bitter cliff]

ugh

disconnecting right when you know you win is ass

ive had it happen twice

[sand ferry]

Disconnecting is just ass.

[silk jolt]

went against an all-bow team

my team lost

and their emotes are all dabs

[uneven shadow]

sucks to suck

[silk jolt]

The emotes that I love-hate so far are the dab and victory strut (aka "the chicken")

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/luci_4k/status/1587305826313592833?s=20&t=3JVqOUFFgw2vnrzQAK4RMg

Luci (@luci_4k)

GUYS BE CAREFUL, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND IN MY SISTERS CANDY

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Twitter · Nov 1, 2022, 4:49 AM

[hybrid cedar]

hell yea

but only splatoon 2 lol

[wintry drift]

And it didn't count.. ;_:. That is horrible. That's like studying so hard for a test and then 1 day before the teacher tells you
"Oh changed my mind ; ) they will be on these concepts instead. Sucks for you if you studied. Goodluck LOL".

Never had a disconnect in Splatoon 3 before

thankfully

[uneven shadow]

not really its more like studying hard for a test and feeling so good and then the teacher tears up the test and says it doesnt count

[wintry drift]

Truue

;-; that is even worse

[bold plaza]

is anyone else being continuously matched up with fully japanese teams

first time ive ever lost to a clam blitz knockout before

[uneven shadow]

the duel

[lost dirge]

THIS IS CUTEEEE

https://vxtwitter.com/Rockenberg_Ltd/status/1587623905409536000?s=20&t=yidwgDW1MaYh1smANlNteQ

[uneven shadow]

LOOK AT MY INSANE CLIPS!!! GRAAAAH!!!

[lost dirge]

Damn you're lucky at that tight spot

[uneven shadow]

magic of h-3 nozzlenose

[sullen cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon-splatoon2-splatoon3-splatoon-meme-splatoon3leaked-gif-21812535

[obtuse anchor]

nice neutral

as they say in fighting games

[bold plaza]

is it just me or do the salmon run weapons really suck today

i know it can instantly crush lesser salmonids but dynamo roller is like a curse whenever i get it

[hybrid cedar]

dynamo is good but you need to be careful with it cause the windup is very slow

[bold plaza]

i wish they would just remove tenta missiles as a whole from the game

ruins every single ranked mode, especially when there’s reeflux spammers

[hidden spindle]

tenta missiles feels so much stronger this game

like a blast radius increase and damage increase

they weren’t the best in splat2 but they feel busted here

[bold plaza]

if tenta missiles were removed no more flyfish

that would be cool

[hybrid cedar]

yes I live for that timeline

[uneven shadow]

fun

[obtuse anchor]

nice bonus minigame

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/rattanwhip/status/1587810185854484480?s=46&t=UUcsnUr51sYPPxALlJSQuQ

Ari ✨🏳️‍🌈 🦊⚔️ icon commissions open! (@rattanwhip)

Keep up the good... work? Is it work? Whatever. Keep doing it. #splatoon3

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Twitter · Nov 2, 2022, 2:13 PM

[hidden spindle]

paruko is actually my best friend in real life

so is eddie

[obtuse anchor]

so much pain

[celest vault]

Nintendo try to have something not sell out within the first 30 minutes of it going online challenge (absolutely impossible)

[hidden spindle]

big man better win this one

[celest vault]

Alright Nintendo frick you

[silk jolt]

Stop the streak!

[sand ferry]

Can’t believe they brought up the fact shiver won twice which is stupid btw

Hold up… which idol is team water

[bitter cliff]

fire is likely the popular vote

grass least popular

so i dont see shiver winning that vote

[sand ferry]

Anything to stop shiver winning again

[hidden spindle]

i want my main gorl frye to win but i’m too loyal to water types

[hidden spindle]

98 catalog

i’m so close

[young moss]

yet so far. (i reveal my splatana)

[sand ferry]

I haven’t played Splatoon in over a month lol

[bitter cliff]

im level 74...

[sand ferry]

Like catalog orrr like actual level

[bitter cliff]

catalog

i figure ill get a big boost from splatfest but also i dont know how much i can bear to play turf wars

[sand ferry]

I’ll only grind the splatfest if we get a good amount of tricolor games

Last splatfest was a major let down

[hybrid cedar]

Well you know what that means

When its splatfest season its time to grind chunks with the ability doubler splatfest tee

Hopefully this next one i actually get a tricolor game

I tried for hours last time and didnt get a single one

[hidden spindle]

i just hit 99 !

[obtuse anchor]

actually shiver winning yet again is fine

i don't care anymore :)

[hybrid cedar]

I bet im always gonna end up with the teams in dead last

[hollow summit]

i think im gonna have, like, a 50% win rate

[hidden spindle]

two comm issues back to back

after losing my rank up battle and a series

good news is that i finished the catalog

[young moss]

Good job Marb

[hidden spindle]

I GOT THE LONG FURBY IN GACHA

[uneven shadow]

buh

[hybrid cedar]

a nozzlenose war? wasnt expecting that

also the delay

[bitter cliff]

the only war i see here is one with latency

[uneven shadow]

got backstabbed by lag

[hidden spindle]

splat moment

sometimes i will run over people with the roller and they will not die by the grace of squid god

and instead i get blasted to hell

[hybrid cedar]

https://twitter.com/aliceperalta_jp/status/1588474946858397698?s=46&t=CZD2cV4ghYHwUA3Merk0dA

Alice Peralta (@AlicePeralta_JP)

デートしちゃいましたクルズ💗💚

#splatoon #スプラトゥーン #テンタクルズ #イイダAlice #りなヒメセンパイ #offthehook #Splatoon2

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Twitter · Nov 4, 2022, 10:15 AM

[young moss]

https://twitter.com/splatoonna/status/1587497190188273664

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

Climbs out of pile of candy wrappers and takes off mask

Ahem. Halloween is a wrap(per), but the Splatoon x @Pokemon special #Splatfest collaboration draws closer! The action kicks off 11/11 at 4pm PT.

Which team are you considering?

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Twitter · Nov 1, 2022, 5:29 PM

was this shared

its a poll

[jade depot]

if grass is leading then the shiver swing is real

[bitter cliff]

nop

fire is

as expected

by very little tho

grass is furthest behind

[jade depot]

yay

[steel pivot]

when has grass been the most popular starter of any gen

[jade depot]

never ever

[sand ferry]

I always choose fire but am choosing water because I’m playing with my friend

[jade depot]

if i play i will be grass for shiver

but historically i am fire

but also i think my all time favorite pokemon is hisuian liligant which is grass

[young moss]

black and white

[hidden spindle]

i’ve been a water ride or die since alpha sapphire

which sucks bc i wanna be with frye but i have previous loyalties

either way as long as shiver loses i’ll be okau

[jade depot]

shiver has to win now beacuse shes the underdog

and also i like shiver lots

#ShiverWarrior

[young moss]

is big man water

[sand ferry]

Yes

[young moss]

hm

[sand ferry]

Partially why I’m choosing water also

#bigmansweep

[young moss]

im picking water because i like squirtle

[sand ferry]

I like sobble

[jade depot]

it is bullshit that there was no splatoween

because black vampire shiver would be Fucking cuhracked

[sand ferry]

I was really wanting a big run but Nintendo decided to just be uncool

[jade depot]

everyone wanted a big run all of a sudden

[young moss]

nintendo fumbled halloween

[jade depot]

but a big run is not splatoween

[sand ferry]

Maybe a big run could eventually be some kind of splatoween event or smth

[young moss]

the holiday splatfest will be picking the december holiday you celebrate

not weighted poorly

at all

[sand ferry]

Christmas would obviously win by a landslide

[young moss]

prediction: march splatfest
spongebob vs spongebob vs patrick

[sand ferry]

SpongeBob twice?

[young moss]

yeah

[sand ferry]

Ez SpongeBob win

[young moss]

patrick is big man

[sand ferry]

Although pink would be a cool color to use

If that’s true then I would pick Patrick for the humor and the ink color

[hidden spindle]

i just want some new gear like in splat2

[hidden spindle]

cheated out of my second rank up battle bc i “disconnected”

i don’t think i’ve even been this frustrated before

[uneven shadow]

dripppppppy

[young moss]

💧💧💧🩸🩸

[uneven shadow]

😱

[celest vault]

Idk I seen plenty of grass people

[bitter cliff]

check the poll

like yea it's not by a huge margin but it's still the least popular

it was 30% grass 34%water 35% fire last i checked

[hidden spindle]

made rank s+ !!! finally !!

[bitter cliff]

nice

im almost there too

[pseudo fractal]

I just went for Grass
Not a fan of the newest grass starter, but my favourite starter IS grass (Snivy), so yeah

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/puppenstein15/status/1589187376735477762?s=20&t=cb94vtXqLR9BAuoam1Irqw

Nessa 🇵🇭 Working on comms! (@puppenstein15)

wolfboy sharkboy shiver has been stuck in my head

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Twitter · Nov 6, 2022, 9:26 AM

[radiant goblet]

I went with grass bc while i mostly pick water types. My fav starters are grass type

And im picking sprigatito

[uneven shadow]

i win

[young moss]

hey u accidentally put Marie it’s supposed to say Callie

[uneven shadow]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

tbf i do like callie more but i have marie fan for a specific reason

[young moss]

marie like the ocean

[uneven shadow]

true...

[uneven shadow]

https://twitter.com/fanrotors/status/1588923908841177090?s=46&t=XlU3KisRSHb6S8HBwS9q2A

rey (@fanrotors)

LETS GO FIRE!!!! #Splatfest #Splatoon3

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Twitter · Nov 5, 2022, 3:59 PM

[young moss]

IS THIS REAL

[uneven shadow]

so real

[celest vault]

Could input delay affect anything in turf war

[jade depot]

your inputs

[celest vault]

[jade depot]

input delay is pretty straightforward

[celest vault]

like could it make or break a game

[jade depot]

you will most likely play worse under input delay especially if it varies in intensity

[celest vault]

Alright thanks

[uneven shadow]

DAMN IT... i was so close... so very close

[bold plaza]

i just realized why shiver is grass guys

her eyes are red

( shiver weed )

[uneven shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/judd-shimmy-dance-lil-hitting-gif-26709457

[uneven shadow]

how do u pronoun splatoon

like splah toon or spluh toon

[stoic delta]

it's officially pronounced spluh toon

[uneven shadow]

ok good im doing it right

[hidden spindle]

i say splah so imma go with that

actually no nevermind i said it outloud and i say spluh

[pseudo fractal]

I always said "splah" as well

[uneven shadow]

goes craaazy

[jade depot]

i just say spluh toon because it rolls off the tongue faster

but i think that might just also be incidental to my accent

[young moss]

definitely a spluher

[hidden spindle]

next splatfest: splah vs. spluh vs. sploh

[sand ferry]

Team Spluh

[celest vault]

I flipflop between the two

[wintry drift]

Im a spluh more

But never even noticed the other way as well until someone brought it up

[uneven shadow]

panic

[hidden spindle]

wave 3 really do be like that sometimes

[uneven shadow]

nozzles my nose

[hidden spindle]

been getting very bad luck with some dumbass players

who just forgot the objective of the game i guess

i’m gojng back to salmon run

[bitter cliff]

can u believe this still happens at S rank

i get a lot of TDM when playing rainmaker

that ive come to hate it

the matches just become kill eachother for 4 minutes and then at the last minute the other team remembers to play the objective makes a push and wins

[hidden spindle]

yeah.

that’s literally how my last three matches went

i lost a series 0-3

like if you wanna have a killfest go to turf war

anarchy is all about fulfilling the objective

[hidden spindle]

barely getting by with the points i have

for like anarchy matches

i’m gonna have to grind in regular anarchy

idk i’ve never had this issue in the lower ranks like B and A

everyone felt pretty evenly matched if that makes sense

even in non-series anarchy it’s never this bad

[uneven shadow]

didnt realize a squid party started. i am ashamed

[hidden spindle]

murderer

[uneven shadow]

it was a clash blaster player its not murder its a good thing

[celest vault]

What teams are you guys on

[hidden spindle]

water aka the BEST team

[celest vault]

No fire

Sorry about the ping

[hidden spindle]

i would have forgiven you if you said watee

[bitter cliff]

water

[uneven shadow]

WHY IS THERE SO MANYS WEATS IN S+ STOP

eliter GO TO HELL

[hidden spindle]

what’s a weat

[hybrid cedar]

was gonna ask the same thing

[uneven shadow]

SWEAT!!!

[hybrid cedar]

Im sorry what?

[uneven shadow]

i am too angry to spell right

why is series S rank and S+ such a major shift in matchmaking

[hidden spindle]

yes

i have no idea

it’s literally so scaey

i’m losing series back to back with scores like 1-3 or 0-3

i could win very consistently in S and especially A and B

[uneven shadow]

im in -89 points

this is tragic

stuck playing turf war forever now

[hidden spindle]

was in for 3 seconds and there was a disconnection

i swear this game gets worse the higher rank you are

[uneven shadow]

they should make a demotion button for anarchy like salmon run

i miss series being fun

[bold plaza]

has anyone else had a match where the game announcement thing actually says "connection is unstable"

instead of instantly disconnecting

[hollow summit]

a few times

[hidden spindle]

yeah

i got that a few times in salmon run

[mint socket]

Maybe Frye or Big Man could have a chance of winning the Splatfest this time hopefully instead of Shiver