#Illumination Mario Movie

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vital viper
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Dude. I just know sonic power scalers are gonna jump the gun and compare Mario getting beat up by dk to sonic fighting chaos emerald eggman

livid stream
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donkey kong jr makes a HIDDEN cameo in the movie

vital viper
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I'm huffing copium hard but that one scene where Luigis screaming from getting one hair ripped out could mean that he's both a wimp and also cares about his appearance so much that he's entirely devastated when his look is slightly fucked up

strange mortar
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f

floral notch
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saw the new trailer

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I liked it

strange mortar
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Yeah

vagrant sapphire
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Its looking to be great actually

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I like the cheep cheep bridge reference, Peach obviously, and the Mario Kart scene

peak pulsar
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here

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did you guys see Swanky Kong?

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that was awesome

urban root
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i guess there will never quite be a time where people dont feel like acting like counterculture rebels for liking chris pratt mario

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Kids

vital viper
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It's such a tired discussion

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It's clear they don't want to change their viewpoint

urban root
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i dont care if they like it its just annoying how easily kids and people who soend all their time online turn opinions into a crusade

vital viper
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Yeah they're really obnoxiously smug about it

peak pulsar
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So I'm thinking this map might just have the 6 kingdoms with power stars.
The top right is the Penguin Kingdom which Bowser has taken over.

The top kingdom might just be the Koopa Kingdom, which would mean it likely doesn't have a Power Star and is just there because it's where he came from.

somber ferry
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Donkey Kong land, Yoshi land, Peach land, Penguin land, and Angry Sun land

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It's kinda messed up for them to be so close to each other like this

fossil bison
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they're all flat earthers

somber ferry
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Wait

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Is the desert sarasaland

simple wasp
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could b

somber ferry
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Gamers?

fossil bison
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would be dumb

somber ferry
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It's game theory time

fossil bison
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where's muda

simple wasp
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i think its just desert world

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idk who theyd put there tho

somber ferry
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All the other ones have more context than just being "x world", although the penguin one is basically just ice world

urban root
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id be surprised if daisys in the movie

somber ferry
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So it could just be desert world

urban root
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but kiddy kong is here so who knows

peak pulsar
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some people think it might be Sarasaland, but I don't think so

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but it definitely could be

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or some stand-in

urban root
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i could see them truncating sarasaland to just be a desert

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would suck but i could see it

somber ferry
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I was gonna ask why it looks like Minecraft blocks, but it's just the diorama lol

frigid ingot
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they harnessed the power of the voxel

stark igloo
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daisy is there i know it in my soul

fossil bison
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daisy is in the movie

granite cove
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I believe daisy's reveal will be incoming if we get desert scenes in incoming months

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I also Hope She get tan skin.

stark igloo
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i thought her emblem would just be a neat easter egg but now there’s hope …

fossil bison
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here she is

granite cove
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with freckles

stark igloo
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if they really had the balls they would make her straight up POC

granite cove
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do you think we will get redesign with mario characters in future????

urban root
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no

fossil bison
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we literally got one for donkey kong

urban root
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dk isnt much more of a redesign than bowser is

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idk why they pointed it out

fossil bison
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because it will be

urban root
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it... wont, be

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we have all the park assets for dkc

vital viper
sturdy dirge
urban root
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woahahhahahHHhhh

fossil bison
urban root
vital viper
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@restive gyro we've got renders for the banner at least

urban root
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luigis fucking eyelashes HEELP

fossil bison
simple wasp
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donkey kong looks like the the gorilla guy from sing

peak pulsar
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BRAMBALL NATION

urban root
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no way

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bramball cameo

vagrant sapphire
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Bramball!

urban root
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so luigi is straight up in dark land

sturdy dirge
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they left in the ground fuck up

fossil bison
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LOL

sturdy dirge
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in the leaked poster its covered by a mushroom

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I mean the What

urban root
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that dk.img makes me rhink He is not redesigned at all

sturdy dirge
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he looks like horton hears a who dad

urban root
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its just how they chose to make him look and animate in the film

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yea

sturdy dirge
fossil bison
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this is literally swanky kong

urban root
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wtf

sturdy dirge
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DUDE swnaky kong

restive gyro
simple wasp
fossil bison
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there they are

simple wasp
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did u crop out

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dixie and diddy

fossil bison
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i missed them entirely

sturdy dirge
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dk jr below?

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dk jr?

urban root
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WOAH

sturdy dirge
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dk jr?

floral notch
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is it him

restive gyro
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this is dk vine’s biggest moment since their souls all died in 2004

peak pulsar
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Swanky moment

urban root
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fwiw theres been like 3 kongs Minimum people have said are jr

peak pulsar
urban root
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i think kiddy is real but jr is still up in the air

sturdy dirge
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im right though

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im right

urban root
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yea u right

frigid ingot
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dixie looks like a little girl

fossil bison
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it's not jr. if it doesn't have a J

floral notch
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kiddy being in the movie is so awesome

peak pulsar
urban root
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dude in front of swanky looks like fuckin

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chunky if he went to college

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acutally kiddy if he became chunky

fossil bison
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having a lot of dk clones for citizens is one of the best ideas this movie's ever had

urban root
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so fucked up diddy kong is here actual literal diddy standing next to cranky

fossil bison
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i wanna say that really doesn't look like cranky

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like I guess it is but

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looks weird

urban root
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its cranky

simple wasp
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wow the great grape ape

urban root
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thats just

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How he looks

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DUDE

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PINK JR

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NO FUCKING WAY

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im glad theyre leaning into graveyard forest aesthetic for koopa kingdom

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thats always been my favorite aesthetic from the nsmb games

vital viper
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Do u guys think we're gonna see Stanley

urban root
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NSMBWii is super pussy for not having it

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and im glad 2 brought it back

restive gyro
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honestly at this point

vital viper
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If fucking. Pink dk Jr is here

restive gyro
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maybe

frigid ingot
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we'll get three stanleys

simple wasp
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man

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no sign of boo at all

sturdy dirge
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bros mouth is crazy

restive gyro
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anything os on the table at this rate

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insane

simple wasp
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theyre saving boos for the luigi movie

restive gyro
peak pulsar
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I don't think that guy is pink

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looks like lighting

urban root
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i do really want to see boos so fucking bad

vital viper
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Every passing minute this movie gets more and more insane

frigid ingot
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they're gonna make boo into that one creature that looks cute at first but then gets really scary

sturdy dirge
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scarfy

frigid ingot
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yeah

urban root
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awesomew

sturdy dirge
granite cove
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wait...

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is that female toad????????????

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ya its female

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seem male is bit more chubby

frigid ingot
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no way, it's

stoic pumice
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All my purple apron toad Stans let me hear you make some noise

urban root
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NOOO!!!

sturdy dirge
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ruined

peak pulsar
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Glad that the design is 10x better than the clumsily added on Apron from the M&L games

sturdy dirge
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(its toad with an apron)

fossil bison
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it sucks if it's supposed to be a female toad

vital viper
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Yeah

granite cove
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hearts toad....

sturdy dirge
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minions

fossil bison
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so true! 😅

stark igloo
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haha no way the mario movie is gonna be like that

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i feel like peach won’t be his love interest in the film like i didn’t get that vibe from the trailer

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but they also could have just. not shown it i guess

sturdy dirge
dreamy tartan
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its mario and luigi!!!!!!

stark igloo
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they’re just standing next to each other

dreamy tartan
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wait. peach. whatever

stark igloo
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they did that a lot in the trailer

dreamy tartan
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theyre basically the same character anyway

sturdy dirge
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When a guy and girl stand by each other its bc they are in LVOE

peak pulsar
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actually Mario is the 3rd wheel

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Toad is also in that scene

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he's the one in love with Peach

sturdy dirge
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well that is strange

stark igloo
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what about two guys

sturdy dirge
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they are friends maybe

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or rivals

stark igloo
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two girls

sturdy dirge
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friends

stark igloo
sturdy dirge
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whats up?

granite cove
stark igloo
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GAY TOADS ??

vital viper
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I don't think they want to portray Mario as incompetent

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At least at the end

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I think it's gonna be like shounen where he's actively trying to train himself

sturdy dirge
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wait do u think peach teaches mario power ups

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in the fire flower scene

stark igloo
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yes

vital viper
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Since miyamoto is clearly into that stuff

sturdy dirge
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thats kinda cute

floral notch
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I thought it was cuz around that part it looked like a montague of peach teaching/preparing mario for the adventure and stuff

stark igloo
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and i can’t help but think it’ll be the alternative where he like. just gains the ability to Be Cool when under pressure

sturdy dirge
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tbh i never really watched the trailer with a clear mind

stark igloo
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like he’s always had that super ability in him even tho he thinks he’s just a plumber

stark igloo
wanton kite
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i like how the fire flower looks...

stark igloo
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this is like an objectively pretty movie

sturdy dirge
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will this be in the movie

floral notch
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yeah this is the ending

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that's why bowser wants mario

stark igloo
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happy pridemas !!

sturdy dirge
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declaration of friendship!

stark igloo
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obliterates you with my homo beam

floral notch
sturdy dirge
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guys ! i m gay now

floral notch
stark igloo
urban root
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peach will lift mario off the ground and kiss him on the lips at the end

sturdy dirge
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the third time will be the clip of it happening

peak pulsar
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the way he's portrayed is pretty in-character

dreamy tartan
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whats that one post thats like “i hope this show has the shittiest finale and i hope x marries a man”

vital viper
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Danganronpa

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I fucking hate Danganronpa I hope it gets exactly one more game and komeada marries a woman

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Or however you spell his name

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That's the og post

dreamy tartan
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YEAH

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thank you <3

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how did you remember that by heart

vital viper
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Because I agree

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I fucking hate Danganronpa

dreamy tartan
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<3

sturdy dirge
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perhaps i treated u too harshly..

vagrant sapphire
junior lion
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Sweet! How do we get these images?

vagrant sapphire
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Wdym how

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They were from the mario movie twitter

junior lion
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I was meaning how do I download the images?

sturdy dirge
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click it

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"open original"

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right click save as

junior lion
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Got ya

fast elbow
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toad is toji from eva that's the only voice ive heard in anything (besides light)

urban root
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bowser is zangief and avdol

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they really gay man coded him in japan

supple marten
sturdy dirge
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clear pipes

floral notch
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wow wtf

peak pulsar
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blue toad

vital viper
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I'm gonna be honest with you guys I thought the blue toad was spike for half a second

floral notch
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Mario Maker reference????

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Whoa!

sturdy dirge
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why does toad have hands they dont have hands in the games

vital viper
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How else is he supposed to flip people off like in smb1

dreamy tartan
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smg what would you do if they retconned spike into being a toad

peak pulsar
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speaking of Mario Maker, I had a dream they announced Mario Maker 3 last night

stuck ridge
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Why him and not Miyamoto

vital viper
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To send a message

stark igloo
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tho i am curious if the coins are gonna work as currency

vital viper
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All I saw was the hardhat and blue+yellow color scheme

stark igloo
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i mean they will but also there are just coin blocks so free money ??

vital viper
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It kind of looked like the emblem they usedb

balmy coyote
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spike neuron activated

stark igloo
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that’s a toad

vital viper
balmy coyote
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todd

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howard

vital viper
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Just make the sunglasses blue and the rim of the helmet orange

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That's basically what I saw

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I AM NOT CRAZY!!! ITS JUST PATTERN RECOGNITION!

balmy coyote
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gotta get the spike neuron tuned

peak pulsar
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They're saving him for the big screen

strange mortar
balmy coyote
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shower thought: will the kongs will get an extended rap intro?

strange mortar
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They better

urban root
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prob in a dk movie

vital viper
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It'd probably be all over the advertising campaign

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And credits

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For a dk movie

fossil bison
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and grant kirkhope won't see a single penny

frigid ingot
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you think they wouldn't get him?

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(or don't already have him?)

fossil bison
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they wouldn't get him for a dk rap

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and nintendo owns the song so no royalties needed

frigid ingot
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I just mean for a DK movie in general

balmy coyote
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true, and it'll probably be even worse

fossil bison
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they wouldn't get him for a dk movie no

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the only mario guys in the movie are miyamoto and kondo

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and kondo works at nintendo proper

restive gyro
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what would grant even do

fossil bison
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collect royalties I guess is what shouty is at

frigid ingot
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no he'd have a supervisor role like Kondo

fossil bison
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well no

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he's not even the big dk music guy

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he's the banjo guy

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anything but dk

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that would be david wise

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and nintendo's likely not gonna get david wise ever again either

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if they're making the games in house

frigid ingot
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then who would they get?

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I feel like we've been led to believe that Grant was the DK music guy

fossil bison
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some other guy at nintendo if they really even need a supervisor

frigid ingot
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not that he actually is

fossil bison
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who told you grant was the dk music guy

restive gyro
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grant just did the dk stuff for mario + rabbids

frigid ingot
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nobody

fast elbow
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they'd let illumination be more to their own devices for a donkey kong movie

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the mario movie was them proving themselves

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pretty much how nintendo roles with any studio

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Ie: see next level games and retro studios

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miyamoto was involved with luigis mansion 2 (they'd bring copies for him to playtest lololol) and then fucked off for 3

frigid ingot
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but that's miyamoto, not nintendo

restive gyro
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miyamoto hasn't been heavily involved in any non pikmin game in a hot minute

frigid ingot
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that said I think he'd still stick around for a DK movie

fast elbow
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im sure someone would still be supervising but i dont think you'd actively need a music supervisor

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for a donkey kong movie

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nintendo probably cared about getting kondo involved because of how respected he is (amongst his literal friends he's worked with for years and the general public)

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who (at nintendo) gives a shit abt DK, the music has traded hands so many times

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with nintendo pictures becoming a company i bet nintendos going to be focussed more on beefing that up and making shit themselves after this movies out

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this is just speculation mind you

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but im just getting at the point that i dont really think they'd care to get David wise or Grant kirkhope

frigid ingot
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yeah but illumination is still probably doing the DK movie

fast elbow
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they're not that prolific or important to nintendo

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maybe someone at illuminations a big fan and would get one of em

frigid ingot
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yeah that's what I was thinking

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but not if it was Nintendo who mandated Kondo to work on the Mario movie

fast elbow
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it kinda sucks that nintendo gives no fux about david wise

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when he created the themesong for a character they use in everything

timber pecan
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OH SHIT

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I can't believe one of my favorite course elements made it into the movie

junior lion
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Do you guys have a high quality poster image of Bowser with Mario and the gang?

junior lion
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Love how Toad brings up the Dark Lands.

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Literally Bowser’s home.

timber pecan
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I mean, we're no stranger to this fact in the games lmao

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Whenever there's a Mario game, there's always a World 8

sturdy dirge
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look hes in new uork

urban root
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since when did we have one of tehse

dreamy tartan
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mit. now’s your chance to meet mario

sturdy dirge
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which is far cooler then talking with charles

peak pulsar
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Piranha Plant gives off Super Show vibes imo

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or at least nipper vibes

vagrant sapphire
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Thats incredible

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Actually like the piranha plant

livid stream
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Should’ve made them green

granite cove
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Mario's power.

stuck ridge
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hope she is playing PM64

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now...

peak pulsar
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"Anya, who is your favorite Mario character?"
"Right now it is Goombario from the original Paper Mario game for the Nintendo 64. He will be appearing in a new game soon, Miyamoto told me-- oh wait nevermind I meant to say Yoshi. Yoshi is appearing in a new game soon haha (cut the tape... stop, stop recording)"

sturdy dirge
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Always one to do her research, she says she wasn’t a gamer before, but is now. “So now I am a gamer, and it’s really fun. Ideally, I like playing at arcades, because, again, it’s like cinema; I love the ceremony. I’ll go with a whole bunch of friends. And we’ll just spend hours at the arcade.”

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i dont think paper mario is at the arcade

peak pulsar
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Her friend Joe has an N64 set up. She thinks it's an arcade game, but it's not

stoic pumice
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im dying one of the replies says "oh youre a gamer? name 6 different slurs then" zob

bitter acorn
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I SAW THAT ONE LMFAOOO

sturdy dirge
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true mario movie heads would know that all mario origins start with saving luigi.

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and sometimes. peach helps mario do it.

floral notch
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yeah like SPM

stuck ridge
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I don't think SPM counts as an origins game

bitter acorn
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yoshis island marioThink

frigid ingot
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that's why when all seems lost yoshi will save the day in the end

bitter acorn
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peak

grave latch
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They’re so cool

stoic pumice
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yes they are!!

dusk oxide
timber pecan
grave latch
supple marten
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With somewhat real explosions

grave latch
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And kinda special effects

sturdy dirge
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the thread not having a final name is really funny

fossil bison
dreamy tartan
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These people need to be sent into a place

somber ferry
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no, they're right. what is the cat suit doing in the Donkey Kong kingdom?

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it should be the Donkey Kong suit

fossil bison
timber pecan
peak pulsar
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Time to prepare to have a hopefully less chaotic discussion in this channel compared to #mario-miscellaneous

balmy coyote
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i had to look in there only to see it scrolling

sturdy dirge
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hi

balmy coyote
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is there a trailer or something?

sturdy dirge
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in 3 mins

balmy coyote
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ah

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oh boy, time for more references!

peak pulsar
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more of Cranky please

sturdy dirge
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its the guy that made the thing

peak pulsar
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accidentally streams the whole movie

balmy coyote
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are you guys liTerAlLly sHaKing right now? warioGrin

peak pulsar
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Holy Frick, Mar10 day

sturdy dirge
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spot the minions

balmy coyote
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that was fast

peak pulsar
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Chris Melandandri just became Wario holy frick

balmy coyote
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where's my red arrow circle thumbnail template?

sturdy dirge
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oh wow

balmy coyote
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mariDead the lack of chemistry is palpable

peak pulsar
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Where is Spike

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Weezer

sturdy dirge
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bowser day baby

peak pulsar
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Surprised Keegan wasn't executed after his Toad Cap statement

frigid ingot
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why are they separate

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wow im really behind

peak pulsar
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I'm on YouTube

sturdy dirge
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im on twitch

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im hold my tongue

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i'll

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oh wtf

frigid ingot
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im on twitch too

peak pulsar
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gonna have to sit out the chat during the trailer

sturdy dirge
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the guy

frigid ingot
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but it took me a minute to catch up to bowser day

sturdy dirge
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my dorm got crazy wifi

frigid ingot
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what the hell

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lumalee

sturdy dirge
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umm

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big lroe impliations

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fire flower works on..

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someone..

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GUys its an action movie

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aciton movie

balmy coyote
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sound track still not my vibe

frigid ingot
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still no spike

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that was kind of boring

peak pulsar
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Fire DK is wicked

frigid ingot
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other than fire dk

balmy coyote
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nothing new to be invested in for me

sturdy dirge
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yeah it felt like keys jingling

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oh my god

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DISPLAYED.

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we cant buythem wtf

balmy coyote
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ah yes, i certainly want to go see mario's BOOTS

frigid ingot
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well yeah, c'mon

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go to nintendo world

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everyone in the us

urban root
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Chat is popping off for 20 seconds of footage

sturdy dirge
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everyone in the united states fly to new york

urban root
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yea ill go down tomorrow to see his shoes trust

sturdy dirge
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spy on the inside

balmy coyote
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this chat is just like mariShrug

peak pulsar
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uh oh I'm buffering.
Internet died

frigid ingot
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man this movie continues to not be very funny

urban root
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i didnt like the Whatever those are with the spinies

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theyre just spinies dude

frigid ingot
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or lumalee

peak pulsar
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My internet died for like 2 minutes

sturdy dirge
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Guys fire dk

frigid ingot
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maybe that joke would be something if they showed something more obscure

sturdy dirge
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so its like if dk had fire powers

balmy coyote
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feels like the script made too many passes through a board

urban root
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i guess lumalee is not actually a spoiler

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thats. Nice i guess

peak pulsar
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Fire DK was super cool because it's something you could possibly expect to see in the games

urban root
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i think

frigid ingot
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the humor is like

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very generic edginess

balmy coyote
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looking over at the mario-movie channel thread
i don't understand the youth

frigid ingot
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you mean the channel?

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this is the thread

balmy coyote
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ye

urban root
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Mairo's iconic shoes

peak pulsar
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Not really a fan of Bowser being so willing to just kill a bunch of people.

balmy coyote
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not a fan of bowser not even knowing the species of one of his troops

peak pulsar
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yeah lol, that was dumb

frigid ingot
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oh i just noticed the mushroom actually made him big

supple marten
peak pulsar
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Also, Luigi's Solo adventure with Yoshis is not seeming likely

urban root
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its got the fucking part selector ont he bottom

balmy coyote
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ugh

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i go to movies to see something interesting or cool! not be reminded of something else

peak pulsar
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there are Koopa Troopas and Goombas in cages too?

urban root
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yea

sturdy dirge
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bowser hates every body

fossil bison
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this is exactly what they're doing with teen titans go

peak pulsar
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I thought that was a Yellow Yoshi when I first watched, but no that's just a Koopa Troopa, and there's a Goomba.

Bowser willing to kill his own minions

balmy coyote
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bowser may not have much character, but i don't think he's a shit boss

frigid ingot
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at this point they're going to have luigi leading the penguins and dissidents instead of yoshis

vital viper
#

so no spike

peak pulsar
#

Maybe those are the nice Goombas and Koopa Troopas. The ones that didn't join Bowser's army

vital viper
#

i havent watched the movie yet

urban root
#

Fucking ugly ass sledge bro

fossil bison
urban root
#

This movie sucks.

peak pulsar
#

WHAT THE FRICK

fossil bison
#

this movie sucks

#

unironically

peak pulsar
#

Sledge Bro, what the heck is wrong with him

#

Bob-Ombs with expressive eyes in 3D is super cool

fossil bison
#

they're giving bob-ombs expressions

peak pulsar
#

usually only King Bob-Omb emotes in 3D

frigid ingot
#

wait there are penguins in bowser's army?

peak pulsar
#

maybe some defect

urban root
#

i dont know if bramballs are either i think this is just Woah... A crowd of creachers

balmy coyote
peak pulsar
#

Bowser says "join me, or die"

fossil bison
#

the penguin kingdom is literally gonna be the only one bowser takes down

frigid ingot
#

there's a hammer bro way in the back

peak pulsar
#

someone pointed out how the Hammer Bros have cloth helmets??

balmy coyote
#

kinda hard to tell

urban root
#

i dont know if thats cloth

#

it looks like the same material that headgear is made of in boxing and shit

vital viper
#

if mario made his fucking kart why isnt it the b dasher

#

garbage movie.

simple wasp
#

gamer headset

balmy coyote
#

b dasher goated

granite cove
#

bruh lmao

#

did they

#

literally had monkeys in t-poses

fossil bison
#

the spiny joke would have landed better if it was buzzy beetles

granite cove
fossil bison
#

they also wouldn't have looked as ugly

granite cove
#

well

#

A-pose i guess

fossil bison
#

good god why do they look awful

granite cove
vale prism
granite cove
livid stream
#

that’s 2 toads

urban root
#

did you find this thread just to @ me

vale prism
#

Maybe

balmy coyote
granite cove
#

HIM

fossil bison
livid stream
#

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is in the MUD my gang! The Super Mario Bros movie is gonna be based to the MAX Gentlemarios!

granite cove
#

THE BLUE TOAD

balmy coyote
#

if so, bahaha

granite cove
#

theres diddy and dixie

frigid ingot
#

where is all this art from

granite cove
balmy coyote
#

idk why i hyperfixated on these toads with similar poses

peak pulsar
#

CHUNKY CONFIRMED

livid stream
#

So what does this mean for Mario kart if they handle international conflicts by racing

fossil bison
#

(not actually chunky)

peak pulsar
#

why did they change Chunky's eyes

#

unaceptable

urban root
#

i think it is chunky

#

and thats swanky too

#

theyre in hte group of Defined kongs

fossil bison
#

i know that's swanky because it's his clothes

urban root
#

theyre also like

fossil bison
#

i'm not sure about chunky

urban root
#

notably more designed htan everyone else

peak pulsar
#

He's even got the darker fur

urban root
#

none of hte other generics have his fit

#

its chunky

balmy coyote
#

look! it's [characters] who will be in the background for a collective minute! clap!

sturdy dirge
#

mario please please stay in new york please

#

please

#

pelase

#

dont leave

granite cove
#

nice three female dks

#

help why is this so funny

#

everyone being A-posed

balmy coyote
#

ah, the ol illumination adage of poorly hidden model dupes

#

they save money

peak pulsar
#

Mario has been separated from his young

balmy coyote
#

hahaha

#

the cut off

sturdy dirge
#

runs a plumber in brooklyn

balmy coyote
#

is that google translate?

frigid ingot
#

mario's children confirmed

balmy coyote
#

i think this one's a yohoho at most from me

fossil bison
#

can't wait to be team lumalee

peak pulsar
#

Us DK Jr fans are losing HARD today 😭

balmy coyote
#

the hypothetical DK IV that i made up lives on in my heart

white jungle
#

I do not like the realistic skin details on his hands

#

Why is it so scary

balmy coyote
#

you don't like the crusty ape hands?

urban root
#

Click on queens

#

What is he doing here

#

Why that one

balmy coyote
#

especially compared to his smooth face and chest?

urban root
#

modcheck but panicked and faster because im scared

frigid ingot
#

oh yeah, mario was glitched up when i first loaded up this site today

livid stream
#

NO FUCKING EAY

frigid ingot
#

kid icarus what

urban root
#

click on queens

#

oh yes

#

yea

#

Yea

frigid ingot
#

i am, i get kid icarus noises

urban root
#

yea i misunderstood at first

#

Gneuinely scary sounds

#

a chill goes down my spine as a kid icarus animated film fades into view

peak pulsar
#

Where

#

I can't find Queens

#

what section of teh site

sturdy dirge
#

u gotta click on the um

#

service area

#

button

#

then u see the same site but with that part

#

its weird

#

after doing a captcha

peak pulsar
#

the frick

#

also the real question has been answered

sturdy dirge
#

wtf

white jungle
#

This insta account is new isnt it

sturdy dirge
#

yes

white jungle
#

How much more cryptic marketing are they planning

sturdy dirge
#

will mairo and luigi return to new york at the end

balmy coyote
#

mairo and lugii were unfortunately run over by a truck in new york

livid stream
#

awkward..

stuck ridge
bitter acorn
#

the spiny diss was mean

vale prism
#

poor what ever those things are

floral notch
#

I can't believe that Charles Martinet is voicing famous Mario character ||Giuseppe||

white jungle
#

No giuseppe in the trailer 💔

floral notch
#

why he didn't show up...

fossil bison
frigid ingot
#

lumalee is the key to it all

peak pulsar
#

Lumalee ate lots of yummy star bits and transformed into a website

peak pulsar
#

I thought there were some cages in the lava and on fire, but I think I was wrong and they're patrol vehicles & torches instead

#

meaning Bowser likely isn't willing to just kill tons of random people, which is good imo

fast elbow
#

It's lame this movie has like 8 enemy types

#

Glad shy guys and snifits and brambles are in

#

"whatever those things are" is such a stupid illumination joke that they probably could've picked an enemy where that'd make sense but didn't

peak pulsar
#

Yeah, there are a lot of weird Mario enemies to choose from. Choosing a KOOPA from THE FIRST SUPER MARIO GAME for that joke makes no sense

fast elbow
#

Would've made sense for like spike or something

#

Maybe this thing

peak pulsar
#

that would've been perfect

#

I don't even know his name

#

other than that he's Ty-Foo's younger brother

#

Oh it's just Foo haha

#

Was gonna say any non-Koopa would work.
But then I realized that includes Goombas, and Shy Guys, and Monty Moles... all of which are pretty recognizable.

vital viper
#

Choosing spinies kinda makes sense if you think about lakitus chucking them out of basically nowhere

#

Could be something like Bowser having lakitus in his army and then the lakitus started bringing out spinies and he was like "um okay I guess"

fossil bison
#

this is an interpretation for people too into mario

urban root
#

spikes are like

#

The mario enemy of all enemies to call a "whatever those are"

#

spinies are just turtles its such a weird joke i wonder if its even in the movie

fast elbow
#

Spikes would be funny I think

#

Cuz they're kinda gross too

#

Infinite ball spewing

bitter acorn
#

you think they’ll have a joke at one point where they all look off screen or to us and are like “i haven’t mentioned it but who is this guy ?!” and then it just pans to lakitu waving at them while recording

stoic pumice
#

that would be really funny lmaooo

peak pulsar
#

I wonder if Spikes aren't in thr movie simply due to Foreman Spike's inclusion

peak pulsar
#

whoops my bad

#

I only shared this cause I thought Spinies were included in the SMB1 section

#

and was gonna say "you mean 'whatever those things are?'"

sturdy dirge
#

antihero wario

#

funny the carrot is truly called Carrot

#

not the Super Carrot

#

Wait what the fuck they called out doki doki panic????

#

have they ever like

#

just said that

livid stream
#

Where’s marios pic Ross

fossil bison
#

it's weird they mention mario artist

#

i have to wonder if someone just googled these

sturdy dirge
#

honestly some wild facts from a nintendo post

#

and it also confirms yoshis island is mainline

fossil bison
#

it literally calls it a spinoff

peak pulsar
sturdy dirge
#

it says it was initially conceptualized as a spin off whi h means jt isnt

#

any more

#

so its mainline

peak pulsar
#

that's referring to the name SMW2 I think

#

but I'd hope it's mainline because maybe we'd start to see more stuff leak back into Mario games

fossil bison
#

you have holes in your brain to think that

#

but maybe i'm just a bitter old codger

sturdy dirge
#

mainline yoshis island

peak pulsar
#

The funniest thing to me is that they mentioned freaking ravens hahaha

sturdy dirge
#

i think purple yoshi is unbelievably funny

#

like who fucking cares

peak pulsar
#

Maybe because Ravens are in PM64, and that's also on NSO

dreamy tartan
#

Applez hates purpo?

sturdy dirge
#

i love purple

#

and yellow and stuff

peak pulsar
#

porpol

sturdy dirge
#

like this guy

dreamy tartan
#

nonbenary

sturdy dirge
#

ya

#

u literaly cant spell enby without applez

dreamy tartan
#

This is true

#

You know how roxas is an anagram of sora with an x. think about enby for a second

sturdy dirge
#

yeah

#

i was born like that

dreamy tartan
#

yeah

vital viper
#

Can't spell SuperMarioGamer without SMG

sturdy dirge
#

or pee

dreamy tartan
#

SuperMarioGamer is secretly SuperMarioGalaxy?

#

More on this at 11

sturdy dirge
#

u r mr gar

#

seeing if i could change smgs name and saw we arent added as friends

#

didnt take action to change that but

vital viper
#

I will

sturdy dirge
#

can i get nickname permission so i can rename everyone here like a kid with barbies or something

fossil bison
#

why do you not have nickname permissions

#

who hurt you

livid stream
#

Does smg have parmesan

vital viper
#

Yeah and I change your username every time you look away and change it back when you look at the screen again

sturdy dirge
#

i can rename everyone but my equals now that i think about it

livid stream
#

My new name is Eugene Felder

sturdy dirge
#

ok

dreamy tartan
#

I can rename everyone on the server I just choose not to

sturdy dirge
#

Wtf

#

ur the evil wizard

dreamy tartan
#

<3

fossil bison
bitter acorn
#

chris pratt sweep

dreamy tartan
#

Wrong channel

#

You want #mario-miscellaneous

fossil bison
#

i like kamek here

floral notch
#

i like dk and bowser here

peak pulsar
#

I like Peach in this

vital viper
#

shoutouts to literally no one saying mario or luigi

#

theyre the illumination mario and luigi everyone was scared of

urban root
#

this art is cute

peak pulsar
#

I think Luigi looks decent in this art, but I'm not a fan of Mario's design

urban root
#

i like this mario and luigi fine enough

strange mortar
#

? Block appreciation

fossil bison
#

guess the movie

livid stream
#

Bro

sturdy dirge
#

the craziest part is their latest tweet

livid stream
#

live reaction Luigi Martinis’ latest tweet:

#

Bro

stark igloo
#

literally insanity lmfao

crisp sable
#

I was NOT guessing that movie

plucky jewel
crisp sable
#

omg every time I read this it's as if it's the first time

plain apex
fossil bison
#

what even is that supposed to convey

#

like why did they have a goomba biting another goomba lol

plain apex
#

I guess these goombas are more wild

fossil bison
#

out of all enemies in the movie i like how they look here the most

#

the changes they made do suit them

plain apex
#

Wonder what other kinds of enemy types are in the movie that we haven’t seen yet

peak pulsar
peak pulsar
#

during the Dark Lands scene

fast elbow
fossil bison
#

yeah

#

they're so happy

fast elbow
#

Beforehand

fossil bison
#

this is the best ubisoft can do

#

illumination are the better frenchies after all

fast elbow
#

Well idk if they're allowed to do anything

fossil bison
#

wtf is this

sturdy dirge
#

so that is a goomba

#

from mario?

#

like the video games

#

there are enemies in it called Goomba

fossil bison
#

yes apples

sturdy dirge
#

z..

dreamy tartan
#

he’s sleeping...

frigid ingot
#

must be a light sleeper

peak pulsar
#

I'd assume the Goomba models in-game aren't easy to make unique facial expressions on.

The classic PM games had Goombario and Goombella smiling and stuff too.
The M&L games don't have smiling Goombas I don't think, but they're talking animation is pretty good

fast elbow
fossil bison
#

that's depressing

plain apex
#

Do you think we’re gonna see Thwomps having different expressions

urban root
#

are we gonna see thwomps in the first place?

plain apex
#

I don’t see why we wouldn’t

#

Not that I’m expecting anything more than a small cameo

urban root
#

it seems like theyre leaning harder into the koopa type enemies primarily

#

i would even say that this movie's koopa troop could be implying that shy guys are koopas under the robes

#

the most different enemies they have around are like

#

goombas

#

(and shy guys)

plain apex
#

I don’t think that’s what they’re implying

#

But yeah I don’t really mind that they’re leaning into koopas more

#

I just hope that the other types have some time to shine

vital viper
#

I'm expecting thwomps in some scene where Luigi's running inside Bowser's castle

#

And he's dodging falling thwomps or something

plain apex
#

Right

urban root
#

maybeh

#

i feel like i almost want them to just be pure stone traps

#

and not really emote

vital viper
#

That's what I mean kinda

urban root
#

if they do maybe its very rigid and not animated in the expected way

vital viper
#

Like their presence isn't as enemies but just traps that trigger off that Luigi's running from

#

Yea if they're animated it should be only key frames

sturdy dirge
#

marty is in the post credit scene

#

and he has L is Real sketched on the wall of his cell

#

except its flipped so its waluigis logo

urban root
#

do you think L is Real will appear

#

in the movie anywhere

#

srs

sturdy dirge
#

no

#

if it was the sonic movie yes

#

idk any fan things that would make it into the mario movie

plain apex
#

I think the most surface level thing they would nod to is the minus world

vital viper
#

If the movie was more illumination centric they would figure out how to make a blj joke or something

sturdy dirge
#

you just got luigi'd poster but its waluigi and says too bad waluigi time

peak pulsar
#

I could imagine Luigi dodging a thwomp, and then going "phew!"

just to turn around and see an evil face staring at him. And it would smile and laugh and Luigi runs away

frigid ingot
#

i don't think nintendo would allow references to fanbase lore

#

oh wait i forgot lego referenced blj

vital viper
#

They did???

urban root
#

yea

peak pulsar
#

if the movie really is focusing on Koopas, it's a shame we haven't seen Lakitu or Spike.

Granted, we hadn't seen spinies until last trailer, but I feel like we would've seen Lakitus by now.

And I'd assume Spikes aren't in simply due to name overlap with the Foreman

frigid ingot
#

which would've made them perfect for the "whatever you guys are" joke

peak pulsar
#

yeah. Cause they're Koopas but they look so different

#

And then everyone in the audience would roar "FISHY BOOPKINS!!"

strange mortar
#

That would be so cool

white jungle
frigid ingot
#

this isnt the same part of the interview

plain apex
#

I see

stuck ridge
#

We are getting an illumination Mario movie

bitter acorn
#

reaching

stuck ridge
#

Hey guys is there servers for illumination fans out there?

#

How would Stanley be brought back into a Mario game?

#

What would his power ups be like

#

Other than his gas pump

urban root
#

is this a question relevant to the illumination mario movie thread

grave latch
urban root
#

if you mention mario galaxy all the redditors appear and start swarming you like a herd

fossil bison
#

my friend is excited at the prospect of galaxy being in the movie

urban root
#

:(

fossil bison
#

i'll have to ask her one day what she wants out of rosalina being in the movie

#

maybe after we watch it though

#

i want to see if she gets disillusioned

urban root
#

if anything rosalina will probably be there to wrap up the luma plot

#

like Thanks for looking after my kid. bye

frigid ingot
#

but lumalee will die

fossil bison
#

maybe

#

but they're not gonna be able to sell rosalina merch off of tht

urban root
#

as like a twist that lumalee is an alien

#

they can after like a month or two

#

i just dont want mario galaxy because if this film franchise just goes down a boring ass Marvel route wrt the escalation of stakes i will be sad

vital viper
#

Power creep is so tiring

urban root
#

theyre going out of their way to show how cool and intersting marios world is while also having actual brooklyn

vital viper
#

Wario would be amazing because arguably he's less of a threat than Bowser is

urban root
#

i do not give a shit about Space

#

his threat is more compelling

#

bowser's threat is external

#

wario's would likely be internal

vital viper
#

Yeah wario is more personal

#

What I'm getting at is although wario doesn't have the giant floating death ship and an entire army he'd still feel like a threat because you're getting character exploration

fast elbow
#

itd be like despicable me 3

#

the villain was trey parker but the gimmick was Dru

#

mario and wario

#

basically warios gonna be in space

urban root
#

😔

#

wario should take over brooklyn

fossil bison
#

i don't want to go back to brooklyn (talking as a mario movie fan)

#

brooklyn is boring

urban root
#

thats fucked

sturdy dirge
#

Whoa

urban root
#

actually what you just said could literally be the entire premise of a 2nd movie

frigid ingot
#

yeah brooklyn sucks

#

wario should take manhattan

urban root
#

This mushroom kingdom is so great why would we wanna go back (remembers that everyone they have ever known is there)

#

It's about family

fossil bison
#

ughhhhh

sturdy dirge
frigid ingot
#

they'll probably make it so they can't go back like in the cartoon

fossil bison
#

i want them to make it so mario and luigi have no reason to go back

#

i don't want a mario movie set in real life

urban root
#

i could see them doing it to full circle new donk

#

i think theres value

#

to me it is still a part of mario's world, thus it is interesting

fossil bison
#

man idk

urban root
#

it also keeps the characters grounded

fossil bison
#

brooklyn in the movie isn't new donk, they're playing it completely straight

#

mario and luigi aren't cartoony guys they're just guys

urban root
#

yea exactly

#

well

#

they are cartoony guys

fossil bison
#

i mean i know but

urban root
#

theyre cartoony guys living in a fictional brooklyn

#

thats why its interesting to me at least

fossil bison
#

they're not exaggerated

#

outside of them being

#

shorter than everyone else

#

because of branding

urban root
#

i doubt the world of the mushroom kingdom acutaly impacts marios ability to like

#

Jump

#

that doesnt seem like a thing here

#

so inherently mario bringing the gap between the two only serves to benefit both

#

perhaps he can even learn why they are separate to begin with

fossil bison
#

meh

#

the sequel can be anything at all...

#

it's honestly a bit frustrating to not have a lead

#

besides

#

lumalee

#

all in due time though

urban root
#

yea

fossil bison
#

less than two weeks! 😁

urban root
#

i just do not want it to have to do with galaxy very badly

fossil bison
#

yea that'd be lame

plain apex
urban root
#

such a boring direction to take when they're going out of their way to establish that the world they're presently on is interesting

#

marioverse hates most things that doesnt support the idea they've built up

fossil bison
#

i have no idea what marioverse is like

#

i barely just heard about it a couple weeks ago

plain apex
#

I saw someone once call it “gaslight central”

fossil bison
#

yeah that's probably the same person I heard about it from

urban root
#

it seems like they're a community built around building up their one, community creative narrative

#

so a lot of ideas are inherently going to be shared amongst most of its members

fossil bison
#

that doesn't seem ostensibly bad

#

discord server to discuss someone's creation

urban root
#

it isnt but i dont think this is the place for outside drama necessarily

fossil bison
#

yea fair

vital viper
#

I love how it's New York and not new donk

#

I feel so vindicated

plain apex
#

It does fit this movie and the isekai premise better than if was simply the same planet so I have no issues

fossil bison
#

i would have liked it being new donk on the premise that

#

well just that it wasn't played as exactly real life brooklyn

#

like the mario cartoon

#

so everyone would jump high like mario a bit and what sets mario apart is his unique personality and characteristics

#

and the fact he's short and has a mustache

#

and the mushroom kingdom would still shock him and such

#

i already expressed what i don't like about real life mario here so you can just read that

plain apex
#

I like that they’re trying to make a cohesive world while also somewhat sticking to the usual generic biomes

#

And because this is a different continuity they have a chance to better connect DK Island and Yoshi’s Island to the Mushroom Kingdom

fossil bison
#

it's so weird that they'd really connect dk island (which they call jungle kingdom in the movie) with the mario world

#

because from the dk rumors that have been floating around I thought the idea was to make dk more distinctly separate from mario

#

so it's like

#

the dk movie will take place in mario's world by proxy?

#

the mcu

#

dk games gave you plausible deniability that they weren't in mario's world because they looked nothing like it

plain apex
#

It works in the games because of how separate they already are

frigid ingot
#

but spinoffs had dkc locations

fossil bison
#

yeah they did

simple wasp
#

kit and krysta recently mentioned they were surprised by how popular DK was in official nintendo "do you recognize these characters" polls

fossil bison
#

but mario kart also has zelda tracks

#

so lol

#

and wuhu island

plain apex
#

But for a movie it’s fine that they want to make them feel more like the same world

plain apex
simple wasp
#

thought that was interesting to mention

fossil bison
#

i think they're dumb

#

obviously people are gonna know dk

simple wasp
#

he was basically one of the most popular more than link and stuff

fossil bison
#

he's in mario kart

simple wasp
#

in america

fossil bison
#

and he's from the arcade era

urban root
#

i think everyone being capable of the feats mario performs is good and better for the narrative

#

like anyone can learn to jump

#

it also helps bring mario back to the roots of his character

fossil bison
#

they didn't

#

they really didn't

plain apex
#

Some DK stages are more or less generic rainforests but others like DK Jungle are explicitly DKC

dreamy tartan
#

I do not mind a mario movie having brooklyn in it i very much liked the live action parts of the super show

#

I missed them in the other two series. I know now why they were cut but I know they shouldn’t have been

plain apex
urban root
#

thats one way to put it yea

fossil bison
#

all of this stuff is in the generic mario game mold

plain apex
#

Right

fossil bison
#

relative to the game they're in anyway

plain apex
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That’s why I mentioned DK Jungle

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Because that’s a better example of actually taking advantage of his iconography

fossil bison
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they don't make an effort to model locations after the ones in any donkey kong game

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the only example is really dk jungle in mario kart 7

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which is treated as a crossover track

plain apex
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Well good thing it came at the right time then

frigid ingot
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there's a dkc location in mario power tennis

dreamy tartan
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I don’t think a Mario movie set in Brooklyn is more inherently boring than like. idk any movie set in a real world location

plain apex
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Well Power Tennis references a bunch of shit

frigid ingot
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yeah exactly

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spinoffs from that time led us to believe that it was a connected world

plain apex
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I mean it technically is anyway