It was actually pretty damn good
#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles :Mutant Mayhem
full shell
This was so fucking good
Animation is very spiderversey and just had the biggest grin on my face during the fight scenes
Soundtrack also amazing
And jokes are literally written for zoomers 
spark echo
hollow elbow
The nipples and milking jokes were something alright 
red garnet
The animation is really top notch
full shell
Also weeb references and they don’t hide them
At all
And their chemistry is amazing since they’re actually voiced by teens and not grown ass men
If you like Spiderverse you’re gonna love this movie
Imo best adaptation of tmnt
full shell
It was literally everything I wanted
And ice cube basically just plays himself and it was amazing
full shell
Voice cast was amazing
tepid fractal
Very great. The turtles were allowed to be silly and goofy without coming off as cheesy like the early movies/tv show and were allowed to be serious without being the gritty grimdark turtles of the Bay movies. I loved the art style and overall feel. All the more established celebrity actors blended very well into their characters which was one of my concerns.
glass terrace
Master Splinter finally found love after checking everyday.
unique raft
The chris pine is best chris moment was 
hollow elbow
full shell
They picked really good songs for this movie
silk portal
i both appreciated and did not like how everything looked grimy and fucked up
shoutout to the mom i overheard on the way out saying "that was the longest hour and a half of my life"
full shell
They probably purposely did that animation style since Humans hated them at first but later looked a bit nicer
silk portal
I think more movies should do stuff like the “INTRODUCING PAUL RUDD” credit
unique raft
God people are so stupid lol
Even if he was gay, who fucking cares. Hes a mutant rat
Would it really be woke for a pretend talking rat to date a guy?
full shell
Because people are awful and have to find a way to ruin everything
Everything
Whats funny is that it was explicitly pronounced as she
unique raft
I saw all the Gay splinter discourse and genuinely thought I completely missed some major part
I guess the character in the past has been a guy, but they swapped it for the movie
Which if anything youd think theyd whine about “NINJA TURTLES MAKE MUTANT TRANSGENDER CHARACTER”. It wouldnt be true, but it would be arguably more accurate than saying gay splinter
full shell
These are probably the same people who say “i’m not homophobic but”
And also 90% of these people haven’t seen the movie lmao
silk portal
its the quartering though
hes not worth the time of day
greatest tweet of all time
silk portal
the turtle babies eyes being so derpy in the movie brought me joy
spark echo
Probably seeing this Saturday morning now 
silk portal
mr beast awaits
he has two lines and i wouldnt have known it was him if i didnt see all that before the movie
unique raft
its the quartering though
Didnt he shit himself at Walmart
silk portal
Yup
vestal nebula
spark echo
Turtles real good
silk portal
novel edge
can't wait to watch it again, trying not to since I might be going with sis in law and bro
freaking loved it
silk portal
lyric totem
Great movie, but Cynthia Utrom? Really?
tough remnant
full shell
YESSSSSSS