#Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
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Idc what reviews say, im super excited for this still
Anything better than crystal skull
perfect
That was the softest and politest clap I’ve ever heard in a theater

This movie does a really good job misdirecting you to think the ending is going to be shit and then saves it
I’d say like 7/10 right now. I have no opinion on the visuals because there was projector issues and it made it look shittier
Awesome poster. And I really enjoyed the film (after hearing bad things, I was frightened it would be disappointing). All the callbacks (both musically and story) were a nice touch.
I just got back from Indy, did the originals always have that many chase scenes? Been a long while since I've watched tbh
My ask since I haven’t seen the originals in a while - was the body count that high 
It was fun. Fast paced, old man moves very quickly and he can hit
Giving this a 9/10
first time ive been on premiere night in many years 
the score was good of course because it’s John Williams
at points I think it got a bit too heavy on marvel-esque fight/chase scenes but most of the chase or fight scenes were pretty good and true to the original
the ai de-aging for harrison ford was insanely good considering his age
acting and cast was pretty damn solid, loved the little callbacks to the original
it’s a pretty solid conclusion and it’s a far more fitting end to the series than crystal skull
feels complete
Its not perfect but its 1 million times better than Crystal Skull
Tbh I really kinda liked the idea he was gonna stay in the past with Archimedes but what happened wasnt bad
Hey wheres all the incel weirdos with their, AT THE END THEY ERASE INDY FROM EXISTENCE CAUSE GIRL POWER
same, honesty was hoping for that
Who else was expecting half expecting Mutt to walk in at the end
He also teleported to the Roman battle to say goodbye to his father 
sums it up perfectly. not a film of absolute perfection, but pretty good
HEY GET OFF MY PLANE-guy who has no role other than too be mildy upset that Straw Hat Short Round is in his plane
I enjoyed it. Not perfect but still had fun.
That was everything I wanted from an Indiana Jones movie
I think it was pretty good. Prolly 6/10 - I think I like it more than crystal skull
I have to say - I hate hate hate hate hate hate his old man voice with the deaging
It’s all wrong
And the deaging is out of sync in a few moments with his face at times
The entire opening sequence was uncanny and horrid and scared me for the rest of the movie
Genuinely I think the 2K IMAX digital projector that’s on its last legs made it look even worse
I hope they use the Oppenheimer 70MM run as an excuse to upgrade to laser
Beedont told me he was falling asleep the first half. I did think the parade chase scene was really boring.
I think they did a good job putting old jones in scenes that still had action but felt mostly believable vs. like… idk the Irishman with De Niro trying to curb stomp someone
They had him rely on machines more

Probably gonna be a week or two till I see it since I foolhardy asked my partners parents if they wanted to see it together 
Obi why?
When hes tied up yelling in the very first scene i swear his face stretched forward
yupppp. There's just like a couple moments where it looks like out of alignment, but pretty good. The voice tho I couldn't get deal with - kept taking me out of it to hear his old man grizzled voice
also i know we all know this but mads mikkelsen 10/10 nazi casting. loved how much of a dweeb he was.
Omg i forgot, the kid totally murders a guy and is just totally fine after
YES. i love how stupid his plan is. Hes just gonna show up and be the new Hitler…somehow
I want to be nice and spend time with my bf‘a family 
HEY IDIOT ARCHIMEDES DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT CONTINENTAL DRIFT
When they were looking around archimedes grave i half expected indy to pull out an iphone or something
Yeah. For a hot second I thought Voller gets stuck in the past and is Archimedes. Glad he died a painful, fiery death but yeah.
Before they showed his watch as the one in the grave, I also considered it was someone further in the future.
I figured the random mustache guy was archimedes
The one in the plane?
Oh, no. He was an idiot.
I actually cant remember if he had a mustache
Lol yeah the one who stuck his head out the window and started firing
I'm amazed they didn't give Voller a massive scar on his face or something. It's on brand for Mads and Voller got this face knocked in at a high speed by that water tower on the train.
lmao i was wondering how he got away from that with no damage
I'm pretty sure that hit would've killed a normal person. It was like brain pudding level impact.
Yeah I agree
I figured it was time travel shenanigans for the longest time
Havent seen it yet all I know is they pull a Poochie died on the way back with Mutt lmfao
Admittedly they handled that one pretty well
Indeed. It gave Ford some depth to work with for Indy and where he's at when the film starts
He turned into Steve Martin for a second there
That was fun
And was very surprised to see antiono banderas in this
I can’t hear his voice without thinking of puss in boots 
And nazis getting killed is super satisfying to watch
Antonio Banderas was definitely a suprise that I quite liked.
Wish there was more of him but ofc he has to get killed off 
Welp it’s flopping
RIP my hours
Oof that is not good for its box office potential this is the type of film that needed an A CinemaScore.
I literally came in here to see if I was right about that and then mute until I see it lol. So cool.
I liked that quite a lot. The ending was really cute.
I have to imagine this was a passion project for Spielberg and Lucas. Box office is a shame but they're probably not concerned about it
(Mutt died on his way back to his home planet)
I've seen a few people thinking Mikkelson's deaths should have been more brutal, but I think the emotional damage playing across his face was enough for me.
He's an astrophysicist and his plan failed because his math was wrong. The irony.
I don't even think it was that his math was wrong. I took it more that he misunderstood how the device funtioned.
For the time travel to work, Archimedes designed the device to basically go in a loop. He needed them to come back to that exact point in order to ensure time is undisturbed.
That's why he asked when they came from.
Well when they went through it killed their engines so they fell quite a bit. Probably put them so low when they got them going again and then they just hesitated to go back up because if you were suddenly flying over a bunch of ships, wouldn't you be stunned and hesitate to react?
Oh yeah, and Dolby Cinema was great for this. The final plane sequence felt like 4DX with the bass
the box office was already looking grim. rumored budget of 295 mil, $400 million including marketing, and an estimated 60-75 million opening. though tbf, it has an 89% audience score on rotten tomatoes so that's pretty solid.
oh and apparently needing 750-900 million to break even
Do you think Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character could hold another entry of the series by herself (with Teddy)?
Possibly but if the film doesn't do well enough, as the tracking suggests, the universe is probably done.
I mean, maybe at some point but i figured the ending with him grabbing the hat was pretty definitively saying that Ford is Indy and nothings gonna change it
can you imagine the insane level of backlash if they did a spin-off 💀
but also imho phoebe waller-bridge’s character wasn’t very likeable til the second half of the movie, and even then her character felt a bit undeveloped
Yeah im sure she could be interesting but what we got of her just wasnt spin off worthy.
I still think, at the time, Shia taking over would have been interesting
Also is it just me, or after Fleabag has Phoebe just had the most uninteresting career. Shes genuinely talented and hilarious and she just sorta doesnt do much to show it off
The main problem would be how to market it, I think
What would the movie be called? Helena Shaw and the X of X?
Shia really could have been interesting, but at the same time nobody can really beat Harrison Ford, and at the end of the day no spin-off will be able to replicate the original trilogy, they have to take the franchise a different direction in order to make something authentic and different while staying in the Indy universe.
Spielberg though Shia was the next big thing but he fell off hard.
I don't think Mutt endeared him to anyone either.
Helena had some interesting quirks at least. Her being less scrupulous than Indy, for example
The other problem is there's already a great version of female antihero Indiana Jones, but she's in the Star Wars universe
Shia honestly was but he ruined it for himself
I've only seen him in like 5 movies (and three of them were Transformers movies) but I guess he was good in Holes?
Weird about this one
The serious stuff is really good, but it's too serious
Like great ending but like did we really need to kill mutt and separate Marion to get here?
Also its really bloated, there's too many stop and talk scenes. And they lack Spielberg's ability to direct great exposition
I didn’t really liked teddy overall, felt more like an annoying character
Yeah he's just there lol
The time travel stuff was really well handled and pretty good. Too bad tho the scene with them and Archimedes looked like they weren't there lol
Also its weird Sallah is in America because he moved during the war, but like where was he in KotCS?
It occurred to me watching the intro to this one; Indy speaks Greek, Sri Lankan, I think some Russian, but even after the US enters the war never learns a word of German.
Because hes a patriot 🫡
lmao
Wait shia canonically dies in transformers,
apparently in transformers they say that anthony hopkins is the last surviving of his bloodline
which means shia dead
I found it a tad humorous (for Shia’s character) at the end of Indy 5 that Indy and Marion completely forgot about their son after they are reunited again.
Been ushering all day and it seems like audiences are responding really well to this one
Same with last night
I keep hearing people talk about how much they liked it
Yeah seems more likely to please a general audience
I guess you could say that Spielberg was right in casting Shia Labeouf in Indy 4, since he did elevate the franchise. He just did so in absentia, as talking about his dead son was one of Ford's best scenes in the hat.
Rewatching KotCS the other day ngl I kinda liked Mutt and Indy. But just seeing Shia kinda takes me out of it
It’s a good movie
I remember liking Indy as an old man. I've always liked Ford more as a grumpy old guy, it especially worked more for Han Solo. But I also feel like I had that with Helena and Indy too.
yeah hes funny as grumpy, but imo I think Dial is too serious
its done really well and emotional, but theres not as much pulpy, campiness
Yeah it's part of what knocks it down a little bit for me is that there's very little slapstick/camp
Which is like, imo one of the cornerstones of the originals and contextually relevant to the pulp adventure novels it was inspired by
thats why while Temple is dark, its arguably the most camp
and KotCS has some of that pulp to it
And it is kind of weird that KotCS has a nice little bow and then Dial starts off with like, "We don't know how to write old man except alone and depressed"
yeah im back and forth on it
like really well done, but did we really need to kill mutt?
There's a lot I like in it tho for the most part and it's not as bad as some of the reviews but it is lacking in that og sauce
maybe it might grow on me and maybe its needed for the last one
and i think its there, but the editing drags it down
I mean, if you ignore the actual timeline which doesn't really make sense if Mutt is like 30 and enlisting in the war TBQH
theres little moments of that in the action, but its sooo drawn out that you forget about it
That's if you believe he dropped out out of college, and not like, high school prep school I guess
Which I'm pretty sure is what they ended in skull but lol - college
Anyway Mutt's death doesn't really bother me because the scene is Ford chewing scenery but I kind of wish they hadn't gone the whole "indy is a loser in an apartment alone at 80" at the beginning which is like, a fucking tired old man trope at this point
yeah that and breaking up marion again
Yeah
I also think the parade chase scene in particular drags but people seem to really liked the first half of the movie, which I'm kind of the opposite
For me the movie picks up when he goes to Morocco or w/e
but then also, idk how the ending would work because i like that he wants to stay in the past, because I like that parallel of 1969 and BC hes a man out of time
i like the parade stuff, its the morrocco chase thats too long
I also wish they had done more with the CIA agent or whatever, felt like there was something bigger there and then she's just fucking murdered
but the auction scene is my favorrite
I think the scene at his work is incredibly dark and basically gets completely glossed over
yeah executing them was a bit much imo
Like you have this super nazi scene kinda dark, then you have him depressed alone in boxers which is dark, then you have the execution at his work
Then you have like the whole basil went crazy over the dial or w/e
its really weird because college indy and adventure indy are usually separate
Yes I think that's very intentional in the original films
so seeing his peers get killed was a little out of place
Ya it's too much imo
It was also like, more modern movie sensibility in my opinion
That and him being wanted on the news
Also big lol at Mad's nazi being like "let's not kill indiana let's drag him on the plane to prove IM RIGHT" I guess
some real plot armor there
eh that im fine with
It doesn't bother me, I just think it's funny
It is pretty interesting how obviously "for kids" the old movies are.
It's like what Lucas was trying to go for in the prequels but a lot more successful
Sitting on it, I like it a little more than my initial thoughts
But still has pacing issues and the action is not up to Indy standards
I really enjoyed it! It really picked up when Indy left for Morroco. I was fading for a bit before that ngl
its really impressive stuff, imo it kinda broke tho whenever he turned his head a lot
I also noticed they rarely put his face and a real face in the same shot, which is kinda smart
but def shouldve cut down the opening a little, wouldve helped pacing and working on the other shots
SO TIME TRAVEL IS CANON IN THE SEA UNIVERSE?
ALSO HOW DOES THE DIAL WORK? IT WOULD NEED TO BE A CLOCK RIGHT?
Also the movie implies that it's a time travel thing like the time turner in Harry Potter so that means no matter what Helena would have taken Indy home cuz that's how that time loop works? And that time loop is implied cuz philosopher guys' tomb had propellers and he was wearing the watch
It's only a time loop for people who stayed in the past.
Voller's watch was in the tomb because Archimedes pulled it off his body. But that was the only bit of recursive stuff in the movie because there's only the plane and the Nazi bodies that stay in the past.
It might have been interesting if there was a skeleton with a fedora elsewhere in the tomb, prompting Helena to change Indy's fate by rescuing him later in the movie. But that would have been giving up the ghost a bit early.
Hmmm
I made a joke after the movie saying "So Harrison Ford tried to kill off this character too but Lucasfilm said no" in reference to the Force awakens
As soon as they pointed out the propellers on the tomb it was obvious they were gonna fly to the past
I liked all those little hints along the way (e.g. the lecture on Syracuse, the puppet show about Syracuse with the dragon & the tomb propellers). For me, I didn't know the significance until it was shown but it makes repeat viewing fun
I'm not good at realizing that type of stuff 😅😅😅 I thought that scene was saying he went to the future
The dragon puppet show was really clever
The watch too, since earlier in the movie Indy made a point about his father's watch I thought it was that in the tomb
Do you guys think the ride (any version of it) is Canon to the movies?
it doesnt contradict canon so it could be
the Tokyo version might not be because its Crystal Skull
Honestly crystal skull and forbidden eye are (almost) the same ride so I think they could be considered the same temple just the names are different for whatever reason
Question, they go back in time, show him the dial and now he can make it himself. So who made the damn dial?
he would’ve solved it himself
why even make the dial?
What purpose did it actually serve
Or is it more like, “damn archimedes, you did it again”
Why did he even need a dial? Couldnt he have just looked up and seen the giant time warp
Bruh the dial was to navigate
they explain it in the movie
something something planets and such
and realizing something
I thought they THOUGHT they could travel anywhere but it could only travel to that one specific time
cause it didn’t account for the continental drift
I thought they said something like they thought the math was wrong but it turns out archimedes only made it to get people to come to his time
In the movie they explain it was made to navigate back to the philosopher at that point in time to ask for help pretty much. I think the implication was his dial wouldn't work so he was gonna ask for help making it?
it wasnt an issue of how to make it, he was going to eventually, Archimedes just wanted help to win his war
Ahh
Which is why my question is wouldn't it have to be a clock?
Yeah thats what I thought they said. He wanted help winning the war so he made the dial to get people back in time to do that. But then that means they ALWAYS went back in time, so my original question on who made the damn dial is still up in the air lol
I think it is implied that he did no?
But only after he saw a completed one.
Right? He didnt have it finished when they went back, Indy showed him, then Helena punches him and takes him home
Yeah, the completed one is the one he made. The one he has and the one he made would be the same dial at different points
Helena brought the dial too
I believe we see the dial in the last scene iirc? I watched it only once last night
I am for sure overthinking it and trying to make some stupid paradox out of a mid adventure movie, but if he sees the dial, realizes how to build it, where did the solution come from. He seemingly always saw the fully completed dial before finishing it
✨time loops✨
Maybe he already knew what he needed to do he just couldn't yet?
Either way the original dial is made by him
Idk why “oh yeah aliens” is good enough for me, but with this one Im trying to turn into an edgy 14 year old who took one philosophy class
Genuine opinion: don't think too hard about it
Remember in Harry Potter it is said that people after using time turners have killed themselves before time travel which makes no sense in lore but it happens
If i dont think too hard about it, how else can i complain about minuscule things for decades on reddit?
Idk
I genuinely think it's just the issue with time travel and it will just make less sense the more you think about it
I think there are three ways time travel can show up in media and the one this movie opted for is time loops which means that it's literally the guy saw the dial, made it, destroyed it, Indy found it, Indy traveled to his time, Indy showed him, Indy goes home with it, repeat
So the dial can't exist if the time loop doesn't
Which arguably means it should never have existed
Or it could be evidence of a creator/God in the Indiana Jones universe
Cuz all of time is preplanned
I mean, Gods for sure canon in Indy
Oh gotcha. Yeah like, without spoiling much, the existence of God and Jesus is irrefutable in this universe
Using SEA lore we know the tiki room is Canon in Indy so maybe Maui the time God made the entire plan of time including this specific time loop 0-0
It would not be the craziest thing in these movies, thats for sure
Cuz Jungle Cruise is part of SEA and Rosita is referenced in the queue of the ride and tropical hideaway so yeah
I wanna write a tiki room movie tbh
Make a way for it to canonically work cuz I don't think the way it is in the ride would be possible lol
So a tiki room movie could be cool
Seeing how disney throws away money on ride and land themed movies, i wouldnt be surprised if one happened
ALSO Y'ALL
forget
that it's based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
The Antikythera mechanism ( AN-tih-kih-THEER-ə) is an Ancient Greek hand-powered orrery, described as the oldest known example of an analogue computer used to predict astronomical positions and eclipses decades in advance. It could also be used to track the four-year cycle of athletic games which was similar to an Olympiad, the cycle of the anci...
they do refer to it as such but it's a real item
I mean makes sense why wouldn't it be based off of the real thing?
Damn i guess he finally got something into a museum
What if we recreated it to see if it actually works?
This movie was a 5.5/10 for me. I hated the fact that Indy becomes this depressed and poor old man at the end. Also what I got from the “Dial” is that it was able to detect the location of the temporal fissures. So Voller set the time he wanted to go back and found a fissure, but what threw me off is that whole bit about the continental drift and why they went to a completely different time.
Also if Archimedes built this thing to get help for winning the war, how did Voller show up before the dial was completed?
Still got uncanny valley vibes from de-aged Indy. Can’t help notice the outer outline of their faces looking off. I will say though that AMC screens are fucking amazing.
Some sort of laser projection
The dial doesn't create rifts, it locates them.
I said that
Shocking absolutely no one. The ending made me cry
John Williams music do be that way.
Where the fuck was Short Round
Luffy one piece
Teddy
Straw Hat Teddy
My favorite part is they have him make a fake cockpit just to justify him being able to fly later. Like why not just have someone else fly the plane?
Different actors but same vibe tbh
Wear a hat and go near water? Luffy
THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAL
Honestly i thought that was him
But yea same vibe
If he just used his devil fruit powers against those nazis movie would’ve ended quickly
Too long
Just kinda of a mess tbh, idk what the cia wanted with indy, how mads got a million henchmen to keep going with him even after they all keep dying
The scene in the university where the dude just shoots the colleagues in cold blood was very shocking
How did indy get off the murder charge when all the evidence disappeared lol
That old guy just got some shelves pushed on him and that's it.
CIA got resolved didnt it? They all died. The end
I was kinda hyped when he was like, PLEASE INDY TAKE ME I MISS ADVENTURING I HAVE MY PASSPORT
I figured he was gonna be the lead
Is it not purely that they had a deal with the nazi and that's it?
What’s the deal?
I don't really remember it was like the nazi had a deal with the US government tho
Will update when it's on disney+
I mean yeah they didn’t explain it lol
Did it need to be explained?
The deal is cut off within like five minutes of it being introduced, it's unimportant and only there to get Indy to run off to whatever he does after and whatever happens I don't remember cuz I only watched it once
Yeah I think it needed to be explained why the cia were okay with people they were working with killing random civilians, causing mass mayhem in pubic and thousands in property damage
I think mads hiring Helena would’ve done a lot for the beginning of the movie
The whole auction sequence is incredibly bad lol imo
Not agreeing with Disney's choices, just trying to explain lol
So the CIA part I understand because it refers to ex nazis working for nasa in exchange for living in the US but I don’t understand why the CIA were okay will killing us civilians
Or what the purpose was of writing up a woman who just dies off.
Or how MADS SURVIVES A PIPE TO THE FACE AT 60 MILES AN HOUR WITHOUT HIS FACE CAVING IN
its the CIA, theyve allowed and done worse
also the CIA lady does get pissed at them for killing civilians
the CIA stuff is just set dressing to explain why the Nazis are there and operating with lots of resources, the lady gets killed off which allows them to do their plan without her interfering
For a reason
We don’t have that reason
do we need a reason? its the CIA, probably something in the name of "american security"
i dont think we need a reason the CIA was involved, given the time period and their history
Everything happens for a reason
We don't need to know the reason
I thought they werent ok with all of that, didnt whatever the female agents name was yell at them for doing that
I was under the impression that they were after Helena, but Volger finally went rogue when it became clear the CiA wouldn't let him continue his search for the dial
I don't think the CIA was actually working with him in his capacity as a Nazi
For the greater good - CIA
I mean they didn’t stop working with them lol so
Oh yeah, idk, maybe they just like nazis 🤷♂️
I am mixed on this
Not a bad film but was missing a spark that made it feel like an Indy film.
It’s very dark
If that makes sense.
No I get what you are saying z
felt too long
It was too long for sure.
Too long, didn’t have that spark, and honestly kinda boring plot
I didn’t ever feel like there was stakes to the plot.
I mean if you like it great! Not gonna shit on anyone for liking it lol. For me it’s just meh is all.
Theres still a lot of good in this film, I just don’t think its enough to balance out the meh.
Also the idea of continental drift altering the coordinates was weird to me.
Like I know it didn’t matter but it was a stupid line
Haha you are Obi but no shame in that

Probably a blessing
We can be basic together
Thinking more about this, I really actually love the idea that the dial only tells you how to get to that one moment in time
But they didn’t do enough with it.
Theres a blink and you miss it grandfather paradox of Archamides taking the watch
Or no thats not a paradox is it, its actually a good case of closed time line
I really enjoyed the movie overall, I just think they could have given it a bit more time to work out a few kinks and it would have been even better.



