BRO WHAT
#Splatoon 3
hybrid cedar
Yeah if you hit all fully charged arrows on cohozuna it's that much per shot
static fable
he would be op lmao but he is awesome i love him
steel pivot
the magic of spawning grounds
young moss
omg u have a team
young moss
team lubba can be shouty team sure
hybrid cedar
The map ruined everything
hollow summit
i went on a terrible losing streak this salmon run rotation
i did get one DC but even so i went from like. profresh +2 40 to +1 20
and Still didnt beat cohozuna!
young moss
good job.
hidden spindle
we literally aren’t getting past wave one
young moss
(Idk what egg is)
hidden spindle
eggxecutive vp
young moss
so thats bad
lost dirge
we literally aren’t getting past wave one
same
hidden spindle
yeah it’s one above pro+3 so it’s not like. bad but i lost 4 jobs in a row
young moss
i take back my good job but idk what to replace it with
hidden spindle
and all of then died within the first wave
hidden spindle
i take back my good job but idk what to replace it with
sad
lost dirge
🥴
young moss
sad
young moss
it actually scares me to see the op icon by my name
hidden spindle
oh my gosh
lost dirge
literally barely won just two.
hidden spindle
i would be so upset
hidden spindle
i actually stopped after i dropped to pro+3 20 bc i knew i wasn’t winning anytime soon
losing streak is hitting me in other matches too
in desperate need of better teammates
uneven shadow
make sure to pray to big man to cure this
hidden spindle
on my knees rn
young moss
🛐
hidden spindle
poor cam
hollow summit
maybe its like because its a random rotation players who are rustier are coming back
i definitely did choke a few games that were my own fault
really sorry to that group that wiped on wave 3 because i could not land the shot on the life ring 1 meter away from me with a nozzlenose
hidden spindle
okay won a tower control
hidden spindle
i lost a match right after i barely won the first so i’m calling it quits
lost dirge
ok whats going on
after so many losses
now i finally won more and more
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
hidden spindle
good for you
uneven shadow
obtuse anchor
ratio
hybrid cedar
We are close to manifesting it
silk jolt
At one point, I got 3 flyfishes spawned in a single wave, and that's just wave 1.
hybrid cedar
thats the max amount of any boss type you can have simultaneously
did your team live
lost dirge
i... somehow have same OP bow for two waves (1 and 3).
sand ferry
How do you get the golden salmon run scales? (Like the ones dropped my king salmon) Are they from big runs?
steel pivot
they're from damaging cohozuna at higher pay grades
silk jolt
did your team live
Yeah. Just when I saw a flyfish, I called out the others.
That was on Overachiever level though
hybrid cedar
Had a round where all 4 of us were grizzco stringers
Epic round
We got 36 eggs out of that and it was wave 3
uneven shadow
hidden spindle
i’m so mad why do i understand this
uneven shadow
society
uneven shadow
roblox ass salmon run
sand ferry
This also happened
sand ferry
Feels a little unfair tbh
static fable
insane to me that people do not comprehend that you need to group up on glowflies you are NOT taking that horde by yourself lol
i want to get grizzco stringer on cohozuna again i want to tear chunks out of this guys health bar with my bare hands so bad
wintry drift
We got 36 eggs out of that and it was wave 3
Honestly the amount of eggs you can get is ridiculas especially with teams. I remember one time we had like 30 eggs and we only needed like 12 to surpass the round lol. The game takes it way to easy lolol.
gimmeee a challenge game 🫠
hybrid cedar
Honestly the amount of eggs you can get is ridiculas especially with teams. I re...
The quota gets higher with higher ranks
I was playing on +2
hybrid cedar
Yeah thats normal
hidden spindle
which i like honestly, small quotas aren’t very fun to me
hybrid cedar
I like high quotas but the chaos in higher ranks are just too much
hidden spindle
i handle it pretty well i think
but sometimes my teammates can’t and it’s like. aaaugghhh
hybrid cedar
My teammates fold easily and then I blink and everything turns to shit
That's every SR game but it's more common in +3 and egg
Although that being said one time i was blessed with great teammates and we beat cohozuna at +3
steel pivot
is the map still spawning grounds
steel pivot
calling in sick
hybrid cedar
Randomized rotation couldve been good in like sock eye statiom or gone fission hydroplant
steel pivot
the only thing spawning grounds is good for is dealing with glowflies and grillers
hidden spindle
i actually liked this map in splat 2 but now i iust
god
can mr. grizz nuke this map forvee
hybrid cedar
I failed every glowflies in randomized so far just cause my teammates keep separating so far off that we lose the choke point we made initially
steel pivot
then you need to call them to the choke point
hybrid cedar
I spam the up button religiously
static fable
You spammed the This Way! button...
...but nobody came.
hidden spindle
ME WHEN EVERYONE FORGETS TO GRAB THE RAINMAKER AND IS HEADED TOWARDS THE GOALPOST MEANWHILE I AM TRYING TO BREAK THE BUBBLE AND GET KILLED AND WE ALL LOSE
uneven shadow
try breaking the bubble faster
hidden spindle
it’s hard when my team has moved into enemy base but literally no one is there bc they’re all BRWAKIJG THE BUBBLE
silk jolt
They're preparing the route for the rainmaker holder
But it only works when the other team is off-guard or wipeout
lost dirge
"Looks like smallfry wants to show you something!"
Little buddy launching himself off the nearest cliff:
celest vault
https://64.media.tumblr.com/7657841ebddb43ed2c7c79ee43ec70e5/89438caa0c16357d-90...
TRUE
uneven shadow
hybrid cedar
Picked up dualie squelchers and got a 17-0
Had a good SR as well
W's all around
hidden spindle
They're preparing the route for the rainmaker holder
yeah but it also helps if someone has the rainmaker
and not when one person (me) is trying to break the bubble while the enemy team is also trying to break the bubble
hybrid cedar
that was addressed in the following message
uneven shadow
bitter cliff
flower bulb
hybrid cedar
First time I saw what happens when you kill a fish stick before it lands
Also I finally beat Cohozuna at Eggsecutive VP
I was blessed with a great team
lost dirge
i thought it isnt locked completely
young flint
https://youtu.be/DiVr6qcdaqY tenta missles are a weapon of mass destruction
hidden spindle
literally my fav special
uneven shadow
erases your splat 3 with mind
hybrid cedar
Here's some RNG manipulation you can do
It still takes a lot of grinding but it's crazy
there's a website you can use to determine the seed and predict your gear
then if you get multiple seeds, you just level up your gear all over again until only one remains
still way less ability chunks
hybrid cedar
Got level 100 catalog today
That's a gold badge
Pretty huge since a lot of gold badges are ridiculous
hollow summit
i hit 75 yesterday so im coming up to it
at first i thought catalogues were 1 a month and i thought "damn are most people just never going to get the exclusive stuff from higher up" but its actually like 3 months
hybrid cedar
Catalog level only lasts 3 months? Wait i dont remember anything like that
hollow summit
let me check but im pretty sure it said drizzle season ends in november
This is the first released catalog upon Splatoon 3's launch. Available from launch until 1 December 2022
yeah so it lasts throughout september october november
hybrid cedar
Nice
Glad I got level 100
Wasnt actively grinding it I just liked playing that much lmao
uneven shadow
the whip and nae nae will be available next battle pass
hidden spindle
oh my god i literally only have like catalog level 40 smth
i don’t have time to play everyday
uneven shadow
im on like battle pass level 128
hybrid cedar
GG
hollow summit
i cant imagine being done with the game except for story
ive played few games with a story mode and a multiplayer mode but i always rush the story first
unless you just mean you dont have, like, 1000%
which i understand i didnt beat any of the splatoon stories with all weapons for quite a while after getting access to them
not to say you're wrong for doing it this way im just interested by the differing mindset about when to do story modes
bitter cliff
im also like level 41 @ catalog
i havent been playing much lately
but it ends at like nov 30
which means playing once every day should get me there
winning once*
snow swan
i'm at level 75 i think
uneven shadow
story is fun when the levels are fun
bitter cliff
story in splatoon is very eh because the gameplay is not the best for platforming kind of stuff
uneven shadow
zipcaster levels are the best part
hollow summit
i really like all the story
although i am kind of easy to please
my least favorite levels are the ones that require quick aiming at targets but i think thats just because Bad At Sticks
i cant think of anything else that i didnt like
i think its kind of a shame how few and not-replayable the bosses are though
like for example you can just sort of stumble through ||big man|| the first time without knowing whats going on and then theres never any incentive to return and really learn the fight
barring Final Boss™️ and arguably one other they kind of lack the depth of previous bosses that made them so interesting
steel pivot
story in splatoon is very eh because the gameplay is not the best for platformin...
the levels are good when they're something like out of a boomer shooter
which are very few and far between
hollow summit
hey wait a second
end story spoilers ||why is there gravity on the rocket fight, to the point where grizz rolling the rocket to make you fall off works
its high up enough that the octobot king floats when stationary instead of falling to earth so its not like its still close enough to earth to make things fall
so what the deal lmao||
radiant goblet
||He installed gravity in the new ship update||
bold plaza
whenever shiver frowns, does anyone else notice that it just looks like her mouth is flipped over
uneven shadow
that is whata frown is
bold plaza
no it doesnt look natural
hidden spindle
do you have an examplw
oh wait i do actually
story mode screenshot but it doesn’t reveal anything so look at your own risk i guess ?
bold plaza
hidden spindle
WAIT LMFAO
isn’t there an emote
where the smile is just a flipped forn
frown
vice versa i mean
hollow summit
just realized i dont think anyone ever
@grand ingot
uneven shadow
thumbs up
hidden spindle
how … donyou have colored locker
uneven shadow
harmony blessed me with it
bold plaza
super sea snail decoration
hollow summit
yeah you have to reach a certain something i think its level
hidden spindle
hollow summit
i forget exactly why but iirc super sea snail decoration is hard to get
so shoutouts to that
uneven shadow
333333 coins
bold plaza
333333 coins
uneven shadow
i howveer got it from the gacha
hollow summit
LMAO
bold plaza
so does the gacha machine just give you any decor item ?
i mean does it have the chance to
hollow summit
"getting the S rank trophy from the gacha"
i really want to get the canned special from octo expansion
i was kind of expecting the little packets that they come in from salmon run
which reminds me; terrible shame that the workers cap isnt in 3
bold plaza
splatoon energy core is the of all time
uneven shadow
static fable
whenever shiver frowns, does anyone else notice that it just looks like her mout...
it's literally so funny i love that she gets this goofy ass frowny face
beaker lookin ass
young moss
hidden spindle
FINALLY finished wandercrust
young moss
good job !
hidden spindle
h. how
hidden spindle
i’ll be playing splatunes all day tmr so looking forward to that
obtuse anchor
hidden spindle
LMFAO
uneven shadow
sand ferry
Is something special supposed to happen?
young moss
yes
hybrid cedar
click on the splats
hollow summit
Twitter
uneven shadow
young moss
saw this was a plum post and figured it was a small cat on the bed and thought "oh thats cute" and clicked off the channel. then realizing it was the splatoon channel i clicked back and saw it was really a bomb on the bed
uneven shadow
💥
hidden spindle
mfw spawning grounds 
it has like an okay section for glowflies but it’s not all that great
hybrid cedar
Spawning grounds is so bad
In all tides even
In low tide where you shoot cohocks with the turret the left one is so limited in range cause the basket is right next to you
And you cant target anything on the right
uneven shadow
gee i cant wait to do my job and get some money!
the salmon run rotations either giving the most unfun weapons to use or the worst map ever: 🕴️
hybrid cedar
I think we've only been blessed with the god run a few times
Good weapons on sockeye station
uneven shadow
the last rotation with inkbrush flingza eliter and some 4th one wasnt too bad
hybrid cedar
Yeah that one was great
For this current one its really just spawning grounds that makes it terrible
uneven shadow
anything is better than 2 blasters ballpoint splatling and nozzlenose
hollow summit
i did manage to win a glowflies round
uneven shadow
yeah
hybrid cedar
But its a fucking nozzlenose
uneven shadow
i do not like splatlings much in salmon run
hollow summit
i dont know how you use a splatling at all
uneven shadow
hold zr let go when its charged
hollow summit
no i.
uneven shadow
but yeah WHY are there 2 nozzlenoses
hollow summit
i know how the game mechanic works
i mean i dont know why youd want that
barring the one that lets you store charges
im sure theres a playstyle for it but it means i do significantly worse with it in salmon run
hybrid cedar
Because it fires really fast and so the damage output is really good in bursts
Its just that its not intuitive compared to other weapon types
Where you either spam ZR or hold ZR
uneven shadow
good for range
hollow summit
ive had to shoot smallfry with a splatling an embarassing amount of times
hybrid cedar
Its pretty good on the fish stick sticks
The smallfry is the splatling's worst enemy i swear
Target too small
hollow summit
i do this a lot also
spamming zr with splatling is like. obviously heavily misusing your weapon for lack of other options. but it kinda feels really cool when you save yourself with it
hybrid cedar
Hell yeah
I remember Applez back then predicting a Pokemon starter splatfest
Got really close
silk jolt
Splatoon 2 never got a Pokémon Splatfest...
Mario Splatfest soon in April 2023, celebrating the movie
uneven shadow
no halloween :(
hybrid cedar
Going with team water
silk jolt
i usually choose fire-type when playing the games, but team water then
my classic splatoon 1 pokemon splatfest drawing
hollow summit
wha-
we're not doing splatoween?
i guess i dont remember exactly how long is between splatfests but i wouldnt have thought thered be another by end of october if we're doing one now
young flint
They're skipping Halloween wtf
radiant goblet
Team grass
It has rowlet
And turtwig
So its objectively better than everything else
hollow summit
does it though
this is like. it implies that you're just choosing the type. but i wouldnt be surprised if its really "when gen 8 starter would you choose"
like if the idols exclusively talk about the new ones that carries a different implication
radiant goblet
this is like. it *implies* that you're just choosing the type. but i wouldnt be ...
Alr but im picking sprigatito so...
hollow summit
although i guess it doesnt matter to me because id pick fire and fuecoco
i kind of feel like i wouldnt pick fire but if i go and count the starters its mostly fire
radiant goblet
I usually pick water. But the grass types i do pick are my favs
And i never picked fire
Like the only grass types i picked are turtwig and rowlet. But theyre in my top 3 pokemon so
And sprigatito is my fav in SV
hollow summit
i like
squirtle
totodile
treecko
turtwig
tepig
froakie
litten
fuecoco
i place more value on the final evolutions but im listing the babies because we dont know gen 8 finals
radiant goblet
Squirtle
Tododile
Mudkip
Turtwig
Oshawott
Froakie
Rowlet
Sprigatito
And final evos are the same
Oh and sobble
Hes cute
hollow summit
wish gen 6 had better final evolutions
im Insane and think frogadier is waaaay better than greninja
hollow summit
i used to love greninja but for some reason ive kind of turned on them
radiant goblet
And delphox is fine. I think people just got recoil from seeing it for the 1st time
But its good
hollow summit
i think its the colors, frogadiers colors are so nice and greninja just throws them out the window
hope you like PALE YELLOW say goodbye to that nice light blue
radiant goblet
I mean xy is mostly going off design for me and not battles because i wasnt mentally there for most of my xy playthrough
its so boring jesus
hollow summit
i grew up with xy so i should be biased towards it
but that said it is quite sparse with content
radiant goblet
Its my most recent game
And its not even that its easy
It is but its not why its boring
I feel like im achieving nothing
hollow summit
i think its that people keep showing up in the story and being insignificant
radiant goblet
It took me until the 7th gym until i felt like i actually did something
radiant goblet
i think its that people keep showing up in the story and being insignificant
Gonna be real dawg. I dont care about the story in any pokemon game. So that wasnt the issue
hollow summit
i think the worst example is. at some point you come across this weird house and theres a guy who tells you a ghost story. you have to hear this ghost story. and it means NOTHING
radiant goblet
Even bw is like 7/10 at most
radiant goblet
i think the worst example is. at some point you come across this weird house and...
Yeah that was weird as shit
hollow summit
oh in that case idk what the problem is
radiant goblet
I thought it was talking about the ghost girl or something
hollow summit
i guess i never really messed with super training but otherwise i didnt notice gameplay issues
radiant goblet
Like i still read the text but it never really impresses me
radiant goblet
i guess i never really messed with super training but otherwise i didnt notice g...
I had to mess with it so i can get a dusk stone earlier
I wanted aegislash
But idk it just felt like nothing
At least gen 1 is so broken and stupid that its ironically hilarous and fun
hollow summit
`It develops the story. It gathers the whole crew before reaching Lavarre and the Pokeball factory, plus it serves as a fun little plot detour. One of the themes of the game is building memorirs with friends- and visiting a well-hyped but ultimately lame ghost house is definitely a memory.
That appears to be it. Isn't that enough?` no it is NOT gamefaqs user from 8 years ago i want COOL STUFF
anyway. team fire. which i guess means i get to be team frye!
radiant goblet
Whos grass. Shiver?
radiant goblet
Huh then i already went with them all
hollow summit
so grass shiver fire frye water big man
radiant goblet
I went scissors
Grub
Now grass
hollow summit
i wouldve gone paper but i wasnt around for the testfire
hollow summit
more tricolors,,, please,,,
its kinda funny but also a little worrying that there are badges for splatfests
like, if you always pick the losing teams, you simply Cannot get the tricolor defender badges
and once you do pick the winner at halftime you have to win 10 tricolors for the gold
which is hard because a) you're defending b) you have to have picked the defenders c) tricolors are so rare
golds are supposed to be tough but this feels excessively random
radiant goblet
Its gonna be weird when tricolour is just gone after splatfests
hollow summit
surely they're gonna let you do em in privates
radiant goblet
An entire mode that you wont be able to play anymore
hollow summit
they let you do shifty station in privates
radiant goblet
Imagine rainmaker was timed
hollow summit
surely tricolor follows suit
radiant goblet
Idk
uneven shadow
shifty station sounds like a fortnite place
young moss
FOR SQUIRTLE 🫡
young flint
If its in general I'm going Water
If its for gen 8 I'm fuecoco gang as always
sand ferry
You mean Gen 9?
young moss
yea
jade depot
big man is water, frye is fire, shiver is grass
young flint
You mean Gen 9?
Yeah gen 9
young flint
big man is water, frye is fire, shiver is grass
Fucked up and evil
They must be tired of Shiver always winning
sand ferry
I’m picking team water
hollow summit
wait
i guess the new gen is gen 9 huh
for some reason my brain just went "gen 8! thats the new one!"
young moss
(i make a joke about how i dont know anything about pokemon)
sand ferry
People just forgot about gen 8… which is fair
hollow summit
(i laugh)
mint socket
I may choose team Fire for this Splatfest
bitter cliff
im going water
snow swan
me 2
young moss
oh i was gonna vote water
steel pivot
probably a weird disconnection
stoic delta
shiver should be water because water is the closest thing to ice
silk jolt
the Deep Cut concert will be live around 2am PT / 5am ET
hidden spindle
what day
silk jolt
today
wait technically tomorrow for Americans
so October 8
they might reveal more info about upcoming content updates
jade depot
its tonight
uneven shadow
hidden spindle
yeah
bitter cliff
yeah
young flint
Yeah
hybrid cedar
Yeah
sand ferry
Yeah
obtuse anchor
yeah
young flint
https://twitter.com/sharktavio/status/1578443450151669760?s=20&t=7IGGYJvCjcKbKAc-1hqlvw we interrupt this comment chain to give you Salmonid Lore
In conclusion: Steelheads and Big Shots are lovers
hidden spindle
the shockwaves form hearts on valentine’s day
static fable
https://twitter.com/sharktavio/status/1578443450151669760?s=20&t=7IGGYJvCjcKbKAc...
i think the fireworks thing is so cute
uneven shadow
snow swan
I LOVE BIG MAN
sand ferry
Who doesn’t?
hidden spindle
i <3 u smallfry
lost dirge
bitter cliff
lmao
uneven shadow
ah wuv you, booyah bomb!
hidden spindle
you always get some great shots
uneven shadow
teehee
hollow summit
out of curiosity, for anyone who knows theirs
what was the first 100x boss salmonid splat badge you got
hybrid cedar
Either steelhead or maws
steel pivot
maws and flyfish should switch in terms of the number of bombs needed to kill it
jade depot
that would be pure evil on higher difficulties
steel pivot
how
jade depot
maws are good assist bosses in that they can easily overwhelm when you're fixated on other things
it costs a lot of ink to dispatch one all at once
thats why flyfish suck
steel pivot
yeah so if flyfish only required one bomb it'd balance out
jade depot
bombs are so expensive and having to use two takes fucking forever and unless you have two people who are coordinated in voice call you'll often waste even more ink trying to kill them
yea
flyfish are awful msierable there should be more ways to kill them
even maws can be killed with regular shots, just takes a long time
steel pivot
that's true
maybe flyfish can be like scrappers in that you can stun them by shooting their cannons
clogging up their barrels
jade depot
i wish you could take out a cannon by clogging it period yea
or just like
you fill one or both up and it tips it over
and exposes the guy
hollow summit
see i also got maws first but i was thinking "well surely not everyone can be the one who gets the maws"
although i guess its like. most people arent gonna leave a maws unkilled. even when they're 10 miles from the basket for some reason
steel pivot
they're the easiest enemy to kite
so you may as well just bring them to the basket for easy egg dispensing
jade depot
the game throws a zillion maws at you
its not that theyre easy (i mean, they are, but) its that maws just get thrown in very frequently compared to other bosses
they can literally just show up
steel pivot
I don't find more than one maws showing up to be very common
jade depot
i feel like on higher levels they average 2 at a time esp on later waves
itsjust harder to track since like theyre not both gonna track the same player
steel pivot
if they're being kited properly they will
I'm always seeing slamming lids and divers bunching up
jade depot
yea flipper floppers show up a lot
hollow summit
i tend to see steel eels in groups of two
hollow summit
i also feel like steelheads but i think thats just that i have some distinct memories of 2 steelheads at once rather than it actualy being more common
hollow summit
"kited properly" reminds me like. hurts my soul when people start shooting a scrapper that just spawned
hidden spindle
oopsie
hollow summit
shoot anything else! shoot the lesser salmonids!
uneven shadow
sloshing machine is my love now
hidden spindle
i feel so dumb bc then it’s back to the shore and you can’t do anything LOL
jade depot
i figure at higher levels most bosses double up
uneven shadow
i hate steelheads
hidden spindle
they do
uneven shadow
like. when theres short range weapons in the rotation
jade depot
steelheads i think they made easier from before
hidden spindle
although i normally only get one flyfish ever bc we are incapable of taking it out
jade depot
itfeels like the window to attack the bomb lingers a little bit after its off their head
hidden spindle
probably but it feels harder to kill it when all hell is breaking loose simultaneously
especially with big shots ..
hate getting two of those it’s hell
hollow summit
i hear everyone saying that big shots are super high priority and i dont really get it
like i understand that they're easy to forget about and they pile up but. stingers are similar and a much more active threat
hybrid cedar
Thats because they are in the same category of high priority
jade depot
because the shots themselves can make life way harder for dealing with literally everything else
plus having the cannon also makes egg recovery so much easier
steel pivot
yeah they're a pretty good investment to deal with
hidden spindle
yeah
hybrid cedar
Not only do you have to deal with hell, gotta jump every once in a while too
hidden spindle
because the shots themselves can make life way harder for dealing with literally...
it’s like jump rope except the rope is on fire and so is everything else
and they are always at the egg basket which makes it worse if you’re tryna put eggs in there
hidden spindle
like i understand that they're easy to forget about and they pile up but. stinge...
i wanna say stingers are definitely up there too, when both big shots and stingers work together it’s a nightmare
bold plaza
i always feel like big shot spawns the least out of all the bosses
i get the most drizzlers and fishsticks whenever I play, and the least big shots and maws
hidden spindle
i think it depends for me
i get maws like constantly and same for drizzlers and fish sticks and the line
sometimes i get big shots sometimes i don’t
hollow summit
i get drizzlers quite rarely
bold plaza
i always get SO many fish sticks
i've had high hazard rounds where there are 4 of them at the same time
hidden spindle
i get them maybe once or twice in every wave but it’s never overbearing
it’s always the steeleels or flipper floppers
hybrid cedar
There was a round where i got 5 flipper floppers in a wave
Not at the same time but just one after another
Easy eggs
jade depot
big shots are rarer than others yea
mainly because if one does its very centralizing
let alone 2
obtuse anchor
how i've missed splatoon posts
hidden spindle
love clam blitz when me teammates are all brain dead
idiot just stood there
and did not do anything
with the football
lost dirge
honestly me
i hate the mode lol
once i see clam blitz on series and i was like oh no
hidden spindle
i love clam blitz it’s actually one of my fabs
but you just always run the risk of getting shitty teammates
hybrid cedar
yeah it's not fun to play in it and I find it hard
snow swan
it's maybe only fun if you have teammates who know what they're doing / who you can communicate with, but like at that point it's more worthwhile to just wait to play rainmaker or splat zones or something lol
because clam blitz requires a whole different strategy that i feel goes over a lot of teammate's heads
i do wonder when they're gonna reveal the big run event
hybrid cedar
most people forget you can pass individual clams to others
snow swan
maybe like halloween weekend it'd take place ??
bitter cliff
i like it
i think it's just that it's very weird and people don't seem to get what to do
so your teammates a lot of time just know when to push
hidden spindle
yeah @ blm
but i normally get a teammates that get the gist
and understand the added strat
but when you get teammates that don’t get it, it’s a nightmare
hidden spindle
this way kinda serves that purpose i think
uneven shadow
i want a message that says "WE'RE IN TURF WAR THERES 30 SECONDS LEFT INK HOME BASE"
and in anarchy a message that says "STOP INKING HOMEBASE WE'RE IN ANARCHY GO TO THE POINT"
hidden spindle
yes esp to the second one bc i need it
sometimes i really do be forgetting that i’m playing tower control and not turf war
uneven shadow
its hard to adjust from obe mode to the other instantly
bitter cliff
i hate turf war so i always know what mode im in
uneven shadow
😿
hidden spindle
i used to be anti-turf war but it’s nice to wind down with it
bc it doesn’t actually effect any rankings
affect*
hidden spindle
^^^
also question what’s the fastest way to upgrade the catalog
i think i hit 52
uneven shadow
i think anarchy battle because a knockout gives like 2.5k points
hidden spindle
oh … i actually have to win those …
uneven shadow
pray for good teammates
hidden spindle
okay just winning is still pretty good
lost dirge
also question what’s the fastest way to upgrade the catalog
ranked series / salmon run but ranked one is faster
im on level 92 atm
with category
hollow summit
so is this rotation bad or am i just bad at the videogame
its got two shooters so i would think its a fine rotation
uneven shadow
giggles
uneven shadow
after you hit level 100 you get the bonus things
like the fortnite battle pass
in this case its boxes every 10 levels
hollow summit
not really
uneven shadow
not rly its like 10k coins most of the time for me
hollow summit
hidden spindle
ahhhh olay
uneven shadow
i wish it was titles
hollow summit
the cool stuff is in the Decorated™️ mystery boxes
uneven shadow
i want titles. give me fluffy or soft and fluffy
i beg you game
also i hope tableturf cards DISAPPEAR next season
from the catalog
uneven shadow
theres too many of them. if you dont play tableturf theyre less useful than xp tickets
uneven shadow
no
hollow summit
stop being in the "dont play tableturf" demographic
its time! its time to get good at cards
uneven shadow
i expected it to be like yugioh and instead i got. Tetris
hidden spindle
got my first solo wipeout !
uneven shadow
SHOW the clip
hidden spindle
how do i show uou
uneven shadow
postinf the clip here
hidden spindle
phow
uneven shadow
ummm
do you have twitter? if you do just upload it there and then use like vxtwitter
hidden spindle
i don’t have twit …
also i just rewatched it, i only got 3/4 so it was not a solo wipeout sorry everybody
hidden spindle
felt thus
uneven shadow
bold plaza
oh
young moss
Go on then. Eat it
bold plaza
Haaacrrrhunnchshhht (loud crispy bite sound)
young moss
how is it
bold plaza
goob (talking with food in mouth)
uneven shadow
it is full of paint
young moss
Mfw talking with food in my mouth flips my letters
bold plaza
ƨυoiɔilɘb
young moss
:jawdrop:
hybrid cedar
Got cohozuna when we were only a 3-player team
Went as well as you would expect
Not even half HP
uneven shadow
and there it is. a solo wipeout
hidden spindle
this goes crazy hard
uneven shadow
true...
hollow summit
HEY WAIT A SECOND
once you get gear with all the sub abilities you want
how do you keep them
wont the third slot just keep rerolling
hidden spindle
it upgrades the star power i think ?
hollow summit
im pretty sure i got a new ability for gear with 3 slots filled before
and it just. kicked out the last ability and replaced it
silk jolt
Glad they (maybe) kept the tradition of amiibo outfits
hidden spindle
glad but also salty bc i can’t afford amiibo
silk jolt
Amiibo outfits be like: School-themed, combat-themed, armour-themed
Fresh Fish mascot (via Octo Octopus amiibo) is an armour
uneven shadow
hidden spindle
WHAT THE FUCK
shoutout to the guy that used both booyah bombs in wave 1 and we all died in wave 2
uneven shadow
using booyah bomb wave 1 is really funny ill give them that
young flint
Smallfry spotted
hidden spindle
positive i got my first solo wipeout
hybrid cedar
Not even a smallfry lmao
hidden spindle
why do they make it so tedious to upload
hybrid cedar
Ever get some people during glowflies who try to hang on the wall
Like they dont know the chums can jump
hybrid cedar
They werent careful and died lmao
sullen cairn
yeah
young moss
hey free shipping
sullen cairn
thank god
hidden spindle
getting a lot of teams with 0 coordination
like it’s splat zones can we focus on splatting the zone
uneven shadow
who up splatting their zone
hidden spindle
ME PLEASE HELP
uneven shadow
(inks the home base instead) thatll help us win.
hidden spindle
honesty ??? so true
hybrid cedar
i play with people on another server and can get better results
young moss
im basically a random
hybrid cedar
nice
the person that was rolling up a path for planet was also another friend we played with
all I did was hold back enemies in this clip sadly
uneven shadow
i accidentally played rainmaker in series earlier because i thought i clicked turf war
i lost
i was not ready. i had sloshing machine
hybrid cedar
bruh
uneven shadow
then again i got all gold medals which saved me from losing points
spent 100p on series got 100 back
hybrid cedar
the anarchy battle that lives up to its name
there's teammates who don't do shit
and then there's someone who is a sellout
young flint
https://youtu.be/npW8Q_dalUg complete fucking banger
static fable
my INCREDIBLY talented rat son singing his little heart out
young moss
wtf u got an icon..
sullen cairn
obtuse anchor
what a legend
silk jolt
When do we expect the next major update be?
obtuse anchor
iirc they were gonna launch major updates alongside the catalog releases
silk jolt
Splatoon 1 was released in May 2015, then first big update (that is not rank mode) was on August 2015
Splatoon 2 was released in July 2017, then next update was on November 2017
Maybe next month around when the new amiibo releases.
uneven shadow
hidden spindle
https://vxtwitter.com/artsyomni/status/1580025193241915392?s=46&t=y2QYy-z7np_yhL...
this is fuckin sick man
uneven shadow
sick as in insane or sick as in awful
hybrid cedar
Starting to wonder when you would be converted to the rest of us kappa
uneven shadow
i dont hate rainmaker as much as i used to but i hate clam blitz
hybrid cedar
CB is just so bad
uneven shadow
remove it from rotation ❤️
hybrid cedar
Or rather i dont enjoy it all that much
uneven shadow
so tower control can come faster
hybrid cedar
Id take any over CB but usually i prefer splat zones
uneven shadow
i like splat zones if its not on eeltail alley
hybrid cedar
Yeahhhhh
uneven shadow
they gotta make more maps too many of these maps are. not great
hidden spindle
Starting to wonder when you would be converted to the rest of us kappa
i’m still resisting but man yesterday gave me all of the worst teammates combined and i felt my blood pressure spike
uneven shadow
series not allowing friends is so dumb
hybrid cedar
they gotta make more maps too many of these maps are. not great
Yeah I hope they add maps to both the regular gameplay and SR
uneven shadow
and remove spawning grounds
hybrid cedar
i’m still resisting but man yesterday gave me all of the worst teammates combine...
Sooner or later you will give in
uneven shadow
the bridge with holes is awfil during high tode
hybrid cedar
YEAH
I usually just use a special on flyfish there
Its just so awful and poorly balanced
uneven shadow
uneven shadow
celest vault
Where did you get the pearl and marina posters
uneven shadow
miyamoto gave them to me
celest vault
Dang
lost dirge
series not allowing friends is so dumb
wait i thought it is allowed.
hybrid cedar
Nope only open allows it
hidden spindle
mfw when i drop all the way down to pro part timer hhahhha
actually losing my mind
to go from egg vp all the wag back down to pro part-timer i’m gonna scream
been getting just an absolutely awful mix of terrible teammates
uneven shadow
uneven shadow
playing with the real zoro
young moss
had to play a couple rounds
hidden spindle
that’s crazy did you win
uneven shadow
thx zoro
yeah we won thanks to the power of three swords
we also fought mr pp man which mightve helped our victory
young flint
to go from egg vp all the wag back down to pro part-timer i’m gonna scream
your first mistake was playing spawning grounds
uneven shadow
doing it for the money blnus....
next splatoon patch. removing tableturf
getting tableturf cards form the gacha is Pissing me Of
lost dirge
next splatoon patch. removing tableturf
I AGREEED
uneven shadow
obtuse anchor
i'm playing it rn its a fun video game
its crazy how this game is actually x20 better than spla2n
bitter cliff
it definitely is with the exception of the online being mor eor less the same
obtuse anchor
yeah except that
engaging with someone head-to-head is tragic cuz of the nintendo online
i splat someone then walk away
4 seconds later i explode spontaneously
then it points to the person i splatted earlier in the ground
hybrid cedar
You ever see shots coming out of thin air
Seeing a slosher shot in thin air was one of the most surreal experiences I had
obtuse anchor
surprisingly no
obtuse anchor
nice
wintry drift
but whats everyone thoughts on the game anyway
Its good so far! My only issue at first was the connection issues but after a few updates they seem to have dissapeared. The Island Splatfest was fun! Was also my first time doing a Splatfest lol. As for the storymode it was a pretty solid campaign ngl. I didnt spend too much time in salmon run but really enjoyed the time I had there. Hbu what was like your highlight of Splatoon 3?
uneven shadow
young moss
real
lost dirge
uh how do i
report a player
a teammate that is not even doing anything just inking some on our base and walking around all the match and we lost because of them.
on RANKED SERIES
obtuse anchor
go on the Terminal then look at the replay and press Minus and it should let u select a player to report
obtuse anchor
yee
bitter cliff
yea its battle logs where you wanna report
hidden spindle
4 seconds later i explode spontaneously
this is probably my only gripe at the moment, it’s kind of frustrating
especially against sloshers
or if i hit somebody dead on with the roller they just won’t die for a second then kill me then they did
die*
and it’s like ???
uneven shadow
hollow summit
NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
i was watching a tableturf thing and the person went "ive been doing everything to try and get more packs, ive been doing the sheldon thing from hero mode" and i saiD HUH
steel pivot
yeah it's a great way to get rid of all your leftover power eggs
but you have to basically cover every inch of each site
if there are any dark gray pixels on your maps then you won't get the sheldrone
it's not enough to just get rid of the glowing green areas
bold plaza
you have to get all the stickers for each map
it’ll also say that the maps are completely surveyed
steel pivot
yeah getting the sticker will give you that feedback
uneven shadow
foolish squid. heading to the tower
hollow summit
bold plaza
how is it ALWAYS sturgeon shipyard splat zones
literally every single time i play zones sturgeon is in the rotation
hollow summit
would love to know what the rewards and their % chances are but the wiki doesnt say
bold plaza
update: i am now a charger main
bold plaza
hidden spindle
chat i have a very important question; who is your favorite splatoon vendor
bold plaza
Harmony
uneven shadow
mr coco
young moss
crusty man
hidden spindle
interesting that you like sheldon
i like him he’s funny and cute bc he’s a horseshoe crab ?
!
uneven shadow
i like him because he is 🤓 in fish form
rocky halo
i like harmony bc im gay
hidden spindle
i like eddy for the same reason
uneven shadow
i like mr coco for the same reason i like the body improvement club mob psycho
uneven shadow
young moss
ahh perfect!
uneven shadow
uneven shadow
uneven shadow
why is wahoo world like the worst turf map but one of the best splat zones maps
hollow summit
i think wahoo world is a terrible splat zones map because at my low level of play theres a little ledge you can camp on and it gets me a bunch of wins which is good for me but probably bad for the community
hybrid cedar
i think wahoo world is a terrible splat zones map because at my low level of pla...
Anything to win, the rest dont matter as long as it's not hacking
bold plaza
just got three straight series wins with squiffer followed by three straight losses
win
bold plaza
yeah
i was like “damn maybe this will be my charger main point of no return”
i still like squiffer though
bold plaza
so im assuming everyone here but me found the balloon part of after alterna easy
bitter cliff
no i hate the on rails sections of the game
bold plaza
i feel like the rail side hopping thing only works 50% of the time
i ALWAYS miss one single balloon in the three rails part
hidden spindle
the balloon section of after alterna is universally hated i think
it took me two hours to get
but i replayed it recently and got it on my second try which was nice
it’s got nothing on the secret boss of octo expansion tho
that took me months
steel pivot
I think target town was harder than the on-rails section of after alterna
bold plaza
is target town the one where the game recommends you the awful weapon
bold plaza
YAY i beat the balloon section
i think the soaker section is like a nice breath of fresh air
steel pivot
a little
bold plaza
yeah
steel pivot
it helps that it gets more generous with the checkpoints
hidden spindle
target town was actually pretty bad
but it didn’t drive me insane like the balloon section did
i think on-rails sections are just bad in general
steel pivot
I actually didn't try target town with easier weapons so that might've been better
bold plaza
i just gave up on tri and used whatever the blaster was i stead
hidden spindle
but i did those other two last just ti get the hard one out of the way
bold plaza
is there any sort of reward for doing all levels on every weapon
bold plaza
yeah
steel pivot
theoretically the on-rails sections should be the easiest since it's an extremely basic application of the shooting mechanics, which are core to splatoon
while the platforming ones aren't so great
so the soaker block section is still kind of annoying but not as bad as the first section
hidden spindle
yeah i would rank the sections like 4 > 3 > 1 > 2
four being the best and 2 being the worst
hidden spindle
i found the soaker block section really fun and easy
and the first section was like. okay i guess the last part with the moving blocks was really fun to platform off of
steel pivot
the soaker block section asks you to basically predict where the level is going to be next
bold plaza
the special part is a bit tricky but once you have enough space its easy
steel pivot
it's just that you're at the point where you want to get the level over with so you're worn out from the previous sections
even if you do get a checkpoint
and there's no feature that allows you to leave the level and come back at different checkpoints for a proper break
bold plaza
never mind fuck the last part
hidden spindle
just got S rank !!!
bold plaza
i need tips for the octoling section
hollow summit
are you hoarding your specials
if you are; Dont Do That
i was constantly saving the specials on the third wave so i never realized they spawn infinitely
you should be going back and forth between them as much as you can i think
maybe even burn the first two super fast because they're much harder to use